August 7, 2024 • 44 mins
In this episode we discuss the beauty of synchronized swimming and everything that is the Olympics! Ray admits that he only watches this one event at the Olympics and doesn't waste his time with anything else. All the details are set for The Sore Losers Fantasy Football League and we tell you exactly what you need to do to get in. Plus The Beat The Streak Leader has fallen and now it's your chance to win 5.6 Million Dollars!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Oh, look out, I think that's Canada
about to take the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man. Oh they're in.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Here we go. They dove in head first. Here we
go coming up. Oh what are we gonna do? Oh yeah, jump?
Hid nod to the right, or what.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are are you on methamphetamines?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, dude, it's synchronized acrobatic swimming, so we got to commentate.
Oh she comes out of the water. Girls are upside down,
she's on top of her legs holding her feet.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I mean, these bathing suits the USDA approved.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Not sure this is supposed to be a family show.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Guys, don't let the kids if you're at the house
a little timmy, don't let him into the living room
because they are showing a lot of ass.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I mean, the girls that stay under the water, they
are staying under the water for way too long. Oh
head nod, right, yeah, fierce.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, we would play the song that they're doing, but
we can.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Cannot do that song. But this is pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Ray you ever done?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I mean, look at the girl. She gets upside down,
her head is on the bottom of the pool, Like,
how does she not panic? Like she's about to drown?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Props to the camera. Crews getting these angles. Unbelievable underwater
camera photography.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I do like the underwater shots like they have it
on the swimming too, like when the races when it
was going across the bottom of the pool. Oh, big
flip out of the water.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Are you referencing an upskirt?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
She did not stick the landing though, Ray, I love
the way they're able to get that snake can no.
But I'm saying like when it's like right at the touch,
like when it's like inches apart and they show their
hands and you can see what. Oh, look all of
them upside down underwater, legs above the water. That is impressive.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Ray. If they could zoom in a little bit more
on the butt, are.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, it has I'm not talking about the butt. I'm
talking about the finishes. Oh that was it. Dang. They're
all underwater for about ten seconds. Then they come out
like some frogs pointing to the sky.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We are number one.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is impressive.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, this is a good one. I was just thinking
and just talking to some of my friends earlier in
the day yesterday or maybe even the day before. I
haven't watched the one offs. I'm strictly a USA basketball
bet USA golf bet these an archery darted, a target
or girl dancing and a thong. I haven't done a
lot of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Dude, every single one of them is underwater for at
least it's been eight seconds, and they're just hanging out
and they come up like they're not even struggling for breath.
How do you teach yourself to go underwater and just
be chill like that for that long and hold another
girl upside down?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Assuming that's rhetorical. The guy that just basically rubs himself
raw on the palmer horn to the hell of a sport,
I haven't watched it, though, you didn't watch Palm Wars. No,
that's the thing. I'm not a one offer, as I
just aforementioned.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I have one off everything. I watched US absolutely choke
in volleyball. Spoiler alert, Oh she had to land on
some other girl right now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We're talking about men's indoor volleyball. Yeah, I saw it, dude.
What a choke job. Spoiler They were up.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They were up huge, and they won that one set
twenty five to fourteen, and I was like, now this
is the USA men's team I'm used to seeing that.
I put money on now I've only watched them like
two matches this whole like the Olympics. It's the only
time I've seen them. And then they start losing. I'm like,
this is not the US team USA team I've seen.
And my wife's like, you've never watched them in your life.
I said, yeah, I watched them in the group play
(03:20):
a couple weeks of last week when they were playing
someone else and they were killing them.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'll tell you guys this and may be wrong, don't
even comment. Actually save the ats, but men's volleyball and
women's volleyball some of the most athletic mother efforts because
in high school, not not high school college, scratch that,
those bros almost more. They had more spring than basketball players,
which made them I mean, if you see it from
(03:43):
a ground level, we're watching from a TV, dude, some
of these bros were jumping out of the gym. Basketball
I did play by play, cool jump shot, seen it,
seen it dunk. These volleyball guys might be going seven
feet in the air. Don't at me.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They get up over that net and they are I mean,
they are hitting it straight down and they hit it
with some velocity.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Nothing like getting up ray all right, are we gonna
start this?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh, yeah, we haven't started it yet. Sorry, I got
into the Oh they got nose plugs. I didn't notice that.
And then they all come out of the water like
little ducks. Eight little ducks swims swimming one day, one
swim away came away, Mama duck said quack quack quack.
But only seven ducks came back. I mean they came
(04:26):
out in the same form, all of.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Them same age. And there's one twenty seven year old.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
She has two twenty seven seven.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Years older than the rest of the flock or whatever
you say, a whole gaggle of women.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
My question is, how do you literally do you sit
there and go, okay, I'm gonna try out for the
swim team, and they're like, hey, you're not fast enough
to the hundred meter freestyle, but you could do the
synchronized swim.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, I don't know how to say it, and to
say it loosely. Before we start the show, have you
noticed some of the swimmers a little rugged?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We mean rugged, not that hot.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Okay, these girls seem to all be symmetrical. Maybe it's
something like that, not even the speed of the swimmer,
but more of do you have a face for the
show or do you have a face for the in
the water swimming for the dough.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I also think these girls are a little too small, Ray,
I like my dancers big.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
No, I think the swimmers are taller. I think swimmers
are a lot taller. You gotta have the do.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You not hear USA telecasters Tarico and Mike Nance I
didn't just guys. Excuse all the sexual references, but they
were jerking each other off. Oh do you see Michael
phelps his torso his arms are long enough to grab
five men by the ass. Okay, Terrico, who gives a shit? Man,
I get it, he's tall, But that's what they said.
(05:55):
They have abnormally long torsos or something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's what makes some good swimmers not a big hands,
their big arms. I mean, I feel like they got
long like reach.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What about this ray? Does that make me? Aw?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
No, I'm gonna have some swimmers in it. Oh, Japan
looks spears. We can't do another, but Japan looks fears.
They got the green outfits, the green hats. Oh they
are Oh yeah, here we go, and.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They're walking in like they're McGregor.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah they are playing Katy Perry. Hear me roar because
they did a roar.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Face and they still have a chance at the podium.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They definitely do that. They're just their difficulty on this
routine is very I mean it's high, high level of difficulty.
So they can afford a few errors and they will
be in great metal contention.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Here's the problem. They're not in the water yet. Yeah,
at what point do we make the jump to the
Why do we dance on? I thought this was there?
We go diving head first, we're going straight in. Oh, one,
girl's upside down.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Here we go? Oh, standing on shoulders, they're about to
pop out of the water. Yes, oh, backflip. Nice.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't know if that was nice.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, it was, dude, that was really nice. Those are
hands on their feet and submarine and they have their
mouth wide open the whole time. I don't know how
they're not swallowing more water.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Nothing wrong with that, coach.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, Oh, here we go, rising up, rising up.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This is some kind of symbolic What does this mean?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
She is trying to put it. She was trying to
put her leg over her shoulder. She'd let go. It
slipped out of her hand. That's gonna be a point
to deduction, I gotta say. And they could have shown
more flexibility on those positions. I told you she tried
to grab the feet and messed.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Up, and then there's a lot of arm movements. I
don't necessarily love the colors they chose. Maybe that's the
country colors. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, I don't think Japan is green. I think Japan
is red. So I don't know what the green symbolizes,
but maybe it's something.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's like, Bazer comes home with a purple shirt. How
do you expect me to wear this? Make it black,
white or gray? They talk?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh man, oh, look at that ray. I allow, it
was like a diving torpedo.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It brings out my eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's sort of like trampoline. Did you watch trampoline at all? No,
you don't watch one off. You've already said that. But
I wonder how do you get into trampoline? Is that
you were used to be a gymnast and you weren't
good enough to be a gymnastics persons they're like, hey,
you know what, you can't make it on the uneven bar,
so go do trampoline. I think you can get a golden.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Net guessing that was rhetorical. I'll tell you I tried
to do a one off the other day.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Which ones you try to do?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
NBA USA Basket? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But I'm telling you off.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It took me five minutes minimum to get the game
to go through all the YouTube stuff. The TVs are
slower than hell, these smart TVs nowadays. Bro, what happened
the old days? You hit the boob two boom, You're
on the couch and eating the bag of potato chips
in ten seconds. It doesn't happen anymore. Five minutes of
strenuous clicking with the thumb bazer. What do I click? Uh?
The okay? The icon at the bottom right, okay? And
(08:53):
then the TV. Oh now, our home channel used to
be a nice warm Now it's static. That's our home channel.
And we turn on YouTube TV. For the first twenty
seconds that we start the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think that's country living. You just it takes a
little bit longer to get the sigamal out there?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What is it? It's the static channel. I'm trying to
change it. Sorry, I have a zoom call. Okay, I'm
playing USA basketball?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Are you doing any one off? So you gonna watch anything?
Besides basketball. I mean, are you not watching of the track?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah? I saw the highlights the guy track. Just spoke
about it with my plastic surgeon. The guy track was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh dude. The fifteen hundred meters race. I mean I
was on the edge of my seat. They were going
world record balls to the wall. It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hold your nuts. Can it's the mile?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh it's a little less than a mile.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Can we caught the mile? I don't know, fifteen hundred meters?
I told Baser or someone. I have no idea who
I tell this stuff to. I ran track in high school.
I ran the mile. I don't know what fifteen hundred is.
Fifteen hundred m it's fifteen hundred meters. So that last
that last hundred you didn't do it, and you would.
I don't understand why they don't just make it a
(10:06):
full mile, Like why do we do fifteen hundred meters?
But because in America was it fifteen hundred or sixteen hundred?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was sixteen hundred and the thirty two hundred mile
two mile were the two races in high school track.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Right, I did that eight hundred, which was a half mile, yes,
And the sixteen hundred, which is a mile.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I did the sixteen hundred and the thirty two hundred.
So that I don't understand is why, all of a
sudden it's fifteen hundred. Why did we make it less
than a mile?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
They're trying to get cute with measurements and metrics.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But it was awesome. I'm telling you that USA dude.
When he won, I was going bananas. I thought, oh no,
he's got screwed. I thought he got boxed in on
that final straight away. I was like, damn it, man,
he did, and then he choked off. He went back,
he pulled up and I was like, damn dude, he's settling.
He's not going to get a medal.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Check and choke him.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And then all of a sudden, here he comes on
the inside. The inside opens up. Here he comes, and
then our other guy goes on the outside.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Hit him with the goat bo like go, we got
the go Who did he look like?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Who do he look like? He looked like Walker Zimmerman.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Look like you what his face kind of did?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You'd think Cole Hawker looked like me?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
That was the guy that won. Yeah, yeah, he was
a lot smaller, and tell me his hair right, tell
me this on the box thing. Why didn't they keep
him box? Why was he allowed to then have the
inside track. I think those two guys there, the two
guys that were up front the whole time. The one
guy was a cocky little fuck Yeah exactly. He had
the sunglasses on inside dude. He had a great stride though,
(11:40):
great the taller guy huge advantage. His stride was like
a giraffe. Bro that was smaller. The USA guy had
to really chug dude, butt chug ray.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He the the guy the two guys that were in
the front the whole time, Kerr and the other guy
that had the earrings and like the nice haird like,
his hair was all comb perfect. Their rivals, they've been
talking trash on Facebook, on Instagram, on Twitter. They've been
going back and forward like who's the real champ, I'm
gonna show you blah blah blah. So they had a
little rivalry. They got caught up in racing each other
(12:11):
at the end and weren't feeling the other people around them.
So when he got cut off on the inside and
he backed off, that dude was thinking, Okay, all I
have to do is worry about this guy on my right,
and so he kind of drifted away from the inside
a little bit, like one step, and it just opened
the window. And then all of a sudden, it's by
the time he realized that guy was coming.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It was across too late. And alway the USA America
race timing, they said, his personal record, the guy that
won had never been even close to good. And then
he set the Olympic record.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
His personal best was the slowest out of anybody in
that field.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Then that that's not saber metrics. You can't go by
the time. You can't measure heart.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Heart is undefeated.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Man, Wow, just like this show.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Man, let's start the show.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Ray the metrics.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh way, what country is this? Oh? I like these
outfits pink and green. Oh yeah, that's cool. They made
like a diamond ray.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's my beautician.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
This that was this beautiful, Faming said of announcers, that beautiful.
I'll look at this. Oh she sprayed water out of
her mouth like a dragon. Now see it. That's flexibility.
That is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Me say this, if those girls turn into dudes right now,
are you watching this? Nope, I'll rest my case. No, Nope.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But there's something to say about the beauty of a
woman in a pool doing acrobatics. It is amazing, folks. Oh,
let's see, she's gonna flip. Get ready, Ray throw her
up there?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Backflip.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh she did a double backflip.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Tuk. Can I get the the ats on this bathing
suit for baser and Cancun?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, crap? I love the outfit.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Where are these girls from? We gotta watch out because
remember they were gonna go well, no.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And I'm also saying I've just said it's a great
bathing suit. But I'm telling you the uh the country color?
Isn't that kind of their bathing suit color?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, totally because the other one was green and they
were Japan.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's why it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I have no idea what country this is? Is this Usa?
Ray only back flip through the legs? One leg? Girl
had her legs spread. The girl backflip through them like
a field goal. That was cool.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I mean the sad thing is these women right
now they're dancing their asses off in the pool. After this,
they're going home to their to their farmer husbands.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Now they're going home to their jobs. They got to
go to work on the Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Right, But I'm telling you, typically the women's sports, it's
not enough to provide an income for them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Question, like for real, like they this is not what
they do for a living, right, This just has to
be a part time like activity.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
For the women. Yes, for the men, Phelps that was
his full time.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now getting Phelps. But I'm talking super nice because there's
like pro volleyball leagues you can go play overseas. There
is no pro synchronized acrobatic swimming league that you go
on and compete against other teams. So what do they
do the rest of the four years in between the Olympics?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, that's rhetorical. I don't have the answer. All right,
I questioned you as this, Yes, do you know what's
bothered me the whole Olympics?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Or what has made me worry?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
We'll get that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That was cool, the whole Olympics tell me. I'll tell
you after we start the show. Okay, all right, Arnold
is off, Guys, he actually just started synchronized swimming. Him
and Abby are doing couples synchronized swimming with another couple
in town. And they're also I don't know, swinging me.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And he said he had to stop buying gains some
pineapples for some reason. I don't know what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
All right, let's do it live, Oh the one two
three sol loser?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I'm a huge fan
of synchronized diving and swimming or whatever you call this.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. And if this routine doesn't get them
on the metal stand, it's a travesty.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
In Paris, y'all. It says that I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I met a Broadway girl, took
her north to the country. We have two point two
acres and a brand new house, white picket fence. All
the farmers and ranchers around us have one hundred acres.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Two hundred Mexico.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Truly an amazing performance on their end.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But let's go, man, go, man go.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Just as the large landowners say, we say the same.
We will not sell. We will not sell unless you
have an offer of a million dollars. Coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, you told me what you had been worried about.
Because of the whole Olympics, and it has to do
with parking and drive.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Dude, So you're in a country and all these venues
are completely different, right, Yes, the swimming is different from
the basketball, is different from the running, the track is
different from the soccer. All these venues are they in
the same city? Are you driving hours? How do you
know timing wise? Say you're a not even a parent,
(17:01):
Hey today I want to go watch synchronized swimming. How
do you know how many hours you have to leave ahead?
What kind of security checks they do? What parking is like?
Do you have a rental car? Do you have a taxi?
How do all those people in the crowd make it
on time to this event?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They're mostly right around Paris. I know some of the
soccer was outside of Paris until now they're getting into
the metal round, so they will be there in Paris.
But I think pretty much the surfing was not in Paris.
I know that, Yes, pretty much pretty much everything else
I believe was in Paris.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'm just impressed. Usually you see a Miami Heat game,
second quarter is still not full in the stadium. Titans game,
well that's actually just because they suck. But this stands
are full everybody was able to get there on time
in a foreign country, with checks, with bags, with extra security,
different languages. Do you stop at red? Do you stop
at green? What has left mean? What is right? Randy Larry?
(17:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I would assume one of those people in the audience
are not driving to the event. They are taking public transportation, subways, cabs,
uber lyft, whatever they have in Paris. Walking, They are walking,
they are not driving. There's not a lot of parking,
so I would say yes. And it's not just you.
Have you been to Disney World before? I have been
(18:18):
to Disney World before. Do you work in fifth Place?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Come on, Mexico, you got robbed.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Truck drivers have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, Disneyland,
did you plan it out the night before? The logistics?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, because I haven't gone with my kids. I went
with Oscar and Nick and Row. We were playing a
soccer tournament at Disney and so we went to play soccer.
And then Oscar had two kids and I went to
Disney with him. He had planned out whatever. I only
went for like half the day and rode a few
rides and I was like, hey, dude, I got a
jet gotta get on the plane.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You took a jet.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, No, I had a jet, Like I had to
take the the trolley back to the car, car to
the airport, airport, shuttle to the gate to the airplane,
airplane back to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Because if you watch men's volleyball this morning to time
that out to then watch women's aerobics in the water, dude,
that's a hell of a plan out of for thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, that's tough. I don't know how. I do know
one person that went over to the Olympics, and I
don't know what all they saw, but I know they
were going to see a little beach volleyball so by
the Eiffel Tower. So I want to ask him, like
what else he saw and how it went scheduling wise,
because you don't know how long a volleyball game is gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Go, That's what I'm saying. So the fact that this
is full, maybe you're only allowed able to pick a
couple sports.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh Usa, Wow, we're in second place after the free routine.
This is where we make our gold.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Hey, the I bet you can't go knock out seven
events in a day.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No chance? Yeah, no chance? All right, we'll take a break.
I mean, I'm sorry we got caught up in the
synchronized swimming. But USA, we will give you a review
of their routine right after this. All right, fantasy football,
we're doing it, and this is what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
All right, hand me the hat with all the scripts.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, we're not going to do the cutting out of names.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Ray, that was bad for four years. We're not making
it a fifth.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I know that you hate it. It's a lot of work.
It stresses me out. It is so hard to do
it is you got my text?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, I got your text. I'll look at it. I
didn't read it about Billy. Uh yeah, I'll look at it.
I didn't read it. Anyway. There is going to be
a link, and I'm gonna put it on the Facebook Vegas. No,
we're not going to the link in Vegas. There's gonna
be a link on the Facebook page. I'll pin it
to the top. I'll put it on our twittern, you know,
pin it to the top, put it in the Instagram story.
(20:45):
You have until Sunday at five pm Central to sign
up this Sunday, this Sunday to sign up for the drawing.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What if you're a truck driver going cross country and
you're not at a computer until sunder.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm pretty sure tuggers.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I bet the Wi fi ate that banging on tugs.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm pretty sure that you can just go ahead and
get on a what is it called cell phone and
you know, click on it right and fill it out.
On Monday, we will be drawing for the league. Forty
eight teams, two hundred dollars a pop and big money.
I don't even know if the defending champ is coming back.
I need to look who the defending champ is. I
(21:25):
said I was gonna look it up, but I got
to shout out b Hands. He knows computers better than
I know. He's the one that set this form up.
Fill it out and Boom will do a name generator,
spin that wheel, name, land on it. Boom, you're in
the league.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
You kind of confused me because at first then I
thought at first I thought we're not doing slips of paper.
Then I it sounded like we're doing slips of paper.
But now you just said, be Hands is our webmaster,
and we're no longer doing slips of paper. They're electronic slips.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, So when they enter their name, I will be
able to save all those names. Boom, throw them into
a name generator. It'll take me ten seconds and then
we'll be ready to go.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
And guys, you probably hear work. Hey, do you want
to get in our really fun fantasy football league or
with some of your buddies at the golf course, Hey,
we all put in twenty dollars or guys in upper management. Hey,
this is the biggest fantasy football pool you've ever heard.
Twelve teams, fifty dollars. Guys, this is the shit. Okay,
this is forty eight teams between five and seven thousand
(22:21):
dollars is up for grabs. I tell people, and they
look at me like I'm doing something unheard of. We are.
We're linking four different divisions. That's how we can do
forty eight teams. Over to you, coach, Yes, it's it's bigger.
It's better than ever.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And even if you don't win, even if you don't win,
you can still win money back because we pay out
weekly high point. Every division gets money boom high point
for that week.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Your team sucks, but you have a good week, you
get some money back. Boom.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
See. I don't know, I don't know if I'm gonna
do it with Boomer. I get a free team, right
or I get it. I have to pay?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, well sorry, hold on, yes you pay. I am
not paying the two hundred dollars for you.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Sorry. I get a team, Yes, you get a team automatically.
In I've co managed with Boomer in the past. Me
and Boomer small fight. He's giving pushback when I tell
him YouTube TV costs three hundred and fifty dollars. He said,
ha ha. I said no, no, no, you need to help
pay for it for NFL in the in the fall,
and he said ha ha and a Boomer. I don't
know if you're understanding. You need to submit some money
(23:15):
to me and Bazer because we're not footing the entire
three hundred and fifty dollars bill. So up in the air.
If we're gonna have a co manager, it may be Justin.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh I like that better because I think Justin and
you will be a deadly combination.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Because the drunken fights that will happen in your fantasy
football managing office. Oh, it'd be phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Here's Boomer's input pick Patty Mahomes And who's somebody else
who's like the it received Patty Mahomes and Tyreek Hill. Okay, Boomer,
everybody does that.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Hey, can you take Justin Jefferson number one? And then
in the second round when you get Tyreek Boomer, he's
not going to be here. There's no way we can
get both those guys. Well if you try really hard. Okay, now,
Boomer in me.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
He hasn't liked my managerials ways since twenty twenty the pandemic.
Do they play NFL? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I believe they played NFL in twenty twenty, and I
was drunk around Thanksgiving traded Patty Mahomes for Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Boomere will never forgive me. That was our league four
years ago, and how to go? He didn't do as
well as Patty.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I should have fell off. Lamar fell off. Yeah, and
I know it's football season. I know that it's right
around the corner because this little thing I got in
my hand called a cell phone, called a Jimmy Ray. No,
it's been ringing a lot more, ringing a lot more.
Oh Usa, he you're about to get our score, and
you want to know who it's been, Batter's Box. I
haven't heard from them all spring, haven't heard from them
(24:35):
all summer. What if everybody it's a batter's box all
of a sudden, football training camp. Everybody's reporting and oh,
we're happy. We like it a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Why is that girl look like Christina our old intern? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, a little bit. Kats by ninety. We are in
first place the United States of America. We are looking
to take gold and the acrobatic swim dive.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yes, yes, is this part of their routine or they
just all hugging each other.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's been twenty years since we've been on the podium
in artistic swimming, and we are back on the podium.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
You're just reading the teleprompter.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We had a spectacular performance in Paris. This is amazing.
The fans are crying in the stands.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
See I don't like that. Why did they not go red,
white and black or blue? I don't know, man, their
colors don't even look like our country.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well that's why I had no idea who they were
when they jumped in the pool.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh that girl just had to get her fifteen minutes.
She put her face right in the camera.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
But you have to if you want people to know
who you are, if you want to get endorsements, if
you want to get commercials, put your face in the camera.
No one is ever going to see there's acrobatic swimmers
ever again, so you're one chance.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
What oh oh he just flashings? He did double upside down?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
W he did just do that? Is it that bloods?
I don't know what that was.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, you're in trouble when you get back to America.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh man, that that was scary. I didn't know. Vote
play by play. It has to be dress, it has
to be done. So, yes, we will be doing the
Fantasy Football League. You have now until Sunday at five
pm when we cut off the deadline to enter the
Fantasy Football League. Emailing me at we are thesore Losers
at gmail dot com saying hey, I want to end.
I don't care. You gotta fill that out.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Wait, so how do they you're putting the link on
our Facebook? Yes, well, how do they find us on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Sore Losers Podcast? It's that easy, Twitter, Instagram, those are
the ways. It's not. Email me and I'll fill it
out for you. Oh, I don't have access to Facebook.
You have access to Twitter, Instagram or Facebook, or you
gotta sign up. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
The beat the streak, lady. Sorry, just to segue, we're
talking fantasy, similar to beat the streak, dude. The lady
Joyce was at forty nine. If you get to fifty seven,
you win five point six million. Guys. Joyce, for the
past month and a half had been picking one player
every day. Guys will usually do two a day to
get ruthless and fast because they want the money right away.
(27:02):
Joyce picked only one day she had two players at once,
and that was day one. She got to she started
it two. But dude, she'd been up and down. She
never made it above six all season, never made it
above six. In June, she picked two, got up to two,
and from then on she went one every single day
for a month and a half. Is that up? Yeah,
(27:22):
forty five?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Sure, yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
She got to forty nine and picked Otani last night
and went oh for four and she dropped to zero.
Oh my gosh, and she took three days off. That's
how nervous she was. She didn't pick Sunday, Monday or Tuesday.
You had me told Saturday, Sunday or Monday.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You brought it up. I started checking the leader board,
checking to see who they have hitting second place had
like forty two and they're still going to a night.
They went to a night last night. I know they
went Nico Horner and they went Vlad Galerrero Junior Niko
and I think Nico Horner was zero for two and
I was like, oh my god, oh my, oh my god.
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Then he got a hit, but I was like, that
is so banana.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Dude, at forty seven, you're picking too how big and
two lone cold? Are your nuts?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Like like no nerves whatsoever? Like how are you doing this?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Can we get a welfare check on Joyce?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
This morning?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Joyce is not happy she will get the ten thousand
for being the highest.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Because this person is about to pass her.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, she's got the ten thousand, but five, I mean
she was six days away from five point seven million, or.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
She was three days away.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Why wait, let Otani go oh for four and pick
him tonight. Oh Tani's never gonna go oh for four
three nights in a row, which he's done.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So you're saying pick wait until a good player goes
oh for it and the next day pounce on him.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Or I didn't even check the stats the Rockies game.
Always pick somebody at the Rockies.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh my god, they scored like twenty runs.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Not the Mets because I had JD. Martinez and he
had zero.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well, I mean it was like seven to four or something.
It was a high scoring game, is what I meant.
What did you got? What did you you had?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'm just telling you right now? Why did she not
pick a ride?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
What about today? Is it? Do they have someone picked?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'll look, but yeah, Blackman gotta hit Tovar, Gotta hit Doyle,
gotta hit Rogers, Gotta hit Briant, Gotta hit didn't even
know Briant was better? Got it?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Chris Bryant sucks? Joyce?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
He Why did you not pick a Rocky? All right,
I'm clicking in beat the streak. If you guys don't
know what you're talking about, what we're talking about MLB
dot com. You pick a hitter, you can do it
to a day, one a day. You gotta get to
fifty seven, you win five point seven million. Uh. The
best thing right now is the leaderboard, because there's people
that are six games away from five point seven million.
(29:39):
Oh he picked two?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh my god, the leaders hangman, who do you pick?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He picked Altwove and the second batter's hidden, So it's
somebody later in the day. But let's see what al
Twov's doing.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Uh, it's just starting in about three minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay, so he's got all two van they'll show the
other one later on.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well, if he had Michael Bush, he'd be in good luck.
Is Bush just hit a home run for the Cubs
one to one bottom of the first against the Twins?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Do hang?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Man?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Is it forty seven picking two a day? Bro? Are
you insane? In the men brain?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
And I wonder I would love to know their strategy
on how they pick.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Well. I tried to look at Joyce's strategy and what
I found is the first ten she went crazy. She'd
go a guy for the Dodgers. Should do who's that guy?
Tescar Hernandez? Yeah, should bounce around it, should do profar dude.
The last twenty she has been in rotation Otani, al Tuve,
Trey Turner, I mean Wit, there's the merit.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Hey. Wit has been bad ass since the All Star break.
He's been on fire. You and I what I would
do and I don't play beat the street because it's impossible,
is I would go?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Joyce almost proved your ass wrong. Yeah, but yes, but
she didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
She didn't is I would go and look at the
over unders and which everyone has the highest over under,
like the Rockies Mets is an eleven get runs. Pick
someone from that game, and I.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Typically like to go for night games, hit or see
the ball better at night. Just weird stuff like that.
I like, guys you're in the lineup, they'll get more
at bats than guys lower in the lineup. In theory,
it's not necessarily true. But yeah, and sorry, Joyce, Hey,
rest in peace of your streak. We're gonna take a
break and we're gonna come back and talk. First day
of school, man, First day of school over right back.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
So baby Box came on the pod. He still does
not like that we call him baby Box. He tells
me that's not his name. But whatever, aware, we got it.
We know it's not your real name, son, We understand.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I gave him the big wink and I said, don't
say your name. We've kept your identity secret for five
years now, your little twerp uh.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
So I'm ready, like, let's go. Well, we gotta go
buy new shoes. Man, you ever bought new shoes with
a little kid?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, Man, I don't have any kids. I have a cat.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But maybe he went with Boomer's Larry.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
He goes barefoot.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's so fun to go to the shoe store with
the little kid.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You PE's a third world country.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Because they pick out every single shoe. Oh I want
that one. They try it on at that out. Let
me see how fast this shoe makes me.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Run in the store.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Son, and he goes sprinting, and he comes back sprinting.
He goes out of how fast was I? I was like,
you're pretty fast? Goes all right, let me see that one.
It's another shoe. Put it on that out. Let's see
how fast I am? That was I faster or slower?
I'd say about the same. He goes, No, I think
I was faster than these. I want these. Then he
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sees another one that out.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, not the high heels. Son.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I'm like, he's like, what about those? I'm like, you
want to try them on? Yeah? That of these feel good?
I think they're gonna make me faster. Let me see,
yeah that I don't. I don't think I was as fast.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
If I'm the foot locker guy, I'm saying, hey, either
guys are buying or bolting. What the hell is happening.
What is this Usain bolt.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't know if you've been to a shoe store lately,
but there is no more where there's someone helps you
and they go to the back and get shoes. They're
all just right there on the shelf. Oh really yeah,
like there, Well, I don't go to a foot logger,
but like the shoe store, like, uh, what the hell
was it called? I don't know what it's called. But
they had this Guccici.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Ray I think it was Balenciaga.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Coach getting him some patent and leather for the first
day of school. Sun.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Do you want some Gucci and the versace? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Did they take us over?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Get to your story.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
So then he found some from cars, like decorated like
cars the movie. He was like, oh Dad, they're fast
in the movie. So I bet they make me real fast.
All right, try him on, son, put him on. He runs, goes,
comes mangoes. Those made me real fast.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You want them lighter? You want some jail pockets on
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm like all right. So then he finds one more
pair that has the jail pocket. He goes, oh, data,
that jail pocket means extra speed. Okay, because he doesn't
know what's the jail pocket. It's just like air thing.
He goes, and he goes, Dude, I am extra fast.
I'm like, all right, let's get him. And he needs
a size thirteen, and so he has a size thirteen
(34:12):
on the foot. Now I look at the other one,
size twelve.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm like, huh, that's weird. So this display must be
a thirteen. Now the display is on eleven. So someone
somewhere had put a twelve and a thirteen in a
box and taking it home. So they have missed Matt's shoes.
So I can't buy him at twelve and a thirteen
and have two different sized shoes on his feet. So
(34:39):
I was like, son, sorry, you're not gonna be able
to get those. But Dad, these are the ones that
made me the fastest. I'm like, I think you're about
the same in all of them. He goes, no, Dad,
I could feel it. I could feel how fast. I
was like, well, you're gonna to pick a different pair
of shoes. Then he found something that light up. He
was like, let me try these, Dad, what cooking dude.
(35:01):
He ran up and down the store probably twelve times,
because he tried twelve different pairs of shoes on and
he was like, he's the ones. Dad.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah, that's why kids are more in shape than us.
I ain't no adult doing that. Oh yeah, these loafers, honey,
they look great. You get home.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
They felt like shit, dude, adults, what do they do?
They put it on, stand up, stand on your tippy toes,
peel it. Walk two steps, walk two steps? Oh yeah,
I think these are comfortable. You have no idea if
they're comfortable.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I'm like, awesome, these sandals that I picked out, I'm
gonna have to stretch them out all summer. What the
hell was I thinking in the store. Oh, that's right.
It was after we had mimosas, so.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I bought the shoes. Then it was time to go
get a haircut. And I tell the guy because my
wife doesn't go with me to get the haircut. He goes,
you guys, just go do it. I'm like all right,
I'm like, yeah, we just want to get it, you know,
clean up the sides and make it a little shorter
on top.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Was he heading to war?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
No, I'm just saying like he had long hair and
just takes them off, you know, a little boy, regular
boy haircutting. I don't know how to describe it. He's like,
all right, cool. And usually when you go to the
bar shop, they spray some water on it, you know
what I mean, like make sure it's all to even lenked,
and then they start cutting whatever. This dude didn't grab
no water, he didn't got grab any scissors. He just
took the buzzer to the sides. I was like, okay, yeah,
(36:14):
he's making the side short. He did one buzz on
the side and then one buzz on top, and I'm like, oh,
I guess we're going buzz okay.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Uh, never coming here again. Also, better business Bureau, what
is their fastest number?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And he just proceeded a buzz the whole thing all around.
And I was just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, yeah, you need to take into my Russian lady
south of town. She's awesome. Doesn't speak English, so dude,
there's no conversation. She'll cut it, she'll buzz it, she'll
shampoo it, she massages the scalp, the head, everything all
at once. It doesn't care man, woman or child or beast.
She'll do anybody's hair.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So I had to send them why the wife of
picture because I knew when we walked in the excuse me.
When we walked in the door, she was gonna have
a Russian and I said, I just want to warn you.
This is what it's gonna look like, so don't react.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You needed to react as a father in the moment.
But playing on your cell phone, no, no, what.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Am I gonna do? Once in Suduku, once he's done
the one buzz on top, you have to go all
buzz because they're all since she's gonna be a line
across the top, that's buzz.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh, immaculate Grid. Wow, what's with your hair? So?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, the past twenty minutes, the guy's been butchering it.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
He's been Edward scissorhands in it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Hey, put away the hedge trimmer, get out the kids scissors.
Good guy.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
And he gets down. I'm like, you like it, buddy,
He's like, yeah, I like it. I'm like, all right,
good good, Because I started sending pictures of the family,
you know, my side of the family and my wife's
side of the family, and they're like, every comment, whoa
went a little short man. Never seen it that short before.
That's the shortest it's been since he was born. I'm like,
(37:57):
I know, guys, I didn't ask for that haircut.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Pitch it as it's in style. You read some article
and daily mail. Kids are all doing it.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, we did the faux hawk the last time, and
he loved the faux hawk.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I heard it name. He's pile of stories, apparently a
toddlers all the rage.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And so that was it. Man, We had that, and
then we get ready in the night before school, we
go and meet the teacher. All that so exciting. He's
a little nervous, checks all the books on the shelves,
everything like that.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Good to go.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
And yesterday when he got out of school, Man, he
the night before he went to bed, We said good night,
we left the room. Then he started crying night tremors.
Started crying and go back down. What's wrong, buddy, goes dad.
I'm just getting really nervous for kindergarten. I'm getting really nervous.
I'm getting really nervous. He's crying. He was like, he
lay with me for a little bit, so he lay
in the bed. I'm just like, Bud, you're gonna make
(38:45):
so many friends, You're gonna make so many memories. It's
gonna be the greatest time. You're gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
And you got a TV in there.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
No no TV.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
You just lay with him.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, that's boring, raw dog man, Like, no TV, no phone.
I left the phone upstairs.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I heard. Guys are raw dog on the airplanes now,
no phone, no TV. All they do is sit there
and look at the flight path.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Hey, I did that one time when I was going
to Greece for my honeymoon, because I was scared to
fly over the water, and so once we were over
the water, I had to watch the plane's progression as
we got closer to being over land. Don't recommend it.
I don't know why you're stressing yourself out. Like if
it goes down, it goes down. But watching the little
trekker doesn't help me any. It's a boring raw dog.
(39:24):
So back to the room with no media, no media,
no lights, just dark, just talking to.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Him, man and boy, teaching him the ropes.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Just teaching him the ropes about Hey man, you're gonna
dominate kindergarten. It's gonna be awesome. Your teacher's so excited
to have you, gonna learn so much, You're gonna meet
new friends. He's like, all right, he falls asleep, So
I go up, go hang out with the wife for
a little bit, watch the Olympics. Go to bed. He
woke up five times in the middle of the night.
Is that a record, It's close to a record.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Give him gold.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Nope, you got to play the next Star Spangled banner.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Give it to him. Yit five times?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Congrats man, and he just the anxiety, the nervousness was
getting keeping him awake.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
A little kid in China had four congrats son, and.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Then he went to school and he loved it. He
had a great time. He really enjoyed himself.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
They teaching him English? Were they teaching him nowadays?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I know they're teaching them in English. Yeah, let's see
al two ve over one.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh no, oh, no, oh no. Hey, McK hung or
whatever his name is, is clinched at his office.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
The Astros have bases loaded. One out, the only out
two dude, hang man, we got Paena at the plate.
We need a base hit here because I have him
on my fantasy team.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Bro Bro, you better cut your lunch short. Hang man,
you need to check the Strokes game two ways over.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hey, hangman, cancel your afternoon meetings? Man, canceled afternoon meetings?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Could we have janics go down one day and hangman
goes down at lunch the next.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh man doesn't even stay in the lead for twenty
four hours. To streak is a blood paths right now,
it is murdering people.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
It's perfect time for us to jump up there.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh I'm at like six, I'm at zero.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Wait for me for twenty five days. I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
So yeah, baby box, he dominated. The first day of
school was a half day. He was so excited, a
lot of fun. He did take a nap yesterday even
though he didn't want to because the emotional toll. I
was like, look, Bud, you've had a long day. You
didn't sleep well last night. Let's take a nap. And
he's like, I don't want to take a nap. And
he slept for like two and a half hours. Man,
great day day.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Did you go with him? No?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Okay, But I will say this. I talked to someone
down the street. You know how we say our humor's
not for everybody. I was walking yesterday with the kid
walking the dog, and I see us because I thought
this guy's kid was going to kindergarten, and wasn't that kindergarten.
Turns out they're going to a different school and they
have the sign in their front yard. Oh, proud parent
(41:57):
of a whatever school he goes to.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And I texted a picture to her real estate person.
They just sold the house.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Astros up one nothing And I don't really know. I've
met the guy maybe five or six times, but I
do have his number, so I texted him a picture
of the sign. I was like, really this school. I
heard nothing but a bunch of thugs go to that school.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Interesting reference.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Trying to be funny, and we are here almost twenty
four hours later.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I haven't heard anything that would be another segment of
people don't always get our humor.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, that's called people don't think we're funny.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
The truckers get you, man though, they think you're funny. Dude.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah that's me thinking I got a good joke and
me throwing it out there, not knowing people very well. Yeah,
so it's gonna be awkward if I see that guy
walking down the street. Yeah, oh wait, Australian in USA
water polo. What's the score.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I don't know. We gotta dip though.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh wait, there is a shootout. We're in a shootout.
Oh my god, Oh my god, this is chy.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
This has we cross town. Not all the seats are filled.
See this makes sense. People weren't able to make it
to this from the synchronized swimming.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Dude, I was watching one. I think it was last night.
The guy scored with two seconds to go to win
the game and two seconds to go in water Polo
USA basketball. No, I don't know how you stop one
of these, Like, there's no chance. I mean, if you
hit it to the side of the net, there's no way.
You just guess, just dive one way. Man, It's just
(43:27):
like craps. Dude, you go seven first or seven secondarily.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
He's going right. If he's a right, he's going right.
Oh we got it, dude, I told you he's going right.
He went left to the right of the net. Oh,
you're saying if you're the goalie, Okay, I see what
you're saying. He's confused. What's up, bro? Where'd the ball
go right behind you into the net? Bro?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh he did the look to the right, throw it
to the left. I mean that was a good Okay,
naymar if we block one, I'll be shocked. The only
way you stop it as if he if he misses it,
jump all right, Hey, have a great Wednesday, don't forget.
And I got a doublehead of night soccer. See out there.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Not in lazy ways, guys got other crap.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
But yes, make sure Oh he missed it?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Or do you make it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
He made it? Damn it? All right, make sure you
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to get in the fantasy football league deadline Sunday, five
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Speaker 2 (44:20):
We out best fantasy football league around. Are you gonna
be one of the people that pull You're gonna pull up?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Dude? Dude, skipping it off the water is so legit.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
All right, gotta gotta go.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh we made it.
Here we go. Oh, look out, I think that's Canada
about to take the pool.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man. Oh they're in.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Here we go. They dove in head first. Here we
go coming up. Oh what are we gonna do? Oh yeah, jump?
Hid nod to the right, or what.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are are you on methamphetamines?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
No, dude, it's synchronized acrobatic swimming, so we got to commentate.
Oh she comes out of the water. Girls are upside down,
she's on top of her legs holding her feet.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I mean, these bathing suits the USDA approved.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Not sure this is supposed to be a family show.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Guys, don't let the kids if you're at the house
a little timmy, don't let him into the living room
because they are showing a lot of ass.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I mean, the girls that stay under the water, they
are staying under the water for way too long. Oh
head nod, right, yeah, fierce.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, we would play the song that they're doing, but
we can.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Cannot do that song. But this is pretty impressive.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Ray you ever done?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I mean, look at the girl. She gets upside down,
her head is on the bottom of the pool, Like,
how does she not panic? Like she's about to drown?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Props to the camera. Crews getting these angles. Unbelievable underwater
camera photography.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I do like the underwater shots like they have it
on the swimming too, like when the races when it
was going across the bottom of the pool. Oh, big
flip out of the water.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Are you referencing an upskirt?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
She did not stick the landing though, Ray, I love
the way they're able to get that snake can no.
But I'm saying like when it's like right at the touch,
like when it's like inches apart and they show their
hands and you can see what. Oh, look all of
them upside down underwater, legs above the water. That is impressive.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Ray. If they could zoom in a little bit more
on the butt, are.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, it has I'm not talking about the butt. I'm
talking about the finishes. Oh that was it. Dang. They're
all underwater for about ten seconds. Then they come out
like some frogs pointing to the sky.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
We are number one.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is impressive.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, this is a good one. I was just thinking
and just talking to some of my friends earlier in
the day yesterday or maybe even the day before. I
haven't watched the one offs. I'm strictly a USA basketball
bet USA golf bet these an archery darted, a target
or girl dancing and a thong. I haven't done a
lot of it, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Dude, every single one of them is underwater for at
least it's been eight seconds, and they're just hanging out
and they come up like they're not even struggling for breath.
How do you teach yourself to go underwater and just
be chill like that for that long and hold another
girl upside down?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Assuming that's rhetorical. The guy that just basically rubs himself
raw on the palmer horn to the hell of a sport,
I haven't watched it, though, you didn't watch Palm Wars. No,
that's the thing. I'm not a one offer, as I
just aforementioned.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I have one off everything. I watched US absolutely choke
in volleyball. Spoiler alert, Oh she had to land on
some other girl right now.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We're talking about men's indoor volleyball. Yeah, I saw it, dude.
What a choke job. Spoiler They were up.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They were up huge, and they won that one set
twenty five to fourteen, and I was like, now this
is the USA men's team I'm used to seeing that.
I put money on now I've only watched them like
two matches this whole like the Olympics. It's the only
time I've seen them. And then they start losing. I'm like,
this is not the US team USA team I've seen.
And my wife's like, you've never watched them in your life.
I said, yeah, I watched them in the group play
(03:20):
a couple weeks of last week when they were playing
someone else and they were killing them.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'll tell you guys this and may be wrong, don't
even comment. Actually save the ats, but men's volleyball and
women's volleyball some of the most athletic mother efforts because
in high school, not not high school college, scratch that,
those bros almost more. They had more spring than basketball players,
which made them I mean, if you see it from
(03:43):
a ground level, we're watching from a TV, dude, some
of these bros were jumping out of the gym. Basketball
I did play by play, cool jump shot, seen it,
seen it dunk. These volleyball guys might be going seven
feet in the air. Don't at me.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
They get up over that net and they are I mean,
they are hitting it straight down and they hit it
with some velocity.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Nothing like getting up ray all right, are we gonna
start this?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh, yeah, we haven't started it yet. Sorry, I got
into the Oh they got nose plugs. I didn't notice that.
And then they all come out of the water like
little ducks. Eight little ducks swims swimming one day, one
swim away came away, Mama duck said quack quack quack.
But only seven ducks came back. I mean they came
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out in the same form, all of.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Them same age. And there's one twenty seven year old.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
She has two twenty seven seven.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Years older than the rest of the flock or whatever
you say, a whole gaggle of women.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
My question is, how do you literally do you sit
there and go, okay, I'm gonna try out for the
swim team, and they're like, hey, you're not fast enough
to the hundred meter freestyle, but you could do the
synchronized swim.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, I don't know how to say it, and to
say it loosely. Before we start the show, have you
noticed some of the swimmers a little rugged?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We mean rugged, not that hot.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Okay, these girls seem to all be symmetrical. Maybe it's
something like that, not even the speed of the swimmer,
but more of do you have a face for the
show or do you have a face for the in
the water swimming for the dough.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I also think these girls are a little too small, Ray,
I like my dancers big.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
No, I think the swimmers are taller. I think swimmers
are a lot taller. You gotta have the do.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You not hear USA telecasters Tarico and Mike Nance I
didn't just guys. Excuse all the sexual references, but they
were jerking each other off. Oh do you see Michael
phelps his torso his arms are long enough to grab
five men by the ass. Okay, Terrico, who gives a shit? Man,
I get it, he's tall, But that's what they said.
(05:55):
They have abnormally long torsos or something.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's what makes some good swimmers not a big hands,
their big arms. I mean, I feel like they got
long like reach.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What about this ray? Does that make me? Aw?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
No, I'm gonna have some swimmers in it. Oh, Japan
looks spears. We can't do another, but Japan looks fears.
They got the green outfits, the green hats. Oh they
are Oh yeah, here we go, and.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They're walking in like they're McGregor.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah they are playing Katy Perry. Hear me roar because
they did a roar.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Face and they still have a chance at the podium.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
They definitely do that. They're just their difficulty on this
routine is very I mean it's high, high level of difficulty.
So they can afford a few errors and they will
be in great metal contention.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Here's the problem. They're not in the water yet. Yeah,
at what point do we make the jump to the
Why do we dance on? I thought this was there?
We go diving head first, we're going straight in. Oh, one,
girl's upside down.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Here we go? Oh, standing on shoulders, they're about to
pop out of the water. Yes, oh, backflip. Nice.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I don't know if that was nice.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, it was, dude, that was really nice. Those are
hands on their feet and submarine and they have their
mouth wide open the whole time. I don't know how
they're not swallowing more water.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Nothing wrong with that, coach.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, Oh, here we go, rising up, rising up.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This is some kind of symbolic What does this mean?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
She is trying to put it. She was trying to
put her leg over her shoulder. She'd let go. It
slipped out of her hand. That's gonna be a point
to deduction, I gotta say. And they could have shown
more flexibility on those positions. I told you she tried
to grab the feet and messed.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Up, and then there's a lot of arm movements. I
don't necessarily love the colors they chose. Maybe that's the
country colors. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, I don't think Japan is green. I think Japan
is red. So I don't know what the green symbolizes,
but maybe it's something.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's like, Bazer comes home with a purple shirt. How
do you expect me to wear this? Make it black,
white or gray? They talk?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh man, oh, look at that ray. I allow, it
was like a diving torpedo.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It brings out my eyes.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's sort of like trampoline. Did you watch trampoline at all? No,
you don't watch one off. You've already said that. But
I wonder how do you get into trampoline? Is that
you were used to be a gymnast and you weren't
good enough to be a gymnastics persons they're like, hey,
you know what, you can't make it on the uneven bar,
so go do trampoline. I think you can get a golden.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Net guessing that was rhetorical. I'll tell you I tried
to do a one off the other day.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Which ones you try to do?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
NBA USA Basket? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But I'm telling you off.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It took me five minutes minimum to get the game
to go through all the YouTube stuff. The TVs are
slower than hell, these smart TVs nowadays. Bro, what happened
the old days? You hit the boob two boom, You're
on the couch and eating the bag of potato chips
in ten seconds. It doesn't happen anymore. Five minutes of
strenuous clicking with the thumb bazer. What do I click? Uh?
The okay? The icon at the bottom right, okay? And
(08:53):
then the TV. Oh now, our home channel used to
be a nice warm Now it's static. That's our home channel.
And we turn on YouTube TV. For the first twenty
seconds that we start the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think that's country living. You just it takes a
little bit longer to get the sigamal out there?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What is it? It's the static channel. I'm trying to
change it. Sorry, I have a zoom call. Okay, I'm
playing USA basketball?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Are you doing any one off? So you gonna watch anything?
Besides basketball. I mean, are you not watching of the track?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah? I saw the highlights the guy track. Just spoke
about it with my plastic surgeon. The guy track was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh dude. The fifteen hundred meters race. I mean I
was on the edge of my seat. They were going
world record balls to the wall. It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hold your nuts. Can it's the mile?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh it's a little less than a mile.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Can we caught the mile? I don't know, fifteen hundred meters?
I told Baser or someone. I have no idea who
I tell this stuff to. I ran track in high school.
I ran the mile. I don't know what fifteen hundred is.
Fifteen hundred m it's fifteen hundred meters. So that last
that last hundred you didn't do it, and you would.
I don't understand why they don't just make it a
(10:06):
full mile, Like why do we do fifteen hundred meters?
But because in America was it fifteen hundred or sixteen hundred?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was sixteen hundred and the thirty two hundred mile
two mile were the two races in high school track.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Right, I did that eight hundred, which was a half mile, yes,
And the sixteen hundred, which is a mile.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I did the sixteen hundred and the thirty two hundred.
So that I don't understand is why, all of a
sudden it's fifteen hundred. Why did we make it less
than a mile?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
They're trying to get cute with measurements and metrics.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
But it was awesome. I'm telling you that USA dude.
When he won, I was going bananas. I thought, oh no,
he's got screwed. I thought he got boxed in on
that final straight away. I was like, damn it, man,
he did, and then he choked off. He went back,
he pulled up and I was like, damn dude, he's settling.
He's not going to get a medal.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Check and choke him.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And then all of a sudden, here he comes on
the inside. The inside opens up. Here he comes, and
then our other guy goes on the outside.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Hit him with the goat bo like go, we got
the go Who did he look like?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Who do he look like? He looked like Walker Zimmerman.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Look like you what his face kind of did?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You'd think Cole Hawker looked like me?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
That was the guy that won. Yeah, yeah, he was
a lot smaller, and tell me his hair right, tell
me this on the box thing. Why didn't they keep
him box? Why was he allowed to then have the
inside track. I think those two guys there, the two
guys that were up front the whole time. The one
guy was a cocky little fuck Yeah exactly. He had
the sunglasses on inside dude. He had a great stride though,
(11:40):
great the taller guy huge advantage. His stride was like
a giraffe. Bro that was smaller. The USA guy had
to really chug dude, butt chug ray.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He the the guy the two guys that were in
the front the whole time, Kerr and the other guy
that had the earrings and like the nice haird like,
his hair was all comb perfect. Their rivals, they've been
talking trash on Facebook, on Instagram, on Twitter. They've been
going back and forward like who's the real champ, I'm
gonna show you blah blah blah. So they had a
little rivalry. They got caught up in racing each other
(12:11):
at the end and weren't feeling the other people around them.
So when he got cut off on the inside and
he backed off, that dude was thinking, Okay, all I
have to do is worry about this guy on my right,
and so he kind of drifted away from the inside
a little bit, like one step, and it just opened
the window. And then all of a sudden, it's by
the time he realized that guy was coming.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It was across too late. And alway the USA America
race timing, they said, his personal record, the guy that
won had never been even close to good. And then
he set the Olympic record.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
His personal best was the slowest out of anybody in
that field.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Then that that's not saber metrics. You can't go by
the time. You can't measure heart.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Heart is undefeated.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Man, Wow, just like this show.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Man, let's start the show.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Ray the metrics.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh way, what country is this? Oh? I like these
outfits pink and green. Oh yeah, that's cool. They made
like a diamond ray.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That's my beautician.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
This that was this beautiful, Faming said of announcers, that beautiful.
I'll look at this. Oh she sprayed water out of
her mouth like a dragon. Now see it. That's flexibility.
That is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Me say this, if those girls turn into dudes right now,
are you watching this? Nope, I'll rest my case. No, Nope.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But there's something to say about the beauty of a
woman in a pool doing acrobatics. It is amazing, folks. Oh,
let's see, she's gonna flip. Get ready, Ray throw her
up there?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Backflip.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh she did a double backflip.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Tuk. Can I get the the ats on this bathing
suit for baser and Cancun?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, crap? I love the outfit.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Where are these girls from? We gotta watch out because
remember they were gonna go well, no.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
And I'm also saying I've just said it's a great
bathing suit. But I'm telling you the uh the country color?
Isn't that kind of their bathing suit color?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, totally because the other one was green and they
were Japan.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
That's why it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I have no idea what country this is? Is this Usa?
Ray only back flip through the legs? One leg? Girl
had her legs spread. The girl backflip through them like
a field goal. That was cool.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, I mean the sad thing is these women right
now they're dancing their asses off in the pool. After this,
they're going home to their to their farmer husbands.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Now they're going home to their jobs. They got to
go to work on the Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Right, But I'm telling you, typically the women's sports, it's
not enough to provide an income for them.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Question, like for real, like they this is not what
they do for a living, right, This just has to
be a part time like activity.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
For the women. Yes, for the men, Phelps that was
his full time.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now getting Phelps. But I'm talking super nice because there's
like pro volleyball leagues you can go play overseas. There
is no pro synchronized acrobatic swimming league that you go
on and compete against other teams. So what do they
do the rest of the four years in between the Olympics?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, that's rhetorical. I don't have the answer. All right,
I questioned you as this, Yes, do you know what's
bothered me the whole Olympics?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Or what has made me worry?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
We'll get that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That was cool, the whole Olympics tell me. I'll tell
you after we start the show. Okay, all right, Arnold
is off, Guys, he actually just started synchronized swimming. Him
and Abby are doing couples synchronized swimming with another couple
in town. And they're also I don't know, swinging me.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
And he said he had to stop buying gains some
pineapples for some reason. I don't know what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
All right, let's do it live, Oh the one two
three sol loser?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I'm a huge fan
of synchronized diving and swimming or whatever you call this.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. And if this routine doesn't get them
on the metal stand, it's a travesty.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
In Paris, y'all. It says that I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I met a Broadway girl, took
her north to the country. We have two point two
acres and a brand new house, white picket fence. All
the farmers and ranchers around us have one hundred acres.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Two hundred Mexico.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Truly an amazing performance on their end.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
But let's go, man, go, man go.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Just as the large landowners say, we say the same.
We will not sell. We will not sell unless you
have an offer of a million dollars. Coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, you told me what you had been worried about.
Because of the whole Olympics, and it has to do
with parking and drive.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Dude, So you're in a country and all these venues
are completely different, right, Yes, the swimming is different from
the basketball, is different from the running, the track is
different from the soccer. All these venues are they in
the same city? Are you driving hours? How do you
know timing wise? Say you're a not even a parent,
(17:01):
Hey today I want to go watch synchronized swimming. How
do you know how many hours you have to leave ahead?
What kind of security checks they do? What parking is like?
Do you have a rental car? Do you have a taxi?
How do all those people in the crowd make it
on time to this event?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They're mostly right around Paris. I know some of the
soccer was outside of Paris until now they're getting into
the metal round, so they will be there in Paris.
But I think pretty much the surfing was not in Paris.
I know that, Yes, pretty much pretty much everything else
I believe was in Paris.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'm just impressed. Usually you see a Miami Heat game,
second quarter is still not full in the stadium. Titans game,
well that's actually just because they suck. But this stands
are full everybody was able to get there on time
in a foreign country, with checks, with bags, with extra security,
different languages. Do you stop at red? Do you stop
at green? What has left mean? What is right? Randy Larry?
(17:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I would assume one of those people in the audience
are not driving to the event. They are taking public transportation, subways, cabs,
uber lyft, whatever they have in Paris. Walking, They are walking,
they are not driving. There's not a lot of parking,
so I would say yes. And it's not just you.
Have you been to Disney World before? I have been
(18:18):
to Disney World before. Do you work in fifth Place?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Come on, Mexico, you got robbed.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Truck drivers have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, Disneyland,
did you plan it out the night before? The logistics?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, because I haven't gone with my kids. I went
with Oscar and Nick and Row. We were playing a
soccer tournament at Disney and so we went to play soccer.
And then Oscar had two kids and I went to
Disney with him. He had planned out whatever. I only
went for like half the day and rode a few
rides and I was like, hey, dude, I got a
jet gotta get on the plane.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You took a jet.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, No, I had a jet, Like I had to
take the the trolley back to the car, car to
the airport, airport, shuttle to the gate to the airplane,
airplane back to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Because if you watch men's volleyball this morning to time
that out to then watch women's aerobics in the water, dude,
that's a hell of a plan out of for thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, that's tough. I don't know how. I do know
one person that went over to the Olympics, and I
don't know what all they saw, but I know they
were going to see a little beach volleyball so by
the Eiffel Tower. So I want to ask him, like
what else he saw and how it went scheduling wise,
because you don't know how long a volleyball game is gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Go, That's what I'm saying. So the fact that this
is full, maybe you're only allowed able to pick a
couple sports.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh Usa, Wow, we're in second place after the free routine.
This is where we make our gold.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Hey, the I bet you can't go knock out seven
events in a day.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No chance? Yeah, no chance? All right, we'll take a break.
I mean, I'm sorry we got caught up in the
synchronized swimming. But USA, we will give you a review
of their routine right after this. All right, fantasy football,
we're doing it, and this is what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
All right, hand me the hat with all the scripts.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, we're not going to do the cutting out of names.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Ray, that was bad for four years. We're not making
it a fifth.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I know that you hate it. It's a lot of work.
It stresses me out. It is so hard to do
it is you got my text?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, I got your text. I'll look at it. I
didn't read it about Billy. Uh yeah, I'll look at it.
I didn't read it. Anyway. There is going to be
a link, and I'm gonna put it on the Facebook Vegas. No,
we're not going to the link in Vegas. There's gonna
be a link on the Facebook page. I'll pin it
to the top. I'll put it on our twittern, you know,
pin it to the top, put it in the Instagram story.
(20:45):
You have until Sunday at five pm Central to sign
up this Sunday, this Sunday to sign up for the drawing.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
What if you're a truck driver going cross country and
you're not at a computer until sunder.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm pretty sure tuggers.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I bet the Wi fi ate that banging on tugs.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm pretty sure that you can just go ahead and
get on a what is it called cell phone and
you know, click on it right and fill it out.
On Monday, we will be drawing for the league. Forty
eight teams, two hundred dollars a pop and big money.
I don't even know if the defending champ is coming back.
I need to look who the defending champ is. I
(21:25):
said I was gonna look it up, but I got
to shout out b Hands. He knows computers better than
I know. He's the one that set this form up.
Fill it out and Boom will do a name generator,
spin that wheel, name, land on it. Boom, you're in
the league.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
You kind of confused me because at first then I
thought at first I thought we're not doing slips of paper.
Then I it sounded like we're doing slips of paper.
But now you just said, be Hands is our webmaster,
and we're no longer doing slips of paper. They're electronic slips.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yes, So when they enter their name, I will be
able to save all those names. Boom, throw them into
a name generator. It'll take me ten seconds and then
we'll be ready to go.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
And guys, you probably hear work. Hey, do you want
to get in our really fun fantasy football league or
with some of your buddies at the golf course, Hey,
we all put in twenty dollars or guys in upper management. Hey,
this is the biggest fantasy football pool you've ever heard.
Twelve teams, fifty dollars. Guys, this is the shit. Okay,
this is forty eight teams between five and seven thousand
(22:21):
dollars is up for grabs. I tell people, and they
look at me like I'm doing something unheard of. We are.
We're linking four different divisions. That's how we can do
forty eight teams. Over to you, coach, Yes, it's it's bigger.
It's better than ever.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
And even if you don't win, even if you don't win,
you can still win money back because we pay out
weekly high point. Every division gets money boom high point
for that week.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Your team sucks, but you have a good week, you
get some money back. Boom.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
See. I don't know, I don't know if I'm gonna
do it with Boomer. I get a free team, right
or I get it. I have to pay?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, well sorry, hold on, yes you pay. I am
not paying the two hundred dollars for you.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Sorry. I get a team, Yes, you get a team automatically.
In I've co managed with Boomer in the past. Me
and Boomer small fight. He's giving pushback when I tell
him YouTube TV costs three hundred and fifty dollars. He said,
ha ha. I said no, no, no, you need to help
pay for it for NFL in the in the fall,
and he said ha ha and a Boomer. I don't
know if you're understanding. You need to submit some money
(23:15):
to me and Bazer because we're not footing the entire
three hundred and fifty dollars bill. So up in the air.
If we're gonna have a co manager, it may be Justin.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Oh I like that better because I think Justin and
you will be a deadly combination.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Because the drunken fights that will happen in your fantasy
football managing office. Oh, it'd be phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Here's Boomer's input pick Patty Mahomes And who's somebody else
who's like the it received Patty Mahomes and Tyreek Hill. Okay, Boomer,
everybody does that.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Hey, can you take Justin Jefferson number one? And then
in the second round when you get Tyreek Boomer, he's
not going to be here. There's no way we can
get both those guys. Well if you try really hard. Okay, now,
Boomer in me.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
He hasn't liked my managerials ways since twenty twenty the pandemic.
Do they play NFL? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I believe they played NFL in twenty twenty, and I
was drunk around Thanksgiving traded Patty Mahomes for Lamar Jackson.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Boomere will never forgive me. That was our league four
years ago, and how to go? He didn't do as
well as Patty.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I should have fell off. Lamar fell off. Yeah, and
I know it's football season. I know that it's right
around the corner because this little thing I got in
my hand called a cell phone, called a Jimmy Ray. No,
it's been ringing a lot more, ringing a lot more.
Oh Usa, he you're about to get our score, and
you want to know who it's been, Batter's Box. I
haven't heard from them all spring, haven't heard from them
(24:35):
all summer. What if everybody it's a batter's box all
of a sudden, football training camp. Everybody's reporting and oh,
we're happy. We like it a lot.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Why is that girl look like Christina our old intern? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, a little bit. Kats by ninety. We are in
first place the United States of America. We are looking
to take gold and the acrobatic swim dive.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yes, yes, is this part of their routine or they
just all hugging each other.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's been twenty years since we've been on the podium
in artistic swimming, and we are back on the podium.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
You're just reading the teleprompter.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We had a spectacular performance in Paris. This is amazing.
The fans are crying in the stands.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
See I don't like that. Why did they not go red,
white and black or blue? I don't know, man, their
colors don't even look like our country.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well that's why I had no idea who they were
when they jumped in the pool.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh that girl just had to get her fifteen minutes.
She put her face right in the camera.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
But you have to if you want people to know
who you are, if you want to get endorsements, if
you want to get commercials, put your face in the camera.
No one is ever going to see there's acrobatic swimmers
ever again, so you're one chance.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
What oh oh he just flashings? He did double upside down?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
W he did just do that? Is it that bloods?
I don't know what that was.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, you're in trouble when you get back to America.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh man, that that was scary. I didn't know. Vote
play by play. It has to be dress, it has
to be done. So, yes, we will be doing the
Fantasy Football League. You have now until Sunday at five
pm when we cut off the deadline to enter the
Fantasy Football League. Emailing me at we are thesore Losers
at gmail dot com saying hey, I want to end.
I don't care. You gotta fill that out.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Wait, so how do they you're putting the link on
our Facebook? Yes, well, how do they find us on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Sore Losers Podcast? It's that easy, Twitter, Instagram, those are
the ways. It's not. Email me and I'll fill it
out for you. Oh, I don't have access to Facebook.
You have access to Twitter, Instagram or Facebook, or you
gotta sign up. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
The beat the streak, lady. Sorry, just to segue, we're
talking fantasy, similar to beat the streak, dude. The lady
Joyce was at forty nine. If you get to fifty seven,
you win five point six million. Guys. Joyce, for the
past month and a half had been picking one player
every day. Guys will usually do two a day to
get ruthless and fast because they want the money right away.
(27:02):
Joyce picked only one day she had two players at once,
and that was day one. She got to she started
it two. But dude, she'd been up and down. She
never made it above six all season, never made it
above six. In June, she picked two, got up to two,
and from then on she went one every single day
for a month and a half. Is that up? Yeah,
(27:22):
forty five?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Sure, yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
She got to forty nine and picked Otani last night
and went oh for four and she dropped to zero.
Oh my gosh, and she took three days off. That's
how nervous she was. She didn't pick Sunday, Monday or Tuesday.
You had me told Saturday, Sunday or Monday.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You brought it up. I started checking the leader board,
checking to see who they have hitting second place had
like forty two and they're still going to a night.
They went to a night last night. I know they
went Nico Horner and they went Vlad Galerrero Junior Niko
and I think Nico Horner was zero for two and
I was like, oh my god, oh my, oh my god.
(28:00):
Then he got a hit, but I was like, that
is so banana.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Dude, at forty seven, you're picking too how big and
two lone cold? Are your nuts?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Like like no nerves whatsoever? Like how are you doing this?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Can we get a welfare check on Joyce?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
This morning?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Joyce is not happy she will get the ten thousand
for being the highest.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Because this person is about to pass her.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, she's got the ten thousand, but five, I mean
she was six days away from five point seven million, or.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
She was three days away.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Why wait, let Otani go oh for four and pick
him tonight. Oh Tani's never gonna go oh for four
three nights in a row, which he's done.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So you're saying pick wait until a good player goes
oh for it and the next day pounce on him.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Or I didn't even check the stats the Rockies game.
Always pick somebody at the Rockies.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh my god, they scored like twenty runs.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Not the Mets because I had JD. Martinez and he
had zero.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well, I mean it was like seven to four or something.
It was a high scoring game, is what I meant.
What did you got? What did you you had?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'm just telling you right now? Why did she not
pick a ride?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
What about today? Is it? Do they have someone picked?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I'll look, but yeah, Blackman gotta hit Tovar, Gotta hit Doyle,
gotta hit Rogers, Gotta hit Briant, Gotta hit didn't even
know Briant was better? Got it?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Chris Bryant sucks? Joyce?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
He Why did you not pick a Rocky? All right,
I'm clicking in beat the streak. If you guys don't
know what you're talking about, what we're talking about MLB
dot com. You pick a hitter, you can do it
to a day, one a day. You gotta get to
fifty seven, you win five point seven million. Uh. The
best thing right now is the leaderboard, because there's people
that are six games away from five point seven million.
(29:39):
Oh he picked two?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh my god, the leaders hangman, who do you pick?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
He picked Altwove and the second batter's hidden, So it's
somebody later in the day. But let's see what al
Twov's doing.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Uh, it's just starting in about three minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay, so he's got all two van they'll show the
other one later on.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Well, if he had Michael Bush, he'd be in good luck.
Is Bush just hit a home run for the Cubs
one to one bottom of the first against the Twins?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Do hang?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Man?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Is it forty seven picking two a day? Bro? Are
you insane? In the men brain?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
And I wonder I would love to know their strategy
on how they pick.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Well. I tried to look at Joyce's strategy and what
I found is the first ten she went crazy. She'd
go a guy for the Dodgers. Should do who's that guy?
Tescar Hernandez? Yeah, should bounce around it, should do profar dude.
The last twenty she has been in rotation Otani, al Tuve,
Trey Turner, I mean Wit, there's the merit.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Hey. Wit has been bad ass since the All Star break.
He's been on fire. You and I what I would
do and I don't play beat the street because it's impossible,
is I would go?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Joyce almost proved your ass wrong. Yeah, but yes, but
she didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
She didn't is I would go and look at the
over unders and which everyone has the highest over under,
like the Rockies Mets is an eleven get runs. Pick
someone from that game, and I.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Typically like to go for night games, hit or see
the ball better at night. Just weird stuff like that.
I like, guys you're in the lineup, they'll get more
at bats than guys lower in the lineup. In theory,
it's not necessarily true. But yeah, and sorry, Joyce, Hey,
rest in peace of your streak. We're gonna take a
break and we're gonna come back and talk. First day
of school, man, First day of school over right back.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
So baby Box came on the pod. He still does
not like that we call him baby Box. He tells
me that's not his name. But whatever, aware, we got it.
We know it's not your real name, son, We understand.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I gave him the big wink and I said, don't
say your name. We've kept your identity secret for five
years now, your little twerp uh.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
So I'm ready, like, let's go. Well, we gotta go
buy new shoes. Man, you ever bought new shoes with
a little kid?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, Man, I don't have any kids. I have a cat.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But maybe he went with Boomer's Larry.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
He goes barefoot.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's so fun to go to the shoe store with
the little kid.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You PE's a third world country.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Because they pick out every single shoe. Oh I want
that one. They try it on at that out. Let
me see how fast this shoe makes me.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Run in the store.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Son, and he goes sprinting, and he comes back sprinting.
He goes out of how fast was I? I was like,
you're pretty fast? Goes all right, let me see that one.
It's another shoe. Put it on that out. Let's see
how fast I am? That was I faster or slower?
I'd say about the same. He goes, No, I think
I was faster than these. I want these. Then he
(32:30):
sees another one that out.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
No, not the high heels. Son.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I'm like, he's like, what about those? I'm like, you
want to try them on? Yeah? That of these feel good?
I think they're gonna make me faster. Let me see,
yeah that I don't. I don't think I was as fast.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
If I'm the foot locker guy, I'm saying, hey, either
guys are buying or bolting. What the hell is happening.
What is this Usain bolt.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't know if you've been to a shoe store lately,
but there is no more where there's someone helps you
and they go to the back and get shoes. They're
all just right there on the shelf. Oh really yeah,
like there, Well, I don't go to a foot logger,
but like the shoe store, like, uh, what the hell
was it called? I don't know what it's called. But
they had this Guccici.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Ray I think it was Balenciaga.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Coach getting him some patent and leather for the first
day of school. Sun.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Do you want some Gucci and the versace? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Did they take us over?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Get to your story.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
So then he found some from cars, like decorated like
cars the movie. He was like, oh Dad, they're fast
in the movie. So I bet they make me real fast.
All right, try him on, son, put him on. He runs, goes,
comes mangoes. Those made me real fast.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
You want them lighter? You want some jail pockets on
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm like all right. So then he finds one more
pair that has the jail pocket. He goes, oh, data,
that jail pocket means extra speed. Okay, because he doesn't
know what's the jail pocket. It's just like air thing.
He goes, and he goes, Dude, I am extra fast.
I'm like, all right, let's get him. And he needs
a size thirteen, and so he has a size thirteen
(34:12):
on the foot. Now I look at the other one,
size twelve.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm like, huh, that's weird. So this display must be
a thirteen. Now the display is on eleven. So someone
somewhere had put a twelve and a thirteen in a
box and taking it home. So they have missed Matt's shoes.
So I can't buy him at twelve and a thirteen
and have two different sized shoes on his feet. So
(34:39):
I was like, son, sorry, you're not gonna be able
to get those. But Dad, these are the ones that
made me the fastest. I'm like, I think you're about
the same in all of them. He goes, no, Dad,
I could feel it. I could feel how fast. I
was like, well, you're gonna to pick a different pair
of shoes. Then he found something that light up. He
was like, let me try these, Dad, what cooking dude.
(35:01):
He ran up and down the store probably twelve times,
because he tried twelve different pairs of shoes on and
he was like, he's the ones. Dad.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah, that's why kids are more in shape than us.
I ain't no adult doing that. Oh yeah, these loafers, honey,
they look great. You get home.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
They felt like shit, dude, adults, what do they do?
They put it on, stand up, stand on your tippy toes,
peel it. Walk two steps, walk two steps? Oh yeah,
I think these are comfortable. You have no idea if
they're comfortable.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I'm like, awesome, these sandals that I picked out, I'm
gonna have to stretch them out all summer. What the
hell was I thinking in the store. Oh, that's right.
It was after we had mimosas, so.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I bought the shoes. Then it was time to go
get a haircut. And I tell the guy because my
wife doesn't go with me to get the haircut. He goes,
you guys, just go do it. I'm like all right,
I'm like, yeah, we just want to get it, you know,
clean up the sides and make it a little shorter
on top.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Was he heading to war?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
No, I'm just saying like he had long hair and
just takes them off, you know, a little boy, regular
boy haircutting. I don't know how to describe it. He's like,
all right, cool. And usually when you go to the
bar shop, they spray some water on it, you know
what I mean, like make sure it's all to even lenked,
and then they start cutting whatever. This dude didn't grab
no water, he didn't got grab any scissors. He just
took the buzzer to the sides. I was like, okay, yeah,
(36:14):
he's making the side short. He did one buzz on
the side and then one buzz on top, and I'm like, oh,
I guess we're going buzz okay.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Uh, never coming here again. Also, better business Bureau, what
is their fastest number?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
And he just proceeded a buzz the whole thing all around.
And I was just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, yeah, you need to take into my Russian lady
south of town. She's awesome. Doesn't speak English, so dude,
there's no conversation. She'll cut it, she'll buzz it, she'll
shampoo it, she massages the scalp, the head, everything all
at once. It doesn't care man, woman or child or beast.
She'll do anybody's hair.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
So I had to send them why the wife of
picture because I knew when we walked in the excuse me.
When we walked in the door, she was gonna have
a Russian and I said, I just want to warn you.
This is what it's gonna look like, so don't react.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You needed to react as a father in the moment.
But playing on your cell phone, no, no, what.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Am I gonna do? Once in Suduku, once he's done
the one buzz on top, you have to go all
buzz because they're all since she's gonna be a line
across the top, that's buzz.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh, immaculate Grid. Wow, what's with your hair? So?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, the past twenty minutes, the guy's been butchering it.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
He's been Edward scissorhands in it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Hey, put away the hedge trimmer, get out the kids scissors.
Good guy.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
And he gets down. I'm like, you like it, buddy,
He's like, yeah, I like it. I'm like, all right,
good good, Because I started sending pictures of the family,
you know, my side of the family and my wife's
side of the family, and they're like, every comment, whoa
went a little short man. Never seen it that short before.
That's the shortest it's been since he was born. I'm like,
(37:57):
I know, guys, I didn't ask for that haircut.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Pitch it as it's in style. You read some article
and daily mail. Kids are all doing it.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, we did the faux hawk the last time, and
he loved the faux hawk.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
I heard it name. He's pile of stories, apparently a
toddlers all the rage.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And so that was it. Man, We had that, and
then we get ready in the night before school, we
go and meet the teacher. All that so exciting. He's
a little nervous, checks all the books on the shelves,
everything like that.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Good to go.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
And yesterday when he got out of school, Man, he
the night before he went to bed, We said good night,
we left the room. Then he started crying night tremors.
Started crying and go back down. What's wrong, buddy, goes dad.
I'm just getting really nervous for kindergarten. I'm getting really nervous.
I'm getting really nervous. He's crying. He was like, he
lay with me for a little bit, so he lay
in the bed. I'm just like, Bud, you're gonna make
(38:45):
so many friends, You're gonna make so many memories. It's
gonna be the greatest time. You're gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
And you got a TV in there.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
No no TV.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
You just lay with him.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, that's boring, raw dog man, Like, no TV, no phone.
I left the phone upstairs.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I heard. Guys are raw dog on the airplanes now,
no phone, no TV. All they do is sit there
and look at the flight path.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Hey, I did that one time when I was going
to Greece for my honeymoon, because I was scared to
fly over the water, and so once we were over
the water, I had to watch the plane's progression as
we got closer to being over land. Don't recommend it.
I don't know why you're stressing yourself out. Like if
it goes down, it goes down. But watching the little
trekker doesn't help me any. It's a boring raw dog.
(39:24):
So back to the room with no media, no media,
no lights, just dark, just talking to.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Him, man and boy, teaching him the ropes.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Just teaching him the ropes about Hey man, you're gonna
dominate kindergarten. It's gonna be awesome. Your teacher's so excited
to have you, gonna learn so much, You're gonna meet
new friends. He's like, all right, he falls asleep, So
I go up, go hang out with the wife for
a little bit, watch the Olympics. Go to bed. He
woke up five times in the middle of the night.
Is that a record, It's close to a record.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Give him gold.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Nope, you got to play the next Star Spangled banner.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Give it to him. Yit five times?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Congrats man, and he just the anxiety, the nervousness was
getting keeping him awake.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
A little kid in China had four congrats son, and.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Then he went to school and he loved it. He
had a great time. He really enjoyed himself.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
They teaching him English? Were they teaching him nowadays?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I know they're teaching them in English. Yeah, let's see
al two ve over one.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh no, oh, no, oh no. Hey, McK hung or
whatever his name is, is clinched at his office.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
The Astros have bases loaded. One out, the only out
two dude, hang man, we got Paena at the plate.
We need a base hit here because I have him
on my fantasy team.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Bro Bro, you better cut your lunch short. Hang man,
you need to check the Strokes game two ways over.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Hey, hangman, cancel your afternoon meetings? Man, canceled afternoon meetings?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Could we have janics go down one day and hangman
goes down at lunch the next.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh man doesn't even stay in the lead for twenty
four hours. To streak is a blood paths right now,
it is murdering people.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
It's perfect time for us to jump up there.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh I'm at like six, I'm at zero.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Wait for me for twenty five days. I'll be there.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
So yeah, baby box, he dominated. The first day of
school was a half day. He was so excited, a
lot of fun. He did take a nap yesterday even
though he didn't want to because the emotional toll. I
was like, look, Bud, you've had a long day. You
didn't sleep well last night. Let's take a nap. And
he's like, I don't want to take a nap. And
he slept for like two and a half hours. Man,
great day day.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Did you go with him? No?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Okay, But I will say this. I talked to someone
down the street. You know how we say our humor's
not for everybody. I was walking yesterday with the kid
walking the dog, and I see us because I thought
this guy's kid was going to kindergarten, and wasn't that kindergarten.
Turns out they're going to a different school and they
have the sign in their front yard. Oh, proud parent
(41:57):
of a whatever school he goes to.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And I texted a picture to her real estate person.
They just sold the house.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Astros up one nothing And I don't really know. I've
met the guy maybe five or six times, but I
do have his number, so I texted him a picture
of the sign. I was like, really this school. I
heard nothing but a bunch of thugs go to that school.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Interesting reference.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Trying to be funny, and we are here almost twenty
four hours later.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I haven't heard anything that would be another segment of
people don't always get our humor.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, that's called people don't think we're funny.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
The truckers get you, man though, they think you're funny. Dude.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah that's me thinking I got a good joke and
me throwing it out there, not knowing people very well. Yeah,
so it's gonna be awkward if I see that guy
walking down the street. Yeah, oh wait, Australian in USA
water polo. What's the score.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I don't know. We gotta dip though.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh wait, there is a shootout. We're in a shootout.
Oh my god, Oh my god, this is chy.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
This has we cross town. Not all the seats are filled.
See this makes sense. People weren't able to make it
to this from the synchronized swimming.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Dude, I was watching one. I think it was last night.
The guy scored with two seconds to go to win
the game and two seconds to go in water Polo
USA basketball. No, I don't know how you stop one
of these, Like, there's no chance. I mean, if you
hit it to the side of the net, there's no way.
You just guess, just dive one way. Man, It's just
(43:27):
like craps. Dude, you go seven first or seven secondarily.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
He's going right. If he's a right, he's going right.
Oh we got it, dude, I told you he's going right.
He went left to the right of the net. Oh,
you're saying if you're the goalie, Okay, I see what
you're saying. He's confused. What's up, bro? Where'd the ball
go right behind you into the net? Bro?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh he did the look to the right, throw it
to the left. I mean that was a good Okay,
naymar if we block one, I'll be shocked. The only
way you stop it as if he if he misses it,
jump all right, Hey, have a great Wednesday, don't forget.
And I got a doublehead of night soccer. See out there.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Not in lazy ways, guys got other crap.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
But yes, make sure Oh he missed it?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Or do you make it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
He made it? Damn it? All right, make sure you
go to the Facebook page, Instagram, Twitter if you want
to get in the fantasy football league deadline Sunday, five
pm Central.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
We out best fantasy football league around. Are you gonna
be one of the people that pull You're gonna pull up?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Dude? Dude, skipping it off the water is so legit.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
All right, gotta gotta go.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh we made it.
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