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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thirty eight right now and clammy and clammy.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's your aunt Edna's when the weather describes your aunt.
It's thirty eight and clammy.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Is there anything dry?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Right exactly?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's gonna be areas of drist and missile, drist and mizzle.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Wow, that's somehow got messed up. It's not missed and drizzle.
It's drissed and mizzle.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's gonna be areas of drist and missile.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh okay, we don't want any of that. I don't
think that sounds dangerous.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
I've never understood the clammy thing. It's just one of
those words that we use to describe something and when
you sit and you think about it, your head starts
to hurt. He say, why they hell do clams? How
do clams get involved with describing clammy a feeling?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't, Yeah, what's it? Where did he come that?
Speaker 7 (00:50):
But what I want to know, that's what I want
to know. Who was the first dude to eat like
a clam? How starving were they?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Right?
Speaker 7 (00:58):
I'm going to bust open this show and whatever's in there,
I'm gonna choke it down like that's a that's a
sad state of affairs right there.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, no doubt, undigested pearls for many years. And then
you also people are triggered by the word moist too. Yeah,
some girls.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Right now, you just caused four people to wreck their
cars for women are over there going moist.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And I did it again.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
There's a whole list of words that that women just despise.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Moist. Nipple is up there, but I.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Did that at the top of the show, right start.
I threw out a nipple. You get a nipple moist
and then it will explode.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh boy, don't combine them. Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm living on the edge.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You are crazy? Have those words too, don't we know?
There's no words that make you cringe? No, really, I'm
what do you got?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What's what?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
The one that comes immediately mind quite frankly, he's a
grown man. Panties. I I the word panties just makes
me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I can say, you gotta try wearing a size bigger.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Will The phone thing is all the rage and I'm
trying to be up with everybody. But no, it's it's
just that word. Just it seems odd to me as
a grown person to say it unless it's a little girl.
Come here, baby, let me get your panties, change your
little granddaughter or whatever. But you see now you don't
want to come you dude, You come home.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
You look at your beautiful wife and you're like, what
are you doing with those panties?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Come all right?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I want to hear from from the listeners what words?
What words set them off? We will blow up all
I want to know what words. This is great as
a social experiment.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
John Cougar talked about dribble off those Bobby Brooks. Let
me do what I please.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, remember that them Bobby Brole me do what. I
have no idea what Bobby Brooks.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Are gotta be a brand jeans like Gloria Vanderbilt Bobby
Brooks jeans in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, so I didn't know if they.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Were Tony Dog manufacturer Bobby Brooks.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Sucking chili dog? Way, how are you eating that? What
are you doing? How about chewing on.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
A chili dog? How about that taking a bite of.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Sucking on it?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
This we've taken a horrible turn.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm I'm gonna I gotta throw this out there too,
because I was even talking to Zach about it earlier.
And I said, man, I this if there's ever a
time to bring this up.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And I've kind of been holding on to it. But
the other day I'm.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Not kidding you when I say my son asked my
wife what Hoctua means?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Swear to you. She goes, where does he? I go?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What? Let me stop you? When where does he? He's
he's gonna be eleven in a couple of days. And
I said, unfortunately, this is the world we live in. Yes,
and yeah, I'm I'm trying my hardest to slow it
down as fast as hard as I can.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I guess I.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Should say, but Haktua, that's the name, that's the no
I know exactly what, But Hawktua girl took the high
road she has been. People were trying to get her
to do an OnlyFans. She said no. She got offered.
I forget what. There's like a few online girly mags.
She said no.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
About how much she could have made off of Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, but I think she's doing better now.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Well that's great.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
He's got a podcast, she's pretty successful. She's got young
boys going, mommy, what's Hoctua's that's.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
The noise you make? When you spit about.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That exactly, son, When you get something in your mouth,
you don't like you and that's it.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I experienced the same thing with my daughter during the
Clinton administration, having this here radio station on in the car.
As they were explaining the le whiskey into my little
baby girl asked a cigar and I'm like, oh, dear right, hey, Tim,
welcome to the show. Thanks for listening. Man, your you
got a cringe word.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's not really a gridge word, but it makes my wife.
When we're watching any football game and the commentator says,
that was excellent penetration on.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
The line, there's there's a lot of those in football.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh look that penetration. You love to see that.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Yeah, he's going, who allows that kind of penetration?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's a tight end?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Whoa Tim? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And uh, if you start listening to golf the way
that they start describing, you know, he's.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
The grips too tight. I mean you can get.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You know, somebody somebody had professional tennis players in an exhibition,
you know, match where microphones and the girls could hear
themselves with the noises.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That they made. It was hilarious. Well, they're like they
were shocked. And and it was like a mix.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
It was a mixed doubles things and like Rafael Nadala.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is like this is hilarious. And every time the girls
would hit the ball like ah, but like super loud
to fill a stadium. It was great.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's like they don't even they're they're not even in a.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Cognizant a exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Oh yes, Oh I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And then you shine a light on it, They're like, oh,
I had no idea. It sounded like that you knew
what you were doing. That's why I.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Watch women's tennis. You just don't even have to look
at the TV.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You just hear. H. We've really got to get him cable.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, what I was gonna say is I don't think
they do. Here's why I don't think they know, Mike,
I'm telling you. I'm telling you, it's because it's got
the low end in it.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
If it were.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
If it were the higher one, it almost sounds like
it could be misgivestrued as constipation.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm just saying, we hooked a microphone up in the
toilets of a woman's prison.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And here's what we got. South women's tennis.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I feel like because it's the there's more of a
it's not the you know, that's.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Where you go, oh, they know what they're doing. But
when it's the you know, you're like, it's not a
turn on, Like what is that? I don't know, that's
kind of word.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I love that you have an opinion on this.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I know I actually thought this through fright.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Yes, we just opened up a little Pandora's Box of
what goes Han and Blazer's brain send.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
At home watching TV with a legal pant in his hand.
Now I noticed the dicibel level. It was just a
little couple of times you bring out.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Okay, you please stay caught.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Wow, Wow, that was fantastic when I seen you guys.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, this will be the last show probably, so you know,
hopefully you have room on your team for me.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, welcome aboard. It's how manny.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Anytime you play anything big, you doing anything big here?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
The holiday time, I have been thinking about I've been
making Thanksgiving. I was in Florida last week. I was
doing shows in Orlando, shows in Tampa, Alabama. Then I
went to Huntsville, Alabama, which was a great one because
there's a space center there and there's there's hillbilly sound
and rocket scientists, which is.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Wild to have.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, we're gonna put that baby up there. We're gonna
get her up to orbit.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
So i'ven't done so I've been thinking about Thanksgiving now
for a good solid two weeks and I'm bringing back
I did this tradition a couple of years ago. I'm
bringing it back this year, the second Thanksgiving, because what
happens is you go to like neighbors, not neighbors, but
like family house. You know, we're going to the big thing,
and everything's not quite right how you want it. Do
(08:49):
a second secret Thanksgiving at your home with everything the
way you want it, same day or next day or
oh you have to cook, you cook it all the
same day.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Right, but you don't the good stuff over Ah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I see that at your place.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now, That's what I was going to ask you too,
because we I don't know about Chuck, but when I say,
we am talking about me and my wife. We have
four years, go to two the same day, we end up,
we go to my side of the family, and then
we end up in the afternoon at my wife's side
(09:23):
of the family. And that's pretty much been in the
order every year.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, but you.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Know, look, I I'm not going to act like I'm
gonna complain about having to eat two Thanksgiving meals.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
But it does create It can create problems.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Right when when things are just a little off, you're like, oh,
would you like some more stuffing? And like, oh, there's
there's it's a sausage stuff what do you Okay? It's
not bad, it's just not right there where I want it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Right, that's the thing that we've So do you do
stuff like that? I don't know where like situation.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I will cook stuffing. I'm gonna do.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
I'm gonna do my my freakin' store bought pumpkin pie.
I'm gonna hook my friends at Costco are gonna hook
me up. I'm gonna get a giant one of those
giant Costco pumpkin pies are big. Yes, yes, I can
eat one by myself and.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
They're like five bucks or something too.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The best, it's the best.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I'll make my own stuffing. I'll do a little, tiny,
little turkey breast. I'm just gonna run the freaking the
cranberry sauce still can shaped.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
The gelatinous.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Right, That's when you know it's good. Right when it
still has the shape of the cane. Oh, I'm gonna
mess it up. There's it's gonna be. It's gonna be phenomenal.
Yeah you said he's Hawaiian rolls.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Now everything just got fixed. No matter what was wrong,
everything's good.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
The next day, that turkey those make those little turkeys
get a brand new jar of Mao, so you're not worried.
I hate playing the Mayo game. You open up the
jar of Mao and then you're like, and you can't
see the date on it, and you yeah, yeah, take
a sniff.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
You're like, put it next to the parquet in the
refriger park gets like, hey, open the medal.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's like, man, maybe.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, because those are you look on the you go
twenty twenty two?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Why is this still in the fridge. Man, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
I found some soup the other night where I'm like,
really twenty nineteen.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
I see, that's part we talked about the other day.
I've got to end my Thanksgiving Day with the Kings
Hawaiian the French meal, and I gotta have a turkey
sandwich before.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Being yes, yes, yeah, dude, I'll do the thing where
I'll take the whole package, turn it sideways, and just
cut the whole thing open.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We are making twenty fours lighters at a time.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
That's evil genius right there.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I love it, and I know where I'm going over
to Michael's. That's a fact.