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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chuck, I think we possibly are going to live forever, forever,
forever and ever.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I don't know if I like the sound of that.
I don't know where my knees are at this point.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, you'll have to, Yeah, you'll have to trade
those in for a new set if we keep going
for too long. Because you know, the living forever, it
doesn't mean that everything on you is not gonna wear out.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Chuck Douglas, a man barely alive. We can rebuild him.
We have the technology. But today's prices, I'd be like
the six trillion.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Dollars exactly because it was six million with Lee Majors
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's six cut trillion. What's next after trillion?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Out trillion, quadrillion, quadrille?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's six quadrillion maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And after after quadrillion is it doesn't matter because we're
done if if we get to that point.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now I did put on the show sheet, Zach, You're
more than welcome to join us if you would like to.
But what it's going to require is you beginning to
drink a lot more coffee, because according to this, yes,
it's another one of those stories, the update on coffee drinking.
Sometimes you read these throughout history, and it equals you're.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Probably gonna die in early death. Yeah, you're drinking too.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Much coffee, So now excuse me. Morning coffee linked to
lower risk of early death. We may just lit between
you and I, we drink a lot of coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We really do you more than I.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I believe you don't stop drinking it from the time
you get up to the time you go to bed.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Almost Chuck Douglas translated into South American languages as Wan Valdez.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yep, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm a coffee fanatic. I keep there's this big cup
is next to my bed at night. I go to
sleep drinking coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Do you really yes?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I do?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Wow? So what do you do to wake up?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I drink more coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, but that seems like because you develop a.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
H in tolerance. That's why I drink so much, because
it takes, you know, ten times as much for me
to get the same thing you get out of what
you get. I need ten times that to get the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Do you do you? Uh? Do you drink espresso? No?
Do you add that espresso? Shots? I do?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, coffee?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I got a question? Yeah, is it just coffee or
is it caffeine in general?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So it says coffee, it reads coffee in this and
I know you really don't drink coffee.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
No, but I can change that. I do drink a
lot of caffeine though.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You know what, So does that al eight have a
lot of caffeine or no, it has none? Or does it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, yah, yeah it's a caffeine.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I get headaches really bad if I don't drink caffeine.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, so you're you're full on addicted. What about the
uh yeah no I I well, no, you know what
I mean. Let's face it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
If it's coffee that's at the nucleus of the lower
risk of early death, then I would think caffeine kind
of has to be connected to that. Researchers found that
your daily caffeine fix could actually help you stay alive longer,
but only for those who drink coffee in the morning,
not all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh well, then I'm shedding her on the phone. Yet
if the reverse is true for the all day long people,
I actually died in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're not even this is fake? This You're i'my, I
we got it. Bernie's but with talking.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Wouldn't it be funny if I was the weekend in
Bernie's guy. Just make sure you use cool sunglasses. Don't
get me goofy sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Please those round John Lennon looking things that he wore.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I want some dorminador glasses, cool cross like that?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh? Who was that? Andrew McCarthy And I'm trying to
think who the stars?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I cannot remember the guy who played Bernie. All I
know I remember because he played a comic in Hill
Street Blues that couldn't get comedian gigs because his name
was Vic Hitler.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I think kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's the only thing. I don't know his real name though.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
His name is Terry's cooser, Terry Koser, Okay, Jonathan Silverman
and Andrew McCarthy.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Jonathan Silverman was the other one. Yeah, trying to remember.
That's a funny movie anyway. Study shows morning coffee drinkers
thirty one percent less likely to die of cardiovascular disease,
have a sixteen percent lower risk of premature death from
any cause.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So coffee is a a preservative. What is happening?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What can't it do? I know that's it, man, That's
that's kind of cool. But see again tomorrow. We'll have
another story that says coffee will kill you, and that's it.
And if you drink coffee with a glass of red
wine every day, this will happen. Just there's always. When
I was a kid, the worst story I'd ever heard
nineteen seventy two, nineteen seventy three, I remember the radio
coming on. My dad, of course, was listening to six
(04:39):
to ten WTV and news comes on and because fears
that bacon causes cancer. Dad was like, because he ate
a lot of just hit the table. Yeah, well that
can't be true. Man, worst news ever into this day.
I mean, that's that makes me laugh. Bacon causes cancer
and will be out of gasoline by the year two.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Though I was a
Chuck, I think we possibly are going to live forever, forever,
forever and ever.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I don't know if I like the sound of that.
I don't know where my knees are at this point.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, you'll have to, Yeah, you'll have to trade
those in for a new set if we keep going
for too long. Because you know, the living forever, it
doesn't mean that everything on you is not gonna wear out.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Chuck Douglas, a man barely alive. We can rebuild him.
We have the technology. But today's prices, I'd be like
the six trillion.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Dollars exactly because it was six million with Lee Majors
back in the day.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's six cut trillion. What's next after trillion?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Out trillion, quadrillion, quadrille?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's six quadrillion maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And after after quadrillion is it doesn't matter because we're
done if if we get to that point.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now I did put on the show sheet, Zach, You're
more than welcome to join us if you would like to.
But what it's going to require is you beginning to
drink a lot more coffee, because according to this, yes,
it's another one of those stories, the update on coffee drinking.
Sometimes you read these throughout history, and it equals you're.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Probably gonna die in early death. Yeah, you're drinking too.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Much coffee, So now excuse me. Morning coffee linked to
lower risk of early death. We may just lit between
you and I, we drink a lot of coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We really do you more than I.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I believe you don't stop drinking it from the time
you get up to the time you go to bed.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Almost Chuck Douglas translated into South American languages as Wan Valdez.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yep, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I'm a coffee fanatic. I keep there's this big cup
is next to my bed at night. I go to
sleep drinking coffee.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Do you really yes?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I do?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Wow? So what do you do to wake up?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I drink more coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, but that seems like because you develop a.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
H in tolerance. That's why I drink so much, because
it takes, you know, ten times as much for me
to get the same thing you get out of what
you get. I need ten times that to get the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Do you do you? Uh? Do you drink espresso? No?
Do you add that espresso? Shots? I do?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Okay, coffee?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I got a question? Yeah, is it just coffee or
is it caffeine in general?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So it says coffee, it reads coffee in this and
I know you really don't drink coffee.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
No, but I can change that. I do drink a
lot of caffeine though.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
You know what, So does that al eight have a
lot of caffeine or no, it has none? Or does it? Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, yah, yeah it's a caffeine.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I get headaches really bad if I don't drink caffeine.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, so you're you're full on addicted. What about the
uh yeah no I I well, no, you know what
I mean. Let's face it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
If it's coffee that's at the nucleus of the lower
risk of early death, then I would think caffeine kind
of has to be connected to that. Researchers found that
your daily caffeine fix could actually help you stay alive longer,
but only for those who drink coffee in the morning,
not all day long.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh well, then I'm shedding her on the phone. Yet
if the reverse is true for the all day long people,
I actually died in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're not even this is fake? This You're i'my, I
we got it. Bernie's but with talking.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Wouldn't it be funny if I was the weekend in
Bernie's guy. Just make sure you use cool sunglasses. Don't
get me goofy sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Please those round John Lennon looking things that he wore.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I want some dorminador glasses, cool cross like that?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh? Who was that? Andrew McCarthy And I'm trying to
think who the stars?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I cannot remember the guy who played Bernie. All I
know I remember because he played a comic in Hill
Street Blues that couldn't get comedian gigs because his name
was Vic Hitler.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I think kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's the only thing. I don't know his real name though.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
His name is Terry's cooser, Terry Koser, Okay, Jonathan Silverman
and Andrew McCarthy.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Jonathan Silverman was the other one. Yeah, trying to remember.
That's a funny movie anyway. Study shows morning coffee drinkers
thirty one percent less likely to die of cardiovascular disease,
have a sixteen percent lower risk of premature death from
any cause.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So coffee is a a preservative. What is happening?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What can't it do? I know that's it, man, That's
that's kind of cool. But see again tomorrow. We'll have
another story that says coffee will kill you, and that's it.
And if you drink coffee with a glass of red
wine every day, this will happen. Just there's always. When
I was a kid, the worst story I'd ever heard
nineteen seventy two, nineteen seventy three, I remember the radio
coming on. My dad, of course, was listening to six
(04:39):
to ten WTV and news comes on and because fears
that bacon causes cancer. Dad was like, because he ate
a lot of just hit the table. Yeah, well that
can't be true. Man, worst news ever into this day.
I mean, that's that makes me laugh. Bacon causes cancer
and will be out of gasoline by the year two.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Though I was a
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