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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know. I was just telling Zack Attack.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That I had a I have a huge list of
things that I want to accomplish, you know, before I
leave this rock, And one of them happened today. Ivy
Wang followed me on x and and he goes, oh, really,
Uh so you know who is that?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I go, I don't know. I have no idea. Who
is it? A real person? I don't know, And obviously
I'm being facetious.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ivy Wang followed me, that's true, ivy Wang, And I was, Uh,
I don't know if she.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't know, is she real? I don't know. Let
me look, Yeah, she's got two hundred and ten followers,
so yeah, this is really her?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Is she the blonde Asian?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Look, that's her right there, ivy Wang.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Ah, she's not real, m. She's uh.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She's passionate about nurturing luxury.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Brands, yes, creating meaningful experiences uh huh, helping bring timeless
elegance to light.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Okay, is the word bitcoin involved in her description at all?
Because that's usually in there too. I don't see that anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Wow, But but thank you Ivy for following me wherever
you are.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Here she is as a college student with different kinds
of glasses on too.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh you see Ivy Wang there too? Yeah, Oh jeez,
I thought I was special. Yeah, I'm not very you know.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Jim Jordan followed me, and I went life is complete
Until I saw Ivy Wang follow me.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I went, yeah, that's pretty much the apex of accomplishments
on social media these days. Oh I got her, I
get I get the Chinese Ai woman constantly, and I
also get the French porn star. U is really she's
not beautiful, but she is. There's something attractive about her.
I'm not sure what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The French porn star. Yes, wee wee boutet is that
her name.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I've had her friend friend me and follow me and
so forth under probably fifty different names, but they always
use her picture. I guess that must be a very
productive picture for the spammers.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And you would think, I don't know, are they really
really even trying, because you go, you guys didn't even
put any effort into this. You use the same picture.
It's so simple to figure out what's happening, you know.
You know what's funny? Is I actually I don't know.
I don't have very many followers on x I'm like
nineteen hundred or something like that. But it's every time,
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like if I'll be reading a string or a what
do you call it a thread?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
A string, you're reading a string.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I'll like heart some of the responses, and it's always,
you know, when you know conservatives are just taking a
lot of Democrats to task because stupid stuff, that I'll
heart those. And what happens each time I do that,
my followers kind to go up and I don't even look,
but I think it's some of the people that I
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like hurt some of their responses. So that's a way
that just in case you're going, how can I grow that,
I'm not necessarily even trying. I just kind of noticed it.
I legitimately will like a lot of responses, and so yeah,
they'll sometimes they end up just following me because I
did that.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I just checked mine.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I have thirteen hundred and sixty five followers who you're
not minor at all, you got way more than me.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, but no, it's I don't even hardly post on X.
I don't even remember the last time I did.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I don't either.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, I very rarely ever since the whole Elon thing,
and I told you when Elon took over, I was
all for the free speech, but he just took all
the reins off, and everything I was getting on Twitter
was porno. And I'm like, why am I getting this stuff?
I don't serve the web looking for it. I don't
have any cookies out there for why everything that was
coming across my Twitter feed was porno.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't even.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's just it's just a big fight on there and
all it is. Yeah, it's become Facebook has become just
ad after ad after ad, and a lot of it
is I don't know, man, it's so junked up now.
It's like the Facebook has turned into what's the gossip
newspaper from a while ago?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
The Inquirer just talking about that last night. That's what's sack,
That's BuzzFeed now.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's it's so full of crap. It's just like, come on,
You literally have to serve for minutes before you're like, oh, okay,
here's something interesting or informational, because we you know, I'm
constantly trying to fill this otherwise empty head.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Of Twitter is all just about getting reactions. That's all
people want. Retweet it retweeted, and that there's some people.
One guy, I won't say his name because I don't
want you to follow him, but everything he posts is racial.
Not racist, mind you, but if he can find fifty
black kids having a fight in a Popeyes, he's going
to post that video. Everything that's constant, that's all. His
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name is much like Ivy Wang. It is also something
that sounds like it may be Asian, but that's all.
And people responding to it, and I just, I don't know,
it makes me sad to see him doing that all
the time, even more so to see all of the
people that are sharing that and retweeting it and kind
I'm like, man, you're just bringing my spirit down. My
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faith in humanity goes in the toilet every time I
sign into this thing.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Mm hm. You know there's people that there's a lot
of people that are, you know, not happy that Bad
Bunny is performing at the super Bowl. One of those
is the great member Eric Dickerson. Oh really so yeah.
I was watching a quick interview with him and they
were telling him about, you know, Bad Bunny's gonna perform.
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He goes, I'm not surprised the NFL would do something
like this. That's how they got all the political crap.
Where is bad Bunny from Puerto Rico? Keep his ass
in Puerto Rico? Love it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Wow wow wow wow.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I would have no problem with bad Buddy.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I mean, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't watch it. I
don't know. I'd bet.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
But had he not opened his mouth and said, you're
gonna have to learn Spanish if you want to watch
the HAFTEI show man that arrogance right there, you boom.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I have no interest in your success whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Now, Joe Flacco first practice with the Bengals, So what
are your thoughts? I mean, I it's surrounding on the
first test obviously Sunday at the Packers. It's a four
twenty star kickoff on CBS. Oh, well, are you surprised
they're starting it? I mean they they they make the track,
he hasked, he makes the trek down seventy one. As
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far as learning their playbook, I don't know. Is that
kind of where you're a little surprised.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
In the last few games it seems like the Browns
knew the Bengals playbook without problems.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well I don't Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I don't know that they're going to have much of
a problem.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, I am surprised that he's able to turn around
this quickly. And again, I don't know, I don't know
how any of that works. I just know that as
the quarterback, you got to be the smartest guy on
the offense as far as knowing where everyone's got to
be or where they should be because look for uh look,
I'm just gonna say it. I hope I'm wrong for
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your sake and and Bengals fans that are listening sake,
But on Sunday, look for a lot of balls to
be thrown to a spot and the camera goes there
and there's nobody standing there, because I'm going, did we
rush this a little bit? But I think it's like,
you know, it is a fire sale there now right now, They're.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Like, didn't get any worse?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean, I have con five. Yeah we were, we were.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Floundering, and it can't get any worse. And I'm just
they started putting the number sixteen jerseys already, so uh,
you get in one. We'll see how the first game goes.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I can't imagine anybody's gonna buy a Flacco jersey.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
If he does well and holds his zone out there,
I will.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well yeah, good lord. If he got you guys to
the super Bowl, then I can see that. Yeah, but
I could see him.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Going after this year, going, I don't think I want
to do this anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I just I don't even know if I need the
Super Bowl. I just want some dignity at the end
of the season.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What would it take for you to get the jersey? Purchase,
Spend one hundred and fifty dollars whatever it is on
a jersey.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Get me at least a wild card slot at the
end of the season, and you would say, and I go,
I'd buy the jersey.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I will get to Joe flacco jersey.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Just for getting us in there.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, even though he's not going to play next year.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Most likely there's a collector's item. He's quarterback, okay, less
than one season and manage to bring us back to
life and get us to the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, I would hold onto that.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I saw somebody put if Joe Flacco takes the Bengals
to the super Bowl and were to win the Super Bowl,
would Joe Burrow be out of a job. I saw
somebody post that, and I was like kind of staring
at it, like laughing, going, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I don't think so Burrow will be thinking about retirement
when Flacco was in the nursing home. Yeah, there's a
big age difference there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, Joe might want to go. Oh, he might go.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'm tired of this goofiness, this front office goofiness here
at Bengals Central. I want to go somewhere where they're
a little more serious about it, because it doesn't feel
like they're serious about it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know. We'll see Jackets kicking off the season tonight.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I'm so happy. Finally it's happening. They're at the
Preds tonight Nashville. Jet Greeves, Ah, Jet is starting for
the jacket.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Somebody else isn't starting, though. I want to know where
he is.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Dad, I don't understand, and I will tell you this.
As I was getting ready for the show today, I'm looking.
I'm looking Elvis, Elvis likely, Elvis likely, Elvis likely Bam,
Jet Greeves confirmed, and I went, WHOA, where did that
come from? So I'm not sure if they're listing some
sort of I don't know, nagging or something little I
don't understand. And if there's no injury with Elvis or
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what have you ret row Raggy.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We have controversy brewing. They're letting Jet Greeves start.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
There's been a lot of publicity about how on the
same lines they are, and you know, they are a
partnership as goalies and they're there to help each other out. Yeah, yeah,
I hope that the team did not make a decision
that destroys that camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'll tell you what, if Elvis doesn't have anything nagging,
anything going and coach started Jet over him, then we
got a full blown controversy. Even if it doesn't matter
between those two guys, if they're like still friendly, they're smiling. Look,
they're so at this level, the competitive nature of any
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of the professional sports, of any sports for that matter,
is in full blown effect right now. And so they
can be friends and all of that stuff. But I
think at the and the only person who's going to
have any kind of animosity, I would think is Elvis.
He wears his emotions on a sleeve. You know what, though,
when he's on, he's as good as any great eight
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goalie in the league. And we saw it Jet was
capable of last year right at the end. Holy cow, man,
guy's amazing. This is I feel I feel pretty good
about where we're at right now, especially within net. We've
got very capable guys back there.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I'm just looking at something here from Dave Evison on
the Dispatch or no, it's USA Today coverage. Both goalies
played really well through the preseason, so we certainly could
have gone with Elvis tonight and then Jeff on Saturday
in Minnesota or vice versa. So I'm hoping that's a positive.
It's just a flip of a coin. Both you guys
are also boom who you're starting jet you're on? I
hope that's all it is.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, there's no way they leave that to a coin flip.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
It's the Predators too. They really had their number last year.
That's a heck of a way to us to start
to see it.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Can I watch? Is it gonna be on tv M
It sure will.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's a fan duel sports eight o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't have that, So you won't be watching now
unless you go to a you know, if your neighbor
hasing looked through their window.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Let him know what you're doing though, so they don't
call the police.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, they've already kind of got some paperwork on me
through windows. I'm not allowed to do that anymore. You
stay away from the neighbors five hundred feet or something.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like that, Zach attack. If you have FanDuel sports, can
Chuck come over to your house? And?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And do you have FanDuel?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, he can't come over anyway. I'm watching it through
my neighbor's window.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, but your neighbor doesn't have paperwork on him yet,
so he can still do that.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
So that'll that's true.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, we's got to invest.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I got a gilly suit, I got a whole thing,
and I don't know if Chuck can keep up with me.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
He did watch now you're making his hand duel.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
I'm going to look up and see what the likelihood
of the Bengals going to the playoffs with Flacco is.
I wonder if that's a line yet.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
I uh maybe maybe.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
By the way, the Jackets two and five during the
preseason fourteen total goals scored, Olivier.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Led the way.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
My guy, Matthew Olivier, who's probably has a restraining order
against me at this point.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I really, I really, I really like you and I'm
a fan. And where do you live with your address?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, I was way more. I was louder than that.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I was.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I was a couple dirty martinis in at that point.
So I'm like, man, a bullet, what's your favorite color?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
You see blaze? I just get an autograph, like I will,
like it's okay, I just need your autograph.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And he's like, why are you in my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Just trying to have my dinner? Man? Leave me alone?
And he talked about that off the air though.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I mean, we're not nearly as famous as any of
these guys, but we've all had I don't know, Zach's
still pretty new, but those occasions when somebody recognizes you
at the worst possible moment in your life and you're like,
oh my gosh, really and you try to be pleasant
but it's not always easy.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well, he was on a date and again, uh you
know he was. He was very gracious.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
He just you know, smiled and was like you know, yeah,
no gang, yeah, thank you and nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So anyway, he led the way with three goals and
like I was saying, yeah, the game's on FanDuel Sports tonight,
so go Jackets as they get underway. Thursday Night football,
the Eagles are at the Giants. The Eagles are seven
and a half. That's huge, that's a big spread in
the NFL. And then the over unders forty and a half.
So lots of sports, lots of sports
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Going on tonight.