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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, we kind of wanted to do this on the
regular show, but then we thought about it and went,
I don't know if we can we have the raunchiest
jokes that have ever been told on the movies and TV.
Now I say jokes, but it's like raunchiest moments. Yeah,
(00:22):
type of scenes, type of a thing. And I know
that this is gonna get crazy. I know this is
gonna be a wild So I decided, you know what,
let's save before the podcast. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Find yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The party.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So raunchy means it's gonna be kind of funny. So
we're we're not talking like crazy sex scenes. We're talking
about raunchy, like wacky, weird crazy stuff. Could be sexually involved, right.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Right, but it is gross weird that's done mainly for
comedic value.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Immediately, I have some thoughts of what would be like
wanchy crazy things.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Where are you going go ahead?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh yes, Door wanted to give his thoughts.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Thought I felt.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Usually when Eddie crosses his arms and looks up he's
about to think, So I was like, maybe I'll slide something.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
In there immediately. I came immediately means but your arms across.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
His arms across and like, and he looked up a
little bit. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna slide.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Immediately, I think. But then his door wanted.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
There was a long pause after.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It really wasn't because you were trying to say, Okay,
what do you go. I'm thinking of bathroom humor. Yes,
I think of Melissa McCarthy shitting in the sink exactly
and Bridesmaids.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Bridesmaids is like one of the funniest but most disgusting scenes,
like of.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All time when when they're all shitting everywhere. Yeah, don't
look at me. That's funny. That's pretty raunchy.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Like that's one of the scenes I didn't want to
laugh at because I felt like, I'm well, like I'm
better than you know, show.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
You I know, I know, but I feel like I'm
better than humor. But that was so funny, funny.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I couldn't that when I go to I go to
the dumb and dumber shitting scenes, shaving swear my kids.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I think that's what he said I don't think Daniels.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Boots, I swear. Oh no, wait, that get him. I'm
getting things. I'm getting. If you don't want, if you
don't like bathroom humor, then maybe we can go. Franks
and beans. That's their little raunchy. How did the Franks
get about the bean? That's all the beans, that's all
good stuff? Yeah now, or please share me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
One of the raunchier, funnier sex scenes of all time
is in the movie The Heartbreak Kid with Ben Stiller
and who's the girl on the movie Maylen.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Ackerman It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Movies.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That movie is a low it's it's a It came
out in the mid two thousands, and it's uh scene
like her and him having sex for the first time,
and he thought she was like this innocent girl, which
turns out to be like this cokehead, crazy chick. It's
a remake of an old movie, yea, and he and
he like it's like crazy sex he's never had before.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
It's hard, wild.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And it's just it's so funny. The movie is really
underrated but didn't do well, but I think it's really funny.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Jerry Stiller.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Jerry Stiller is hysterical in it. So that that sex
scene is hysterical.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It is.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah. One of my favorite movies of all time thora
doesn't like, which I still cannot get over, is Team America.
There are multiple scenes in that crazy well Marionette sex
is fucking hysterical and bizarre than the scene of him
puking for like, seriously ten minutes straight. Is one of
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the fun you think it's over and it's not, and
you're like, this is fucking hysterical. It's one of the
funniest things. But obviously super raunchy means the guys who
did South Park, so I mean over the top raunchy.
So there's a lot of raunchiness in that too. There's
there's I don't know, there.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Tamed a bunch of good ones. Also from something about
Mary Tho when she puts the hair gel on it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, yeah, you you come, you come as a hair gel.
It's pretty raunchy.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeh.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But I'm trying to think TV wise, it's harder to
do raunch on TV. Yeah, like that one. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, there were there were a lot more movies reference
to TV shows. Yeah, for me, I remember the movie Waiting.
Did you guys ever see that? Ryan playing himself and
when they're like fucking with the food in the back
and putting it in their pants and rubbing it on
their balls and ship.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah I was affected.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Rubbing it on their balls and ship.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
That's kind quote. You can quote me, Okay, yeah, but yeah.
An article was put out where they named their favorite
raunchiest jokes in movies and TV, and you guys already
nailed a bunch. They named the team America, the Bride's Maid,
dumb and Dumber, and then from There's Something About Mary.
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They went with a hair gel scene for that.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But excellent, all excellent, excellent, you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Say, also making the list, we have thor and I
saw this one together sausage part, the orgy scene where
the phone having an orgy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That one America, I told you which I need to
see right Sky and I saw a sausage party with
like Roy Robinson.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, all those Nicole there. Yeah, it was comic.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, they spoke first and did like a string.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And I got to meet Seth Rogan and take a
picture with him.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, we got a picture.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
It's crazy. It was pretty cool stage for the Emmys.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, he gave us a shout out. I remember he
was I didn't Yeah, And the Emmys he was like a.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Little scroll on the bottom SETH would like to think, Yeah,
it was crazy.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
It was I was like, I called this guy immediately.
You know, you see this.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Wow, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
An old school one that I don't even remember, because
I'm now thinking maybe I was too young to put
it together.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
From Ghostbusters the scene when Dan Ackroyd gets oral from
a ghost.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
You guys, I had to go back and google it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
So he's laying there having like a sex stream and
then he wakes up and the ghost is hovering above him.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But then the ghost disappears. But then all it makes
a face. Well you see the belt bucklet.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Undone, the pants are unzipped and someone's pulling his pants down.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Still creepy out, Okay, really, Ace Matura.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
When nature calls, they say, when Jim Carrey is birthed
out of a rhino, this is pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's hysterical, but that's pretty wild.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Ye from Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me, I guess.
There is a coffee pot that is accidentally put down
next to fat Bastard's stool sample and there's a little
bit of all.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Four.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
We got multiple American Pie mentions American Pie one and two.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Sar.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
We're interviewing show Scott, so it's a dream come true.
I have a million.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I have so many questions to ask him, to ask
about role models, the rundown, any of the American Pies
his new show fifteen years.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
What I ask?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Go ahead, guy, American Pie, the first one obviously having
sex with the pie.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Right, No, when she tells what she finally tells the
full one time at band camp Josie, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
So bad.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
That's that, not the fucking the pie. That's the whole movie.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Me and him standing there with the pie around his
penis and.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
He says, we'll tell your mother. We ate it all.
I mean, it's hysterical, kills me.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
And then from American Pie to get on yep, and
he's supposed to be getting a champagne shower, but it
was guys urinating from a balcony.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Stiffler drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Come in the American and the first American Pie too,
I'm sorry, right, yeah, okay at one of his parties,
nor Rogie from TV.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Those are the two.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
There's three more.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
There's two more movies, I mean, I didn't think anything
from the band Camp one.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Talking about American Pie three and American Reunion. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
From TV shows they went with like Fear Factor and
basically a zillion different examples from Fear Factor of ship
you had to gross, Yeah, yeah, I don't know, and
then I guess Rick and Morty. I don't watch, but
there's some like very prominent burp that's supposed to be
like really disgusting that they use.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Over and over and so that one's name.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
But here are the top two that I found the
most disturbing.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We have from Zach and Mary Make a porn Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, I've seen this. Not a bad movie, not a movie.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, is this when the guy he was Jason Muse,
was having said to the porn star and she ships everywhere.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Well, while shooting a back door loves scene, a camera
man gets a nasty surprise.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Underneath.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah no, no, no, it's seth Rogan, Elizabeth Banks, and
then like and then like the clerk's crew.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Yeah yeah it's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
But coming towards the top of the list of raunchy
jokes and movies and TV is from Van Wilder when
they wanted to.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Get the dog with the giant balls.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
And they decided to uh improvise some pastry filling and
use dog semen to fill pastries.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
A lot this fraternity people.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, so what excuse me, it's.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Very early two thousand.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's no you heartbreak kid.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
That's a classic