Blazor gets pedicures

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, thank you for listening The Mark Blazer Show
with Chuck Douglas, Zach Attack keeping us on the rails.
And uh, I do appreciate that. You know I'm at
the store over the weekend. Well, a couple of things
with regard to my weekend. This is second time, and
I'm gonna admit this. Please don't try to don't send

(00:20):
me something saying I have to hand over the man
card or whatever. Is it bad that I like pedicures?
Is it bad?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, I'm bad. Then I guess I got one over
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
My gosh, is this the first time?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
No? No, no, no, I didn't get my nails. Yes
you did, dude, I'll take much.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I draw the line somewhere. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
He actually has his barefoot up on the car.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I did not get my nails painted it.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's a clear coat, isn't it. There's no code. Okay,
just check it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'm so glad I stayed in here. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, let me.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Tell you, man, I got some of the best feet
in the business, I promise you.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
With the with the infection stuff that I've been dealing
with and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, you know,
I have podiatrist was involved, and just having a podiatrist
to cut my toe nails. I hate I hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm like, I'm I'm meticulous. Ask my wife, I'm meticulous
about my feet. I really am. I I don't at
any point I could have, I could take my shoe
off and it won't look like eagle talons along with
dirt under my tone. You know, I am a guy.
I constantly am working on my feet, and I do

(01:39):
that on purpose because I just feel like it's something
that maybe not enough guys do and they have the
worst looking feet. Yeah, and it's just disgusting. It's like
they take their shoe off forget about if they're all
stinky or whatever. It's just a grunt. Like I feel
like throwing up half the time when I'm I'll be
at a or something and I'm in the locker room,

(02:01):
I'm like, dude, I'm thinking in my mind, why wouldn't
you take care of yourself a little better than that.
I'm just saying. I mean, so you know, we're we're
leaving for the beach on Saturday, and you know I
kind of suggested it to my wife. You should have seen, like,
let me tell you. I'm scoring points, you know. I mean,

(02:22):
she's like.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Are you serious you want to go with you?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, no, I asked her. I said, you want to
go get petties? And she's like, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You actually called them petties? Yeah. See there's the man
card right there.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, well that's what they're called benicure.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
The act is bad enough, but to call them petties? Really?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, after work, you want to get a petty with me?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I didn't go with a guy, dumb ass. I went
with my wife even in Christmas. The only other time
I've done this, by the way, was in Cabos and Lucas.
We were in Mexico Los Cabos last year in September,
and that was the first time I had it done.
And holy cow, I mean, do you get zakatteck? Do

(03:05):
you get massages? When have you gotten a massage before? Ever? Like,
and I'm talking about you go somewhere and actually pay
for it and all that. And I'm not talking about
the happy ending and all.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's talking about.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, no, no, I don't think I ever.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Have you've never done that? Have you?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Chuck News?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh my god, I'm at I'm probably fifty I'm fifty
deep with those roughly, and I get them in Vegas
Holy cow, like multiple times when I'm there, if I can,
if I can work the time in I'm getting a
full body massage when I'm in Las Vegas, Charlie, there
is no by the way, I want to put this
out there, there is nothing sexual to me at all

(03:42):
about that. And I always ask for a female tech.
I don't have a guy doing it because I'm not comfortable.
I can't relax in that situation. Ye, No, Brces or
Charlie's mom always says, go get one.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
If you're stressed, go get It'll make you feel better.
And I'm always like, whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's unbelievable, it's unbelieva. Well, the first time I did it,
I wondered if I was going to be in there,
and I what I was doing was praying the first
time I did that, there would not be some smoke
show that comes around the corner going mister blazer, you know,
and then I'd be like, oh, lord, wet, because you
do strip down and so and certainly you've got sheets

(04:18):
over you and all that stuff. But I just was going, man,
I hope. Uh, you know the obvious. I'm just gonna
say it. Guy like you don't you're laying there going, man,
I hope it. Don't get excited. You just say you're
just thinking that. But it's really it's so interesting the
way that that played out. But I ended up getting
one over the weekend, and so a lot of people
are going to demand my man card. But I don't care.

(04:40):
It's okay. I was with my wife and I hate
to say it, but uh, at this point, I would
love I would get one weekly. They're not cheap, so
I can't do it weekly because it's a lot of money.
But I I I challenge any guy who's making fun
of me right now, well to go and have that done.

(05:01):
And I bet you it's gonna change your mind.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
How do you feel about aromatherapy?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Uh? What do you do? What is that? I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know. Isn't that where they just put you
in a room with smells or something?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, there needs to be more than that. Something that's
not enough. Well that happens when you're getting a full
body massage. They've got the you know they're like, you know,
what scent would you like? Or you know, or what
have you. Man, I'm telling you you got if you've
never done it. You guys, I'm telling you you need
to tap into.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
This many times, I promise you. Up, old body, I
have thought I need a good massage. But see you
say you get a woman. I have always said I'd
want some big, old, burly, bullheaded mister, clean son of
a gun that could just beat the crap out every
muscle in my body.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh, let me tell you the women who do that
on a professional level, Chuck, they can get, they'll get you.
Don't think for a second because you're a guy that
I've had that where I've had to go. Yeah, can
you back down a little bit. I'm gonna need you
to back off a lot little bit because they can
flat out have you begging for mercy. I mean, I'm
not kidding. If they do it in Las Vegas, if

(06:08):
they like you, go to any and I'm not talking
about some back alley, you know. I'm talking about Caesar's
or Palazzo or any of these big casinos.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Year, No, dude, they've got they've got what it takes.
They got the goods, and I'm telling you it is
all up and up there it's not any I've never
felt for one second I could have offered them extra
money and gotten you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Especially if they worked for the Russian police.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
The punchline, you know, like I I've never felt that
way with them. It was but but the petties thing.
I mean, you know, hey, Denny, welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
They good? How you doing?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I want those asses to picking on again. I'm seventy
years old.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm an old farmer.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
From Frederick Town, and my daughter's taught me, pulled me
into this and sold my wife probably about six years ago.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
They put you in that chair, and I got a
vibrating chair and a rotator and all, and they're digging
that they have a feet and my feet never felt
better than after that.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
What's it called? You get somebody to play with your
old seventy year old farmer toes.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
How much? How much? How much? Chuck was asking how much, Denny?
How much? How much do you pay roughly when you
go and get it done?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
And my wife both was.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, that's man, that's that's good.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It was better than a doctor. I'll tell you that.
But a fact now, and I'll tell you what. They
fix it every time, every time.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
How far for you're tall, I can't do nothing. I'll
foul fait your toll.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's great, Denny, Denny, thank you. If there's a is
there a manly man on the planet. He's a seventy
year old farmer.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's true. I'll give Diddy he gets five bonus points
just for being a seventy year old American farmer.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, that's it. That's a that's a guy's guy right there. Hey, Bruce,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Hey later, good good, good topic. I'm seventy three years
old and I hadn't cut my toenails in twenty years.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
My first pedicure a two thousand, two thousand and four,
and I would never ever do it myself again.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
So you you go and have it done regularly.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Then yepout every three or four months.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Okay, that's that's interesting. Okay, you know your toenails growing
a much faster clip than every three to four months.
But hey, look better than size something better than.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Nothing, size ten feet with size sixteen shoes to accommodate
the growth.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's possible. I play about thirty five to forty dollars. Yeah, yeah,
good topic.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, yeah, thanks Bruce. It was fifty bucks for each
one of us. Jenny out the gel which is and
she got this like coral kind of color, like almost
like a coral pinkish, peach ish kind of cool looking
in their gel and it was fifteen extra dollars for that.
But Jenny's like they tried to talk me into They're like,

(09:17):
you want blue, you know, to match the ocean. I'm
like blue what And they're like, you know the polish.
I go, I'm not putting toenail polish on.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I was like, no, I'm doing a Facebook poll about
your pedicure right now. So far it's fifty to fifty. No.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, that's not fair because what's gonna happen on Facebook
because everybody's gonna get brave on there and go plays.
There's a big pe word.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Women are backing you up.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well yeah, well that's all that matters.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I think Chuck and I are the last two men
standing in this state.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Hey, Mark, welcome to the show. So if you had
a pedicure, what do you got here?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
I get the fifty dollars dollar one that they do
the hot wraps around your caves and hot stones. Can't
beat it.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Pres I'm sixty nine, and you definitely haven't lost your
man card.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh thanks, Mark, I appreciate I knew I'd like you
with the same name as me.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I Mark, have you ever uttered the words cow gone?
Take me away? Just curious?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's good. I like it, Mark, Thank you. We got
a theme going. We got a seventy year old farmer
and next guy was seventy three. Mark sixty nine. Dude,
there people have been doing this for years. I'm fifty six.
Just really kind of discovered it last year when I
was fifty five, and I'm I think I'm gonna keep
it going. Man, do they put this scrub on your

(10:38):
like around your you know, your calves and the upper
part of your leg up to your knee and back
down and it's this kind of it's almost like, uh,
I don't know, it's almost like liquid kind of sandpaper,
and they're like rubbing and that's a little rough. I
was like, oh, but what it does is it xfoliates xfoliates.
I don't want dilated. I don't want dilated either. I

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don't want dilated.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Hey, Mike, welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
You guys are cracking me up. I'm on your side, Blazer.
I've been getting massages for a long time. Uh and
I I've had pedicures many times with my wife, and
I think it's it's a better world if everybody does,
because of every man I've seen with flipflops on that

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have the most disgusting feat I mean, I.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Think it should.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I think it should be the requirement. And I'll tell
you when it comes to massages. You know, I'm very fortunate.
I've been able to play some very nice places, you know,
the village.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'll get a.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Massage before I go play, and the next day I'm
just I feel great. I did it before I played Valhalla.
I mean it's it's it is so cool you feel loose.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And yeah, you got that right. And Mike, thanks man.
He's naming some like tip top courses.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
We're talking about Revengs. My man card over a pedicure here,
and then he backs it up with guys in flip flops,
which should only be worn at the pooler when you
get out of the shower.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Maybe if you're barbecuing in the backyard with the family
on a Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yes, Or how about if you have to run to
the store and get something right before your barbecue, and
you do have say, I'll wear slides. I've got American
flag slides.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Slides are okay, yeah, but what's your same as flip flop? Well,
and you're right, I'll run to the store with those
on or buy and large. I don't just wear those
out full time, and I certainly never.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Wear them with jeans. How are you with the pajama pants?
Do you ever go out in there?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Noll?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
No, okay, so you don't like Walmart?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, I mean you do see a lot of that there.
Mike Michael is in Galloway. Michael, welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Hey, yeah, I'm not a seventy year old farmer or
what have you. I am a former airborne military and
all that wonderful crap. But uh, I have no problem
with massages. There's nothing more masculine than getting rubed down
by a pretty girl and getting relaxed. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
The foot, the foot thing. I had one girl offer
one time, saying, you know, you want a pedicure, and
I was afraid of two things. Number One, she'd asked
me to go shopping after and number two that I
would start having a period, And so.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Our military has spoke Michael.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Thanks man, that's.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Why we are safe as the United States of America.
Right there, baby, man, I've opened Pandora's box. We have
full phones on hold right now, all of them in
the comments section that Zach is putting in there. Petties, massage, petties, petties, petties.
All right, we'll get we'll get to the calls straight ahead.
How's this actually party lines? Man? The women all love you.

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The guys are going, yeah, they're just you know, nobody's
cracking on you or anything. But the guys just.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Say no, no, it's coming. Trust me, it's coming. When
you go on a social media that's what's gonna happen.
All the everybody on hold, stay there because I'm interested
to hear what everybody's saying here. This is very, very
fascinating to me. All I did was bring up pedicures.
And now there's a bunch of people sounding off, a
bunch of guys, I might add, And so we'll get

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to more of your calls here in just a second.