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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Tony Jason Sam's Best Show Moments podcast, the
very best of Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This week, what do you do when you find someone
in your house? When you get a fright? You know,
you don't know who it is, and all of a
sudden there's someone that turns up in your house. And
then your initial instinct what do you do?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And like you spin around and they're standing there? Yeah,
or for for example, often happened. Let me explain what's happened.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Because as we were sitting up for Halloween, right Sarah
with the kids, came up with quite an elaborate outfit.
Now she'd seen it on social media, you know, when
you put a person in a box and it's She
had a polystyrene head and the polystyrene head is painted
gold and they'd put red eyes on it, and they'd
made fake arms out of leggings and put them in
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this box.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
So effectively you.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Carry it around and it looks like you are carrying
a person in a box, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
You cards decipher whose legs are who's and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So Sarah had made this outfit with the kids and
it was quite impressive and she ended up using for
a little for Halloween, but then storing it in the
house so I'd come down the stairs and they'd just
be like head there, and I liked. And what I've
found out about myself is I don't actually go to
a full karate.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I don't attack the head.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Was that karate you were good at?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Was it? I?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I did karate when I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But the thing is, when when you get talk karate right,
you do a lot of katers.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Do you know what a carter is?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
A carter is like a prescribed movement, so like you
go through like a range of blocks and punches and everything.
And that's what I found out when I see the
head and now it's moved into the garage and you're
walking into the go aha, and instead of it going
to attack mode, I go back to eight year old
Sam and start doing it.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I go into rehearse carter mode. Swap swap into the air.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
People will win medals for that at the Olympics, not
actually fighting it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, So it keeps getting me there every time I
walk into the gate, you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Know, because you see the little head saring house times.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Does this happens if you get it it's got me
six times, and that's what happens. You're tired, aren't you,
because your a parent, you've got three kids, or you know,
and you're tired, and you forget that it's in there,
and then the head pops up and then dies.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
It's really funny.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Sarah does that most night when you walk into the here. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Defense.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
If anyone ever does break into my house, there's going
to be no attack. I'm just going to be stating
there doing defensive blocks, going to get your past. You're done.
You are now yellow about two stripes well down.
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Remember in stage today, Remember the end of World War
One at eleven this morning, eleventh of the eleventh, Remember
that back in nineteen eighteen eleven eleven today, Maybe a
lucky day for you with the chasers soon good luck.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Speaking of luck, I think that was probably what it
was when it came to two rounds of golf for me,
one eighteen whole round followed by a nine holes the
next day.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
And look, I'm not a golfer.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I know I was a golf ambassador, but at best
I played two rounds of golf a year.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But I think that's the beauty of your role as
the as a golfing it's the person that just kind
of likes to muddle into the game, not too seriously.
Turn up, go play a nice course, have a drink
with friends, chuck out a platter. It's an a platter,
and enjoy the food. And the golf is just subsidiary
to all of that wonderful stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, and so up until Thursday last week, I had
been too scared to actually join a tournament. And I
had been asked many times to go in charity tournaments,
and I was like, I'm too nervous because do you
know when you're about to tea off and everyone's looking
at you, and it's usually when you've got the tag
of golf ambassador, she must be good.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
He's got that wonky swing.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
My teaing off is probably the only good part of
my cage.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
She can give it a whack.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But I got asked to play in a fundraising match
for my kids' school and then for Westlake Girls via
another friend, and I just went, Okay, it's time. You've
been a golf ambassador for about four years total. You
need to put your money where your mouth is. And
so I lined up and I joined this team and
I what have I been missing? When you go and
it's called Ambrose, right, So what happens in Ambrose if
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you don't know, you're in a tear of four.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You all tee off and they take the best drive and.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You all go to the spot where the best ball went,
and then you all had again, and then you take
the best shot from there.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
So that's like your back up. So if you do
a really.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Bad shot, they don't count yours and they go with
the best person and you're working as a team. It
is genius because it speeds up the game and also
it means that you know, if you're like me, you
go good shot, good shot, terrible shot, you can just
ignore that. And the other thing is as you're going
around the course, you get to a hole and there's
a sausage all at the end of one hole, and
then the next hole they're giving out drinks. The next
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hole is pumping music like it's the greatest thing of
all time.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
WOA.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So we cut to the end of the eighteen holes. No,
like heaps of people had carts. We didn't book one.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
That was a mistake. So my glutes and heavies are screaming.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
By the end of the eighteen holes, six CA's carrying
the bag to and the heat.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Well, I had a trendler, you had a caddy caddy.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So we get to the prize and a mixologists making
cocktails following it, just for hind.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
So we gave.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Prizegiving and I'm chatting away and I've got a rose
in hand at this point, and did I hear our
names get called out? And we're getting a prize? I'm like,
this is so for our team of four. We walk
up and I'm like, guys, what did we win?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
And do you know what?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
They handed us a lemon because we came last and
we got a dozen corona. I mean, well, you know what,
I don't care if we came last. At least we
got a prize. Cut to day two of the golf
and we won. This is a different team, right, a
different team. And what they do is they gave us
a handicap of thirty.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Six, so we were all terrible. But because we had such.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
A high handicap and we actually played it of the
next day, we won the back nine competition and breaking news,
you're looking at the champion of the furtherest strive for women.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
It does not surprise me.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
How far was it I don't know, but I won it,
so that's all the better.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Gilmore So's run up shots.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Everyone else shanked it.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
But brilliant Street thirty six handicaped. You know that's helpful,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well, I didn't have a handicap. They just allocated me there.
So what I'm saying is I can I can confidently
take you guys to the course now and we'll have
a great type the sausages and be happy.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's Tony Jason Sam's Best Show Moments podcast. This week's
very best from Coasts Feel Good Breakfast.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
They were cutting prices for a couple week this week
in Christy they sold They sold more tickets to the
last year because they dropped the price. But it wasn't
just the horse racing yesterday and today. Of course, it's
a massive weeks. They got Friday off also the fashion.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Racing, this time.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Hosting Fashion in the field yesterday.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Tony Street, you looked incredible, by the way.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Thank you. I loved my lemon vibes.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You nailed it so many nice dresses and pantsuits. Because
there were a couple of competitions Chase, don't look at
me like that. There was the Best Dressed, and there
was Best Suitors, and there was the something Blue categraph.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
The reason I of you love this because I saw
a god news last night who was able to fashion consultant.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Another.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Wow, he must know a thing or two. But he
borrowed his shoes from some dude in the street.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I met that guy. I met that guy and he
told me that exact story. He was all in black
and white, wasn't it.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, he also had a pineapple airing in and he
was in the contest, but he didn't He didn't make
the finals.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
He didn't make the top nineteen.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
But he's a fashion consultant.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think Thomas Mead, who did that story, threw him
a bone. Anyway, The three winners were Jimma Kirk. She
won the best Stress competition. She made her dress and
really was gorgeous.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
It was a sort of a.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Blush pink number with white lace over top, with little
puffed sleeves. She went so hard she actually painted her
clutch and her shoes to match her dress. I was like,
that's clever, that's some serious air FSA, and I said.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
To her oh, what did you like?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Spread it?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And she goes, no, I just got a brush. See
if I did that, it would look like.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I was wearing a five year old bag.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Look at that with all the what you call it
like sequins.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
No they're not sequence.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's applicuet lace lace. We still need to talk about
how you don't know what a sequence?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Photos and pull them up on Instagram.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
So if you want to see these photos, the ones
that got the knot of approval of the fashion of
the field.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yesterday, Lana Robinson won the Something Blue and she looks
very Grecian. You know how you get that Greek china
that's all blue and white.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He dress was basically that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And then a guy called Scott Cochrane he won Best
Suited and he went for a really Scottish fib He
will tartan pants with a navy jacket and he just
looked a million bucks. But what was really funny he
took it seriously. I was really impressed with them. But
he obviously had a group of mates that were that
were hitling and when he went off on the stage.
But they won amazing prizes. They won like accommodation to
go to Melulaba and.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
With flores.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, all paid for it and they won like like
five hundred bucks to spend at the Crossing, which is
the big shopping precinct for christ Church, a fashion society, vouchers,
champagne flowers, a gym membership.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Like it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
We should make a make a run at that niche
I love it.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
I love a Tartan suit. I want I want to
get like a blue Tartan suit. I've loaded one for ages.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
It's got a heritage, don't you You could pull it off,
be right, Sam?
Speaker 8 (09:22):
It looked like a streetch picnic blankle on me sometimes.
Thanks for the shot of confidence.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
By the way, Sam, it was the fashion.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
And then there was getting home and I just need
to talk about this because I was on the last
well not.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
The last flight out, but the six o five and
at eight o five we were still on the tarmac.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Have you ever spent two hours sitting in a plane
on the tarmac before. I'm claustrophobic, and I started to
feel a bit anxious. But I had some really nice
people Ben beside me and his son who were coming
up to race Twitter Racing Series, great company, and we
were kind of laughing because we sat for two hours
and then and the pilot was lovely, he really was.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
He was keeping us updated.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He said there was something wrong first of for the indicators,
and I went, do we have indicators.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
On a plane? And then he said no, it's the hydraulics.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And then he said no, we don't trust That was
sort of this we're going to We're going to taxi
back to the air bridge. So we taxied back and
went bing bong. We all got our overhead luggage out.
We're standing up ready to leave, and they went opening
the door. I was like, this is weird. And then
they said can you put your luggage back? And we're
going to give it a crack and then and.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
The whole the whole plone just laughed because.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We were like, I thought it was not okay, and
now it's okay.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
And that was only five minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We don't need the hydraulics. They only control the wings.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Anyway, what I will say.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Is, yes, we were delayed quite severely, but we did
end up getting home. And the best part of it
it was that Cory flight. So at least when we
got in the air we got served wine and cheese
and Wakajangy's and all.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Was good in the world.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
I tell you what if you were an eating park
last night, amongst that fifty thousand people, people who traveled
from all over the country to be there, you were
up dancing last night with everyone in the crowd. These
are some of the songs that were belting out. There
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was a single, really, wasn't that?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, we were part of that.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Songs the same, so some of them would.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
But I'd never been to a cold Play show before,
but I'd heard about the wristbands.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yes, say I had so, well, yeah, we had the wristbands,
but they elevated and gave us glasses at this one
because I went to the last show, and so we
had the wristbands that lit up. And how amazing that
they were able to color code them. So you'd have
parts of the crowd with yellow at one point, and
like when they sung yellow, the whole crowd was yellow,
but then they'd go red, but only sections of the crowd.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
How did they do that?
Speaker 8 (12:04):
And then some sections of the crowd with all their
wristbands made heart shapes made How do you separate the crowds.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Because someone who's allocated for the heart section to the
dun well.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
So I was sitting next to you, guys, I was
sitting in a road and my one wasn't lighting up.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
You guys are part of the heart, but I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I was like right on the cusp of the heart.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
So typical you just on the outside j invisible. You know.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
It was a star for me. I was filming the crowd,
the concept for.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
My kids, and I did this big panic stage, amazing
cross smart and amazing crowd. Hearts everything pansa Jason is
a grown man and the stadium with a glowing wristband
and a set of three D glasses on.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
That was the problem with the glasses.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Now what they did when you put them on, they
turned everything. Every piece of light that you saw turned
into a heart right every type of shooting light.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
But they just looked very nerdy.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
And if you don't believe us, we have got the
footage and stand. You can get that up on the
coast break for se Sea story.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'll put it up there with absolute joy. Do we
want to talk about the environmental and gender? And then
setting off fireworks? He loves he loves him.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
They were probably like biodegradable or something.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
And then There was a fair bit of confetti as well,
but that.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Would have been bidegradable. Can I just say that Confiti
was a sky full of stars. They were all in
star shapes.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, that was clear, so cool. Yeah. And then there's
also people cycling bikes to power the show. Now it's
not lost to me. They're they're they're generating.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
About half a kilowatt and they're using about thirty million.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Can I also say they chose Bree Tomassol from zim
to be the cyclist.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Where was it? Where were we?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yes? I put you on that.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Bulbs every reason about even yeah, power anyway, if you're
going tomorrow night all Saturday night, trust us when we
say you and for a massive tree.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Brilliant.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Right now, there was time for Sam's weak news for Psychoati.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
There's weekly news week survived next year the sem well
it is called.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
W A K. It's not like we're hiding that. It's
a good secret.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
What are we gets been? Especially for David Seymour, there were.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Equis and huckers. Oh yes, and very sober was not impressed.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Seen hatred like that in parliament before, with the speaker
throwing up his hands and walking out It's an absolute disgrace.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
He lost control, didn't he Uh And with all the
unrest boom of the elephant has decided she has had enough.
She hadn'tenough as a hero. She at this point she
has had enough and has chosen to migrate to Australia.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's always going to be a next bang of emotions.
I mean, she she's.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Doing so incredibly well here this is our home, but
we he made the difficult.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Decision that she needed to be with other elephants.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
In the long term. And this is what hopefully this
will provide hmm, where no one likes a lonely elephant.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And like most New Zealand's immigrating to Australia will take
up a career in scaffolding.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
The money should be quite good. She never forget things.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And amazingly she jumped on a plane and was flowing
to OZ but she wasn't the biggest mammal on the plane.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Hey are you Stephen Adams?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
Yea, yea, and welcome aboard to seeing his little flight.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, starring on the Latest in New Zealand video, but
I would genuinely like to see him assume the recommended
safety position.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Bryce.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I'd like to see him back in cattle glass.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Donald Trump showed up at the White House to take
the keys off sleepy Joe Donald, suggesting a smooth transition.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Others are descent to chaos, and if.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
The first White House Press Conference was anything to go by,
I'm going with chaos.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
President.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I like, congratulations, thank you, looking forward to having a
smooth transition, welcome.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Thank you, Jema, thank you very much, And a transition
that's so smooth.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
It'll be as smooth as you can get hard to
get a question in there?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Isn't it the smoothest transition that has ever been in
the whole world.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Still in global politics, the Australian Housing Minister has put
her foot and it seems to be struggling with the
cost of rent in Australia's biggest city.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
What do you reckon is a reasonable price to pay
in rent for a two bedroom flat in Sydney?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
You know, I mean a couple one hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Right? Like? Where can you get a two bedroom flat
for a couple of hundred bucks well a week? I
don't know there are places in Sydney, kad I mean,
you know, is it like there's a two bedroom flat,
and there's a two bedroom flat, like, not all flats
are the same.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Well, would you like to have a guess?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I did some research as to what the average price
for a two bedroom flat is.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I reckon, you're looking at a grand.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Around a grand, says she's seven hundred and fifty bucks.
But you've got far closer. Why the housing Minnesota?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
They reminded me of this all right there.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It reminded me of that girl in the Miss Universe
contest when she said I think that people can't locate
America on a map because some people.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Don't have maps.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
She also had Kylie mull vibes.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Our wheel of fortunes, Oh for awesome has been surpassed.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Words I like.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
To buy you, Well, you're going to get three years.
Treat yourself a round of sausage. I'm sorry, that's not it.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Over to Katina. Give yourself a round of a plot.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
But you could also treat yourself to some sausage.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
A round of sausage.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
That's a whole different dip of celebration. How on now?
I don't want to alarm you, but does this sound
a little woo hung?
Speaker 10 (17:51):
Pollice in South Carolina's Low Country are asking people to
keep their doors in windows locked. Workers are laying traps
to catch dozens of monkeys that escaped from a research
for Soley last night.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
But surely the security was very high. The caretaker was
doing her normal routine. She failed to secure the doors,
and the monkeys basically just bolted through the opening.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Palmless monkeys, they're right, you know, used for testing lipstick
and moisturizer.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
That right, not viruses.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
President and CEO Greg Westergard says the monkeys, which are
used for vaccine development.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
We can look forward to some social distancing biasbyware.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Mattel have released a line of dolls and it's been
surprisingly popular with the deads well.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
It hads up to parents if you're out shopping or
have recently bought your kids a new doll. There's a
misprint on Mattel's new line of Wicked dolls. The packaging
includes a link that takes you to an adult film
site rather than to a web page for the upcoming musical.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Jason has been playing with his whole morning.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Doll climate was a misrique not either anyway, that was the.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
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