June 14, 2024 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best show Moments podcast, the
very best of Coasts, Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week talk.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Money, Shall we honesty call? Did you have a lot
of ticket on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Yes I did, and I had one for the previous Wednesday. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
And then the message popped up the day after on.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Our family chat from my sister anyone win anything on
Lotto any mom comes in.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I did a free line. I got a Botus ticket
as well.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
But seven million people, sorry, seven people are waking up
seven million dollars rich and happy for them, Jason.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I know you're not tell the truth.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I seen this morning how happy I was that at
least seven people shared the first prize, and Sam said,
I wish I went to one person.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, it's just a bad human.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Like I love the fact that's seven people are now
seven million dollars richer, But don't you think like when
when someone wan's fifty million dollars, they go a bit
crazy and it makes great headlines. Remember the dude that
start out the race team. You know, it just makes me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Supermarkets. I'll still work at the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Isn't he broke out Trevor?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah, I think he is Yeah, yeah, they reckon that.
Ninety percent of a lot of winners always go.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Backwards from potatoo, wasn't he Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I think I was there?
Speaker 8 (01:16):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, video backwards? So how do you miss that up?
How do you get a fifteen million?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Seven million? And it was ten years ago? Can you
believe that's fifty million today?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
But Trevor he did some living when he went out
and bought Harley Davidson motorbikes, so him and his mates,
he bought a deer farm.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think it was a dairy farm.
Speaker 9 (01:36):
Not.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Don't try and make this sound like it went well.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Excuse me, No, I don't think it will. But can
money by heapiness?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Though? Because I don't know, I would argue that, No,
I don't think it can.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
That.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Does you reckon one hundred percent? Do you prefer.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Having a few pims with your friends or cleaning the
house because that's what the money would do. It would
free you up that someone else is doing all your
chores and you're just sitting there drinking pims.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Can I just take you back to old Travis again,
because the Herald caught up with him and his will
when romance with the lotto was over in three years,
and then he got divorced.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And then he's remarried.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
All in this time went from working as a training
manager at Countdown and Huntley to driving expensive off road
race cars and his Yeah it hasn't worked out.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Apparently not No, but what you said, let's throw this
out there this morning. Do you reckon money can by happiness?
As Sam saying, defy buy your options drinking pims.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I reckon it can give you a certain level of
happiness if you're smart, right, I don't know, but I
reckon there is for example, we can't really speak to
this because we have enough money to clothe and feed ourselves.
But imagine if you're someone that had nothing and then
you got a level of it. I'd love to hear
from people that really were, you know, seriously in the
(02:56):
red and then you got a windfall.
Speaker 10 (02:59):
Did that?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Actually that's a care Money by happiness, Oh eight hundred
double O four coast or flick it takes the two
six nine nine cam Money by happiness because of the
seven million dollars has been won by seven different people
around New Zealand over the long weekend of a lot
of weekend and a lot of people out there the
massive lines for the cues on Saturday buying those tickets,
and online the website christ everyone wanted a part of that.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I love this text that's come through. It can be
to a point, I'd be happier if I wasn't watching
my money to pay bills, et cetera. I could travel
that would make me happy. I could help others that
would make me happy. And I believe that that's all correct.
But I don't think any of us can anticipate how
getting a huge amount of money all at once can
also bring its pitfalls. And I think that's what we
(03:43):
no one's ever prepare for. You know that that side
of it will make you happy, but what about all
the negatives, the people sucking off the teat, the desperate
people who have got need cancer treatment, and they find
out you've won lost so and then you know that
stress I think can often flip it.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I think part of me is you'd have to be
as happy in yourself first, and money doesn't make a
difference either way. You've got to be happy that you
own your happiness, right.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You only have to look at how many rich people
that's basket cases.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
No, I think you're right and I think that's the
best way to look at this. If we want to
object to answer from this, you have to look at
the extremes. So what you need to look at is
some of the poorest countries around the world with the
happiest people. And then the other side of that equation
is some of the richest people that are the loneliest
people on this planet.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
And chearching for happiness, but don't get it.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Gates, Bill Gates, the richest man in the world for
a long long time, his marriage fell apart.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Now is that happiness, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It can buy you, but you can't put the wagon.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
That's the problem is though, right with those two extremes,
I think there's a real sweet spot in the.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Moon, and I think that's fifty billion bucks.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Can money by happiness? Paul, what do you think?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I think it gives you choices. I think like if
I was to one notter, I've always said I wouldn't
be ever tell a soul. I wouldn't tell I wouldn't
tell anybody because I don't want to have to deal
with the people that are all of a sudden, your
friends are loaded.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I I've thought exactly the same. There might be one
child I could trust to tell it to, but two of.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Them I wouldn't. They just blab.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Once you once you tell someone, you can't untell.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Someone no, and you've got to keep that circle small.
I think that was what was it?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Travis Or?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Trevor Trevor. I think Trevor fell short there. He told
the world straight away, he did, Sam, you'd be done
for you would tell the world the moment you've got it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
There, there's that old saying.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I won't tell everyone that when I've won lotto, but
there'll be science, you know, and when I come in
with a full head of hair.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And new teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wendy, what do you think can money buy happiness?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 11 (05:39):
I don't believe it can soult it by happiness. It
would definitely help you get to being happy, I'm sure,
But imagine if you're on your own and didn't have
anybody to shew that with, like go peblin on things.
But then I just think like it needs other factors
to make it happy.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, I almost think this needs to be flipped this jas.
I know your question was can money by your happiness?
Can money bring loneliness? And I think it probably can
you're right.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny say that because I actual
starting to agree with Sam. I think money can buy.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I stand by it. I reckon there's still a very
sweet spot.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
And you know that you could imagine, like, you know,
instead of being here this morning talking to you guys,
just traveling somewhere or been setting up an off road racing.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Imagine what you've been missing.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
If you're wrongs, that wonderful or I would I would
be missing you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You guys a big part of my happiness.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
So there's this poor woman, Joanna, right, she's twenty eight
years old, and she decides to get laser here removal.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's all, it's all the right, everyone's doing it right.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So she goes and there gets it done, but with
no Jackson, it goes horribly wrong. And now poor Joanna
has been burnt and he's something burnt via Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Like what sort of burns are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, substanti laser.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Now I'm just wondering what degree of the burners or
third degree?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You don't know that.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I metion just pretty much she's gone the news about it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
By the way, it's pretty algae.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
So, I mean, you know, if you go through these
and you hear these horror stories a and you see
them on TV, and you see them in movies and stuff,
so they must be henpening in real life.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Botched exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, So she goes these procedures and they go wrong.
What happened?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Well, that's interesting because a friend of mine recently we
had to catch up for a friend's birthday and she
turned up with like tiger stripes on the side of
her face.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I was like, what's going on there? And you know IP.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
You might not know IPL, but IPL is basically laser
treatment where you can like ping off your sun spots
and it can lessen the appearance of free course and
a lot of people will get it in the middle
of winter. You're gott to be very careful of sun exposure.
It basically just gives you a clean slate. But she
had these big stripes out the side, and she's like,
I don't know if it's meant to be like that,
and I was like, I've had it once and that's
(07:47):
not what happened to me. And she was actually getting
quite worried, like is this how it's meant to be? Am?
I going to have these big, weird stripes forever. I
don't think so, apart from when I've had a shocker
and died. Like the time I went ginger. It just
made me look ill, you know, But that was my
own own fault. I just didn't do how There was
this one time also with here, where I went through
(08:10):
a phase at high school where I wanted to go
really light blonde and I ended up looking like a
pineapple and it was horrific and I ruined the quality
of my hair and I had to strip it all back.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That was a total fail.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I've never I don't think I've been burnt or you know,
stabbed or anything like that.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yeah, have you said, well, there's been an incident with
an electric razor during some man escaping.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Who was doing that for you?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
It's a different kind of skin down there, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I thought you were going to a professional to get
your man escaping.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Was the moment that we've been waiting for, though, Jace,
what happened to you? Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
So a few years ago I was lucky enough to
be the best man at my mate Lindsay's wedding, and
so you might know I have quite pronounced eyebrows, and
so they.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Say about eyebrows, No, they say, you know what they're saying, No,
what's upstairs?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Up and downstairs?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Drake snakes.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Anyway, So I thought, well, I need to look good
for these photos and things.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
You know, you're you know, so I thought anyone was
sort about threading your eyebrows or trimmed and stuff, and
them I like, I don't go wex and WEXM is great,
so we can get them waxed.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh Jase, I love that you took this much care.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
And so I did it way too close to the
wedding and they burnt my eyes actually burnt my four
my four head and underneath eighbrows as well. So I
had these massive, big red patches and I was like,
this is the Thursday. The wedding's on the Saturday.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
So I had.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Elevira jels and I was trying to fix it and
they had to fix it up later on the day.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I had big read eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
There's the number one rule before a big of e.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You don't try a beauty technique you haven't tried before,
Because I too have had a little bit of the
red rash. But with women, you usually just cover it
with makeup or over time your body gets used to it.
I think you should be proud of those bushy brows.
I would kill the heaven fly.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
We started talking about beauty's gone bad, beauty treatment's gone bad.
A lot of techs on two six nine nine A
league waxing gone band, as well other sort of heir
removal things not quite going to plan.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, a lot of it seems to be with the
hair removal of one kind or another, whether it's waxing, lasering, shaving. Actually,
I had a shaving disaster when I was younger. I
shaved up the entire length of my shin.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Do you know how sore that is?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
It was like I was a first time shaver, first
time user, and as you know my personality, I raged
and did it too hard.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
To do fast.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I mean on a daily basis.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
You see people with the old injectibles going wrong, though,
don't you, especially on the lips.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I don't know if they think they're wrong. I think the.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Small for you, I don't think it's just morphia.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
I think it looks good when you look in the
mirror front on, but you can't look at your profile.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Susan what happened to you?
Speaker 11 (10:57):
I wently got my.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Eyebrows done the very first time, and I think the
wax was too hot because it burnt mass eye area.
And then they put makeup on afterwards, and I had
a major skin reaction as well.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I am feeling your pain because I can imagine that happening.
When they put on that hot wax in such a
sensitive error, you think, oh, this doesn't feel.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Like it should be right.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
But they can control the temperature of the wax, and
absolutely so, I reckon it's happened.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, next time you go and just go now what wax?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Sureie?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
I thought I would be very clever and saved some money.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
And I don't why Brazilian just before a hot day.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Ended up looking like rocial?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
What? What?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
When?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
We're wrong?
Speaker 12 (11:55):
It's it's not as easy as it looks.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I couldn't get the.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Probably a bit too fat to be.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
By, wasn't quite there to get.
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Oh it was just your skin blood tears.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, laughed so much this morning. Don't even try do
you know why Persian anyone?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I mean, that's a yoga class if you never need.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I can't try that anyway because I can barely stand
it when they're about to pull off the hot wax
and you have to brace yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I mentioned if it was you having to pull the off.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I mean, just just on a flexibility situation there, you know,
just because I've been pumping a few bits of Wait.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Sometimes it's even hard white own bottom. I did it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's Tony Jason Sam's Best Show Moments podcast. This week's
very best from Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's that lovely intro jas.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
We want to talk about the world of beauty pageants now,
but god, God, it's provided some lolls over the years,
hasn't it.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I used to I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I remember sitting in the eighties as a kid, begging
mom and dad to let me start and watch Miss Universe,
and I used to love it.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
And I used to get so excited.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
When's Miss New Zealand coming on, and it was just
so awesome looking at all their pretty dresses.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I loved it round on.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Nowadays, beauty pageants changed.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
A lot, because now you have Miss Earth, Miss Willing,
Miss the Planets, Miss Beach.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Miss Alabama. I don't know if you saw that last week.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Well that's what I was just about to bring it
up Sam Miss Alabama, and there's no sort of nice
way to say this. She's an obese woman, right, and
she has won Miss Alabama and it's caused her as
a huge stir As you can imagine. Half of them
is saying, finally, you don't have to be a Barbie
doll to win Miss Universe, and the other half of
saying that's unhealthy, that should not be something that is celebrated.
(14:06):
Now I bring you something even stranger.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
What I'm for it?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And now I'm bringing you AI.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay, So there's a new beauty pageant and it's fully AI.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
What what? So they're not even real.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Now, not even real competition you know over there.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I feel like the speeches might be better by the
AI generated ones.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
So essentially what's happened? This is in the UK.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
One hundred and fifty thousand tech experts have entered this
to try.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And come up with.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I love how it's women's beauty, a like where's the
men's AI pageant?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
And they've calling it miss Willed AI.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
So you thought it was weird having miss willed environmental
misworld Earth. Now we've got misworled II and many thousand
dollars for the winner, but not even real And you go, well,
this sounds ridiculous, I'm telling you. I started scrolling through
it and I kind of got hooked in that they
are like, look at that one.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
There is there a Miss Alabama? Have they gone less woke?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
There's no Miss Alabama? I don't think. But the one
I just saw was kind of a little space agen there.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Like real people, these are still based on looks, right,
they'd still win based on looks. What's the criterion winning this?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
The based on looks?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
It's how good you are with your tech and how
realistic you can make a face.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Oh wow, yeah, because I think at the core of it,
it's less of a beauty pageant and more of an
indication of how well AI can fit the brief of
that pageant, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
They've just chosen a moot point, haven't they?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
And do you know what the clincher for this is?
Because then you're like, well, the humans still picking who
they find most attractive?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Right, is it the blonde? Is it the bruni? Isn't
the redhead?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
But actually no, because the judges are all so AI generator.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh my god, genuinely what's the point? Can you see
your own willy? Which is this? Is it's a topical.
It's a topic that we need to talk about because
it is Men's Health Week.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
And if we carry weight around our middles, it is
a bad place to carry. It increases our blood pressure,
it's bad for our organs. It can go on to
lead to stroke, diabetes, all sorts of things like that.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Isn't this isn't this a little bit sizest towards the
poor person that even in a trim steak might not
be able to see it.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, there's two factors. So what where's willy size? And
then there's willy size.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Camest that is one in three key We men can't
see their own crumbs.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
There's three of us here.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Can you see yours?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Tone?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But you can't?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So I can?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
I mean no, off's to Jace, because he has done
a brilliant job of geting himself back to show.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
No, you can't say is less of less than what
I see of mine?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I don't reckon.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
If I had to predict without knowing, I don't know
if that would be career.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, there are two factors.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
You know what they say about people that talk about
it a life.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I heard the st last so of course I checked,
and you know, I'm okay, I'm all right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
How much did you have to bed?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You have to just you can only your only to
move your chin.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I reckon, there's a nick mobility issue as well, Like
what if you can't put your chin.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
On your chair?
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Well, that would be your better Like if you had
bad nick, You're part of the You're part of the problem.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You can't see it.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I don't know if you guys are telling the truth.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I'm saying, Well, I'm going to put out there as
a public service announcement today.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
If what you need to do is.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Go and see if you can see it, and if
you can't, go to a chiropractor or.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
You might.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
As we slipped further into winter, and maybe you're sitting
on the couch a lot watching things. You've been watching
TV series, maybe a great movies. Are you using your
own subscription.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Though, well I am for television, but.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I am no shared subscriptions going on.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
I swear to God. So actually, do you know what?
This is really weird?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
And I forgot to tell you guys about this, but
I've been going on to my Netflix account, right, Yes,
and you know how you have your own profile, because
everyone in our house has got a different profile, so
all the things that they like come up.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I went into my.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Profile this week without a word of a lie, and
suddenly it said recommended for you, and it was a
whole heap of Korean films.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Things you may like, a whole lot of Korean films.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
I'm like, someone act into my account because I've watched
the odd Korean film, but I wouldn't think that that'd
recommend ten of them.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Do you know what I reckon someone me?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I know, I think I've been hack too. I think
I've got a thief within the family and.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
These Matt's been watching Korean films and I don't know
about your profile.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, a few of those myself, I've noticed. I've noticed
a few of my series.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
You go to watch it, you know, I was up
to season two, episode three, and now I'm on season four,
episode seven.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
No, that's just a different login. That's just you going
starting watching it with Sarah on hers, and then when
you get to turn it on, you go in on yours.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's not I do you know what I think?
Speaker 7 (19:29):
I think my sister's got my logins and she's ruining
my episode.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
This happens, right, So I pay for like your sky
Go and sky now and so so it'sort on demand, right,
but you only can have like I think one or
two devices on that.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
And I've been at other people's places and logged in
on the TV right and then tried to log out again.
But of course you always for get after the game, right,
we go into someone else's house watch the game. Last
year I tried to watch an All Blacks match and
I was trying to watch it. There are too many
people watching this? What I go in all my matK?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Are you watching all sky?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
And do you know what?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
The same thing happens if you go to say bat
a batch here and rent a batch and you log
it on Netflix and forget to log out the next
person that there is on your Netflix are.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
And write so many Korean films I don't know where,
I don't know which.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Bat Jason, you need to do a complete logout.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
You have to change your pass from so honesty, call
and names if you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Don't want to?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Are you double dipping? Are you a subscriber? Save a subscription?
Savior will call them? Shall we what are you using
it's not entirely your login.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And Tony hasn't even told the worst of the story either.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
We've got it. We've got a gym situation.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
True, we're asking this morning about people who are using
someone else's subscription. Could be a login to watch something
on TV or a movie, could even be other sort
of subscriptions as well. On the text on two six
ninety nine, someone says anonymous, please don't read my name out.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
We won't leave that there. I'm using my boyfriend's swipe
key for his gym. Now, don't they have cameras? Can't
you get caught doing that? He's going to swipe key
for someone else's wipe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
It must be one of those big gyms that you
kind of like lots of people come in and out,
because I feel like at our gym, if some random
just came in, you'd spot them.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
You've never been here before.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
I beg you, Jym, absolutely, And I think every time
you swipe the thing, you sneeze, you know, come in
and go hold your little card.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I assume it just as you swipe it. Then your
heads down out of the way of the camera.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
You know, when it takes because I'm assuming that you're
going to take it. It's going to take a photo
every time you swipe your cart. That's when the moment happens.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Okay, speaking of gym's, that is where I am offending. Well,
actually I'm aiding someone else to offends you because.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I know what. You're encouraging someone into their own success.
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'd like to Yeah, you can talk away your crimes
any way you like.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
So I've bought an online gym program, you know.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I think it's twelve weeks and it can you can
then upgrade it. And I'm screen grabbing workouts to my mate, yeah,
sending them to her.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, And I am also doing that. I pray for you.
I don't know why I do it because I don't
get anything.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Out of it because you're not being selfish.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
You're helping someone achieve.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You're not helping you don't just act in life just
for yourself. And I think that's a great listen for you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
But effectively it does make me a thief though, because.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Share can't you give you it to your wife?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, I'm getting nothing out of it.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Actually, my wife, My wife was doing a thing called
ladies who lunged, and it was at this online screen
and you do it for the little screen camera.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
So I stand to the side of the TV and
do it as well.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This house seven bucks a week there.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, I think it was like sexpecting.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think this was good your dignity.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Know what's worse than lunging in the lounge as a
man hiding in the hallway lounging.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
It's a thing with ladies who lungs Now, guy, I
understand things.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Hear more from Tony Street Try we need to talk
Tony's Health and Lifestyle podcast. Now back to Tony Jason,
Sam's Best Show Moments podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Right now, there's time for Sam's week News.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
It's the weekly news weekly new yeah, sure, yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Is it every week? I think it's bi weekly?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Now start still weekly till week weekly weekly.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
The twenty fourth week of twenty twenty four and everyone
in New Zealand had lots of fever. Fifty million dollars
diplomatically split seven ways, and two winners are yet to
be found. This should be like a meat raffle, don't
you think draw another winner? Reach another week, Another plane crash,
Malawi's vice president ending in a ball of flames.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Malawi's vice president has just been killed in a plane
crash with his wife. Not a gap less than a
month after Iran's president died in a helicopter crash.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yes, just keep happening.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
And meanwhile, Singapore Airlines offers compensation for a flight that
frightened the man to death, offering people with minor injuries
some cash.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
The airline said.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Passengers with minor injuries happen offered ten thousand US dollars,
and those with serious injuries can discuss an offer to
meet their specific needs.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Ten grand and kind of wishing I was on the flight,
don't you think?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
No, no, no amount of money?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
No you mister four million and lots before you even
take notice.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Diet doctor Michael Moseley and expert in keito gives everyone
a good example why they should have some carbs.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Hadn't deviated and just staggered that ninety seconds more, we'd
be telling a different story and he'd be on television
highlighting the dangers of walking in extremely hot temperature.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yeah. His last words, apparently do you know that I'm
on ketoast? And to continue a grim theme, a mother
of four is gobbled up by a python. Her last
words were, this is still more relaxing than being a
mother of four.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
And so still in the animal world, and this is amazing.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
African elephants not Asian. They haven't worked this out yet.
African elephants can call each other and respond to individual names.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
New research suggests that African elephants call each other unique names.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
That one was saying, his name is Emmanuel, and I'm
calling a snap election three weeks before the elephant That
language the thing from the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.
And if you think that's weird, just remember that Emmanuel
married his teacher, which is weird, but not as weird
(25:38):
as the Chinese.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
The tallest and most beautiful waterfall maybe a fraud.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Things kind of got a little bit awkward yesterday when
a hiker discovered that the water was coming out of
a pipe.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
So good is it validating everything we think about made
in China, King Charles' official portrait is vandalized by vegan activists.
They defaced it with pictures of wall someome croma and
ironically it was an improvement, to be honest, they could
improve it easily just by smothering with manure because it's
a terrible bull.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
No we like it.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Billy Ray Soros has an achy breaking heart after divorcing
his new wife after seven months or sixty two year old,
proving we should never marry anyone called firefly?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Is it fire Rose Rose? I'm sorry, it's the same.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
And more astute, brilliant words from Joe Bright Biden.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
You know she knows so long as it was nine, yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Enough.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
And to Finnish the black Cats, we're about as good
as tits on a ball in Trinidad.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
So look, the twenty fourth week hasn't been a.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Great one, but at least we can now look forward
to twenty four hours of rain.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
That was the weekend.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Us I was waiting for a all analogy then just
threw it in.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
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Speaker 4 (27:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week talk.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Money, Shall we honesty call? Did you have a lot
of ticket on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Yes I did, and I had one for the previous Wednesday. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
And then the message popped up the day after on.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Our family chat from my sister anyone win anything on
Lotto any mom comes in.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I did a free line. I got a Botus ticket
as well.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
But seven million people, sorry, seven people are waking up
seven million dollars rich and happy for them, Jason.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I know you're not tell the truth.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I seen this morning how happy I was that at
least seven people shared the first prize, and Sam said,
I wish I went to one person.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, it's just a bad human.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
Like I love the fact that's seven people are now
seven million dollars richer, But don't you think like when
when someone wan's fifty million dollars, they go a bit
crazy and it makes great headlines. Remember the dude that
start out the race team. You know, it just makes me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Supermarkets. I'll still work at the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Isn't he broke out Trevor?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah, I think he is Yeah, yeah, they reckon that.
Ninety percent of a lot of winners always go.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Backwards from potatoo, wasn't he Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I think I was there?
Speaker 8 (01:16):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, video backwards? So how do you miss that up?
How do you get a fifteen million?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Seven million? And it was ten years ago? Can you
believe that's fifty million today?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
But Trevor he did some living when he went out
and bought Harley Davidson motorbikes, so him and his mates,
he bought a deer farm.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think it was a dairy farm.
Speaker 9 (01:36):
Not.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Don't try and make this sound like it went well.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Excuse me, No, I don't think it will. But can
money by heapiness?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Though? Because I don't know, I would argue that, No,
I don't think it can.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
That.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Does you reckon one hundred percent? Do you prefer.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Having a few pims with your friends or cleaning the
house because that's what the money would do. It would
free you up that someone else is doing all your
chores and you're just sitting there drinking pims.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Can I just take you back to old Travis again,
because the Herald caught up with him and his will
when romance with the lotto was over in three years,
and then he got divorced.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And then he's remarried.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
All in this time went from working as a training
manager at Countdown and Huntley to driving expensive off road
race cars and his Yeah it hasn't worked out.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Apparently not No, but what you said, let's throw this
out there this morning. Do you reckon money can by happiness?
As Sam saying, defy buy your options drinking pims.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I reckon it can give you a certain level of
happiness if you're smart, right, I don't know, but I
reckon there is for example, we can't really speak to
this because we have enough money to clothe and feed ourselves.
But imagine if you're someone that had nothing and then
you got a level of it. I'd love to hear
from people that really were, you know, seriously in the
(02:56):
red and then you got a windfall.
Speaker 10 (02:59):
Did that?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Actually that's a care Money by happiness, Oh eight hundred
double O four coast or flick it takes the two
six nine nine cam Money by happiness because of the
seven million dollars has been won by seven different people
around New Zealand over the long weekend of a lot
of weekend and a lot of people out there the
massive lines for the cues on Saturday buying those tickets,
and online the website christ everyone wanted a part of that.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
I love this text that's come through. It can be
to a point, I'd be happier if I wasn't watching
my money to pay bills, et cetera. I could travel
that would make me happy. I could help others that
would make me happy. And I believe that that's all correct.
But I don't think any of us can anticipate how
getting a huge amount of money all at once can
also bring its pitfalls. And I think that's what we
(03:43):
no one's ever prepare for. You know that that side
of it will make you happy, but what about all
the negatives, the people sucking off the teat, the desperate
people who have got need cancer treatment, and they find
out you've won lost so and then you know that
stress I think can often flip it.
Speaker 11 (03:58):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
I think part of me is you'd have to be
as happy in yourself first, and money doesn't make a
difference either way. You've got to be happy that you
own your happiness, right.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You only have to look at how many rich people
that's basket cases.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
No, I think you're right and I think that's the
best way to look at this. If we want to
object to answer from this, you have to look at
the extremes. So what you need to look at is
some of the poorest countries around the world with the
happiest people. And then the other side of that equation
is some of the richest people that are the loneliest
people on this planet.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
And chearching for happiness, but don't get it.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Gates, Bill Gates, the richest man in the world for
a long long time, his marriage fell apart.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Now is that happiness, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It can buy you, but you can't put the wagon.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
That's the problem is though, right with those two extremes,
I think there's a real sweet spot in the.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Moon, and I think that's fifty billion bucks.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Can money by happiness? Paul, what do you think?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I think it gives you choices. I think like if
I was to one notter, I've always said I wouldn't
be ever tell a soul. I wouldn't tell I wouldn't
tell anybody because I don't want to have to deal
with the people that are all of a sudden, your
friends are loaded.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I I've thought exactly the same. There might be one
child I could trust to tell it to, but two of.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Them I wouldn't. They just blab.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Once you once you tell someone, you can't untell.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Someone no, and you've got to keep that circle small.
I think that was what was it?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Travis Or?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Trevor Trevor. I think Trevor fell short there. He told
the world straight away, he did, Sam, you'd be done
for you would tell the world the moment you've got it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
There, there's that old saying.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I won't tell everyone that when I've won lotto, but
there'll be science, you know, and when I come in
with a full head of hair.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And new teeth.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wendy, what do you think can money buy happiness?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 11 (05:39):
I don't believe it can soult it by happiness. It
would definitely help you get to being happy, I'm sure,
But imagine if you're on your own and didn't have
anybody to shew that with, like go peblin on things.
But then I just think like it needs other factors
to make it happy.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, I almost think this needs to be flipped this jas.
I know your question was can money by your happiness?
Can money bring loneliness? And I think it probably can
you're right.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny say that because I actual
starting to agree with Sam. I think money can buy.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I stand by it. I reckon there's still a very
sweet spot.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
And you know that you could imagine, like, you know,
instead of being here this morning talking to you guys,
just traveling somewhere or been setting up an off road racing.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Imagine what you've been missing.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
If you're wrongs, that wonderful or I would I would
be missing you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You guys a big part of my happiness.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
So there's this poor woman, Joanna, right, she's twenty eight
years old, and she decides to get laser here removal.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's all, it's all the right, everyone's doing it right.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
So she goes and there gets it done, but with
no Jackson, it goes horribly wrong. And now poor Joanna
has been burnt and he's something burnt via Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Like what sort of burns are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, substanti laser.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Now I'm just wondering what degree of the burners or
third degree?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You don't know that.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
I metion just pretty much she's gone the news about it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
By the way, it's pretty algae.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
So, I mean, you know, if you go through these
and you hear these horror stories a and you see
them on TV, and you see them in movies and stuff,
so they must be henpening in real life.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Botched exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, So she goes these procedures and they go wrong.
What happened?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Well, that's interesting because a friend of mine recently we
had to catch up for a friend's birthday and she
turned up with like tiger stripes on the side of
her face.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I was like, what's going on there? And you know IP.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
You might not know IPL, but IPL is basically laser
treatment where you can like ping off your sun spots
and it can lessen the appearance of free course and
a lot of people will get it in the middle
of winter. You're gott to be very careful of sun exposure.
It basically just gives you a clean slate. But she
had these big stripes out the side, and she's like,
I don't know if it's meant to be like that,
and I was like, I've had it once and that's
(07:47):
not what happened to me. And she was actually getting
quite worried, like is this how it's meant to be? Am?
I going to have these big, weird stripes forever. I
don't think so, apart from when I've had a shocker
and died. Like the time I went ginger. It just
made me look ill, you know, But that was my
own own fault. I just didn't do how There was
this one time also with here, where I went through
(08:10):
a phase at high school where I wanted to go
really light blonde and I ended up looking like a
pineapple and it was horrific and I ruined the quality
of my hair and I had to strip it all back.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
That was a total fail.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I've never I don't think I've been burnt or you know,
stabbed or anything like that.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yeah, have you said, well, there's been an incident with
an electric razor during some man escaping.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Who was doing that for you?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
It's a different kind of skin down there, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I thought you were going to a professional to get
your man escaping.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Was the moment that we've been waiting for, though, Jace,
what happened to you? Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
So a few years ago I was lucky enough to
be the best man at my mate Lindsay's wedding, and
so you might know I have quite pronounced eyebrows, and
so they.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Say about eyebrows, No, they say, you know what they're saying, No,
what's upstairs?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Up and downstairs?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Drake snakes.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Anyway, So I thought, well, I need to look good
for these photos and things.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
You know, you're you know, so I thought anyone was
sort about threading your eyebrows or trimmed and stuff, and
them I like, I don't go wex and WEXM is great,
so we can get them waxed.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh Jase, I love that you took this much care.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
And so I did it way too close to the
wedding and they burnt my eyes actually burnt my four
my four head and underneath eighbrows as well. So I
had these massive, big red patches and I was like,
this is the Thursday. The wedding's on the Saturday.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
So I had.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Elevira jels and I was trying to fix it and
they had to fix it up later on the day.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I had big read eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
There's the number one rule before a big of e.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You don't try a beauty technique you haven't tried before,
Because I too have had a little bit of the
red rash. But with women, you usually just cover it
with makeup or over time your body gets used to it.
I think you should be proud of those bushy brows.
I would kill the heaven fly.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
We started talking about beauty's gone bad, beauty treatment's gone bad.
A lot of techs on two six nine nine A
league waxing gone band, as well other sort of heir
removal things not quite going to plan.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, a lot of it seems to be with the
hair removal of one kind or another, whether it's waxing, lasering, shaving. Actually,
I had a shaving disaster when I was younger. I
shaved up the entire length of my shin.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Do you know how sore that is?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
It was like I was a first time shaver, first
time user, and as you know my personality, I raged
and did it too hard.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
To do fast.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I mean on a daily basis.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
You see people with the old injectibles going wrong, though,
don't you, especially on the lips.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I don't know if they think they're wrong. I think the.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Small for you, I don't think it's just morphia.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
I think it looks good when you look in the
mirror front on, but you can't look at your profile.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Susan what happened to you?
Speaker 11 (10:57):
I wently got my.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Eyebrows done the very first time, and I think the
wax was too hot because it burnt mass eye area.
And then they put makeup on afterwards, and I had
a major skin reaction as well.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I am feeling your pain because I can imagine that happening.
When they put on that hot wax in such a
sensitive error, you think, oh, this doesn't feel.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Like it should be right.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
But they can control the temperature of the wax, and
absolutely so, I reckon it's happened.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, next time you go and just go now what wax?
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Sureie?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
I thought I would be very clever and saved some money.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
And I don't why Brazilian just before a hot day.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Ended up looking like rocial?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
What? What?
Speaker 10 (11:51):
When?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
We're wrong?
Speaker 12 (11:55):
It's it's not as easy as it looks.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I couldn't get the.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
Probably a bit too fat to be.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
By, wasn't quite there to get.
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Oh it was just your skin blood tears.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, laughed so much this morning. Don't even try do
you know why Persian anyone?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I mean, that's a yoga class if you never need.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I can't try that anyway because I can barely stand
it when they're about to pull off the hot wax
and you have to brace yourself.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I mentioned if it was you having to pull the off.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I mean, just just on a flexibility situation there, you know,
just because I've been pumping a few bits of Wait.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Sometimes it's even hard white own bottom. I did it.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's Tony Jason Sam's Best Show Moments podcast. This week's
very best from Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's that lovely intro jas.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
We want to talk about the world of beauty pageants now,
but god, God, it's provided some lolls over the years,
hasn't it.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I used to I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I remember sitting in the eighties as a kid, begging
mom and dad to let me start and watch Miss Universe,
and I used to love it.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
And I used to get so excited.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
When's Miss New Zealand coming on, and it was just
so awesome looking at all their pretty dresses.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I loved it round on.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Nowadays, beauty pageants changed.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
A lot, because now you have Miss Earth, Miss Willing,
Miss the Planets, Miss Beach.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Miss Alabama. I don't know if you saw that last week.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Well that's what I was just about to bring it
up Sam Miss Alabama, and there's no sort of nice
way to say this. She's an obese woman, right, and
she has won Miss Alabama and it's caused her as
a huge stir As you can imagine. Half of them
is saying, finally, you don't have to be a Barbie
doll to win Miss Universe, and the other half of
saying that's unhealthy, that should not be something that is celebrated.
(14:06):
Now I bring you something even stranger.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
What I'm for it?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And now I'm bringing you AI.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay, So there's a new beauty pageant and it's fully AI.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
What what? So they're not even real.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Now, not even real competition you know over there.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I feel like the speeches might be better by the
AI generated ones.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
So essentially what's happened? This is in the UK.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
One hundred and fifty thousand tech experts have entered this
to try.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And come up with.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I love how it's women's beauty, a like where's the
men's AI pageant?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
And they've calling it miss Willed AI.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
So you thought it was weird having miss willed environmental
misworld Earth. Now we've got misworled II and many thousand
dollars for the winner, but not even real And you go, well,
this sounds ridiculous, I'm telling you. I started scrolling through
it and I kind of got hooked in that they
are like, look at that one.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
There is there a Miss Alabama? Have they gone less woke?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
There's no Miss Alabama? I don't think. But the one
I just saw was kind of a little space agen there.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Like real people, these are still based on looks, right,
they'd still win based on looks. What's the criterion winning this?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
The based on looks?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
It's how good you are with your tech and how
realistic you can make a face.
Speaker 13 (15:34):
Oh wow, yeah, because I think at the core of it,
it's less of a beauty pageant and more of an
indication of how well AI can fit the brief of
that pageant, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
They've just chosen a moot point, haven't they?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
And do you know what the clincher for this is?
Because then you're like, well, the humans still picking who
they find most attractive?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Right, is it the blonde? Is it the bruni? Isn't
the redhead?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
But actually no, because the judges are all so AI generator.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh my god, genuinely what's the point? Can you see
your own willy? Which is this? Is it's a topical.
It's a topic that we need to talk about because
it is Men's Health Week.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
And if we carry weight around our middles, it is
a bad place to carry. It increases our blood pressure,
it's bad for our organs. It can go on to
lead to stroke, diabetes, all sorts of things like that.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Isn't this isn't this a little bit sizest towards the
poor person that even in a trim steak might not
be able to see it.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, there's two factors. So what where's willy size? And
then there's willy size.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Camest that is one in three key We men can't
see their own crumbs.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
There's three of us here.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Can you see yours?
Speaker 13 (16:50):
Tone?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But you can't?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
So I can?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
I mean no, off's to Jace, because he has done
a brilliant job of geting himself back to show.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
No, you can't say is less of less than what
I see of mine?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I don't reckon.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
If I had to predict without knowing, I don't know
if that would be career.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, there are two factors.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
You know what they say about people that talk about
it a life.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I heard the st last so of course I checked,
and you know, I'm okay, I'm all right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
How much did you have to bed?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You have to just you can only your only to
move your chin.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I reckon, there's a nick mobility issue as well, Like
what if you can't put your chin.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
On your chair?
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Well, that would be your better Like if you had
bad nick, You're part of the You're part of the problem.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You can't see it.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I don't know if you guys are telling the truth.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I'm saying, Well, I'm going to put out there as
a public service announcement today.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
If what you need to do is.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Go and see if you can see it, and if
you can't, go to a chiropractor or.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
You might.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
As we slipped further into winter, and maybe you're sitting
on the couch a lot watching things. You've been watching
TV series, maybe a great movies. Are you using your
own subscription.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Though, well I am for television, but.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I am no shared subscriptions going on.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
I swear to God. So actually, do you know what?
This is really weird?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
And I forgot to tell you guys about this, but
I've been going on to my Netflix account, right, Yes,
and you know how you have your own profile, because
everyone in our house has got a different profile, so
all the things that they like come up.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I went into my.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Profile this week without a word of a lie, and
suddenly it said recommended for you, and it was a
whole heap of Korean films.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Things you may like, a whole lot of Korean films.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
I'm like, someone act into my account because I've watched
the odd Korean film, but I wouldn't think that that'd
recommend ten of them.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Do you know what I reckon someone me?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I know, I think I've been hack too. I think
I've got a thief within the family and.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
These Matt's been watching Korean films and I don't know
about your profile.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, a few of those myself, I've noticed. I've noticed
a few of my series.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
You go to watch it, you know, I was up
to season two, episode three, and now I'm on season four,
episode seven.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
No, that's just a different login. That's just you going
starting watching it with Sarah on hers, and then when
you get to turn it on, you go in on yours.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It's not I do you know what I think?
Speaker 7 (19:29):
I think my sister's got my logins and she's ruining
my episode.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
This happens, right, So I pay for like your sky
Go and sky now and so so it'sort on demand, right,
but you only can have like I think one or
two devices on that.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
And I've been at other people's places and logged in
on the TV right and then tried to log out again.
But of course you always for get after the game, right,
we go into someone else's house watch the game. Last
year I tried to watch an All Blacks match and
I was trying to watch it. There are too many
people watching this? What I go in all my matK?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Are you watching all sky?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
And do you know what?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
The same thing happens if you go to say bat
a batch here and rent a batch and you log
it on Netflix and forget to log out the next
person that there is on your Netflix are.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
And write so many Korean films I don't know where,
I don't know which.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Bat Jason, you need to do a complete logout.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
You have to change your pass from so honesty, call
and names if you want to.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Don't want to?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Are you double dipping? Are you a subscriber? Save a subscription?
Savior will call them? Shall we what are you using
it's not entirely your login.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
And Tony hasn't even told the worst of the story either.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
We've got it. We've got a gym situation.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
True, we're asking this morning about people who are using
someone else's subscription. Could be a login to watch something
on TV or a movie, could even be other sort
of subscriptions as well. On the text on two six
ninety nine, someone says anonymous, please don't read my name out.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
We won't leave that there. I'm using my boyfriend's swipe
key for his gym. Now, don't they have cameras? Can't
you get caught doing that? He's going to swipe key
for someone else's wipe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
It must be one of those big gyms that you
kind of like lots of people come in and out,
because I feel like at our gym, if some random
just came in, you'd spot them.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
You've never been here before.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
I beg you, Jym, absolutely, And I think every time
you swipe the thing, you sneeze, you know, come in
and go hold your little card.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I assume it just as you swipe it. Then your
heads down out of the way of the camera.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
You know, when it takes because I'm assuming that you're
going to take it. It's going to take a photo
every time you swipe your cart. That's when the moment happens.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Okay, speaking of gym's, that is where I am offending. Well,
actually I'm aiding someone else to offends you because.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I know what. You're encouraging someone into their own success.
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'd like to Yeah, you can talk away your crimes
any way you like.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
So I've bought an online gym program, you know.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I think it's twelve weeks and it can you can
then upgrade it. And I'm screen grabbing workouts to my mate, yeah,
sending them to her.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, And I am also doing that. I pray for you.
I don't know why I do it because I don't
get anything.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Out of it because you're not being selfish.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
You're helping someone achieve.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You're not helping you don't just act in life just
for yourself. And I think that's a great listen for you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
But effectively it does make me a thief though, because.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Share can't you give you it to your wife?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, I'm getting nothing out of it.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Actually, my wife, My wife was doing a thing called
ladies who lunged, and it was at this online screen
and you do it for the little screen camera.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
So I stand to the side of the TV and
do it as well.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
This house seven bucks a week there.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, I think it was like sexpecting.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think this was good your dignity.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Know what's worse than lunging in the lounge as a
man hiding in the hallway lounging.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
It's a thing with ladies who lungs Now, guy, I
understand things.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Hear more from Tony Street Try we need to talk
Tony's Health and Lifestyle podcast. Now back to Tony Jason,
Sam's Best Show Moments podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Right now, there's time for Sam's week News.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
It's the weekly news weekly new yeah, sure, yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Is it every week? I think it's bi weekly?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Now start still weekly till week weekly weekly.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
The twenty fourth week of twenty twenty four and everyone
in New Zealand had lots of fever. Fifty million dollars
diplomatically split seven ways, and two winners are yet to
be found. This should be like a meat raffle, don't
you think draw another winner? Reach another week, Another plane crash,
Malawi's vice president ending in a ball of flames.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Malawi's vice president has just been killed in a plane
crash with his wife. Not a gap less than a
month after Iran's president died in a helicopter crash.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yes, just keep happening.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
And meanwhile, Singapore Airlines offers compensation for a flight that
frightened the man to death, offering people with minor injuries
some cash.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
The airline said.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Passengers with minor injuries happen offered ten thousand US dollars,
and those with serious injuries can discuss an offer to
meet their specific needs.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Ten grand and kind of wishing I was on the flight,
don't you think?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
No, no, no amount of money?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
No you mister four million and lots before you even
take notice.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Diet doctor Michael Moseley and expert in keito gives everyone
a good example why they should have some carbs.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Hadn't deviated and just staggered that ninety seconds more, we'd
be telling a different story and he'd be on television
highlighting the dangers of walking in extremely hot temperature.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yeah. His last words, apparently do you know that I'm
on ketoast? And to continue a grim theme, a mother
of four is gobbled up by a python. Her last
words were, this is still more relaxing than being a
mother of four.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
And so still in the animal world, and this is amazing.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
African elephants not Asian. They haven't worked this out yet.
African elephants can call each other and respond to individual names.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
New research suggests that African elephants call each other unique names.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
That one was saying, his name is Emmanuel, and I'm
calling a snap election three weeks before the elephant That
language the thing from the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.
And if you think that's weird, just remember that Emmanuel
married his teacher, which is weird, but not as weird
(25:38):
as the Chinese.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
The tallest and most beautiful waterfall maybe a fraud.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Things kind of got a little bit awkward yesterday when
a hiker discovered that the water was coming out of
a pipe.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
So good is it validating everything we think about made
in China, King Charles' official portrait is vandalized by vegan activists.
They defaced it with pictures of wall someome croma and
ironically it was an improvement, to be honest, they could
improve it easily just by smothering with manure because it's
a terrible bull.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
No we like it.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Billy Ray Soros has an achy breaking heart after divorcing
his new wife after seven months or sixty two year old,
proving we should never marry anyone called firefly?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Is it fire Rose Rose? I'm sorry, it's the same.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
And more astute, brilliant words from Joe Bright Biden.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
You know she knows so long as it was nine, yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Enough.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
And to Finnish the black Cats, we're about as good
as tits on a ball in Trinidad.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
So look, the twenty fourth week hasn't been a.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Great one, but at least we can now look forward
to twenty four hours of rain.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
That was the weekend.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Us I was waiting for a all analogy then just
threw it in.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
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