September 9, 2025 • 8 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about how Thor's baby is almost here but it may be sooner than expected becuase his wife has tasked him with something special
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Thor has been in it. Man, you know, when
your wife is pregnant and you're having a little bit
of a hard time in being pregnant, not a lot
of sex going on. Not a lot of sex going on.
So we've heard this guy mentioned, you know, there'll be
somebody on TV or whatever and be like, oh, don't
you think she's hot? And I'm like, whoa, No, you don't,
(00:22):
like I don't I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
Like he saw Helen Mirran the other day, who's like eighty.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I've always thought that, you know what, I've always.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Thought that your your head is in a weird space
right now. But it looks like sex is on the way,
maybe coming pretty soon. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's podcast yet, completely uncensored and unfiltered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The show's after show starts now. So you know, it's
crazy because Haley was sort of the sexual creature in
the relationship. Yes, for he's sort of a sex you know,
he obviously is very sexual, but he would go through, uh,
(01:15):
you know times when he's like I'm good, I'm good
and I don't need it right now, which I always
found like kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Jerk off that much.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So he doesn't it doesn't it? Sure? And so but
now you know your wife's been pregnant for a super
long time and she's not feeling it. So it's been
a minute since you've had any action.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, it's been a while, you know. Uh, she just
doesn't feel comfortable, doesn't look good, and she's all swollen
and tough stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I feel bad, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
But the titties, right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh god, those fucking bombs, dude. Also, you know what,
I don't want to get too deep on the titties
because we all.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Know they're huge. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, ass actually looks pretty good, she calls it. Yeah,
a lot of women talk about pregnancy. Ass I've never heard,
but like I squeezed now, it's like they're ship there. Yeah,
and like I the other day yesterday, Yeah, my wife
likes to listen to podcasts all the time, our podcast
mainly just and she has her phone down and she's
(02:16):
whenever I walk in, I hear something and it's usually
and then I'll go hey, and I asked her question.
She goes, you'll turn off her podcast, and I'm like,
I didn't, like, what do you want me to do?
You hear you heard it on I'm asking I'm asking
her a question. I don't know what it is, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just but you just bounce in and you don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't, So I assume she's listening to a podcast.
And my wife also does this thing when she have
me or somebody on speaker without telling anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
She just has us on speaking.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I'll be on speaker and I'll be like, yeah,
I'm fucking annoyed about this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Heyn't curse. You're on speaker at work?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Dude? Like, how am I supposed to know? I want speaker?
Like that's crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So yesterday words that are work at church. So so
apparently yesterday she's in the fridge and I think she's
listening to a podcast. So I grab her ass and
I go, I go, I go, holy ship, you never
had a fucking ass like this.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And she goes to stop and I go what And
she goes, my mom's on the phone, no where, why, Yeah,
what what the hell?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Dude? And I go and she's like mad at me,
and I go, how am I supposed to know that?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Like? How am I go?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I thought you were listening to a podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
If I walk.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
In the room and grab your ass.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Look, turn around and I was talking to her. I
walked in and I was asking.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Her something about one of the dogs. She responded, so,
and I don't know, Yeah, how do I know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It could have been worse. You could have been like
to shove it in or something like that. Dude, Yeah,
that your mother in law is like, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She's got an ass now, So that's great.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So you're feeling anything more on the ass? Yeah? Yeah,
but you know, I did see that picture she posted
on her Instagram. But whoa gave that thing alike with
that hat with the bucket hat?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, I trendy. Yeah, so sorry, sorry, let out.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sorry, he hasn't had sex and you think he's been
irritable before, I mean, you know, no sex for whatever
seven months? Put a load through a wall, the ceiling. Yeah,
let's go straight up. Yeah, the ferocious velocity of one
of my loads is going to be nuts. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable.
(05:00):
It's gross. I pull out, which I won't need to.
But if I did, how far up am I getting?
How can you mean she's not gonna get pregnant? Wants
without doubt that's coming on her nose.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
If I want to see how far he could get.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Hit her in the face, easy, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Sometimes I watch it when you're watching a porn you'll
see a giant load and you'll be like he had
to have taken some pill.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Sometimes I think it's fake.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, you could do.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well. It looks like you don't have much longer to wait.
Because Haley has suggested something.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
She wants to have sex well, sooner rather than later,
not because she's horny and feeling it, because she's miserable,
wants this baby out of her so she says she
can't take it anymore. So we need to start having
sex because she needs this baby out of It's old
wives tale, so I said, I said okay, and she goes.
(06:06):
So you better start googling positions for pregnant for pregnant women,
because I meansition you could.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Do it anyway is comfortable for you.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, I mean clearly you're not going to be on
top most likely. I mean, because that'd be weird.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
There's a big there's here's my issue with it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Though I have no problem with this, but I probably
only want to do on the side because if the
babies at the point now were like you're seeing it
like poke out, you're seeing things I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm not the guy that's gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm not gonna I'm not that guy. First of all,
I'm average and I'm a grower on a shower, So
put your fingers a little further.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Up there next time you do that.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Much.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Guy, I'm more concerned about we're having sex and I feel.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The baby move, like if you were wrapping around her
like cuddle style, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Or I'm on top of her or something. I don't
want to feel the baby hit my arm. That would
freak me the fuck out. That was just so fucking weird, dude,
to touch, to feel, to have something touching that's not
your dog touching your foot when you're having sex is weird.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, your dog touching your dog is weird.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It is weird and dog.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It doesn't bother me as much. That was fucking with
dog in the room for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's still that's not odd. That's not a good thing. Dude,
Get comfortable with that.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
We tried this. I recommend uh doggie style.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Don't you demand that I recommend doggie style.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I know I do, because you're not gonna worry about
the you know, baby elbow coming out and there's plenty
of room for the belly.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I was kind of worried.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I like, look at her like she's soup.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Like she's a fragile package now, and I don't want
her bumping into things. I want her to be so
like her on all four Wars with her stomach just
hanging like is that okay?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I did you see the picture of Sky. She was
the furthest thing from feeble, fragile character. I mean it
was like you were having sex with a silver back,
you know, right, O God,
Well, Thor has been in it. Man, you know, when
your wife is pregnant and you're having a little bit
of a hard time in being pregnant, not a lot
of sex going on. Not a lot of sex going on.
So we've heard this guy mentioned, you know, there'll be
somebody on TV or whatever and be like, oh, don't
you think she's hot? And I'm like, whoa, No, you don't,
(00:22):
like I don't I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
Like he saw Helen Mirran the other day, who's like eighty.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I've always thought that, you know what, I've always.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Thought that your your head is in a weird space
right now. But it looks like sex is on the way,
maybe coming pretty soon. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's podcast yet, completely uncensored and unfiltered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The show's after show starts now. So you know, it's
crazy because Haley was sort of the sexual creature in
the relationship. Yes, for he's sort of a sex you know,
he obviously is very sexual, but he would go through, uh,
(01:15):
you know times when he's like I'm good, I'm good
and I don't need it right now, which I always
found like kind of interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Jerk off that much.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So he doesn't it doesn't it? Sure? And so but
now you know your wife's been pregnant for a super
long time and she's not feeling it. So it's been
a minute since you've had any action.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, it's been a while, you know. Uh, she just
doesn't feel comfortable, doesn't look good, and she's all swollen
and tough stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I feel bad, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
But the titties, right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh god, those fucking bombs, dude. Also, you know what,
I don't want to get too deep on the titties
because we all.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Know they're huge. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, ass actually looks pretty good, she calls it. Yeah,
a lot of women talk about pregnancy. Ass I've never heard,
but like I squeezed now, it's like they're ship there. Yeah,
and like I the other day yesterday, Yeah, my wife
likes to listen to podcasts all the time, our podcast
mainly just and she has her phone down and she's
(02:16):
whenever I walk in, I hear something and it's usually
and then I'll go hey, and I asked her question.
She goes, you'll turn off her podcast, and I'm like,
I didn't, like, what do you want me to do?
You hear you heard it on I'm asking I'm asking
her a question. I don't know what it is, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Just but you just bounce in and you don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I don't, So I assume she's listening to a podcast.
And my wife also does this thing when she have
me or somebody on speaker without telling anybody.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
She just has us on speaking.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I'll be on speaker and I'll be like, yeah,
I'm fucking annoyed about this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Heyn't curse. You're on speaker at work?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Dude? Like, how am I supposed to know? I want speaker?
Like that's crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So yesterday words that are work at church. So so
apparently yesterday she's in the fridge and I think she's
listening to a podcast. So I grab her ass and
I go, I go, I go, holy ship, you never
had a fucking ass like this.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And she goes to stop and I go what And
she goes, my mom's on the phone, no where, why, Yeah,
what what the hell?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Dude? And I go and she's like mad at me,
and I go, how am I supposed to know that?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Like? How am I go?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I thought you were listening to a podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
If I walk.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
In the room and grab your ass.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Look, turn around and I was talking to her. I
walked in and I was asking.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Her something about one of the dogs. She responded, so,
and I don't know, Yeah, how do I know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It could have been worse. You could have been like
to shove it in or something like that. Dude, Yeah,
that your mother in law is like, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She's got an ass now, So that's great.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So you're feeling anything more on the ass? Yeah? Yeah,
but you know, I did see that picture she posted
on her Instagram. But whoa gave that thing alike with
that hat with the bucket hat?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, I trendy. Yeah, so sorry, sorry, let out.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Sorry, he hasn't had sex and you think he's been
irritable before, I mean, you know, no sex for whatever
seven months? Put a load through a wall, the ceiling. Yeah,
let's go straight up. Yeah, the ferocious velocity of one
of my loads is going to be nuts. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable.
(05:00):
It's gross. I pull out, which I won't need to.
But if I did, how far up am I getting?
How can you mean she's not gonna get pregnant? Wants
without doubt that's coming on her nose.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
If I want to see how far he could get.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Hit her in the face, easy, Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Sometimes I watch it when you're watching a porn you'll
see a giant load and you'll be like he had
to have taken some pill.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Sometimes I think it's fake.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, you could do.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well. It looks like you don't have much longer to wait.
Because Haley has suggested something.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
She wants to have sex well, sooner rather than later,
not because she's horny and feeling it, because she's miserable,
wants this baby out of her so she says she
can't take it anymore. So we need to start having
sex because she needs this baby out of It's old
wives tale, so I said, I said okay, and she goes.
(06:06):
So you better start googling positions for pregnant for pregnant women,
because I meansition you could.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Do it anyway is comfortable for you.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, I mean clearly you're not going to be on
top most likely. I mean, because that'd be weird.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
There's a big there's here's my issue with it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Though I have no problem with this, but I probably
only want to do on the side because if the
babies at the point now were like you're seeing it
like poke out, you're seeing things I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm not the guy that's gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm not gonna I'm not that guy. First of all,
I'm average and I'm a grower on a shower, So
put your fingers a little further.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Up there next time you do that.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Much.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Guy, I'm more concerned about we're having sex and I feel.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The baby move, like if you were wrapping around her
like cuddle style, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Or I'm on top of her or something. I don't
want to feel the baby hit my arm. That would
freak me the fuck out. That was just so fucking weird, dude,
to touch, to feel, to have something touching that's not
your dog touching your foot when you're having sex is weird.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, your dog touching your dog is weird.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It is weird and dog.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It doesn't bother me as much. That was fucking with
dog in the room for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's still that's not odd. That's not a good thing. Dude,
Get comfortable with that.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
We tried this. I recommend uh doggie style.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Don't you demand that I recommend doggie style.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I know I do, because you're not gonna worry about
the you know, baby elbow coming out and there's plenty
of room for the belly.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I was kind of worried.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I like, look at her like she's soup.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Like she's a fragile package now, and I don't want
her bumping into things. I want her to be so
like her on all four Wars with her stomach just
hanging like is that okay?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I did you see the picture of Sky. She was
the furthest thing from feeble, fragile character. I mean it
was like you were having sex with a silver back,
you know, right, O God,
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