Breakfast Bonus: Are we common?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast with Tony Jason.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Sam, Hi, thanks for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast
about how to tell if you are Common. And I
think there are things on this list that we do
that we are very very common, like common, like very common. Yeah,
it's from William Hansen, who's he's just released a new book,
Just Good Manners. He's an etique expert. And Sam, I
know you followed a guy, the same guy, the born guy.
I don't know if it's the same guy, but very similar.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
So we're talking like Lynn from Tawa or Missus Wormward
from Matilda.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Something like that year. These are some of the things
that apparently if you use these, if you if you
associate with these, you are common. I'm going to be common?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Am I not a fine human beings?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm okay being common. Ty Clips apparently, if you were
a ty clip as a guy, you're common. Guys guys
are apparently were tie clips. It's too common.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
You wouldn't wear a tyclip.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Would you?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Even wouldn't be one of those.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
But anyway, I thought you'd be classy if you wore
a tygler.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
At least you're wearing a tie.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
But Apparently people know because guys are now wearing them
too high, whereas the king with her actually puts it
to his shirt. That's he's supposed to wear it. But
people wear in their tyletsop by the neck, making it
you'll was supposed to do that? There you okay? I
think we're all guilty of this. Liquid soap. Commoners use
liquid soap.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's so unhygienic to use the same bar.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I agree the old pubron.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
It looks like a rodent in the shower. I'm going
to go with liquid soap.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Eating on the street it signifies poor time management and
personal standards. If you're standing outside from a warm barely
are you common?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I would do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'd just hide myself, you know, behind in the car exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Remember that time I ate a whole roast chicken in
a car.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I was the only one in it.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It was ridiculous, is there?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why would you go with it?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
It was so dangerous and my husband grief.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Right, So if we're like on a road trip, right,
and let's say we stopped to get McDonald's, he will
get he's the driver, and he will get the messiest burger, Like,
he'll get a big mac with the listers, just like
flying throughout. I'm like, why didn't you get a cheeseburger
that's all contained.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
The same, the same as methods? All get it? Old
met Louise, my wife dropping, can you drive for a
little all tarring down little swap drivers?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Because I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I can't eat and drive.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh I can pound, not a big not the stuff
that falls out.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
She's seen me like gobbling on the checking legs.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Those bone mirrors.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I pulled up in front of you, the lights. I
looked at my room, so five on the list mounted televisions.
Apparently you've got a TV mounted on the walls. You're common.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, that is wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That is wrong. My own habit mounted on the wall.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's right if you've got one of those TV that's
still sitting on a TV stands. He's saying anything bigger
than a forty six inch TV is techy. That's what
he's saying. You don't need big TV.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I never watched an all Blax test on a sixty
inch Is he one of.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Those people that's priding themselves on the size of their bookshelf.
It's exactly on your TV. You're common Apparently applying makeup
in public.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Again, eating in public, it's like trying to put the
scar on whilst driving. I'm definitely common.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Then, okay, proscica instead of champagne.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, champagne, Well of course you do. But I'm not mixing.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
What's that that pink stuff that everyone's drinking at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, no, not that one gin.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
No, not the pink gin drink other pink.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
It's more orange.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Actually a parole.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
You're not going to mix.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Champagne in your apparole because it's a waste of champagne.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Well, you're very common of your mixing drinks.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well only so you say that, But what about orange
juice with champagne? There common, it's just by the way
Proscico doesn't have his high alcohol contents.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You can actually drink more of it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Do you know? I heard a great saying the other
day around Martini that someone told me that Martine is
like breasts.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
One is good, two is better, three will get into trouble.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And I thought that was a very good sign.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Thanks for listening to the Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast. Get
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