The jellyfish haircut

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Episode Transcript

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So yeah, Chuck and I Douglas, he and I were talking about the
Beverly Hills Cop four that's going tobe coming up. And you remember me,
I brought it up a couple ofweeks ago when it it you know,
information surface that it was. Itwill be coming out again. I'm
a little leery because coming to Americatoo, first of all, took a

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long time to come out. Thenit sucked. So I was just like,
come on, man, please,don't don't do it just to do
it. You would think Eddie Murphyat this point is not doing something just
to do it. How he's Iwas actually I'm trying to figure out like

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how much how much money he isactually worth? And because yeah, he's
worth two hundred and fifteen million dollars. This guy, in other words,
is not doing Yeah he is notdoing another Beverly Hills cop because he needs
the cash. I mean, he'sworth two hundred and fifteen million. No,

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I didn't realize. Judge Reinhold andthen the uh Tiger guy. Yeah,
Rosewood and Taggert are in it,both of them. I'm surprised.
Judge Reinwell, I'm not surprised alive. The other guy I am. I
figured he would pay well. Andit's funny you say that, because Chuck
even said, he goes, Iwonder what he's looking like now or whatever,
because he was he was looking youknow what forty ish fifty ish in
in Beverly Hills, cop Yeah,like, which is, however, many

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years ago. So I'm just learybecause I was like, oh, man,
do we need another one? Becauseone, two and three pretty good?
By three pretty good? And thenyou're going, man, are they
doing one just to do one here? And so then so then Chuck says
to me, because we're talking aboutand it all was brought up by like

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somehow Neutron Dance was, which wasin the I think the point is that
was in on one of the soundtracksfor one, two or three. I
can't remember that all runs together forme. So we were talking about that
and the soundtrack I go, remember, ax ol f you know that Harold
Faultmeyer or what have you. Ithink that's his name, fault Meyer,
Harold whatever, and he Chuck goes, they're probably gonna hip hop it up

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or do something with it. Andso he just stuck his head in here
and was like, you know,at the top of the Hours, Like,
dude, remember when I was tellingyou changed the theme song a little
bit. It sounds a little moremodern. It's got a little more modern
flare. Yeah, do you seeis the modern one anywhere? Zach attack?
If you see it? If yeah, he's uh, he's look,

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he's searching for it. So Iwas like, and then I was saying
to you real quick, sorry.Then I was going, it sounded like
when you pulled it up right beforewe were going on the air. Here
you pulled it up on your phone, and I was like, I started
hearing it. It was different,the axual f theme. And then I'm
going, please tell me they didnot add lyrics to that and like put
put a rap over it. Pleasetell me they did. They didn't do

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that, because you can't do thatto that song. And they didn't.
You said that. So the theguy who plays Taggard, John Ashton,
is seven. He was thirty fiveyears old in that movie. Okay,
okay, but man, I'm tellingyou, thirty five year olds look a
lot older back in the year.Isn't that funny? Apparently you're right,
You're right. Remember when Rosewood waslike trying to help him over the wall.

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And I was like, yeah,there'll be no scene like that now.
They can't pull that. Well,dude. And then their boss Ronnie
Cox, you know who was likethe chief or whatever. He's eighty five
and he's going to be in thismovie. Oh my god. See this
is pure nostalgia right now has mefired up. I want to see it.
It's gonna be on Netflix only,I know, so I'm gonna have
to sincerely, somebody who has Netflix, you gonna invite me over to watch

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this because I grew up. I'veseen all three of the Beverly Hills Cop
I'm the guy who actually really likesBeverly Hills Cop three. I thought it
was fun. So you're not goingto fill with the banana to doorbike.
I mean it's so when they satUncle Dave Uncle Dave at the theme park,
Oh yeah, dude. Plus dude, he was something Bronson pin Show

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is back as the flamboyant. Wellyou know, he's back the museum curator
guy or whatever who came up withall those weird weapons. He was in,
Uh, what was the what wasthe series Perfect Strangers? That's it.
He was Balkie, right, Yes, he was Balkie. But this
is so cool. They've got Josenwa, Gordon Lee, Kevin bacon Is,

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Paul Riser from him and Helen Huntdid what about you? Or mad about
You? Mad about you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, man, it
looks like it's going to be Itlooks like it's going to be good.
But I was all fired up aboutcoming to America too as well, and
then want when I watched it.So you would think Eddie at this point

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in his career would not take adud a stinker. He would not do
it. I mean, I guesshe would if they gave him enough money.
I'm not even seeing what kind ofhe's received he received, he was
received for this, he has receivedfor this, But I uh it,

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look the nostalgia trip will make itworth it anyway, right, I think
so? I think so. Bewarethe jellyfish cut. It's the latest hair
trend. Over thirty four million viewson TikTok. TikTok is destroying the world.

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Yeah yeah it is. It's it'slike a going to my old man
get off. And also it's it'sbasically allowing China to have access to your
children. They're gonna use AI technologyto blackmail your children. They're gonna there's
all kinds of stuff that they're doingwith TikTok that is pure evil. It'll
never be in my house. Iwon't allow it. I don't I don't

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want, I don't want. Uh. I think we're bad. Josie.
I'm probably safe with she's too oldfor this, but I hope Stone doesn't
go. Yeah, Dad, Iwanted to get the want to get the
jellyfish cut. You know what itis. Listen to this. It combines
a cheek length bob over long hairthat is styled like tentacles and colored purple

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green or bright red. All right, I want you to paint this picture
for me one more time. I'mtrying to imagine this. So it's cheek
length bob. Okay, check lengthbob, mom bob. Yeah over.
You know, it's long hair that'sstyled like tentacles and colored purple green or
bright red. So I think theymight even take parts of it out so

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the tentacles will be separated, becauseif it was a solid, you know,
solid hair, how would they getto that. I'm gonna google this.
This better not also be a positionin bed jellyfish. Yeah, yeah,
watch, I'd be careful. Imean if she asked jellyfish, that
didn't you know you're having a reallygood night that night? Yeah, because
I don't think that really is aposition. I love making position the jellyfish.

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Jellyfish cut. Yeah, jellyfish cut. Oh my god, I mean,
come on, really, what theheck? It's just goofy. That
is ugliest sin And my god,it looks like a jellyfish. It really
does. Somebody said underneath a clipof the cut and color, saying,

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I'm all for doing what you want, but there is a difference between something
being quirky and just plain ugly.But this is a trend right now.
It's having short and long hair atthe same time. It's kind of Cindy
lauperish, isn't it. If yougo back to remember she had the asymmetrical
haircut where one side was kind oflong. A yes, And that's,

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by the way, that's making ahuge comeback amongst women of a certain type.
So that's a jellyfish is kind ofreminiscent of that, isn't it.
No, not from the pictures Iwas seeing there. Yeah, yeah,
it said. It's also the updatedmullet is also accompanied by a fantasy like

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hair color. Like I said,purple Green topping the list. Yeah,
it's a hard note for me.Dog if I hear if Stone tries this,
I'm gonna be like and let mejust put it this way. You'll
thank me later, is what I'lltell you. All the pictures of the
women I'm seeing on Google who havethis haircut, I guarantee you I wouldn't
ever want to talk to them either, because they're clearly not mentally well and

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probably communists. So there were nowhat you would consider attractive women with this
particular Now they all look like yourtypical just beat up commy woman. That's
the way, you know, lookslike you be an Antifa beat up commy
woman. Well, you know,they have that certain look about them.

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They just they don't do anything tolike dress nice, They don't do anything
to impress. As matter of fact, they're just looking to be pissed off.
They hate men, yes, andare you know our evil our evil
wieners of death. You know,I mean, dude, it just you
know what I'm talking about, bitterfeminist types. Hey do I sound a
little lazy again? Let me hitYeah, that's it's just a vape vape

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pen. Yeah. Oh it's thethe Mark Hunter Biden this morning, the
Vapo and Hailer. Yes from Vix, from Vix. This is my new
favorite thing, dude. It's there'sno medicine in this. That's the beauty
of it. So you're not goingto develop it in a tolerance intolerance if
you will, right, No,but you can develop I'm sure a nose

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addiction, you know, like youjust have to do this now, like
it just becomes like you don't feelright. Hey, would you wait eight
hours to try an in and outburger? Would you wait eight hours to
try any food? No? Iwould not. Well in in Idaho?
They did. They were desperate totry Idaho's first in and out, so
they wait did eight hours in line. Some of them were even camping out

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overnight. I get it for thePS five remember when that was coming out?
Sure, the new you know whatever, that kind of you have that
throughout history, those kinds of thingspeople remember. Back in the day,
you would have people which you're notgonna be this is probably gonna be a
Buzzard's nest who was a record storeon the uh well, there were a
couple different ones, but people wouldcamp out overnight to get tickets for concerts

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and so on that stuff. Idid that. Yeah, so there it
is. I understand that it's yourfavorite group, they're coming to town.
You gotta get front row. Andthis is before the way that it's handled
now, which is good luck.You're gonna take it in the keyster if
you have to get front row forwhatever. I understand that, But not
for a burger, not for anin and out burger. It doesn't make

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sense. Why somebody, Why wouldn'tyou just wait till the next day or
the day after. Well, firstof all, it's gonna be months before
that thing calms down, probably mostlikely not to the tune of eight hours
though the next even if you waitedthe next day, the day after,
be interested to see what it isthis weekend? Well? Remember remember when
Popeye's chicken sandwiches were a thing andthey would sell out and people were waiting

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hours. Is it kind of likethat? I guess. I don't know.
Like how you opened that Popeyes thereon Sawmill, you know where,
right there where the old burger kingwas, ye Walmart. Yeah, I've
actually I've been to that one.I have too. I didn't like it,
but I remember when they first openedthat up like people were backed up
onto sawmill waiting and turn right tothe point where the cops are like,
no, you can't do this,you're blocking the road. We will find

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you and sink at you. It'skind of like that then. I don't
know how they're doing it, butI bet the cops they are going nuts.
Love that chick. Do you Ido? Do you do? I
do? Traffagan? Sorry Travagan,Weather together for you in that vix thing
you just snorted. Good look