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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, it's Friday, friyay today, Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I gotta gotta get down on Friday. Friday, I gotta
gotta get down on Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Billy explained it to me like this, back when I
actually knew what he did, when he worked for Photo Reflect.
It was a photo company, but then people got iPhones
and that company, I believe, went defunct. But Billy said,
Monday starts Monday one hundred percent sucks, Tuesday eighty percent sucks,
(00:40):
Wednesday sixty percent sucks, Thursday forty percent sucks, and Friday
only sucks twenty percent.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And it's genius.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Billy fed me that when we both first got into
the business world, and he's so right. There's some small
irritants on a Friday, but it's twenty percent the most part.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's easy, breezy cover girl.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Actually a valid point. Yeah, never thought about that, because
Monday does one hundred percent suck because you have all
five workdays ahead of you. You wake up on Monday morning,
that should be the suckiest moment of your week.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And I say that about my boy Billy, best friend,
best man in my wedding, because just last night he
was doing tequila shots at a random bar in Austin.
How do you do tequila shooters on sixth Street and
get up for a job on Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You don't, so tell me what is he doing.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Some people just have jobs, Ray, where they don't have
to be up early in the morning, that they can
roll in at eight thirty in the morning, nine o'clock
and it's not that big a deal. There are still
individuals who go out during the week and I don't
understand it. I can't handle it. But some people just
is in there blood that they just love that atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
But you're talking go out, go out, which is shots.
Whereas our girl, Abby Arnold's girlfriend, Yeah, that's my girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes, we're aware.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
She'll do She'll say I went to a concert last night,
had a couple of white claws.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's different. You can pull that off.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But when you start doing the shooters, that's that's no
comeback from endo until like noon.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I'm with you. And also, Billy is now forty correct
thirty nine thirty eight, he's right there.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
All my best friends you turn forty within six months
of each other.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Ray, I just think that at this age, if you're
doing shooters, if you're doing shots, you're mentally messed up.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, and there is a point.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And I watched these YouTube videos where it's all fun
and games, and I hate to get deep with you guys,
But instagrams, college boom let, what is it called binge
drink into your thirties?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Still being drink?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Late thirties, house drink, patio drink, forties, neighborhood drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
When you get to.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Be a grandpa, there's these instagrams, these grandpa's where they say, hey, Grandpa,
the doctor told you that you need to start stop drinking.
You can go ahead and tell your doctor to kiss
my Then they get aggressive and then they start fighting it.
So at some point, when does it come where you
just can't pound drinks all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's a great question because I look at like Kevin.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
There has to be a magical age.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
His dad comes to town, and his dad has to
be in his sixties, right, and he likes to slam
some drinks.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Billy's dad does the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I look at him and I'm like, at sixty, that
is still fun, that's still enjoyable. And maybe I'm missing
the boat. Maybe it is. Maybe when you're on vacation,
it's good to let loose. I get having a cocktail,
a buttled a midder liede, a cores lede, a bush light,
whatever you like.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What about a permero. There's this new ad running in Broadway.
It's some modello slash dos Eki's Premiro.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's I get it. But I can't imagine in my
sixties going balls to the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Look it up two hundred calories.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So yeah, it's a very interesting lifestyle. So Billy, I mean,
I don't know how you're feeling today. I hope you
get a lot done at work because today is only
a twenty percent sucked day.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, And I just I really do feel that there
is that small I would almost just call it it's
just a slight nudge from the universe. Hey, no more
pounding drinks. And I believe maybe that did happen for
me as I touched thirty. A lot of these country artists,
they're all coming out sober, a lot of them. Congrats,
very massive thing that they're doing. But my thing is
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this with that is the drinking. Oh yeah, dude, me,
I'm almost to the point where I don't like drinking
in public.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I just like having a couple drinks on the patio.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's not a good advertisement for Coaches Convention five. Like, hey, guys,
come see us in Nashville Coaches Convention five. MLK Day weekend.
I don't really like to drink in public. See you there, man,
can't wait. Gonna be the time of your life.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Because my point of that is this, guys, how fun
is it just had all his family come into town.
It's his birthday. We're having a great time. You don't
need the alcohol, the rocket fuel, if you will. It
was already a good time. Whereas when you're on your
back patio it's pretty boring. You're just trying to get
the old thinking machine sparked. So you have a couple
(05:45):
of drinks and all of a sudden you're like, man,
what if I would have been a pro baseball player.
So that's really the only purpose of alcohol. I'm already
excited around friends and family. It's like that stuff just
juices you up. Man, that's gonna just rub.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You the right way.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I don't know. Sometimes you need some of the alcohol
to put up with people like you know, like Mario
and Danny, they need the alcohol to put up with Rosanna.
They're like, oh my gosh, give me another drink, Give
me another drink. And that's what coach's conventions about. That's
a once in a while like go all out. You're
with your friends. Let's rocket Justin's birthday. How'd that go?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
By the way, small update if there is one, it was.
It was all planned out.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So we did brunch at Harriet's which is just right
across the street over there, Hotel one, the one with
a bunch of shrubs and god enters.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And he showed up thirty minutes late. Birthday. Boy. Fine.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We had the shots all ready to go pink some
pink panty dropper, and he did that. And I had
already had lined up like two six foot girls. I go, hey,
I just found both of your future ex wives. They're
right over there. Jump me go talk to him for you.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm not talking to girls today. I want to be
with my friends. All right, dude, his voice was you.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
His voice is more like this, I'm not talking to
girls today. I'm with my friends. Okay, Justin Fine, I'm
going to get him numbers all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's my specialty.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
If I was given a purpose in this life, that's it.
It's the easiest thing. One hundred percent success rate the
ones that don't work out.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm like, oh, that had a boyfriend. Actually, they told
me to go myself.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So I got a question. So you're telling me Justin
has an issue with talking to the females, like he's
not very good at it. Like he's not very he's
not a man with the words.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's the ice breaker. He's the man with the words
once the ice has already been broken. So why not
just sending me the polar bear? Freaking Alfonso Soriano, Alfonso.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, No, Alfonso Soriano played second base.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Who's Alonzo? No, I'm Alonzo, Pete Alonzo, the polar Bear.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh, the polar Bear.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So he sends in the polar Bear and I break
the ice and then we started. Everybody starts talking. It's
all good, so but yeah, and then we went to
the girls. I believe baser As predicted. She was into
it for about two swings and then she just sat there.
And it was basically me and Justin and his buddy
that owns a golf course all tried to win, and
(08:13):
the guy that owned the golf course beat me by
like ten. We all were just trying to hit it
to the back of net and you get twenty points.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Other than that, that's top golf.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Golf. Top Golf crowded still I haven't been. I mean,
it used to be like three hour waits when Top
Golf opened here, and that has been a long time.
That is, you know, I don't know what it's like.
My wife was laid off from Top Golf. Unfortunately, they
told her her services were no longer needed when there
was this thing called a pandemic, and so they told
(08:46):
her her job was being wiped away. So I haven't
stepped foot in the Top Golf, So I don't know
what it's like at a top golf anymore. Is it
just wide open where you can just walk up and
get a bay or are you sitting there for an hour?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No sitting there? We had reservations. It's still crowded. I
would say they're happy with the amount of business they
have there. But there's no line out the door anymore.
There's no turnstiles, and it looks like you're at disney World.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Once you walk in. That's gone.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Got it, okay?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
But and then it and then it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Ended, I believe then we can talk about it later.
Then they went to the Sounds game. We went to
neighbors bar, had one drink and it was time to
split sky. Apparently I was about to get canceled, which
Beaser always just says that if I'm just talking to people,
You're gonna get canceled. I'm, well, I what does that mean?
So anytime I'm drunk in public and I talk to people,
(09:35):
she goes, you're gonna get canceled. Well, allow me to
try to get I'm not even saying anything wrong, but
that's just her thing. So and that may also want
to be why I don't like to drink in public.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It sounds like you said something that you don't remember saying.
Beazer heard it doesn't want you to get canceled, extracts you,
takes you out of that situation, and then the next
day you come to the realization like maybe I shouldn't
be drinking in public because if I'm saying stuff like that,
I might get canceled.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And they it was at friend's bar, neighborhood neighbors bar
with our friends, that's what it is. And then they
went to the baseball game afterwards, and that's when Justin
attempted the nine to nine nine.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well, we better start the show so we can find
out about the nine ninety nine, and I also have
a review from the kindergarten kid aka baby Box two.
We were walking the dog yesterday and he filled me
up on his thoughts about the pod.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Do you want to know what I said? It would
have gotten me canceled.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm not sure I do. It's touchable, all right, then
I would love to hear it.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Maybe I don't know. I got to check with my
people if they think I can say it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, So text Baser, I mean, who else do you have?
You have no other person?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
We are the one.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Two three sore loser.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Genius, y'all. It is sis and I'm from the north.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
North side of Nashville if you're looking at it geographically.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But that's too much info, right, Let's be real about me.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Two point five kids at Vanderbilt Justin checks on him
in the electrophysiology unit, and then.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We have two point two acres right around there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I will retire from this podcast in two years, and
I'll die have a heart attack when I'm seventy two
and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Over to you, man, I'm gonna say this. We were
walking the dog yesterday and baby box to get the
kindergarten kid camera. Oh crap, I forgot to do it
during the introt too.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Just so you know, I think as long as you
get it during a topic that maybe gets chopped up
into a video, that's all that matters.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Got it. I will work on that. And so we're
walking the dog and he goes Dad data data and
I'm like yeah, and he goes, you know that that
Ray guy. And I'm like, yeah, Ray. He goes the
one we did the pod, the pod with He goes,
that guy was funny. That guy was funny. I'm like, oh, yeah,
(12:14):
you liked Ray. He goes, Yeah. He kept saying broad
da brod da. He was like, he kept calling my
brothers brought us, brought us. He goes the way he talked,
he's funny. He goes, and then he kept going, your
dad has a job, job, and you go to school.
He goes, I know I go to school. He didn't
(12:35):
have to tell me.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I don't know how to talk to kids. Man, I
didn't want to insult his intelligence.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I didn't want to I didn't want to use words
that he didn't know and when I wanted to emphasize words.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So that's why I would say them over and over
and over.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
He goes, Dad, why did he keep telling me that
you have a job. Job? He goes, Dad, I thought
you go to work.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You're like, there's the same thing, they're synonymous.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, yeah, job is work, bud, And he goes, yeah,
because he kept telling me you have a job, but
I go to school.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
School.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
He goes, just that guy was funny, Dad, Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
What a review from a two year old?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, five year old, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Tell him to put it on Spotify or Apple or no.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The iHeart Radio app, Man, the iHeartRadio app. Let me
tell you who listened. Granny and grandpa listened.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's a download. Two?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Uh, Mama listened three DEDI and granddad listened four or five?
They have never listened. And they listened to the.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Pod five downloads.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
And then Debbie Lewis, who is my mom's best friend
from the South side of Chicago, Marca Millanois. She flew
in to Austin for my mom's birthday over the weekend.
She was gonna go home and play it for her kids.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
That's more downloads.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Because I gave her a shout out on the pod.
I said her name, and she was like, oh my gosh,
I'm gonna have to tell my kids, and they're gonna
have to listen. Her kids are older now, like they're
married and have kids and all that. But maybe she's
gonna go home and show them. I don't know. The
only problem is she was gonna listen to it on
her phone, and she left her phone in Austin, all right.
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My mom had plugged in her cell phone and she
was like, oh, I should probably charge my phone. Charged it,
left it, got to the airport, didn't have her phone,
and my mom looks at the chargers like, oh my gosh,
Debbie forgot her phone. So when my dad got back
from dropping Debbie off at the airport, Dad had to
go to the postal service. He overnighted the phone. Do
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you know in this country, the United States of America,
how much it is to overnight a phone, So Debbie
Lewis is not disconnected from the world.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I used to do it for my parents when I
would forget about Mother's and Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So I believe it's twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Twenty dollars for a phone. You mean twenty dollars for
a card because it's nice and light.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
All right, twenty two good guess?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Ninety seven dollars to overnight a cell phone to marka Millinois.
I don't know she lives in mark Them anymore, but
it's somewhere around Chicago she lives. Is that costly mistake?
A very costly mistake? Now my question is, does do
my parents hit her up and say, hey, can you venmo?
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Is that ninety seven dollars? Or is it just kind
of like, hey, you came to visit for granny's birthday
and so we'll just cover the cost of the phone.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It's not a Bobby Bone show topic. I don't know.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I would say, friend, she came to visit, y'all, y'all,
just do you guys take on that charge?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I do want to say this, because that's a that's
a cost.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So she is the one that made one hundred dollars
extra charge for the trip. I always wonder who's like
the person responsible that makes the trip mistakes like oh, like,
because trips never go according to plan.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
It's always there's always a hiccup, and it's usually Baser
who gets us.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
When we went to the South Beach and she got
us one hundred and fifty breakfast for free every single.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Day, it'll fall off. It fell off, but it was
starting to get a little harry.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
She got us the every day there was a fifty
dollars or a one hundred dollars free that we could use,
so she almost saved us two thousand, so there was
really no mistakes she could make. We did go to
dinner one night after she'd had a couple and it
was a two hundred dollars dinner and we should have
researched it a little bit before we rocked and rolled
in there and Baser got the biggest marguerite of all
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time and didn't even drink it, which is probably why
it was two hundred. So that mistake she cost us,
but she'd already saved us two grand, so she was
in the red eighteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
But then there was a time one time.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
My mom lost the envelope of cash oh before our vacation. Ohh,
so she cost the family too thousand. So in that
instance with your family, the sister wife, she cost your family,
She cost the group collectively one hundred dollars, So that
was on her. You go on a trip, guys, you
just don't want to cost anybody anything. You want to
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you don't want to have a perfect trip, but you
don't want to be the person that makes the charge.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah. I mean, my wife has never really messed up
a vacation. She's a very meticulous planner.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Is there a parking that gets expired? Is there a
resort fee that you didn't know about? Is there a
means of transportation mode the transportation that she messed.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Up a flight? So all I know is, guys, think
about this with your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Who's the one you know that makes that mistake that
I'm not saying it's fatal, but well hopefully it's not fatal,
but it's it was the person you know, So on
that one, it's the sister wife.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
She did the hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I will say that one time my wife and I
we were going to Puerto Rico and I was not
very well worse versed at travel. Early on when we
were dating, oh La and we were leaving, we were
on vacation. So we were Our flight was leaving at
like nine to thirty am.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Estao zunidos. We're from America, so you're flying out of Nashville.
Got it?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And she was like, listen early in the morning. The
airport is super busy with business travelers. We need to
get there two hours early.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Who said this. My wife love it. I need to
travel more with her.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I said, listen, I love it where you just walk
into the airport, walk through security, walk on the plane.
I was like, you do not need to get there
that early. She was like, I travel for business. I
think I know this. I was like, no, I've been
to the airport. I never have waited in line at TSA.
It is never that long of a line. And we
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show up. She's like, fine, fine, have it your way.
We show up with forty eight minutes until our flight three.
I have never seen an airport so busy in my life.
And I am sitting there going, oh my gosh, we're
gonna miss our flight. Oh my gosh, we're gonna miss
our flight. I am so sorry. You were right, you
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were right. Oh my gosh. Did I had to beg
people in the TSA line to let us go in
front of them or else we were gonna miss our flight.
I was like, look, i'm guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Our flight leaves and now it's it leaves in thirty
eight minutes. Can we please like we you let us through?
Like can we? Yeah? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
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We got to the gate twelve minutes before it was
supposed to leave.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
That was on you. You almost cost hundreds. You almost
cost the family hundreds.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Plane was delayed once we got to the gate. Here good, yeah,
oh there's plenty more. I I'm moving on time. We
got to take a break. I can tell you all
sort maybe beyond that guy. Now that I realize this,
I might be the guy.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Because here I'm not saying it's the same person, but
you just don't want to be the person of the group.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You don't want to be that person. We'll take a break.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I got a text from Bezos. She said, I can
say why I almost got canceled. Okay, they were giving
away free drinks at Neighbors and it was just the staff.
These two just normal girls that work at the bar.
They're coming around giving away free drinks. So what free drinks.
You think people are giving away crap, right, so what
do you think We'll just name.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
One amrit O sour.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I don't even know what a free beer, but you're
on the right path with crap.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, bush light Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So I'm thinking they're gonna get They go, hey, do
you want free beer? You're sitting here watching sports, you
want free beer? Of course, justin Yeah, it's my birthday,
I want free beer. I want to get warmed up
for the game. And so yeah, they're getting us all
these free beers. They reach into their bucket and hand
it coronas. Oh, and I go, what's with the free
top shelf beer?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
What are we in Tijuana?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
And Baser goes, don't say that, you're gonna get canceled,
And I said, I was saying it because the beer
is literally from Mexico, and she thought I was just
I don't know why she thought that, but I did
not get canceled, And it was because of the location
of the beer that.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
We were drinking, and we were currently in America.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I just thought found it odd that they were handing
us a known Mexican beer that's like top shelf seven
dollars for free. I was also assuming bush latte and
I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm not sure that was cancelable, Like you were
just thinking, oh my gosh, are we did we go
on vacation, and I didn't realize it because wow, they
are giving us good beer.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That's not that bad. That's really not that bad.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Back to your trip.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Uh no, no, I don't need to go back to
my trip. We ended up making it to Puerto Rico.
It was great, it was amazing. But I did like
one time I was going to Vegas and once again,
I like to walk on the plane right when I
get to the airport. I don't like to be, you know, early,
And I show up to the airport and I was late.
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I missed the plane.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Don't want the returner the day two there, brutal two there.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I missed it.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
You're not itching, No, no, I was itching.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I was itching.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Hey, guys, I'm in no rush. We're only going to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I mean I would have been at the airport ten
hours early.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I'm not. I'm not big on getting there early. So
I had to sit at the bar for two hours
because they had another direct flight two hours later. I
was able to get on that flight, and so then
I go to Vegas. It was amazing. And then we
are leaving Vegas and we have a stop in Phoenix,
and then we go to Austin and the flight leaving
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Vegas is delayed, and I was with a Mod and
Uh Carlos and we were They were like, you can
get off the plane stay here, or you're gonna stay
the night in Phoenix.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And I'm like, guys, let's get off the plane and
stay in Vegas. And they're like, we don't have a
hotel room.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
It's Vegas.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm like, it's Vegas. It does not matter.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I already I wasn't even there, and I knew what
you would say.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
And A Mod's like, but I don't have my bag,
Like what do you need your bag for? He goes,
what am I gonna change into? You're already wearing clothes. Man,
it's one night, Like it's the next ten hours of
our life. Do you really need a bag? What kind
of story is it gonna be if we just freaking
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stay here and don't have a hotel room And we
get on a plane in the morning and we are
dog ted, we're hungover, we're drunk, where we look like crap,
we smell like alcohol. This is one for the memory books.
Let's let's get off this freaking plane.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Please tell me this went down?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Carlos and imt No, Man, I gotta go with my bag? Man,
what yeah? With my bag's going to Phoenix? How am
I gonna get it back? It's still gonna be on
the airplane and it's gonna still make it to Austin.
Don't worry. You're too hung up on your stupid bag
When you have a chance to make an epic night
in Las Vegas, you're worried about your stupid bag. Who
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cares about the bag?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
You're gonna live with regirts on that one.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yes, it's about living in the moment. In twenty years,
are you gonna be like, man, I'm so glad I
went and you know I held onto my bag? Or
in twenty years are you gonna be like, dude? Do
you remember that night that our plane was delayed and
we were gonna miss our connector in Phoenix, so we
stayed in Vegas without a hotel room. What is gonna
be more important to you twenty years from now?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Did I cost the group?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Was I think the weak link when from my bachelor
party I went without a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Was I that was probably mean? It cost me?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That was okay, that's you.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Okay, So I almost now that I have a new theory.
No vacation or trip goes perfect. So of the group,
there's always one person, could be big, could be small
in a way costs the group.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Just don't let it be you. Correct.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Uh the sister wife leaving the phone one hundred dollars
your dad has to mail it.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
She cost the group.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
So I look at them in the eyes. I'm like, guys,
this is our one chance. This is the stuff movies
is made out of. Now I'm staying on the plane.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No man, I don't see the cameras.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So I'm all right, great writing this one s. So
we fly to Phoenix, and of course we miss our
connecting and Phoenix, so there is no flight out to Austin.
So we get a hot They give us a hotel
room right by the airport, and we go out and
we get hammered. Thank goodness of Mode had his bag.
(25:56):
I'm so glad he had his bag. He had a
change of clothes, he had a change of clothes. Oh
my gosh, because Phoenix compares nothing to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
But whatever I heard, bottle blonde in Scottsdale's great.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And Scottsdale's awesome, and we're in Phoenix and none of
the chicks are really into us, and that's making everybody mad. Chalker, Yeah,
it's not. We're not We're not really having any luck
with the ladies.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
How's it going. I'm a lunchbox. What your name's lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And so at Austin as we're taking a cab back
to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, I'm from Austin. A mott.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I mean these busy streets wherever we were, Do you
get that go ahead from me? A mod is hanging
out the window. AF Phoenix, AF Phoenix, it.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Got so venick. You guys are cursing the city.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
He is, I mean he is up to his torso
out the window everybody walking down the street. AF Phoenix,
AF Phoenix, EF Phoenix, I mean just screaming his head off.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It never goes that bad where you're about to leave
that you hate the city so much you're shouting at it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So just remember we missed our flight on the way there.
We missed our connector on the way back, so we
missed two flights. So we get back to the hotel.
I don't even know what time it was. We are hammered,
and there's like a they have the little pantry where
you can buy some food. We're buying all this food. Uh,
and we're a hammer and we stumble up to the
room and we're just loud as hell in the hallway.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You need undo the booze.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We are so loud in the hallway and we're someone
Carlos falls over in the hallway and he can't we
can't get the door open, and we're like.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
What in the world, how many chicks are with you? All?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Zero? Zero chicks?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That was a rhetorical question.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Assumed that zero chicks.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Man, At no point do you yell out the window
if you have chicks with you? Phoenix, great point.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
That's a dead giveaway. And we're just dying laughing. We're
so loud. It's probably three in the morning at this point,
and the dude in the hotel room next to us
swings open that door. You guys need to shut up.
You guys are so effing loud. I'm trying to sleep
in here, and we're laying on the.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Ground because we're hammered, and we look up and go,
you're naked, cad, Oh, I got your naked and we
are dying just laughing at him and being naked.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh he was knucked, dude, nuck butt knuck butt knuck.
And so we go in the room and then all
of a sudden we get up.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Am.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I called sh and we here. We can hear you
in there. Oh, and we go, hell, you guys be quiet,
and it's the front desk. We got a noise can
play you guys need to quiet it down or I
about to ask you guys leave? Okay, cool man Cool?
So then we need a wake up call. So Carlos
calls the front desk and he says, hey, we need
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a wake up call because we had like a seven
thirty am flight naturally, yeah, and so like all right,
cool got the wake up call and we all pass
out and our flight seven thirty, so we need I
mean the airport is like literally half a block maybe
a mile, I don't know, and our flights at seven thirty.
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We wake up at six forty five, and we're like,
what happened to the wake up call? Carlos called the
front desk for the wake up call? Then he just
had the phone on his chest and passed out. He
never hung the phone up.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Man, these planes are loud. Oh there goes our plane.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And we're like, oh my god, get up, get up,
get up, and don't worry. A man grabbed his bag.
His bag was already packed, he was ready to go.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
He secured the bag and we run down staf.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
We jump in a cab. We're like America West or
whatever the heck GE's called, and we drives us to
the gate. We run in. He dropped us at the
wrong terminal. There was three different terminals. He dropped us
at B. We were supposed to be at sea. We
missed our plane.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I believe it that Vegas has the same situation. Now.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, so that's three misflights in one trip. That's a record,
that is an absolute record. And so we go. We
finally get to the gate and we just like lay
down on the chair and we're just like asleep or whatever.
And I remember this vividly. I'm sprawled across like four
chairs and I wake up and there's this girl just
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sitting there. She goes, it's like, you guys had a
rough night. I'm like, yeah, we did. It's our third misflight,
but we got out an epic night in Vegas, but
we had one. We're hanging out the window ying a
phoenix Phoenix and butt naked dude yelling at us next door.
So I don't know who the common denominator was that trip,
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but that was a trip of disasters that chicks like. Well,
me and my three blonde haired girls were looking for
some guys to hang out with last night. We just
didn't feel safe. Where did you guys stay at?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh we were a floor up. You must have not
heard us. Yeah, we were partying. Probably put your hands
up singing my song find and a hand away. Yeah,
we done went out with you guys a bottle blonde
in Scottsdale.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Great, Oh, maybe Phoenix isn't so bad after all. We'll
take a break. We'll be right back. Okay, all right,
you want to know about the nine nine nine? Yeah,
so Justin Stern and how old did he turn?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Believe we're all forty?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Wow? All right, happy birthday, Justin.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
So Justin randomly decides that he wants to do the
nine nine to nine, which is nine innings, nine hot dogs,
nine beers at the Nashville Sounds game.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I don't know how you do that, probably vomit.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
And so we're at Neighbors with Friends because there's also
a bar called Friends. We're at Neighbors with Friends two
blocks from the stadium, and there's a bar called Friends.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Gotta be guys, look it up next street.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
They used to have one. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
And so Justin's drinking at Neighbors and we go, dude,
if you're gonna complete the nine to nine to nine
and he goes, I'm warming up for it. He goes,
I can't just sit here for an hour or not
drink that. This isn't even the beer isn't an issue.
So we're like, okay, So we get mozzarella sticks, we're
eating other stuff. Sorry, guys, I can't have those.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'm going to do the nine hot dogs and I
won't be able to do that. But he's drinking all
the beers. So then we split. They go to the
game and he's updating us, and I think, to get
the record, you can't just pound nine beers and then
do three hot dogs in an inning. You have to
do every inning, one beer, one hot dog. As it
plays out.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, and so what you're hoping for is very long
innings where they score nine runs in one inning.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Pitchclock does not help with the nine nine nine, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
But last night the Braves scored eight runs in the
eighth and the bar at him of the eighth, the
Red scored eight runs.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Unbelievable, So you could have probably pulled off the eight eight,
nine to ninety nine. So justin through five innings, he said,
it was simple, five beers, five dogs, gets to the
sixth inning, simple and.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
There's runs being scored, and so that was worth.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
If it's a three up, three down, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
That's that could easily be.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
With the pitch clock, you could be looking at a
five minute innings, could be five minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, so he said he made it. Then he goes
into the sixth six dogs and six beers. He gets
into the seventh and at this point three runs, like
three to three. Gets into the seventh, he's texting us,
the beer is so easy. Seventh, puts down to the
other beer. Hot dog, little tough. Gets through the seventh. Oh,
he goes to the eighth inning with a perfect game,
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perfect game. He puts down the beer and he was
only able to get two thirds of a hot dog.
So he went seven to two thirds, finished nine beers,
watch nine innings. Seven to two thirds hot dogs not bad?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I mean, really, that's a valiant effort. Is I think
I could maybe eat four hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
And he had been drinking at Top Golf, at Harriet's
and at Neighbors and still completed the nine to nine,
just not the nine to nine to nine. And then
also the thing that didn't work for him was the
eighth and ninth no runs scored and the home team
won the national.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
He didn't even get the bottom of the ninth. Yeah,
that's a tough one. That's tough. That's tough man, that's
a that's a Where did this challenge come from? First
of all? And I just think is it even fun?
Because do you just not feel disgusting afterwards? Nine hot
dogs is a lot a lot of hot dogs. I mean, personally,
hot dogs are way overrated. I'm not even a big
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fan of hot dogs. The pork missiles is not my thing.
I'm not sure I love pork missiles enough to eat
nine of them in a two and a half hour period.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
And the Glizzi challenge, what was I gonna say? Nine
nine to nine justin us. We were gonna go and
I was gonna live stream it on Sore Losers YouTube,
but I got canceled before and we went home. Right,
That's what I'm saying. That's what sucks when you be canceled.
I wasn't able to do that for our people. The
truckers would have loved that crap. On a Saturday night,
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people just dousing themselves in a bunch of glizzy sauce
and ketch up.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
That's how I know you don't take this pot serious.
Like we are trying to get more YouTube watchers subscribers,
trying to get people to watch our videos where we
need to put up more content. And you have the
chance to not only have Justin on the live stream,
but Justin and a baseball game and hot dogs and
beers and maybe some blondes around you in the background,
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like holding up the cards number nine, number eight, whatever
hot dog it is, and you fail to capitalize on
the opportunity.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, And I also was perfect the entire day because
I believe right around Harriet's is when he started throwing
it the idea around. Hey, for my birthday, my one
wish is I get to nine to nine to nine,
and so we kind of joked about it, and so
I knew I had to be on my best behavior
to make it all the way to the baseball game,
and I was. I was doing a perfect game with
baser all the right things. Happy birthday, Let's take a pick,
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click click, Hey, great swing, let me show you a
couple tips. Great, all right, I got the uber, let's
go all right.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah. I get to the final bar and I say,
what are y'all from tia Wan? And I got canceled.
We thought they're gonna bring out Corona. Yeah, I I
thought it's the beer you can't sell.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, Usually it is the beer you can't sell. It's
the leftovers. It's like, okay, we gotta get this, like
it's gonna expire whatever it is, we've had it for
so long. Or maybe they had a Corona truck deliver
an extra case that they didn't pay for and say like, oh,
we don't care, might as well give it away for free.
Whatever it is, it was your downfall.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It's like you go to a bar the whole day
and all you're ordering is the cheapest stuff, and then
they come around with gray Goose bottle service at the
end of the day and they're like, do you.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Guys want this for free? Uh? Yeah, but we really
haven't been big spenders. That's what it was like.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Sorry, hey, so how did Justin feel?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
The next day they went out again. I saw a picture.
Oh he kidded around.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
There was a place called Centennial that has great wings
and he goes.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Oh, I've been to that place.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I believe then it doesn't matter, but yeah, that's a
good spot. And then he joked. I think he was joking.
He goes, I'm gonna go for the forty wing challenge today.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh no, that's a joke.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I never even checked back.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's not real.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
What is he Joey Chestnut for his fortieth Did he
wish that?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I mean, you know what he did not do. He
did not text me and be like, hey, sorry, you
couldn't make it on my birthday or anything like that.
He invited me said I couldn't. I don't know. Maybe
I didn't respond that I couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Oh, maybe he did text me, because he goes, I
want my funeral to be a coyote funeral.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
You know what that is? No, apparently, a coyote funeral
is you just go out in.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
The desert and you just die and then the animals
pick you apart.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Oh thanks, man, that's the morbid happy fortieth.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, man, Like, what in the hell is see? Okay?
Do we need to check on him?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I've been talked to him since.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Can someone check the sahara see if they see any
of Justin's remains. We'll take a break, We'll be right back.
Let me tell you, right, we are lucky to be alive, man.
I mean, you guys do not understand how close we
were to dying and this pod being extinct. I mean,
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we were all set on Wednesday to come in here
and provide a banger of a pod, a banger of
a pod, and then all of a sudden we.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Hear please exit the building. There is an emergency. Please
exit the building. There is an emergency. Didn't tell us
what the emergency was. Please exit the building. There is
an emergency, please exit the building.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
There is that?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
What's the emergency? How emergent is it? Like? Do I
need to run? And then my question is if there's
a fire, Like if there was a fire in this building,
don't they need to tell me the location? Because there's
multiple stairwells, So I'm just running down the stairwell blind.
What if it was the fire was in that stairwell,
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Why didn't they tell me, Hey, you need to go
down to this stairwell.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, there was no direction given.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So me and Abby Arnold's girl friend went into just
a random parking lot and then Abby goes, I smell gas,
and so we go, well, we need to get lower
than you.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Just get out of this building. So that's when we.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Hit That's when you jumped over.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
No, but we were on the sixth floor. Then that's
when we hit another stairwell and just went down as
fast as we could. Once you got into the stairs,
that's when you really smell. It smelled like a grill,
right when you first turn on the petro.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Once I got in, I was like, Okay, whatever, there's
gonna be an accident, old fire alarm, trail off. We're
going to go outside. This is no big deal. And
then I looked out the window and there were tons
of people down there, and I was like, Oh, this
is the real deal. So I thought there was a
real fire. And then when I got down to about
the third floor, that's when I really smelled the gas.
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I was like, oh boy, we got a gas leak, fools.
And then I diagnosed the problem right away. We hit
the street and I was like, listen, guys, everybody, they're
building a hotel back there. They definitely had to hit
the gas line. That's what's gonna happen, and that's what
ended up. It was, and I diagnosed it right away.
I knew construction was going on. But then in a
crisis situation, you need a leader. And there's all these
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people just standing on the sidewalk in front of the building,
and I'm like, guys, this is a gas leak. It
could blow up at any time. So I stand out
in the middle road like, hey, guys, let's go across
the street. Come on, come on, guys, everybody cross the
street over to the McDonald's. Everybody over to the McDonald's.
Everybody over the McDonald's, and I'm leading people to safety.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
I agree with you, because that's when I came out
and I saw you doing that, and then I was
kind of jacking around with some of the I was
like directing this one guy, no hold on, I was
directing this one truck and the guy, I go, come on,
you're good you're good. And then he wasn't turning. I
didn't know behind him he had this huge light. Wasn't
an extinguisher it.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Was it was it was an excavator.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
But on behind him he was gonna dig with the excavator.
I could only see the front of his truck, and
he goes, I have an ass in.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
I didn't know he.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Was pulling that thing behind him, so that's why he
couldn't squeeze him.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
The fire truck is coming first and raised saying yeah,
come on through, come on through. Like the fire truck
with its freaking lights on, needs Ray's permission to come
on through. Like hey man, you go you're good, you're good.
And then it was the the the gas company. They're
bringing the excavator to dig the ground up, and hey,
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the dude has his window down. He's turning down this
arrow street and Ray he's like, I'm good, you're good, man,
you're good. And he looks at it. He goes, I
got an ass in, man, And Ray's like, yeah, yeah,
you're good, you're good. It just ignores him and then
you look and it's like, oh my god. He has
a trailer that is as long as an eighteen Wheeler.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
He was about to clear out all the people on
the corner, So then it made sense why he wasn't turning.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
And then we're just stuck out there and we're thinking
off five minutes, ten minutes. And here's my question. Why
was there five thousand firefighters all just walking around? Like,
why did they need that many firefighters when none of
them were doing anything?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Well, you gotta think fire engine nine. There's probably twelve
different firehouses in Nashville, and maybe they all got the
call because it was on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yeah, but once they get there and there's no fire,
could have been no no, but there wasn't a fire.
So why did fifteen to twenty firefighters just stick around
hanging out?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
I'll ask the father in law, Like, I was.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Very confused by that. And then we had to decide
what are we going to do? Do we do the pod?
Do we wait around for the pod?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
You idiots go to a restaurant right next to the
building that has a gas leak hold on. I mean,
if a bomb goes off, you guys will be in
the line of fire.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
It was not my pit. We're standing on the corner.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
You could probably still smell the gas where you guys
ate at.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
We're sitting on the corner and someone's like, why know
we go down and get them in the eat and
everybody's like, yeah, that's a great idea. And there's two
sides of the building. There's the north side of the building.
In the south side of the building, the north side
of the building is where the gas leak is. And
where do we go to? The restaurant on the north
side of the building, Like literally the next parking lot
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is where we went. We walk in and the guy's like,
do you guys have a resie. I'm like, a what.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
RESI Well, hold on ahead.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'm like, no, we don't have any resis. And he goes, no,
do you have a reservation?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
We have a gas leak?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
I said, oh no, no, there's eight of us. We
just He goes, let me check. There's literally two people
in the restaurant and I'm like, what are we checking?
There is no there's no way that many people have
a reservation for lunch at eleven twenty eight am on
a freaking Wednesday morning.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Protocol. He's got to check it.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Got to check the resis. Okay, okay, it looks like
we'll be able to see you. Well, no crap, you're
gonna be able to see this when there's no one
else in your freaking restaurant.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
This place blows up.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
And then we go sit down and we are literally
on the window of the parking lot where the gas leak.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Is, seeing the gas come out.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Seeing the fumes that just vapors in the air. And
I'm like, guys, I can still smell the gas and
they're like, yeah, I can still smell it too. And
then the waiter comes up, Oh, lo, what brings you
guys in today workouting? And we're like, no gas leak.
He goes, oh yeah, and you never know when that's
gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
I'm like, what, I'm gonna make small talk with a
gas link.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
That's not a funny joke. Like what he's like, I
was like, I was getting lightheaded. He goes, where you really,
because that's what happens to me whenever there's I have
to sit.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Down, here you go, here's the free water, and he was.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Like, would you like something to drink? And Scuba gets
an old fashioned Pitts gets a beer, Kevin gets a beer.
I didn't get anything.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, that's on you.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Well, yeah, I had other things going on, and then
we just sit there and you can smell the gas.
You're watching all the workers. You're seeing the NYS truck,
the electric or the gas companies show up. And he's
on his computer typing in his little van. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
We probably shouldn't have dug there in the first place. Yeah, guys,
this is the spot. I was next to you on
the corner, and that's when we made the determination. You
go not doing the pod because they're going to close
the building for two hours. The one lady that owns
the two buildings or runs him, Oh my, super nice.
She was all over the place. I'ms over and she goes, hey,
I own eleven hundred If you guys want to go
over there on the patio and I'm like, do what
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can we have drinks?
Speaker 3 (45:51):
And she's like, yeah, there's a fridge. I'm like, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
She's like, oh, you guys, I've already I've already told
security over there if you guys want to go over
there and just come inside and just get out of
the heat. And I mean you look over at the
McDonald's parking lot and there's one hundred people sitting in
the McDonald's parking lot. Not any of them decided they
should go inside. And I love how we all just
stand there like there's a gas leak. If it booms,
all of us are just standing outside like it's no
big deal. Like we we went nowhere. I mean we
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literally went to the corner and then we went half
a block to the freaking restaurant. And you can still
smell the gas. But yeah, that lady was all over
the place and I just saw her working work in
the crowd. She was not walking talking to the fire
chief over there, talking to the gas company over there,
talking to so and so. I mean her and her
little flower dress looking. I mean, she's hot, and she
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was just walking around working the crowd. And I'm like,
I don't think you're supposed to be over there, Like
once the fire department shows up, you just back off
and let them do their thing. But she was all
up in it. Oh yeah, so what do we think, chief?
Is the gas leak right here?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
But she was super nice, comes over to me, gives
me an exact estimate of when the building's get me open.
I was like, you're amazing, thank you. But anyways, you
split and I go I saw red. I need to
get home, nap, play with my cat, not do anything.
Don't feel like going to this restaurant I've been to
multiple times, and I know it's always empty. The food's fine,
but it's just way too fancy, just way. I just
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want to McDonald's burger. That's all I want.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I will say it was quite fancy, and I thought
the food was okay, like I had some go food.
I took it home and I was like, that's all right.
I wouldn't say it was amazing. I didn't need a
Rezie I'll tell you that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I didn't feel like doing the rezie thing. And I
brought a client there one time. I'm just gonna get
a burger next time. I don't need all the truffle
sauce on it.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like what are we doing? But I go into the
parking garage.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
I walk up it and there's a couple of fire
guys and they go, hey, what are you doing up here?
And I go and they go, we got to clear
the building. I go, oh, I can show you guys
the elevator. And so the well immediate first thing I
said was my in. So they're all coming with me.
We all go in the elevator. Go, oh, is the
elevator good to take and they go, yeah, yeah, let's
just go up the elevator, even though we couldn't go
down the elevator. But then we go up to our
floor and they go, they go.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
We got to clear this, we got to clear this.
I was like, yeah, let's clear it. I'm not a
firefighter at all. I was trying. I saw red.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I just wanted my keys in my backpack. So I go, yeah,
let's clear it.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Let's clear and they're like, okay, okay, so is it
just this one and they go, where's the residences? And
I said, that's a separate elevator. I can take you
guys down to the lobby. They go, it's fine, it's fine,
let's just we got to clear this.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
And I'll go all right, let's clear it.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
And so they went to the right and dude, I
went sprinting to my backpacking keys. Got my backpacking keys.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Wait, they were in this room.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, they were walking all around here.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh my god, what how hilarious if we would ignore
the call, stayed in here, did a pod and they
come in here.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
All right, we need to clear the building with the axe.
Oh my boa boe, what.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Sorry, man, we got trapped in here.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
The door was open, and so then I get my
bag and they see me on the way out and
they go, what.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Are you doing? I was like, you got I gotta
get out of here, guys, you gotta go, gotta go,
and they're okay. I was stumbling over my words. I go, oh,
do you need me to show you the other lobby?
And they're like.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
The one guy just wasn't even talking. I think he
was my age and I had no idea what was
going on. The other guy goes, okay. I think he
was still trying to realize what they desks.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
No, but he was he. I thought they knew I
wasn't a firefighter. Why was I up there clearing the building?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Them?
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Dude, I just need to get out of their way.
But I had my crap. Go to the parking garage,
get in my car.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Your video. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
And the other radio people, like five of them got
turned down. They al said get out of here, and
they just let me get my keys and back back.
So I go all the way down the parking garage
in my car. I get to the bottom.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
You must be the last one. Where did you come from?
And I go, yeah, guys, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
I think the chief knew me, because chiefs no chiefs.
My father in law, Phil was a fire captain. They
all know each other. He goes, let's get him out
of here. Let's get him out of here.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
The road is blocked off. They have barricaded the road.
They have six fire trucks, they have gas company trucks.
And then the fire chief is personally leading ray to safety.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
It gets better.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
He gets me down the ramp and then moves their
little barricade. Okay, so then I can make it right. Well,
Broadway's busy, there's cars flying by. The fire chief goes
in the middle of traffic, stops traffic, and he goes.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
You're good to go.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
You're good to go, and he's waving his arms like
I was a public official.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I didn't need to get out. It was no like
special circumstance. I pull out into the road and he goes,
watch the engine, watch the engine, because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Want to cut it too close. I'm in the middle
of Broadway.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
I'm the only car that's getting let go, and then
I just got it to the express. I'm into bed
to see you guys.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
I was helping nobody but myself.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Hey, hey, you must be the last one. Where'd you
come from?
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Man, I was asleep. Man, I didn't know someone came
knocking on my door. Yeah, gotta get out, gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Everybody else got shut down.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
And I saw him walking to my past my gym
because they couldn't get any of them could get their vehicles.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
It was quite a Wednesday, man. So then finally we
get downe with lunch and they haven't cleared the building yet,
and I was like, guys, we just gotta go get
our cars. And we just walked up the ramp right
by the firefighters and they kind of looked at us,
like where are these guys going? And we all just
walked up the ramp and walked to our cars, got
in them, and left. I mean, I don't know why
I didn't leave in the beginning, but I didn't know
it was going to be a real deal. I didn't
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know it was gonna take forever. I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
The whole time he's waving me, I'm thinking, we gotta
get this guy out of here.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
He's gotta go take a nap. Come on, come on, yep,
everybody back, get it back. He's got some zeas to
cut in the country.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I was going to do nothing.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
He's gotta go check the corn. He's gotta go check
the corn. He gotta make sure those farmers are okay.
Make sure those farmers are okay.
Speaker 3 (51:15):
They were clearing the building, and all I did was
trying to get my backpacking keys.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
It would have been funny, though, to see the firefighters
running around our office.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Man, gotta check the footage.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Maybe, oh, man, and we got one email before we go, man,
one email? Yeah, lunchbox and ray Wow. Never been so formal.
I will be in the area August thirteenth through the seventeenth.
Would love to try to stop by the studio and
attend a taping if possible of the Pod eight fourteen,
which is August fourteenth, would be ideal. Let me know
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if this works. Thanks Sherry from Maryland. Sherry will make
it happen. I'll email you back. Thanks for listening, and
have a great weekend. Guys.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
I don't know much else. Pretty slow one for us.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
We got a family party, pool party on Sunday, so
I said Max to drink lemon on Fridays.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
Same on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I got a big weekend. We have finally baby Box one,
he turned seven on July seventeenth. We were finally having
a birthday party for him on Saturday. Sunday.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Sunday, let go for the kids box and Chicken Nuggets
nine nine nine.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
He will be trying that. He's gonna try juice boxes.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
Chicken nuggets and nine cartoons.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yes, and we are gonna do that. I also asked
them what is the one thing they want to do
that summer is like four days away from being over,
and it was a unanimous Another pod with the kids
now trampoline park. So I got to hit the trampoline park.
Baby Box three. His idea was he wanted to get
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ice cream before the summer was over and candy.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
I heard somebody died there the other day. What at
the trampoline park.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Huh, I'm kidding, But that's what you tell the kids,
that's your god, that's how you get.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Why would you do that to me? I was like,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (53:07):
Did you kids not see the newspaper? Oh you can't read?
It was well, aile, you were watching cartoons. Yeah, real bad.
We'll just go for a walk.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
No, no, I don't mind the The trembling Park's fine,
like they run around. It's fun.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
The weather's supposed to be a little cooler this weekend,
like Eyes of eighty three.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
Dad, what if you died? What if?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
No? No, no, nope. So we got that. We got
trample Ding Park, and I had to get ice cream
and had to get candy. Gonna have to dad, what
if Bruda died? Do the birthday party? Gonna have to
do what else?
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Yeah, I think that's about it that I can think of.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
I was gonna say sports wise, nothing, Oh.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, you got the championship, the win them championship championship.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
I gotta get back into golf.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yeah, there's no one playing. Man, So I literally had
no idea football was on last night. But hey, man,
what a great week. It's great. You see all those
trades in the baseball Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah, Judge went to the Yankees, but he was already
with them.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Oh yeah, that's true. Korea. Back to the freaking Astros man.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
That's a big one. Yeah, guys, Astros win the al
too bad?
Speaker 1 (54:14):
He can't hit. If he could hit, he'd be great.
I mean, his glove's amazing, but he can't hit.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Man, and never understand it with the averages. When they
get traded to a new team, do their averages start over?
Because Ryan McMahon played for the Rockies in the Nationally
he got traded to the Yankees, and his average is
two twenty two. But he's hit the ball five times
every day for the past three days, so I'm guessing
he keeps his old average even though he's on a
new team.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yeah, I think you're right. It's always weird because sometimes
they start the home runs over they don't do the
home runs. I don't know. Yeah, we got it. Looks
like the Windom's gonna shape up to be a heck
of a matchup. Meisner's in the lead. McIntyre at minus
six right now, he's minus two on the day, Look
for him to make a run. Kissinger is minus six.
He's minus two on the day. Not that anybody cares
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about these people, but yeah, a man, whoo, I don't
know much else, man, anything else you want to say? Oh,
I forgot to change cameras. Whatever, I'm done. Good night,