September 25, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about her 25th anniversary dinner with her husband and how she got some looks that she wasn't too happy about from the waiter
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we heard earlier that yesterday was Sky and the
Booze twenty fifth wedding anniversary. You did it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Wow, you did it?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeahh So now after twenty five done.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, take a little break.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, okay, that makes sense. Well, apparently at dinner last night,
which by the way, daughter didn't come to shocker. She
was supposed to, but she got sick. That's the only.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Reason why Project I didn't reschedule.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, completely changed her anniversary for Yeah, listen, that's weird
to bring your kid to your anniversary dinner. We all
agree on that, but there was more weirdness that happened
at dinner. We ain't done yet. It's time for the
one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unding filtered
(00:50):
except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Now, well, it goes without saying weirdness and you they
go hand in hand. You don't do anything normal.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Classy lady that what I went to a classy established did.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What you wear right now, You're not a classy lady.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm a classy lady.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Look at this describes that New York sweatshirt as what.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It looks like a sweatshirt that a victim would wear
in an episode of Law and Orders.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
For your clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah you you you just you were just assaulted. You
were just assaulted. You're at the precinct. You're selling what happened,
and they want to get you into some clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So they because you put you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Into that, and they're trying to convince you to do
a rape kit.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got makeup spirit on your face.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Definitely is that your intent saying this
is the first time?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, this isn't the first.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So I wouldn't I wouldn't say classy lady, but just
a strange bird. You're at work.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm exactly, yes, exactly what.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you wear in order stress for success?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fashion play?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's dressed for T shirt and shorts. Have no problems
with I got no problems with. Were all cash anyway.
So no, weird lady, very weird lady. And so you
do things just differently, okay, which is weird. And apparently
you were getting some weird looks at dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, it's weird. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nice said certain things.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Can fly at a Chili's that don't really fly at
another place. You know, sometimes when we go to.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
These we're trying to get big mouth bites at your
fancy place, those big mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh yeah, there, we're trying to impress, trying to go
to the last fancy dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Just go to chili, because.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
When the server or who's seating you and they find
out it's your anniversary and they're seating for three people.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
They wouldn't think it's weird.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Chili is fine.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Imagine what the people's restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know, I'm really bizarre, A nice restaurant on
the wall, and they.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do they would go typical lib. Oh it would just
nor woke, typical woke chick. Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hey, yeah, if I was right leaning, I wouldn't have
three people.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
At the exact base. No, no, no, no, And I
tell you when to sit right is very family oriented
though you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
But yeah, so we go out to this fancy dinner
and no daughter, no daughter, just the two years.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I mean, did you think, Emily, when your son was
first born and you went out without him? You get nervous?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Right, you call? I want to check in? Guy? Do
you do that still? I mean she's fifteen, because guy,
I like.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
This, guy has to go to the restaurant phone.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Get yeah, and call your phone. And then then the.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Daughter has the restaurant phone cause she needed.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
To call the host what like there's a fire. Well,
but I did send her pictures at the sunset. I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
She has eyes. She just looked outside her window. It's
the same sunsets down.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're on the we get the south of view. This
is on the north shut. The boy is like a
boob where the under boom and we were dining on
the cleavage side. Okay, So anyway I.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Would ever think that that's such a weird way to
a boob.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Bird rock is the under boob where we live, and
then the upper boob is like the stillage and Tory Pike.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Can you stop caressing your breast?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's what That's where they are, right right there if
you need, if you need to know where that much.
I'm not sagging.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm just a questions about. Okay, I'm trying to figure
out where you tc is. It looks like it's down
on the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, it's not down on the ground. My breasts are playing. Okay,
is it not? Do you not?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I take it back, assholes? So anyway, so yes, so.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We so lucky she got sick.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We're kind of miss but you know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You mister any point this out yesterday. She's a really
picky eater.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, you're to eat there.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, that was something I thought about later when we
were sitting at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm like, you're looking at the menu, like, what would
she have found? Something?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She probably would have had like a couple of bites
of steak and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And how much would that have cost?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Unless I ordered for her off the kids menu, which
would be weird because she's fifteen. Yeah, you know, because
they had like chicken tenders on the kid's menu. But
that was it. Like I was thinking, because she'll eat
like a baked potato, but they had like a baked
potato like twice baked with caviar or some shit. No way,
(05:59):
So anyway, So yeah, so it's just the two of us, Okay,
feeling weird creepy. What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I mean, it's your husband. I mean, on your twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Fifth, it's twenty five years. We're all talked out. I
mean we've covered every really think at this point, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I love to talk to you, I.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Guess he does, but it's the same couple topics, you
know what I mean, Like I'm up to date on
the building of a fence, I'm up to date on
the stock market and gold prices.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You were having some drama with the Oregon house, so
that had to occupy some time.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That did occupy a good five minutes to talk.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
About stuff like that At a night like that, what
do we talk about?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What else is she going to talk?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Take a trip down memory late, you know, about your
wedding day and maybe maybe special events.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I was out on a date night with my wife
last Friday night, and all she wanted to do was
talk about the kids. And I finally looked at her
and I go, what are you doing? He did, like,
I don't need to. I know what's going on with
the kids. Like I don't want to hear about my
daughter's you know, history class. I don't. We're on a
date together, like let's die, I would.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's so I want to hear about like the mom gossip.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Between the other I'm out on that.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I don't want the kid gossip. I want like the
mom gossip.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Off the rails. Talking about this much better.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
She thinks she's a bit that's rarer than you think.
You'll find out a lot of the mom drama revolves
around the kid drama that they've turned.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Into their own drama. And as the kids get older,
it's different. You know, when you're in the drop off
and pick up and doing all that ship, there's always drama.
But now that they're in high school, it's like, what
the fuck's the drama? It's not as fun. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
So it's just the two of us. I gotta start
prepping things to talk to them about. You know, they
always say, come prepared with topics.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You know, you're not on an actual date. It's not
a first date.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, so uh you know, great, we're here. I have
to wait for our table. We get our table real pretty,
you know, with the flower pedals, a little card on
it that says happy anniverse. Very nice, very nice, very nice.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, take a picture of it before we send it
to your daughter, send it to our daughter.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You guys are really bad at this. You take pictures
you're supposed to, but then you don't. Chicks on the show,
Yeah the hell. Okay, you're the candy.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Skirts, you're sweet. You need to be Okay, skirts.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I mean, and it was your anniversary. You think you come,
but that one was terrible. It was like a throwback
Thursday before and after give me yeah, there you go.
I would have been like, that would have made the
most sense.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You should have a picture of you guys twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Five years later than now. Yes, great, you don't. You
don't get so it would have been okay, can you not?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay? I got a lot of nice comments thing you
look the same.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I was the one that said there's there's a lot
of filtering going on these days. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Face it just felt right right, I apologize, right, Oh
my god, that was that is UTC comment was, yeah,
that was funny.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That was funny. That's on the floor right, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, so great. So we finally got our table. It's great. Okay,
we're settling in and as we normally do. I assume
most couples do, you look at the menu and you kind.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Of are you gonna what are you gonna make a game?
What do you what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
We share an app?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What do you care?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You can't it be a surprise because I wouldn't know,
wouldn't even know what I have to know. I don't
have to know what everybody at the tables hap.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh that's so fucking annoyed. What are you thinking? I
don't know. I'm gonna find out in two seconds when
the waiters here.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Why because maybe you're looking at something that I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You have eyes, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You don't know the menu.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I just have to know.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay, that's part of the I hate this part of the.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh wow, but two people don't want to order the
same thing because like maybe why not? Well it depends
if you're a couple, you don't want to order this?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So you can try different things?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, we get what you want to get what I want? Well, sharing, Well,
I'm with.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You, so okay, great. We make a game plan then,
like of what we're going to order, like what the
appetizer is going to be, what the side dish? Because
this is one of those fanciest places where all you
get is the steak and then everything else is aside.
So it's like, do we want mashed potatoes? Do we
want to grotten potatoes? Do we want that stupid baked
(10:29):
potato caviar?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Fucking bombs?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Obviously not so, so that's the discussion we're happy, and
then we come up with our game plan and then
the server comes over. Here we go, and that is
when I start to order, like how we always order
when we go out, but I feel because it's a
fancier place, I was being judged a little bit because
(10:53):
the waitress was looking at me really weird because she
comes over, Oh, you guys ready to order? Have you decided? Great? Great? Great? Okay, yes,
we would like to have this appetizer. We're gonna split
this salad for my entree. I'm gonna have this steak
and our side is going to be this potato. And
(11:15):
she's kind of looking at me, and then she's.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you're ordering everything.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Everything except for his entree. So I order everything for
the table except for his entree.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Maybe he finds it hot like Thor's wife. Then you
do that for a minute where you.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Were ordering for her time the time when I when
I take the lady will have yeah, blah blah blah.
We talked about what we're gonna eat, and I'll say
I'll have this, this and this, and I'll have this
and she'll have this.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, And then didn't backfire one time where the waiter
thought should the server think that the boo was in danger.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
No, I but I got like kind of and I
don't know this could be me putting this on the server,
but like basically the look on her face when she
looked over my husband is like, this bitch is gonna
order what are you?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
What are you here for?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I thought I thought the look was stayed home down
for the last twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Accurate.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, she's not aware of that. Now she is like,
this bitch is going to order this.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Or like this bit's got a penis?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, why she's speaking so much?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Seriously? That was I'm not saying I agree. I'm saying
that was the horrendous look. And I could.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Give her a dirty look back if you got that vibe.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, because you know me, I'm like, I just can'tward
this bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
You do the same thing?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh? Good, a shock.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Robert doesn't care what do you what you mean? And
then the time we split everything that's so weird. Split on.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Wait a minute, he doesn't care what he's going to eat,
like you sit down, you have two menus. He goes
just order something for me, because.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Every time he chooses he doesn't like what he picks,
and he goes Griffies, you do it better.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
This is what you pick.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I have trained your men. Wow. So well that's really
well done, ladies. I mean honestly, because.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I thorn and I aren't like this.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I actually have my own opinion opinion and you know, yes,
that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Does he always orders some shitty Yes I can.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I can use my big boy voice and I can
order myself. My husband does not use he doesn't have
big boy boy.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
He has feelings and he'll share them with me. But
then I use my big girl voice. It's stupid to
order on that voice is too bid. The family, well,
the family, yes, the family.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, it's two of you like yeah, I mean this
is a family style
Well, we heard earlier that yesterday was Sky and the
Booze twenty fifth wedding anniversary. You did it?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Wow, you did it?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeahh So now after twenty five done.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, take a little break.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, okay, that makes sense. Well, apparently at dinner last night,
which by the way, daughter didn't come to shocker. She
was supposed to, but she got sick. That's the only.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Reason why Project I didn't reschedule.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, completely changed her anniversary for Yeah, listen, that's weird
to bring your kid to your anniversary dinner. We all
agree on that, but there was more weirdness that happened
at dinner. We ain't done yet. It's time for the
one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unding filtered
(00:50):
except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Now, well, it goes without saying weirdness and you they
go hand in hand. You don't do anything normal.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Classy lady that what I went to a classy established did.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What you wear right now, You're not a classy lady.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm a classy lady.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Look at this describes that New York sweatshirt as what.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
It looks like a sweatshirt that a victim would wear
in an episode of Law and Orders.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
For your clothes.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah you you you just you were just assaulted. You
were just assaulted. You're at the precinct. You're selling what happened,
and they want to get you into some clothes.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So they because you put you.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Into that, and they're trying to convince you to do
a rape kit.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got makeup spirit on your face.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Definitely is that your intent saying this
is the first time?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, this isn't the first.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So I wouldn't I wouldn't say classy lady, but just
a strange bird. You're at work.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm exactly, yes, exactly what.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you wear in order stress for success?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fashion play?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
He's dressed for T shirt and shorts. Have no problems
with I got no problems with. Were all cash anyway.
So no, weird lady, very weird lady. And so you
do things just differently, okay, which is weird. And apparently
you were getting some weird looks at dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, it's weird. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nice said certain things.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Can fly at a Chili's that don't really fly at
another place. You know, sometimes when we go to.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
These we're trying to get big mouth bites at your
fancy place, those big mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh yeah, there, we're trying to impress, trying to go
to the last fancy dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Just go to chili, because.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
When the server or who's seating you and they find
out it's your anniversary and they're seating for three people.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
They wouldn't think it's weird.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Chili is fine.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Imagine what the people's restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know, I'm really bizarre, A nice restaurant on
the wall, and they.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Do they would go typical lib. Oh it would just
nor woke, typical woke chick. Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Hey, yeah, if I was right leaning, I wouldn't have
three people.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
At the exact base. No, no, no, no, And I
tell you when to sit right is very family oriented
though you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
But yeah, so we go out to this fancy dinner
and no daughter, no daughter, just the two years.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I mean, did you think, Emily, when your son was
first born and you went out without him? You get nervous?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Right, you call? I want to check in? Guy? Do
you do that still? I mean she's fifteen, because guy,
I like.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
This, guy has to go to the restaurant phone.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Get yeah, and call your phone. And then then the.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Daughter has the restaurant phone cause she needed.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
To call the host what like there's a fire. Well,
but I did send her pictures at the sunset. I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
She has eyes. She just looked outside her window. It's
the same sunsets down.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're on the we get the south of view. This
is on the north shut. The boy is like a
boob where the under boom and we were dining on
the cleavage side. Okay, So anyway I.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Would ever think that that's such a weird way to
a boob.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Bird rock is the under boob where we live, and
then the upper boob is like the stillage and Tory Pike.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Can you stop caressing your breast?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's what That's where they are, right right there if
you need, if you need to know where that much.
I'm not sagging.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm just a questions about. Okay, I'm trying to figure
out where you tc is. It looks like it's down
on the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Okay, it's not down on the ground. My breasts are playing. Okay,
is it not? Do you not?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I take it back, assholes? So anyway, so yes, so.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We so lucky she got sick.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We're kind of miss but you know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
You mister any point this out yesterday. She's a really
picky eater.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, you're to eat there.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, that was something I thought about later when we
were sitting at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm like, you're looking at the menu, like, what would
she have found? Something?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
She probably would have had like a couple of bites
of steak and that's about it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
And how much would that have cost?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Unless I ordered for her off the kids menu, which
would be weird because she's fifteen. Yeah, you know, because
they had like chicken tenders on the kid's menu. But
that was it. Like I was thinking, because she'll eat
like a baked potato, but they had like a baked
potato like twice baked with caviar or some shit. No way,
(05:59):
So anyway, So yeah, so it's just the two of us, Okay,
feeling weird creepy. What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I mean, it's your husband. I mean, on your twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Fifth, it's twenty five years. We're all talked out. I
mean we've covered every really think at this point, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I love to talk to you, I.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Guess he does, but it's the same couple topics, you
know what I mean, Like I'm up to date on
the building of a fence, I'm up to date on
the stock market and gold prices.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You were having some drama with the Oregon house, so
that had to occupy some time.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That did occupy a good five minutes to talk.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
About stuff like that At a night like that, what
do we talk about?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
What else is she going to talk?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Take a trip down memory late, you know, about your
wedding day and maybe maybe special events.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I was out on a date night with my wife
last Friday night, and all she wanted to do was
talk about the kids. And I finally looked at her
and I go, what are you doing? He did, like,
I don't need to. I know what's going on with
the kids. Like I don't want to hear about my
daughter's you know, history class. I don't. We're on a
date together, like let's die, I would.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's so I want to hear about like the mom gossip.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Between the other I'm out on that.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I don't want the kid gossip. I want like the
mom gossip.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Off the rails. Talking about this much better.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
She thinks she's a bit that's rarer than you think.
You'll find out a lot of the mom drama revolves
around the kid drama that they've turned.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Into their own drama. And as the kids get older,
it's different. You know, when you're in the drop off
and pick up and doing all that ship, there's always drama.
But now that they're in high school, it's like, what
the fuck's the drama? It's not as fun. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
So it's just the two of us. I gotta start
prepping things to talk to them about. You know, they
always say, come prepared with topics.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You know, you're not on an actual date. It's not
a first date.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, so uh you know, great, we're here. I have
to wait for our table. We get our table real pretty,
you know, with the flower pedals, a little card on
it that says happy anniverse. Very nice, very nice, very nice.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, take a picture of it before we send it
to your daughter, send it to our daughter.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You guys are really bad at this. You take pictures
you're supposed to, but then you don't. Chicks on the show,
Yeah the hell. Okay, you're the candy.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Skirts, you're sweet. You need to be Okay, skirts.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I mean, and it was your anniversary. You think you come,
but that one was terrible. It was like a throwback
Thursday before and after give me yeah, there you go.
I would have been like, that would have made the
most sense.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You should have a picture of you guys twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Five years later than now. Yes, great, you don't. You
don't get so it would have been okay, can you not?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay? I got a lot of nice comments thing you
look the same.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I was the one that said there's there's a lot
of filtering going on these days. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Face it just felt right right, I apologize, right, Oh
my god, that was that is UTC comment was, yeah,
that was funny.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That was funny. That's on the floor right, okay.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, so great. So we finally got our table. It's great. Okay,
we're settling in and as we normally do. I assume
most couples do, you look at the menu and you kind.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Of are you gonna what are you gonna make a game?
What do you what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
We share an app?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What do you care?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You can't it be a surprise because I wouldn't know,
wouldn't even know what I have to know. I don't
have to know what everybody at the tables hap.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh that's so fucking annoyed. What are you thinking? I
don't know. I'm gonna find out in two seconds when
the waiters here.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Why because maybe you're looking at something that I didn't see.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
You have eyes, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You don't know the menu.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I just have to know.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay, that's part of the I hate this part of the.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh wow, but two people don't want to order the
same thing because like maybe why not? Well it depends
if you're a couple, you don't want to order this?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
So you can try different things?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, we get what you want to get what I want? Well, sharing, Well,
I'm with.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You, so okay, great. We make a game plan then,
like of what we're going to order, like what the
appetizer is going to be, what the side dish? Because
this is one of those fanciest places where all you
get is the steak and then everything else is aside.
So it's like, do we want mashed potatoes? Do we
want to grotten potatoes? Do we want that stupid baked
(10:29):
potato caviar?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Fucking bombs?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Obviously not so, so that's the discussion we're happy, and
then we come up with our game plan and then
the server comes over. Here we go, and that is
when I start to order, like how we always order
when we go out, but I feel because it's a
fancier place, I was being judged a little bit because
(10:53):
the waitress was looking at me really weird because she
comes over, Oh, you guys ready to order? Have you decided? Great? Great? Great? Okay, yes,
we would like to have this appetizer. We're gonna split
this salad for my entree. I'm gonna have this steak
and our side is going to be this potato. And
(11:15):
she's kind of looking at me, and then she's.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you're ordering everything.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Everything except for his entree. So I order everything for
the table except for his entree.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Maybe he finds it hot like Thor's wife. Then you
do that for a minute where you.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Were ordering for her time the time when I when
I take the lady will have yeah, blah blah blah.
We talked about what we're gonna eat, and I'll say
I'll have this, this and this, and I'll have this
and she'll have this.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, And then didn't backfire one time where the waiter
thought should the server think that the boo was in danger.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
No, I but I got like kind of and I
don't know this could be me putting this on the server,
but like basically the look on her face when she
looked over my husband is like, this bitch is gonna
order what are you?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
What are you here for?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I thought I thought the look was stayed home down
for the last twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Accurate.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, she's not aware of that. Now she is like,
this bitch is going to order this.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Or like this bit's got a penis?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, why she's speaking so much?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Seriously? That was I'm not saying I agree. I'm saying
that was the horrendous look. And I could.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Give her a dirty look back if you got that vibe.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, because you know me, I'm like, I just can'tward
this bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
You do the same thing?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh? Good, a shock.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Robert doesn't care what do you what you mean? And
then the time we split everything that's so weird. Split on.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Wait a minute, he doesn't care what he's going to eat,
like you sit down, you have two menus. He goes
just order something for me, because.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Every time he chooses he doesn't like what he picks,
and he goes Griffies, you do it better.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
This is what you pick.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I have trained your men. Wow. So well that's really
well done, ladies. I mean honestly, because.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I thorn and I aren't like this.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I actually have my own opinion opinion and you know, yes,
that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Does he always orders some shitty Yes I can.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I can use my big boy voice and I can
order myself. My husband does not use he doesn't have
big boy boy.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
He has feelings and he'll share them with me. But
then I use my big girl voice. It's stupid to
order on that voice is too bid. The family, well,
the family, yes, the family.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, it's two of you like yeah, I mean this
is a family style
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