June 21, 2024 • 16 mins
Our favourite moments from the show this week - Is baby brain for men real, the incredible story of Jacob the three-legged lion and Toni boob problem!
0:00 Toni’s Bosom Problem
3:40 Baby Brain for Men
7:25 Jacob the Three-Legged Lion
9:30 Sam’s Toilet Problem
12:30 Sam’s Weak News
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's best show Moments podcast, the
very Best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week, we need to.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Talk about mammograms now, yep, and the breast region, because.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We should be getting mamograms once you hit.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The age of forty five. It's a thing that you
should be getting regularly. Now. I'm only forty, so I've
still got five years, well four and a half years
until I'm meant to But I've been told by my GP,
because I'm going through early perimenopause, that i should get
them earlier. So I've been doing my as you know,
I've been getting every chek under the son, I've had heart,
I've had air, nos and throat, and today is my mammogram,
(00:37):
my first one ever.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, we don't get them in your.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Thirty You nervous, Nah, I feel like I've been. I've
had enough blood tests and enough procedures.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That i feel like that's the least my worries.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
All I know about it is that they get pretty squished,
and I'm going to find out today whether I have
dense breasts or not. And the density apparently has something
to do with your chances of potentially developing breast cancer,
and I don't have any history of breast cancer in
my family.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But can we just talk about the state of my
boobs for a second.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, And I'm not going to be held responsible for
the stead of your boobs, even though there was accusations
flowing around this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, no, I just wish I'd had a bit of sympathy,
is all I'm saying. Particularly from producer Rosie who's a female.
No one gave me some of this want so and look,
I am actually to blame for this.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, the show is to blame for this, because I.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Had to try and look my most Penny Featherington on
Friday for Bridgington, and to do that you don't wear
a bra and the dresses from that era because they've
got this tiny little shelf that you have to put
them into and then they need to be pushed up
to get the full bosom look. So to get that
I had to tape my boobs. Now I'm not someone
that does that all the time. A lot of the
young ones do.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They don't wear.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Bras because they want all the backstraps and all that showing,
and they take them so on the moor, you.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Know, holding in there pretty well.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I have had three children.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sam on the morning of the bridge and Hei Ti.
On Friday morning at four a m. I decided, oh no,
I don't have any tape.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I rifled through.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The medical cabinet and I found some bright blue strapping
tape that my daughter uses for netball, and I was like,
this will do. So I squashed the girls together, strapped
them all up, had them in the right spot. I
went that actually worked surprisingly well, and it feels quite soft.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It should be easy to take off.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I love it will support a faulty ankle. I suspect
it will hold a bosom in place.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So the bridge and he ends and we're up in
the hotel room cleaning.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Up, getting all of the gear.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And I had to get my costume off to give
to producer Rosie so she could return it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And what did I do? I thought back to when
I was a child, and it hurts least.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
When you the band aid off, fast and furious.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What's happened my skin? My nipples are still in place,
but on one.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Side of my leaf boob, I have got what looks
like a tiger chloring at me with an actual wound,
and underneath I've got.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
A wound as well.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And this happens to be on the day I have
my first mammogrand look at me today, like what is
going on.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
In her household animals?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And I don't know if it's going to make the
mammogram worse or if it's just going to be the
shame of having to expose a wounded bosom.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I wish you were a success with this. And by
the way, if you want to see photo SAMs on
his fine.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We need to talk about the brain now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And I think we all know if you're a mother
and you have children, you go through a big period
where you have baby brain and you just forgetful and
you and you think, God, I'm losing my mind. Well,
actually you are. Your mind is changing. Your brain changes
to be able to cope with the extra load of
having to care for another human being. But for the
first time science is found that it also happens to
(04:06):
men's brains as well. Is this a welcome piece of
knowledge for the two of you having gone through that period?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I think it makes perfect sense. Really,
I mean, because what you get is a drop in
tes sostra. Don't you struggling in the department.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I am slowly becoming a female.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Three kids, so I am actually getting hips. I'm carrying
a little one so often I do like the sway
and then I catch myself just standing there with the
sway on like you started.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You need to push you back and forth. You know
that the shopping trolley was rocking shopping trolley.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Well, the science of it is the brain changes, so
you have the ability to form a bond with the
baby and connect sensitively to the baby because that's important.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
For your species survival.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So the cerebral cortex changes, and it gives you the
feeling of at times forgetting things, not remembering where you were.
And that's all because it's physically changing to make you
be able to be more sensitive and bond to the child.
But it did make me start thinking how fatherhood actually
did change you. Do you remember feeling different when you
(05:23):
became a dad?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yes, yeah, I'm more emotional. I was one hundred percent
more emotional.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What for me? Is it? For me?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
It gave me clarity more than anything else in the world,
because I think for so long I was a you know,
I was always seeking opportunity. I was very ambitious, and
I think what it did, is it instead of kind
of seeking goals and not really knowing where I was heading.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
What it did for me? It gave me purpose.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
All of a sudden, I knew what I was working for,
why I was trying to achieve. It was just to
literally provide and to spend more time with my children.
So for me, it actually made the man because all
of a sudden, I knew what everything was about and
what I was doing everything for.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's so lovely I got with you, Sam.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I got really emotional if I started crying at TV commercials,
and I still do now.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You know that you're bathing and the female stuff there.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know even that the TV with a dog
with three leagues and the guy that stands up and
he's got one leg himself.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You know, the electric company and I don't know what it is.
I bare my eyes out of that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
But then also I.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Think I had the years you did embrace the Queen
Charlotte outfit, the dress, last breakfast, and can I just
say on your part, you forget that I knew you
before kids and I didn't see that much of a change.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Hey, can I just say what there's another study? Do
you know that they can ruin you the kids. I'll
tell you why.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
There is a study done.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
On superbike riders and they found that for every kid
that a superbike rider had, they were losing one tenth
of a second per lap.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
So it actually in terms of your aggression.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Your focus, and everything like that, it was actually making
the superbike riders slower.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So how would we relate that to your situation? What
have you lost?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
My mind?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I'm slower in every respect, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm happier.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
All right, Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast.
This week's very best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves
and Sam Wallas.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
True story.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Now have you heard about Jacob, the three legged lion
that has just recorded the longest swimming history.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why Jacob sounds like such a lion name.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's an odd name for lion, but he's a lover Street. Yeah,
let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
More, older, you just wanted some afternoon delight. Old Jacob
the lions. So this is at Queen Elizabeth National Park
in Uganda, and due to ecological pressures, the lionesses had
been separated from the lions and they were across a
(07:55):
one point six kilometer river, and old Jacob could hear
the hear the mating calls from the other side of
the river.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Now, lions don't like water, they don't like to swim
at all. But the urges were.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Taking over, the power of love was taking over poor
Jacob and the three legged lion. Jacob decided that he
could he could wait no longer, and he swam it
and he made it to the other side.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well he's got he's got more issues than your average lion. Well,
he's got three legs and it's a wild jungle out there.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, that's a really good point because, like, would you
cross Jason as a man if you could hear the
mating calls a woman on the.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Other side of if you two had one leg.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, you've got one. Lead you swimming across the river
to get there. Do you know what I'm with Jacob
on this? Yes, take the swim. Take the swim. Okay,
now I want you to be in mine. One more factor.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I think Jacob might have done the swim before and
lost a leg.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
So would.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
After losing a leg.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
To a crocodile while trying to cross the river, would
you then, for you didn swim again, Jilly.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Really loved one of these particular time there as well
as Crocs as well.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah, I suspect the would have been a big
reward for Jacob.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
There's a big reward on the other side, would you.
I'm taking this one. I'm taking this one.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then and then he gets to the other side
and the line goes, oh, I don't like guys with three.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Giggs's more like Jacob.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I just want to give you an update on toilet
gate at my place at the stage, because you might
remember that we had a blockage at one of one
of our downstairs toilet which was quite an annoying because
it also was the same pipe that drained the shower,
the washing machine, and the basin and the.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Garage pretty big job speak jobs.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
We called the plumber, and the plumber came in and
he invoiced me for six hundred bucks and he couldn't
get the blockage remove, which means we had to get.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Going on at your house lands.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
So at this point we couldn't get the camera in
to investigate what was down the drain because the toilet
was sold on the wall, So we took off the
toilet off the wall. Now I don't know what them
voices are at this stage, but I decided i'd do
a little investigation of my three year old twins.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Did you do it?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I think I did it?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You didn't do it?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I think.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
When when I actually he did.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It because he was it?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You No, it was a tiger.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
What was it? A toy tiger? Yeah? Is that a toilet?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And then it can't go for that easier to flush?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Did you go to a couple of flushes?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Whah?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Why we're gonna have to dig up the concrete.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So the flushed the tiger on the toilet, Well.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Well that's what we thought, because you don't get a
lot of sense from them.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So I appreciate the fact that she took no ownership
and blamed both.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, so if we did enough as a tiger or
we thought it might because we'd lost the hair brush,
one of those little round hair brushes, so we thought
that's the type of thing that could go over the
spin and then sit up on the toilet and the
drain and actually block the drain. So after getting our
third consultant to come in and they found the blockage.
It was twenty meters down one of the pipes, and
(11:31):
the good news is we didn't have to dig up
the concrete and the AstroTurf to get it. They managed
to to poke it through and we know what the
object was.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm dying to know whether the tiger with all Brando
down there.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
It was not a toy.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
And in fact, they're all slightly guilty because what they've
been doing is flushing wet wipes. So it was a
lock of wet wipes that we had in a roop.
So they were running away grabbing wet wipes and using
those two wipe things up and flushing the down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So yeah, tiger.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh we don't know where the rushes. Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I was hoping it was a gold billion because I'll
tell you what, it's our.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Bill to fix our toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
The toilet is back on the wall now as approaching
two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think that's to hit the wipes out of the house.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah, toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
But first though, its Sam's weak news weekly news.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Maybe I get rid of this confusion, maybe this segment
Daily Did you get.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Rid of the segment? I really enjoy it. I want
you to get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Is going to do it daily, the protesters continue to
deface the world's treasures.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm the campaigners have to faced Stonehenge, spraying the ancient
English monument with orange paint.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Look, I'm not a huge fan of stop oil protesters,
but if any megalithic structure could use with the spruce
up at Stone inche so boring.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Always say that I've given in real life so boring.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Our great news New Zealand bathe in the prosperity. We
are out of a technical recession, technically GPD rising a
whopping zero point two percent, which means technically we're still broke.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Technically it's GDP that's speaking.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
That's why we run this through the edit process. It's
weekly news.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
But it's not all good news New Zealand. We learn
of the dramatic decline of the seagull. Science says that
the red billed seagull could be gone in just ten years.
I suggest that scientist opens a newspaper with some fish
and chips and re evaluate their data, because the a
freaking seagulls everywhere correct.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Once again, not a great week for aviation.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Passengers on the Virgin Australia flight at the center of
last night's mid air emergency over Queenstown, say they feel
lucky to be alive after flames erupted from one of
its engines. Virginiaway slams into a bird on takeoff and
burst into flames, and I can suspect it's only another
seagull audio coming from a dad that cares more about
(14:15):
his could going to bed than the.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Seventy souls on board.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Out good, not looking good now after bed, before the
plane crashes and leakes your sister up, and I have.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
To deal with that too.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Don't have a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I bet Chris luxon which his played would would catch
on fire, because after canceling the new cook straight furries,
it's the only way he's going to get a new one.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The PM's trade trip is back on track, with his
business delegation finally arriving in Japan forty hours late thanks
to a plane malfunction.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Nothink, says New Zealanders on the cutting edge.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Let's sign a high powered business deal like being two
days late for a trade talk. More brilliance from another
world leader, the leader of the Free World, Wyden's husband.
Thanks to old clamors of Congress Homewood Security Secretary.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
What he doing. I don't know. He gave up on himself,
only four.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Years older and remarkably sharper than Joe Biden. Legendary Sir
Ian McKellen, who has had a fall.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I seem to have fallen.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Perhaps you could toss me abandoned. I mean an extraordinary,
rely large amount of pen that may or may not
have been the actual audio of the event. Now you
might be wondering where this all went wrong. Let me
read on.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
The eighty five year old actor was in a fight
scene when he slipped and fell from the stage.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
What's he doing a fight scene for? He should be
doing a gardening.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Scene eighty five alone?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Now the car chase say, it's the talk of the UK.
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
But I would have been totally okay if this was
a criminal but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
A Haim Secretary James Cleverly has called for an urgent
explanation after a cow was injured when it was struck
twice by a police vehicle in Surry last night.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Twice they've rented over. It was a calf and that
is horrific for toys. The Great Way to team the
as you meet. I'll leave that with you week, can't
you That's the worst thing you've ever seen? For one
bites last Week, Tony.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week, we need to.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Talk about mammograms now, yep, and the breast region, because.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We should be getting mamograms once you hit.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
The age of forty five. It's a thing that you
should be getting regularly. Now. I'm only forty, so I've
still got five years, well four and a half years
until I'm meant to But I've been told by my GP,
because I'm going through early perimenopause, that i should get
them earlier. So I've been doing my as you know,
I've been getting every chek under the son, I've had heart,
I've had air, nos and throat, and today is my mammogram,
(00:37):
my first one ever.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No, we don't get them in your.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Thirty You nervous, Nah, I feel like I've been. I've
had enough blood tests and enough procedures.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That i feel like that's the least my worries.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
All I know about it is that they get pretty squished,
and I'm going to find out today whether I have
dense breasts or not. And the density apparently has something
to do with your chances of potentially developing breast cancer,
and I don't have any history of breast cancer in
my family.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But can we just talk about the state of my
boobs for a second.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, And I'm not going to be held responsible for
the stead of your boobs, even though there was accusations
flowing around this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, no, I just wish I'd had a bit of sympathy,
is all I'm saying. Particularly from producer Rosie who's a female.
No one gave me some of this want so and look,
I am actually to blame for this.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, the show is to blame for this, because I.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Had to try and look my most Penny Featherington on
Friday for Bridgington, and to do that you don't wear
a bra and the dresses from that era because they've
got this tiny little shelf that you have to put
them into and then they need to be pushed up
to get the full bosom look. So to get that
I had to tape my boobs. Now I'm not someone
that does that all the time. A lot of the
young ones do.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They don't wear.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Bras because they want all the backstraps and all that showing,
and they take them so on the moor, you.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Know, holding in there pretty well.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I have had three children.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sam on the morning of the bridge and Hei Ti.
On Friday morning at four a m. I decided, oh no,
I don't have any tape.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So I rifled through.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The medical cabinet and I found some bright blue strapping
tape that my daughter uses for netball, and I was like,
this will do. So I squashed the girls together, strapped
them all up, had them in the right spot. I
went that actually worked surprisingly well, and it feels quite soft.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It should be easy to take off.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I love it will support a faulty ankle. I suspect
it will hold a bosom in place.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So the bridge and he ends and we're up in
the hotel room cleaning.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Up, getting all of the gear.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And I had to get my costume off to give
to producer Rosie so she could return it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
And what did I do? I thought back to when
I was a child, and it hurts least.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
When you the band aid off, fast and furious.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What's happened my skin? My nipples are still in place,
but on one.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Side of my leaf boob, I have got what looks
like a tiger chloring at me with an actual wound,
and underneath I've got.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
A wound as well.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And this happens to be on the day I have
my first mammogrand look at me today, like what is
going on.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
In her household animals?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And I don't know if it's going to make the
mammogram worse or if it's just going to be the
shame of having to expose a wounded bosom.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I wish you were a success with this. And by
the way, if you want to see photo SAMs on
his fine.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We need to talk about the brain now.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And I think we all know if you're a mother
and you have children, you go through a big period
where you have baby brain and you just forgetful and
you and you think, God, I'm losing my mind. Well,
actually you are. Your mind is changing. Your brain changes
to be able to cope with the extra load of
having to care for another human being. But for the
first time science is found that it also happens to
(04:06):
men's brains as well. Is this a welcome piece of
knowledge for the two of you having gone through that period?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I think it makes perfect sense. Really,
I mean, because what you get is a drop in
tes sostra. Don't you struggling in the department.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I am slowly becoming a female.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Three kids, so I am actually getting hips. I'm carrying
a little one so often I do like the sway
and then I catch myself just standing there with the
sway on like you started.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You need to push you back and forth. You know
that the shopping trolley was rocking shopping trolley.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Well, the science of it is the brain changes, so
you have the ability to form a bond with the
baby and connect sensitively to the baby because that's important.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
For your species survival.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So the cerebral cortex changes, and it gives you the
feeling of at times forgetting things, not remembering where you were.
And that's all because it's physically changing to make you
be able to be more sensitive and bond to the child.
But it did make me start thinking how fatherhood actually
did change you. Do you remember feeling different when you
(05:23):
became a dad?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yes, yeah, I'm more emotional. I was one hundred percent
more emotional.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What for me? Is it? For me?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
It gave me clarity more than anything else in the world,
because I think for so long I was a you know,
I was always seeking opportunity. I was very ambitious, and
I think what it did, is it instead of kind
of seeking goals and not really knowing where I was heading.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
What it did for me? It gave me purpose.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
All of a sudden, I knew what I was working for,
why I was trying to achieve. It was just to
literally provide and to spend more time with my children.
So for me, it actually made the man because all
of a sudden, I knew what everything was about and
what I was doing everything for.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's so lovely I got with you, Sam.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I got really emotional if I started crying at TV commercials,
and I still do now.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You know that you're bathing and the female stuff there.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I don't know even that the TV with a dog
with three leagues and the guy that stands up and
he's got one leg himself.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You know, the electric company and I don't know what it is.
I bare my eyes out of that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
But then also I.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Think I had the years you did embrace the Queen
Charlotte outfit, the dress, last breakfast, and can I just
say on your part, you forget that I knew you
before kids and I didn't see that much of a change.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Hey, can I just say what there's another study? Do
you know that they can ruin you the kids. I'll
tell you why.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
There is a study done.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
On superbike riders and they found that for every kid
that a superbike rider had, they were losing one tenth
of a second per lap.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
So it actually in terms of your aggression.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Your focus, and everything like that, it was actually making
the superbike riders slower.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So how would we relate that to your situation? What
have you lost?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
My mind?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I'm slower in every respect, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm happier.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
All right, Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast.
This week's very best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves
and Sam Wallas.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
True story.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Now have you heard about Jacob, the three legged lion
that has just recorded the longest swimming history.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why Jacob sounds like such a lion name.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's an odd name for lion, but he's a lover Street. Yeah,
let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
More, older, you just wanted some afternoon delight. Old Jacob
the lions. So this is at Queen Elizabeth National Park
in Uganda, and due to ecological pressures, the lionesses had
been separated from the lions and they were across a
(07:55):
one point six kilometer river, and old Jacob could hear
the hear the mating calls from the other side of
the river.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Now, lions don't like water, they don't like to swim
at all. But the urges were.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Taking over, the power of love was taking over poor
Jacob and the three legged lion. Jacob decided that he
could he could wait no longer, and he swam it
and he made it to the other side.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Well he's got he's got more issues than your average lion. Well,
he's got three legs and it's a wild jungle out there.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, that's a really good point because, like, would you
cross Jason as a man if you could hear the
mating calls a woman on the.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Other side of if you two had one leg.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, you've got one. Lead you swimming across the river
to get there. Do you know what I'm with Jacob
on this? Yes, take the swim. Take the swim. Okay,
now I want you to be in mine. One more factor.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I think Jacob might have done the swim before and
lost a leg.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
So would.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
After losing a leg.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
To a crocodile while trying to cross the river, would
you then, for you didn swim again, Jilly.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Really loved one of these particular time there as well
as Crocs as well.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah, I suspect the would have been a big
reward for Jacob.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
There's a big reward on the other side, would you.
I'm taking this one. I'm taking this one.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
And then and then he gets to the other side
and the line goes, oh, I don't like guys with three.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Giggs's more like Jacob.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I just want to give you an update on toilet
gate at my place at the stage, because you might
remember that we had a blockage at one of one
of our downstairs toilet which was quite an annoying because
it also was the same pipe that drained the shower,
the washing machine, and the basin and the.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Garage pretty big job speak jobs.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
We called the plumber, and the plumber came in and
he invoiced me for six hundred bucks and he couldn't
get the blockage remove, which means we had to get.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Going on at your house lands.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
So at this point we couldn't get the camera in
to investigate what was down the drain because the toilet
was sold on the wall, So we took off the
toilet off the wall. Now I don't know what them
voices are at this stage, but I decided i'd do
a little investigation of my three year old twins.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Did you do it?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I think I did it?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You didn't do it?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I think.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
When when I actually he did.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It because he was it?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You No, it was a tiger.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
What was it? A toy tiger? Yeah? Is that a toilet?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And then it can't go for that easier to flush?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Did you go to a couple of flushes?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Whah?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Why we're gonna have to dig up the concrete.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
It's funny.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So the flushed the tiger on the toilet, Well.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Well that's what we thought, because you don't get a
lot of sense from them.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So I appreciate the fact that she took no ownership
and blamed both.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, so if we did enough as a tiger or
we thought it might because we'd lost the hair brush,
one of those little round hair brushes, so we thought
that's the type of thing that could go over the
spin and then sit up on the toilet and the
drain and actually block the drain. So after getting our
third consultant to come in and they found the blockage.
It was twenty meters down one of the pipes, and
(11:31):
the good news is we didn't have to dig up
the concrete and the AstroTurf to get it. They managed
to to poke it through and we know what the
object was.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I'm dying to know whether the tiger with all Brando
down there.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
It was not a toy.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
And in fact, they're all slightly guilty because what they've
been doing is flushing wet wipes. So it was a
lock of wet wipes that we had in a roop.
So they were running away grabbing wet wipes and using
those two wipe things up and flushing the down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So yeah, tiger.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh we don't know where the rushes. Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I was hoping it was a gold billion because I'll
tell you what, it's our.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Bill to fix our toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
The toilet is back on the wall now as approaching
two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think that's to hit the wipes out of the house.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah, toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
But first though, its Sam's weak news weekly news.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Maybe I get rid of this confusion, maybe this segment
Daily Did you get.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Rid of the segment? I really enjoy it. I want
you to get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Is going to do it daily, the protesters continue to
deface the world's treasures.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I'm the campaigners have to faced Stonehenge, spraying the ancient
English monument with orange paint.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Look, I'm not a huge fan of stop oil protesters,
but if any megalithic structure could use with the spruce
up at Stone inche so boring.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Always say that I've given in real life so boring.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Our great news New Zealand bathe in the prosperity. We
are out of a technical recession, technically GPD rising a
whopping zero point two percent, which means technically we're still broke.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Technically it's GDP that's speaking.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
That's why we run this through the edit process. It's
weekly news.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
But it's not all good news New Zealand. We learn
of the dramatic decline of the seagull. Science says that
the red billed seagull could be gone in just ten years.
I suggest that scientist opens a newspaper with some fish
and chips and re evaluate their data, because the a
freaking seagulls everywhere correct.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Once again, not a great week for aviation.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Passengers on the Virgin Australia flight at the center of
last night's mid air emergency over Queenstown, say they feel
lucky to be alive after flames erupted from one of
its engines. Virginiaway slams into a bird on takeoff and
burst into flames, and I can suspect it's only another
seagull audio coming from a dad that cares more about
(14:15):
his could going to bed than the.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Seventy souls on board.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Out good, not looking good now after bed, before the
plane crashes and leakes your sister up, and I have.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
To deal with that too.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Don't have a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I bet Chris luxon which his played would would catch
on fire, because after canceling the new cook straight furries,
it's the only way he's going to get a new one.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The PM's trade trip is back on track, with his
business delegation finally arriving in Japan forty hours late thanks
to a plane malfunction.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Nothink, says New Zealanders on the cutting edge.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Let's sign a high powered business deal like being two
days late for a trade talk. More brilliance from another
world leader, the leader of the Free World, Wyden's husband.
Thanks to old clamors of Congress Homewood Security Secretary.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
What he doing. I don't know. He gave up on himself,
only four.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Years older and remarkably sharper than Joe Biden. Legendary Sir
Ian McKellen, who has had a fall.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I seem to have fallen.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I'm still alive, but I'm very badly injured.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Perhaps you could toss me abandoned. I mean an extraordinary,
rely large amount of pen that may or may not
have been the actual audio of the event. Now you
might be wondering where this all went wrong. Let me
read on.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
The eighty five year old actor was in a fight
scene when he slipped and fell from the stage.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
What's he doing a fight scene for? He should be
doing a gardening.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Scene eighty five alone?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Now the car chase say, it's the talk of the UK.
It's weird.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
But I would have been totally okay if this was
a criminal but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
A Haim Secretary James Cleverly has called for an urgent
explanation after a cow was injured when it was struck
twice by a police vehicle in Surry last night.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Twice they've rented over. It was a calf and that
is horrific for toys. The Great Way to team the
as you meet. I'll leave that with you week, can't
you That's the worst thing you've ever seen? For one
bites last Week, Tony.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
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