September 24, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, it is Sky and her husband's 25th wedding anniversary! Without a doubt we would assume there are big plans being made... but to our surprise (but not really) we learn that the exact opposite is happening...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, big happy anniversary to Sky and the love of
her life the Boo. Twenty five years married. Wild that's insane. Yeah,
I mean pretty crazy to think about you, two crazy
kids in love getting married at twenty one, so young
(00:22):
and still married? Wow, Like, how is he not in what.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Excuse?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No? No, it's great, it's a great it's a great day.
So we need to go over what are the big
anniversary plans for Sky and the Boo.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Twenty five is one of the big ones. It's one
of the big ones.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Huge.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So me and my wife have our twentieth coming up,
and we're already talking like we got to do something
big twenty five. I gotta imagine it's going to be crazy.
And so twenty fifth anniversary, I was like, all right, well,
what's massive? Thing? Is Sky got planned? Because you know,
I gotta imagine there's going to be something in the
hopper here. There has to be got plants.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
There were talks like months out of different things of
vow renewals.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I did remember that you're going to do that for
your twentieth Oh yeah, Vegas.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Now, yeah, twentieth was going to be the vow renewal
COVID COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, okay, yep, yep. I'm twenty twenty. So that kind
of put a damper on that.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
So then I thought, oh, twenty five vow renewal, And
then I'm like, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That author said he wouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, there wasn't a lot on a Sunday, I'm not going.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
There wasn't a lot of positive feedback about the vows renewal.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Do I have to buy you a gift?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're already married?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, No, you don't know. It's just it's just a party.
But you do have to just say hairs the renewal. Well,
don't you just have a party at your house?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because you have I know, but you're you're this.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You have this incredible home that most of us have
never been to before. You have never had a party there.
Why don't you just have a bunch of people over
for it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You can fit however many friends you have in your backyard.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, all five us yeah, all I could fit all
of you guys in my backyard, is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah,
that was definitely a thought, like to the point it, well, get.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Some quick catering, amount of caterers. We know, like you
know what.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
It would be easy, yeah to rubios o Gez.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We know, we know, I mean, but I mean you
could have planned this.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I know. Oh no, I was like thinking about it
to the point where I even knew who liked the
live musician.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was gonna have live music. I even knew I
only love that you.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Could still do like a get together in celebration of
you and your husban.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yes, celebration of life.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, we've passed the life already. So that was a thought.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
And then there's right, then there was a thought of Vegas.
There was some Vegas time. Let's just get a group
of friends, Let's go to Vegas. Let's have a good time.
Maybe we'll run into like one of those weird Elvis
chapels or all and do some like renewals thing there with.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That thing you just go in.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, so we talked about that, didn't do anything about it.
Uh huh, And here we are today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That was it? A party in Vegas. I mean, it's
your twenty fifth anniversary. You should be a big trip
with you and your husband, go to you know, go
back to Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, that'd be cute.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, that's where you went on your head. What's your
daughter going to do? I mean they'll figure it out.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
You mean she'll come with you. I'm assuming, right, No.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, no, no, no, no no no. This is an anniversary.
It's a you and you're a I'm sorry, you have
to spend time with your husband, and that's the way
it goes on an anniversary trip. And so your mom
could come down and stay the week with your daughter
(04:09):
so you can go to school, you go, but no.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So I did have the thought of a trip.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
But then once I started thinking about the logistics of
my mom coming to stay, she's she's all over the place.
She's now like a worldwide traveler with her. Give me
a new husband. My daughter wouldn't be the biggest fan
of a mad scenario. And I'm just so essential to
this show that me being gone for a no, we're
(04:38):
everyone would be like no, sky you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
And he's given out too.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I had all these thoughts and then I'm like, eh,
here we are here we.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Are, So what iss huge?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So what are the actual plans? Well, today is the
actual annimal versary. So tonight there is a dinner reservation.
There we go out at a nice restaurant, at least
for the two of you for three, dude, reservation for three?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
No no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Why because we have something else planned just for the
two of them.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But that doesn't that doesn't matter. Today is your anniversary.
You go out to dinner with your fucking husband right well.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
And our daughter no, no, of twenty five years of marriage.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, no, no, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's that's how it works in our family. So reservation.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I understand that most people find that odd though, right like,
most people will find that odd.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Probably Okay, I want what you said.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Probably, I would say, I would say most.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I means no, I.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Feel like I could find a handful of people I love.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
But I would honestly say ninety nine point two find.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's very specific.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That is a specific set.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Do you know any parents that would go down with
their kid?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I so if we didn't have something separate planned, it's
not the point.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And you've done this before, so that's not true, but.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Not on the twenty fifth. I know the twenty fifth
is a little different. So if we if this was
the only thing we were doing for our anniversary, it
would it would be the truth. But since we have
something else planned and I just thought it would be nice,
I thought it would.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know, it's not nice to spend a moment alone
with your husband on dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't a moment alone. I get every fucking moment
alone with that guy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That it's not necessarily true. I mean I get going
out of the house.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well he doesn't go out of the house. So that's
a point. That's a point.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
But that's why this is extra special. You guys will
be out dressed up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
A nice dinner together.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, but it's a weak night, can't there's.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No convincing moop, no no, no me move the meat.
There's no me move. So tonight this is how we
feel meat move by doing this. Yeah, we feel very
mean moved.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, well you know, welcome to the park.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
So tonight is that the three of us a a
nice sunset romantic dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And it doesn't make some place.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, it's fancy, fancy place with a few steakhouse, So.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Waste of money to your daughter doesn't eat.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, maybe we'll get some protein and tonight, you know,
maybe an eighty dollar steak.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Would she why would she want to go? Like I
didn't like going to fancy.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, Reed would rather stab himself in the eye with.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
A four go to a fancy dinner with my parents.
Put a fucking bullet in my head, you know what
I'm saying, Like, I'd rather just stay at home, and
I don't even give my kids the option.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, why would you not come?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I tried to get Read to go out to dinner
with this the other night for a family dinner, and
he said.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
No, are you Are you giving her an option that
she doesn't have to go?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, So basically she didn't request to go, but I
brought it up, and then she was like, like, I
think she even knows it's weird, because she's like, oh,
are you sure it's okay? And I was like, well, yeah,
if you want to come, because we're doing something separate,
just the two of us to celebrate over the weekend.
So if you want to celebrate with us, cool, If
(08:28):
you want to stay home with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's cool too, And she's like, Okay, I'll go with
you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
O boy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So that's how thatpens. So that's tonight, looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
But the solo celebration will be this weekend, Saturday night.
We are going to be going and spending the night
at Harrah's, having dinner at Health's kitchen. To do this
every time, Yeah, this is like our anniversary. Do this
every time our anniversary and birthdays.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So literally nothing special about the twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, hopefully there'll be a dessert brought to us.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I mean that's not that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You know what they have a little twenty something new
or something different kitchen.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
They bring you a special A smaller ticky toffee pudding
is legit, but but it's it's great, But I'd rather
just get the regular size one because a very small version.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Of oh too small. You're saying you need you need more.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Playing to Gordon say hey hey Rams.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Like like Hairs is fantastic, love Harris, Let's staying there.
But like I feel like like you're saying like for
the anniversary, like like you're like even like the ranch loved,
like you know those fancy.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
But Emily they want to gamble.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah they did.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
They split up and do their own things.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Not Oh really, are you going to go to the
spot you get?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
You gamble together?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, he was saying, gambling. Yeah, we gambled together.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
We we What are our favorite is the slot machine?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Slots to together? For two? I gamble hitting the button.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
As much as I used to, but I've never I
go with friends, I go with Eddie, I go and that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You're playing a friend, and that you're playing, and then you're.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Playing a table game. You do your own slots. Everyone
just kind of does their own thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well I can't, okay crazy, I kind of understand if
you're sitting next to them. But what Sky just said
is one of the most warped things I've ever heard
in my life. They get the double seat and they
take turns hitting the button.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, they're playing one machine.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
When you're playing high bets, play two machines because we
we would, we would rather play one machine at a
high bet than two machines at low bets.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
But don't just want to play by yourself, like I
don't know whenever.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Occasionally will do that.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
He's he's he's really into the fucking Willy Wonka machine,
which I don't care for he's hit a couple like
bonuses on it. So then there used to be I
don't know if they still have the NFL slot machines
out there, so he was a big fan of those.
So occasionally we'll go our separate ways, but our jam
is really to play the machine together. Okay, So we
(11:09):
got all that, which is a norm, but something a
little extra special is the hobby said, Hey, since it's
our special day, you know what you should do, little lady.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You should book yourself some spa treatments while you're there.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And I was like, okay, don't have to tell me twice.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So is that like he's saying that that's his gift
to you.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Yeah, like he's doing you a favor that you should
book it. Yes, I mean you're there, of course.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So tonight at the Weird Triple Dinner, no gifts, no gifts.
But at Harrah's he is saying, you should book yourself
some spa treatments. Yes, and that's my gift to you. Yes,
but what the fuck does that mean? Yes, that doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That is his gift to me.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
And so that is when I retorted, okay, with oh
that sounds amazing, because guess what my gift to you is.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, here you go.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I have booked us a room at Harrah's and arranged
dinner at the Nut.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean you already were doing.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Here's the real question. We So this goes back a
few years ago. The original Sky's a Mistress thing happened
at Harris where Sky wore leather for the first time.
There was a there was a grinding incident, there was
a yes mistress said. All of that happened there at
(12:41):
an anniversary occasion. So I gotta imagine for the twenty
fifth it is gonna be fucking bananas. Like You're gonna
be hanging from the ceiling like a rope or something. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yes, So it's gonna be next non stop, NonStop gag balls,
gag balls with.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Gag ball change. I don't know. Okay, okay, I know
you have heard that.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
But so here's the thing, guys, I'm in a weird
hormonal spot right now.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh God, why is this?
Speaker 5 (13:14):
What the hell I'm just saying, I'm a woman in
my late forties and I'm in a weird spot right now.
So the other day, when he was doing his normal
boost stuff, you know how he makes these like purvo
comments that I don't know what he thinks is gonna
happen when he makes these comments, like I'm gonna I'm
gonna immediately turn into a sex kitten and start talking
(13:36):
about how much I fucking love these ideas, or like
or if he thinks I'm just gonna rip my clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Off immediately and be like take me now.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I don't know what he thinks when he makes these comments,
but he still makes them. And so a couple of
days ago, he made some comment about how freaky it's
it's gonna get and you know, he I may have
to go out and buy a new outfit and all
of that, and I was in a weird spot about it,
and I basically said, well, who's to say that that's
(14:08):
what we're doing. Maybe this harass trip it's all about me,
and maybe there's bubble baths and romantic novels and maybe
a nice massage and maybe we make sweet love on
our anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
How about that? That was his reaction as well.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Oh no, like it was literally like I had kicked
his brand new puppy. Like you saw him deflate and
get so sad so quick.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But I mean there's a little validity to it.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
So like, now every time we have sex, it's your freaky,
deeky weird bue.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
They don't call him. That's true. But you know two
things are involved here? What hotels day? Automatic automatic freakidy. Yes,
you've created that. I don't he created that, but you're
are you not there? Well? Do you not participating?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm complicit in it? But like, is she really there? Well,
she's got to be body wise, Yes, he's roofed her already.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Nimo, it's your anniversary, so you're gonna have cool anniversary sex.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But can't cool anniversary sex be like romantic and loving
and special in that way?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Don't make that gross.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
No, thank you,
Well, big happy anniversary to Sky and the love of
her life the Boo. Twenty five years married. Wild that's insane. Yeah,
I mean pretty crazy to think about you, two crazy
kids in love getting married at twenty one, so young
(00:22):
and still married? Wow, Like, how is he not in what.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Excuse?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
No? No, it's great, it's a great it's a great day.
So we need to go over what are the big
anniversary plans for Sky and the Boo.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Twenty five is one of the big ones. It's one
of the big ones.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Huge.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So me and my wife have our twentieth coming up,
and we're already talking like we got to do something
big twenty five. I gotta imagine it's going to be crazy.
And so twenty fifth anniversary, I was like, all right, well,
what's massive? Thing? Is Sky got planned? Because you know,
I gotta imagine there's going to be something in the
hopper here. There has to be got plants.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
There were talks like months out of different things of
vow renewals.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I did remember that you're going to do that for
your twentieth Oh yeah, Vegas.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Now, yeah, twentieth was going to be the vow renewal
COVID COVID.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, okay, yep, yep. I'm twenty twenty. So that kind
of put a damper on that.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
So then I thought, oh, twenty five vow renewal, And
then I'm like, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That author said he wouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, there wasn't a lot on a Sunday, I'm not going.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
There wasn't a lot of positive feedback about the vows renewal.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
Do I have to buy you a gift?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You're already married?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, No, you don't know. It's just it's just a party.
But you do have to just say hairs the renewal. Well,
don't you just have a party at your house?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because you have I know, but you're you're this.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You have this incredible home that most of us have
never been to before. You have never had a party there.
Why don't you just have a bunch of people over
for it.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You can fit however many friends you have in your backyard.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, all five us yeah, all I could fit all
of you guys in my backyard, is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah,
that was definitely a thought, like to the point it, well, get.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Some quick catering, amount of caterers. We know, like you
know what.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
It would be easy, yeah to rubios o Gez.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
We know, we know, I mean, but I mean you
could have planned this.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I know. Oh no, I was like thinking about it
to the point where I even knew who liked the
live musician.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was gonna have live music. I even knew I
only love that you.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Could still do like a get together in celebration of
you and your husban.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yes, celebration of life.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, we've passed the life already. So that was a thought.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
And then there's right, then there was a thought of Vegas.
There was some Vegas time. Let's just get a group
of friends, Let's go to Vegas. Let's have a good time.
Maybe we'll run into like one of those weird Elvis
chapels or all and do some like renewals thing there with.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That thing you just go in.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah, so we talked about that, didn't do anything about it.
Uh huh, And here we are today.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
That was it? A party in Vegas. I mean, it's
your twenty fifth anniversary. You should be a big trip
with you and your husband, go to you know, go
back to Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, that'd be cute.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, that's where you went on your head. What's your
daughter going to do? I mean they'll figure it out.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
You mean she'll come with you. I'm assuming, right, No.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, no, no, no, no no no. This is an anniversary.
It's a you and you're a I'm sorry, you have
to spend time with your husband, and that's the way
it goes on an anniversary trip. And so your mom
could come down and stay the week with your daughter
(04:09):
so you can go to school, you go, but no.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So I did have the thought of a trip.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
But then once I started thinking about the logistics of
my mom coming to stay, she's she's all over the place.
She's now like a worldwide traveler with her. Give me
a new husband. My daughter wouldn't be the biggest fan
of a mad scenario. And I'm just so essential to
this show that me being gone for a no, we're
(04:38):
everyone would be like no, sky you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
And he's given out too.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I had all these thoughts and then I'm like, eh,
here we are here we.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Are, So what iss huge?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So what are the actual plans? Well, today is the
actual annimal versary. So tonight there is a dinner reservation.
There we go out at a nice restaurant, at least
for the two of you for three, dude, reservation for three?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
No no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Why because we have something else planned just for the
two of them.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But that doesn't that doesn't matter. Today is your anniversary.
You go out to dinner with your fucking husband right well.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
And our daughter no, no, of twenty five years of marriage.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, no, no, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's that's how it works in our family. So reservation.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I understand that most people find that odd though, right like,
most people will find that odd.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Probably Okay, I want what you said.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Probably, I would say, I would say most.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I means no, I.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Feel like I could find a handful of people I love.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
But I would honestly say ninety nine point two find.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's very specific.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That is a specific set.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Do you know any parents that would go down with
their kid?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I so if we didn't have something separate planned, it's
not the point.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And you've done this before, so that's not true, but.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Not on the twenty fifth. I know the twenty fifth
is a little different. So if we if this was
the only thing we were doing for our anniversary, it
would it would be the truth. But since we have
something else planned and I just thought it would be nice,
I thought it would.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know, it's not nice to spend a moment alone
with your husband on dinner.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't a moment alone. I get every fucking moment
alone with that guy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
That it's not necessarily true. I mean I get going
out of the house.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well he doesn't go out of the house. So that's
a point. That's a point.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
But that's why this is extra special. You guys will
be out dressed up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
A nice dinner together.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, but it's a weak night, can't there's.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No convincing moop, no no, no me move the meat.
There's no me move. So tonight this is how we
feel meat move by doing this. Yeah, we feel very
mean moved.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Okay, well you know, welcome to the park.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
So tonight is that the three of us a a
nice sunset romantic dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And it doesn't make some place.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, it's fancy, fancy place with a few steakhouse, So.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Waste of money to your daughter doesn't eat.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, maybe we'll get some protein and tonight, you know,
maybe an eighty dollar steak.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Would she why would she want to go? Like I
didn't like going to fancy.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, Reed would rather stab himself in the eye with.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
A four go to a fancy dinner with my parents.
Put a fucking bullet in my head, you know what
I'm saying, Like, I'd rather just stay at home, and
I don't even give my kids the option.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, why would you not come?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I tried to get Read to go out to dinner
with this the other night for a family dinner, and
he said.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
No, are you Are you giving her an option that
she doesn't have to go?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, So basically she didn't request to go, but I
brought it up, and then she was like, like, I
think she even knows it's weird, because she's like, oh,
are you sure it's okay? And I was like, well, yeah,
if you want to come, because we're doing something separate,
just the two of us to celebrate over the weekend.
So if you want to celebrate with us, cool, If
(08:28):
you want to stay home with the dogs.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's cool too, And she's like, Okay, I'll go with
you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
O boy.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So that's how thatpens. So that's tonight, looking forward to it.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
But the solo celebration will be this weekend, Saturday night.
We are going to be going and spending the night
at Harrah's, having dinner at Health's kitchen. To do this
every time, Yeah, this is like our anniversary. Do this
every time our anniversary and birthdays.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So literally nothing special about the twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, hopefully there'll be a dessert brought to us.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I mean that's not that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You know what they have a little twenty something new
or something different kitchen.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
They bring you a special A smaller ticky toffee pudding
is legit, but but it's it's great, But I'd rather
just get the regular size one because a very small version.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Of oh too small. You're saying you need you need more.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Playing to Gordon say hey hey Rams.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Like like Hairs is fantastic, love Harris, Let's staying there.
But like I feel like like you're saying like for
the anniversary, like like you're like even like the ranch loved,
like you know those fancy.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
But Emily they want to gamble.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah they did.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
They split up and do their own things.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Not Oh really, are you going to go to the
spot you get?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
You gamble together?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, he was saying, gambling. Yeah, we gambled together.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
We we What are our favorite is the slot machine?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Slots to together? For two? I gamble hitting the button.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
As much as I used to, but I've never I
go with friends, I go with Eddie, I go and that.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You're playing a friend, and that you're playing, and then you're.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Playing a table game. You do your own slots. Everyone
just kind of does their own thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well I can't, okay crazy, I kind of understand if
you're sitting next to them. But what Sky just said
is one of the most warped things I've ever heard
in my life. They get the double seat and they
take turns hitting the button.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, they're playing one machine.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
When you're playing high bets, play two machines because we
we would, we would rather play one machine at a
high bet than two machines at low bets.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
But don't just want to play by yourself, like I
don't know whenever.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Occasionally will do that.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
He's he's he's really into the fucking Willy Wonka machine,
which I don't care for he's hit a couple like
bonuses on it. So then there used to be I
don't know if they still have the NFL slot machines
out there, so he was a big fan of those.
So occasionally we'll go our separate ways, but our jam
is really to play the machine together. Okay, So we
(11:09):
got all that, which is a norm, but something a
little extra special is the hobby said, Hey, since it's
our special day, you know what you should do, little lady.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You should book yourself some spa treatments while you're there.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And I was like, okay, don't have to tell me twice.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So is that like he's saying that that's his gift
to you.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Yeah, like he's doing you a favor that you should
book it. Yes, I mean you're there, of course.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So tonight at the Weird Triple Dinner, no gifts, no gifts.
But at Harrah's he is saying, you should book yourself
some spa treatments. Yes, and that's my gift to you. Yes,
but what the fuck does that mean? Yes, that doesn't
make any sense.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That is his gift to me.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
And so that is when I retorted, okay, with oh
that sounds amazing, because guess what my gift to you is.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, here you go.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I have booked us a room at Harrah's and arranged
dinner at the Nut.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I mean you already were doing.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Here's the real question. We So this goes back a
few years ago. The original Sky's a Mistress thing happened
at Harris where Sky wore leather for the first time.
There was a there was a grinding incident, there was
a yes mistress said. All of that happened there at
(12:41):
an anniversary occasion. So I gotta imagine for the twenty
fifth it is gonna be fucking bananas. Like You're gonna
be hanging from the ceiling like a rope or something. Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yes, So it's gonna be next non stop, NonStop gag balls,
gag balls with.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Gag ball change. I don't know. Okay, okay, I know
you have heard that.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
But so here's the thing, guys, I'm in a weird
hormonal spot right now.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh God, why is this?
Speaker 5 (13:14):
What the hell I'm just saying, I'm a woman in
my late forties and I'm in a weird spot right now.
So the other day, when he was doing his normal
boost stuff, you know how he makes these like purvo
comments that I don't know what he thinks is gonna
happen when he makes these comments, like I'm gonna I'm
gonna immediately turn into a sex kitten and start talking
(13:36):
about how much I fucking love these ideas, or like
or if he thinks I'm just gonna rip my clothes.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Off immediately and be like take me now.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I don't know what he thinks when he makes these comments,
but he still makes them. And so a couple of
days ago, he made some comment about how freaky it's
it's gonna get and you know, he I may have
to go out and buy a new outfit and all
of that, and I was in a weird spot about it,
and I basically said, well, who's to say that that's
(14:08):
what we're doing. Maybe this harass trip it's all about me,
and maybe there's bubble baths and romantic novels and maybe
a nice massage and maybe we make sweet love on
our anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
How about that? That was his reaction as well.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Oh no, like it was literally like I had kicked
his brand new puppy. Like you saw him deflate and
get so sad so quick.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
But I mean there's a little validity to it.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
So like, now every time we have sex, it's your freaky,
deeky weird bue.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
They don't call him. That's true. But you know two
things are involved here? What hotels day? Automatic automatic freakidy. Yes,
you've created that. I don't he created that, but you're
are you not there? Well? Do you not participating?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm complicit in it? But like, is she really there? Well,
she's got to be body wise, Yes, he's roofed her already.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Nimo, it's your anniversary, so you're gonna have cool anniversary sex.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
But can't cool anniversary sex be like romantic and loving
and special in that way?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Don't make that gross.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
No, thank you,
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