Melon Buffet - A Taskmaster Discussion Podcast

Melon Buffet - A Taskmaster Discussion Podcast

The original Taskmaster discussion podcast. Two mega-fans discussing all things related to the British television sensation turned worldwide phenomenon.

Episodes

June 14, 2021 88 mins

At very long last, we are here to wrap up series 11, with another double.  We do our best to not go off on TOO many tangents, to keep things rolling.  But this is us, so, well...  We discuss Alex Horne's  forthcoming new Taskmaster book, as well as the cast announcement for Series 11.  Then around 55 minutes in, everyone else is free to stop listening, because that's when we get into the final scoring for Melon Buffet Master.  Will...

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SNAFU!  Yet another technical disaster has us re-recording episode 7 and going right into episode 8.  Our usual shenanigans and tangents are in abundance, two times over!

 

Duncan's Quazary entry: https://twitter.com/15schaa/status/1387538812352581633

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April 28, 2021 86 mins

We are here with a mega double episode.  Do yourself a favor, break it up, go get a drink.  It is what it is, but we're caught up.  We talk far too long about flatulence, hemorrhoids, and Capybara.  We are thoroughly impressed with the quality of entries from our Melon Buffet Master entrants.

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We're back, same as always:  Late. Tara is vaccinated.  Melon Buffet Master is heating up.  We have added a few new items to the merch store.

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Music - "Stickybee" by Josh Woodward. Free download: http://joshwoodward.com

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April 8, 2021 39 mins

Sliding in, just in the nick of time, once again.  This is a short one, by our standards, but we still laugh our asses off and manage to go off topic at least once.

 

Richard Herring is done with Chemo!

Frank Skinner has a new Book.

Katherine Ryan is getting a new show with Amazon

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April 1, 2021 50 mins

Here we are, late already.  Will the wait be worth it?  Who knows.  In addition to the tasks, and listener entries, we discuss milk drinking habits, chicken breeds, and so much more.  

 

Bob Mortimer is releasing his Autobiography.

 

Someone has designed a Taskmaster game for a Gameboy emulator.

 

We have MERCH!

 

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March 23, 2021 53 mins

Kicking off Series 11! Charley & Tara talk about the cast, and who the early favorites are.  Miraculously, they don't go off on too many tangents, for once.  Tara is, once again, scandalized that Charley hasn't seen one of her favorite movies.  There are new rules for Melon Buffet Master.  Listener emails and comments are read.

 

Greg receiving Bibliotherapy on the Big Book Weekend

Greg & Alex on The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show

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December 23, 2020 66 mins

After a massive software failure that lost half of our audio for Episode 9, we are back now with a double episode for 9 & 10.  Charley has a new sound board she is trying out.  We discuss duvets, question the afterlife, and curse faulty Christmas lights, all while bringing you up to date on the wrap-up for Series 10.  We also look forward to the New Year Treat, and Series 11.

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December 10, 2020 45 mins

We are late again, but not as late as last week, so you're welcome.  We discover that we both don't eat chicken wings, and that Tara is a weirdo with a skull collection.  We think we are all caught up with listener submissions.

-Greg wins a Scottish BAFTA for "Looking for Kes".

-Some Taskmaster Outtakes: 

https://youtu.be/9peHEKPu-Lw

https://youtu.be/KidgRUFFrzU

-The Big Potato

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December 5, 2020 51 mins

We are SO late, and we are SO sorry. First tangent is a big one... Less than five minutes in, and inspired by toilets. We briefly discuss the forthcoming New Year Special. Melon Buffet Master is getting insane and the points are stacking up.

 

Greg Davies starts filming on his new show, The Cleaner.

Line up for the Taskmaster New Year's Treat special is revealed.

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November 25, 2020 45 mins

We are a little late this week as Tara has been tied up with preparations for Thanksgiving.  The words "butt plug" are said more times than eithers of us is comfortable with.  Fewer entries, but still plenty of points are awarded in Melon Buffet Master.

 

Taskmaster is getting its first Christmas Special.

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November 18, 2020 51 mins

It’s our usual shenanigans, where we discuss the tasks, but get distracted by Gargoyles and meat thermometers.  Melon Buffet Master starts to turn into quite the contest, with new bonus entries really heating up the scoreboard.  We establish Charley can’t be bribed, but Tara probably can.

 

Rhod Gilbert has a new panel show coming to TV next year:  Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains

 

James Acaster’s show will be streaming in a ticketed ...

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November 11, 2020 55 mins

Charley & Tara are both ecstatic over the USA election results.  Many tangents are taken.  Melon Buffet Master points are awarded.

Tim Key has a new book out:  He Used Thought as a Wife

Alex Horne, Tim Key, & Mark Watson have invented a game and its on You Tube: No More Jockeys

The Taskmaster is spotted filming in Hertfordshire

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November 3, 2020 44 mins

Charley and Tara spend far too much time discusses mattresses (thanks Mawaan), Melon Buffet Points are awarded, and all of the other usual nonsense.

Twitter outrage over scoring: https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a34525408/taskmaster-richard-herring-upside-down-task/

 

Mawaan's false security signing up: https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a34459530/taskmaster-series-10-mawaan-rizwan-channel-4/

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October 27, 2020 56 mins

Charley & Tara are finally getting back into the groove and remembering how a podcast recording session works.  They delve into Episode 2 of the series, with their usual tangents and asides.

The first points are awarded in this series of Melon Buffet Master, with some returning competitors, and a few new names.  There is a bit more of the cultural exchange between hosts, and then the hosts ponder some of the clues about rumored Ser...

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October 21, 2020 38 mins

Charley & Tara would like to apologize in advance for our first episode in nearly a year.  We clearly have to shake the dust off and get back into the groove after the melodramatics of us discovering there would be a new OFFICIAL Taskmaster Podcast hosted by Series 9 Champ, Ed Gamble.

Otherwise, it's business as usual, and we are happy to be back discussing the best show on TV.  We could promise we will do better next week, but we ...

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Series 9 is over, so now we judge the last of the listener-submitted tasks to crown the first ever Melon Buffet Master Champion.  But this is not without controversy.  We also discuss the move to Channel 4, Greg's documentary hosting, Ed Reddit AMA, and our plans for the podcast going forward.

Jonnie's amazng Where's Wally Taskmaster Tribute

Ed Gamble's Reddit AMA

Thank you to all the listeners and participants!

-Charley & Tara

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As we discuss the series final, Charley is repeatedly incensed by Tara.  We talk neutering, drunken car naps, Disney, earl grey tea, and so much more.  Plans for the final Melon Buffet Master tasks are discussed.

NEW Official Taskmaster YouTube channel (only available outside the UK).

Listen and chat with us and fellow fans in our Flick app group: https://flick.group/melonbuffet

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November 6, 2019 48 mins

Talk at the top ranges from curling to Halloween.  We zip through this week's tasks at a record pace.  We discuss the rumours of Taskmaster's network shift. An excessive number of points are awarded for Melon Buffet Master.

Outtake from this week's episode:  https://youtu.be/f72vUFfEl4M

Discussion about teh future of Taskmaster's network home: https://tbivision.com/2019/11/01/exclusive-avalon-pulls-taskmaster-from-uktv-as-channel-4...

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October 28, 2019 50 mins

Tara & Charley have both had a shit week, so decide to not share about their lives, yet somehow manage to ramble on for nearly nine minutes before discussing anything truly Taskmaster-related.  Breakfast drinks, flamingos, spiders, and freezers are all up for discussion.  We both agree that Greg needs to get a comprehensive security system in his home to protect himself from the Taskmaster contestants.  As usual, points are awarded...

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