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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanks for listening the Mark Blazer Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got writer, comedian, editor and she for that show
tonight dot com Michael Loftus joining me. Now he is
at the at the studios, like a couple thousand miles away,
but by the magic of technology, like we're in the
same room.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's goofball antics, high tech wizardry. Hey, Harry Potter, why
don't you wave that magic wand makes a good radio.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's Harry Carry almost That's that's Harry Carry.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Harry Potter. I came.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I came to Hogwarts to learn how expell leamus and
have some budweiserus.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
There's a flyball cetter Field too out.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Frosty, but a frosty Budweiser here at Hogwarts, Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm Harry Potter Carry Potter so good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know it'd be funny if you just did that
in public. People don't know you just walk up and
just start talking like that, right if they even.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Knows Harry Carry anymore. So I'll just be the weird
guy who talks like this. Hey, check out the kid
in the sombrero. What's your name? How'd you get inside
the woes Harry carry I had the pleasure to meet
Harry Carey many many years ago. Yes, I was in Chicago.
(01:29):
I was doing stand up. He opened up a he
had a club, like a little restaurant bar downtown. Went
there with some other comics. We were hammered. Harry Carey
comes in there with this giant floor length fur coat,
just like a pimp with a hot chick on each arm.
I'm like, dude, you win it, life, You win it life.
(01:50):
You're half drunk all the time, you watch baseball and
you got a couple of ex playboy playmates.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
On your arm. Congratulations. I love it. Oh man, that's good.
I love it. It's you a good top. He didn't
live at Cherry Bottom Road. No, no, no, did you
happen to see this? Uh? This in mister McBride comment.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I know this is like kind of a big, kind
of a thing that's happening right now.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's awesome. It's this, you know, you know. The Rep.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Sarah McBride of Delaware is a man who is trans yeah,
and is clearly a sitting member of Congress, and so,
during a congressional hearing that happened earlier this week, Keith self,
who is also a sitting member of Congress out of Texas,
said he's not a he's not obliged to engage in
(02:42):
McBride's fantasy, called him mister McBride, and uh, there's a
I mean, he's just getting berated for saying this. And
when I watched this video earlier, Michael and I watched
it twice and by the end, by the end of
the my blood pressure had just doubled by the second
time loging because I was like, how dare this guy
(03:04):
start talking to one of his members this way? And
basically give me I don't understand the direction of these
people and society right now, and they they're ready to
die on this hill, this thing where you have to
participate in what's going on with me? And how I want?
I mean, it is a it's head scratcher. But listen
(03:26):
to this audio. Check this out.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I now recognize the representative from Delaware, mister McBride.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Thank you, madam, Chair ranking Member Keating also wonderful star Chairman.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Could you repeat your instruction again, please?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yes, it's a we have set the standard on the
floor of the House, and I'm simply.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
What is that standard? Mister chairman, would you repeat what
you just said you introduced a duly elected representative from
the United States of America, please.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I will the representative from Delaware, mister McBride.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Mister chairman, you are out of order. Mister chairman, have
you no decency? I mean I have come to know
you a little bit, but.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
This is not decent.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
We will continue this.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You will not continue it with me unless you introduce
a duly elected representative the right way.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This hearing is adjourned.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Ah, have you no decency? I wonder to see like
and what was the hearing even on? I don't see.
This is a kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Garbage that just drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You said it wonderfully, bro, I don't have to participate
in your fantasy.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
There's no compelled speech. Everybody loves to talk.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
About, Oh, freedom of speech, freedom of speech. Well this
guy's using it, yes, mister mister McBride.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't really care. Ah, was that
Nancy Mace? That's Marjorie I think Marjorie Taylor Green. It
sounds like Nancy Ma tranny, tranny. I don't really care.
It is it is representativease you're right, you're right man.
That's good dude. I was thinking it was Marjorie Taylor Green,
but you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Well, I think Marjorie Taylor Green has a little bit
more of a Southern accent.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
But yeah, it's uh train. This whole thing, this whole.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Thing is uh. It really does boil down to compelled speech.
And that was a oh, who's that guy from Canada,
the philosopher gentleman who now Jordan Peterson?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That was his whole issue with Canada.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Ah, I won't participate in your compelled speech. So it's
it's what a what a giant waste of time. That's
the other thing that really drives me crazy about it's
such a waste of time. How many trans people are there.
If you're a grown up and you want to live
your life as the opposite sex, go for it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Be happy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I'm not presug You stop bringing it up to little kids,
and don't expect me to play along again.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You and you have to really fool me.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm tired of these big fat dudes claiming their women.
They have beards and a moomoo and a set of
knockers like I don't know what to call you.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
When a little kid like you.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, dude, I did.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
When the kids are are, you know, it doesn't compute
for them. It's not landing there staring at you and
they're going, no, that's it. That's a man, you know,
like they don't when they're when they're confused by what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That should tell you all you need to know.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Kids have no predisposed motive with regard to what they
think is happening with us when we're going, I'm not
participating in your fantasy. It really is as simple as
little kids look at you and go that that but
that's a guy, and you got the the little brain
processing it that way again. Once again, they are not
predisposed of trying to have any other motive other than
(07:06):
they're just going.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, that's not a woman. You should say what you
need to hear.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's great when when the little kids are honest like that,
they'll just go, wow, she's fat, right, Wow, that guy
stinks it's great. It's wonderful that kind of that kind
of honesty, and we could use more of today.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I will tell you this too.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
My mom.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'll never forget this.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
My mom is in one of the grocery stores with
my oldest nephew who's now in his thirties. But he was,
you know, three or four or whatever, and they're going
through there and I'm not going to tell you know,
who was there or what was there. But all he
said to my mom out loud was he goes, what
the heck is that?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He said that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
My mom's like grabbing the cart, like wheeling him out,
like we gotta go, like, you know, trying to get
out of the people staring at him. I was like,
dial lava, but you're right one hundred percent. Well, just
they don't have a filter.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They just boom it. It comes out great.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It's wonderful, and it needs to be celebrated, even in
the halls of Congress. Mister McBride, so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I just watched him.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know, it's like, you know, talking to him, where
is it the quote I actually had that, He's like.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You will uh dag on it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You will not continue the hearing with me unless you
introduce a duly elected representative the right way.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
This hearing is a jerk. I love it. This hearing
is adjourned. It's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Traffic and weather together from day and night, heating and cooling,
Products and deal Mechanical Johnny Hill,
Thanks for listening the Mark Blazer Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I got writer, comedian, editor and she for that show
tonight dot com Michael Loftus joining me. Now he is
at the at the studios, like a couple thousand miles away,
but by the magic of technology, like we're in the
same room.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's goofball antics, high tech wizardry. Hey, Harry Potter, why
don't you wave that magic wand makes a good radio.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's Harry Carry almost That's that's Harry Carry.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Harry Potter. I came.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I came to Hogwarts to learn how expell leamus and
have some budweiserus.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
There's a flyball cetter Field too out.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Frosty, but a frosty Budweiser here at Hogwarts, Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm Harry Potter Carry Potter so good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know it'd be funny if you just did that
in public. People don't know you just walk up and
just start talking like that, right if they even.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Knows Harry Carry anymore. So I'll just be the weird
guy who talks like this. Hey, check out the kid
in the sombrero. What's your name? How'd you get inside
the woes Harry carry I had the pleasure to meet
Harry Carey many many years ago. Yes, I was in Chicago.
(01:29):
I was doing stand up. He opened up a he
had a club, like a little restaurant bar downtown. Went
there with some other comics. We were hammered. Harry Carey
comes in there with this giant floor length fur coat,
just like a pimp with a hot chick on each arm.
I'm like, dude, you win it, life, You win it life.
(01:50):
You're half drunk all the time, you watch baseball and
you got a couple of ex playboy playmates.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
On your arm. Congratulations. I love it. Oh man, that's good.
I love it. It's you a good top. He didn't
live at Cherry Bottom Road. No, no, no, did you
happen to see this? Uh? This in mister McBride comment.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I know this is like kind of a big, kind
of a thing that's happening right now.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's awesome. It's this, you know, you know. The Rep.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Sarah McBride of Delaware is a man who is trans yeah,
and is clearly a sitting member of Congress, and so,
during a congressional hearing that happened earlier this week, Keith self,
who is also a sitting member of Congress out of Texas,
said he's not a he's not obliged to engage in
(02:42):
McBride's fantasy, called him mister McBride, and uh, there's a
I mean, he's just getting berated for saying this. And
when I watched this video earlier, Michael and I watched
it twice and by the end, by the end of
the my blood pressure had just doubled by the second
time loging because I was like, how dare this guy
(03:04):
start talking to one of his members this way? And
basically give me I don't understand the direction of these
people and society right now, and they they're ready to
die on this hill, this thing where you have to
participate in what's going on with me? And how I want?
I mean, it is a it's head scratcher. But listen
(03:26):
to this audio. Check this out.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I now recognize the representative from Delaware, mister McBride.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Thank you, madam, Chair ranking Member Keating also wonderful star Chairman.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Could you repeat your instruction again, please?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yes, it's a we have set the standard on the
floor of the House, and I'm simply.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
What is that standard? Mister chairman, would you repeat what
you just said you introduced a duly elected representative from
the United States of America, please.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I will the representative from Delaware, mister McBride.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Mister chairman, you are out of order. Mister chairman, have
you no decency? I mean I have come to know
you a little bit, but.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
This is not decent.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
We will continue this.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You will not continue it with me unless you introduce
a duly elected representative the right way.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
This hearing is adjourned.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Ah, have you no decency? I wonder to see like
and what was the hearing even on? I don't see.
This is a kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Garbage that just drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You said it wonderfully, bro, I don't have to participate
in your fantasy.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
There's no compelled speech. Everybody loves to talk.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
About, Oh, freedom of speech, freedom of speech. Well this
guy's using it, yes, mister mister McBride.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't really care. Ah, was that
Nancy Mace? That's Marjorie I think Marjorie Taylor Green. It
sounds like Nancy Ma tranny, tranny. I don't really care.
It is it is representativease you're right, you're right man.
That's good dude. I was thinking it was Marjorie Taylor Green,
but you're right.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Well, I think Marjorie Taylor Green has a little bit
more of a Southern accent.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
But yeah, it's uh train. This whole thing, this whole.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Thing is uh. It really does boil down to compelled speech.
And that was a oh, who's that guy from Canada,
the philosopher gentleman who now Jordan Peterson?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That was his whole issue with Canada.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Ah, I won't participate in your compelled speech. So it's
it's what a what a giant waste of time. That's
the other thing that really drives me crazy about it's
such a waste of time. How many trans people are there.
If you're a grown up and you want to live
your life as the opposite sex, go for it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Be happy.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I'm not presug You stop bringing it up to little kids,
and don't expect me to play along again.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You and you have to really fool me.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm tired of these big fat dudes claiming their women.
They have beards and a moomoo and a set of
knockers like I don't know what to call you.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
When a little kid like you.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, dude, I did.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
When the kids are are, you know, it doesn't compute
for them. It's not landing there staring at you and
they're going, no, that's it. That's a man, you know,
like they don't when they're when they're confused by what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
That should tell you all you need to know.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Kids have no predisposed motive with regard to what they
think is happening with us when we're going, I'm not
participating in your fantasy. It really is as simple as
little kids look at you and go that that but
that's a guy, and you got the the little brain
processing it that way again. Once again, they are not
predisposed of trying to have any other motive other than
(07:06):
they're just going.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
No, that's not a woman. You should say what you
need to hear.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
It's great when when the little kids are honest like that,
they'll just go, wow, she's fat, right, Wow, that guy
stinks it's great. It's wonderful that kind of that kind
of honesty, and we could use more of today.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I will tell you this too.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
My mom.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'll never forget this.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
My mom is in one of the grocery stores with
my oldest nephew who's now in his thirties. But he was,
you know, three or four or whatever, and they're going
through there and I'm not going to tell you know,
who was there or what was there. But all he
said to my mom out loud was he goes, what
the heck is that?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He said that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
My mom's like grabbing the cart, like wheeling him out,
like we gotta go, like, you know, trying to get
out of the people staring at him. I was like,
dial lava, but you're right one hundred percent. Well, just
they don't have a filter.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They just boom it. It comes out great.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
It's wonderful, and it needs to be celebrated, even in
the halls of Congress. Mister McBride, so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I just watched him.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know, it's like, you know, talking to him, where
is it the quote I actually had that, He's like.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You will uh dag on it.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You will not continue the hearing with me unless you
introduce a duly elected representative the right way.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
This hearing is a jerk. I love it. This hearing
is adjourned. It's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Traffic and weather together from day and night, heating and cooling,
Products and deal Mechanical Johnny Hill,
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