Ellis and Bradley's Float Em or Flush Em for Thursday September 5 2024

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
A whistle land, it's time for Ellison Bradley's Float them
or flush up.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Here's Ellison Bradley with this morning's float them or flusham letter.
It's presented by our pals at Benjamin Franklin Plumbing. Okay,
and like I mentioned earlier, it's football season. And as
we've been doing this floating flushing we run about fifteen years.
Seems like every football season we'll get one or two
of these, right, Okay, so there's no big surprise for us.
And you can tell it's written by a dude. I'm

(00:32):
just sorry. Here you go, Ellison Bradley. Here's one for
y'all's float them or flusham deal. I want y'all to
say our names because I want her to hear it
and know this comes from her boyfriend. Now he gave
first and last names. We're not doing that. My name
has been Her name is Lisa. We've been a steady
couple for three years now. I'm a football fan, she

(00:52):
is not. This is our third football season, could be
our last. For the life of me, I can't get
her into it. Football weekends in front of the TV
go back to when I was a kid. Me and
my brother would sit with Daddy, and Mama would bring
us snacks and dinner, and she was fine with it.
I don't think Mama ever watched one game with us,
but I never heard a foul word from her about it.

(01:15):
Lisa wants to go pick apples on Saturday and then
go to Falls Park on Sunday. I told her, have
a good time. I really love her, and life together
is amazing for us. After the Super Bowl and up
until Labor Day weekend and then we hit this rough patch.
We're both in our late thirties, neither one of us
has ever been married. We're both very set in our ways.

(01:37):
I'm a Clemson fan, and I admit I was miserable
to be around the past few days. So yeah, I
know I'm a bit obsessed, but football means a lot
to me. Lisa, Honey, if you're hearing this, I'm sorry
for airing out our business on whistle. I don't want
to flush us, but I don't know how to keep
us afloat during the football season.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh now, this is a boyfriend girlfriend situation.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It is it is, yeah, get out, get up.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
It's that important to him and she, and she doesn't
understand that she wants to pick apples on Saturday and
then go to Falls Park on Sunday. It's not even
give one day. Yeah, you know, try to compromise. It
sounds like they've been together long enough to compromise is
not working.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Get out and compromise is the key to the relationships.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yes, absolutely, it's neither ones willing to compromise on that.
Imagine when what we're going send kids school? Where you
going to go to church?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Ben you love football more than her man. I hate
to say it that harshly, but it seems to be
that way.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It was one of those shows that used to watch
and the guy said, a man will be where he
wants to be. Yeah, if he wants to be Like, oh,
I got to get up early. I got to know
he man will be where he wants to be.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It seems like a no brand new to us. What
do you say? Come on, wagh In, tell it like
you feel it right now at eight hundred and five
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Speaker 5 (02:52):
I say they need to compromise, lucas somebody who spent
a lot of years somewhere that I couldn't do what
I wanted to do because I had to do what
somebody else wanted to do. We can each have our
own interest. It doesn't mean he doesn't love her. Look,
get a girl friend and go to the couples. If
you don't like football, fine, go out in the yard
and jump in leaves, go to the mountains. Do what

(03:15):
you want to do.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
I've been there thirty nine years to a game cock
and I'm a tiger. We get along wonderfully. We're not
crazy about it. There are others things so much more important.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
If it's so important.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
To him that he is miserable for three to four
days afterwards, he's got a problem. I think she needs
to get rid of him, because he's got more of
a problem than football.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
I think he should flush it. If it's been three
years now and she can't get into it, then she
just needs to go. See I'm a huge football fan.
Go jeez, I'm obsessed with football, and me and my
husband watched football together. So I think if it's been
three years now, she's.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Got to go.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
This guy is terrible at planning a life. Puncton doesn't
play until eight o'clock at night. This dude's got plenty
of time to go pick some dang apples with his
girlfriend Maker Happy, and come back and catch a game.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Lisa needs to flush Ben. He needs to grow up.
I'm cooming from Philadelphia, diehard Eagles fan, my whole life,
tattoos and everything, and married now with three kids, and
i'd say about six seven years ago I stopped watching
all football. They don't pay me money. I don't care.
I don't care what kind of nonsense. If you're in
the Disney, if you're into any other hobby, I would
much rather go apple picking with my wife and kids

(04:30):
at you the mountain farm. You know. So Ben needs
to grow up. Every second I watch a game or
a pregame or any of that stuff is a second
I don't have with my wife or my kids.