Stump Stacia

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Episode Transcript

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Back in the day. My momused to My mom worked at Nappa back
in the day, used to bringthese big, huge card bars boxes.
Yeah, so we had that tobreak dance on. She would bring it
home for us. We used todo that. What I was really getting
to here was I'm so happy thatit was not easy to record any of
that like it is now. Thereis no video footage anywhere, sure none.

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No all people out there. Ifyou knew Mark Blazer back in the
day, my video, there's nobodythat has me up on the face place.
I'd promise nobody to act and allof them, nobody has any of
that, I promise it is.There is no footage anywhere, thank god.
But Manda, we have some fun. We had some fun over in

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the Strawberry Farms area, Let's justput it that way. It was what
a great time, man o.Man, it was so much more carefree
than we live in now and whatkids are growing up in now. But
sorry, I'm not going to startget off my I'm not gonna go,
Oh look who it is, it'syour kids, Get off my lawn.

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He's been practicing perfect, man,Marshall. It is sweltering today, man,
it's eighty six degrees out there rightnow. I love it. I
mean, that's it's July outside ofthe temperatures like this. Honestly, on
your top down, see me onthe car. I mean, sorry since
for clarifying. Oh whoops, sorry, Marshall's like you can see me.

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Whoops. No. No, Usuallyon my way into work, I don't
have the top down on the car. Well, your hair, with the
hair, it's a situation. You'dbe all, you go eighties on us?
Yes, I would. In fact, I would minus the aqua net.
You'd be like, look at as. Yeah. So I finally have
that mid eighties feather back there.It is nice. There's pictures of that.

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I know that. Yeah, sureare yeah there are yeah, yeah
there. It is so pool weatherout there today, shorts, t shirts.
It's actually a little bit humid,so it does. It feels like
July outside. Record high for todaywas eighty eight degrees, set back in
nineteen fifty nine. We're not quitethere, but by golly, we are

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close. We're gonna drop into thesixties overnight tonight. There is the slightest
chance for a passing shower, maybeeven a chance at a thunderstorm, but
those are gonna be isolated at best, but you might get a few rain
drops tonight. Better chance for raintomorrow, especially in the afternoon, showers,
thunderstorms, cold front coming through eightythree before the front shows up and

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then dropping into the sixties tomorrow night, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, all a chancefor showers and thunderstorms each day.
All right, Marshall, thank youvery much. Eighty five, Marshall says
eighty six. It's oh there's anotherone from Budini. I've never heard this
one. Yeah, I don't thinkyou knew any stuff, but guarantee the

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professor of hip hop does, absolutelyhe does, which you can see tonight.
What's on five I'm forty tonight andthen seven pm and then ten pm
on Fox twenty eight. Perfect.Okay, well let's do it without further
ado. How did you do well? First off, let's get into this.
It's I'm for stomped station Bro.I lost last week. No,

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do you hear me? Listen toBro? That comes from my kid,
my five year old. Everybody's bro. Now, Oh, I know he
calls me, that calls Jenny thatyou know. We told Johnny, We
said listen, it's fine. Wethink it's funny. But if you if
we hear you're calling your teachers,bro, yeah, you're gonna be they
take they take umbrage with that forwhatever reason. It's just like they don't
mean it disrespectful. Right, it'sjust a nickname. Now we're telling we're

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telling him it's fine at home,we think it's funny. But does Robert
do that as he's like bro,Like like if he's he gets frustrated.
Okay, John, he's in Broand he says, oh, maybe he's
but they're so sick, right hesaid that today and I was like,
yeah, those those puppets are sick, sick, sick. Maybe we should
give him some medicine job. He'slike, mah no, I don't mean

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they're sick. He's like, let'sgo. I said, buddy, two
weeks from today is your last dayin pre k and then you're gonna move
to a new school for kindergarten.He said, let's go. And I
was like, Okay, what inthe world. And now he's got me
saying it. I'm like, no, Bro, I lost. So you
lost last week? Did on stumpStasia and it was probably Loftus's fault.

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I'm guessing. Yeah, that's whatit was. And it's a new month.
No, yes, yeah, whatI forget. It was something.
It was something very obvious and youjust outthought yourself. Yeah, because it
was. It was like, there'sno way that could be fake. That's
totally real. And I messed itright right right right right there. Yes

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see, got you. Okay,So we have three headlines and today two
of the headlines are real. Sotoday choose the fake news news one is
fake, one is or tour arereal real. First headline, Dorito's offering

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family lifetime supply of chips for whoevernames baby Dorito or do Rida. Johnny
recently discovered. Yeah, he's afan cool Ranch Nacho cheese right now the
cool Ranch is too spicy for him. But okay, so it's delicious.

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So yeah, they're offering a familylifetime supply of chip for whoever name is
baby Dorito or Dorida if they havea female. I think there should be
for short do you could do andthen Dorita? Okay, here's your headline
there. Joshua Stasia uk Man turnshis backyard into a full wild West town.

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Uk Man turns his backyard into afull wild Western town. That's interesting
that the UK would be interested inthat kind of lore of the wild West.
Kind of intriguing. I like that. Have you ever been to one
of those little wild West towns wherethat re enacted South Dakota? Dude,

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that's that's the one, that's thedead Wood. I've been. I've been
in the building that that famous barsaloon. Yeah, whoam it? Man,
that's cool. You've been to somereally cool. It was the greatest
vacation I've ever had in my life. My wife and I we were college
kids, and my mom gave mea grand as kind of like I here,

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and we drove in my black nineteenninety seven to four Mustang GT all
the day. What I didn't knowyou were part of the Mustang gang.
What. I had a red one, then I had a black one in
college. Does it's never come up? I don't know. I haven't owned
one in like since two thousand andnine. I'm in the gang too,
Just so you know, I am. I actually had an orange one,

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I know, in nineteen ninety five, and I had that. It was
brand new. I bought it atRiker. It was brand new. They
had just changed the rear head lightsfrom the from the horizontal to the vertical.
That's when I actually it was aninety six. I'm sorry because ninety
five was the last year they hadthe horizontal tail lights. Tail light,
yes, and then it was orangeGT, and then I had a black

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GT when I first met Jenny andg that was part of why she liked
me. The Mustang is it's likethe coolest car and it's one of those
things that everybody can agree on.No one thinks that the Mustang is not
a cool car. I don't recommendit necessarily for cross country trips, but
because it's stiff, you know,like the suspension. Yeah. Yeah,
the best road trips I've ever hadhave been in that in my Mustang.

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Let me tell you something. Icould not haul ass through Kansas quick enough
because that is the most boring placein the entire universe. There's nothing in
Kansas. Account. Yeah. Wewent up to the Sequoias and so we're
experiencing the Sequoias with the top down, crossing the Golden Gate Bridge with the
top down. See now that that'sdude, that was cool. Okay.
When you're going around the mountains andyou're going there in the rocky mountains and

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you're in a Yeah, it's it'swhite mental driving. As they said,
all right, certain final headline,brothel giving discounts to virgin men with note
from therapists. Okay, say thatone more time. Brothel giving discounts to
virgin men with note from therapists ifthey come with a note from the therapist.

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Yeah, with note from therapist,give you a discount apparentoily. Yeah,
you have to have the note fromthe therapist to get the discount.
Anybody know any therapists that will writeme a note? Stop, anybody out
there, this doesn't apply to you. You have to k it so obviously.
All right. So then we havethe wow the brothel with the note,

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and then we have the Wild Westtown for the man in the UK
turning his backyard, and then beforethat, what was yours? The first
one I didn't write them down thistime because I've had the first one was
Dorito's offering family lifetime supply chips forwhoever names baby Dorito or Derita. That
one sounds real, and I thinkthat the one about the man with the

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with the Wild West town, thatsounds real. So I think the fake
one is the brothel. Yeah,that's the real one. That's a real
one. Yes, fake on thefake one. That totally sounds like something
Dorito's would pull though, doesn't it. Wow? How they not tried this

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right? It sounds it sounds totallylike a publicity type stuff to get What
does a lifetime supply of Dorito's actuallylook like? A lifetime supply is a
lifetime for the baby or is itthe lifetime family lifetime supply. Lifetime supply,
not a year's supply. Lifetime.So you have a kid at twenty

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three, you can live easily anothersixty five seventy years, and that's a
long term house. Every month everywhere they would camp. But obviously they
would say you get two bags amonth or you know what I mean,
they would it's not a lifetime supplythat those you bastards you lied to me.
Thank goodness, this is fake news. Yes, well, there's always

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next week because you can start yourMay sweep there, you know, trafficking weather