Breakfast Bonus: Sexy cheese gymnast

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Athletes are sponsored by all sorts of brands these days... so why no cheese? An Italian gymnast is, and she's been posing with giant cheese wheels!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Coast Breakfast Bonus Podcast with Tony Jason, Sam. Thanks
for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast today.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It sounds ridiculous that I've.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Listened to this sexy cheese Olympia.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
A gymnast has been posing with cheese.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, I want to start by saying, of all the
things that you could go into bed with partnership wise,
I mean, what's the most proud one you've partnered with, Sam.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Pursals, I didn't get a trampoline. It was a good one. Yeah,
but what about the herbalig Night campaign?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
About that campaign that I did online as I had
to replace myself with someone more attractive to make it
sixy That's all.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Right, Jacobs. They head a red ball, quite surfing sexy man.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
He got in bed with my wife for that campaign.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Certain things where you go, I'm really proud to be
involved with this brand and wow, like this is such
a natural fit. I would imagine that this particular gymnast
never thought that the ideal fit for her would be giant.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Blocks of cheese. That's amazing, It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
So she's an Italian gymnast and she is sponsored by Parmagan.
You know that Parmesan cheese, not just any cheese, Parmesan cheese.
So what what what do you do when you sponsor gymnasts?
You know what could we do? I know, will get
her to do a sexy photo shoot with the largest
blocks of cheese we can find. She is literally there

(01:20):
are like four or five block giant blocks of cheese,
and she's doing the splits on the cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
And the weird thing is, I don't feel like eating cheese,
but I do have an erection. Do you know what
I do if I was actually constructing this as a shoot, though,
wouldn't you use the giant box of cheese?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Is gymnastics? Apparatuss? They missed the track like.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Vaults made of cheese and big enough for the volts.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
What you're doing about the beam of cheese? What about
the what about the pome horse of cheese? What about?
What else is there? You cut rings out of the
giant wheels and you was the rings.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
She could be doing a floor routine and then fall
over and then just.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Go on the floor. The floor is cheese. It's just
not the way to sell cheese.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Cheese is not sexy.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Cheese is delicious, Jesus stinky and she's gonna have stinky
cheese all over her legs.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, she did the splits on. It's worse than that. Okay,
stop it now for is this something else?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
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