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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best show Moments podcast, the
very Best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week, I have been performing an experiment on you
since I returned from Europe. So can you remember Can
you think of any famous experiments that have been performed
on media teams? What about the Carl Stephanovit jobby? Can
you guys remember that one? Anyway, producer Rosies joined us.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Not a clue. He wore the same suit every single
day for a year.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well that's what I thought you were doing last week,
because you wore the same top in a different color.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The only shopping I could do was on the cruise
boat because the kids are always in bed, so I
just meant to one shop and bought five shirts. So
it was not the experiment that I was doing. Now
you might remember that I did. I talked on the
radio about a man that was the most nice smelling
man I've ever smelt, and he suggested a perfume for
me to wear, and I went and bought that perfume
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while I was overseas, and I have been wearing it
every day since I got back, and everyone was saying
to him it was so highly recommitted. Everyone came up
to him and said, that is the most gorgeous perfume.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
What do you wear?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And he said there was two parts. It was the perfume,
but also how he applied it. And what he did
is he put vaseline on his wrists and on his
neck and then sprayed the vasseline. Said the vaseline held
the smell, and the smell continued throughout the day.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
That's you know.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Apparently if you rub it, especially on your rest, you
can bruise the smell.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
A you can bruise every morning, bruise some robit together.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
You're bruising smell.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Now, not to give away his secrets, his name is
Travis mcdona and he is a he's part of the
sales team and Andrew Simms.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
So he told me the perfume and it's John.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Paul Gautier Gold and man, I tell you what, whenever
I bump into my like you are the most delicious
smelling man, I always say it to him because he
always smells.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Say nice.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So I've been wearing for three weeks, not a single comment,
not a single comic, So I don't.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Know what that is.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Have you been applying with the vesseline, and I've.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Been doing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh my god, I mean trying, I mean fishing for compliments.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The funny thing is the other day you and I
were filming something and you leaned over me to put
the microphone.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
On my shoes say anything, And I thought I should.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Have said it because I thought you smell nice that day.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And it's not that you wasn't enough to trigger a
response anyone for weeks, because.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't want to make you feel bad because I
think that because we often give you a stick.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Spraying there for other smells.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
But don't you think it's quite interesting? Let's take it
away from myself and put it into science. Does that
mean that either I'm not a nice smelling human or
different fragrances work better on different.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
People, so maybe as well.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, so even though I've landed on what is the
most complimented perfume, it's not right for me, and I
must try harder.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
No, I think you're doing it. You're trying hard, mate,
You're doing the right thing. Go with the smelling nice.
That is so far, so good. I'm going to try it.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
We haven't been smelling bad, so that that's.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I want to tell your story now about a missed
opportunity and why you should always roam your phone while
on holiday. So our trip to Europe was magnificent, but
it could have been better. So the very last day
of our cruise, we turned up to what was probably
the most beautiful location I've ever seen in my entire life,
a place in the south of France called Villafranche. And
(03:19):
as we turned up there, we could see that it
was the place to be just based on how many
super yachts were in the harbor. And boy was there
a beautiful super yacht, a Soupayocht with a support boat. Now,
the support boat, which was attached to the super yocht
was like a frigate.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
It was huge, and on the.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Back of it was a basketball court and a helicopter.
And then behind it the Soupa Yocht, which was like
it must have been ten helicopter was on the support boat.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Correct, Wow, it's just for the basketball court.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They came as a duo and it was the most
more neumental thing sitting in Villafranche the harbor there. So
we got on the tender off the cruise boat to
go into Nice in the south of France to have
a look around, and everyone on those tenders off the cruise.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Boat was like hers.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That people were speculating Bill Gates as Zuckerberg's. We didn't
really know whose it was. And then we continued our
day exploration through the south of France. We had lunch
and nice and jump back on the tender, and just
as we were coming back on shore, the internet sparked
up on my phone and we had had a nice
day and I got a message from a lady called
Gritchen Hawksby, and it was a photo of our boat,
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the cruise ship that we had.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Come into La fron on.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Had she seen you?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
She had been following my journey on social media.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Well, when you see basketball court, I'm like, I know
whose vote that is because I've been following them on
social media?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Is that your cruise ship?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And followed by I said yes it is, followed by
the next message that said, how long are you and
harb before we'll send the tender and take you on
a cruise on the helicopter around nice?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
No, who's Gritchen Hawksby?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Grigin Hawksby is John Hart's daughter, the loveliest lady and
the only reason.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I m Hart.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
John Harts.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Hawksby Yeah, no, husband's dead, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So they were offering that, but of course I hadn't
been roaming my phone, so I had missed the whole communication.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Was it was it expired the offer when you got it?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, by the time I got back got the internet,
it was literally horn sounded.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Tina's on board timed for the boat to leave.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
So I was leaving the ol cruise, it was leaving villa.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Did you have it? That moment gone? I think I'll
just take this boat home.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I thought at this point my family means nothing to
me anyway. I'm going to go and join the Hawks,
beers in the Hearts and start my new life.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Ten bucks for the all day roaming charge like you
shouldn't have scrimped on that.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
It was the worst ten dollar savings of my life.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Thanks for listening to the Best Show Moments podcast. This
week's very Best from Coast's Tony Street, Jason Reeves and
Sam Wallas.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
It's amazing what a company will do to avoid a lawsuit,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And we had attle incident while we're over on our
cruise boat and international waters an international law so where
it was actually first day on the cruise and ow
a little girl Cozy got her finger jammed.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
And a chef door. Yeah, let me explain it.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So we'd come in and we were just trying to
get water and Sarah was actually holding Cozy and we
were filling our water glasses from the machine, and Cozy
had reached behind Sarah's hand.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
And put her hand leant up against the door.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And we hadn't notice it was a door because it
was one of those doors that's a swing door that
chefs go through, but it was a sensor driven one,
so we hadn't actually picked up on the fact that
the door was opening and shutting.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
So was it like an old saloon door to automatic saloon.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Door automatic salon door.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But it was very hard to predict because it was
it was as a censor door.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It didn't just swing naturally.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It was open, open, open, and then I don't know
where it just decides to close when no one's going
through the door.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Her finger came out of the door. You should have
seen it, it was. It was so bent in.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
It, like in the in the hinge the other a.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Very heavy door.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Day one, We're like, oh my god, but I'll tell
you what when you're when you're on a cruise butillot
that they don't want to get sued at all, so
they look like.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
The suiy type. They looked at you and we watched
the guys.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
And everything that was looking like a tangled wreck at
this did you know on cruise boats they have not
only doctors, they have doctors that can operate.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So they said they have They had a theater and
they x rayed the x rayed finger on.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
A cruise box, cerating theater in an X ray.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean, if you're in the
middle of the sea, what do you do. You know,
there's there's a lot of tourists that like to eat
and have heart attacks, so they've got a bit I
don't know if they can do heart stagery that like
to for a bypass anyway, So at this point they
were throwing the kitchen sinkatus because they didn't want to
get sued. So every day they came to us anything
you need. But the problem was right is that we
(07:55):
had already paid for the all you can eat package
and then all you can drink package.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
What else can you gus?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What else do they have on offer?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And that's where I started to exploreing like, how's how's
your fingerstake?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
It's getting better?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Did you get fresh flowers every day in your cabin?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
It's so funny you say that we got flowers.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
We got handwritten messages of small like hey, we love
having you on the cruise, written on plates with chocolate.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
And the reason you know they were doing that just
for you is because your parents were in the other cabin.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Got none of that funny.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Now, yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Were getting plied with extra bottles of wine. I literally
can't drink any more.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Guys, I've got all the ways drink.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So the only thing I really got out of cozy
getting your finger mangled. And I have to say, like
a day later, it was completely fine. Nothing showed up
on the X ray was that we got priority to
get off the ship and on the ship with tenders.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Were could have been awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You don't have to cue and sometimes the queue to
get off the boat and take forty five minutes.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And there we were walking pastop.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
You know what to do, cruise. It's your finger on
the jib box.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
It'd be worth it, jammed in the doors, whatever it takes.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Let's talk facial here. Oh yeah, because Prince William's facial
here and I'll read the headline is stealing the show.
According to E News and BBC, have you seen Prince
William's new beard.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
It's on our website Coast Online, dot co DOTZ.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I like it, look I have, But I think there's
a couple of factor does it play here that we
need to take into accounts. He is in the middle
of his summer of the europe summer, right, So not
only does he have a bit of facial ship here,
he's actually really olive for William, and often when we
see him it's in the middle of the winter, looking
a bit pale with his bald head.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
So is it the fact that he's got a tan co?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
But what I'm saying is is it the fact that
he's got a ten at the moment that's making him
look quite healthy and attractive?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
What is it the stubble or is it a combination?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I think the rugged look on Prince William. He's normally
looking really really proper, and he's looking rugged.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
So I feel like you two and I we all
look better in summer too. Yeah, of course it is
because we're not sick, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, that's true, and I found this here New Zealand
Herald article. It says more than two thirds of New
Zealand men are clean shaven.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
So I'm noticing more and more beers around.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
But clearly it's not the case, and most women prefer
it that way around About sixty two percent of New
Zealand women polled like men.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Who are clean shaven.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm going to call a statistical error on this because
I think when you're talking about a man that you know,
your partner, whatever, you always going to say I prefer
them clean shaven, because I don't you know, you don't get.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
A beard rash from running up against it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
But in terms of the courting process, in terms of
actual attraction, a man is better looking when he has
a bed.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
You think so, fact I disagree. You disagree, yep, I disagree.
I like a clean shaven man. But I think there
is an exception to the rule. I think as men
get older and as their hair thins, I actually think
I think that's helping William look younger. It's just more here,
you know what I mean, And here is youth because
(10:59):
we know you older, you lose here.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
See you're interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You say that twenty two year old producer Rose. You
see the same thing. She prefers the all clean cut look,
clean shaven looks in.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
The girls have spoken Sam, No, I think you're not
a woman. I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I think the girls are about to speak on my
behalf very soon on two six nine. I think then
they call up and say, no, Sam's right, clean shaven
if you're dating.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
But in terms of picking up someone at the pub.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I feel like it's important to point out that Sam
is currently rocking and mustache out of full.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
Beards, and that is why he's taking this position.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, it's not asta for it's just a bit of stubble,
That's what I think it's.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I've got stubble.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, but do you know a beit the sick in
that's when it starts to take the shape of a
bed a little bit more Santa clausing.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Well, if that's the case, thing, Prince WILLI does not
have a beard because he's got this head.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Well let's call it. Let's call it facial headed shall.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Or not?
Speaker 6 (11:51):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I wait, one hundred double oh four coast It takes
to two six nine nine. Let's see, it's the important
things this morning. Let's see how key we women feel
this morning facial hair, hot or not. Apparently, sixty two
percent of New Zealand women polled like men who are
clean shaven.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
More than two thirds of New Zealand mean are clean shaven.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
But you're seeing a lot more beads pop up now
because Prince William is making headlines around the world because
of his new look.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So that the words here are really careful. So like,
is that what they're saying? Like men? Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
See, I think we take it to the town of attractiveness,
which is like an Attractiveness are two different things, aren't they?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
I don't know if they are.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Attractiveness is very much caught up in our DNA, isn't it.
It's about you know, face ratios and some really complicated
things that we just interpret instantly without kind of knowing
why we find stuff attracted.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Don't we generally like people who we find attractive?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yes, well, attractiondren like are two different things.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So I don't know if they have Since the bad Boy,
you know that women love the bad Boy.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Aren't they both attracted to him and like him?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I think like kind of considers more personality as been to.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
This is what he drawn to someone.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The New Zealand Herald articles sees more than two thirds
of New Zealand mean are clean shaven, and most women
prefer it that way. Whose studies top of last study
by Deleette.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
We have two women in the studio here, producer Rosie
representing the twenty somethings and myself representing the forty somethings,
and we've got one hundred percent success right from that
data were clean.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
All right, let's go to the phones and hello, Susan,
what do you prefer beards hot or not?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Facial hair?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:21):
No, not for you. My husband tried.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
It was awful.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh good, having a go, Thanks Susan. Helen, what do
you think?
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hot with a capital H like Lady Garden on fire HOTAM.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Definitely team Jason because Sam would own his mouth and
I go, oh, dear God, doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
What your face looks like.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I can't bear your arrogance.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
And but Jason hot because he has the beard and
the loveliness.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
It's very kind.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
At Sam's just gone off to show in Crimes of Billow.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Hello, Kate, what do you think beard's facial hair hot
or not?
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Definitely hot, yeah, Mary twenty four years and my husband
has a beard, but it has to be a beard
or or a god definitely not.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
A mustache is the bottom part of the beard, do you?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
I agree with you?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I think the mustache is a completely different discussion to
the beard. It is because that's kind of going into
change your whole look.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Vibe, you know, do you agree?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, the mustache is going to be the mustache is
going to be part of the beard though, right, Yeah,
but it's got to be a beard like a mustache,
just like my husband tried at once and I told
him to save it up because he got like a
porn fash.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, and kind of caricature vibes as well. Even behave
differently when you wear a mustache, don't.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
You, Geraldine? What do you think facial hair hot or not?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Not?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Not for you either?
Speaker 7 (14:53):
What is it about the beard that you don't like?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
You?
Speaker 6 (14:56):
It's discussing.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yeah, cleanliness is definitely a thing.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Producer Rosie and I talked about that, and not many
men can keep it all beautifully manicured. Sometimes it looks
disheveled and just a bit greasy.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, and you do you vessed with it? Don't you
wash it?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
But then you have a sandwich and get a bit
of mayonnaise on it.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Three hours later you let your chin and you're.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Like, oh, a lot of ticks coming through on two
six nine nine. Not unless you're Sean Connery. A bit
of stubble on the right guy can look okay, not
absolutely not. I hate beards on men. Not No, Sam
is wrong. And a couple of people saying hot, but
most of them saying nah.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Well, listen to this. This is from the science magazine.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
They're saying, and you said he found that facial here
says a lot a better man and the attractiveness. Attractiveness
peaks at the heavy stubble phase, and it also increases
not any attractiveness, but perceived parenting skills.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Really, a beard it makes you a bit of dad. Well,
it makes you to be perceived as a bit of dad.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
I've never thought that.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I have the results from our Instagram, Polly you if
you did this Coast listeners, it is forty five percent
think it's hot and fifty five percent.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Peak not there it is the people have spoken.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, that's what makes it a great issue, though, doesn't
that because it's it's polarizing the people.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
And again, if you haven't seen, if you haven't seen
Prince William yet, I think that's hot.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Though.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You go to Coast Online dot cod on in neverlook.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Your weekly feel good Breakfast, Best Show Moments podcast, the
Very Best of Coasts Tony Street, Jace Reeves and Sam Wallas.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Right now, that's five percent we weekly back around.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm like, really, Sunday, you know, sorry in the weekly news.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Sorry the closing ceremony of the Olympic Games.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
The games that's the only thing that we will remember
will be the second best shooter in the world, the
one million, four hundred.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
And fifty six thousands best.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Dancer in the world, and a pole vaulter and a
nation's outrage. Outrage because after the best Olympic Games in
our small countries history, New Zealand was left off the
world map at the Paris Olympics closing ceremony. Yes, the
journalists were irate. The truth is I didn't even know
it was a map neither. Look like someone had hit
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me the cutlery drawer in a hurry, didn't it. But
New Zealand wasn't completely forgotten this weeked World News.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
It was a white lolly inside a food parcel at
Auckland City Mission that's left a bitter taste in a
recipient's mouth. The lollies that still remained on site were
tested and revealed a potentially lethal dose of meth and fhetamine.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yes, but what is a meth lolly worth? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
If you're in New Zealand or no anyone there, do
not let them know that these are worth one thousand
dollars per suite.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Quite across the item, and I'm quite confident that these
sweets would end up making the kids quite hyperactive. On
the subject of children behaving badly, Wellington High School students
protest about their lack of classrooms to do with an
earthquake risk.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
We just thought we'd come out and put our classroom here,
put our field here, because we haven't got one of
our own. We don't have a specific demand for the
Ministry of Education other than we really just want an
explanation and an apology.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Setting up an alternative classroom is about the most gen
z protests of all time. We will show them by
showing great initiative, being diligent and making sure we don't
let our grades slowly, which is smart when you consider
the new traffic light system if you do end up
on the beny.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
New welfare sanctions are on the way, including controlling what
people can spend their benefit money on. The Government's announced
the measures as its traffic light system of benefit obligations
and sanctions comes into effect.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, how dare those beneficiaries spend their money on alcohol
like the rest of us? And finally, things to love
and things to fear? Adele from her concert provides us
with the thing to love for anyone see.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
The break dancing lady.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You know, I think it's the best thing that's happened
in the Olympics.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
The entire time.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I can't work how if it was a joke. Either way,
it has made me very very happy, and many of
my friends have been laughing.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Adele, I don't think she saw Alusa Carrington race.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Clearly not the best thing in the Olympics. The besting
the Internet.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah, maybe a Donald Trump the thing to fear.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
But in doing so, at least we are no longer
afraid of global warming.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
The biggest threat is not global warming, where the ocean
is going to rise one eighth of an inch over
the next four hundred years.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
The biggest threat is not that the biggest threat is
nuclear warming?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, you nuclear warming? New fear unlocked?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Oh cool? Greats. Yeah, And that is the week in
use some thing You very much, Sam.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
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