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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Caples and welcome to today's online podcast
edition of The Dan Caplis Show. Please be sure to
give us a five star rating if you'd be so kind,
and to subscribe, download and listen to the show every
single day on your favorite podcast platform. So much data
pointing toward a Trump victory. You've been discussing that at length,
having a lot of fun in the process. As you know,

(00:22):
lefty heads are exploding all around us, as we're just
two weeks away right now, going to shift gears for
a second and then come back to the national race.
Want to talk about something very important locally. I know
it can be frustrating in Colorado because we're not a
swing state right now. We don't have presidential candidates here.
Some folks wondering does it even make sense to vote?
And please, please, please vote, because you have a chance

(00:46):
to help stop one of the worst things to ever
appear in any ballot anywhere in America, and that is
Amendments seventy nine, which would legalize in fantaside and do.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So much more.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
But healthy mom, healthy baby, nine months, ten seconds from delivery.
It would be in our constitution that you could kill
that child, right there and by the way, taxpayers have
to pay for it, and no more parntal notifications. So
I want to welcome back to the show, doctor Catherine Wheeler.
And doctor Wheeler has joined us before. She's incredibly impressive
in so many different ways, but she can add value

(01:20):
to you on this from a medical standpoint. Doctor, welcome
back to the Dan Kapli show.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Thank you, Dan, it's great to be with you again.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, thank you, and I want to focus on a
couple of things in particular today doctor, But for those
who weren't with us last time, I want to mention
and I think it's so courageous on your part to
be willing to talk about this that you used to
do abortions, so you know of what you speak and
so I'd like to come out of the gate and
ask you, from your medical standpoint to describe what it

(01:49):
is that the abortion industry is asking Colorado to put
in its constitution. What this procedure, this healthy mom, healthy baby,
nine months or late term, what this procedure actually involves.
And just a quick warning, if I make doctor to
our audience, this is going to be graphics. So if

(02:12):
it's kids in the car or if it's you or
anybody else, I'd understand because what they're asking you to
put in the Constitution is so horrific that we have
to issue a warning before we tell the truth about it.
So with that said, doctor, please just tell people the truth.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that because I've had people
tell me when I explain it. If people knew what
this was, they wouldn't be for it, right, So I
appreciate the opportunity. And it really depends on how big
the baby is. I mean, that makes sense, right, You've
got a little, tiny baby the size of a lime,
or you have a full time, a full size baby
that's ready to be delivered. So in the first trimesters

(02:48):
it's suction. I'll move on to the second trimester, which
is the one that I unfortunately did, where you dilate
the cervix. The cervix is meant to keep the baby
in until deliver, so it's tightly closed. In normal pregnancy,
that usually involves putting little dilators in the day before
it's actually sterilized seaweed called laminaria gradually expands the next

(03:11):
day they come in. I did them under generally an
esthesia because they hurt, so my patients had generally anesthesia.
I dilated the cervix with metal dilators, and then you
have to get the baby out. So we're now talking
over thirteen weeks. The baby's head is too big to
come out of the cervix. Unfortunately, the babies alive. They
told us at the time, the babies don't feel pain.

(03:32):
We know now babies feel pain. That's why there's feed
al anesthesia. As early as twelve weeks. They can feel pain.
But literally you put in a clamping instrument and you
crush the baby's head to get it out, and then
you take the baby apart in pieces and then use
a little what's called a curette. It looks like a

(03:53):
little metal loop. After you suction out the blasena to
feel and try to be sure you haven't left anything in.
Done in the third trimester, as the baby's over twenty
four weeks approximately, so the later ones, you know you've
now got a really big baby that has strong bone
and strong cartilage. You can't get the baby out the

(04:13):
same way, and so you end up inducing labor, which
is a multi day cervical dilation process similar to what
I described. And then a literal induction of labor, but
half of those babies would be born alive, and the
purpose of an abortion is to not have a live burst.
That's how the CDC's describes that, which you and I

(04:36):
both know means the baby has to be dead, and
so they do what's called feet aside first, and I
know doctor Peril explain that, but the most common drug
is a heart drug given in a huge overdose, either
injected into the fluid that then the baby has to absorb,
which is a slow, just horribly terrific painful process, or

(04:59):
they injected into the baby's body or heart, which then
takes minutes to hours, but the babies literally thrash around.
They warn the moms to expect unusually strong movement of
the baby, and then the horribly sad thing is then
the baby quits moving, and then you've got to get
the baby out, and so it's an induction. Warren Hearn

(05:20):
says that he removes the baby with instruments once she's dilated,
which is also dangerous to put things like forceps into
a woman's uterus to get a baby out. So they're
all complicated procedures. After you're out of the first trimester,
and they're dangerous for women, and they're done in unregulated clinics,
unlicensed clinics, unlike any other healthcare. So one of my

(05:43):
big concerns is I'm, of course concerned about the baby,
but I'm also really concerned about my other patient, a
woman whom I dearly love. So those are my big
concerns about the abortion. It's a horrific process. The women
suffer through it. They then once they're committed, unfortunately it's

(06:04):
too late. I mean, it just breaks my heart for
them too.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Doctor Catherine Wheeler, our guest. She has performed abortions, as
you heard her describe. But I think the starting point
for people listening has to be that this is sad,
it's barbaric. We can't be this way as a people,
and we sure as hell can't have it in our constitution.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah. Well, and then once the course is in the constitution,
as we start seeing problems, because problems are going to
come up in an unregulated industry. So the medical fields
learned a lot from the airline industry. You're younger than me,
but I remember a lot of airline crashes when I
was growing up, and you just don't hear about them anymore.

(06:50):
And that's because they took a very serious approach to
quality improvement and safety, and the medical profession back in
the nineteen nineties learned from them. There was a big
report called to Aerish Human and so there was all
this movement towards safety, and so there's a lot of oversight.
Thank goodness, all of us want oversight. We all want

(07:11):
to be protected from medical error in complications. And I
just wonder from the abortion industry, why don't they want
that for women?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh, they don't care about women, right, I mean, listen,
if this whole thing's anti woman from the jump, I mean,
you know better than I that at least half of
these killings are a female.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
So what are we talking?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Are we talking five six hundred thousand females a year
being killed by abortion? They obviously don't care about the
mother's health. Because your point, doctor, and please expand on it,
because you actually practice in the profession, is that Amendments
seventy nine is going to make it even harder than
it is now to have these basic safety regulations in

(07:55):
place for the mother.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
That's exactly right. And you know, again all of their
healthcare has it the same procedure, and an ambulatory surgical
center would have credential doctors. You have to show that
you've done these procedures. You actually have medical committees that
overlook your care. Every complication is evaluated by an entire committee,

(08:18):
because we all know we are even more careful when
we know somebody's looking over our shoulder and they're inspected
on a regular basis. But none of that happens in
the abortion clinics, birthing centers. The same thing they outline
birthing centers, the free standing ones, they don't do complicated
or pre term birth because they're risky. They all go

(08:40):
to the hospital and they're all regulated and licensed. And again,
these late abortions are inductions of delivery after the baby
is killed through feet aside. So it just doesn't make
sense why we wouldn't offer the same care for women
who are choosing abortion. Whether abortions right or not is

(09:01):
a whole other issue, and what happens to the babies
is another issue. But today we're talking about the mom well, and.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I'm so grateful that you've come on the show as
somebody who has done abortions and you've described the medical
reality of this killing process, and hopefully that will allow
people listening, whether they agree with my position an abortion
or somebody else's, to know the facts, to be able
to go out and convince the people they can persuade

(09:31):
that this cannot it must not be in our constitution.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
We are better than this.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
But doctor, I'd like to get you back a bunch
before election day and after election day, because obviously this
battle to save innocent life continues after election day. But
grateful for your time today.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Thank you so much for asking me. And I'd be
happy to be on anytime.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Thank you, Thank you, doctor. You take care. That's a
true hero, doctor Catherine Wheeler, true hero. And I've always said,
you know the and I've been very fortunate to be
exposed to the pro life movement since Roe and I
was a little boy. But I can still picture my
mother and she's as I picture.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
And this is a lot of years ago, right, so
who knows if.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
This memory is correct, But basement of Holy Cross Hospital
at sixty seventh and Kedzie in Chicago, and it was
one soon after Roe, as I remember, and it was
my mom representative Henry Hyde, trying to organize the first
group of people to push back against Roe, So don't

(10:33):
quote me on the exact timing, but I just I
can picture my mom and Henry Hyde in the basement,
and at most there were one or two other people
who showed up, and then the movement just sort of
grew from there. And obviously there were lots of people
doing this all over the country. But I've always said
that to me, the biggest heroes of the pro life

(10:54):
movement are the women who've had abortions and have now
come to be pro life advocates. Just think about all
the courage that takes, and then the doctors who performed
abortions like our last guest, and then come to be
pro life advocates. Look at Pro Life Colorado. You can
find out how to help fight this. You're on the
Dan Capla Show.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
And now back to the Dan Taplass Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I just saw a pole that we're actually leading with hispanics.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Has never happened before.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I don't know, but I don't know, but it's going
to be close.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I mean, she's sleeping right now.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
She couldn't go on the trail.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
You know, you think when you have fourteen days left,
you wouldn't be sleeping. She's not doing anything today, I
should take one of that. I've We've gone fifty two
days in a row and I'm going fourteen more days,
and we're going to have a big victory party, hopefully,
and we're going to turn our country around. We're going
to make it great again. As I say, We're going
to make America great again.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh glad you're here. And I think this is going
to be one of the most fun stretches of your life.
If like me, you really want Trump to win. You
wanted to win for all the right reasons, And it's
going to be an amazing couple of weeks because we're
watching the Left exposed before our eyes, right, and so
need Trump to win for all those reasons, but also
need a lot of good people in America who don't

(12:12):
understand it's not your parents' Democratic Party anymore. It's not
even the Democratic Party you had ten years ago. Left
needs to keep exposing itself and they are in so
many ways here now. Some of the funnier ways, right,
is Jake Tapper so desperate to stop Trump he thinks
that Trump telling a story about Arnold Palmer in the
shower is it's going to bring down Trump.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Stories about Arnold Palmer's penis and spoke about the size
of a.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Pro golfer's penis.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Isn't talking about Arnold Palmer's penis in front of Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Voters, Mike Chank, you seem to like that line a lot.
Let me tell you that Donald Trump.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Around the country just say something I don't want to
be talking about. Donald Trump is out there saying it.
It is what you continue to Let's talk about well,
because you will, we won't address it. He is out
there talking about I'll address it. Let me, okay, atter it, Okay,
don't say it again.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
You know what Mike Johnson was thinking as Jake asked
him that question, He was thinking, I wish it was
a week ago and I was in that interview with
that nice guy Dan Kapliss.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's what he was thinking.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I think because I guarantee you I didn't ask him
a thing about Arnold Palmer's anatomy. But the fact that
Jake Tapper would think, oh, no, no, that this is
somehow going to bring Trump down just truly shows'mron smart
people saying moronic things, but also losing their minds in
front of her eyes because they can see what's unfolding.
Nothing's guaranteed, right, but from everything we can see and

(13:46):
everything I think I've been able to see for a
long time. Yeah, No, Trump is going to win. I
just hope that he wins in such a large way
that it's the start of unifying the country, unifying the
country around own success. I'm not talking about the silver bullet,
magic fix or anything else. This is going to be
an incremental process of unifying the country. And the bigger

(14:08):
the win, the more unity. David and Centennial. You're on
the Dan Kaplis Show. Welcome, Hey, Dan, live in the dream?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
My friend?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Hey, yeah, Dan, Who do you think knows Trump better?
You or Mike Pence?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Probably me?

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Well? Is Socrates is dead? My friend? I'm you know,
just make your point.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
As do you know uh Trump better than Mark Milly?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh, you're talking about the general who surrendered Afghanistan and
got our people killed and left behind enemy lines and
gave up billions of dollars in equipment.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
That guy.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
That's a yes or no question, Dan, Well.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
That mine to use a yes or no? Is that
the general you're talking about?

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, I'm telling you, I give give him his story
given his failures. I'm just being honest with you. I
have consummate respect for the men and women who serve
by virtue of the fact they served. I have no
faith in that guy, just based on his performance.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
And how about Rex Tellerson. How about half the cabinet
members he had in four years don't support him?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Okay? How about the ones who do?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Folks?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, how about the ones who do? What about those
guys and guests? Well, just issued a letter with several
hundred who do like No, No, I wasn't talking about
cabinet members.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Cabinet members, Okay, okay, yeah, Well boy, it's impossible to
keep up with you, David because of whatever, yes it is,
whatever level of anger now is causing you to be
irrational and not want.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
To answer questions.

Speaker 8 (15:52):
Answering the question.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh no, I'm answering. I'm answering directly, David. So tell
me tell me this, my friend. How do you think
I'm not your therapist. I'm not your therapist. You're not
going to get screen therapy here him, David.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Tell me this.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, why do you think why do you think America
is going to be safer with Kamala Harris's commander in
chief in view of the last four years, and she's
not critical of anything Biden did versus Trump.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Remember when Trump was president.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
What I care a lot more about David than what
Mark Milly says or some cabinet member, especially those who
got fired. What I care a lot more about is
what I experienced, and what I experienced as a nation
was was predominantly peace and prosperity. I saw solomony taken out.
I saw the enemies afraid to pull the murderous stuff
they've pulled since Harris Biden took off. As you heard

(16:43):
Harris say that, oh no, she wouldn't do one thing
differently from the pull out to Afghanistan to anything we've
seen in Ukraine, et cetera. So, David, what I saw
was I saw Putin didn't go into Ukraine when Trump
was president. He went into Ukraine when Obama was, He
went in when Biden and Hair were on the job.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
He didn't when Trump did. So I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Not what anybody in the belt Way has to say
about Trump, whether they worked from or not. I'm talking
about what I saw with my own eyes as he
was president. So tell me why Kamala Harris would be
a better commander in chief than Trump.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
So you cannot.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
So you're a one trick pony man. Come on, step up,
step up, be an adult. We're talking about a decision
here on who the commander in chief is. So you
called this show with one little line of attack. You
tell us what you stand for. You tell us what
you stand for. No, you answer my question first, I
answered Jeers. I'm going to put him on pause. If

(17:39):
he wants to run away like a little chicken, he can.
So you tell me, my friend, what makes you believe
that Kamala Harris will be a better commander in chief
than Donald Trump?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
And you know what, you get five full minutes to.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Think about it. I'll give you five days to think
about it. You won't be able to come up with
the darn thing. So when we come back, David, instead
of all the little snark snark inside the belt stuff,
you tell me what have you seen with your own
eyes that tells you Kamala Harris would be a better
commander in chief than Donald Trump? Can't wait to come
back at five point thirty five with David from Centennial

(18:11):
on the Dan Capla Show.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
You're listening to the Dan Caplis Show podcast.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
She is a.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
Character almost out of the movies, that of a man
for all seasons. I've never seen a more heroic figure
than Liz Cheney. She lost her her state probably forever,
she lost her party, she lost her leadership in the
Republican House. She could have been on her way to speaker.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was very probable.

Speaker 9 (18:40):
She gave it all way in the interest of truth.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's what she stood for.

Speaker 9 (18:45):
It's amazing to me how few people have gotten behind her.
But now one person that's got behind her is Kamala Harris.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
And why do you think that is?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
We've got to spend a minute on this list Chenny thing,
because this is all under the umbrella right of the
left losing their minds, as it's not two weeks away, right,
and all lights are flashing green, and nothing's guaranteed, but
it sure looks like Donald Trump's going to win, and
so we're going to be treated to at least a
couple of weeks, and if Trump does win, far beyond

(19:15):
that of the left just melting down in front of us. Now,
there's another category, right, We've talked about it on the
show before, of people who just go insane, And sometimes
they start out on the right, like Liz Cheney, but
then they get in a personal beef with Trump, and
then all of a sudden, right and wrong doesn't matter anymore.
Even the lives of a million innocent children a year

(19:38):
don't matter anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
They've got to get back out Trump.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
So Liz Cheney goes out and sits on a stage
with Kamala Harris and tries to help Harris get votes
from pro life people.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I mean, think about that.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
You're talking about a person here for years got elected
saying they were pro life, and a person who must
know right because any thinking on his person. No, it's
just science, it's not religion or anything else. That's a
baby you're killing. And so Liz Cheney is willing to
sacrifice all those innocent human lives for years to come
so she can get back at Donald Trump. That's what

(20:13):
I'm talking about. Just sheer madness before our eyes. But
the beauty of it is Harris thinks this is going
to help her. Really, Liz Cheney's going to help her.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
And this is.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Where again that the elitist to run the Democratic Party,
and Kamala Harris is a consummate elitist, they so look
down on people of faith, they so look down on
pro life people that they really think. Okay, so your
vote right now is going to be based on the
life issue, and it's going to be based on the

(20:48):
life issue because that's the most important thing for you,
is saving these innocent lives. But if Liz Cheney tells
you it's okay to vote for somebody who's just sloply
devoted to abortion till the moment of delivery, okay, then yeah,
all of a sudden that life doesn't matter. That that's

(21:10):
how little they think of pro lifers, that all of
a sudden they're going to abandon their commitment to these
innocent lives because Liz Cheney says it's okay. Please, Kamala,
keep doing this. Take Liz Cheney everywhere with you, handcuffer
to you. Never let her be apart from you, because
all you're doing is helping Trump win.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Eight five for zero five A two five five.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
And Ryan, I read atle piece today that suggests that
in your old home state of Michigan, Liz Cheney is
going to be particularly damaging to Kamala Harris, right, because
you have an awful lot of Muslim voters in Michigan.
You've got an awful lot of people, according to the
piece I read, who are very unhappy with Dick Cheney

(21:55):
and now Kamala Harris's big claim to fame is Liz Cheney.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
The American Pack and the Air American News DAN, both
of which are headquartered in Metro Detroit in Michigan, have
both refused to endorse in this campaign.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
It is galling.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
There are gonna be, I think, big gaps in those
numbers in terms of.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Support for Harris.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
And there are even some that are saying, look, we
are so disenfranchised and disillusioned with Kamala Harris, we will
support Trump just to defeat her. And I think that
that margin is going to be what helps nudge Trump
to victory, along with the Teamsters not endorsing, and just
the union workers in general and Macomb County and elsewhere
that are flocking to Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
And if he can get Michigan. Listen, I'm not sitting
here today as I do my math. I'm sure everybody
listening who cares about this does their math. I'm not
sitting here today assuming he's gonna win Michigan. But if
he can get Michigan. Oh, my lord, I.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
Think there's a better chance that Trump wins Michigan than
he doesn't. And that's better than I felt in twenty twenty,
and it's better than I felt in twenty sixteen. Quite frankly,
I was shocked, Dan I voted in Michigan in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
When he won Michigan, I was stunned. No Republican had won.

Speaker 10 (23:03):
Michigan as a presidential candidate since George Herbert Walker Bush
in nineteen eighty eight. And I feel as good as
I felt about a Republican winning that state now, and
I think it's better than a coin flip chance that
he wins Michigan.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Boy, that would be so huge.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
And again, my hope is that there's a big enough
victory that it starts the unity process. Obviously, you're always
going to have the craze, the the wacos, that the
hardcore is this and that. But the bigger the victory,
the better for America going forward. Of Course, nothing's guaranteed
at this point, but you've gotten awful lot of green
lights out there. Eight five five four zero five A

(23:39):
two five five the number and so much fun sound.
This is a new Trump spot.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Now.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Hey, you'd need to see the video, right, but you
can picture it. You can picture Hillary on one side,
Kamala on the other side of the split screen. Take
my word for it. They look virtually identical in their
very angry mannerisms as they say this second tired of
the negative, dar a Vis, dangerous.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
And behind people.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
He's a for Donald.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Trump for us to say, no, we are not going backwards.
We're going Yeah, that's what America wants.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Why would you do that to us? Then that's what
America wants? Right there?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Do you hate your listener? That's what America want, Kelly.
I want to know where the joy went. All I
know is I see a guy on Sunday who looks
as happy as a kid could be, hanging out the
drive through window at McDonald's. He's got his apron on
his red tie. He's having a blast. That seems like
authentic joy to me. And Kamala harrisid she doesn't seem

(24:48):
real joyful no more. Yeah, no, no, And is she
really doing that much? I mean, I know today off,
I know Obama did well. That makes sense, it's right
because there are two.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Full weeks left.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
But I know Obama did this full arena thing and
everything else, and she never appears with Obama, right. I
think they're trying to avoid like the comparison.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
I think it's exactly what you said before, Dan, that yeah,
she's totally diminished on a stage with Barack Obama.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
She looks like the junior varsity team take in the field.
And that's that's being generous to her, my friend.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
But you know who else helped out our good friend
President Trump today?

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Oh, you know, just think about who you know in
America and you don't have to have like him dinnerless
with him last night. Who do you know who most
wants Trump to win? Besides maybe Trump? Elon Musk, even
more than his own family members wants Trump to win
Elon Musk.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Those are all good guesses. What was yours? Kelly? I
said Elon Musk too, that that's a pretty good. Oh
did you see Waltz today?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
He wants no Tim Walls called Elon Musk a dip stick,
but he didn't use stick. He used the S word.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh, come on, i'd be really can's projection. Yeah, it's
just it's just perfect.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
So, on the one hand, you got the guy who
built rockets, that can land themselves like back on the
launch pad. In the other hand, the guy who put
tampons in boys bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah right, So who's this mystery person? Joe Biden?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh yeah, don't you think that's a premise thing, Joe Biden?
Other than Donald Trump himself, nobody on this planet wants
Trump to win more than Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Starting to believe you more and more on that it's.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Not subtle, right, But today was the Today was the
least subtle of all because you know how, yeah, we
had Biden put the Trump pad on and that you
think that's not subtle. Today Biden comes out and says,
we've got to lock him up, gonna lock him up.
Not you gotta lock him up, We've got to lock

(26:50):
Trump up. How is that going to do anything other
than backfire?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And Harris the reason she's not out there.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
When is the last time many of us have heard
Harrison or Camp talking about one hundred and eighty felony convictions,
all this and that convicted felon. You're not hearing that
from them because they know it's backfired balloon, it's backfired.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
So what does Biden do?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
He comes right up front, comes right up front and says, no,
we got to lock him up. The American people, even
a bunch of people who don't like Trump, they don't
like a banana republic more they don't want to leave
their kids a banana republic. So once again Biden helping
Trump eight five five for zero five eight two five five.
They number come back to one more round of great

(27:34):
text that will hulhog go after our Texters. They are
in fuego today, got to play one more round of
Jake Tapper obsessed with male member size.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You're on the Dan Kapla Show.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
And now back to the Dan Kaplas Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Nothing more fun than the left us.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Think this has any impact up and obviously not on
his base. They love him, they think he's entertaining, they
love how he talks like a real guy, etc.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Etc.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Well, let's just take the Arnold Palmer anecdote that he
told yesterday about I'll just say seeing Arnold Palmer and
people seeing Arnold Palmer naked in the shower and being impressed. Now,
I've never heard anything like that. I'm not offended, I
don't care, but I do wonder how many voters does
that get you? Of the people that are in this undecided.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Pool, Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But Jake Tapper this weird obsession thinking that somehow showergate
is going to take down Trump in the last fourteen days,
He's posing that question to a female to a female
on set. It's just creepy and bizarre.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
But this is going to be a blast.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
Dan.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I don't think Trump ever actually referenced Arnold's member, but
that that is very, very true in Trump's defense, Ryan,
what do you think of this text?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Is there any sort of scientific slash biological connection between
the size of your manhood and golfing skill? Is that
why I hate golfing so much? Well, let me let
me share this study from the University of Real Life,
a recent study.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Ryan, I'm sixty seven years old. Incredible.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Last weekend I reached every part five and two and
I drove a part four. So that's my best answer
to that question, is.

Speaker 10 (29:21):
That, like when Trump talked about the size of his hands,
all I'm saying is look.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
At little Marco's hands, okay, and then look at nine.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Text or Dan, just now watching an Obama rally for
Harris who pulls a bigger crowd Obama or Harris. I'm
guessing Obama by a long shot, that would be true.
I'll tell you what though, having covered in when was
it eight, you know, having covered a number of Obama rallies,
and there was great intensity and all that. You know,
whether it was the one at du or then down

(29:51):
at the stadium whatever, let me tell you that stadium
story before I forget. I'll get to that in a second.
But I have never seen to this day, I have
never seen the intensity at a rally that I saw
in Colorado Springs at the airport two or three days
after the GOP convention, when McCain Palin came to the Springs.

(30:11):
I had the privilege of em seeing that rally and
I have never seen anything like that. That intensity was
off the chain. But yeah, no, obviously Obama. That's why
Harris doesn't appear with him, and didn't. I mean, Obama's
out there today and listen, he wants her to lose, right,
He made that clear when he went out and he
lectured black men on not supporting Harris because you're sexist, right.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
He wants her to lose.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
And he knew that he was poisoned after he said that,
so he can now go up here at these other
rallies and that's still the talk of the town. So
he wants her to lose. Every smart Democrat wants her
to lose. They want to get her out of the way.
They know she'll be a disaster, she'll get him wiped
out in twenty six and twenty eight, and they want
her out of there. But yeah, he goes out there

(31:00):
today and to his credit, he's working pretty hard.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
He fills an arena. Where was she? Didn't she do
like a fake town hall with Liz Cheney?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
And yeah, I mean they wouldn't allow any questions, any
real unplanted questions. But everybody knows all that Dan Women's
orders for iced tea and lemonade are going through the roof.
For those not familiar that that is an Arnold Palmer right,
I've never had one. But anyway, Yeah, my story about
the convention. So I'm out there and Craig and I

(31:29):
were doing the show from Mile High and it's it's
Obama's acceptance speech in eight and I was down.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I went through security.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I'm down on the cell as we're about to go
up to one of the suites where we're going to
broadcast from and I was talking to somebody, somebody on
the broadcast team or whatever, and I said, man, I
am I am amazed by the lack of security here.
I said, anybody could walk through here with some kind
of significant weapon, get up into these suites and really

(32:00):
cast something awful. And they said, yeah, man, I can't
believe that. So anyway, we're sitting up there, sitting up
in the suite, getting ready for the broadcast, and all
of a sudden, these these two federal agents of some
kind come in and stand at the back of the
broadcast booth. So my guess, Ryan is they must have

(32:20):
been what do you think, And I don't know what's
legal in that setting or not, but somehow they must
have somehow overheard that conversation and wanted to make sure
we were safe. I mean that, Yeah, it was wild
because obviously my concern was for the safety of Obama
and everybody out there. That the security that day at

(32:42):
that stadium, in my opinion, was not what it should
have been, but just kind of a wild experience.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Eight five to five or is there a five? A
two five five the number.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Fortunately, that was a complete, completely peaceful event.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Everything came off.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Well, there, my brother, as we head into these last
two weeks, what do you think is coming down the pike?
I mean, we saw today and we covered it at length,
the latest lie from the left, which is just going
to backfire on them, do you see, because listen and
anything at this point, if Left truly had anything real,

(33:16):
they wouldn't have waited until now. They wouldn't have waited
until now. They would have launched it much earlier because
how many people have voted already. So what do you
think we'll see in these last two weeks? What do
you think the surprise, if any, is going to be
in these last two weeks?

Speaker 10 (33:33):
Can't even imagine that there would be other than Kamala
might try another Hail Mary interview with an unlikely source
that like Joe Rogan. Now we had that announcement Donald
Trump will appear with Friday this Friday.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Isn't that going to be?

Speaker 10 (33:45):
I think she might return serve on that and it
would be an epic failure and disaster of monumental proportions.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, boy, that would be, wouldn't it if if Rogan
did what he should? Andy, in terms of the question,
has been so smart about all of this. I think
we can't know what the headline from the next two
weeks is going to be because we've never seen anything
like this before. The way the left is going to
melt down over these next two weeks is it becomes

(34:13):
more and more apparent, though not guaranteed till it's done,
more and more apparent that Donald Trump is going to win.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
It's going to be.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
A remarkable fun thing to behold. But some kind of
headline is going to come out of that because they're
not used to losing, and they're certainly certainly not ready
to lose to Trump again. But that's what's headed their way.
So we'll live through it together, enjoy every minute of it.
Work hard to defeat in Citia seventy nine. Thank you Ryan,
Thank you Kelly. Join us tomorrow,
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