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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we heard first thing this morning that Thor had
kind of a wild night. He and his wife and
their dogs stayed in a hotel room. And that was
because the power was going to be off at their house.
Thor didn't want to sleep in the hot house, so
they decided to get a hotel room. Makes sense, right, Yeah, Well,
the things that then occurred after that made it a
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wild night. Thor had to go to grocery stores, he
had to go to Target, he had to go to
a liquor store. He had to do all these different
runs because things were forgotten. Well, the reason why he
went to a liquor store was to pick up a
little dessert. I'm going to get a little dessert. His
wife's pregnant and so she needs a little some some
and so the man made a quick stop and then
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he was stunned with what the dessert cost. And now
it has become a massive issue.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Six times one podcast a year. He completely uncensored and
unacting filtered, except.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
For that part. The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now, when your almost eight month pregnant wife wants ice cream, Yeah,
get her ice cream. Okay, that's just the way it
goes and so thor swung by a liquor store and
you know how I have those like little freezer things
where you could slide the thing open and get you know,
like whatever ice cream bars they have or whatever. So
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that's what he did. He went picked up two ice
cream bars and went to pay for him, and then
you were stunned.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, it's one of the crazier fucking things I've ever
seen in my life. I mean, so I'm sitting there
and the guy you know, checks it, and I did,
I did, I did double take.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And you said you went good humor, but you said
it was a code.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, apparently it was. It was a good humor chocolate
cookies and cream cone. Okay, see anything like this. It
was a little bigger, but still I'm thinking at the
most three bucks at the most, Eddie. I took a
picture of it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, sorry, what does that register.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Say, kissy nine seventy eight for two ice cream bars?
You took a photo of the register? Yeah, because I
was pissed.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He wrung it up and I went, no fucking way, dude,
I swear to god, you get the whole box, and yeah,
and I go, I go first, I went, like, this
is this right? Yes? I go, and he goes, yeah,
And I go.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you ring up a cart? And the smokes too exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
And I said, I said, no, fucking way, dude, nine
seventy eight. I go for fucking ice We're at a
liquor store. I mean, and I go, I go for
fucking ice cream.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Car curse, We're at a liquor store.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't know, but it's still a stranger and like
the F word out of all, I don't think he no, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He didn't get I didn't get the sense that this
guy wasn't a cursor.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And even if he was, if you're charging me nine
seventy eight or fucking high school, I'm letting the f bombs.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Fly about, fuck you. Yeah. And then he he's shocked
he paid for.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It, whether he goes, I'm Saudi, yeah, and I said,
and I said, it's not your fault. I go, you're
I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The world.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I go, this is America, dude, I go, I go.
I started talking about America, about how the interest rates dropped,
the oh oh, it's so crazy, there's still sit over
six percent.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, the announcement is today. It hasn't happened yet, it's happening.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
He was probably thinking to himself, you know what, I
actually think it's pretty good this country.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, I'm thankful because he could up charge the fuck
he wasn't he was, That's what he could do. He
was so anyway, So I'm like again, I was like,
I took him in stride.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It doesn't say you took a picture of it. That's
not taking. It's not taking.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're yelling.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's just so crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
The fact you just said it took it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I almost forget it. And then walking I.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Would have, honestly, like I've done that a couple of
times where I got crazy, I'm not going to pay
for certain things that I just go, well, we don't
need it, you don't need it. Sorry. Yeah. Now Thor's
situation is different because you're gonna have somebody who's.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Very baby thirty three weeks on Friday, so baby ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The beast.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I get back to the hotel, and I'm real quick.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Before you get back to the hotel, because I know
it's probably a short drive, do you reach out to
your wife to let her know how much you've paid
for the ice cream cones or are you holding that
info till you get back holding.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It into Yeah. I thought at this point, I'm mumbling
to myself, how ridiculous this country has become. You're mumbling,
and I'm like, what then happened this country because of
because of ice cream bars? It was only a few
years ago that these ice cream bars weren't that expensive.
Don't get me started out. Was was COVID just made
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up to make everything more?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're going down this? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Wow, I mean wow, no prices have come back down.
I don't know. I'm not saying COVID wasn't real. It
was because my brother in law, so thousands of people die.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But I mean, did we take advantage of We take
advantage of it, of course, and.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Have we still taken advantage of of course. I don't
think that's I don't think it is at all. That's crazy.
And now we're getting you know, fucked royally by Sorry,
I'm off. I'm off on that. I'm off, I get back,
Sky asked sky ass.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But not about that at all. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So I went back to Sow and I got to
give her an ice cream bar. Happy, She's pumped up Okay,
she's pumped up. She ate it ice cream over her face?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are you angry?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Are you angry face when you walk in?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
No, I said, I was like laughing, crazy guy. I
was like, guess how much that fucking ice? Whenever you
ask somebody guess how much this cost was? And they
kind of get it, doesn't it suck? You know, it's
always like, well, thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Takes well, it takes all the air out. Yeah, you know,
I'm trying to make a point here.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, like this is going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So you need to And if I guess crazy, you've
just ruined.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, you know what they're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You always guess, you always gets you always go give
it to them. She goes nine bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And I go, I nailed it, And well, I here's
your ice cream.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You know what I do. I'm annoyed because I go
worse nine seventy eight her like she was doing. So
I put my ice cream bar in the freezer, got
a fridge. I did call her to ask to make
sure the fridge at a freezer portion, because I wasn't
hungry enough to eat mine yet.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
But your eyeballs couldn't tell you there was a freezer portion.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I didn't open the fridge yet because some of those
mini fridges in rooms.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Don't have I would I wouldn't get that normal hotels.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That because I used the fridge stock with white cloths.
You know whoa So it's only a fridge. Yeah, it's
only a fridge. So I didn't know it had a freezer. Yeah,
so I put it in the freezer, and I was
I was stuffed. I wasn't feeling it last night. I
ate too much Chipotle. This is shocking, Yeah, it really is.
I ainate way too much.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're a big dessert guy.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I am ice cream. You know what it was. I
knew we were staying at a hotel, and I so
all throughout the day I didn't eat that much, and
then I gorged myself on the Chipotle, which was a mistake.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Plus you had a little bit of a nervous tummy.
I stayed a lot of any at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I have a lot of anxier.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I would staying at a hotel make you do that?
You said, I knew I was staying at a hotel,
so I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Because I knew we were going to eat out. So
if I know we're going to eat out. I eat
less throughout the day because I know it's gonna be unhealthier.
Oh wow, skinny bitch, Okay, I don't know my calories.
Does that mean I had less calories throughout the way?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Less calories count your calories?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No, but I kind of have a good idea for
and we know what he what does he always ask
for the guy?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
We're not doing this. You're an asshole.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Now this is your fucking guy. What do they give
you the most about? Chipotle? Rice? And so the guy
takes it. Was like he had a tea spoon and
just put a tiny bit of rice, and I go, hey, bro,
can I get some more rice? Because like, if you
want more rice, if you want to do it with
the chicken, all right, I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You got you got a boy, what you got a bowl?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I got a bowl. So but if you're going to
do don't give me a little bit of rice.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
The whole bottom layer is rice.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
This was like a quarter of it. And I went, hey, bro,
I go load it up on the rice.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm surprised you want all those carbs. I was hungry.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I was hungry. Okay, stop, I did say to the
second person, I hand it off I go, can I
get a little extra chicken? Of course, they go, do
you want to you want to double the meat?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I go, no, just a.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Little extra chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You want free chicken? Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So I don't eat the shocking I don't need the
ice cream cone. I sleep all night. I don't sleep
all night. I come to work this morning and I
realize I told my wife last night at least four times,
make sure you check, double check, triple check, quadruple check, whatever,
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check the room, and don't forget anything.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She's very forgetful right now. Normally she's forgetful. Normally she's forgetful,
but when you have pregnancy brain right, so she goes okay.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
But when I left, when I left last night, when
I left this morning, she said she wasn't she was
awake because she couldn't sleep that well either. And I said, hey,
make sure you don't forget anything. I even gave her
a rundown of how I would leave the hotel, just
so I I didn't forget anything. What do you mean
I said I would, I would take I would take
everything out of the hotel first, put it in the truck.
There's not that much. It was one backpack and mutuple things,
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put it in the truck, then come back, double check
the rooms, and take the dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah. Oh okay, I went over it like it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's a perfect plan.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
And I get it because because you're usually the guy
that's there helping her check out.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, and I'm yeah. When we pack, she packs the
suitcase because she's good at like jamming things in, but
I get everything out because I'm like, I know the list.
She'll forget things, you know, So I realize, I know
that she's gonna forget my ice cream cone in the freezer.
So I get to work this morning, and at five
thirty one this morning, I text her exactly this message. Hey,
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that's a lot for the morning. Hey, don't forget that
ice cream bar in the freezer. Exclamation point. One of
us is eating that tonight for exclamation boars wow, because
she knows how expensive this is. And I may not
even eat it because I don't like to eat dessert
during the week that much, So she may.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Eat it, which is fine because if if you're going
to pay that much for an ice cream bar, you
can't go to waste. Even if I don't care, I
don't care if the dogs eat it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's chocolate.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't give a ship that things getting eaten.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, okay, So she texted me about seven fifty this
morning that she's leaving. Okay, great, let me know how
the house is when you get home.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So she gets the houses.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
He was very word.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You were gone for nine hours for all, like, what
the fuck? What's gonna happen eddie?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yesterday he thought the purge was going to break out
on his fucking street because the power was out, like.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Still there was a wild, wild West.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Okay, they're still policed.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Still lost.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I get a text back at eight sixteen and she's
just right sorry, honeys, and I go, no, she writes
bad news, and I go, what's the bad news? And
she says, I forgot your ice cream?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Called dude, dude, Okay in a normal world, okay, not
a big deal. Whatever. You know, sometimes what will happen
if you go and you're in a hotel and you
bring leftovers home and sometimes you'll forget the leftovers. Who
cares it's leftovers? Or if you buy an extra water
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and you go I left the water, glad.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I can't really relate to that, but okay, all right,
But This is ridiculous that he paid that much money
for these ice cream bars. There is no way you
can just let that. You will be thinking about this
ice cream bar, probably for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Well, it's just so insane that I texted her at
five point thirty one this morning and asked her she.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Did not purpose.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I think so, because how could you forget that? Right
back a couple of times. You need to go back
check checked out. Crazy, She rides back, Big Daddy should
have eaten it last night.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh so it's your fault. Okay, gas line, Okay, your fault, right,
I get that right.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I was stuffed and then and then she just thumbs
up it like I'm the fucking asshole.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh my god, I love her. Will you ever able
to eat an ice cream bar again?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes? Because after this podcast ends, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, you're not going You're not going to it out
of the freezer. That house cleaner has had a wonderful
breakfast of a good humor ice cream bar.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well, I guess what I'm getting four to fifty you're.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Not going to get How are you gonna prove it?
How are you gonna prove it?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I'll prove it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well, you do take that picture, Hus,