Ellis and Bradley's Float Em or Flush Em Christine Is obsessed with her 3rd cousin

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, whistle land, it's time for Ellison Bradley's Float
them or flush Um?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What him floating?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Flusham?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Here's Ellison Bradley with this morning's float him or flusham letter.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
It's presented by our friends at Benjamin Franklin Plumbing. So biffy.
Last week, as you know, we got a rather long
letter from Christine and rock Hill. Now, she moved this
way from her native Ohio for a new job and
has been a listener ever since.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
So why did she write, Well, she said she's falling
in love with her third cousin in Ohio. Now, in
the letter, she wrote that there was a family get
together up there around Labor Day. They hadn't seen each
other since they were kids, and this is where apparently
the flame was lit. We wanted to make sure this
letter was legit, so we did ask Christine to call us,

(00:50):
and here's how that went.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
So I'm twenty four and I have a huge crush
on my third cousin. Oh boy, yeah, I know how
that sounds, but he is twenty super funny, really sweet,
and we mostly just text means and joke around and stuff.
But recently we had a family reunion and I saw
him in person for the first time in a while,
and I swear he was just looking so good, like

(01:14):
Brad Pitt meets Austin Butler good, and like I could
not stop thinking about him the whole day, And like,
I know this sounds awful, but there was this moment
where we were laughing about something and standing close and
no one else was around, and I almost, oh, Christine,
like I almost kissed him, but it didn't. Okay, I

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stopped myself, thank god, But it was really hard. And
like now I just keep thinking about him constantly. He's single,
I'm single, and we have this connection that just feels weirdly,
like I don't know natural.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I guess it is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
But also it's my cousin.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Now, I don't even know what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Here's what she's going to do. She's going back to
a family Thanksgiving get together and she intends on telling
her third cousin that she's in love with him.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, I was telling her no. By the way, that
connection you're feeling is called family. That's why it feels natural.
He's your family. You don't meet people at a class
family reunion to date.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
You know. I'm sorry in certain circles.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I mean, yeah, im from Kentucky.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Look, you know, hey judge it hey judging. So should
Christine float the plan of telling her third cousin she's
in love with him or flushing? This is where you
come in. I know she's listing. Let Christine know what
you think. Come on, y'all jump in. Our number is
eight hundred and five to two two nine seven seven five.
Your calls are coming up on Allison Browley's floating refleshing

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wake up with.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
All that we can be so happy together. I'm sorry,
we're so