September 19, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie confronts Emily over her questionable behavior involving a tiny muffin and our poor sweet Jaime
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh man, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This has been a rough month for me and my great, beautiful,
awesome friend Emily.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You love her so much, I really do, I really do. Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't play favorites on this show, but Emily's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I love her to death, you know, but.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You love that she always forgets through her mind you things?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Okay, remember today, definitely barely.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're on the air for three minutes and then you
hand them the paper.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
And break.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
I gave him the Disneyland paper.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And then what she does?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You know what she does, Jamie, After she forgets, she
blames you every time.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I'm the one that's fighting. I'm the one that's
fighting with Emily. Yeah. Sorry, Emily and I have not
been getting along recently. I don't know what it is.
We actually can understand Robert a little bit, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Really, I'm just saying the way you are, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So honestly, like I feel for the guy, like you
guys can't do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He has a support group.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
I'd like to join her him hit her sister Ann
read read needs it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Nice that this fight that happened yesterday. You guys weren't
even aware of You really don't know what went down.
One guy was involved, and it was Jamie, but it
wasn't his fault. Apparently it is my fault of what
happened with Emily and her muffin.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast yet.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
There's no chance they're not going to have my best
chill out. What you did was wild.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I don't think it is why I'm excited to hear that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, don't be this way.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh I can't be.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I want to see who's I want to fight with Emily.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I don't want to fight either.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes you do, I clearly all you do is pick fights. Okay,
you catchup. I mean I was the one that.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's usually the opposite mood.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yesterday I had a business meeting here in the studios.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I got kicked out. I was sitting here working.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, he was sitting here looking at his phone, looking miserable.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Of course I was trying to kill Tom. I don't
want to leave right too fast.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
What you were doing.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I was watching all the time, and wait around until
until ten thirty because he thinks that it looks bad
if he leaves early.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
When he's done, Eddie, we know, we know Emily ship No,
I know when somebody wants shift is over. When somebody
walks in there like hey, is Emily here, I'm like laughed.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I can't tell you over to my boss's office and
go I'm done.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I leave it that no allowed? Oh yeah, I don no.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I know.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I like Sky. I'm not going to stick around here
until noon before doing bills.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'd like to get home.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, you know, it's crazy. Yesterday I was super.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
She pretends that people think she's here, thinks that she's.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
First and last out.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So so yesterday I was actually really tired because you know,
I went to lay Meds the night before. So when
I left here yesterday, I want to say, it was
like ten forty or something. I saw Emily's car still
in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
And I felt bad.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm like, I don't think i've ever left before Emily.
I felt like I was doing something wrong because I'm like,
if Emily's still here, just.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, Sky's here for like long, Pero.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
She's making like customer service calls nothing to.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Do with zero. I'd rather just do that from home.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
But anyway, but you don't have a you don't have
a boot hovering.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Why doesn't he make those calls?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's joke her all.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So I have a little client that's coming in here,
and they want me in the studio because it looks cooler,
you know.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
With me in the studio, like just getting off the air. Yeah,
they come by the window.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
One even though even though I've already gone back into
the office and done stuff and then came back in here.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And you're sitting in here by yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, it was definitely weird. But so I had some
time to kill before they came down to the studio,
and so I decided I'm going to straighten up the
studios appreciate that straighten up a little bit. And so
I'm throwing away some empty boxes that are over there,
picking up some things. I don't think it was was
that Amazon box yours?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
No, that was here when I got normally if he
gets a delivery, that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Box that wasn't him. That that wasn't And so I
could see.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Emily, and you're decorating, by the way, Okay, listen, I
hung up a really cool padres thing in here.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I saw this happening. I don't know what she was
so confus why would.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Eddie be staying here?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Afterwards by myself that that's what I'm known for.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Has the.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Added a little color.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
To the it's a it's a towel they hand out, and.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
He's putting up a live laugh love.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
If I had one, I absolutely would. So both Emily
and Jamie come in here and like, what the fuck
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You did that too.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I came to check on him. He looked a little worried.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Like like like Grandpa's out of the home, Like what's
he doing?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
The show's over?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Like, hey, somebody leave Grandpa back to his bed, Like
what's he doing? Like, No, I had a reason why
I was in here, you fuckers. And so I kick
them both out and get out of here. Yeah. So
I have my meeting and it goes goes wonderfully, just
in case you wanted to know. And then I'm done,
and I realized, oh, look at that, Emily forgot something
(06:02):
so random. This is what happened. Every once in a while,
Emily brings she'll do her little shopping. Every day she
goes shopping and every once in a while she'll get
a little something in her and decides she's gonna bring
in some muffins. It's almost always muffins. Yeah, I think
it's ever not been muff and it's.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
And it's so random because it's not like every six months,
every five months Friday.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's not somebody's purchase.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Random just uh.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
They caught my eye just just because just because you
did it like once a month, like.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
A schedule look forward to.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Yeah, I prefer doing There's a person over in the
Cogo area that does this all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You should be like them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm going to never So this was Tuesday, because when
you go shopping on.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Monday, Yeah, it was yesterday. This happened, saying when you
brought him in, you originally brought him in. I think
it was Tuesday morning, Yes, so Tuesday morning. And they
are the I think twelve pack of like the mini
muffins that are literally like tiny. Yeah you know one yeah,
and so sure, yeah, but you're not gonna have one.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I always I don't like I only had one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's weird. I don't know if you're just gonna have
a look too. Yeah, if sky has more than you
you know something's up.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It was trying to wash my sugar and take right now.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh god, Jim, actually.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm not gonna We're not gonna get so uh super nice,
and we all were very appreciative. Thank you, Emily, thank you,
Emma the best, thank you for thinking of us. And
so we ate one or two of these muffins. Well,
if there's that many, you know, there was some left
over for the next day, and I.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Think did I have one?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The next day? I might have had one, and then Sky,
I think you had one, and Emily had one, but
Thorn didn't have one, and Jamie.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Had one of the muffins was kind of dying down
a little.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, we didn't care.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So then so now we're on day three of the
leftover muffins, and there was two left.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
The mold on it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I mean, it was only two days, and so we're
on now day three of the muffin there's two left.
That morning, Emily goes over, she goes.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh, like one with my coffee.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She got very excited, Oh my god, yay, and got
very excited to have a muffin with her coffee. And
so she has one muffin and then there's still one
tiny muffin left. So the one muffin was still sitting
over there where Sky sits and it was left in here,
(08:39):
and I'm like, that's crazy. There's just this one tiny
little muffin left. And I started to get a thor
thought of like this is going to go bad at
some point, right, like we just keep leaving them in here,
and you don't want to leave food in the studio,
like you.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, the day before the day before this happened.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
So this was this was yesterday you talk about, right,
So on Tuesday they were left in the studio and
I brought him to Emily studio last day.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I need his betss grubby pauls.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I was surprised because I usually thought doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I couldn't believe it was.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to share it, man, I don't want
to share.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
It wasn't sweet.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was it was selfish.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
You guy tainted it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
He was being nice.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He just wanted to store him in there. Yes, you know,
so that nobody would take him touch him.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Ye. I was surprised that nobody got their grubby hands
on them. And they were left in here and there
were the two that was left over. They were main
two whatever. But another day of food in the studio,
it's going to be gone, or it's going to go
bad or whatever. And so my poor little sweet friend Jamie,
(09:47):
who weighs fifty pounds fifty, I mean, he's literally in
Sarah McLaughlin videos, the guy's starving.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's only fifty cents a day to get Jamie.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Helped gud the guy. Every once in a while, anything helps, Okay,
that's she.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I go, and you know what, let me just ask
Jamie if he wants this last muffin, and then we
can get rid of it and it won't be in
here and all that stuff, you know whatever. And so
I say to Jamie, Hey, Jamie, come in here, I go,
do you want this last muffin? It's here, it's you know,
for anybody. And Jamie goes, yeah, sure, I'll take it now.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Was it too heavy for him to lift?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I did have to carry I did have to carry it.
And so I then go into Emily's studio. We're talking
about something, and she, out of the corner of her
eye sees the tin thing, the plastic thing of the muffin,
the one tiny little muffin that was left over in
Jamie studio and she goes, what is he taking that?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
She gets like this, Wait a minute, was he taking that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And I go, oh, yeah, I was. You know when
I was in there, I was cleaning up. I said,
you know, hey, do you want the last muffin? And
all fucking hell broken, all help broke, all fucking help.
I have a witness, I got I got a witness.
I got a witness my sound proof window.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I heard you.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I thought it was wild that Eddie handed him to things,
saying here you go. Would you like this? And I'm
sitting right there, it's I would think he would. I
just think I would think you would put it back
in my studios.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Hold on a minute, you know what I mean. I'm
the leftover for Did you not bring the muffins for
all of it? I did? Is he not all of us?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Did you have one at all?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I had one?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
The first day, the first day I had one?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So is he not still got a little mad at
me for having that?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is he not welcome to the muffins?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So then what is the problem.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
It just hit me weird when I saw you, like
you're cleaning up the studio.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Taking credit for buying the muffins.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
It was like you're putting him back, but then you
brought him to him and I just.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Told you what happened.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, Eddie have gone in there and said, hey, can
I give this to Jamie.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Well, because the muffin was left and everybody cleared the studio,
So I would think that the muffins would maybe just
go back into.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
My muffin because I was going to eat this morning.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
But it's one.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Time pit in five ways.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
It was like it was one regular sized muffett. Then
I could be I can see being okay, I would
have eaten.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Urst I bought it even then. Though, that's if you
offer a variety of something to everybody.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Yeah, if you bring in like Costco sized, if you
ever you have a Costco memberships. Let's say one day
you want to go to Costco and you want to buy.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
All places in order. It feels like that'd be.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Great, and there's and there's one left, like a chocolate one, and.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It is specifically what you want, Okay, blueber I like
the blueberries to.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Emily's buying U muffins, And I could see Eddie going
into your studio because of big sized muffet and going, hey,
did you want this or could Jamie have it? I
could see that, but the tiny little muffins that are
like literally a bite, I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Three days, I did not think you want I did
not think it was Eddie.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
If Eddie had a box of donuts he brought in
and there was one little one left.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Do you do you treat muffins the same way I
treat donuts?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It would it would have to be.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
If Eddie saw me walk over with the donuts he
brought and didn't give him back to him in his studio.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
And instead I walked over.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Gave him back to Jamie.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
I feel like he'd be like, those are that was mine?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If I bought, If I bought, don't take a breath.
If I bought donut holes and there was one left
and you gave it to Jamie, I do not give
a full.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Because I feel like donut Sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It was sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Sorry, Sorry I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't have an affinity for donut holes like I
do for donuts. You don't love many muffins.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I just feel like the person that brought them maybe
you should have just given them back to me and
I would have offered it to Jamie.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
So you want the credit it was.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
You didn't want offer it to Jamie, so you want
the crowd giving it to Jamie.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
So you coming?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know what this?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You know what this bitch? This is crazy what she
took the muffin from Jamie.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I ship you not?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You didn't want it? He said, no, he came. You
were throwing a face. You're not throwing a fit.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Oh yeah, arms were going everywhere we're going.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So the guy comes in, you guys, can't.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
He comes in almost in tears. He's like tears shaking.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Serious. I walked back in with the tray, and I say,
I was kidding.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't want it?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Did I not say that?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
There is a look on your face.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
She took it, but she gladly took it.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
But you were so hyped up a bat that he
came into the other studio.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes, looking now how you feel?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Who's back?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
You got?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Who's back?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Who's met?
Speaker 7 (14:53):
You know that we meet people at these radio conventions
that have pretty big egos.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I never thought it was really I never thought really,
as bad as it gets, it is as bad as
it gets.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I didn't eat for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now about that.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wow, guy, what do you think I've toured on this one?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I'm not gonna lie because we've talked many times if
there's one thing left. Now, this is more in the
vein of like, if you're all at a meal together
and you're sharing something and there's one thing left at
the plate, if you look to the person who bought
it or is treated and go, hey do you want
the last one? Am I gonna have the last one?
And we've all agreed that you don't take the last
(15:35):
one without consulting the person who bought it. So I
feel like this kind of falls in that Emily provided
the muffins. There was one left, so she should have
been asked first, do you want the last one? Or
is it up for grass?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Now that being said, she did leave them in here
two days in a row.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's where it gets to all of us to enjoy that.
I know that this guy doesn't eat let him have
the last one. I didn't think I was.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I wasn't like the guy makes ten bucks an hour.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I wasn't giving it to and I'm just like, hey,
there's one that.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The guy makes ten bucks an hour.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That's illegal. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I did not think it was out of line to
say this thing's got to get out of here, like
let this kid eat.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
But I was sitting right there.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Even if it's even if right there, even if it
was out of line, even if you're one hundred percent in.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
The wrong, it's fucking wild that you were that annoyed
that part time phone screen got the muffet.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
She took it back, and you.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Took it to keep it, but he still gave me.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Wouldn't you take it back if you if you were
so cool about it, and go my god,
Oh man, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This has been a rough month for me and my great, beautiful,
awesome friend Emily.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You love her so much, I really do, I really do. Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't play favorites on this show, but Emily's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I love her to death, you know, but.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You love that she always forgets through her mind you things?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Okay, remember today, definitely barely.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're on the air for three minutes and then you
hand them the paper.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
And break.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
I gave him the Disneyland paper.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And then what she does?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You know what she does, Jamie, After she forgets, she
blames you every time.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I'm the one that's fighting. I'm the one that's
fighting with Emily. Yeah. Sorry, Emily and I have not
been getting along recently. I don't know what it is.
We actually can understand Robert a little bit, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Really, I'm just saying the way you are, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So honestly, like I feel for the guy, like you
guys can't do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
He has a support group.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
I'd like to join her him hit her sister Ann
read read needs it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Nice that this fight that happened yesterday. You guys weren't
even aware of You really don't know what went down.
One guy was involved, and it was Jamie, but it
wasn't his fault. Apparently it is my fault of what
happened with Emily and her muffin.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast yet.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
There's no chance they're not going to have my best
chill out. What you did was wild.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I don't think it is why I'm excited to hear that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No, don't be this way.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh I can't be.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I want to see who's I want to fight with Emily.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I don't want to fight either.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes you do, I clearly all you do is pick fights. Okay,
you catchup. I mean I was the one that.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's usually the opposite mood.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yesterday I had a business meeting here in the studios.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I got kicked out. I was sitting here working.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, he was sitting here looking at his phone, looking miserable.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Of course I was trying to kill Tom. I don't
want to leave right too fast.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
What you were doing.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I was watching all the time, and wait around until
until ten thirty because he thinks that it looks bad
if he leaves early.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
When he's done, Eddie, we know, we know Emily ship No,
I know when somebody wants shift is over. When somebody
walks in there like hey, is Emily here, I'm like laughed.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I can't tell you over to my boss's office and
go I'm done.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I leave it that no allowed? Oh yeah, I don no.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I know.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I like Sky. I'm not going to stick around here
until noon before doing bills.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I'd like to get home.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah, you know, it's crazy. Yesterday I was super.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
She pretends that people think she's here, thinks that she's.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
First and last out.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So so yesterday I was actually really tired because you know,
I went to lay Meds the night before. So when
I left here yesterday, I want to say, it was
like ten forty or something. I saw Emily's car still
in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
And I felt bad.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm like, I don't think i've ever left before Emily.
I felt like I was doing something wrong because I'm like,
if Emily's still here, just.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, Sky's here for like long, Pero.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
She's making like customer service calls nothing to.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Do with zero. I'd rather just do that from home.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
But anyway, but you don't have a you don't have
a boot hovering.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Why doesn't he make those calls?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's joke her all.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So I have a little client that's coming in here,
and they want me in the studio because it looks cooler,
you know.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
With me in the studio, like just getting off the air. Yeah,
they come by the window.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
One even though even though I've already gone back into
the office and done stuff and then came back in here.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And you're sitting in here by yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, it was definitely weird. But so I had some
time to kill before they came down to the studio,
and so I decided I'm going to straighten up the
studios appreciate that straighten up a little bit. And so
I'm throwing away some empty boxes that are over there,
picking up some things. I don't think it was was
that Amazon box yours?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
No, that was here when I got normally if he
gets a delivery, that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Box that wasn't him. That that wasn't And so I
could see.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Emily, and you're decorating, by the way, Okay, listen, I
hung up a really cool padres thing in here.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I saw this happening. I don't know what she was
so confus why would.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Eddie be staying here?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Afterwards by myself that that's what I'm known for.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Has the.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Added a little color.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
To the it's a it's a towel they hand out, and.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
He's putting up a live laugh love.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
If I had one, I absolutely would. So both Emily
and Jamie come in here and like, what the fuck
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You did that too.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I came to check on him. He looked a little worried.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Like like like Grandpa's out of the home, Like what's
he doing?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
The show's over?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Like, hey, somebody leave Grandpa back to his bed, Like
what's he doing? Like, No, I had a reason why
I was in here, you fuckers. And so I kick
them both out and get out of here. Yeah. So
I have my meeting and it goes goes wonderfully, just
in case you wanted to know. And then I'm done,
and I realized, oh, look at that, Emily forgot something
(06:02):
so random. This is what happened. Every once in a while,
Emily brings she'll do her little shopping. Every day she
goes shopping and every once in a while she'll get
a little something in her and decides she's gonna bring
in some muffins. It's almost always muffins. Yeah, I think
it's ever not been muff and it's.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
And it's so random because it's not like every six months,
every five months Friday.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
It's not somebody's purchase.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Random just uh.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
They caught my eye just just because just because you
did it like once a month, like.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
A schedule look forward to.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Yeah, I prefer doing There's a person over in the
Cogo area that does this all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You should be like them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm going to never So this was Tuesday, because when
you go shopping on.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Monday, Yeah, it was yesterday. This happened, saying when you
brought him in, you originally brought him in. I think
it was Tuesday morning, Yes, so Tuesday morning. And they
are the I think twelve pack of like the mini
muffins that are literally like tiny. Yeah you know one yeah,
and so sure, yeah, but you're not gonna have one.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I always I don't like I only had one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's weird. I don't know if you're just gonna have
a look too. Yeah, if sky has more than you
you know something's up.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
It was trying to wash my sugar and take right now.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh god, Jim, actually.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm not gonna We're not gonna get so uh super nice,
and we all were very appreciative. Thank you, Emily, thank you,
Emma the best, thank you for thinking of us. And
so we ate one or two of these muffins. Well,
if there's that many, you know, there was some left
over for the next day, and I.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Think did I have one?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The next day? I might have had one, and then Sky,
I think you had one, and Emily had one, but
Thorn didn't have one, and Jamie.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Had one of the muffins was kind of dying down
a little.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, we didn't care.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So then so now we're on day three of the
leftover muffins, and there was two left.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
The mold on it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I mean, it was only two days, and so we're
on now day three of the muffin there's two left.
That morning, Emily goes over, she goes.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Oh, like one with my coffee.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
She got very excited, Oh my god, yay, and got
very excited to have a muffin with her coffee. And
so she has one muffin and then there's still one
tiny muffin left. So the one muffin was still sitting
over there where Sky sits and it was left in here,
(08:39):
and I'm like, that's crazy. There's just this one tiny
little muffin left. And I started to get a thor
thought of like this is going to go bad at
some point, right, like we just keep leaving them in here,
and you don't want to leave food in the studio,
like you.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, the day before the day before this happened.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
So this was this was yesterday you talk about, right,
So on Tuesday they were left in the studio and
I brought him to Emily studio last day.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I need his betss grubby pauls.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I was surprised because I usually thought doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I couldn't believe it was.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to share it, man, I don't want
to share.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
It wasn't sweet.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It was it was selfish.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
You guy tainted it.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
He was being nice.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He just wanted to store him in there. Yes, you know,
so that nobody would take him touch him.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Ye. I was surprised that nobody got their grubby hands
on them. And they were left in here and there
were the two that was left over. They were main
two whatever. But another day of food in the studio,
it's going to be gone, or it's going to go
bad or whatever. And so my poor little sweet friend Jamie,
(09:47):
who weighs fifty pounds fifty, I mean, he's literally in
Sarah McLaughlin videos, the guy's starving.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It's only fifty cents a day to get Jamie.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Helped gud the guy. Every once in a while, anything helps, Okay,
that's she.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I go, and you know what, let me just ask
Jamie if he wants this last muffin, and then we
can get rid of it and it won't be in
here and all that stuff, you know whatever. And so
I say to Jamie, Hey, Jamie, come in here, I go,
do you want this last muffin? It's here, it's you know,
for anybody. And Jamie goes, yeah, sure, I'll take it now.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Was it too heavy for him to lift?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I did have to carry I did have to carry it.
And so I then go into Emily's studio. We're talking
about something, and she, out of the corner of her
eye sees the tin thing, the plastic thing of the muffin,
the one tiny little muffin that was left over in
Jamie studio and she goes, what is he taking that?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
She gets like this, Wait a minute, was he taking that?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
And I go, oh, yeah, I was. You know when
I was in there, I was cleaning up. I said,
you know, hey, do you want the last muffin? And
all fucking hell broken, all help broke, all fucking help.
I have a witness, I got I got a witness.
I got a witness my sound proof window.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I heard you.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
I thought it was wild that Eddie handed him to things,
saying here you go. Would you like this? And I'm
sitting right there, it's I would think he would. I
just think I would think you would put it back
in my studios.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Hold on a minute, you know what I mean. I'm
the leftover for Did you not bring the muffins for
all of it? I did? Is he not all of us?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Did you have one at all?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I had one?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
The first day, the first day I had one?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So is he not still got a little mad at
me for having that?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is he not welcome to the muffins?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So then what is the problem.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
It just hit me weird when I saw you, like
you're cleaning up the studio.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Taking credit for buying the muffins.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
It was like you're putting him back, but then you
brought him to him and I just.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Told you what happened.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, Eddie have gone in there and said, hey, can
I give this to Jamie.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Well, because the muffin was left and everybody cleared the studio,
So I would think that the muffins would maybe just
go back into.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
My muffin because I was going to eat this morning.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
But it's one.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Time pit in five ways.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
It was like it was one regular sized muffett. Then
I could be I can see being okay, I would
have eaten.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Urst I bought it even then. Though, that's if you
offer a variety of something to everybody.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Yeah, if you bring in like Costco sized, if you
ever you have a Costco memberships. Let's say one day
you want to go to Costco and you want to buy.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
All places in order. It feels like that'd be.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Great, and there's and there's one left, like a chocolate one, and.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It is specifically what you want, Okay, blueber I like
the blueberries to.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Emily's buying U muffins, And I could see Eddie going
into your studio because of big sized muffet and going, hey,
did you want this or could Jamie have it? I
could see that, but the tiny little muffins that are
like literally a bite, I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Three days, I did not think you want I did
not think it was Eddie.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
If Eddie had a box of donuts he brought in
and there was one little one left.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Do you do you treat muffins the same way I
treat donuts?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It would it would have to be.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
If Eddie saw me walk over with the donuts he
brought and didn't give him back to him in his studio.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
And instead I walked over.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Gave him back to Jamie.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
I feel like he'd be like, those are that was mine?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If I bought, If I bought, don't take a breath.
If I bought donut holes and there was one left
and you gave it to Jamie, I do not give
a full.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Because I feel like donut Sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It was sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Sorry, Sorry I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't have an affinity for donut holes like I
do for donuts. You don't love many muffins.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
I just feel like the person that brought them maybe
you should have just given them back to me and
I would have offered it to Jamie.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
So you want the credit it was.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
You didn't want offer it to Jamie, so you want
the crowd giving it to Jamie.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
So you coming?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You know what this?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You know what this bitch? This is crazy what she
took the muffin from Jamie.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I ship you not?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You didn't want it? He said, no, he came. You
were throwing a face. You're not throwing a fit.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Oh yeah, arms were going everywhere we're going.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So the guy comes in, you guys, can't.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
He comes in almost in tears. He's like tears shaking.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Serious. I walked back in with the tray, and I say,
I was kidding.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't want it?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Did I not say that?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
There is a look on your face.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
She took it, but she gladly took it.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
But you were so hyped up a bat that he
came into the other studio.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yes, looking now how you feel?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Who's back?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
You got?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Who's back?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Who's met?
Speaker 7 (14:53):
You know that we meet people at these radio conventions
that have pretty big egos.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
I never thought it was really I never thought really,
as bad as it gets, it is as bad as
it gets.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I didn't eat for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Now about that.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Wow, guy, what do you think I've toured on this one?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I'm not gonna lie because we've talked many times if
there's one thing left. Now, this is more in the
vein of like, if you're all at a meal together
and you're sharing something and there's one thing left at
the plate, if you look to the person who bought
it or is treated and go, hey do you want
the last one? Am I gonna have the last one?
And we've all agreed that you don't take the last
(15:35):
one without consulting the person who bought it. So I
feel like this kind of falls in that Emily provided
the muffins. There was one left, so she should have
been asked first, do you want the last one? Or
is it up for grass?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Now that being said, she did leave them in here
two days in a row.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's where it gets to all of us to enjoy that.
I know that this guy doesn't eat let him have
the last one. I didn't think I was.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I wasn't like the guy makes ten bucks an hour.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I wasn't giving it to and I'm just like, hey,
there's one that.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The guy makes ten bucks an hour.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That's illegal. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I did not think it was out of line to
say this thing's got to get out of here, like
let this kid eat.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
But I was sitting right there.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Even if it's even if right there, even if it
was out of line, even if you're one hundred percent in.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
The wrong, it's fucking wild that you were that annoyed
that part time phone screen got the muffet.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
She took it back, and you.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Took it to keep it, but he still gave me.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Wouldn't you take it back if you if you were
so cool about it, and go my god,
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