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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey Joseph Joseph D on Twitter, he tweeted at me,
He's like, at Mark Blazer, I was on my way
to El Dorado, Siota, downs to place a wager on
forced flatulence until he heard what I and then he realized,
oh man, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Just see even the gambling public like that. Man, what
do you think in.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm sorry, just trying to be funny. Forced flatulence is
not a real horse. Please don't go and try to
put a bet on forced flat.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Somebody out there owns a horse going. I just thought
of a name for that, that horse yup there in
the barn. He watched you. You just named a horse
forced flatulence. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Alex Stone from ABC News joining us, and uh, I was.
We were messing around earlier, Alex and talking about, you know,
the Derby's coming up this weekend, the Kentucky Derby, right,
And I told Chuck, I was like, you, you probably
should really get some money together and put it on
forced flatulence.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I was wondering what you were talking about. I only
heard the very end of that, and I was wondering
what force flatulence was. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So a guy tweets me, he's like, hey, man, I
was on my way to place a wager on forced
flatulence takes a lot, you know, kind of funny, which
which makes me laugh, because do you ever bet on
the ponies.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Or do you watch them? No, I'm not a pony guy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Are you a mint julip guy?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
No? I don't even like those have tastes those? I'm like, no, thanks?
Are you adreaking spearmitt? Gum?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, it's nasty. He really pretty hats, Alex.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Well, that I have, but only with the big flowers
and everything else on them, right, and.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He only wears them for a minute and some change
however long that what do they say, the fastest the
fastest two minutes in sports or whatever it is? Uh,
some of the really funny names, like I was just
looking at Turduccin was one of them from the past.
The I was gonna go, Alex, is this a real
(01:59):
horse or a horse? Because I do have I do
have some of both.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
So okay, well hit me with one.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is junk in the trunk? A real horse or a
fake horse? Junk in the trunk?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
You need a dun, dun, dun. I'm gonna go that's
a real horse. It was. It was a real horse.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You were correct, Lewinsky. Was that a real horse or
a fake horse?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Fake horse?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That is a real horse?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Almost a triple qun winter but but but he blew it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh. I was just gonna ask you, are we going like, Monica?
Is that what we're going with here? But yeah, I
guess so based on Chuck.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Comana lay.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Uh that is a fake horse.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That is a fake horse?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's a that was gonna say that that That horse
trained in Hawaii? Yes, and kaman lay It was one
of those names that just fit for sure. Where's the beef?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Horse?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That is a real horse?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
The jockey was Clara Pillar? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh god, I remember her. She was a million years
old back then.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Is that the where's the beef lady? Yeah? Yeah, where
is it?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You're My Boy Blue? Was that a real horse or
a fake horse?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm gonna go fake horse.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's a real one. You're My Boy Blue? What was
that that? Which movie was that in? You're My Boy
Blue with Will Ferrell?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Old School? That's it?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Thanks? Yeah? Old School?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Tramp stamp.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I want to go that that's probably fake, But
I feel like that one could be a real horse name.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's a fake name.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
That is one that like is risky, but I could
see being a real one.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yep, Rusty t Bone.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Uh, hang ahead, let's go real horse.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's fake.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Ah, I'm not doing very well.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Bodacious tatans.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I think that's fake. But I want to say that's real.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's real.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Wow, it's a real horse. I want to hear the
guys on NBC saying that is it. There go the
bodacious tatars.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Bodacious tatars coming around like buttasous tatars in the winter.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That run pasure saying I'm Tom Broke and Rod right
with a winner.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
No soup for you, M probably real.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That is real?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, that is definitely real. And then finally last one, Branjelina.
Was that real or fake?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm gonna go fake.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It was real, wow, Brandelina. So those are some I
love the names there, and you could do you say
almost anything and people are like that sounds like it's real.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That's what I love about it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You can say the most crazy outrage thing.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Seinfeld reference is kind of cool. No suit for you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, but I have to wonder there has to be
a horse named Cosmo Kramer somewhere Cosmo Kramer.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't know, but that would again, you could fool
somebody if you.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Started doing what we were just doing.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, I've done that a few years. God rest his soul.
Demetrius Stanley who used to be on the show. I
got him with a few years in a row. I
would just make up stuff and be like, hey is
this real? And I would intertwine, like just interject different
different real ones. It was fun to do that, just
goofing around or whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, hopefully he did better than I did. Uh yeah,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
He would just he would just die laughing almost everyone
and then just be like blazer sick man, you know whatever.
That's all it was, you know, basically the hold long
and short of real ID. We've been talking about this
for a couple of weeks. I've just been spotlighting it
here and there, and I was saying, you know, if
you are flying next week, chances are and you've known, well,
you're probably already set. But there are people who are
(05:57):
not planning on flying, who are going to have to go,
oh blah blah blah died in Oregon. I gotta fly out,
or you know what I mean or whatever. So I
would think that's going to really be the people who
are affected by this. That is, if they don't have
some other forms of you know, stuff that you can
use and fly.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
With or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah. I mean, you would think after all the years
that everybody would when they re up their ideas, that
they would have done this. But it's still the numbers
show that the most Americans have not, and that there
has been It's been delay after lay delay over many
many years. As every time we've come up to the deadline,
not enough people had done it, and people freaked out
about it, and then the government said, well, okay, we're
going to delay it a little bit longer. But this
(06:35):
time the TSA and the White House say next Wednesday.
That is the date that beginning that day and after
if you use a driver's license, when you go through
a TSA checkpoint and to go into many federal buildings,
you're gonna have to have a real ID, which is
where you go into the DMV. You show more documents
prove you are who you say you are, and that
you got to get it. But Adam Stall, the Deputy
administrator of the TSA, we talked to him today.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
He told us this this administration, the secretary, We're really
focused and we believe that identity and document integrity is
really key to ensuring the safety and the security of
our skies.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
So real IDs it is a federal standard that the
states have to meet for somebody to get a driver's license,
because before real idea, especially years ago before nine to eleven,
that some states had strict rules and others you could
show up and go, hi, I'm Jim Smith and they
would go, that's great, Jim Smith, here's an ID and
hand it to you and take your photo and you
were good to go. So you know, there was no
(07:27):
real legitimacy other than that you had this idea, and
theoretically a terrorist could just walk in and get whatever
idea they want with any address on it. And now
you've got to go in and show proof of address
and your name, social security marriage certificate if you're a
woman and you have a different name, and it's all
got to be originals and not copies. And it's meant
to cut down on counterfeiting and insider fraud and fake IDs.
(07:50):
There is a certain segment of the population though, that
has been very vocal online. They're very angry about this.
They don't like the government demanding all this stuff. It's
all government documents anyway, So all you're doing is showing
it to the DMV. They look at it and then say, okay,
that's verified. But this is a response to nine to eleven.
It's just taken a very long time to get here.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
This was a lot passed twenty years ago, and it
was critical vulnerability that was identified during nine eleven.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So if you don't have real ID, you can use
military ID, you can use passport to go through security.
But if you show up next week, next Wednesday and
after without a real ID, it's there's gonna be a
little bit of wiggle room for a while where maybe
you can show them your old ID and like a
gas bill to show that the addresses match. And I mean,
can you about the airport? Yeah? Oh, can you imagine
(08:36):
how much the TSA agents, the officers are going to
hate that where you're like, I don't have a new one,
but my new IDE, but let me show you my
gas bill. So he says you may get through. You
may not.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
There is a possibility if you if you arrive to
the airport without a sufficient or compliant real ID or
an alternative like a passport that you may be experiencing
additional waytime, extremely rare circumstances. Are you maybe that I travel?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
So you know, you've got a real idea if you've
got a star in the upper right hand corner. And
different states have gotten creative with it. In California, we
have a bear with a star on its fanny. It's
kind of right over the rear end. So and it
may look like somebody as long as there's a star
in some form there. But just know that if you
don't have one, you go to the airport next week.
But how many people you know, there's gonna be a
crowd that is going, what do you mean you won't
(09:25):
take my ID? And you know, and then the people
are gonna be angry and they're gonna act like that
they had no way of knowing. But I mean, the
signs have been up in the airports for like fifteen
years now with all these changing dates of have it
by twenty twelve, have it by twenty fifteen, have it
by twenty nineteen. So I mean we've had years and
years of people seeing the signs and ignoring them and
not needing a real ID.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But but now you're gonna have to have it that
just blends into the scenery. Like the signage at the airport.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Is like in the line where it's like at the
top of the little like the rope things, and you
know it says I need a real ID. Yeah. People
don't even pay attention to it anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, if it's been there long enough, it's something that
you've seen. Here's the other thing that I don't I
one thousand percent don't agree with is that you're able
to have a gas bill with you and TSA No.
I know you said. He was like, well, it may
or may not work. But what about when you have
somebody that you know, a relative who just was like
(10:19):
work for me, and you're like, okay, cool, I don't
have to go get the real idea, that's what I'm
gonna do. And then they're like, Nope, you're not going.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, there's gonna be problems. There's gonna be problems. And
that's only we're talking for a couple of days maybe
where people are like, oh, I didn't know, but in
a couple of weeks, you got to have a real
ID or a passport or a military ID or no
go you know where they're they're not going to be like, okay,
well let's work with you. They're just going to be like,
you don't have an ID, Sorry, we don't know who
you are.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
How about this? You you fly somewhere and it works
flying to Vegas for instance, from here, and then when
you're going back through you know, Harry Reid, they're like,
uh no, you can't use it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
And your Vegas TSA officers probably are not going to
accepted everybody's story with them that you're literally stuck there.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's like, better go rent a car and start driving,
tod be three day trip man.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, you me created. You get a real idea. And
you know, women have had issues where they've got to prove, yeah,
that their birth certificate says a name that that the
system doesn't say now, and then they've got to show
an original copy of their marriage certificate. And they're saying
if they can't get an original version of it, not
just a photo copy or a picture of it, that
they're being denied. And you know, now time is running
(11:30):
out that they've been working on this. And I have
a coworker our one of our makeup ladies. Don't we
all at work have makeup ladies. I Am. She was
telling me today, Zach, that she's been going through this
where she can't get a real ID because she can't
prove her name change when she got married, because she
(11:50):
doesn't have an original copy of the marriage certificate. She
only has copies of it, certified copies. But they're saying
that's not good enough.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So now what with her?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
She's just don't Yeah, she's working on it, she says,
she'll get through it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
What a pain, man, Yeah, what a pain.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I still don't understand quite frankly, how a passport is.
It's I don't have one, but I've seen them.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
How you don't have any passport? You've never had a passport?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, I traveled internationally one time. It was before nine eleven.
All I needed was a driver's license, the.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
The mark we got to get Chuck a passport.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No other country loss me even Q but there no
keep him home. I just I don't understand how a passport,
which seems to me to be very easily forgible.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
No, well, to get it, to get it is where
you got to jump through hoops.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It's a pain to get. Yeah, you got to prove
all these different things.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, to get a legal passport.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I understand that, but it just seems like somebody, Yeah,
with the technology and stuff today, they counterfeit money, they
counterfeit a passport seems to be something that can.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, but if you got my passport was renewed not
that long ago. They're all high tech now. They're all
embedded with all kinds of stuff so that when they
scan them, it scans electronically.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So Chuck, if you need one, Alex knows a guy.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I know, a guy called the US government, get you one.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
The funny thing is, I've had some real estate clients,
international real estate clients. They need a passport because they
need idea. They go to New York and even like
on Sunday, you can go to New York get a
passport the same day.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, you have to pay a lot of money to
go through those same day things. But they can do it.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's amazing that they You know, I got to wait
six to eight weeks if I want one through.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Well, I mean you can speed it up, but you're
gonna pay a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Right the expedite, there is an expedite you could do,
but then it's still it's only as let's face it, man,
the government is behind. How fast will he get really
get them to move or whatever. Alex Stone, ABC News
real id it is a thing, starting next week. Alex,
thank you so much letter.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
See yeah,