August 30, 2024 • 50 mins
In this episode we talk about hitting for $96,000 on a slot machine and we will tell you how it went down! Also Lunchbox thinks Baby Box 2 might be a Super Hero after he used some Super Hero type skills to bust Lunchbox doing something without him. Plus Ray relives the nightmares he had of going grocery shopping as a kid.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, whoa, whoa? Was that loud?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Someone was using your headphones to bones? Oh damn, Yeah
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah that was loud.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah all right, yeah it's still loud. Well turn it up,
I mean turn it down opposite of that. Yeah, that's
where I met.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What's on the agenda for today? I'm curious, dude, you
ever just sit down at dinner with your wife and
you wonder what are we going to talk about? Or
does it always just end up happening.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's a great question because I think about that too,
like when are you going to run out of things
to talk about? Because I see like older people walking
through the neighborhood and they go on a walk together, and
I'm like, how do you have something to talk about
when you just woke up? Like what can be on
your mind in the thirty seconds that it took you
to get dressed and go on walk to walk the dog?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, coffee helps with that. Usually you have about one
hundred thoughts with the coffee. I get it with the
old people. They don't have jobs, they're not doing a lot,
maybe they're watching TV shows they can talk about. They
have family issues. I hear you on that one but
me and bezer Dude, for whatever reason, when we sit
down at dinner table, we always got something to bitch about. Oh,
I mean talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I have something to talk about. I have something to
bitch about. And here's the thing, my wife and I
we don't ever talk to each other. What the because
the kids don't allow you to talk to each other. Literally,
it is just, oh my god. We started talking. They
Oh I got a question mom, mom, mom, dad, dad,
mam dad. Look at this, watch this, look at this.
(01:39):
Lock that I'm talking to your mom for a second.
Can you wait? Okay, So what I was saying is
we went outside.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What that better?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But see, you don't have any control. I remember my
parents distinctly. They would talk and we would just sit
there and listen to them. We weren't allowed to talk.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well that's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So you just hear an adult conversation for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, we didn't have We didn't have sit down
dinners when I was a kid. I mean we probably
quit having sit down dinners when I was in like
fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Bro, we had sit down dinners every night of the
week for eighteen years. Do the math on that. Three
hundred and sixty five times eighteen.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
A lot three. I mean it's like eighteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's a lot. But you didn't have like baseball games
or practice, or we did.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We were in every sport, but I believe we would
always sometimes it was split practice.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
They would make us go to practice at three and
we're done at five, and then you have dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But I'm talking little league practice, like I'm talking fifth grade.
When you have a soccer practice on Tuesday night, you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Don't get it. We would still come home. You're not
staying at practice past midnight. We would still come home
and have dinner before bed as a family.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, See here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
There was never a meal. I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes, it was a game in another city. Sometimes we
grab subway with my dad very rarely, but there was
never a meal where we didn't all.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sit down at the table together.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Because you have to think, my brother was playing baseball,
my sister was playing softball. I was playing baseball. The day.
You had the early game, which was like five thirty,
and then the late game was like at seven point fifteen,
and so it's over, is that right? There's still I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There's away.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And so what I'm saying, we wants to eat together,
you'll eat together.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So let's say I have the five thirty game and
then my brother has the seven to fifteen game or
seven thirty game. You're not home till ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Now that's when you're eating there ain't no no.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
My mom would quick put something together, get us a
meal before we went to bed.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, that was when you ate freedo pie at the
ballpark and you know, your sister ate a slice of pizza,
your brother ate a hamburger, you had a you know,
a fruit by the foot. You know, there was no eating.
We ate at the ballpark or we picked up to
be afterwards. That was it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So I challenge you to have a sit down meal
every night with your kids.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Impossible, It's impossible. We try to, like sometimes like we
go to the pool, so it is a sit down
meal considered. If we bring dinner to the pool and
we sit at the pool and eat, or is that
had to be at the kitchen table at your house?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It must be every activity my parents planned it always
ended before dinner, or dinner got pushed back a little bit.
Never were we on the road where we would just
eat a meal in our laps. We would always get
back to the table and eat dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You never just handed out the burgers in the car.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I mean, dude, I went to small town, so it's
not like there's a concession standard gaining freedo pies and shit.
So I'm not exaggerating here and just being dramatic. We
always ate dinner, so there was always.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Did you guys have fast food restaurants in your towel?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So that's another reason. So I dude, I didn't have
Chocolate Bell until I went to college. My buddies told
me about these chicken qes of dias. I've had about
a million since I first had one, but I've never
had one until I was nineteen.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's mind blown, dude.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
When I was nineteen and that chickencase of dia from
Taco Bell touched my mouth, It's the greatest tasting thing
I've ever had in my life. And my buddy in
college goes, dude, it's even better at two am, and
he was right.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They're amazing. Fourth meal baby, I.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Do whenever we go on road trips, like when we
drove back to Texas and like for Christmas or whatever,
and you drive through these small towns. I do think
about it. I'm like, these people, if they're gonna eat dinner,
have to cook every single night. There is no Hey,
I'm just gonna run and get some McDonald's. Oh man,
I don't feel like cooking the night. I'm just gonna
(05:43):
order some Chinese food from down the street. None of that.
It is impossible to do and it just blows my
mind how they survive.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Can you imagine going to the grocery store. Dude, it
was a nightmare as a kid. We do need to
start the show. I regress, But when my mom would say, hey,
we gotta go to growl Oh no, damn it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Fuck.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It was a three hour process. We got groceries for
the month. Can you imagine they planned ahead. That's how
we were able to budget.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How was there? Was there a grocery store in your town?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, but we had to drive to the town. We
were outside of the miniature town. God, drive into the
miniature town and dude, it was four hours worth at
the grocery store. The car is so stuff with shit,
it took an hour to unload it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dude. It was a whole Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
We would start grocery shopping at twelve thirty for a
family of five and animals, foster kids and foreign exchange students,
which started twelve thirty after church, and we wouldn't get
done until two thirty.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean we were gone forever if we had to
get groceries. So then we get home.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
My dad freaking three hundred pounds six six, dude, he's starving.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He's like, I'm so longry. He'd be like keeled over
and be like, I'm darling, I need some food, Vickie.
What you do to eat? It was never a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Should say well, I can only cook chicken and potatoes
as fast as the grill and the oven will let me.
And so she'd hook cook in as fast she could
in thirty minutes, and then he would wait till three
to eat and.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Be like, oh, the stomach's killing me. Oh, Vinky, can
I have a snack? No, damn it, I'm cooking chicken
and potatoes.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You would know he would have potato chips, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Then she'd be like, well, you're ruining your appetite. No,
I need this, I'm so hungry, Vicky, dude. He'd be starved.
He'd eat a whole bag of potato chips and still
eat dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like Vicky, Vicky, I'm not feeling you good. Maybe it's
a whole bag of potato chips. You ain't, no, VICKI
it's because it's because I'm wilting away here. I'm Vicky.
Is that potato ready?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
My dad waiting for lunch. He would be so hungry.
Imagine that filling that big of a body. He'd get
a whole loaf of bread and he'd just butter the
bread and hid rifle through half of a loaf of
bread for lunch.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't see.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
See.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was unbelievable to see.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I think about it now and I think, man, how
did my parents keep enough food in the house for
three teenage kids? Unbelievable because I look at it now
with my I have three boys, they're six, four and two,
and I am already like, holy hell, they eat a ton.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Our parents generation planned a headway more than we do.
We planned vacation. Hell yeah, baby to Tijuana Taco Comand
you know what I'm saying. But we don't plan food,
We don't budget our money, we don't know how to
do because you had to budget back in the day,
or a check would bounce.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, now whatever, it can do whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You've got a month to make it up. Yeah, or
you can oh wait, you can't pay this month. That's
so I just kick it down the road. Kick it
down the road, pay a little interest on.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
With them with credit with checks, you had to budget.
Now we don't have to budget anything. You're like, oh shit,
we run out of money.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh, that's so I just put it on the credit card.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Probably because we don't budget. That's probably how that happened.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's like the other night my wife made a point
pork tenderloin, you just, oh my god, Ude, can't tell
that we're hungry at all. Dude, I'm gonna tell you
what if you have pork tenderloin is fantastic?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Is it a little bit furrier than a normal steak?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know if it's furry at all. I have
never I'll be honest, I've never tasted the fur on
the sucker. There's never been.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Fur on it. Is she making it on the grill?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, she just sticks it in the oven. You can
do that too, and that's fine. But she got one
pork tenderloin. She made some mash or she made potatoes
and carrots, and I'm like, all right, I can't wait
to eat. Here we go, we sit down. Well, I'll
be damned if the three kids didn't eat ninety five
percent of that whole pork tenderloin. And they ate all
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the potatoes and all the carrots. You gotta get a
big piece. There was two pieces of pork tenderlo left
that were the size of about a quarter each. So
I was about to get fifty cents worth of port tenderloin.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I'm just like you Finn to go to Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I literally sit there and go, how the hell are
we gonna feed these kids when they get older, like
when they're teenagers. We just kicked it, cooked an entire
port tenderloin, and they ate the damn thing. I didn't
even get to eat.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, what did you do for dinner is a bigger question.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So then I went online and I said, man, what,
oh my god, what's close? Okay, let me order some
sesame chicken.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You had to order a side dish.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I had to order a dish from the Chinese food
place down the street. So putting the kids to bed.
My wife is reading stories. I go pick up the
Chinese food and we're gonna eat after they go to bed,
and they say night night, read stories and I'm like,
all right.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Need you put them to bed? I got you some
dessert too.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I went down, I read stories with them and everything
and said good night, and I was like, I'm going
have to eat. Sit down. I start eating, start eating.
Fifty Teen minutes later, I hear dada, dada, are you eating?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm like, what they can smell that sesame chicken?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Can you come down here for a minute. I'm like,
all right, which quarter? And we're in the back half
of the house.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Did you already try the butler?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Where's the night nurse?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Do we say that as a joke.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
More of these country artists keep coming out and saying, oh,
we got a night nurse of course.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Or a night nanny, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
You got kid.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So I go down there. I go to the room
and he's like. My two year old's like, dad, will
you put my my blanket? My blanket? I put my
blanket on. Then the four year old's like, Dad, can
I get another hug?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Dad's been eating sesame chicken. I might be sweating a little.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And I get him hug and goes, what are you eating?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I said, what do you mean what am I eating?
He goes, are you eating the red chickens?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Dad got busted.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm like, well, no, no, no, how did you know that?
He goes, I can smell it on your breath. But
that's the thing, this is what blew my mind. He
had no idea I ordered it. So the dude, he's
four years old and he distinctly knows what the sesame
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chicken smells like.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, and he's hungry again. He wants fourth meal as
a four year old.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I couldn't. I was blown away by.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The fact, well, I wasn't eating that night, son. No.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I was blown away by the fact that, a you're
trying to hide alcohol, they ate, They ate all that
pork tenderloin. Then he goes and blows my mind again
that I didn't even tell him I was ordering from
that restaurant, didn't say anything about getting food. He knew
the distinct smell of the sesame chicken that we have
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maybe once a month. How in the hell is he
that sophisticated with his nose.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
And also the budgeting with food and planning had is
impossib Well, when we go back for family gatherings, dude,
there's never enough food. We're hitting up Taco Bell and
BK at ten pm. So what you did is normal.
It's tough to gauge food.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because one time we'll cook you know, something, and they'll
eat nothing, so then you have plenty the next time
you cook it. It's their favorite damn meal in the world.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's like, dude, I for whatever reason, just remembered it
going home and oh, why did it take you guys
so long to get to the park. Well, because we
just went to Taco Bell. You didn't make enough food.
We're putting the drive through for the past thirty minutes, Carfee.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
We didn't want to eat in front of you guys
because you know you already made that meal. But I mean,
I gotta be honest, I wasn't full, so you know,
they just added like we were full, and then we
were oh, we'll meet you at the park. We stopped
and got something. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but
it's probably a good time to start the show.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Do it live. Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
The one two three, So loser, What.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's says and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. Basers, who's
a Broadway girl. We now live in the country two
point two acres. I have been informed white picket fence.
I'll I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two
twenty three kids in a clinic at Vanderbilt. And that's
about it. There's tractors right now. There's a lot of plows,
a lot of dozers, if that's how you pronounce it.
They're working the property and the crops man. It must
(14:25):
be harvest and sizzled over to you.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Uh yeah, Now that we started the show, we should
probably take a break and we're gonna come back and
we'll figure something out to talk about. I don't know
what we're gonna talk about, but we'll be right back. Yeah, Ray,
I had a thought that just popped in my head. Ray,
we're like, what seven days away, six days away? Whatever?
Next Thursday is it so this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
(14:50):
Is it six days? Yeah? Whatever, NFL season. If you
had to bet NFL sez no, no, if you off
the top of your head, if you could guarantee wins,
no no, No, you had to bet your Titans. Like, if
you lose this bet, you're homeless. Is there one bet
(15:13):
you could think? Like, okay, that is the probably the
safest bet I could make.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
There is no guarantee. I'm not playing this game, coach.
I used to have a gambling problem.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Because I thought about it, and I think if the
safest bet, like the most like okay, the least risk,
there's still risk because there's millions of players. Injuries happen.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
All right, what does it have to be even money bets?
Or what are you talking about? I don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
All right, biggest lock in the entire world of Texans
to win the division. It was plus one to ten.
Now it's even money.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I love that you say that, Thank you. I love
that you say that because I feel like this is
the year that Texans don't win the division.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
They got everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
They got everybody, but their schedule gets harder. Last year
they were a last place team playing a last place schedule.
Now they play first play schedule, so their team, the
games they are playing are a lot harder and they're
not sneaking up on anybody. Everybody has the Texans, like, damn,
that's a good team. Got them circled. Used to when
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you played the Texans, you're like, oh man, we can
go out and party and we can still beat their ass.
And it's not the same thing. This year.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
They were missing pieces last year. They got them back.
They're gonna even better that Dell kid.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I mean, they got the Colts, the Bears, the Vikings.
That's a win. Jack. Are they gonna play the Bills? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
They got two easy wins again they got.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
They got a win against the Patriots. That's an easy win.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You've named about eight wins right now. You need to more.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They got to play the Jets, They got to play
the Lions. Damn they got they got to play the Chiefs,
the Dolphins, the Ravens. Dude, they are in for it.
Their schedule is harder than you think. I I think
they're a team that I pick, I say is one
that drops this. They have the regression. They can regress
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and still make the playoffs. You said win the division, correct,
I did? You said, that's the easiest lock.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Jaggs ain't going to be better than them, Titans ain't
gonna better than them. The Colts are the one possibility
with that Quincy Jones kid what's his name?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Anthony Richardson? That one, here's my if I had to
just I mean, I don't even know what the odds are,
but the safest bet to me, well, I mean a
would be the Chiefs winning their division. Is one of them.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's under though, it's like minus two fifty, right, would.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Be Patrick Mahmes winning VP. That is this what I
feel like, is such a safe bet.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
There's ten guys that can win it, but he.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Is the most He's the safest pick of all of them.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I would say right now, the safest bet is your boy,
Kayla Williams winning Rookie of the Year. The only person
that can upset him is the boy in Commanderville in
our nation's capital. See Julius Randall what's his name?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Shade?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
And Daniel that one, No, that's the he's the one
that's creed. They said his odds have changed the most
out of any Rookie of the Year. He was at
three hundred and eight thirty eight times your money.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Dude. Now he's at eighteen times your money.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
He dropped eighteen hundred plus eighteen hundred, whereas Caleb's like
plus one sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I just feel like with Patrick Mahomes, you know what
you have.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
There's so many different guys that can get MVP. Though
you got CJ. Stroud, you got Aaron Rodgers. Any quarterback
of any team, there's thirty two of them.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Dude, you just said something that made me think, why
not take a flyer on Aaron Rodgers? Because if the
Jets are good, he's gonna get so much love and
he is gonna get so much praise. I don't on
my phone and he's in the spotlight. They want the
Jets to be good. What a story. He blows his achilles,
(18:49):
he comes back, he wins the MVP. That would maybe
even though I hate the guy Aaron Rodgers' MVP odds.
Let me let me just google.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well, I can pull it up, but in the process,
at the risk of I'll probably close out our entire
audio file and we'll lose all of it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So let's not do that for.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That reason, I'm not gonna pull it up.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He's the sixth according he's plus seventy five hundred. Yeah,
that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Seven times your money. But dude, there's so many guys
that can win that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Kidd me.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I'd rather do a team. Last team to be undefeated.
It's either gonna be the Niners of the Lions.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean, I don't ever look at enough schedules. I
would have to look at that.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But last year was the Ravens and I predicted that.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So it was the Ravens.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, hang up with they tied with the Niners, but
still say you still won the bet.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Hang up and listen, you.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Want half the bet?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
No, you still want it. Some of these sites are
pretty generous. Yeah, there's some of them. If you pick
a golfer and he ties with the other guy, they'll
give you a.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well that's because you can bet including ties.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
But there isn't that one.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
It's called a dead heat, right, and you don't get
the full bet, don't you do.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I've done the math.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
There's one where you can pick if the if an
Australian wins a tournament or a Dane. The one I
did was a Dane will win it. And the guy's
a Dane.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't really know, but it was only two guys
and they tied and it gave me as a win.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So there's they're being a little generous at times.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I do like sometimes like if someone gets hurt, they
give you your money back, Like that's a pretty cool list.
Oh here, here's it. Because they know you're gonna come
and gamble it anyway. They know you're gonna give it
back right away anyway.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
And it should be, which is why you're getting all
those great deals. Here's one thousand dollars if you deposit
ten dollars. They're trying to get us attracted to their site,
so they should be doing stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh here, bet five dollars, get one hundred and fifty,
you know, like bonus credits. But my brother Batter's Box
he is. He has texted me numerous times in the
past week and a half and says, will you please
tell Ray to stop with the Niners love? It is
not good When I tune into the podcast. I listened
to every podcast. I finally am called up and to
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hear him giving the Niners so much love is driving
me nuts. Tell him stop don't pick him to win
the Super Bowl, don't pick them to win the NFC,
don't pick them to win their division. And for the
love of God, quit saying they're going to be the
last undefeated team.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I have not touched them at Super Bowl. I believe.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
If I've spread anything out, it's AFC teams. I've done
little Chiefs. I've picked it to be Chiefs lines in
the finals, no winner. But I have done niners, last undefeated.
I spread out my parlays. Let's go fire them away. Man,
maybe you win half a million. So I've done that.
And then I've also done where the McCaffrey's a leading
rusher four times your money?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Speaking of winning half a million, pitts.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
His sister, dude. And second of all, where's this sister? Ben?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I've never heard him talk about her? And he goes, hey, brother,
she almost won money. Well, brother, I didn't even know
you had a sister. What she almost won that much?
What a casino in my backyard?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
What? No?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You know those billboards that we see on the highway.
We talked about, Damn run, She's about to be on
a billboard.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Damn run.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
She went up there, sat down at a twenty five
cent slot machine. Damn right at the mint, Damn right,
first spin about to pull up. First spin one hundred dollars.
Second spin won seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm stopping at that, and I'm bailing.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Third spin, Ray, she won ninety six thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Take that back.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm actually staying for the third. Then I'm leaving after
that one.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Ninety six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
That will be the biggest hit of your entire life.
Never gamble again.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You want no, There's nowhere but to go down from there.
I've read so.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Many studies on guys that do slots to see if
they can win money by playing it a lot, you know,
and seeing at the bonuses they can get at casinos.
And the guy did his Excel spreadsheet, and I mean,
the most he really ever won was right about that
six figures. Low six figures. That's it, and that that
is the max you're winning at a slot. There's one
in a billion that win those seven millions. What she
(23:05):
did is the max that you can do.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Get out. She was doing.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Max bet so he was like twenty dollars a spend.
It's like twenty five cents. But then it's like, I
don't know how you do understand it?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Damn it because you taught my wife it and now
she loses one hundred dollars in two seconds. And I'm like,
what happened to the girl you used to bet five
cents and spend the wheel for five hours? Oh, lunch
taught you the new way to gamble one hundred dollars
at a time. No, I know you taught her something
real bad, dude. And she gets in a casino and
it either goes hot or cold and we're trying to
look for the fountains or the flamingos, one of the
two because we're out of money.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No I did, I did?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I did?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I did? I did? I did have to teach her
how to do max bet, because if you're gonna win
that big.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Jackpot, you'll never get it by doing the small if
you do.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
If you don't do max bet, you're not eligible for
that huge jackpot.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And therein lies the good advice.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
But that being said, I did play Buffalo. The first
time I ever played Buffalo, I didn't know how Buffalo worked,
and I always heard did you guys talk about it?
I didn't realize you guys weren't doing max bet and
I put in one hundred dollars and I literally got
two spins and didn't win. I was like, well, this
buffalo game is absolutely stupid. But then I realized it
was because I was playing a dollar and I was
(24:13):
doing max bet. So there's fifty There's so many damn
lines on the buffalo that was charging me fifty dollars
a spin or something like that. Outrageous. But anyway, she
texted Pitts a picture and he's like, oh, cool, You're
at the casino and she goes, did you look at
the picture. He goes, yeah, I saw it. You're at
the slot machine. She goes, did you see the number
(24:34):
on the slot machine. He goes, oh, the jackpot right
now is ninety six thousand. She goes read the words
above it, and he goes and pay it says, oh,
wait for intendent, you won ninety six thousand dollars. And
brother was like, oh my god, Oh my god, you
(24:54):
won ninety six thousand dollars on a corner slot machine.
I mean, She's like, yeah, line and leave the job.
And she was like, he goes, I think I'd go
home for the night. She goes, yeah, this was my
third spin, and I'm already gonna head home. And she
sat there and they came and wrote her a check
for sixty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Ooh ooh tax taxes.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes. Can you imagine walking in there with one hundred
dollars bill and walking out of there with a sixty
four thousand dollars check.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Props.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Hey must be nice. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back back. Tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, that was a good break.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
No, no, tell me about it. Yeah, tell me what
was it? It's called? Is it called air up there?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Steve air McNair Maybe air up there?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's all it's called, is Steve air McNair.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
So that's why I started nicknaming my cat air mcfluff,
is why I started calling her what a legend?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Didn't know he went to Alcorn State.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Wow, there was a little bit on the murder, but
it kind of talked more about him. The Titans. The
first year they came here, they went to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
That's wild.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
The documentary made it seem they went undefeated at home,
ran through the playoffs, had the music Did you know
the music city miracle was the same year they went.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
To the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
And did you know they never went to the Super
Bowl ever again after that? They they even went to
conference championships games.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I do remember that. I knew that they came up
a yard short. They ran the crossing route, the guy
dove at the end zone and he didn't get in.
But they didn't really talk about the murder. I thought
the whole documentary was going to be about the murder.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I kind of learned more about the NFL. It was great,
It was good. Dude, Jeff Fisher, Dude, he looks like
he's got a spot in West Tennessee. Man lives on
a lake, beautiful cabin. He don't come out ever. Really, Yeah,
and I guess there was some when he bent down
to Steve McNair, they had a special moment and he
never told anybody what he said. In the documentary, he
(27:01):
tells you what he said. Whoa never before been released.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
So when he'd been down, when McNair's on the sideline
on his knee, yep, and he'd been down and said something,
he reveals what he said.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He said, No, don't.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Tell us, you gotta watch the documentary, and so they
they showed pictures and stuff for the actual murder, they
never showed they showed a side of him, never his face.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You can't ever see that. I would hope not, I know.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
But they showed his side bent over, and there was footage,
and they tried to get away with They would do
a video of Broadway now and I know all the skyscrapers,
and they'd make it in black and white and act
like it was back in that day.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Good try Netflix.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But when I see the Four Seasons, I know that
was after twenty twenty two, when they knocked down my
penhouse Andy.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
When I see Garth Brooks's bar uh friends in low places,
I know that's not from back then.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's quick though, fifty eight minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
You're in and out, but females not necessarily a second oriented.
But if you're not into NFL, don't avoid it because
there is a decent amount of stuff from that where
you really do learn. Oh all that was connected. Wow,
had no idea they started that successful when they came
to Nashville, and.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Ah, dude, they showed the Nashville people and first of all,
they painted our town as if we were a mid
I'm not midwestern town that didn't have cable, television or internet.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh, they make it sound like the Sticks.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
They came to a town that really didn't have television
or cable, and they go dude, and they showed the
fans the fans really didn't know what they were getting, dude.
The fans had watched NFL before they go football.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They show these random rednecks in Tennessee that it apparently
had never watched football before.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Now, I do believe you have to tell me. I
had to look it up. When they moved here. Nashville
had to be pretty damn small.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So it was when I was in high school. It
was right around the It was right when the Y
two K two thousand. That's when the Music City Miracle was.
Right when I moved to Michigan.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It was nineteen ninety seven. Nineteen Eulers relocated to Nashville, Tennessee.
But I don't think they have the Liberty Bowl Stadium
in Memphis.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
There you go, I'm talking the actual stadium in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Wow. The team moved to Nashville, Tennessee's Vanderbilt Stadium in
nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
See, I didn't show that they made it seem like
it was the first year. It was the first year
they were in Nashville, is when it happened.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, it was the first year they were in that
stadium that it happened because they played at Vanderbilt Stadium
in ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Okay, so that they never showed Vanderbilt Stadium. That's a
hell of a job by the documentary. I thought it
was just a flash in the pan Miracle Year, Music City, Miracle,
super Bowl all when they first came to town. No, no, no, no,
they went to crappy ass stadiums before that, and then
was all the glitz and the glamour.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I am that is so funny they played at Vanderbilt,
That small of a stadium could hold an NFL team.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh and they uh Baser got emotional. Really yeah, because
she brought up a great point. What when they bring
up this new, multi billion dollar stadium, they're just gonna
knock down history. That was the stadium that Air McNair built.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, but that's what they do. They just knocked down
these stadiums. Now, there's no preserving them. There's no like, oh,
this is a historic stadium, let's keep it. I mean
they knocked down Old Yankee Stadium. You gotta do it.
What are you gonna do? Just leave it sitting there
like the astrodome? Why do they still have the astrodome
just sitting there? They do, it's just sitting there, damn it.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Told Baser got knocked down because they showed it in
the documentary.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
They showed an astrodome. Oh, because they left there.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
In nineteen ninety eight, Nashville's population seven hundred and fifteen
thousand people.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
How did we get an NFL team.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
That's what I'm saying. How do they get an NFL
team with that? So maybe these people really hadn't seen football.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Okay, but they're showing redneck stuff and cowboy hats and
they had their lassos and stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, let's just see what this team's all about.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
What they on?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Anyway? What do they do?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They take a ball and what's the ball look like?
Oh wait, it's like a like a a spear. And
they do what They throw it in the air and
they they run into each other and they are they
growl and they grab each other. I don't know, that
doesn't sound like something I want to watch, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I don't know that they've made some liberties. Dude, Guys,
you got the Rednecks at least got a transistor radio.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
They'd heard an NFL game on CBS before.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Uh was gonna tell you. I got to say, big brother,
this is like my fourth season. The dude playing might
be the best dude I've ever played, ever played the game.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, he's gonna go down as legendary the past let's
say seven seasons. They got off as, Oh, I'm gonna
play the game so hard that I'm not gonna play
the game. I'm not gonna make any moves. You just
hope to float. This dude doesn't give it f and
because of that, he's gonna be legend.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I am legend.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I mean he is. I am legend right now, Like
I am already like this dude is the best player
I've ever seen play. I'm like, granted, I have not
seen very many seasons. Dude is the greatest. He is
so fun to watch. It's must see TV. It's a
I think he was one of because they do recruits.
I think he was one of the recruits.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
No, he's a random wild card dude. They just founded
a thing and said this guy's batshit crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, no, no, they found him on Instagram and hit
him up and said, hey, you need to come on
big brother. There's no way he went to an open
casting call.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Usually it's the hotties that they hit up and say, hey,
you want to be on a show, and they go
in there on the live feeds and they.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Go, what's this show up out? I don't know, I've
never really seen it.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's hilarious cause you're like, what the fuck? How did
these people get on the casting calls? And it makes
sense they know people on the inside. We need a
girl that's attractive, blonde, Triple d's non hangars, breast surgery,
come on in.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
There are some on there that I'm like, there's they
have no idea what they're doing. They're definitely recruiting.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
They don't even know the game, Like they've worked away
from that, because there was a season it was all
model dudes and model chicks right around season eight, and
it was I mean, well there were some game players.
I guess a little bit later than that, you get
these people that are just hot and they don't play
that they're not that they realized they lost the audience
when people weren't game players. So this year, dude, I
feel like they went balls to the wall. That's why
(33:28):
every person in there. Oh, I'm such a game player.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh, I know this game so well.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
You almost had to prove that you can tell in
the audition, and they feel like they're still auditioning.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You're not. You're on the show. Now is the time
for strategy?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh yeah, I mean, I just I mean, I know
what I'm doing. I'm just laying low and you know
what I mean, they just behind the scenes. I'm working it. Uh,
but I don't want to put a target on my back.
I don't want blood on my hands. Oh I'm gonna
do this. I'm gonna lay low. Okay, cool, But dude's great.
He won't win the game, sadly. No, No, he won't win.
There's no chance.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
But it's great TV.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Fantastic. Now we got an email from Joshua Lerma, audio
sounds better ray, especially in my vehicle. Love you lunch,
thanks man.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, I could corroborate that because in my vehicle I
used to not have a radio. So I started putting it.
I got the subwolfs, I got the tweeter, I got
in the back the old speaker dub and I could
tell the audio was having a little bit of a
difference when I was doing that stuff to it, so uh,
trial and error, but also hearing it for myself A
god bless guys.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Here's another one worst episode ever. I'm not part of
Fantasy football, and listen to the whole pod. Please send
swag to make up for my pain steal.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
See that was always my argument. But then I had
a moment with Bazer where I busted her again listening
to the podcast, and she said, I was just trying
to see if I made it on the Fantasy football
so it was pulling people's interests at the same time.
So it's you know, a half dozen of another, one
of another, and three quarters of a third, twelve a
(35:06):
one half baker's dozen of one, twelve of another coachers.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
So Sisson staying back and boost an audio makes the
pod loud enough to hear in the tractor. Without his
hard work and dedication to the pod, I wouldn't be
able to listen while working the crops.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Turn the tractor off.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Keep up the good work, short king. That's from Soodak farmer, Dude.
I was in the middle of the road the other day.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
And I pulled you doing in the middle of road,
dude driving. But then I stopped. In the country, it's beautiful.
All you can do this stopped, grabbed a picture of
a tractor in a field, and I said, perfect, that's
the image I'm looking for. Again, I try to paint
a picture of the country. So I actually do see
the crops, coachure.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I thought that was out your freaking door. I thought
you were sitting in your porch and you took a picture.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, I try to paint a picture, Coach. So I
actually saw the tractor in the field and said, I
gotta put this on the page. But I mean there
was no traffic coming for so I just sat in
the middle of the road, you know, documenting it a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Here we go, bro, Google says, lunchboxes and net Worth
is ten point five MILLI and y'all pay Arnold a
yearly intern salary. That low justice for Arnold. Aggie's over
under over six wins this year. I have low hopes
for my boys. I'm sad. Mike grab a four loco.
That's all bless cat Dick, No cat Dick. You can't
(36:27):
get a four loco, dude, he went to rehab.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Hopefully, Uh cat dick, it's one of the uh mocktail
four locos. I didn't even know they still had those.
Those things were massive in college. Died off a little bit,
and you'll sometimes randomly see a bum drinking it, and
I wonder where they get it. I never see him
at the gas stations, or I guess I'm not looking
in the right places.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I don't ever stand dude.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I'm telling you, the people always wonder.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Do you guys have Do you guys have the homeless
in the country?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
No one, because guess what, the only thing in the
country is hard work tractors. They don't want any part
of that. They want fast money and drugs, and you
ain't gonna find that in the country. And people always wonder,
how do I have such an obsession you could call it,
or a connection with the homeless?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Every morning when I go to the gym, I'm seeing
at the gas station, I'm hit up by one guy, Hey, brother,
you got a dollar? No man, I'm heading to work.
Another lady. Dude, she's sitting like a flamingo in the
middle of the road, and I said, Oh my gosh,
it's a drunk woman. Get up closer, it's a drugged woman.
She was messed up, so I'd go in the other lane,
or I would have hit and killed her. Oh yeah,
(37:32):
but that's what the drugs will do. It's where you
lean over, you're flamingoing. And then she didn't know she
was not even close to the sidewalk. And so then,
you know, I get hit up by one guy, and
then I get in the store and I guess it.
I guess they don't really have a way of preventing it.
But now the homeless are going into the gas station,
you know. So I'm like getting a drink. Hey, brother,
(37:52):
you grabbed me one of those two? Oh yeah, yeah,
you mind paying for it? He got me on that
one cause you're already getting one, and you go, oh yeah, man,
I'm already got it open.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Why not here you go?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Man?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh no, brother, could you pay for that for me?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Nah? No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I could if I knew that you were gonna probably
do some drugs. And then that was a chaser, you know,
one of those.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Now did how close did you get to hit them?
The metht up lady, Ray, What was he chasing the
meth with the energy drink?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Methd up lady?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Was there was the bus stop, and so I knew
she wasn't a bus passenger, and I knew it wasn't
a party girl on broadways. I was too far away,
and she's just in the middle of the road, dude.
And obviously there's light. There's good lighting. It's right around
those hotels and areas. So I went into the left lane.
I'm not gonna honk, scare the shit out of her,
give her a heart attack. I didn't know really how
to handle it, because you don't want to go mess
(38:41):
with a flamingo.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That's like when we first moved here, I went and
had drinks at neighbors with some people on my soccer team.
You and I lived together at the time. And I
was driving back to the house and I exited and
I took a ride on a road and there was
a big garbage bag in the middle of the road,
and I'm like, oh, man, there's a garbage bag in
that looks like a person. But cars are just going
(39:05):
around it, and I'm like, now, that has to be
a garbage back. But that looks like it has white
shoes on. That has to be a human. And I'm like, oh, no.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
You stumbled upon a crime.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And so I'm like, I don't know how this body
got here, Like, how did the body get in the
middle of the road. Did someone like shoot them in
the car and then push them out and keep driving?
No idea. So I pull up and I kind of
park my car sideways like they do on TV to
block the lane.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Damn advanced step there.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And I call nine one one and I'm like, oh, yeah,
there is a dead body in the road. There's a
dead body in the road. I don't know how I
got here. I just exited here. It is right here
on Trinity, and they're like, can you go up and
touch it? I said, do what, I'm not an investigator,
and I said, They said, go up there and see
(39:58):
if you can see if they're breathing. I'm like, I'm
not a necessary to a crime. Okay, it's like ten
thirty at night, you know, it's dark, pit's dark. I
start poking, poking, creepy poking, and I'm like, man, it's
a dead body. They're not moving. They're not moving. And
(40:19):
then boom, dude, pops up and I'm like whoa, and
he's like what what And he just sits up and
I'm like how. And he has his Taco bell cup
and it is sitting there and it didn't spill. How
does he pass out in the middle of the road,
fall out of a car whatever, But the Taco Bell
(40:41):
cup stays, no spill it.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That's a scissor up, man, that's liquid gold.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
And I'm like, that is crazy. This dude was near
death until I started poking him. He just went and
got fourth meal and he sits up and I'm like, yo,
all right, dude, and he starts to stand up.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
What part of town am I brother?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
And that's when it happened. The you know, computer cleaner can,
the aerosol can, whatever the heck you call it, Yeah,
goes rolling down the street.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Interesting drug of choice, and I'm like, oh, he was huffing.
He was huffing aerosol cans. Yeah, dude, I didn't even
know that was a thing.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Steve O used to do it.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I know he did that, but it wasn't the aerosol cans.
It was little whippets.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Well yeah, it was like but it went rolling. I
was like, damn, dude. And I was like, hey man,
they're on their way to come check you out. And
he was like, no, no, they ain't checking me out.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
He's like, let's go. Man. He jumps in your car.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh yeah. I'm like, oh no, man, Like come on,
he steals my damn car. Like, oh, this is awkward.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Hey man, you want to run?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
So he walked. He walks about five houses up, crosses
the street, makes his way back, looks, looks, grabs the
can and takes off running. Man. I mean I thought
I found a dead body.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah, of all the different routes that could have gone,
that was the that was eventful. But if it was
a dead body, dude, you got You're part of a
you're a witness. They're taking you in for an interrogation.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Dude, did I tell you about the time. Take a break,
I'll tell you about it. I mean almost dead body
that we found in college. It was like, stand by me,
We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Dude, this is crazy we're talking this much crime. I
just got another email saying crime podcasts are popping off
and apparently people don't care about the crime. They care
about the person killed or the person.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Who did it.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
The victim.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
That's what the email said. Oh, so make sure you
focus on the victim.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Coachers. Hope y'all are doing well. My husband listens to
Soord Losers every time we are in the car big Fan.
In the past, I've tolerated the loud sounds being all
different volume levels, but not anymore. We have a newborn
and he still listens in the car, so the sound
effects need to be fixed. Ray Mundo, get it together,
please for the sake of keeping a sleeping baby asleep
in the car and not being scared by the extremely
(43:08):
loud laugh track and gunshot from a wife and mom
that just needs some quiet. Jennifer R. Jennifer, can you
please email us back and let us know if this
has been corrected because Ray has been working on the
audio and we want to know if baby is sleeping
because you do deserve that. Ray has been working hard.
Here's a sound effect to see if it's better. Try
(43:33):
the laugh track.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Is the baby still sleeping?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
See if this wakes the baby up? Okay, So anyway,
I'm in college down in San Antonio and my roommate
goes out to a movie with his girlfriend and me
and my other roommate sitting on the couch, just chilling,
(44:00):
and all of a sudden, she comes running into the apartment.
She's like, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. A CoP's
been shot. A CoP's been shot. A CoP's been shot
to you guys, yeah, and we're like, what, well, this
just escalated, and she was like, we were driving through
the apartment complex coming back and we saw a guy
laying over the curb and we maybe we should do
(44:21):
printal discretion advice right here. And we called nine to
one one that we need to flip him over because
he's drowning in his own blood, thin blue line.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
That son of a bitch, you grab your gun.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
No, we just run down there. And then you run
down there with no weapons. Well, my roommate's down there
with the cop. And we get down there and we're
on the he's on the phone in nine one one
and they're telling us how to like put your hands
here to flip them over.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I brought my dick to a gunfight, and how can
I help?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
We go to flip him over, and that's when all
the cops showed up. No, no, no, not whoop up.
I've never seen such chaos in my life and them
questioning us, did you see anything? Did you see anything?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Did you see anything? No?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
No, no, god damn, what did you say? You were
doing watching TV with your bro?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I was like. My roommate was just like, we found
you have any.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Chicks with you?
Speaker 4 (45:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Officer, no, no, what were you guys doing watching TV
at eleven pm? We just two guys on a couch.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah. So what had happened is the cop was just
kind of patrolling and there was some guy acting suspicious
and he said, hey, man, can I see your ID?
And the guy took off, so he was chasing him
through the apartment complex. They got in a tussle, the
guy got the cops gun from him and shot the
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cop with his own gun.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, I have never seen a scene of angry people
like that in my life. I mean, the one woman
was falling like I was just we just were having dinner.
We were just having dinner, and they were just oh,
it was cure chaos around that apartment complex, dude.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
But you did a good job rushing out there.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
It was man, it was rough, but that cop did die.
And then they finally caught the guy and then he
told him he was like, man, I didn't want to
go back to jail. I guess he had a warrant.
He was just going to go back to jail for
like six months. And he told the cops, man, I
didn't want to dine. If you were there, I to
shot you too. You heard him say that, now, he
said it like when they rushed him. This is what
the news said.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You followed it for a little while.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, oh, I followed it. That guy that killed him,
he did. Now he got the chair. Oh, he got
the he got the lethal and jet he gone. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
But if you would have had would you have been
able to help the situation at all?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, because we were gonna flip him over, they wanted
us to make sure we had enough hands on him
to make sure he was thirty just I don't know
precautionary reasons. But I mean, it didn't matter. It didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
That is a story, man.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
It's a rough one. Man, it's a rough one. Yeah.
All right, yeah, we gotta go, Yeah, we gotta go.
You guys have a good weekend, all right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
A lot of college football, man, you can do a
one game parlay, same game parlay, Oh you can.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're gonna bet Who's
I mean Georgia tech yay.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh no, that's a different one, right, this is this
next week. Never mind about the same game parlay. You
guys can actually go.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Crazy. I mean Georgia to kill Clemson obviously, Uh, Texas
the beat Colorado State.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Watch for the Valls to murder. Actually terrible choice of words. Yeah,
mercer or Kent State, West.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Virginia and Penn State. It looks like good luck man. Yeah,
all right, wow man, college football's back. How you guys
feel twelve teams are gonna make the playoffs? Is your
team gonna be one of them?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Whoa? We got a TV on a roller?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I think Baser got it on Amazon for forty dollars,
So now I can roll a TV in of the
four up top and four down low of eight games
on in the sportsbook aka my house.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, so thanks Baser.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Ah, all right, well you guys have a great day, coachers.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
What up?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I think, like most men in the podcast as well,
we are struggling for direction a purpose.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
The most of the major sports are on pause at
the moment. No college football is back, But I think
we've got great midweek segment for you. Boys in honor
of Hawk to a girl. How about Wednesday's podcast call?
Who would you rather have spit on it? For example,
Scarlett Johansson or Muffy. See, I'd have to go with
Muffy just to piss off Ray, although Black Widow would
(48:58):
be nice too. No losers in this game, then the
nation could critique your choices on Fridays via email. Think
about it? Boys, definitely a ratings grabber. Joe from Sarasota.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, the Hawk Tua thing, I have a new take
on it. Go ahead, obviously, how dumb is our society?
Second of all, she's funny in southern and Tennessee, and
that's all great and fine, but it just shows how
dumb our society is. I mean, she's thrown out first
pitches at Mets games, the interview cycle. I kind of
(49:32):
get that if it had to do with Hawk Tour
or something. Yeah, but it's so weird. Hey, you said
something funny, Now go on this whole circuit.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Go get thirty thousand dollars in an appearance.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
That's just crazy, right, But I almost feel like society
right now is backtracking. She's a great girl, and she
made a nice little purse bag.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
That's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, she got that bag.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
But I just I feel like even society right now
looking at itself in the mirror, saying, man, what are
we doing guys that people get a degree, go be
a doctor, do this work hard?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
The fame thing.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
It's it's in a weird spot now when I see
her right now, I see a video overs. It's just
we don't know where to put our hands. What are
we doing?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I don't understand it, but hey,
teach their own. If it was me, i'd take advantage
about take that money and run.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
No, it's not about her. She's doing about society. It's
about it's so it's.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Like, if you see on the billboard the Marquee Hock
tool will be at this club tonight, Are you really
going to that club because Hock two is going to
be there.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
No, exactly, but the saying is funny. That'll sell merch.
But I don't know if we really needed to send
her around all the news stations and radio and stuff.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Hey IMO, yeah, all right, have a good weekend, guys,
enjoy college football. Bye sing up.
Yeah, whoa, whoa? Was that loud?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Someone was using your headphones to bones? Oh damn, Yeah
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah that was loud.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah all right, yeah it's still loud. Well turn it up,
I mean turn it down opposite of that. Yeah, that's
where I met.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What's on the agenda for today? I'm curious, dude, you
ever just sit down at dinner with your wife and
you wonder what are we going to talk about? Or
does it always just end up happening.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's a great question because I think about that too,
like when are you going to run out of things
to talk about? Because I see like older people walking
through the neighborhood and they go on a walk together, and
I'm like, how do you have something to talk about
when you just woke up? Like what can be on
your mind in the thirty seconds that it took you
to get dressed and go on walk to walk the dog?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, coffee helps with that. Usually you have about one
hundred thoughts with the coffee. I get it with the
old people. They don't have jobs, they're not doing a lot,
maybe they're watching TV shows they can talk about. They
have family issues. I hear you on that one but
me and bezer Dude, for whatever reason, when we sit
down at dinner table, we always got something to bitch about. Oh,
I mean talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I have something to talk about. I have something to
bitch about. And here's the thing, my wife and I
we don't ever talk to each other. What the because
the kids don't allow you to talk to each other. Literally,
it is just, oh my god. We started talking. They
Oh I got a question mom, mom, mom, dad, dad,
mam dad. Look at this, watch this, look at this.
(01:39):
Lock that I'm talking to your mom for a second.
Can you wait? Okay, So what I was saying is
we went outside.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What that better?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But see, you don't have any control. I remember my
parents distinctly. They would talk and we would just sit
there and listen to them. We weren't allowed to talk.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well that's weird.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So you just hear an adult conversation for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean, we didn't have We didn't have sit down
dinners when I was a kid. I mean we probably
quit having sit down dinners when I was in like
fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Bro, we had sit down dinners every night of the
week for eighteen years. Do the math on that. Three
hundred and sixty five times eighteen.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
A lot three. I mean it's like eighteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's a lot. But you didn't have like baseball games
or practice, or we did.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We were in every sport, but I believe we would
always sometimes it was split practice.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
They would make us go to practice at three and
we're done at five, and then you have dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But I'm talking little league practice, like I'm talking fifth grade.
When you have a soccer practice on Tuesday night, you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Don't get it. We would still come home. You're not
staying at practice past midnight. We would still come home
and have dinner before bed as a family.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, See here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
There was never a meal. I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes, it was a game in another city. Sometimes we
grab subway with my dad very rarely, but there was
never a meal where we didn't all.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sit down at the table together.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Because you have to think, my brother was playing baseball,
my sister was playing softball. I was playing baseball. The day.
You had the early game, which was like five thirty,
and then the late game was like at seven point fifteen,
and so it's over, is that right? There's still I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There's away.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And so what I'm saying, we wants to eat together,
you'll eat together.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So let's say I have the five thirty game and
then my brother has the seven to fifteen game or
seven thirty game. You're not home till ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Now that's when you're eating there ain't no no.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
My mom would quick put something together, get us a
meal before we went to bed.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, that was when you ate freedo pie at the
ballpark and you know, your sister ate a slice of pizza,
your brother ate a hamburger, you had a you know,
a fruit by the foot. You know, there was no eating.
We ate at the ballpark or we picked up to
be afterwards. That was it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
So I challenge you to have a sit down meal
every night with your kids.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Impossible, It's impossible. We try to, like sometimes like we
go to the pool, so it is a sit down
meal considered. If we bring dinner to the pool and
we sit at the pool and eat, or is that
had to be at the kitchen table at your house?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It must be every activity my parents planned it always
ended before dinner, or dinner got pushed back a little bit.
Never were we on the road where we would just
eat a meal in our laps. We would always get
back to the table and eat dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You never just handed out the burgers in the car.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I mean, dude, I went to small town, so it's
not like there's a concession standard gaining freedo pies and shit.
So I'm not exaggerating here and just being dramatic. We
always ate dinner, so there was always.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Did you guys have fast food restaurants in your towel?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So that's another reason. So I dude, I didn't have
Chocolate Bell until I went to college. My buddies told
me about these chicken qes of dias. I've had about
a million since I first had one, but I've never
had one until I was nineteen.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's mind blown, dude.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
When I was nineteen and that chickencase of dia from
Taco Bell touched my mouth, It's the greatest tasting thing
I've ever had in my life. And my buddy in
college goes, dude, it's even better at two am, and
he was right.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They're amazing. Fourth meal baby, I.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Do whenever we go on road trips, like when we
drove back to Texas and like for Christmas or whatever,
and you drive through these small towns. I do think
about it. I'm like, these people, if they're gonna eat dinner,
have to cook every single night. There is no Hey,
I'm just gonna run and get some McDonald's. Oh man,
I don't feel like cooking the night. I'm just gonna
(05:43):
order some Chinese food from down the street. None of that.
It is impossible to do and it just blows my
mind how they survive.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Can you imagine going to the grocery store. Dude, it
was a nightmare as a kid. We do need to
start the show. I regress, But when my mom would say, hey,
we gotta go to growl Oh no, damn it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Fuck.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It was a three hour process. We got groceries for
the month. Can you imagine they planned ahead. That's how
we were able to budget.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
How was there? Was there a grocery store in your town?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, but we had to drive to the town. We
were outside of the miniature town. God, drive into the
miniature town and dude, it was four hours worth at
the grocery store. The car is so stuff with shit,
it took an hour to unload it.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dude. It was a whole Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
We would start grocery shopping at twelve thirty for a
family of five and animals, foster kids and foreign exchange students,
which started twelve thirty after church, and we wouldn't get
done until two thirty.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean we were gone forever if we had to
get groceries. So then we get home.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
My dad freaking three hundred pounds six six, dude, he's starving.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He's like, I'm so longry. He'd be like keeled over
and be like, I'm darling, I need some food, Vickie.
What you do to eat? It was never a ham sandwich.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Should say well, I can only cook chicken and potatoes
as fast as the grill and the oven will let me.
And so she'd hook cook in as fast she could
in thirty minutes, and then he would wait till three
to eat and.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Be like, oh, the stomach's killing me. Oh, Vinky, can
I have a snack? No, damn it, I'm cooking chicken
and potatoes.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You would know he would have potato chips, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Then she'd be like, well, you're ruining your appetite. No,
I need this, I'm so hungry, Vicky, dude. He'd be starved.
He'd eat a whole bag of potato chips and still
eat dinner.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like Vicky, Vicky, I'm not feeling you good. Maybe it's
a whole bag of potato chips. You ain't, no, VICKI
it's because it's because I'm wilting away here. I'm Vicky.
Is that potato ready?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
My dad waiting for lunch. He would be so hungry.
Imagine that filling that big of a body. He'd get
a whole loaf of bread and he'd just butter the
bread and hid rifle through half of a loaf of
bread for lunch.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't see.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
See.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was unbelievable to see.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I think about it now and I think, man, how
did my parents keep enough food in the house for
three teenage kids? Unbelievable because I look at it now
with my I have three boys, they're six, four and two,
and I am already like, holy hell, they eat a ton.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Our parents generation planned a headway more than we do.
We planned vacation. Hell yeah, baby to Tijuana Taco Comand
you know what I'm saying. But we don't plan food,
We don't budget our money, we don't know how to
do because you had to budget back in the day,
or a check would bounce.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, now whatever, it can do whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You've got a month to make it up. Yeah, or
you can oh wait, you can't pay this month. That's
so I just kick it down the road. Kick it
down the road, pay a little interest on.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
With them with credit with checks, you had to budget.
Now we don't have to budget anything. You're like, oh shit,
we run out of money.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh, that's so I just put it on the credit card.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Probably because we don't budget. That's probably how that happened.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's like the other night my wife made a point
pork tenderloin, you just, oh my god, Ude, can't tell
that we're hungry at all. Dude, I'm gonna tell you
what if you have pork tenderloin is fantastic?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Is it a little bit furrier than a normal steak?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't know if it's furry at all. I have
never I'll be honest, I've never tasted the fur on
the sucker. There's never been.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Fur on it. Is she making it on the grill?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, she just sticks it in the oven. You can
do that too, and that's fine. But she got one
pork tenderloin. She made some mash or she made potatoes
and carrots, and I'm like, all right, I can't wait
to eat. Here we go, we sit down. Well, I'll
be damned if the three kids didn't eat ninety five
percent of that whole pork tenderloin. And they ate all
(09:55):
the potatoes and all the carrots. You gotta get a
big piece. There was two pieces of pork tenderlo left
that were the size of about a quarter each. So
I was about to get fifty cents worth of port tenderloin.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
And I'm just like you Finn to go to Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I literally sit there and go, how the hell are
we gonna feed these kids when they get older, like
when they're teenagers. We just kicked it, cooked an entire
port tenderloin, and they ate the damn thing. I didn't
even get to eat.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, what did you do for dinner is a bigger question.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So then I went online and I said, man, what,
oh my god, what's close? Okay, let me order some
sesame chicken.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You had to order a side dish.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I had to order a dish from the Chinese food
place down the street. So putting the kids to bed.
My wife is reading stories. I go pick up the
Chinese food and we're gonna eat after they go to bed,
and they say night night, read stories and I'm like,
all right.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Need you put them to bed? I got you some
dessert too.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I went down, I read stories with them and everything
and said good night, and I was like, I'm going
have to eat. Sit down. I start eating, start eating.
Fifty Teen minutes later, I hear dada, dada, are you eating?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm like, what they can smell that sesame chicken?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Can you come down here for a minute. I'm like,
all right, which quarter? And we're in the back half
of the house.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Did you already try the butler?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Where's the night nurse?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Do we say that as a joke.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
More of these country artists keep coming out and saying, oh,
we got a night nurse of course.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Or a night nanny, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
You got kid.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So I go down there. I go to the room
and he's like. My two year old's like, dad, will
you put my my blanket? My blanket? I put my
blanket on. Then the four year old's like, Dad, can
I get another hug?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Dad's been eating sesame chicken. I might be sweating a little.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And I get him hug and goes, what are you eating?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I said, what do you mean what am I eating?
He goes, are you eating the red chickens?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Dad got busted.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm like, well, no, no, no, how did you know that?
He goes, I can smell it on your breath. But
that's the thing, this is what blew my mind. He
had no idea I ordered it. So the dude, he's
four years old and he distinctly knows what the sesame
(12:19):
chicken smells like.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, and he's hungry again. He wants fourth meal as
a four year old.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I couldn't. I was blown away by.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The fact, well, I wasn't eating that night, son. No.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I was blown away by the fact that, a you're
trying to hide alcohol, they ate, They ate all that
pork tenderloin. Then he goes and blows my mind again
that I didn't even tell him I was ordering from
that restaurant, didn't say anything about getting food. He knew
the distinct smell of the sesame chicken that we have
(12:51):
maybe once a month. How in the hell is he
that sophisticated with his nose.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
And also the budgeting with food and planning had is
impossib Well, when we go back for family gatherings, dude,
there's never enough food. We're hitting up Taco Bell and
BK at ten pm. So what you did is normal.
It's tough to gauge food.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Because one time we'll cook you know, something, and they'll
eat nothing, so then you have plenty the next time
you cook it. It's their favorite damn meal in the world.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's like, dude, I for whatever reason, just remembered it
going home and oh, why did it take you guys
so long to get to the park. Well, because we
just went to Taco Bell. You didn't make enough food.
We're putting the drive through for the past thirty minutes, Carfee.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
We didn't want to eat in front of you guys
because you know you already made that meal. But I mean,
I gotta be honest, I wasn't full, so you know,
they just added like we were full, and then we
were oh, we'll meet you at the park. We stopped
and got something. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but
it's probably a good time to start the show.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Do it live. Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
The one two three, So loser, What.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's says and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. Basers, who's
a Broadway girl. We now live in the country two
point two acres. I have been informed white picket fence.
I'll I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two
twenty three kids in a clinic at Vanderbilt. And that's
about it. There's tractors right now. There's a lot of plows,
a lot of dozers, if that's how you pronounce it.
They're working the property and the crops man. It must
(14:25):
be harvest and sizzled over to you.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Uh yeah, Now that we started the show, we should
probably take a break and we're gonna come back and
we'll figure something out to talk about. I don't know
what we're gonna talk about, but we'll be right back. Yeah, Ray,
I had a thought that just popped in my head. Ray,
we're like, what seven days away, six days away? Whatever?
Next Thursday is it so this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
(14:50):
Is it six days? Yeah? Whatever, NFL season. If you
had to bet NFL sez no, no, if you off
the top of your head, if you could guarantee wins,
no no, No, you had to bet your Titans. Like, if
you lose this bet, you're homeless. Is there one bet
(15:13):
you could think? Like, okay, that is the probably the
safest bet I could make.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
There is no guarantee. I'm not playing this game, coach.
I used to have a gambling problem.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Because I thought about it, and I think if the
safest bet, like the most like okay, the least risk,
there's still risk because there's millions of players. Injuries happen.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
All right, what does it have to be even money bets?
Or what are you talking about? I don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
All right, biggest lock in the entire world of Texans
to win the division. It was plus one to ten.
Now it's even money.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I love that you say that, Thank you. I love
that you say that because I feel like this is
the year that Texans don't win the division.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
They got everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
They got everybody, but their schedule gets harder. Last year
they were a last place team playing a last place schedule.
Now they play first play schedule, so their team, the
games they are playing are a lot harder and they're
not sneaking up on anybody. Everybody has the Texans, like, damn,
that's a good team. Got them circled. Used to when
(16:12):
you played the Texans, you're like, oh man, we can
go out and party and we can still beat their ass.
And it's not the same thing. This year.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
They were missing pieces last year. They got them back.
They're gonna even better that Dell kid.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I mean, they got the Colts, the Bears, the Vikings.
That's a win. Jack. Are they gonna play the Bills? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
They got two easy wins again they got.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
They got a win against the Patriots. That's an easy win.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You've named about eight wins right now. You need to more.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They got to play the Jets, They got to play
the Lions. Damn they got they got to play the Chiefs,
the Dolphins, the Ravens. Dude, they are in for it.
Their schedule is harder than you think. I I think
they're a team that I pick, I say is one
that drops this. They have the regression. They can regress
(17:02):
and still make the playoffs. You said win the division, correct,
I did? You said, that's the easiest lock.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Jaggs ain't going to be better than them, Titans ain't
gonna better than them. The Colts are the one possibility
with that Quincy Jones kid what's his name?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Anthony Richardson? That one, here's my if I had to
just I mean, I don't even know what the odds are,
but the safest bet to me, well, I mean a
would be the Chiefs winning their division. Is one of them.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
It's under though, it's like minus two fifty, right, would.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Be Patrick Mahmes winning VP. That is this what I
feel like, is such a safe bet.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
There's ten guys that can win it, but he.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Is the most He's the safest pick of all of them.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I would say right now, the safest bet is your boy,
Kayla Williams winning Rookie of the Year. The only person
that can upset him is the boy in Commanderville in
our nation's capital. See Julius Randall what's his name?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Shade?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
And Daniel that one, No, that's the he's the one
that's creed. They said his odds have changed the most
out of any Rookie of the Year. He was at
three hundred and eight thirty eight times your money.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Dude. Now he's at eighteen times your money.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
He dropped eighteen hundred plus eighteen hundred, whereas Caleb's like
plus one sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I just feel like with Patrick Mahomes, you know what
you have.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
There's so many different guys that can get MVP. Though
you got CJ. Stroud, you got Aaron Rodgers. Any quarterback
of any team, there's thirty two of them.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Dude, you just said something that made me think, why
not take a flyer on Aaron Rodgers? Because if the
Jets are good, he's gonna get so much love and
he is gonna get so much praise. I don't on
my phone and he's in the spotlight. They want the
Jets to be good. What a story. He blows his achilles,
(18:49):
he comes back, he wins the MVP. That would maybe
even though I hate the guy Aaron Rodgers' MVP odds.
Let me let me just google.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well, I can pull it up, but in the process,
at the risk of I'll probably close out our entire
audio file and we'll lose all of it.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So let's not do that for.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That reason, I'm not gonna pull it up.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
He's the sixth according he's plus seventy five hundred. Yeah,
that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Seven times your money. But dude, there's so many guys
that can win that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Kidd me.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I'd rather do a team. Last team to be undefeated.
It's either gonna be the Niners of the Lions.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean, I don't ever look at enough schedules. I
would have to look at that.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But last year was the Ravens and I predicted that.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So it was the Ravens.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah, hang up with they tied with the Niners, but
still say you still won the bet.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Hang up and listen, you.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Want half the bet?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
No, you still want it. Some of these sites are
pretty generous. Yeah, there's some of them. If you pick
a golfer and he ties with the other guy, they'll
give you a.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well that's because you can bet including ties.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
But there isn't that one.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
It's called a dead heat, right, and you don't get
the full bet, don't you do.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I've done the math.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
There's one where you can pick if the if an
Australian wins a tournament or a Dane. The one I
did was a Dane will win it. And the guy's
a Dane.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't really know, but it was only two guys
and they tied and it gave me as a win.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So there's they're being a little generous at times.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I do like sometimes like if someone gets hurt, they
give you your money back, Like that's a pretty cool list.
Oh here, here's it. Because they know you're gonna come
and gamble it anyway. They know you're gonna give it
back right away anyway.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
And it should be, which is why you're getting all
those great deals. Here's one thousand dollars if you deposit
ten dollars. They're trying to get us attracted to their site,
so they should be doing stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Oh here, bet five dollars, get one hundred and fifty,
you know, like bonus credits. But my brother Batter's Box
he is. He has texted me numerous times in the
past week and a half and says, will you please
tell Ray to stop with the Niners love? It is
not good When I tune into the podcast. I listened
to every podcast. I finally am called up and to
(21:00):
hear him giving the Niners so much love is driving
me nuts. Tell him stop don't pick him to win
the Super Bowl, don't pick them to win the NFC,
don't pick them to win their division. And for the
love of God, quit saying they're going to be the
last undefeated team.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I have not touched them at Super Bowl. I believe.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
If I've spread anything out, it's AFC teams. I've done
little Chiefs. I've picked it to be Chiefs lines in
the finals, no winner. But I have done niners, last undefeated.
I spread out my parlays. Let's go fire them away. Man,
maybe you win half a million. So I've done that.
And then I've also done where the McCaffrey's a leading
rusher four times your money?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Speaking of winning half a million, pitts.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
His sister, dude. And second of all, where's this sister? Ben?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I've never heard him talk about her? And he goes, hey, brother,
she almost won money. Well, brother, I didn't even know
you had a sister. What she almost won that much?
What a casino in my backyard?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
What? No?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You know those billboards that we see on the highway.
We talked about, Damn run, She's about to be on
a billboard.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Damn run.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
She went up there, sat down at a twenty five
cent slot machine. Damn right at the mint, Damn right,
first spin about to pull up. First spin one hundred dollars.
Second spin won seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm stopping at that, and I'm bailing.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Third spin, Ray, she won ninety six thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Take that back.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I'm actually staying for the third. Then I'm leaving after
that one.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Ninety six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
That will be the biggest hit of your entire life.
Never gamble again.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You want no, There's nowhere but to go down from there.
I've read so.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Many studies on guys that do slots to see if
they can win money by playing it a lot, you know,
and seeing at the bonuses they can get at casinos.
And the guy did his Excel spreadsheet, and I mean,
the most he really ever won was right about that
six figures. Low six figures. That's it, and that that
is the max you're winning at a slot. There's one
in a billion that win those seven millions. What she
(23:05):
did is the max that you can do.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Get out. She was doing.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Max bet so he was like twenty dollars a spend.
It's like twenty five cents. But then it's like, I
don't know how you do understand it?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Damn it because you taught my wife it and now
she loses one hundred dollars in two seconds. And I'm like,
what happened to the girl you used to bet five
cents and spend the wheel for five hours? Oh, lunch
taught you the new way to gamble one hundred dollars
at a time. No, I know you taught her something
real bad, dude. And she gets in a casino and
it either goes hot or cold and we're trying to
look for the fountains or the flamingos, one of the
two because we're out of money.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
No I did, I did?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I did?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I did? I did? I did have to teach her
how to do max bet, because if you're gonna win
that big.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Jackpot, you'll never get it by doing the small if
you do.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
If you don't do max bet, you're not eligible for
that huge jackpot.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And therein lies the good advice.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
But that being said, I did play Buffalo. The first
time I ever played Buffalo, I didn't know how Buffalo worked,
and I always heard did you guys talk about it?
I didn't realize you guys weren't doing max bet and
I put in one hundred dollars and I literally got
two spins and didn't win. I was like, well, this
buffalo game is absolutely stupid. But then I realized it
was because I was playing a dollar and I was
(24:13):
doing max bet. So there's fifty There's so many damn
lines on the buffalo that was charging me fifty dollars
a spin or something like that. Outrageous. But anyway, she
texted Pitts a picture and he's like, oh, cool, You're
at the casino and she goes, did you look at
the picture. He goes, yeah, I saw it. You're at
the slot machine. She goes, did you see the number
(24:34):
on the slot machine. He goes, oh, the jackpot right
now is ninety six thousand. She goes read the words
above it, and he goes and pay it says, oh,
wait for intendent, you won ninety six thousand dollars. And
brother was like, oh my god, Oh my god, you
(24:54):
won ninety six thousand dollars on a corner slot machine.
I mean, She's like, yeah, line and leave the job.
And she was like, he goes, I think I'd go
home for the night. She goes, yeah, this was my
third spin, and I'm already gonna head home. And she
sat there and they came and wrote her a check
for sixty four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Ooh ooh tax taxes.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes. Can you imagine walking in there with one hundred
dollars bill and walking out of there with a sixty
four thousand dollars check.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Props.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Hey must be nice. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back back. Tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, that was a good break.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
No, no, tell me about it. Yeah, tell me what
was it? It's called? Is it called air up there?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Steve air McNair Maybe air up there?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That's all it's called, is Steve air McNair.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
So that's why I started nicknaming my cat air mcfluff,
is why I started calling her what a legend?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Didn't know he went to Alcorn State.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Wow, there was a little bit on the murder, but
it kind of talked more about him. The Titans. The
first year they came here, they went to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
That's wild.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
The documentary made it seem they went undefeated at home,
ran through the playoffs, had the music Did you know
the music city miracle was the same year they went.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
To the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
And did you know they never went to the Super
Bowl ever again after that? They they even went to
conference championships games.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I do remember that. I knew that they came up
a yard short. They ran the crossing route, the guy
dove at the end zone and he didn't get in.
But they didn't really talk about the murder. I thought
the whole documentary was going to be about the murder.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I kind of learned more about the NFL. It was great,
It was good. Dude, Jeff Fisher, Dude, he looks like
he's got a spot in West Tennessee. Man lives on
a lake, beautiful cabin. He don't come out ever. Really, Yeah,
and I guess there was some when he bent down
to Steve McNair, they had a special moment and he
never told anybody what he said. In the documentary, he
(27:01):
tells you what he said. Whoa never before been released.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
So when he'd been down, when McNair's on the sideline
on his knee, yep, and he'd been down and said something,
he reveals what he said.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He said, No, don't.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Tell us, you gotta watch the documentary, and so they
they showed pictures and stuff for the actual murder, they
never showed they showed a side of him, never his face.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You can't ever see that. I would hope not, I know.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
But they showed his side bent over, and there was footage,
and they tried to get away with They would do
a video of Broadway now and I know all the skyscrapers,
and they'd make it in black and white and act
like it was back in that day.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Good try Netflix.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
But when I see the Four Seasons, I know that
was after twenty twenty two, when they knocked down my
penhouse Andy.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
When I see Garth Brooks's bar uh friends in low places,
I know that's not from back then.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It's quick though, fifty eight minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
You're in and out, but females not necessarily a second oriented.
But if you're not into NFL, don't avoid it because
there is a decent amount of stuff from that where
you really do learn. Oh all that was connected. Wow,
had no idea they started that successful when they came
to Nashville, and.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Ah, dude, they showed the Nashville people and first of all,
they painted our town as if we were a mid
I'm not midwestern town that didn't have cable, television or internet.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh, they make it sound like the Sticks.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
They came to a town that really didn't have television
or cable, and they go dude, and they showed the
fans the fans really didn't know what they were getting, dude.
The fans had watched NFL before they go football.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
They show these random rednecks in Tennessee that it apparently
had never watched football before.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Now, I do believe you have to tell me. I
had to look it up. When they moved here. Nashville
had to be pretty damn small.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So it was when I was in high school. It
was right around the It was right when the Y
two K two thousand. That's when the Music City Miracle was.
Right when I moved to Michigan.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It was nineteen ninety seven. Nineteen Eulers relocated to Nashville, Tennessee.
But I don't think they have the Liberty Bowl Stadium
in Memphis.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
There you go, I'm talking the actual stadium in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Wow. The team moved to Nashville, Tennessee's Vanderbilt Stadium in
nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
See, I didn't show that they made it seem like
it was the first year. It was the first year
they were in Nashville, is when it happened.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, it was the first year they were in that
stadium that it happened because they played at Vanderbilt Stadium
in ninety eight.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Okay, so that they never showed Vanderbilt Stadium. That's a
hell of a job by the documentary. I thought it
was just a flash in the pan Miracle Year, Music City, Miracle,
super Bowl all when they first came to town. No, no, no, no,
they went to crappy ass stadiums before that, and then
was all the glitz and the glamour.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I am that is so funny they played at Vanderbilt,
That small of a stadium could hold an NFL team.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh and they uh Baser got emotional. Really yeah, because
she brought up a great point. What when they bring
up this new, multi billion dollar stadium, they're just gonna
knock down history. That was the stadium that Air McNair built.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, but that's what they do. They just knocked down
these stadiums. Now, there's no preserving them. There's no like, oh,
this is a historic stadium, let's keep it. I mean
they knocked down Old Yankee Stadium. You gotta do it.
What are you gonna do? Just leave it sitting there
like the astrodome? Why do they still have the astrodome
just sitting there? They do, it's just sitting there, damn it.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Told Baser got knocked down because they showed it in
the documentary.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
They showed an astrodome. Oh, because they left there.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
In nineteen ninety eight, Nashville's population seven hundred and fifteen
thousand people.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
How did we get an NFL team.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
That's what I'm saying. How do they get an NFL
team with that? So maybe these people really hadn't seen football.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Okay, but they're showing redneck stuff and cowboy hats and
they had their lassos and stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, let's just see what this team's all about.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
What they on?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Anyway? What do they do?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They take a ball and what's the ball look like?
Oh wait, it's like a like a a spear. And
they do what They throw it in the air and
they they run into each other and they are they
growl and they grab each other. I don't know, that
doesn't sound like something I want to watch, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I don't know that they've made some liberties. Dude, Guys,
you got the Rednecks at least got a transistor radio.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
They'd heard an NFL game on CBS before.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Uh was gonna tell you. I got to say, big brother,
this is like my fourth season. The dude playing might
be the best dude I've ever played, ever played the game.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, he's gonna go down as legendary the past let's
say seven seasons. They got off as, Oh, I'm gonna
play the game so hard that I'm not gonna play
the game. I'm not gonna make any moves. You just
hope to float. This dude doesn't give it f and
because of that, he's gonna be legend.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I am legend.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I mean he is. I am legend right now, Like
I am already like this dude is the best player
I've ever seen play. I'm like, granted, I have not
seen very many seasons. Dude is the greatest. He is
so fun to watch. It's must see TV. It's a
I think he was one of because they do recruits.
I think he was one of the recruits.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
No, he's a random wild card dude. They just founded
a thing and said this guy's batshit crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, no, no, they found him on Instagram and hit
him up and said, hey, you need to come on
big brother. There's no way he went to an open
casting call.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Usually it's the hotties that they hit up and say, hey,
you want to be on a show, and they go
in there on the live feeds and they.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Go, what's this show up out? I don't know, I've
never really seen it.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's hilarious cause you're like, what the fuck? How did
these people get on the casting calls? And it makes
sense they know people on the inside. We need a
girl that's attractive, blonde, Triple d's non hangars, breast surgery,
come on in.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
There are some on there that I'm like, there's they
have no idea what they're doing. They're definitely recruiting.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
They don't even know the game, Like they've worked away
from that, because there was a season it was all
model dudes and model chicks right around season eight, and
it was I mean, well there were some game players.
I guess a little bit later than that, you get
these people that are just hot and they don't play
that they're not that they realized they lost the audience
when people weren't game players. So this year, dude, I
feel like they went balls to the wall. That's why
(33:28):
every person in there. Oh, I'm such a game player.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh, I know this game so well.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
You almost had to prove that you can tell in
the audition, and they feel like they're still auditioning.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You're not. You're on the show. Now is the time
for strategy?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Oh yeah, I mean, I just I mean, I know
what I'm doing. I'm just laying low and you know
what I mean, they just behind the scenes. I'm working it. Uh,
but I don't want to put a target on my back.
I don't want blood on my hands. Oh I'm gonna
do this. I'm gonna lay low. Okay, cool, But dude's great.
He won't win the game, sadly. No, No, he won't win.
There's no chance.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
But it's great TV.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Fantastic. Now we got an email from Joshua Lerma, audio
sounds better ray, especially in my vehicle. Love you lunch,
thanks man.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, I could corroborate that because in my vehicle I
used to not have a radio. So I started putting it.
I got the subwolfs, I got the tweeter, I got
in the back the old speaker dub and I could
tell the audio was having a little bit of a
difference when I was doing that stuff to it, so uh,
trial and error, but also hearing it for myself A
god bless guys.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Here's another one worst episode ever. I'm not part of
Fantasy football, and listen to the whole pod. Please send
swag to make up for my pain steal.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
See that was always my argument. But then I had
a moment with Bazer where I busted her again listening
to the podcast, and she said, I was just trying
to see if I made it on the Fantasy football
so it was pulling people's interests at the same time.
So it's you know, a half dozen of another, one
of another, and three quarters of a third, twelve a
(35:06):
one half baker's dozen of one, twelve of another coachers.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
So Sisson staying back and boost an audio makes the
pod loud enough to hear in the tractor. Without his
hard work and dedication to the pod, I wouldn't be
able to listen while working the crops.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Turn the tractor off.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Keep up the good work, short king. That's from Soodak farmer, Dude.
I was in the middle of the road the other day.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
And I pulled you doing in the middle of road,
dude driving. But then I stopped. In the country, it's beautiful.
All you can do this stopped, grabbed a picture of
a tractor in a field, and I said, perfect, that's
the image I'm looking for. Again, I try to paint
a picture of the country. So I actually do see
the crops, coachure.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I thought that was out your freaking door. I thought
you were sitting in your porch and you took a picture.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, I try to paint a picture, Coach. So I
actually saw the tractor in the field and said, I
gotta put this on the page. But I mean there
was no traffic coming for so I just sat in
the middle of the road, you know, documenting it a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Here we go, bro, Google says, lunchboxes and net Worth
is ten point five MILLI and y'all pay Arnold a
yearly intern salary. That low justice for Arnold. Aggie's over
under over six wins this year. I have low hopes
for my boys. I'm sad. Mike grab a four loco.
That's all bless cat Dick, No cat Dick. You can't
(36:27):
get a four loco, dude, he went to rehab.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Hopefully, Uh cat dick, it's one of the uh mocktail
four locos. I didn't even know they still had those.
Those things were massive in college. Died off a little bit,
and you'll sometimes randomly see a bum drinking it, and
I wonder where they get it. I never see him
at the gas stations, or I guess I'm not looking
in the right places.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I don't ever stand dude.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I'm telling you, the people always wonder.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Do you guys have Do you guys have the homeless
in the country?
Speaker 3 (36:55):
No one, because guess what, the only thing in the
country is hard work tractors. They don't want any part
of that. They want fast money and drugs, and you
ain't gonna find that in the country. And people always wonder,
how do I have such an obsession you could call it,
or a connection with the homeless?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Every morning when I go to the gym, I'm seeing
at the gas station, I'm hit up by one guy, Hey, brother,
you got a dollar? No man, I'm heading to work.
Another lady. Dude, she's sitting like a flamingo in the
middle of the road, and I said, Oh my gosh,
it's a drunk woman. Get up closer, it's a drugged woman.
She was messed up, so I'd go in the other lane,
or I would have hit and killed her. Oh yeah,
(37:32):
but that's what the drugs will do. It's where you
lean over, you're flamingoing. And then she didn't know she
was not even close to the sidewalk. And so then,
you know, I get hit up by one guy, and
then I get in the store and I guess it.
I guess they don't really have a way of preventing it.
But now the homeless are going into the gas station,
you know. So I'm like getting a drink. Hey, brother,
(37:52):
you grabbed me one of those two? Oh yeah, yeah,
you mind paying for it? He got me on that
one cause you're already getting one, and you go, oh yeah, man,
I'm already got it open.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Why not here you go?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Man?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh no, brother, could you pay for that for me?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Nah? No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I could if I knew that you were gonna probably
do some drugs. And then that was a chaser, you know,
one of those.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Now did how close did you get to hit them?
The metht up lady, Ray, What was he chasing the
meth with the energy drink?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Methd up lady?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Was there was the bus stop, and so I knew
she wasn't a bus passenger, and I knew it wasn't
a party girl on broadways. I was too far away,
and she's just in the middle of the road, dude.
And obviously there's light. There's good lighting. It's right around
those hotels and areas. So I went into the left lane.
I'm not gonna honk, scare the shit out of her,
give her a heart attack. I didn't know really how
to handle it, because you don't want to go mess
(38:41):
with a flamingo.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That's like when we first moved here, I went and
had drinks at neighbors with some people on my soccer team.
You and I lived together at the time. And I
was driving back to the house and I exited and
I took a ride on a road and there was
a big garbage bag in the middle of the road,
and I'm like, oh, man, there's a garbage bag in
that looks like a person. But cars are just going
(39:05):
around it, and I'm like, now, that has to be
a garbage back. But that looks like it has white
shoes on. That has to be a human. And I'm like, oh, no.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
You stumbled upon a crime.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
And so I'm like, I don't know how this body
got here, Like, how did the body get in the
middle of the road. Did someone like shoot them in
the car and then push them out and keep driving?
No idea. So I pull up and I kind of
park my car sideways like they do on TV to
block the lane.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Damn advanced step there.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
And I call nine one one and I'm like, oh, yeah,
there is a dead body in the road. There's a
dead body in the road. I don't know how I
got here. I just exited here. It is right here
on Trinity, and they're like, can you go up and
touch it? I said, do what, I'm not an investigator,
and I said, They said, go up there and see
(39:58):
if you can see if they're breathing. I'm like, I'm
not a necessary to a crime. Okay, it's like ten
thirty at night, you know, it's dark, pit's dark. I
start poking, poking, creepy poking, and I'm like, man, it's
a dead body. They're not moving. They're not moving. And
(40:19):
then boom, dude, pops up and I'm like whoa, and
he's like what what And he just sits up and
I'm like how. And he has his Taco bell cup
and it is sitting there and it didn't spill. How
does he pass out in the middle of the road,
fall out of a car whatever, But the Taco Bell
(40:41):
cup stays, no spill it.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That's a scissor up, man, that's liquid gold.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
And I'm like, that is crazy. This dude was near
death until I started poking him. He just went and
got fourth meal and he sits up and I'm like, yo,
all right, dude, and he starts to stand up.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
What part of town am I brother?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
And that's when it happened. The you know, computer cleaner can,
the aerosol can, whatever the heck you call it, Yeah,
goes rolling down the street.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Interesting drug of choice, and I'm like, oh, he was huffing.
He was huffing aerosol cans. Yeah, dude, I didn't even
know that was a thing.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Steve O used to do it.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I know he did that, but it wasn't the aerosol cans.
It was little whippets.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Well yeah, it was like but it went rolling. I
was like, damn, dude. And I was like, hey man,
they're on their way to come check you out. And
he was like, no, no, they ain't checking me out.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
He's like, let's go. Man. He jumps in your car.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh yeah. I'm like, oh no, man, Like come on,
he steals my damn car. Like, oh, this is awkward.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Hey man, you want to run?
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (41:47):
So he walked. He walks about five houses up, crosses
the street, makes his way back, looks, looks, grabs the
can and takes off running. Man. I mean I thought
I found a dead body.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah, of all the different routes that could have gone,
that was the that was eventful. But if it was
a dead body, dude, you got You're part of a
you're a witness. They're taking you in for an interrogation.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Dude, did I tell you about the time. Take a break,
I'll tell you about it. I mean almost dead body
that we found in college. It was like, stand by me,
We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Dude, this is crazy we're talking this much crime. I
just got another email saying crime podcasts are popping off
and apparently people don't care about the crime. They care
about the person killed or the person.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Who did it.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
The victim.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
That's what the email said. Oh, so make sure you
focus on the victim.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Coachers. Hope y'all are doing well. My husband listens to
Soord Losers every time we are in the car big Fan.
In the past, I've tolerated the loud sounds being all
different volume levels, but not anymore. We have a newborn
and he still listens in the car, so the sound
effects need to be fixed. Ray Mundo, get it together,
please for the sake of keeping a sleeping baby asleep
in the car and not being scared by the extremely
(43:08):
loud laugh track and gunshot from a wife and mom
that just needs some quiet. Jennifer R. Jennifer, can you
please email us back and let us know if this
has been corrected because Ray has been working on the
audio and we want to know if baby is sleeping
because you do deserve that. Ray has been working hard.
Here's a sound effect to see if it's better. Try
(43:33):
the laugh track.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Is the baby still sleeping?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
See if this wakes the baby up? Okay, So anyway,
I'm in college down in San Antonio and my roommate
goes out to a movie with his girlfriend and me
and my other roommate sitting on the couch, just chilling,
(44:00):
and all of a sudden, she comes running into the apartment.
She's like, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. A CoP's
been shot. A CoP's been shot. A CoP's been shot
to you guys, yeah, and we're like, what, well, this
just escalated, and she was like, we were driving through
the apartment complex coming back and we saw a guy
laying over the curb and we maybe we should do
(44:21):
printal discretion advice right here. And we called nine to
one one that we need to flip him over because
he's drowning in his own blood, thin blue line.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
That son of a bitch, you grab your gun.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
No, we just run down there. And then you run
down there with no weapons. Well, my roommate's down there
with the cop. And we get down there and we're
on the he's on the phone in nine one one
and they're telling us how to like put your hands
here to flip them over.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I brought my dick to a gunfight, and how can
I help?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
We go to flip him over, and that's when all
the cops showed up. No, no, no, not whoop up.
I've never seen such chaos in my life and them
questioning us, did you see anything? Did you see anything?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Did you see anything? No?
Speaker 3 (45:11):
No, no, god damn, what did you say? You were
doing watching TV with your bro?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I was like. My roommate was just like, we found
you have any.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Chicks with you?
Speaker 4 (45:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Officer, no, no, what were you guys doing watching TV
at eleven pm? We just two guys on a couch.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah. So what had happened is the cop was just
kind of patrolling and there was some guy acting suspicious
and he said, hey, man, can I see your ID?
And the guy took off, so he was chasing him
through the apartment complex. They got in a tussle, the
guy got the cops gun from him and shot the
(45:50):
cop with his own gun.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, I have never seen a scene of angry people
like that in my life. I mean, the one woman
was falling like I was just we just were having dinner.
We were just having dinner, and they were just oh,
it was cure chaos around that apartment complex, dude.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
But you did a good job rushing out there.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
It was man, it was rough, but that cop did die.
And then they finally caught the guy and then he
told him he was like, man, I didn't want to
go back to jail. I guess he had a warrant.
He was just going to go back to jail for
like six months. And he told the cops, man, I
didn't want to dine. If you were there, I to
shot you too. You heard him say that, now, he
said it like when they rushed him. This is what
the news said.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You followed it for a little while.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, oh, I followed it. That guy that killed him,
he did. Now he got the chair. Oh, he got
the he got the lethal and jet he gone. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
But if you would have had would you have been
able to help the situation at all?
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Well, because we were gonna flip him over, they wanted
us to make sure we had enough hands on him
to make sure he was thirty just I don't know
precautionary reasons. But I mean, it didn't matter. It didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
That is a story, man.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
It's a rough one. Man, it's a rough one. Yeah.
All right, yeah, we gotta go, Yeah, we gotta go.
You guys have a good weekend, all right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
A lot of college football, man, you can do a
one game parlay, same game parlay, Oh you can.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're gonna bet Who's
I mean Georgia tech yay.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh no, that's a different one, right, this is this
next week. Never mind about the same game parlay. You
guys can actually go.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Crazy. I mean Georgia to kill Clemson obviously, Uh, Texas
the beat Colorado State.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Watch for the Valls to murder. Actually terrible choice of words. Yeah,
mercer or Kent State, West.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Virginia and Penn State. It looks like good luck man. Yeah,
all right, wow man, college football's back. How you guys
feel twelve teams are gonna make the playoffs? Is your
team gonna be one of them?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Whoa? We got a TV on a roller?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I think Baser got it on Amazon for forty dollars,
So now I can roll a TV in of the
four up top and four down low of eight games
on in the sportsbook aka my house.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, so thanks Baser.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Ah, all right, well you guys have a great day, coachers.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
What up?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I think, like most men in the podcast as well,
we are struggling for direction a purpose.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Now.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
The most of the major sports are on pause at
the moment. No college football is back, But I think
we've got great midweek segment for you. Boys in honor
of Hawk to a girl. How about Wednesday's podcast call?
Who would you rather have spit on it? For example,
Scarlett Johansson or Muffy. See, I'd have to go with
Muffy just to piss off Ray, although Black Widow would
(48:58):
be nice too. No losers in this game, then the
nation could critique your choices on Fridays via email. Think
about it? Boys, definitely a ratings grabber. Joe from Sarasota.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yeah, the Hawk Tua thing, I have a new take
on it. Go ahead, obviously, how dumb is our society?
Second of all, she's funny in southern and Tennessee, and
that's all great and fine, but it just shows how
dumb our society is. I mean, she's thrown out first
pitches at Mets games, the interview cycle. I kind of
(49:32):
get that if it had to do with Hawk Tour
or something. Yeah, but it's so weird. Hey, you said
something funny, Now go on this whole circuit.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Go get thirty thousand dollars in an appearance.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
That's just crazy, right, But I almost feel like society
right now is backtracking. She's a great girl, and she
made a nice little purse bag.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
That's what it's called.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, she got that bag.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
But I just I feel like even society right now
looking at itself in the mirror, saying, man, what are
we doing guys that people get a degree, go be
a doctor, do this work hard?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
The fame thing.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
It's it's in a weird spot now when I see
her right now, I see a video overs. It's just
we don't know where to put our hands. What are
we doing?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I don't understand it, but hey,
teach their own. If it was me, i'd take advantage
about take that money and run.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
No, it's not about her. She's doing about society. It's
about it's so it's.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Like, if you see on the billboard the Marquee Hock
tool will be at this club tonight, Are you really
going to that club because Hock two is going to
be there.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
No, exactly, but the saying is funny. That'll sell merch.
But I don't know if we really needed to send
her around all the news stations and radio and stuff.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Hey IMO, yeah, all right, have a good weekend, guys,
enjoy college football. Bye sing up.
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