Every Outfit
After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.
Episodes
May 17, 2024 • 41 mins
Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie’s iconic drunk ...
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May 9, 2024 • 76 mins
The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more!
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May 4, 2024 • 65 mins
On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville’s terrible clothing, Shelley Duva...
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April 26, 2024 • 75 mins
We're still on tour, so we're unlocking a recent V.I.P. episode for your enjoyment! Today we revisit the sordid tale of the Upper East Side’s kinkiest step-siblings and the poor innocent schoolgirls that they lure into their twisted sex games. Topics discussed include Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s iconic kiss, the astoundingly good soundtrack, the parallels to the 1988 film Dangerous Liaisons, Joshua Jackson’s Less Than Z...
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April 19, 2024 • 43 mins
The time has come. Today we’re discussing one of the greatest Sex and the City episodes of all time: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. This much-memed season six standout truly has it all: Samantha in head-to-toe House of Field, Smith Jerrod on TRL, Michael Showalter as Berger’s douchey friend, Carrie getting arrested, Miranda’s skinny jeans, Charlotte’s engagement reveal, and so much more.
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April 12, 2024 • 51 mins
Karma’s a bitch! And so are we. Yes, your girls are back to discuss Jojo Siwa’s controversial rebranding, the overrated eclipse, J.Lo’s bot farm, the terrifying Amy Winehouse biopic, the sad state of Francis Ford Coppola and John Waters latest films, Rihanna’s Interview magazine cover, Laura Dern’s fucked wig on Palm Royale, and more!
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April 5, 2024 • 68 mins
Giddy up f**kettes! We’re diving into Beyonce’s most high-concept album yet. Is it country? Sort of, but we’re here for the sample of Underworld’s “Born Slippy”. Also discussed: Sex and the City’s shocking arrival on Netflix, Chelsea’s recent excursion to the PornHub awards, Shakira’s piping hot take about Barbie, the new Matrix film, Isabelle Huppert’s controversial performance in Bérénice, Billie Eilish’s divisive style, the hist...
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March 29, 2024 • 43 mins
We’re back to discuss some truly shocking fashion news: Dries Van Noten’s retirement, Pierpaolo Piccioli’s departure from Valentino, Alessandro Michele’s return, and Phoebe Philo’s decision to speak to a journalist! We also discuss some new movies: Love Lies Bleeding, Dune 2, and Problemista. Oh, and Euphoria is probably never coming back, R.I.P.
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March 22, 2024 • 37 mins
All aboard! Today we’re discussing one of Sex and the City’s rare non-New York episodes “The Big Journey”. Topics discussed include Carrie’s sassy bob, Harry’s back hair, Samantha’s fishbone earrings, Anthony’s love of ugly sex, the pioneering internet celebrity Mr. Winkle, SJP’s vanishing mole (R.I.P.), Erewhon dependency, and more!
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March 15, 2024 • 63 mins
On today’s episode, the ladies reconvene at Lauren’s fire Airbnb to discuss all of the biggest cultural happenings: the Oscars, Carey Mulligan’s incredible outfit, Kate Middleton’s disappearance, Rolling Stone’s Queer Eye expose (Team Bobby!), the feminine urge to buy JVN haircare, Sean McGirr’s universally panned McQueen collection, Chemena Kamali’s much more well-received Chloé debut, women of a certain age on the runway, THAT Ka...
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March 8, 2024 • 52 mins
This week, we're unlocking one of our favorite V.I.P episodes. It’s time for part deux of our American Girl in Paris recap! On the series finale, we meet Petrovsky’s enchanting ex Juliet, Anthony coins the term “Chanelo,” Charlotte and Harry get swindled by an opportunistic couple, Samantha and Smith’s sex life grinds to a halt, Miranda gives Ma a sponge bath, Carrie gets slapped (sort of), and Mr. Big returns to the City of Lights...
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March 1, 2024 • 61 mins
Today on the pod, things get VERY dark and sinister. Because we watched J.Lo’s This is Me… Now, Where is Wendy Williams?, and The New Look within the span of a single week. Other depressing news includes Claude Montana’s death, The Willy Wonka Experience, Trump’s sneakers, and recent collections from Gucci and Dior. Also discussed: Moschino, Saint Laurent, The Row, Prada, Bottega Veneta and more!
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February 23, 2024 • 46 mins
The ladies are back to break down a very male forward episode from Season Four, Belles of the Balls. As such, they've invited the caption of the Every Outfit Straight Man Auxiliary (and Lauren's fiancé) Paul Glover to help. Topics discussed include: Carrie's tighty-whities, Aidan's DC lore dump, who is the real Willow Summers, Steve's Warped Tour core, the sexism of one Richard Wright, and Paul reads Aidan/Big erotica the ladies wr...
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February 16, 2024 • 81 mins
On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss everything that went down at the Super Bowl including Beyonce’s shock announcement, the deceptive Wicked trailer, Taylor Swift’s continued domination and her new album The Tortured Poets Department, the AI-generated ad for Jesus, the confusing Kris Jenner Oreo commercial, and Usher’s bachelorette party-adjacent halftime show. Also discussed: the ethics of bringing straight men into lesbian ...
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February 9, 2024 • 63 mins
On today’s mailbag episode, we answer your burning questions about love, sex, and most importantly: who should play Isabella Blow in a future biopic. Also discussed: the ethics of erotic massage, our favorite expensive candles, Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper’s romance, Lauren’s wedding plans, our love for What Not To Wear and Miranda July, how to throw a Sex and the City-themed bachelor party, the most major nepo baby models, Rabbit...
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February 3, 2024 • 64 mins
On today’s episode, the girls tackle some scary shit: Nicki Minaj vs. Megan Thee Stallion, The Zone of Interest (spoilers ahead!), American Nightmare, and the heterosexual jump scares on True Detective: Night Country. Also discussed: the fabulous John Waters show at the Academy Museum, the Conde Nast Strike, Sofia Coppola’s lost Edith Wharton limited series, Dan Levy’s Good Grief, Maison Margiela majorness, Simone Rocha’s Gaultier ...
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January 27, 2024 • 47 mins
After revisiting Sex and the City’s extravagant two-part finale, we decided to throw it back to season one. A simpler time when Carrie still talked to camera and had a lot of random straight male friends that were never heard from again. A highlight from this era is Secret Sex, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie and Big go on their first date, Miranda discovers her love interest’s spanking fetish, and Charlotte reveals her illicit aff...
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January 21, 2024 • 64 mins
On this week’s jam-packed episode, the ladies feast on a metaphorical cornucopia of fashion and pop culture news. Topics discussed include Kristin Davis’ adorable Jacquemus video, Sara Ramirez’s controversial exit from And Just Like That, Mob Wife Winter, The Emmys, that freaky new J.Lo movie, No Doubt’s Coachella reunion, men’s collections from Dsquared, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Gucci, and Rick Owens, our favorite new “crazy b**ch” f...
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January 13, 2024 • 55 mins
On today’s transcontinental episode, the girls reconvene to discuss all of the hits and misses from this year’s uneven Golden Globes ceremony. Outfits discussed include Margot Robbie in Armani, Rosamund Pike in Dior and Phillip Treacy, Hunter Schafer in Prada, Billie Eilish in Willy Chavarria, Florence Pugh in Valentino, Barry Keoghan in Louis Vuitton, Oprah in Louis Vuitton, Selena Gomez in Armani, Kate Beckinsale in… something, E...
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January 6, 2024 • 60 mins
It’s a new year f**kettes, and we’re back to discuss all the random stuff that we watched over the holidays: Wonka, Maestro, Ferrari, etc. We also dive into our future culture obsessions including Feud: Capote vs. The Swans, True Detective: Night Country, Simone Rocha’s one-off Gaultier couture collection, the return of Dilara Findikoglu, Challengers, Kathleen Hanna’s memoir, Joker: Folie à Deux, Maxxxine, and Anne Hathaway’s dueli...
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