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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, I wanted to get to this this announcement.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Zach's like, hey, I have an announcement that I want
to make if I could on the show today, And
I go, all right, I'll schedule it, and he goes,
I've got an announcement I'd like to let everybody know,
and uh so, I just I got to be honest.
I was a little bit nervous when he said I
have an announcement, and in my mind.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm going, man, I hope he doesn't quit. I was like, please,
don't quit on us, man, please not.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I just please.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh see, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
The backstory super quick.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, no, you don't have to be quick.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
CD number one seven, it's cut six. If he needed
that's Diana Ross's I'm coming out. Oh so, I didn't
know if he needed that.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
To make two announcements about Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
See what's funny with that? Like a little bit is
I knowing Zach? There's no way that's happening. Zach is
a lover of the females, I know for a fact.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Uh and sometimes to the point of getting restraining orders.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And he's got an oil change gal who can she
can verify it?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I didn't know that you could love too much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I guess there's a law against that or something. I
frown on it. Uh, you love me too much or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
But I'm change back of her headges for her. She
should be thankful not calling the police anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So, uh, Zach, if you would, you're big announcement.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I just come out with it first and foremost.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm with child.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Now, hold on a second.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
In this day and age, you know, Uh, there are
people who do believe that men can't actually carry a child.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But there's no way that you could be with child.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There's that's absolutely impossible.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Uh according to my doctorout Zach, what you talking about,
willis I'm scratching my head going, wait a minute, you're
with child?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What do you like? What is that?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
What are you talking recording? And the only prescribe for
what that? I have low iron that I'm supposed to
take iron pills and I can't. I can't take them
make me sick. So the doctor said, you get IV
if it doesn't work, messing to be back. So I
message you back, okay, because we'll try something else instead
of doing IV first. So he prescribed me prenatal vitamins.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, my me, you really might be with child. Then
if you start taking those.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
The shower is going to be in the lobby. I'm
not sure of what date should your gifts to.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I knew it. Yeah, where are you ready?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Target target and lows target target in.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The lawn the lawn division if you if you the law?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So have you filled this prescription yet?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I have not filled it.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I must go.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
With you to record the video moment that you pick
up your prenatal vitamins. I want to see the face
of the person who hands them to you at the pharmacy, you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Know, kind of to your point, chuck with that this
day and age. Do you think they're really even gonna flinch?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, I mean you're gonna be looking at and coin wow,
that's a great surgery.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And they're also gonna look at him and go, well,
he's not showing yet. There's no there's no way.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I appreciate your handing me these discreetly. I know I'm
not showing you, but still it's I appreciate your discretion.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What is in prenatal vitamins? Okay? Hold on second.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So you have an iron deficiency, right, okay, and so
the iron pills make you sick as a dog.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You can't take those right. You're talking about an I
an ivy of what?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I yeah, I was gonna get like a monthly ivy
of it?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So of the iron? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So is that? I mean what? Clearly it's liquid, but
it's liquid? What iron? Liquid?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Beer?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah? City beer?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
See that doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm not sure exactly how that would work. I haven't
done it before, but he said, before we try that,
why don't we try the.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Do you remember from when Bryce was born? Do you
remember prenatal vitamins?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thatch?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know we were the same age about so. I
don't remember when she was born.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I mean when she was when she had Charlie Charley.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, I know she took him.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I didn't you. So you don't recall the pills?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Are you familiar with winnebagos? Prenatal vitamins are huge, man, You're.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're going to need to coat them with some sort
of oil to get them down your pipe, your windpipe,
not your windpipe, but your throat.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Nah, you can get them down.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Fortunately, you know someone you could go to for used oil?
Who you know? That way, you could inspire some conversation
with her.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
She's hot too, from what I understand, Hey, good looking
extra lube?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Do you want to help?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Can they give you pre natal suppository? I mean, can
we can we go that route?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It'd be much easier on me. But no, I think
they have to go down in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You still need the lube in that situation. I think
that's okay.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I got plenty o.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Seriously, with the prenatal vitamins, A side effect will be
your nails and your hair will be just radiant.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I know, nice thick nail.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I ask if I had any side effects. He said,
you might be glowing.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
If we get start getting in arguments about stuff and
you look at me, and when I say why are
we arguing, you say, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Stop taking them.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I gonna start crying all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Or worse yet, if he brings up something from last year,
you're like, oh, come on with that, geez, give it
a rest, will you.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
We love you, Zach, We really do, but we're gonna
make fun of you for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Just so you know.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I let's try to spread the word that this is
the thing that men could take prenatal vitamins under certain
circumstances and you should be proud of it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I better be invited to the gender reveal too. I'm
just putting that right on out there.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, we don't know that, we let the child determine.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Just a surprise, yeah,
Hey, I wanted to get to this this announcement.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Zach's like, hey, I have an announcement that I want
to make if I could on the show today, And
I go, all right, I'll schedule it, and he goes,
I've got an announcement I'd like to let everybody know,
and uh so, I just I got to be honest.
I was a little bit nervous when he said I
have an announcement, and in my mind.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm going, man, I hope he doesn't quit. I was like, please,
don't quit on us, man, please not.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I just please.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh see, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
The backstory super quick.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, no, you don't have to be quick.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
CD number one seven, it's cut six. If he needed
that's Diana Ross's I'm coming out. Oh so, I didn't
know if he needed that.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
To make two announcements about Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
See what's funny with that? Like a little bit is
I knowing Zach? There's no way that's happening. Zach is
a lover of the females, I know for a fact.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Uh and sometimes to the point of getting restraining orders.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And he's got an oil change gal who can she
can verify it?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I didn't know that you could love too much.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I guess there's a law against that or something. I
frown on it. Uh, you love me too much or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
But I'm change back of her headges for her. She
should be thankful not calling the police anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So, uh, Zach, if you would, you're big announcement.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I just come out with it first and foremost.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm with child.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Now, hold on a second.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
In this day and age, you know, Uh, there are
people who do believe that men can't actually carry a child.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But there's no way that you could be with child.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There's that's absolutely impossible.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Uh according to my doctorout Zach, what you talking about,
willis I'm scratching my head going, wait a minute, you're
with child?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What do you like? What is that?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
What are you talking recording? And the only prescribe for
what that? I have low iron that I'm supposed to
take iron pills and I can't. I can't take them
make me sick. So the doctor said, you get IV
if it doesn't work, messing to be back. So I
message you back, okay, because we'll try something else instead
of doing IV first. So he prescribed me prenatal vitamins.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh, my me, you really might be with child. Then
if you start taking those.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
The shower is going to be in the lobby. I'm
not sure of what date should your gifts to.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I knew it. Yeah, where are you ready?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Target target and lows target target in.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The lawn the lawn division if you if you the law?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So have you filled this prescription yet?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I have not filled it.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I must go.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
With you to record the video moment that you pick
up your prenatal vitamins. I want to see the face
of the person who hands them to you at the pharmacy, you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Know, kind of to your point, chuck with that this
day and age. Do you think they're really even gonna flinch?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, I mean you're gonna be looking at and coin wow,
that's a great surgery.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And they're also gonna look at him and go, well,
he's not showing yet. There's no there's no way.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I appreciate your handing me these discreetly. I know I'm
not showing you, but still it's I appreciate your discretion.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What is in prenatal vitamins? Okay? Hold on second.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So you have an iron deficiency, right, okay, and so
the iron pills make you sick as a dog.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You can't take those right. You're talking about an I
an ivy of what?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I yeah, I was gonna get like a monthly ivy
of it?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So of the iron? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So is that? I mean what? Clearly it's liquid, but
it's liquid? What iron? Liquid?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Beer?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah? City beer?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
See that doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm not sure exactly how that would work. I haven't
done it before, but he said, before we try that,
why don't we try the.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Do you remember from when Bryce was born? Do you
remember prenatal vitamins?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thatch?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know we were the same age about so. I
don't remember when she was born.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I mean when she was when she had Charlie Charley.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, I know she took him.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I didn't you. So you don't recall the pills?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Are you familiar with winnebagos? Prenatal vitamins are huge, man, You're.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You're going to need to coat them with some sort
of oil to get them down your pipe, your windpipe,
not your windpipe, but your throat.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Nah, you can get them down.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Fortunately, you know someone you could go to for used oil?
Who you know? That way, you could inspire some conversation
with her.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
She's hot too, from what I understand, Hey, good looking
extra lube?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Do you want to help?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Can they give you pre natal suppository? I mean, can
we can we go that route?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It'd be much easier on me. But no, I think
they have to go down in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You still need the lube in that situation. I think
that's okay.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I got plenty o.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Seriously, with the prenatal vitamins, A side effect will be
your nails and your hair will be just radiant.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I know, nice thick nail.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I ask if I had any side effects. He said,
you might be glowing.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
If we get start getting in arguments about stuff and
you look at me, and when I say why are
we arguing, you say, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Stop taking them.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I gonna start crying all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Or worse yet, if he brings up something from last year,
you're like, oh, come on with that, geez, give it
a rest, will you.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
We love you, Zach, We really do, but we're gonna
make fun of you for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Just so you know.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I let's try to spread the word that this is
the thing that men could take prenatal vitamins under certain
circumstances and you should be proud of it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I better be invited to the gender reveal too. I'm
just putting that right on out there.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, we don't know that, we let the child determine.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Just a surprise, yeah,
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