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October 16, 2024 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And uh, it's the one and only Michael loftis.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's going on joining us right now?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Writer, comedian, editor in chief of the loftisparty dot com,
That show Tonight dot com appearing soon.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
And I think you have a gig in Dayton.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm heading down to Dayton on Friday night. It's going
to be Russell and the Windy City. What are they?
What is Dayton's city?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, it's the Right Brothers. They're known for first in flight.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Right, Oh dude, dude, that's crazy. So I was just
in Raleigh, Okay, Like it's North Carolina, North Carolina and
these these these absolute frauds.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
We have first in flight on their license plate.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
That's where they were, That's where the first flight took place.
But the idea, the invention, the building happened in Dayton.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Thank you, Josh.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yes, And guess who doesn't want to hear that?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
North Carolina people in Raleigh. I spent a good I
spent a good five minute. It's on stage defending the
honor of Dayton. I'm like, you guys got to take
that off your license plate. That's fraudulent. You can have
we can have, you can have barbecue sauce, I'll give
you barbecue sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
You know what can everything those people have been through
if they want to pretend.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
If no, they were first flying, get them through. No,
now's the time to take it. When they're down.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yes, the other week when they're counting their belongings, they're like,
we lost our house, we lost the car and the
license plate too.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
What's all nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Really, because they're gonna have to rebuild. It's not like
FEMA's gonna help them out.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh gosh. And that's the case.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
And now they're saying they're they're getting threatened there. The
people from FEMA are like.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We're not going we're not doing anything. The people that
are around here are threatening us.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And that's why FEMA needs to be disbanded. Seriously, when
you have boots on the ground who are such delicate
little flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
That's like that.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
He'll Billy look at me mean and he mumbled something,
you're done, You're done right? High stress situation.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That thing. It infuriates me.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
There was so much money. Who was it?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
We've had so many guests on Josh, I can't remember who. Well,
it may have been Jordan, Jim Jordan congressman or somebody
who was telling us that, you know, the FEMA and
the money that they're not even close to running out, and.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
What Mayorcus is saying is completely false.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
And so it's all this not mentioned, not to mention
they spend one hundred and seventeen million dollars that was
supposed to be allocated for emergency disaster rey leief to
what the migrant immigration crisis. Yeah, and they're trying to
say one hundred and seventeen million.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's disgusting, broy we have no money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, they're trying to say that that you know, that
is not the case. They did not use that money.
And you know, the the mainstream legacy media tearing their
toenails off to make sure they're updating everybody erroneously all
over the news saying that is not the case.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
That is not It is absolutely the case.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
See, we have a here at FEBA.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
We have two buckets, okay, and one bucket is for
people were hurt in national disaster.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
The other bucket is for sounds.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Just like the scientists from the Simpsons, that guy, oh yeah, well,
the second bucket was for the Roosevelt Hotel and immigration status.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
We light have overspentis on that a little bit. We
we learned a deck. We ordered some Arby's. I was
told it would be five for five. That deal has
expired evidently, and someone forgot to tell what Julio and
his family they might have over ordered. Uh, so we
are we are in a deficit of curly fries deficit,

(03:45):
and we can't afford to help the citizens of America.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's not too far off from where we're at.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Probably, dude, I'll get the New York Times to write
an op ed piece about how what I just said
it is completely accurate.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Uh, you know what's near Dayton Springfield? So are you
going to be stopping by there?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
They have specials on all kinds of different animals there,
from what I understood, Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
So here we go. Why aren't we tell the Haitians?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Why are we taking the Haitians from Springfield and dropping
off in North Carolina where they have good barbecue sauce? Right?
Come on, well they're certainly not first in flight, then,
oh you'd be your cat would be first in flight to.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Get out of there.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Real.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, it's uh, I might stop by Springfield just to
see what's going on.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's completely ridiculous. Make sure all the illegals there are
ready to vote.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
There was a video that came out last week. It
was posted in a place called King's Court Apartments.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, and this is not this is real. This happened.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I think YouTube's doing a good job of burying this thing,
but it's real. It's on several other platforms. You kind
of have to go into delve into some you know,
more conservative media spaces.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
But the Haitian.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Literally butchering an animal in the middle of the courtyard
on the ground.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
You can see the blood. Butchering an animal.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Now, I'm not saying that was someone's cat or dog,
but the fact you still have somebody butchering an animal
in the courtyard of an apartment building, which defies all
health code violations, the vials, all zoning regulations.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Dude, that happened.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Don't tell me there isn't weird stuff going on in Springfield,
because you're telling me that all these people that stand
up at city council meetings, all these people that are
posting these desperate videos to TikTok and Instagram, they're all liars.
Donald Trump's kind of them on the payroll. That's bullcrap, man.
Something's going on, they're bad.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh, absolutely, absolutely, yeah. Oh It's like I posted it
on Facebook when it first started happened. It was like
this dude like literally walking down the street hanging on
to two dead geese my neck, right, that happened. And
then Facebook's like, oh no, that didn't happen, and they

(06:08):
took the post down.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, and I'm like, what is he taking him to
the vet?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
What are they sleeping? Are the sleepy Keith?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You wacky Haitian with your sleepy Keith.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
So the only thing that I can figure from any
of that, and clearly, you know, you see President Trump advance,
they've backed to they're not really talking about it right
at this point.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
They'll still defend what they said. That kind of a thing.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, With regard to that actual footage that you posted,
I mean, is it from that area, because that's the
thing that people started saying, is it.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Really from this area? You know or whatever? Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't even if somebody goes, no, it's not that's
from I don't know, fill in the blank wherever it
can I mean, how do you really prove any of
that just short of going oh, that's uh, you know,
that's John Phillips. He lives over at on the Oak
Street in the Ringfield. I know exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
You have to give longitudes and latitudes because they're like, yeah,
that was a community right outside of Springfield. It's next door, okay,
close enough for jazz bruh.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
And the most dangerous thing about this is that now
the AI is so prevalent, you can have the government saying, well,
that was artificial, that was AI, that wasn't real. You
didn't see that video, you didn't see that picture. Where
you can control people when nobody knows what to believe
is true? Now, I am, I know about you. I
think you're the same kind of cat. I am. I

(07:33):
have an impeccable gut instinct that tells me what the
truth is.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I can see it, I observe.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I put rational deductive skills together, and I can break
down the bull sniky from the truth.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
But when you literally.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Will have the government saying, well, that picture isn't real,
that's all AI, you know, you're gonna have a lot
of people to say on you're lying, and half the
other people are gonna go, well, the Legumer wouldn't lie
to me about that.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I'm AI Yeah, that's gonna be a very very big
problem in the next few heartbeats where you're gonna have
it'll be like it'll be a puff daddy. I think
I've already seen some videos some like still pictures supposedly
from puff Daddy.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, I think that's a I absolutely it's yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Because they're they're saying that that's what happened with Ben,
that he was, you know, part of why he was
just like, Okay, that's that's it. Called it quits with her?
Oh Ben affleck Yeah yeah. Oh, so supposedly that is
what that's what sent him over the edge because he's
seeing that going what that. But but here's the other
part of that is like, how would you not know

(08:42):
that ahead of time?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
If you're him right right?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Where are you going tonight? Honey, I'm gonna be a
puff puff daddies. I'll be home at four am? Maybe
maybe Are you gonna be covered in baby oil? Again?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Might probably? Are you is your under We're gonna be buzzing?
It might be? It might be and I'll be dehydrated.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, well, and that's believable if you see that photo
and it's real, and then that would be part of
why he but once again, and that their second go
around by the way too, I thought they.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Oh yeah, they're the they're the uh there the Liz Taylor. Yeah,
and watches Nuts of Our Time. Yeah, he tried twice
right with j Low, and he's just like, yeah, I can't,
I can't, dude. The next day he looked happy. So
the next day he's drinking some dunkin Donuts coffee, big
smile on his face.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You can tell the veil had lifted.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
The other I think question with regard to you know,
that whole situation with Diddy is all of these people
that supposedly are going to be coming out now about
and there's these lawsuits that have already started, and it
looks like there's an enormous But to Josh's point, I
hope that we don't start hearing.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh that's Ai, that's Ai.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's not real, that's not I mean, you're gonna have
people who I think we had. Was it a sixteen
year old she was sixteen at the time. I believe
that has filed a lawsuit against him something like that.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yes, yes, she was sixteen at a time or seventeen.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh, it's gonna be a horror show like the p
Diddy thing.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
It's gonna be an absolute heartbreaking horror show. And I
tell you what, I'm so glad I never made fun
of Justin Bieber because that young.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Man was raped. He was absolutely very serious. Oh he
is in all these creepy videos of Diddy going.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Justin knows better not to talk about what happens when
you hang out with Diddy.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, and all that dude they passed Usher involved in
that because yes, he's the one that that founded discovered.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Us because he was he was.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
A yeah, it was a YouTuber. He was a YouTube star, right.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
But I'm saying Justin Justin, but look at him, babyface,
cute little white kid, and they passed him around, Oh no,
and abused him.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'm telling is this real?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Do you think I've seen some videos there's no proof.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
These are all allegations. I'm telling you what.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I've seen some videos out on the internet where it's
like nothing good is happening, nothing good about to pile
into the station wagon and go to Chuck E Cheese's No,
they're they're going to pay Diddy's house of poor ten
thousand baby oil bottles.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
That is sad.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I think it explains his mental health crisis he's been
through in his life.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Part kind of almost kind of handcuffed with this, if
you will, is all of the people that you know,
Trump is talking about the Epstein list and how he
and and now that narrative is out there, why there
was a and it really was it didn't turn out
to be a third attempt, but the guy that showed
up over the weekend with the guns and so on.
But that's why they're trying so hard, supposedly to get

(11:53):
Trump completely, like, you know, breathless at this point.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
What Elon said last week, I.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Mean, it's crazy they're going to release the Trump list,
because why do you think they're trying to kill him?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yes, I mean, yes, that's it's it's the Epstein List,
It's the I want to get rid of the deep state.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Just today I actually wrote about this at the at
the Loftestparty dot com America's home for news. They just
they just re upped the the crime numbers the FBI,
right so quietly, very quiet. Oh yeah, they did that
in the middle of the night, so no one's supposed
to So it's it's obvious that the FBI, that there
is a deep state, there is a permanent Washington. They

(12:34):
have an interest, the intelligence community has an interest in
keeping the Epstein client list.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
They want to keep all these secrets because a lot
of them are on it. For God's sakes, who knows?
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
All? All I know is boy, I want Trump to
be protected by everybody.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I want. I want his own people.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I want the Hoist Gracie School of.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Of Martial largest right.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
I want Hell's Angels, I want Guardian Angels.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Are the teenage mutant ninja turtles available? I want them to.
I want round the clock.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I mean it is.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's also I think a load of boloney how they're
trying to spoon feed us that you know, Kamala is
in the lead nationally with Trump and you know those
numbers just came out a little bit ago. Oh yeah, yeah,
and who's leading in Ohio and all that, which we'll
get to.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, let's do it just a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
With obviously comedian, writer, comedian and editor.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
In chief for the Loftusparty dot com.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
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