Breakfast Bonus: Provocative sports

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Coast Breakfast Bonus Podcast with Tony Jason Samhi.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast. Today we're
talking about the Olympics, but not just the Olympics with
the celebrations and the metal ceremonies and the crowd which
has been amazing, but the provocative sports.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well, there's been a few provocative moments, haven't they Remember
the gymnasts who did the splits on a big pile
of cheese. But today we're talking sailing specifically.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah, I don't know you've seen this, but in one
of the sailing events, when the wind is light, it's
very important to get pumping. Now, pumping refers to when
you balance the side of the boat leading the sail
into the wind, and because the wind is a little
bit light, you have to try and flap your sail
and you do that by some trusting.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's an interesting way to get some wind in your sail.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Isn't It gives me more than wind in my saiale.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So it's quite before and you look at it like,
well set that to music as a whole of him game.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't think the sailors generally do. It's just as
ridiculous folk that watch them doing it and then put
it to music.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You're so right, and it has gone a lot of
people are noticing the sort of stuff. If not the sailing,
then what else has been quite provoking?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I want to know first, do you guys think you'd
be good at thrusting off the side of the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I think I would particularly great mobility in the hips? Okay,
you like? I wouldn't say I'm the most and I
know you two aren't the most flexible kinds.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
So would you just lie there? Would you?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Once I got to run on side?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
How would you do.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Your pumping for your sale?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Jase?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Would you do long slow ones? Or do you really
jack camera.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
A little bit? Probably?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Jake, I reckon, I just go hellfully from.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And Peter Our speaking the first mark, and.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Then I'd roll off the boat and go to sleep,
maybe have a cigarette.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
The first time he's been called a fizzer and speaking
about the provocative sports though, if it's not sailing, what
about pole vault? And I'm saying pole vault because of
the inages that can get stuck in weird places.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Through my pole vaulting career, I have never caught my
appanage on the bar once. It's always been my nose
which sticks out slightly further.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
He was combining the sailing the first one thing.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
The bad thing is I don't even have a big nose.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now there's other things like I mean even and I
feel that the long jumpers, so they run out and
they jump and they land on the sandpit right and
of course they get a wichi from the sand and
they're going to roll over and to one stand up
and right up there.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
And actually, have you noticed that for the first time,
I think in Olympics, I reckon I've intentionally made the
togs in some of the bottoms a little bit up
the JACKXI because it's kind of in fashion in normal life.
I wonder if not inducive to running. I saw some
ten thousand meters runners with a big old g banger
and it's not good.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh you think it's bad on that with the runners.
You should see when you employ the Olympic togs to
the general public.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's worse the other way when the sailors are trying
to pump those tiny little shorts.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
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