September 18, 2025 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie publicly calls out Thor for some wild actions that take place in our bathroom. Naturally, Thor denies the allegations but Eddie came with receipts...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh wow.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Some major developments have just happened. Shows some things went down.
Usually what happens after the show ends. Sky makes the
announcement I'm going to tinkle Town, and sort of everybody disperses.
You do whatever you gotta do. Sometimes Emily will go
(00:23):
finish her food. Thor will sometimes disappear. Who knows where
that guy goes. Everybody kind of does their own thing. Well,
we have a major development. Four has apparently done some
very bad things in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered, except
for that part the the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now, I know, I know you can't. You can, boots boots,
boots on.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
How do you know for a fact?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Were you there?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have receipts, got receipts. Here we go, Here we go,
here we go. Let's let's let me lay out the facts.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Fact.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I know Emily gets a lot of ship no pun intended.
I'm saying, no pun intended, and I'm about to have
your back, so can you Okay, she's just about her
blown up the bathroom that one time, and then Thor
claims every time, you know whatever, But let's all remember
the very famous episode of the p one podcast where
(01:44):
it was sort of discovered that Thor could be the upship.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Remember we we kind of figured it out.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like Thorn may be the up shipter Now after that episode,
guess what stopped happening?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I mean, that's so untrue. There's been multiple.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Guess what has stopped? Yeah, there hasn't been that many.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Would happened when we would come in in the morning
and I wouldn't even go to.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
This is typical criminal behavior. Once they feel like there's
too much heat on them, they lay a load for
a while.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Irritating about all this is that if I did all this,
I would say I did it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm not weird about it like Emily is. If I
take a ship somewhere. I've shipped my pants in high
school multiple times. I've talked about that on the air.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're a little too proud about that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I got to that point. If I were shipping
like crazy, I would say, yeah, I took multiple ships
in there.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, it's called it caused such an uproar within the
building that you couldn't own that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's nobody can.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Because the stuff was flying outside of the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I mean it was literally on the walls. It was
on the walls. It was walls.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It was okay, it was actually so that is out there.
It's out there, put there. I mean, very good possibility
is the up.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Again.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You may point your fingers at our girl, Emily.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's not her.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
She may have had that issue that one day, which
I can't confirm her deny.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
There was only one eye. There was one I would.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I can explain to remembers death saw it too, because
nobody saw anything.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I was in the studio. We saw her walk out
and we're like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
There's been another thing that has been discussed on this
show before where Thor says he takes pisses in the
toilet with the lid down, and he said he always comes. Well,
Emily just came in here and was really horrified. I
(03:46):
know she was doing because she says that she just
went to the bathroom and she says, do you know
that somebody has been pissing all over the toilets?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I saw it too.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's disgusting. But you did see it because you did it.
You did.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's not true, you did. I mean, that's not true.
That's not true. Here's why it's not true. If I
pissed on that seat, which I have done, I will
cleaned it off.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I've also come in right after you where you have
not that. That is the truth.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That is, I can't remember we did that, and can't
remember the last.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Time we did that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I can't tell you how many times there's no that
is multiple time.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've seen it. I've seen it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's and I go that motherfucker says he always cleans
it up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
If you came after me, that's because there was p
already on it. I'm not touching someone else's urine because you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Because you have such great aim. That's right, we know.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, whip it out right now and you get the
spot and I'll piss on it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Try.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let's go, let's see it. Let me just trick.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
There's no doubt in my mind that he can do
it when he's paying attention and trying right.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So here's my receipt. Not only not only have I
seen it, have I walked in after this guy's gone,
I've seen it. I've seen it on a toilet, I've
seen it.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You've seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But what this guy disappears goes to the bathroom. Then
Emily disappears right after it goes to the bathroom. Okay,
so the timelime is set. Am I wrong here? And
everything that I said is that correct?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's what I remember?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, Thor goes first, comes back, Emily goes comes back.
So that's the time. Well in that span of time,
guess who sends out a tweet. You know that this
motherfucker loves to be on his phone while taking a pistol.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
If you have great are you on your phone? Don't
you have to watch what you're doing? Watch one hands
holding the phone. Okay, but where your eyes? Your eyes?
Where are your eyes?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I could tweet without looking what I can.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're on your phone. You're on your phone.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm looking at You're on your phone, multitask.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You're on your phone on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I hear I hear the urine hitting the water. I
hear the So this fucking toilet I would clean.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
This fucking guy is on his phone tweeting as he's pissing.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, I got the I got the receipt. Yeah, it
was a really important tweet too.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
What the Giants coordinator? This guy does.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Forty four minutes ago, worst defensive coordinator in the oh
I wrote on the NFL, damn it in the NFL.
You know all my tweets are he's.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Got me, He's got me, And I'm so angry. You
tweets so fast, and I said.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And I won't pay a dollar a month to edit it.
Probably I delete and tweet so many times and sometimes
you're still wrong, And I'm like, how am I missing this?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Because as you're sending like like, I'm almost impressed that
you can like do both that once.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, everywhere everywhere the ceiling. I'll go piss right now,
and I'll fucking piss a Facebook, post a tweet, and
post the second time, and they.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Won't and I walk out of there with no piss.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
How can you sit here?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I can't bro you didn't do this because I always timeline,
because I Emily went in there.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Well, and even if you did see it, I don't
think you did see it because you're too busy looking
at the tweets and reading it's obvious scrolling.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
How do I know it wasn't Emily that pissed off?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How do I know?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Because because you see when you could you sit down
when you piss yeah, I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Dribble.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Okay, impossible, No, it's impossible.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I mean, you don't want to rip, it goes down,
you stand up and you're wiping. I'm just sitting.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Okay, you hover, Okay, you don't have to show it.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I mean I know, like I don't get up.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, no, that's not whipping your stuff up.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I've heard you out.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I can't do that now, any I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm not a guy.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I don't have guy parts. I know this is another
this is a shocker. I'm making an announcement right now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Guys, no guy part.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
But like, honestly, if a fucking military sniper told me
that they could successfully pee in a toilet without lifting
the seat, I wouldn't believe them. Would be like that
seems impossible.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
That impossible, because there's.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
There's a if you had a good string. You know,
most most most guys.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You two have the most warped view of penises and
balls that I don't think they've ever seen one. I mean,
I know you don't like to suck them, but I mean,
it is wild that you guys have.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Such a queer view.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It can be done, guy, it can, But I don't
think It's possible without using your eyes.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Okay, you have to focus.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You ever made a basketball shot with your eyes closed
and Michael Jordan did it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I know that Michael Jordan pissing and to say so,
Uh wow.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Some major developments have just happened. Shows some things went down.
Usually what happens after the show ends. Sky makes the
announcement I'm going to tinkle Town, and sort of everybody disperses.
You do whatever you gotta do. Sometimes Emily will go
(00:23):
finish her food. Thor will sometimes disappear. Who knows where
that guy goes. Everybody kind of does their own thing. Well,
we have a major development. Four has apparently done some
very bad things in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered, except
for that part the the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now, I know, I know you can't. You can, boots boots,
boots on.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
How do you know for a fact?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Were you there?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I have receipts, got receipts. Here we go, Here we go,
here we go. Let's let's let me lay out the facts.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Fact.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I know Emily gets a lot of ship no pun intended.
I'm saying, no pun intended, and I'm about to have
your back, so can you Okay, she's just about her
blown up the bathroom that one time, and then Thor
claims every time, you know whatever, But let's all remember
the very famous episode of the p one podcast where
(01:44):
it was sort of discovered that Thor could be the upship.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Remember we we kind of figured it out.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like Thorn may be the up shipter Now after that episode,
guess what stopped happening?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I mean, that's so untrue. There's been multiple.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Guess what has stopped? Yeah, there hasn't been that many.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Would happened when we would come in in the morning
and I wouldn't even go to.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
This is typical criminal behavior. Once they feel like there's
too much heat on them, they lay a load for
a while.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Irritating about all this is that if I did all this,
I would say I did it.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm not weird about it like Emily is. If I
take a ship somewhere. I've shipped my pants in high
school multiple times. I've talked about that on the air.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're a little too proud about that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So I got to that point. If I were shipping
like crazy, I would say, yeah, I took multiple ships
in there.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, it's called it caused such an uproar within the
building that you couldn't own that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's nobody can.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Because the stuff was flying outside of the toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I mean it was literally on the walls. It was
on the walls. It was walls.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It was okay, it was actually so that is out there.
It's out there, put there. I mean, very good possibility
is the up.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Again.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You may point your fingers at our girl, Emily.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's not her.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
She may have had that issue that one day, which
I can't confirm her deny.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
There was only one eye. There was one I would.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I can explain to remembers death saw it too, because
nobody saw anything.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I was in the studio. We saw her walk out
and we're like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
There's been another thing that has been discussed on this
show before where Thor says he takes pisses in the
toilet with the lid down, and he said he always comes. Well,
Emily just came in here and was really horrified. I
(03:46):
know she was doing because she says that she just
went to the bathroom and she says, do you know
that somebody has been pissing all over the toilets?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I saw it too.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's disgusting. But you did see it because you did it.
You did.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's not true, you did. I mean, that's not true.
That's not true. Here's why it's not true. If I
pissed on that seat, which I have done, I will
cleaned it off.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I've also come in right after you where you have
not that. That is the truth.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That is, I can't remember we did that, and can't
remember the last.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Time we did that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I can't tell you how many times there's no that
is multiple time.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've seen it. I've seen it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's and I go that motherfucker says he always cleans
it up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
If you came after me, that's because there was p
already on it. I'm not touching someone else's urine because you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Because you have such great aim. That's right, we know.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, whip it out right now and you get the
spot and I'll piss on it.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Try.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let's go, let's see it. Let me just trick.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
There's no doubt in my mind that he can do
it when he's paying attention and trying right.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So here's my receipt. Not only not only have I
seen it, have I walked in after this guy's gone,
I've seen it. I've seen it on a toilet, I've
seen it.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You've seen it.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
But what this guy disappears goes to the bathroom. Then
Emily disappears right after it goes to the bathroom. Okay,
so the timelime is set. Am I wrong here? And
everything that I said is that correct?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's what I remember?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay, Thor goes first, comes back, Emily goes comes back.
So that's the time. Well in that span of time,
guess who sends out a tweet. You know that this
motherfucker loves to be on his phone while taking a pistol.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
If you have great are you on your phone? Don't
you have to watch what you're doing? Watch one hands
holding the phone. Okay, but where your eyes? Your eyes?
Where are your eyes?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I could tweet without looking what I can.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You're on your phone. You're on your phone.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm looking at You're on your phone, multitask.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You're on your phone on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I hear I hear the urine hitting the water. I
hear the So this fucking toilet I would clean.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
This fucking guy is on his phone tweeting as he's pissing.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, I got the I got the receipt. Yeah, it
was a really important tweet too.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
What the Giants coordinator? This guy does.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Forty four minutes ago, worst defensive coordinator in the oh
I wrote on the NFL, damn it in the NFL.
You know all my tweets are he's.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Got me, He's got me, And I'm so angry. You
tweets so fast, and I said.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And I won't pay a dollar a month to edit it.
Probably I delete and tweet so many times and sometimes
you're still wrong, And I'm like, how am I missing this?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Because as you're sending like like, I'm almost impressed that
you can like do both that once.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, everywhere everywhere the ceiling. I'll go piss right now,
and I'll fucking piss a Facebook, post a tweet, and
post the second time, and they.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Won't and I walk out of there with no piss.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
How can you sit here?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I can't bro you didn't do this because I always timeline,
because I Emily went in there.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Well, and even if you did see it, I don't
think you did see it because you're too busy looking
at the tweets and reading it's obvious scrolling.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
How do I know it wasn't Emily that pissed off?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How do I know?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Because because you see when you could you sit down
when you piss yeah, I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Dribble.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Okay, impossible, No, it's impossible.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I mean, you don't want to rip, it goes down,
you stand up and you're wiping. I'm just sitting.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Okay, you hover, Okay, you don't have to show it.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I mean I know, like I don't get up.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, no, that's not whipping your stuff up.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I've heard you out.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I can't do that now, any I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm not a guy.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I don't have guy parts. I know this is another
this is a shocker. I'm making an announcement right now.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Guys, no guy part.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
But like, honestly, if a fucking military sniper told me
that they could successfully pee in a toilet without lifting
the seat, I wouldn't believe them. Would be like that
seems impossible.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
That impossible, because there's.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
There's a if you had a good string. You know,
most most most guys.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You two have the most warped view of penises and
balls that I don't think they've ever seen one. I mean,
I know you don't like to suck them, but I mean,
it is wild that you guys have.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Such a queer view.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It can be done, guy, it can, But I don't
think It's possible without using your eyes.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Okay, you have to focus.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You ever made a basketball shot with your eyes closed
and Michael Jordan did it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I know that Michael Jordan pissing and to say so,
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