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September 25, 2023 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast we hear all about a list of things you should NEVER try in bed without permission, as well as some personal experiences from The Show.
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(00:00):
So I think we've all been therebefore. You ladies may have been part
of this. Maybe you know,you know what I'm talking about here,
where having some sexual relations with yourwith your fella when you know there might
be some grabbing, you know,of the butt hucks area, and our

(00:21):
finger starts to slide a little bit, starting to get there. It's getting
real close to a certain area,and then oh what I think it's on
that area at that point, andthen oh is it? Is it?

(00:41):
Kind of Oh, yes, itis. Well, sometimes we'll just try
things and see if they take.Sometimes it goes over well, sometimes not
so much. We ain't done yet. It's time for being filtered, except
for that part. The show's aftershow starts. Now, have you,

(01:10):
ladies, ever experienced that he wasan accident? It ever? Is?
Wait, maybe we don't know wherewe're doing it. Yeah, there's sometimes
I've heard of an accident and thenyou end up soaking in the bathtub.
But that's different. That is afull penis in the full penis, and
that wasn't a legitimate accident. Sohe says, how would it not be?

(01:34):
I don't know. You think helifted your body off of him and
slipped it back down, so yourbutt hole would go into on his dick
with no louver or anything. Yeah, I mean that would be crazy,
That would be crazy, that wouldbe that would be fucked up and crazy.
So I choose to believe that onewas really an accident. Yeah,
you have plenty more to choose fromif you're going to call him out.
No, you're right. There areother times when he claims things are accidents

(01:57):
or he just tries to go forthings. Do you remember when he tried
to give you a facial? Oh? Yeah, I forgot about that one.
All what do you mean? Whatdo you mean that? I mean
all that, that's what happens.That was miserable you dodged it. Yeah,
still kind of got on you alittle bit. Yeah. I thought
I had the fucking sweet ninja movesand I was Matrix style. That's all
big time matrix like. It's allslow mo and the bull for me.

(02:22):
I can't believe it. I can'tbelieve how much you hate it. In
every video I've watched, the girlslove it. They they beg for it.
In the video they say they saythank you because nice and warm tones
out take you. Yeah, yeah, I don't I dodged. Like at
the last second, I realized hefucking do this and I and I dodged
it, and he got a littlebit of my hair did which is a

(02:44):
disaster. He's must got a goodhair to hit your small head. I
have that cornival game where you gotto shoot the water clowns mountain. I
got a normal size head. Imean just the fact that you're now mistress
is sort of by accident. Imean, he's trying to get in there

(03:05):
and he wants to go full sand m you're not going for it,
but he'll throw in a little thinghere and there to try and go for
it. Yeah, Like he didn'task me if I was okay being called
mistress. He just thought, oh, I'm going to try and drop this
on you and see how you respond. That guy tries more things well than
anybody I know, because he wantsto be full blown crazy guy. When

(03:28):
it comes to the bedroom perfect you'renot. And so he keeps pushing the
envelope, where can I get awaywith? What can I get away with?
What can I get away with?Every once in a while it takes
looking up far. We've come.Dude, you're wearing a leather outfits.
Yea ten years ago, you wouldn'thave warned the leather out. No,
you're right, you're right. I'vedefinitely come a long way. But that's
from the pushing, pushing the envelope. Eventually something's gonna take. But there's

(03:53):
some things that you know you willnever take that. No, no,
there's some things. Yeah, I'mnot into the butthole slammer. Thank you,
thank you for saying that. OhI'm missing out on the butthole slammer.
But like you know, we saidin the moment, sometimes we lose
our minds a little bit and we'llgo, I wonder if she's going to
be into this, Let me justthrow it out there. Sometimes it works.

(04:15):
Sometimes you put the hand around theneck and you're like, oh,
she's kind of into Emily. Yeah, but you don't know until you try.
I respect that, And then ifyou respect that, then Sky would
recoil. If you put the handaround Sky's neck, she is recoiling.
Oh, one, nine one.A man is choking me in my own

(04:35):
house. Is it your husband?I don't know. I don't know immediately
because a man is choked me,and clearly my husband wouldn't because he loves
me. Some people find that erotic. Yeah, some people ask for it.
Yes, you like a choke?No thank you? Okay, no
thank you? Emily says. Yes. Sometimes we you know, you maybe

(05:00):
on top of us, and sometimeswe feel like you need a little spak.
Did I do something wrong? You'vebeen bad, I've been bad,
and so you give it a try. Okay, you give a little spank.
Seemed to be okay. Yeah,yeah, Mike, have to go
a little harder next time. Idon't. And then you look at Emily's
faces lit up. She's so happy. I I win on this one.

(05:24):
Yeah, you I give a littlehard spank to turn it around. I
don't feel like she's in trouble.Well, like, clearly something has come
in and hit me on the rearbecause this isn't something that we do.
I mean, well, if you'rea reverse cowgirl like you always are,

(05:45):
right there, man, Yeah,I've been I've been worried about a smack
because you know, the ass isgrowing thanks to yoga and I and I'm
concerned that like he's just again gonnatry it without asking when I mean my
wife went over to Sky's house fora popping uh the other day we were
leaving and they were going out todinner, and and I think my wife

(06:10):
said, is it a fancy place? What do you guys wearing as we're
leaving, just like small talk,and Sky says she doesn't know, and
then the booth says he wants towear a miniskirt and yes, and then
he goes, she goes, yeah, He goes, I don't know,
he's get that miniskirt going, youknow. And then and then I said,
and then I figured I figured it'sall out there now, and I've

(06:33):
known them for so long, soI figured what she got that ass?
Now? He says, And hesays that she got that ass, and
then he goes, I know she'sgot to show it off. So this
is so disturbing you. Oh,he's proud like the fact that somebody else
noted, like most husbands would belike, how dare you talk about my

(06:55):
wife's bought it? But but he'slike, miniskirt. We know what he
meant. He was so proud thatyou mentioned my ass and the fact that
I have yea pride in that.I think that I think I said watch
and then I think I said,yeah, yoga is paying off. It

(07:16):
got weird. This is in frontof my wife. This isn't the studio.
You can't weird it, Okay.So all of these things are you
know, tests that we like topull off in the bedroom. We like
to get in there and see whatwe can get away with because you never

(07:36):
know, you may hit the jackpotand they may be into it. Right.
Well, according to the experts,Eddie, they say, potentially that
could happen, but that's not thesafest way to go about it. Ain't
ask him you well, they sayit should wed well, not into it,
not in the moment. But theysay there's a handful of things that

(07:59):
guys would rather try and see ifthey could get away with. Jumping out
of the closet with a ski mask. Oh like you listen, no fu,
you're gonna take out all the excitedIf you know I'm going to be
jumping out of the closet, well, like, you can give me the
heads up, like sometime this week, just so I don't think there's dude,
I'm gonna kick you in the ballsso fucking fast. And if it

(08:20):
was, he'd probably there's other waysto yeah, have another But according to
the experts, they say there's ahandful of things that guys should ask first,
but normally they don't, and theylet us know what they are.

(08:41):
So you guys can ask for whatwhat number one, anything that they call
surprise, butt action, listen anything. We don't want any surprises when it
comes to our butt. No,I think it's the only way. Wait
to the only way. No,because we know that you you didn't just

(09:03):
miss aim eddie. No, butI'm grabbing things, get carried away,
no grat No, you're just slip. But then you know what you're doing.
You know what you're doing. Listen, you inch and then you inch
a little bit closer, and youinto a little bit closer. There's no
movement. She wants it. Thatthe fact, So they say, no

(09:26):
surprise but action. You can getextreme anger as a result of surprise,
but actual. So you will letme know with what you do. If
you don't want the finger anywhere nearthe butt, so do the wiggle moves.
There's all there's all kinds of waste. Yeah, okay, but you
ain't. You ain't doing nothing.It's an invitation. Next slapping, they

(09:54):
say, face or the butt,any any type of slap they say,
just because it's done in porn doesn'tmean everybody wants it in real life,
they say, especially if you're tryingto slap a face, there needs to
be a discussion before that happens.What have you been a bad girl?
Right? Yeah? Exactly. IfI'm a bad girl, I deserve to

(10:16):
slap the face. Oh but butI as a slap space slap. I
need to ask for don't do thatunless you for it. I would like
to how do you ask for it? Because I feel like then you're degrading
me if you do it without measking. Deserve it? If you're a
bad girl, You're right, You'reright one thing. But I'd rather ask

(10:37):
for it. But how do yousay slap me? Yeah? I wouldn't
know what to do with that.I'll be honest with you. It's like
ala freak out. If if it'sa girl that I'm not in the long
term relationship with and she says slapme, okay, my face scared?
I go, I go a Jael, you do it? You don't want

(11:00):
to leave a mark? What?I hope not? Jesus, I'm so
scared enough. I'd like like thanjust do it slappy? Okay. Well,
I don't know, dick, No, that's okay, but they had
scared. Okay, pussy, Wellif that wasn't uncomfortable. Man, According

(11:24):
to the experts, you should askwhen you want to choke someone. No,
you can't take all the fun outof it. Yeah, I agree
with They say they need a thoryou do the inch process closer and closer.
No, move it, you're alittle seah. Or you just put
your hand there. They take it. It's too aggressive. You're gonna kill

(11:46):
the moment. They say. Itmay look hot and porn, but in
real life it could come off abit differently if the woman's not expecting it
nor a little much. Emily,do you have to request it? Or
can I just choke? No?Just do the choke. Okay, that
one's for it. Yeah, it'sconfused, not too hard. Fine,
slapping you have to request it isjust rude. So I didn't be wanting
it. But choking, it's notrude. It's trying to get choke.

(12:09):
It's not rude. Okay, Okay, God see if this is rude,
spitting, they say, is somethingnever been into this door? Yeah,
he's an expert. Yeah, everyonce in a while someone wants it.
Now, but you spit on vaginas, right, you don't spin faces?
No, Oh my god, itjust depends. It just depends on the
what on the situation? How badhave they been? God? If I

(12:35):
look at your face that it justdepends on the situation. Let's stay out
of the blue sky. You're havinga Saturday night and the bood just decides,
you know what, this chick needsgood spit in the face. How
would you react and your slap comesfirst? Wait that you can't handle.
We already known any one, buta spite spit in your face the ultimate

(12:58):
degrade. I would literally stop everythingand be like, what the fuck did
you just do? Oh? Sorry, just in the moment I thought it'd
be hot. Did you just meetme? No? Okay, oh my
god, this is the worst bonerkiller every Oh. I hope so because
we're not finishing having no but butI mean we're not like you don't like

(13:20):
it? Mayn't you just be cool? When can you be cool? If
somebody walks down the street and fuckingspits in your face? Can you you
don't see a difference between a strangerwal you're anniversary spitting in your face doing
sex? The spitting your face storysex isn't like hacking and lugie. It's

(13:43):
more like it, like you knowwhat I mean, just a little bit,
like you ate something bad, youlike that taste, so you don't
like the taste or your wife's face. No, no, but that's I'm
just saying. That's the aggressiveness.No, like that to me is the
same as a stranger walking by spadingin your face. Like a difference.
My internal reaction is no difference betweenthe two equal. Wow. Then okay,

(14:07):
So so no, we're no longerhaving sex and we're probably gonna be
in a fight for a really fuckinglong time for you to think you can
ruins. Sorry, I'm sorry.That's why you need to Emily, bring
Emily, bring us back. You'recool with us? Oh yeah, all
over, all over? Okay,Oh my god, here you go.

(14:28):
Another thing. Dirty talk. Theysay that can that can take a turn.
So you've got to make sure you'reon the same page when it comes
to dirty talk. Ask you dothe inching drop one thing, Yeah,
get a little bit further next,if you go too far, that's when
the line. Next thing, youknow, you tell her she's a cum
dumpster. Yeah. See, someguys get too far crazy, get us
too far, he loses his mind. Remember you told that one chick she

(14:50):
was a fucking bitch once, Like, No, that didn't well at all.
Uh, I mean I was veryaggressive fucking bitch. It was it
was like the second time we everrouked up. Oh my god, second
time she started, she started.We were getting pro you at the time.
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