Scrotox

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is one of those stories that I've been trying
to get to but it's just not really been appropriate,
and quite frankly, it's really not appropriate even right now.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh well, then this story. But have you ever heard
of scrow talks?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Grow?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Scrow talks like, you know, botox.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm kind of scared because it sounds like it.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's it, really what you're thinking? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, doctors are warning now men about potential side effects
that might come with their desire to, you know, uh,
make your stuff more attractive. And this procedure is referred
to as scrow talks, and it involves injection of botox
no into the boys.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
No, we'll just call it the boys, which we can
use that. I mean, it's code enough. Okay, fine, the boys.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
The word injection should be banned from.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
And a needle unless something something's going on that needs
to happen in order for you to continue you living.
Why would you have a needle anywhere near them? Yeah,
it's called Harley Street Skin Clinic, and it's a thing.
I guess eighty percent of the men seeking this procedure,

(01:14):
they do so seeking an esthetic result and instead of
addressing a medical concern So this doctor's talking about the
three main reasons that guys are opting for this. First,
it reduces wrinkles and creases, so it's a smoother appearance. Secondly,

(01:38):
they're hoping to decrease the amount of sweat that goes
on and offset issues like discomfort, irritation, chafing, skin infections.
And then the third and final is to temporarily decrease
the actual total size or the droop, if you will,
which can happen as you get older. I guess you

(02:01):
should see the look of disbelief on Chuck's face right now.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You can't see him because you're in the other k winner.
I had to lay off the lawnmar business. I was
thinking about getting into.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
This legitimate we're gonna start administering scrow talks.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, it's it's one of those. Not only am I
the president, I'm also the claw.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh my gosh, everything's sterile.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You're gonna like the way you look six bucks for
a gold bond, You're good.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, that takes care of one of the three things
men are trying to list that matters, Chuck. You're not
interested in making them look smoother.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
That's crazy, That is nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And the decreasing the total size or the dr Why
would you ever want to do that?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's the water level in the whole commode too high
or I mean, do you ever deal with something like that.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Like when you're eighty years old? I guess maybe you
know the boys may be a little low, but you know,
at that point do you care? Eighty Yeah, yeah, use
it for fishing. Go to the lake, throw them in.
That's okay. At eighty you can do that if you've

(03:34):
got that problem. At thirty, man, you need a surgeon.
You don't need I forgot my bait needles, and damn it, I.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Gotta use the old human bait now, Dan got it.
Fish lake me a lot makes them less drippy.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's just stupid. We we keep solving the most inane problems.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
People got a lot of time on their hands. Yeah,
how about the people that went You know, I got
a idea. Come here for a second. Let me let
me try this. This botox thing decreases wrinkles. Come here,
let me see here. Let's see if this works.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Because you see, going to shark tank with this, it'd
be like get out of Heavin O'Leary would have a
blast meeting.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Get on out of here.