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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we know how Sky dresses. You know, we we
aren't judgmental people though, you know, so we.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Would never Oh, you'd never even mentioned it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Barely, I barely even noticed.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I mean, you just did twenty minutes off the air
about my seal sweatshirt.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's really terrible. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I don't get angry and distracted when I see her
socks with the flip flops like I did this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's disturbing.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I took them off like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, but it is, you know, it is what it is.
But you're in a room with you know, three jerks,
so you expect it. Yes, yeah, but I don't know
if you expected to be judged for your clothing by
your mom. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's time for the one podcast a year, completely uncensored
and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
The show's after show starts now. So here's the thing
you need to know about Sky's mom is that Sky
is the junior version of her mom. So all the
wacky things you hear that Sky does, that's her mom.
Her mom does the exact same stuff. Well, uh, you know,
(01:09):
Sky is the person who is never going to try
to hurt your feelings or say something that you know,
she'll she'll keep everything inside. She doesn't talk about things,
you know, that's her mom. So her mom isn't normally
one to point things out, or she doesn't want to
hurt anybody but his feelings or anything like that. So
this is stunning to hear that she judged you for something.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, and I don't know if it was one of
those things that just like came out of her mouth
before thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Realizing, which you do do a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize my machine. Yeah, so Friday night,
you guys, it was a rough one.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Why mama had.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Too many drinks?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Who's mama? I am your mom?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Know me?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Your mom? Your okay? Mama? Oh yeah you got drunk
after it?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I got a girl like dull?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Yeah, come on what day of the week.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, here's the thing. I used to probably like have
a drink or two maybe once a week during COVID
every night, but now once a week. But the past
like six eight months, I am like not drinking, Like
drinking messes me up, and not like drunk, not like drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Compute what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Drink No, not like a drunk messing me up, but
like hormonally messing me up. And women in your late
forties early fifties will know what I am speaking.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Of sort of change. There's a bit of a.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Change that happens to your body chemistry and turns out
part of that change is if you have half a
glass of wine, that means you're gonna have hot flashes
all night and feel like shit and have a headache
and not sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is there, like, because I know a different alcohol affects
people differently. Is it all alcohol or have you found one.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That like some our worst like wines and champagnes are
like the worst of the worst, but even cocktails will
will do it too. Yeah, I'm not really a bear chick.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So Friday night, me and the hubby went out to
a boxing event in little Italy and uh, you know
we were.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
We're so odd that Sky goes to these because I
know it's for your friends throwing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's I get why you go. But hearing Sky say she.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Went to a boxing event, that makes no sense, like
you don't like violence.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, well that's the weird thing too, because it's my girlfriend,
Like her dad was a super like a local boxer
promoter like super into it regular Oscar Dela Hoyle. Yeah,
basically it's without just.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Without the women's heels and underwear. That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I never heard any.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Of those pictures never came out. You never know.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So since he passed, she's taken over, and so yeah,
to support her, I'll go. But the crazy thing is is,
because it's her event, she'll always have a table like
ringside and I'm sitting there and dude, once somebody gets cut,
I like literally have to watch their shoes. I can't
look above the shoes and see all the blood. But
(04:18):
but I know I have to watch to be respectful,
because I mean, this is an expensive seat that my
girlfriend has gifted me ringside.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
To watch what would be It would be rude, you
know what I mean? Like, what am I going to do?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Do you think they're staring at you? Going sky not watching?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't know, but like I can't sit there with my.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Eyes and a boxer is up there and heoks down
and goes, why is that woman not watching? Out?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, because honestly, the first time I was ringside and
somebody got cut real bad, I closed my eyes and
I'm like, okay, dummy, you're drawing attention to your sow.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, it's a little look at their face.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Their shoes, So that's what I do, So I look
at their shoes and so anyway, so so we're having
fun and one old fashion turns into two old fashions,
which turns into three old fashions.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, it turns into cocaine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Angel does.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Crack. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I think it was a mixture of being out and
about on a Friday night, the fact that we had
ubered there so neither of us had to drive the
fact that I'm watching violence, so I kind of need
to be liquored up. And then the other thing that
kind of goes into it is the ring girls. My
husband was making a lot of comments.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
About the ring girls. Oh well the boy.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, it turns out that they are also strippers, and
one of them they didn't quite understand the outfit requirement,
whereas my girlfriend, I guess said, you know, boy shorts
like sports bra you know, still tiny, don't get me wrong,
but like boy shorts and sports bras. One gal showed
up in her what I'm assuming is her stripper outfit
(05:59):
for the night, because she was in a full fish
net body suit. And then the only thing on top
of the fish net bodysuit was this bright red leather
plethor thing that only covered the nipples and went down
in a v to cover the veget Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't understand. Why is that a bad outfit? Well,
for a.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Green girls don't wear that. They wear bikinis, they wear
boys shorts. So this was just.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Trying to raise money.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well that's true. But the other thing is getting in
and out of the ring. You know, they pulled the
things apart, and you gotta like it's okay to pull
the ropes. I had to do it myself. They had
me like go give an award in the middle of
the ring, and then the boo took a picture of
me with like doing like this. It was ridiculous. Yeah,
I guess somebody didn't show up. And so since you
(06:51):
know I'm a I'm a local media figure, i't on
the mic. I was in the ring and I like
held it up and then and they announced the winner.
I want over and handed it to them. I was
not a ring girl.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
You have, you have the same outfit you wren't for
your husband. That's true, Okay, you probably fit right in.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So my husband kept making comments about how that would
be a great outfit for me to purchase for our
twenty fifth wedding anniversary that's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Up in two weeks.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I can't imagine sitting with my wife and making commentsirls.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
She fucking cared. Oh yeah, like she'd be so mad
at me.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
It would ruin the night, like saying something like that,
like is so wild, You're so much cooler than you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's just a different vibe.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can't imagine Sky wearing something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well, we've heard of the Weird show, Yeah, like just crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, I think she's worn an outfit like that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think, I mean different types of outfits. I've never
put them together like that, but very creepy. Yeah, but
I didn't care. I didn't care for it very much.
And I definitely didn't care for like putting that together
with our twenty fifth wedding anniverse. I felt that was
a weird. It was a whole weird vibe. So I
think that encouraged me to keep ordering the old fashions.
(08:10):
So anyway, so I got ship face, and I haven't
been that drunk in a long time, and so clearly
I get home. It's a late night and then the
next morning, my mom is scheduled to come over at
two o'clock. In the act is scheduled because Lynn and
her husband your new dad. Lynn and her husband have
(08:34):
flown to New York for the while.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
These guys are active.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, they're all over the place, and we're not doing
that right now. So they spent a week in New
York and decided and they for some reason flew out
of San Diego instead of flying out at L A X.
And so they because the flight worked better cheaper. I
(08:56):
don't know what was going on, and they thought to
make it even cheap, or what they would do is
leave their car parked on my street and then uber
to the airport, leave the car for a week.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's a violation if you ask me, and then come back.
She would call A.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Guy was very very thoughtful about this. I picked a
spot for them to park where it's not in front
of anybody's house. It's on the side of somebody's house.
And I moved their car one spot up midweek, just
so none of the neighbors would be like, that car
hasn't moved, it's abandoned. Because that's what I would do, right,
(09:38):
I really overthought it. Of course I did so anyway,
So their car was there for a week and then
they flew back in on Saturday, and then the uber
was going to drop them off at our house around
two pm to pick up their car. Well, really drunk
the night before, woke up in the morning, felt like craft,
stayed on the couch all morning. Then I said, oh,
(09:59):
if I go for swim in the pool, I'll feel better.
That didn't really quite do it, so after I know
I didn't because I didn't want it to.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I usually am miserable all day long.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's that's that. Then it just goes away like normal. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, then you start the next day again.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
So the swimming didn't was not the elixir to cure that.
So I decided after my swim to throw on a
fresh pair of pajamas that I was going to spend the.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Rest of the day in. You went back to pajamas, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Because I knew I'm not going anywhere. I feel like ship,
I'm gonna be on this couch.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I would just feel so like.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Why am I gonna put clothes on like jeans I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Gonna put you have? You don't have comfort? You have?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You have like I've gone like leggings and like something.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Yeah, just so like yeah, just so I don't feel
like a loser, Like you know what I mean. Like
if I put pajama, it's because I'm sick all day. Yeah,
that's the only time I wear pajama.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I am sick. I am feeling very ill. I feel
like very ill form Like I.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Actually change out of my pajamas to cook breakfast. Like
that's how quick I want to get out of my pajama.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I always try to.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
I sleep naked, but I want to. I want to
get up and immediately throw a like shorts or sweats
or something.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You change your you get out of your pajamas to
cook breakfast, like.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
When I wake up in the morning. And if I'm
up up and at them enough to go make breakfast
for everybody, then I just feel like I put on
different clothes.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What do you put on?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Like I'll put on like my short leggings and like
a tank or something is there.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But what's the reason why I don't.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I don't know if it gives you more motivation to get
out of the house.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
But she's.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
But I feel like moving moving, and I feel like
after you eat breakfast, you're like, let's go do something.
I'm already dressed, rather than hey, I gotta go get dressed.
I gotta do this, I gotta do that. I actually
get it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I actually wash my face too, and start that whole
thing like get clean.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, can I just have a sandwich?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It takes me five minutes? Kind of eggs. So I
decided to go back to Pj's fresh pjs, but definitely Pj's.
Like I mean we're talking with like Teddy Bears on
the big like wide leg pants, like I mean these
a tank top, like this is fully Pj's. There's there's
no passing it off as at leisure where this is. Well,
(12:20):
I knew they would be coming over, and if it
would have just been my mom, we would have got
no bra.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But the fact that he take a peek, but I
just felt.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Like, I feel like it's inappropriate, lap no. I just
feel like non family members.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Non family members, he's your new dad, Okay, he is
a family member.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, non longtime family members. What you put a bra
on for? I'm sorry, I'm a classy lady, Okay, pajamas
and a bra. Okay. So they arrive and you know,
we're talking our house New York. Oh, they're telling us
how amazing their uber driver was and how they're like
(13:03):
now best friends with him and whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Another Sky situation.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
They're talking what you do in New York make friends
with the uber.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
This was the San diego Er. Yeah, they were talking
about how great the rating was going to be and
how they're best friends. Because in addition, you think me
and my mom are small talkers. Her husband, Oh yeah,
he makes friends with everybody, like talking talking everything.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Out of everything, out of everything I've heard about this guy.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
He sounds awesome. I want to do it too much.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But if he does it, what a great guy.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You have to understand the difference.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I mean, you don't know him or how he does it.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You just said everybody. He's friends with everybody. Yeah, everybody.
That is that is a fact. That that is a fact.
That is a fact.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
He becomes people, and you're like you you leave the
conversation with him going, what a nice guy? You the
conversation with Sky going, whoa chill you.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Weirdo? That is not.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So we're talking. I'm hearing all about New York. Great, great, great,
And that's when just kind of out of the blue,
she goes, oh, still in pajamas.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh what a loser.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
In front of everybody, like, my daughter's there, my husband's there,
the dogs are there.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I mean, you don't get it. It's two pm. You're
in pajamas.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That's no no, no, no, no, no, no house alone.
It's one thing if we met at you know, like
the four Seasons for lunch. Okay, you're pajamas, that would
be weird that. I was trying to think of a
high end restaurant.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's all I could couple.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I think that the new dad is clearly rubbing off
on your mom where it's like, hey, you need to
say something.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Your doughter is a disasters, Like, what is she doing
pajamas at two pm? Leave me alone?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm an adult, I have nowhere to go.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What do you care. There's no reason for you to
be offended on this. She has every right to go.
This is odd, this is odd behavior. It's confusing. Yes,
if it was ten am, we have a different set
yea even eleven.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, so when's the cutoff? Afternoon?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I'm not allowed to be in my she's still in pajamas.
I'd even go still in pajamas.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, if I was, if I was the new dad,
I'd be like Trouble in Paradise.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We would We don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Here, bears my pants so cute?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Is that that's what you're trying to cover up? Depression?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Teddy Joy?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I guess so.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, it hurt like it's I didn't care pants. Yes,
I feel like I can be in pajamas in my
own house if.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I watch then being prepared to be judged. You deserve it.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Last time they're coming