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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, I was asking. I was talking to you just quickly,
and you kind of made a little quick reference when
we were getting ready there in the bullpen. But the
SNL fifty, I actually sought it out last night on Peacock.
And I gotta be honest, first and foremost, I didn't
even know if I still had Peacock. I'm that guy
like I don't even know. I'm like, I start, haven't it?
(00:23):
And I like, you know, went to it and was
like opened it up and was waiting as you spinning spinning,
it popped out. I go, I guess I still got it,
because dude, you know, I'm one of those people now
where I've connected some of this stuff to a credit card.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yep, and you don't even pay attention.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't the bill comes, I'm like, all and I
don't go down through unless it you know, something like
if the total of the bill is the credit card
is is you know, we're kind of alarming, then I'll
be like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I know exactly what I have. I'm just not sure
I don't have it more.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Than once, so you okay, like you know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
My my Amazon Prime I may be paying for Amazon
Prime plus Showtime plus paying for Amazon Prime on another card.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, so do you have you have pro so to
get Prime you have to have where you can get
it delivered in two days for free. Okay, So I
don't think you can actually pay for it again.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think, well, if you use a different email address,
you can.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I may have had one for my twenty state stuff,
and I may yeah, I think I may have twice yaosa, no, no,
And if I can move it, I might be able to,
you know, do something about it. But I've got to
go in and do a deep dive and find out
what I'm you know.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's just it. They bury it so far. Yeah, that
you know, unsubscribing is literally it'd be easier getting a
meeting with the Pope.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And there are services out there now that say they
will do this for you. However, I don't know. I
just want to give you access to my accounts and stuff.
That makes me uncomfortable today too, nah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Because they're recording all that and don't tell me like, well, no,
we don't bull crap. I wouldn't do that anyway. So
I popped this open, and you know, Stone's sitting there
with me, and I, you know, I start watching it
and and I, you know, you start seeing you know,
just knowing because it I what this one popped over
(02:19):
the weekend, I guess, maybe like for the first time.
So I start watching, thinking, man, we're gonna have some
heavy hitters on here, and you know, Steve Martin comes
out and literally he's he's actually still funny. You got
to set his politics aside. The guy's a raging lib.
(02:39):
The first thing he says is like, I'm a DEI hire.
It's just like, come on, man, do you think only
liberals are watching this, especially when we're talking about fifty
years and you got all these people. And then they
do black Jeopardy and you know that's uh, what's his
name from Good Burger? And only reason I say good
Burger Caste loves that stupid movie Keenan Thompson, that's it,
(03:04):
Thank you, ZAGATEK. And he's the host, you know, And
that's where Tom Hanks was on there doing the you know,
the hillbilly racist with the Maga hat on.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And it wasn't that long ago that I was thinking,
you know, maybe they're finally getting it that every episode
does not have to be I hate Trump and nothing
but I hate Trump. But they went right, Yeah, that
was yeah. So many things over fifty years that they
could have shared that would have been hilarious, but instead
they chose to just reiterread the current crap.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know what's funny though, You know, back to Steve
Martin who was the host, he comes out, does the monologue.
A lot of his stuff was very funny, but I like,
you know, you go back to the jerk and you
go back to his two wild and crazy guys with
Dan Ackroyd and a lot some of the classic but
what put them on the map as far as SNL
and gave them credence and so on. And then you know,
(03:53):
Martin short comes out Marty as Steve calls it, and
he's not a guy who's doing anything political. He just
crosses me. Is the nicest guy, and I don't know
what his political persuasion is. I really don't like imagine that.
And we've talked about this too, where Johnny Carson, you
go back, he was a liberal, but he made fun
of everybody. He made fun of Democrat presidents. You know,
(04:17):
it's just like, why has it become so one sided?
Especially when you talk about guys like Steve Martin who
go back so fart God they have they suffer. He
was rent free. They they suffer from Trump to arrangement syndrome.
And then by the way back to Black Jeopardy. Eddie
Murphy was on there and he is abnormally weird hands,
which I just noticed, you know what I'm talking about.
(04:40):
His hands are like they look fake. They it's like
nutty professor. Remember he was like the fat version of himself.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I did not notice his hands doing weird so weird.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He actually was funny, but he was just all he
was doing was mimicking Tracy Tracy Morgan. It was like
his version of Tracy Morgan who was standing next to him.
It was very funny, actually it was. It was funny.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It is good because I don't think Tracy Morgan's all
that fun.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, all it is oll could you prognant? That's all
he says. It seems like that's like how he it's everything.
But there was nothing political going on with them, and
it's funny. Again probably a liberal, but those guys Chris
Rock comes out and he's and h nothing nothing as
far as political goes, Just like, why do you have
(05:27):
to insert that stuff. It sucked, is where I'm going. Yeah,
and I love the old SNL and they had a
lot of heavy hitters on there. For this, I was
really disappointed. Yeah, Edie was underwhelmed.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I didn't get the gold chain Neybrew jacket. I'm not
sure what he was trying to. Hey, I don't know.
It just didn't fit anything.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Maybe he was going with the Tracy Morgan before the
Walmart accident. Maybe you know, I don't know, maybe that
was part of what he Because I'm not privy, I'm like,
did he wear that? Did Tracy go wear that before?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Chris Rock. Funniest thing he could have done is just
enter and keep flinching and eventually go yeah, sorry. I
just got that habit now and right.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And there wasn't one reference to any Will Smith slap
or none of that stuff, which I would imagine. He's like,
I'll be part of this, but I'm not. You're not
gonna act like you gotta slap me. We're not doing
any wheels bag. Yeah. I can see where he's like,
I'm done with that, Like, I don't want to do
that anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I only think I'm sorry I didn't get to see
you on this thing? Was Paul Simon performing Homeward Bout.
I wish I would have been.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
On The opening number was good. It was with that
Sabrina something Stone knew who she was. She's a current
artist carpenters, Brita carpenter. Okay, yeah, I don't know anything
about her. You know she's a current artist. Hey look,
I'm sure she sewing millions of records and blah blah blah.
But she actually had good harmony with him, and it
was really cool to see him perform. I don't know,
(06:49):
Zach attack, did you see any of this or did
you just see like clips and stuff or did you actually.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Watch though I haven't seen any of it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh okay, the way you're like chiming in, I figured
maybe you watched it, so I wanted to give you
a chance of you it's or whatever, But no, I
haven't seen I just happened to know the people talking.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I just was like, oh,
let me simply because I grew up and you did too, Chuck,
and and you maybe somewhat uh you know. Will Ferrell
was was funny. Oh they did the Lawrence Welk thing.
(07:17):
So it was the one gal with the little small
hands who like she came out and that was Stone.
Stone was dying laughing during that.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Really now I'm interested in that because I'm to see Lawrence.
Well that is a very dated topic.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, and I don't even know. I can't remember which
of the SNL stars the guy who played Lawrence Welk
for his name escaped me right the second and then
Kristin Wig I think is the one. Yeah, like I'm dory,
Yeah it was. It was so good. Now that was
really funny. But literally that was it for me. Oh
and uh uh. Scarlett Johansson was one of the girls
(07:54):
in that skit who played one of the three girls,
like who was like up there and she looked at
me too. But anyway, Fred Armison used to play one Fred.
That's him. That's who it was. Absolutely, thank you. Some
of those names obviously I forgot, but yeah, it's a no.
It's a no overall for me.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Dog as a shame.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
So update. First of all, I saw the video of
the Delta plane landing in Toronto, which looked like it
was coming in normal, hit the runway and then it
you know, you see one bounce and the thing roll,
the barrel rolls over on its left side, the wing
snaps excuse me, snaps off, and you see this, this
(08:36):
kind of fireball and the guy video and yet we
can't play the video because all he does is have
f bomb all the way through it. But can you
imagine you're the one filming that. This guy's filming it
over his dash in his car and he's literally filming
it as it lands, and he's like, oh f oh
f he kept it. But that's probably how you would
react if you witness that real time. I can't begin
(08:59):
because you think of imdiately. The thing's just gonna But
with the fireball that happened. And you saw that too, right, Zach,
I mean you and and you had said, uh, I
think you did? You see it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Like the actual Yeah, I'm watching it again right now.
I've watched this about fifty times so far today and
it's crazy. Two things. First of all, it looks as
though it hits so hard that the landing gear on
what would be if you were in a car, the
passenger's side under the wing. Yeah, it looks to me
like that collapses. The engine hits the ground and blows
(09:33):
and it spins over when that that wing comes off
from the explosion. That's what it looks like to me.
But I'm just an idiot watching a YouTube video.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, when it when it was up on it on
its top, over on its top, the was both of
the land the wheels the front and the two back
wheel were they up in the air, because I I
want to say that that was a description, like one
of the guys was like, and then the uh you know,
the landing gear was just up in the air or
while it was laying on its top. But when you
(10:02):
see the people the different video, it's crazy. The society
we live in is what I'm going for. People are
getting off of that plane and somebody is the wherewithal
to have their phone and turn it on. Even though
it's a quick clip, it's literally people inside the plane
you can see and hear, and they're exiting the plane,
and somebody had actual video of that. I gotta tell you,
(10:25):
I don't know that I would if you're involved in
something like that, how do you what kind of a
Either you're like you have balls of steel or you're
a moron. I don't know which.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm glad that that is an alien concept to you.
Because honestly, unless I needed video footage to protect myself
in court, the last thing I do is grab my phone.
I'm sick of people's somebody's getting the crap beat out
of them in the grocery store parking lot. You could help,
you could do something, you could make the world a
better place. Instead, you whip out your phone so you
(10:59):
can be Facebook face. That ticks me off. Man, We've
stopped helping each other because we all want to get
video and put it up online and important through somebody
else's misery. I can't stand that about us.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's definitely a mindset because some of that, like that
one woman who took that video upside she's still upside down.
Oh Mike, before she unbuckled, or make sure you know
the plane wasn't on fire. Let me start my camera
and start rolling. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's interesting,
it's compelling as hell. We we get a look at
literally these people almost just died within twenty seconds prior,
(11:35):
and we have video right after. That's the weird society
we live in. Right now.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Now, I'm looking at the aftermath here, the slowdown, after
everything's all done, Planes rested, people are off and everything.
We've got nosegear, but I don't see any midsection landing
gears to gem up in the air.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay, so maybe it did collapse. Yeah, But there was
a couple of guys, one of them I saw on
It was on Good Morning America this morning, and one
guy was talking to snuffle Upeicus and talking about how
he he said it two different times. He said, how
everybody was. It was quiet as soon as it happened,
(12:14):
and then he said, they start everybody started helping other people,
And that to me was like amazing that there wasn't pandemonium. Yeah,
and it wasn't every man for himself, he said. He
started helping the lady next to him, who was sitting
next to him, And man, what a bizarre scene from inside.
When you see the video and you can see the
(12:35):
underside of where all of the luggage like that would
go in the overhead bins. That thing is over your
head where the vents are where air blows, and then
also the little lights on there and then the way
you summons, you know, any of the flight attendants. It
is crazy to see that people are stepping over that
and then the little basically just the little area between
(12:56):
both sides where all of the overhead bends go, which
is the actual roof of the plane. It's crazy to
see people walking in that. It's like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
God, you know how twisted I am. Though. If I
were on that plane hanging from my seat and every
four all done, now, I'm gonna be stewardess. Can I
get a pillow? You know, because I would have to
lighten the mood. I'm like, we're all alive, Thank God
for that. Get these people to laugh real quick before
anybody panics.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I mean, that would be that would be adding levity
in that situation.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That could make you laugh at a funeral home.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's what. Oh I know, brother, I've known you like
since the beginning of our careers. I absolutely believe that.
Here's one clip one of the guy that was describing
this scene right after this is pretty fascinating.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
It was routine, but like it was noticeable that the
runways were kind of in a weird condition. And when
we hit it was just a super hard light Like
I hit the ground and the plane went sideways, and
I believe we skidded like on our side and then
flipped over on our back. Where we ended out. There
(14:07):
was like a big fireball out this left side of
the plane. And when we got finished, it was I
was upside down. Everybody else was there as well.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I mean, to see a fireball outside the plane. The
one guy described feeling the heat through the window of
the fireball. You have to be thinking, right then, even
if you're able to put thoughts together, aren't you thinking
this is it? I mean, this is the end weird.
I mean, how many people survive an airplane crash where
(14:37):
there's an explosion like that and you feel the heat
through the window and then you go, you know, you
have the wherewithal of somehow you made it all. Eighty people,
by the way, have survived. Here's another guy. Now this
is interesting because this is they call this describing of
the chaos.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It was mass chaos.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I was upside down.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
The lady next to me, he was upside down.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We kind of let ourselves go and fell to hit
the ceiling, which is surreal feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And then everybody was just like.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Get out, get out, get out. We could smell like
jet fuel. Yeah, he said, mass chaos. But it's interesting.
The guy that spoke to snuffle up against said that
it was kind of quiet. Yeah, and really orderly.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Even the video, people are walking very calmly away from
the plane and going into the airport. Nothing seemed very chaotic.
It must have been just respective.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
If you were one of the people that somehow, when
you know the plane's landing, you decide to be like
a vigilant. I'm not putting on my seat, but you
would have probably died there, would have broken your neck, yeah,
because you falling like that, if the thing flipping over,
you'd have land you know, on your head or whatever.
But I think about that kind of stuff all the time.
(15:48):
We always kind of make fun like make sure your
trade tables in the upright position, your seats in the
full upright position, and we're like, well, you know when
they're doing that as you're landing, and make sure your
seat belt securely from across your lap, you know, and
all this stuff. One percent.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
This is why Okay, now you just made a question
pop into my head. With your car having thirty six
different air bags on it, now, why are there no
air bags on airplanes?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I mean, uh, I probably cost because you have a
couple of air bags in an air and your you know,
in your vehicle, you got two hundred seats on an
aircraft or whatever it is. I don't know, one hundred
and eighty seats or one hundred and sixty, So you're
gonna do air bags on all of those, and then
you have malfunctions during the flight because the pressurization is different.
(16:35):
So those things could be like like pop when you
go up in the air. Your car's not press depressurizing, pressurizing,
you know what I mean. Depends on what I had
for lunch. Just off the top of my head, I
didn't realize you were gonna add but that to me.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I just popped into my head. You know, we're so
safety oriented, and when you said seat belts, that's what
made me think of it. Cars cars now literally have
like twelve thirteen air bags.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah. Yeah, you tried to do that in an aircraft.
It would be incredibly costly. I mean to build one
of those is already stupid. Anyway, Now you throw that
in the mix times whatever that cost is per suit,
times that many seeds. Then you got the maintenance of
those things, and then you got but I think the
press reization's going to be the ultimate problem probably, And
the other thing I've always made a little bit joke
about you know, planes crash and burn, and you know
(17:21):
there's the only thing left is the black box. I'm like,
why don't we make the plane out of the same
stuff the black boxes made up. Yeah,
Hey, I was asking. I was talking to you just quickly,
and you kind of made a little quick reference when
we were getting ready there in the bullpen. But the
SNL fifty, I actually sought it out last night on Peacock.
And I gotta be honest, first and foremost, I didn't
even know if I still had Peacock. I'm that guy
like I don't even know. I'm like, I start, haven't it?
(00:23):
And I like, you know, went to it and was
like opened it up and was waiting as you spinning spinning,
it popped out. I go, I guess I still got it,
because dude, you know, I'm one of those people now
where I've connected some of this stuff to a credit card.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yep, and you don't even pay attention.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I don't the bill comes, I'm like, all and I
don't go down through unless it you know, something like
if the total of the bill is the credit card
is is you know, we're kind of alarming, then I'll
be like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I know exactly what I have. I'm just not sure
I don't have it more.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Than once, so you okay, like you know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
My my Amazon Prime I may be paying for Amazon
Prime plus Showtime plus paying for Amazon Prime on another card.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, so do you have you have pro so to
get Prime you have to have where you can get
it delivered in two days for free. Okay, So I
don't think you can actually pay for it again.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think, well, if you use a different email address,
you can.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I may have had one for my twenty state stuff,
and I may yeah, I think I may have twice yaosa, no, no,
And if I can move it, I might be able to,
you know, do something about it. But I've got to
go in and do a deep dive and find out
what I'm you know.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's just it. They bury it so far. Yeah, that
you know, unsubscribing is literally it'd be easier getting a
meeting with the Pope.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And there are services out there now that say they
will do this for you. However, I don't know. I
just want to give you access to my accounts and stuff.
That makes me uncomfortable today too, nah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Because they're recording all that and don't tell me like, well, no,
we don't bull crap. I wouldn't do that anyway. So
I popped this open, and you know, Stone's sitting there
with me, and I, you know, I start watching it
and and I, you know, you start seeing you know,
just knowing because it I what this one popped over
(02:19):
the weekend, I guess, maybe like for the first time.
So I start watching, thinking, man, we're gonna have some
heavy hitters on here, and you know, Steve Martin comes
out and literally he's he's actually still funny. You got
to set his politics aside. The guy's a raging lib.
(02:39):
The first thing he says is like, I'm a DEI hire.
It's just like, come on, man, do you think only
liberals are watching this, especially when we're talking about fifty
years and you got all these people. And then they
do black Jeopardy and you know that's uh, what's his
name from Good Burger? And only reason I say good
Burger Caste loves that stupid movie Keenan Thompson, that's it,
(03:04):
Thank you, ZAGATEK. And he's the host, you know, And
that's where Tom Hanks was on there doing the you know,
the hillbilly racist with the Maga hat on.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And it wasn't that long ago that I was thinking,
you know, maybe they're finally getting it that every episode
does not have to be I hate Trump and nothing
but I hate Trump. But they went right, Yeah, that
was yeah. So many things over fifty years that they
could have shared that would have been hilarious, but instead
they chose to just reiterread the current crap.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know what's funny though, You know, back to Steve
Martin who was the host, he comes out, does the monologue.
A lot of his stuff was very funny, but I like,
you know, you go back to the jerk and you
go back to his two wild and crazy guys with
Dan Ackroyd and a lot some of the classic but
what put them on the map as far as SNL
and gave them credence and so on. And then you know,
(03:53):
Martin short comes out Marty as Steve calls it, and
he's not a guy who's doing anything political. He just
crosses me. Is the nicest guy, and I don't know
what his political persuasion is. I really don't like imagine that.
And we've talked about this too, where Johnny Carson, you
go back, he was a liberal, but he made fun
of everybody. He made fun of Democrat presidents. You know,
(04:17):
it's just like, why has it become so one sided?
Especially when you talk about guys like Steve Martin who
go back so fart God they have they suffer. He
was rent free. They they suffer from Trump to arrangement syndrome.
And then by the way back to Black Jeopardy. Eddie
Murphy was on there and he is abnormally weird hands,
which I just noticed, you know what I'm talking about.
(04:40):
His hands are like they look fake. They it's like
nutty professor. Remember he was like the fat version of himself.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I did not notice his hands doing weird so weird.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He actually was funny, but he was just all he
was doing was mimicking Tracy Tracy Morgan. It was like
his version of Tracy Morgan who was standing next to him.
It was very funny, actually it was. It was funny.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It is good because I don't think Tracy Morgan's all
that fun.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, all it is oll could you prognant? That's all
he says. It seems like that's like how he it's everything.
But there was nothing political going on with them, and
it's funny. Again probably a liberal, but those guys Chris
Rock comes out and he's and h nothing nothing as
far as political goes, Just like, why do you have
(05:27):
to insert that stuff. It sucked, is where I'm going. Yeah,
and I love the old SNL and they had a
lot of heavy hitters on there. For this, I was
really disappointed. Yeah, Edie was underwhelmed.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I didn't get the gold chain Neybrew jacket. I'm not
sure what he was trying to. Hey, I don't know.
It just didn't fit anything.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Maybe he was going with the Tracy Morgan before the
Walmart accident. Maybe you know, I don't know, maybe that
was part of what he Because I'm not privy, I'm like,
did he wear that? Did Tracy go wear that before?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Chris Rock. Funniest thing he could have done is just
enter and keep flinching and eventually go yeah, sorry. I
just got that habit now and right.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And there wasn't one reference to any Will Smith slap
or none of that stuff, which I would imagine. He's like,
I'll be part of this, but I'm not. You're not
gonna act like you gotta slap me. We're not doing
any wheels bag. Yeah. I can see where he's like,
I'm done with that, Like, I don't want to do
that anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I only think I'm sorry I didn't get to see
you on this thing? Was Paul Simon performing Homeward Bout.
I wish I would have been.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
On The opening number was good. It was with that
Sabrina something Stone knew who she was. She's a current
artist carpenters, Brita carpenter. Okay, yeah, I don't know anything
about her. You know she's a current artist. Hey look,
I'm sure she sewing millions of records and blah blah blah.
But she actually had good harmony with him, and it
was really cool to see him perform. I don't know,
(06:49):
Zach attack, did you see any of this or did
you just see like clips and stuff or did you actually.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Watch though I haven't seen any of it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh okay, the way you're like chiming in, I figured
maybe you watched it, so I wanted to give you
a chance of you it's or whatever, But no, I
haven't seen I just happened to know the people talking.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I just was like, oh,
let me simply because I grew up and you did too, Chuck,
and and you maybe somewhat uh you know. Will Ferrell
was was funny. Oh they did the Lawrence Welk thing.
(07:17):
So it was the one gal with the little small
hands who like she came out and that was Stone.
Stone was dying laughing during that.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Really now I'm interested in that because I'm to see Lawrence.
Well that is a very dated topic.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, and I don't even know. I can't remember which
of the SNL stars the guy who played Lawrence Welk
for his name escaped me right the second and then
Kristin Wig I think is the one. Yeah, like I'm dory,
Yeah it was. It was so good. Now that was
really funny. But literally that was it for me. Oh
and uh uh. Scarlett Johansson was one of the girls
(07:54):
in that skit who played one of the three girls,
like who was like up there and she looked at
me too. But anyway, Fred Armison used to play one Fred.
That's him. That's who it was. Absolutely, thank you. Some
of those names obviously I forgot, but yeah, it's a no.
It's a no overall for me.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Dog as a shame.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
So update. First of all, I saw the video of
the Delta plane landing in Toronto, which looked like it
was coming in normal, hit the runway and then it
you know, you see one bounce and the thing roll,
the barrel rolls over on its left side, the wing
snaps excuse me, snaps off, and you see this, this
(08:36):
kind of fireball and the guy video and yet we
can't play the video because all he does is have
f bomb all the way through it. But can you
imagine you're the one filming that. This guy's filming it
over his dash in his car and he's literally filming
it as it lands, and he's like, oh f oh
f he kept it. But that's probably how you would
react if you witness that real time. I can't begin
(08:59):
because you think of imdiately. The thing's just gonna But
with the fireball that happened. And you saw that too, right, Zach,
I mean you and and you had said, uh, I
think you did? You see it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Like the actual Yeah, I'm watching it again right now.
I've watched this about fifty times so far today and
it's crazy. Two things. First of all, it looks as
though it hits so hard that the landing gear on
what would be if you were in a car, the
passenger's side under the wing. Yeah, it looks to me
like that collapses. The engine hits the ground and blows
(09:33):
and it spins over when that that wing comes off
from the explosion. That's what it looks like to me.
But I'm just an idiot watching a YouTube video.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, when it when it was up on it on
its top, over on its top, the was both of
the land the wheels the front and the two back
wheel were they up in the air, because I I
want to say that that was a description, like one
of the guys was like, and then the uh you know,
the landing gear was just up in the air or
while it was laying on its top. But when you
(10:02):
see the people the different video, it's crazy. The society
we live in is what I'm going for. People are
getting off of that plane and somebody is the wherewithal
to have their phone and turn it on. Even though
it's a quick clip, it's literally people inside the plane
you can see and hear, and they're exiting the plane,
and somebody had actual video of that. I gotta tell you,
(10:25):
I don't know that I would if you're involved in
something like that, how do you what kind of a
Either you're like you have balls of steel or you're
a moron. I don't know which.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm glad that that is an alien concept to you.
Because honestly, unless I needed video footage to protect myself
in court, the last thing I do is grab my phone.
I'm sick of people's somebody's getting the crap beat out
of them in the grocery store parking lot. You could help,
you could do something, you could make the world a
better place. Instead, you whip out your phone so you
(10:59):
can be Facebook face. That ticks me off. Man, We've
stopped helping each other because we all want to get
video and put it up online and important through somebody
else's misery. I can't stand that about us.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's definitely a mindset because some of that, like that
one woman who took that video upside she's still upside down.
Oh Mike, before she unbuckled, or make sure you know
the plane wasn't on fire. Let me start my camera
and start rolling. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's interesting,
it's compelling as hell. We we get a look at
literally these people almost just died within twenty seconds prior,
(11:35):
and we have video right after. That's the weird society
we live in. Right now.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Now, I'm looking at the aftermath here, the slowdown, after
everything's all done, Planes rested, people are off and everything.
We've got nosegear, but I don't see any midsection landing
gears to gem up in the air.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Okay, so maybe it did collapse. Yeah, But there was
a couple of guys, one of them I saw on
It was on Good Morning America this morning, and one
guy was talking to snuffle Upeicus and talking about how
he he said it two different times. He said, how
everybody was. It was quiet as soon as it happened,
(12:14):
and then he said, they start everybody started helping other people,
And that to me was like amazing that there wasn't pandemonium. Yeah,
and it wasn't every man for himself, he said. He
started helping the lady next to him, who was sitting
next to him, And man, what a bizarre scene from inside.
When you see the video and you can see the
(12:35):
underside of where all of the luggage like that would
go in the overhead bins. That thing is over your
head where the vents are where air blows, and then
also the little lights on there and then the way
you summons, you know, any of the flight attendants. It
is crazy to see that people are stepping over that
and then the little basically just the little area between
(12:56):
both sides where all of the overhead bends go, which
is the actual roof of the plane. It's crazy to
see people walking in that. It's like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
God, you know how twisted I am. Though. If I
were on that plane hanging from my seat and every
four all done, now, I'm gonna be stewardess. Can I
get a pillow? You know, because I would have to
lighten the mood. I'm like, we're all alive, Thank God
for that. Get these people to laugh real quick before
anybody panics.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I mean, that would be that would be adding levity
in that situation.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That could make you laugh at a funeral home.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's what. Oh I know, brother, I've known you like
since the beginning of our careers. I absolutely believe that.
Here's one clip one of the guy that was describing
this scene right after this is pretty fascinating.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
It was routine, but like it was noticeable that the
runways were kind of in a weird condition. And when
we hit it was just a super hard light Like
I hit the ground and the plane went sideways, and
I believe we skidded like on our side and then
flipped over on our back. Where we ended out. There
(14:07):
was like a big fireball out this left side of
the plane. And when we got finished, it was I
was upside down. Everybody else was there as well.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I mean, to see a fireball outside the plane. The
one guy described feeling the heat through the window of
the fireball. You have to be thinking, right then, even
if you're able to put thoughts together, aren't you thinking
this is it? I mean, this is the end weird.
I mean, how many people survive an airplane crash where
(14:37):
there's an explosion like that and you feel the heat
through the window and then you go, you know, you
have the wherewithal of somehow you made it all. Eighty people,
by the way, have survived. Here's another guy. Now this
is interesting because this is they call this describing of
the chaos.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It was mass chaos.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I was upside down.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
The lady next to me, he was upside down.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We kind of let ourselves go and fell to hit
the ceiling, which is surreal feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And then everybody was just like.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Get out, get out, get out. We could smell like
jet fuel. Yeah, he said, mass chaos. But it's interesting.
The guy that spoke to snuffle up against said that
it was kind of quiet. Yeah, and really orderly.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Even the video, people are walking very calmly away from
the plane and going into the airport. Nothing seemed very chaotic.
It must have been just respective.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
If you were one of the people that somehow, when
you know the plane's landing, you decide to be like
a vigilant. I'm not putting on my seat, but you
would have probably died there, would have broken your neck, yeah,
because you falling like that, if the thing flipping over,
you'd have land you know, on your head or whatever.
But I think about that kind of stuff all the time.
(15:48):
We always kind of make fun like make sure your
trade tables in the upright position, your seats in the
full upright position, and we're like, well, you know when
they're doing that as you're landing, and make sure your
seat belt securely from across your lap, you know, and
all this stuff. One percent.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
This is why Okay, now you just made a question
pop into my head. With your car having thirty six
different air bags on it, now, why are there no
air bags on airplanes?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I mean, uh, I probably cost because you have a
couple of air bags in an air and your you know,
in your vehicle, you got two hundred seats on an
aircraft or whatever it is. I don't know, one hundred
and eighty seats or one hundred and sixty, So you're
gonna do air bags on all of those, and then
you have malfunctions during the flight because the pressurization is different.
(16:35):
So those things could be like like pop when you
go up in the air. Your car's not press depressurizing, pressurizing,
you know what I mean. Depends on what I had
for lunch. Just off the top of my head, I
didn't realize you were gonna add but that to me.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I just popped into my head. You know, we're so
safety oriented, and when you said seat belts, that's what
made me think of it. Cars cars now literally have
like twelve thirteen air bags.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah. Yeah, you tried to do that in an aircraft.
It would be incredibly costly. I mean to build one
of those is already stupid. Anyway, Now you throw that
in the mix times whatever that cost is per suit,
times that many seeds. Then you got the maintenance of
those things, and then you got but I think the
press reization's going to be the ultimate problem probably, And
the other thing I've always made a little bit joke
about you know, planes crash and burn, and you know
(17:21):
there's the only thing left is the black box. I'm like,
why don't we make the plane out of the same
stuff the black boxes made up. Yeah,
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