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Speaker 1 (00:00):
First time I had Jamie Listo in studio, I'm like,
this guy's funny see them on TV. And we kind
of become friends and said hang a little bit, went
to a hockey game and so on. And then I
went to New York and actually saw you do the
gut Faeled Show, which was pretty cool to see that
actually actually happening. And Jamie is playing at Comedy Works
South at the Landmark tonight at very civilized times, I
(00:20):
should say, six thirty and eight thirty pm tonight and
five thirty and eight pm on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Dude, it's a better life, right, It's a it's a
better life. This idea to do earlier shows came from
It was Naples, Florida. Old people, because of old people,
so many old people. Yeah, and it's the best thing ever. Man.
They do they we'd had a four pm show. Really,
we had a midnight show at seven. It doesn't even
it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Did you sell out the four pm show? We sold
out the four pm show? Wow, the sun was out.
It was amazing.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Do people still enjoy themselves and maybe have a couple
of drinks?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
My crowd is more of a social We have very
few people that are like completely blacked out, which is
also a wonderful thing about the earlier times. Yeah, you
kind of come out, you have a few drinks, you
can still understand what's happening up there. And then they
go out later and get hammered, or then maybe there's
a late show at the club and it's one of
those TikTok a holes.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
But I don't have to be there, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh that's let me throw one or two listener questions
at you. She got some listener questions coming in. Le
let's see, Hi, Jamie, I'm a nightly Gutfeld watch. I
always love it when you're on the show. Tell me
a little bit about what Cat is really like. Oh,
that's a that's a great question. Cat is awesome. We
text every day being Cat Kat.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
If anybody missed it, had the day she was having
her baby, she found out she had cancer in the
way when they were and she's been people always ask
me like how she doing. Yeah, just was texting with her.
She's completely cancer free, super excited. And if you know
Kat and your watcher of Gutfeld, you know that happened
six months ago. She's already written seven books about it,
so she'll be promoting on the air.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
But she's a great She's a great girl.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, and I love her libertarian this, which which you
know she sticks to.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She sticks her beliefs.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Does she still have a French bulldog?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
She?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Greg has a French bulldog?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Cat?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
You have? Cat has a cat?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Really?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Cat has a cat's jeeves. I believe it's called Jeeves.
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
So I'm trying to remember because you and I talk
in between when you're here in.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
The studio, so I sort of maybe missed some things.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
But I'm thinking last time you were here was maybe
just before you got married. I think, I think so,
I think you were gonna go get married just after that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
So are you still Are you still married? I'm still married?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
How is it? Let me just check my phone. Yep,
and it's feeling really good.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You want to hear an incredibly embarrassing story for my
wedding day, a unever centur or we were We got
married in Vegas. Bergmann was there and we Bergman was
my opening act this weekend, Welcome to Koe Studio.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He was the wedding and we go.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You know, Vegas is like Denver, where weed is legal
and we're not like huge weat people, But I go,
we should try. Would it be fun, Erica, this is
our wedding day, we just got married. I would it
be fun to get like some edibles at this dispensary.
She goes, all, I'd be fun. So I went in
and I go to the guy. I go, hey, I go,
could you just like the mildest thing you guys have?
And I go, we are not weed smoker people. And
then I goes, yeah, I gathered that from your use
of the term we'ed smoker people.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And so he gives us these things.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I don't know if he if we're just lightweights
or he didn't listen, but we're like late we take
these little edibles.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
We were feeling it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And we're laying in bed on our wedding night and
Eric Leane's over and she goes, hey, Jamie, I got
some bad news. And I go what, And she goes,
I think that I'm too high to have sex, right
to which I responded ross I said, I used some
even worse news, and she goes what and I go,
we just had sex. We just I'm not saying I'm
like the best at it, but oftentimes they remember for
(03:46):
at least a few minutes. Sometimes you have to write jokes.
Sometimes your wife just gives you one for free, free joke.
That is one of the great stories of all time.
As I was in so I couldn't wait to do.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It on stage.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
They didn't actually give you the lowest dose?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Or was he like, eh, let's get that's the question.
It said it was five milligrams. Okay, but that then
that's supposed to already even know if.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's a little or a lot. I had no idea
it fell. Do you know is that a lot? That's
a lot for me?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, yeah, it was that. You know, there's different strains.
It was a strain that made people forget something awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Matt.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I want to I want to bring you into this
real quick because I think you and Ross should very
much chat. Because as soon as I searched your name
Matt Bergman, comedian, the first thing that comes up is
maybe Jewish so funny.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I was terrified by the way. I didn't know where
that was gonna go. Yeah, it makes the worse things.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Remember, remember on the tribe, not member of the tribe.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
We don't know, we actually don't don't know. Yeah, do
you know?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm one hundred. I mean my twenty three and
me came back ninety nine point nine PERCENTAZI and I
wasn't surprised.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I have a buddy back in Buffalo's Jewish.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Every time I see him, he tells me about the
twenty He's like, do it twenty three and me.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm like, I'm not gonna do. I'm gonna pay for that.
He's like, there's your answer.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I go, okay, that's I don't like that as a
maybe member of the tribe, and I think it's come
from the home team, So I'm not sure how to
feel about that.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Mel is a member of the tribes. Jamie probably not.
I am not.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We should sometime when I'm here, I should bring Boerbon.
We should do it twenty three and me on the air,
and we should have you here. We should completely your joke.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh that we should do that next time. You're right
so here.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
What you do is you you spit in the tube.
At some point you get the results, but don't open them.
Come here and we'll open it on the air.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Wouldn't that be great to ruin your only joke about
this topic. That would be really something.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Jamie is Jamie Lisso is playing to night Matt Bergman
opening coming in from Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You're living in Buffalo now or you're from Buffalo ridging
from Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, d Yeah, you told me you live on the
on the south Side. So tonight at six pm and
eight thirty pm. Tomorrow night, five thirty pm and eight pm.
It comedy works out that the Landmark got about ninety
seconds left, Jamie. So let's see if you can find
a way, and I know you can. I have deep
faith in you to make fun of the fact that
(06:16):
your lovely bride can barely get out of bed because
her back hurts so much.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
That's true. Maybe she had section she forgot, maybe that's
what happened.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, it is so good that her back hurts. What's
funny too, because she's a she's a doctor.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What's funny is when when you want to have like sympathy, right,
like somebody goes on my back hurts, you normally.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Would say, hey, you should take this or do.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
This, but she's the doctor person, and so I just
go you you figured it out, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Like he went to school for this right back is
the worst, man, I feel like you.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
A way to tell you're getting older is when somebody
goes like like, like, you go, how did you hurt yourself?
When you're young, it's always a story like, oh, how
did you hurt yourself?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I was on the skateboard ramp. I was doing this trick.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You know if I slept with two girls, and then
when you get older, you don't have a story.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's how you know you're getting.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Older, because you had your heart your back and she goes,
I think I was just living my life, you know,
I try. I think she heard it by hitting snooze
on the alarm. This is not even a joke, Like
that's not old. She's not old at all. No, yeah,
but she uh it's socks man. Back back kind of
affects everything.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
It's the worst.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'll give you the name on my back doctor, but
make sure she knows that we tried to make fun
of of her.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I will another way getting older because if you have
a doctor for every part of your body, you know
that when you're young, you have one doctor doctor. I
remember I went to my primary care physician once when
we started this transition, having for me, and I go, yeah,
my back's hurting. And he goes, oh, I got a
back guy, amazing. I said yeah, and he goes, what
else is wrong on my foot?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Her?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
He goes, oh, I got a foot guy?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And I okay, it's trying, And I go, can I
ask you a question?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He goes ye, to go what do you do? What
am I doing here? Yeah? Just sending me to other doctors. Doctor.
I think I could be a doctor.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
In fact, I just got a text.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Like three minutes ago, can you please tell me the
name of your voice doctor? Because I had a doctor
who did try my doctor cards.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
I have a voice doctor. Yeah, it's all. It's all true.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But with your wife, what's interesting is her specialty is.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
The one thing that definitely doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Apply to you. That's correct, that's correct. She specialized in success.
I'm just gonna yeah, she's a she's a female. I
wish I think I like that better ross as a man,
who you know, I have tendencies towards jealousy.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I don't I don't need a urologist, you know, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You're looking around like, oh I could have had that one,
you know, you know, like, what do you get an iPhone.
You see a nicer one, a bigger one. You know,
I don't even know that came in black, and you
just yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I prefer this.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Tonight and Comedy Works out at the Landmark six pm
and eight thirty pm tomorrow five thirty and eight.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I haven't checked which which shows.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Her sold out clock is sold out, which must mean
Denver residents prefer the later shows.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The other ones probably will to Comedy Works dot Com
for your tickets. You'll laugh your head or some other
part of your body off, and then when you do,
maybe maybe Jamie's wife will help you fix it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Thanks so much for coming in. Really good to see you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Again, really good to see you. Good to be all right.
Break the leg, We'll be right back on cha.