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September 13, 2023 63 mins

Aaron Rodgers had a chance to mend the fences with Lunchbox once and for all but instead he decided to say screw you one more time to Lunchbox. All Rodgers had to do was grant one special request but instead he decided to blow out his achilles instead. Josh Allen is starting to look like a real idiot and doesn't seem to understand how important he is to the Bills. Plus Ray finally fills us in on why people loves NASCAR because some guy at a bar taught him the ways. Also we give you an update on Team Snacks march to a championship. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, man, all right, we've been having some banger pods.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Later, I think we have I feel like we've been
on a roll dune. And yeah, we'll talk aer heater alert,
heater alert. And I got on sore Losers locks because
he's stop busy posting pictures of his damn puppy and
not keeping track of our locks. Because we did locks
on Friday. He didn't tweet him out. He didn't let
people know.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hey, less puppy, more picks.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's what I said, get on it.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It all started when a dumb ass met another dumb
ass and they became the dumb Ass Trio. The end.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh ray, hey, Arnold Wednesday, let's go, Hey, Abby, see
you later.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Listen. I don't want you and Abby in here together.
This is business. If we're gonna be like Pat McAfee.
I actually watched their whole episode the other day. If
you watched an entire episode, and I'm gonna give my breakdown,
if Lunch wants me to.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I would love to hear it, because I mean, I
have no idea. I watched it for five minutes the
other day and he said, the Kansas City or the
Detroit Lions are headed to Kansas City tonight, and I mean,
could Kansas City be perfect on the season? Like, what
a terrible opening statement because they are nowhere near being perfect,

(01:17):
Like there was never a thought in my mind, Like
you know what, I really think the Chiefs might go
perfect this year? No chance.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, that's called segment filling. That was his opening monolog
Ah what is he? Carson?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Goodness, Arnold, you've been watching McAfee. Yeah, I'm gonna go
ahead and watch.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Him right now. No you're not. You're gonna listen to
our show. Arnold, you set up a bitch. All right, lunch,
let's do a lot. Oh the one, two, three, sore losers?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. Su give me the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
All It's Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the West side of Nashville with Baser.
We do have our new cat, Piper things crazy as hell.
Bless that cat. Bless my family, Bless this house, Bless
this home, Bless Wes Nashville. Lunch over to you.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I can't believe how much Aaron Rodgers hates me. I
understand that I've said some bad things about him in
the past. I ripped him apart. But I came on
here on Monday's podcast and I told Aaron Rodgers. I
begged and I pleaded with Aaron Rodgers. I said, listen, man, tonight,
I have a chance to win some money if all

(02:40):
you can do is win the game and keep the
score between forty four and forty eight points combined. And
I said, by gones would be by gones, fences would
be mended, We'd build a bridge over troubled water. We
would do all of that.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It whim's the shit you say. I know where you
got it from, Bridge over troubled water. It was a
clip we.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Played on No No, No, no, no no. That is
something you say like you gotta like when you have
bad things, you gotta build a bridge and get over it.
And so I thought we came to an understanding that
we were gonna be cool, that he was gonna do
something for me so I could appreciate him instead of
just kicking the bear's ass over and over and over
again when he was on the packers and you know,

(03:24):
making obscene gestures. H discount double check to our fans.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, why don't you put him in the pillary.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I might as well, because I thought, after hearing that
on Monday Show, he was gonna go out, ball out
beat the Bills, and I was gonna get my money.
We were gonna bury the hatchet and we were gonna
move on with our lives. Instead, they won. I put

(03:51):
the kids to bed, good Night Box one, good Night
Box two, good Night Box three, Dyang, Hello box wife,
no here, Hello cable box. And I had DV Yarditt
and so my brother called me like, uh, probably ten
minutes into the game, and I saw it, and I

(04:12):
was like, I can't answer that, like I have I
haven't even started watching the game. So there must have
been a big play. I'm thinking, Oh, there's some huge play,
like a touchdown right off the bat, maybe kick return
for a touchdown, the you know opening kick. I have
no idea since that happens, Well, that's what I'm saying.
If he's called me that early in the game, something
exciting happened. So I sit down on the couch to

(04:33):
watch the game and Aaron Rodgers goes down, he gets sacked.
Looks like nothing, looks like it looks like a normal
freaking play. Okay, dang it, he's mad. He tosses the
ball up like he does. He lays on his back
and then he gets up and he takes about two
steps and he goes back down. Yes, in my head,

(04:57):
I said, man, is Aaron Rodgers so out to get
me that he hates me so much he's about to
lay down in fake an injury because he doesn't want
me to.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Win my bet.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Then I thought, man, Aaron Rodgers is one of the
tougher dudes in the NFL. Like, he plays hurt all
the time. He lets you know he's hurt, but he
plays hurt, he plays through injuries. So for him to
lay down like that, I said, oh damn.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
He learned that at the Darkness Retreat.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is not good.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Cook. Didn't this game not happen five days ago?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
This is the dude. This game happened two days ago.
And it's literally the biggest thing in the NFL. I
didn't know you were giving.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Me your play by play feelings.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
It is the biggest game changer in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Like in the world.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
No less one team has not been reliant on one
guy taking them to the next level.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
This is bigger than the war in Iraq.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Ray, I don't think we're still doing the war in Iraq.
I think that's over. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I don't I don't really pay attention to that much
to current events unless it's sports related. But the whole
hype around Aaron Rodgers to New York, the whole offseason
was around that. That storyline. That was the whole thing
going into this NFL season.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, and obviously the new cycle in stations loved that
he got traded.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Loved it, sucked, it was great. The Jets. Their defense
is amazing. Watching that game, dude, they seriously could have
won the Super Bowl with Aaron Rodgers under center.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, but they're not going to, so I understand.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
But their defense was so good. I don't know how
Aaron Rodgers was going to play like he may have
not been very good, but the thought of him playing
like he did two years ago when he was the MVP,
they could have been amazing. But he goes down and
I'm like, oh damn. Trainers come out, shit man, and
they help him up and he has his arms draped

(07:00):
over their.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Shoulders like you would with any of your boys.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And he goes into that blue tint and they and
they are this is they are skinny. They are going
from right. When the play's over, they don't show replays.
They're showing the blue tint all right, next play over
the blue tint to see if Aaron Rodgers emerges. And
then they see the guy on his little sweatshirt calling

(07:23):
for the cart and you know, oh damn, this is
really really bad.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And then you got the one worker. He can't get
the gate down from the cart, dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yes, and he couldn't get it back up.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean, learn the one two step process before the
game next time, Frank.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Your one job is that lift up the last in
my question here, here's also another question.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, I mean he looked like he was jacking himself
off on live TV. Sir. I'm sure there's a pin
and a pull.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Do that.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Try it out. It's Aaron Rodgers, for God's sake, get
the man on the car.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
But realistically, Aaron Rodgers is on the cart. He's one
of the best athletes in the world. Guess what it's
not like you're going through New York City going one
hundred miles an hour. I don't think I really don't
think that railing needs to be put up. Are you
taking him to the hospital in traffic? I mean, are
you going up and down a mountain. Note you're driving

(08:23):
down the sideline, taking the left and taking a right
up the tunnel. It ain't like you're flying at eighty
miles an hour. He's not gonna slide off the freaking side.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
The driver put it in his GPS, dumb ass. It's
the tunnel. We all know where it is.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, it's not that hard. We don't need the gate
up there. So him sitting there for five minutes, banagula
that stupid little side gate, like, no need. In thirty seconds,
you're gonna get in the tunnel and take that down.
Then they show him getting off the cart in the
tunnel with a boot on.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
His leg, going into the X ray room, and you know,
oh damn. And so I have a quote from Aaron
d go ahead. He said it on Pat McAfee's to
his buddy who's their star receiver.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Garrett Wilson.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Man. He said it to Garrett Wilson at halftime.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Garrett Wilson went up to in the training room and
just hugged him and was like.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Oh, and I heard this on Pat McAfee and he said,
Aaron Rodgers told Garrett Wilson, what do you tell him?
I forget the quote?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Sorry kid?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
It was simple, damn it. How did I forget the
damn quote?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Sorry kid?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I knew it was too work, bad coach, wait to
bring the hammer.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I fucking forgot the quote. Hey, we dialed in on
that quote.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dude. I literally watched it on back and I was like,
I'll remember this for the show. That's easy to remember. Yeah,
I was so in.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
The stadium was electric. The atmosphere was electric when he
went out of that game. Dude, you could have yelled
at your buddy at the top and he would have
heard you. It was dead silent. Menory was there.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
And he also took an FDN Y cop and firefighter
fire department in why cop was PDN why Police Department
in New York. He took two of them. That's pretty cool, right,
that's pretty cool. I don't know how he gets those tickets.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
He's connected, dude, I don't know, but I'm just saying
it was. Oh man, this sucks because.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, And I have a comment to say. I heard
someone in the water cooler room, maybe in another room,
but I don't want to give the exact location. They said,
it's amazing that happened, and I said, hell, no, it's not.
It would have been awesome watching Aaron Rodgers all year.
How is that amazing?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It sucks.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It absolutely sucks. Like I don't like Aaron Rodgers, but
I feel tar word. I feel terrible for Aaron Rodgers.
I feel terrible for fans of football because that was
a great storyline. You wanted to see it, you wanted
to see it unfold, the hype, the everything, and now
we're gonna watch Zach Wilson on primetime all the time
because the Jets. I don't know if I'm guessing, I

(11:07):
bet you they probably got four more primetime games. I
haven't looked at the schedule, but with Aaron Rodgers, I
bet you all these primetime games are like, oh, yeah,
we want Aaron Rodgers on TV, and now we got
to settle for Zach Wilson.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Hey, and they should have gone to alternate programming after
Rogers went out the game.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I mean, they couldn't have put Cornhole on or something.
I mean, those guys hit more holes than freaking Zach Wilson.
Unless it's his mom's friend Couger. It was depressing, and
I sat there and I was like, damn, the Bills
get up, and I'm like, maybe I should just turn

(11:47):
this off. This is gonna be a blowout, like there's
the Jets have no chance. But I kept watching the game,
and I knew my bet between forty four and forty
eight points was dead. I knew Zach Wilson wasn't gonna
all of a sudden explode for a bunch of there
was no way that was happening.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
And you also needed something very perfect to happen, right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Had a like a four point window forty four, forty five,
forty six, seventy eight, whenever five point, and I needed
the Jets to win. So it's slim to none.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
You might as well played Keno on Fremont.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, well, I will plan on if the computers are
back up once you get to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Eight.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
If you sore losers Nation, if you're one of the
people's cyber attacking Las Vegas, stop that shit, like stop it.
I want to go part of the nation, like I
want to go, and I want to play slots when
I go. Okay, so can you please knock it off. Well,
they're trying to get a pay day. They are trying
to get a pay day Caesars. Their properties were threatened
with this hack a few months ago, and they paid
thirty million. Ransom said, now I don't do it.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That tells you how much they're making. Exactly, give that
up and say these days are too important.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
You had to say, oh, here's thirty million, no problem.
I mean, Aaron Rodgers, you's got to play thirty nine
million for four snaps. Here's the crazy part though. It's
sad and it sucks, it's awful. His career is over.
It is done.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, he's thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
You don't just bounce back from Achilles when you're thirty nine,
maybe twenty two to twenty three. Your body can handle it,
you can. You know, at thirty nine years old, everything's harder.
Coming back from injury is harder. So all this hype,
he may never I don't believe he'll ever complete a
pass for the New York Jets.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I agree with that, And honestly, he's gonna be known
as the Adahushia guy that went on a darkness retreat,
not even an NFL quarterback. And I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Well, I don't agree with that, but I do agree
that it is the weirdest thing. And then it also
hurts the Packers because they were gonna get a first
round pick for him, and now because he doesn't play
sixty five percent of snaps, it's a second rounder.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh really, Yeah, that's an interesting little uh asterisk.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
So not only does he say an f you to me,
he says f you to the Packers too. Still, he's
still giving it to the Packers. He's still giving it
to me. And now it's Zach Wilson's team, and it
sucks if you're a Jets player. This this week doesn't
set up any better for the Cowboys. They already was
going to set up good with the Jets coming off
Monday night football and extra day's rest. Then the Jets

(14:04):
are gonna have to travel to Dallas. Now the Jets
come off, I don't know how they won that game.
We're gonna talk about it because Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Is an idiot decision making. He is so stupid it
it goes to kids making decisions, poor decisions, people ending
up in jail. Josh Allen's making the same poor decisions,
but he's on a football field, and that's why he's
not incarcerated.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, he's putting his team in jail. There is no
way they should have lost that game. Josh Allen is
a moron. Josh Allen doesn't know how to hold on
to the damn football. But but I just can't believe
the Jets won. And where was I going?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You're gonna go to commercial?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, I wasn't gonna go to commercial. What was I
talking about?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
With Bills won the game because of Josh Allen?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Don't know the Jets won the game because but if
you're a oh setting up for the Cowboys. So the
Jets come off this emotional, crazy win with the plut
return in overtime, yes, be the Bills. They are going
to be so deflated the rest of this week though,
we give it a month because well, I'm just saying
for the Cowboys. It sets up great for the Cowboys
this weekend nine to eleven, no less, because they are

(15:13):
gonna be like, damn man, we just lost Aaron. Like
they know, Zach Wilson sucks like Garrett Wilson.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's got too many Wilson, Zach Wilson, Garrett Wilson, who
else Wilson football, good.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
God, Garrett Wilson, Breese Hall, they all know, yeah, mister Wilson.
So many funny.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Families of NFL players all got the same damn last night.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I am just they have to be like, damn, our
season over. They went from thinking they could win the
super Bowl to shit, well that was fun. Like we
know who Zach Wilson as we saw him last year.
They were good last year, but Zach Wilson couldn't win
them games. And now they're in that same boat.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Many Watson's in the NFL. Girl was in the side room.
She goes, oh, yeah, this Watson guy said, oh who Deshaun.
She goes, no, Christian, I said, how many more Watsons,
Watson and Watson? IBM, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Asked my dad Watson Watkins. He can't get the name right.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I like your dad, like your blue belt. But I mean,
at one point, every running backs name was Belle. There
was Rondez Bell, there was Mike Bell, there was all
the Broncos running backs.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh yeah, we're named Bell. Derreck Bell was blue Bell,
George Bell, he played baseball. But then let's go to
Josh Allen. Yeah, he was a turnover machine in the
beginning of his career, and he got Dabel. Dabbel, Dabel

(16:47):
that now head coach of the Giants, and all of
a sudden, he doesn't turn the ball over anymore. And
guess what happened Dabell last year went to the Giants.
And guess what Daniel Jones used to do all the time. Daniels,
he used to turn the ball over all the time.
Guess what he did last year? He didn't turn the
ball over as much. But guess who started turning the
ball over again. Josh Allen. Dable wasn't there. Okay, so

(17:12):
we think, okay, off season, maybe Josh Allen was just hurt.
That was why he makes some of the dumbest damn
decisions I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
You're talking about his deep ball.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
No, No, the first one. I have no problem with you.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I ain't talking about a guy's deep.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
The first interception. It's third and thirteen. You have no
one open, so you throw it deep and take a chance.
It's just like a punt down to the five yard line.
Not a big deal. I Am just talking about him
running for a first down and all he has to
do he gets the first down, step out of bounds. Right,
he tries to step one yard and farther and just

(17:46):
gets his ass creamed. Like, yo, bro, you're the franchise quarterback.
We need you to take as few a hits as possible.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
So he didn't fumble.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
No, he didn't fumble.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
There, you're just saying for the longevity, for.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
The longevity, get the fuck out of bounds. Get out
of bounds. Like what And McDermott starts pointing to his head.
Use your head, be smart, be like he's mad at
him for doing it.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's what it means when a player points to their head.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, the coach did was like, Josh, what the are
he doing? Get out of bounds, dumb ass?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
What does it mean when they point to their crank?
I got a pee?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Hey, bathroom time out, bathroom time out? Clear the porner potty?
What if they talk about their blowhole? They gotta go
number two? Yes, they're like, clear the blue tent. Clear
the blue tent, turn it into a hazmat tent. But
then there's another play. He's running and he gets like
five yards and there's nowhere else to go, and instead

(18:39):
of just sliding down, he kind of tries to dive
between two defenders and just gets fucking walllet by both
of them.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
I'm like, did he fumble?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
No longevity, longevity, Like, just make a smarter decision. He
just like stupid, stupid.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I saw him go for a good run. Then I
went to bed.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I understand he did. He does some, but get down there.
No need to take these guys on when you're that
extra six inches You've already got the first down. No
need to kind of dive headfirst in between these two
defenders in the middle of the field. Absolutely stupid six inches.
Then he throws two more interceptions he fumbles. I mean,
they're the only way they lose that game is if

(19:18):
Josh Allen turns. Oh wait he did it. That's right,
you dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
So it was a Bill's game, Huh, they should have.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
They were up, and then he just starts throwing the
ball away, fumbling the damn ball. He makes terrible decisions.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Baser woke me up at ten thirty. She said, oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh, I said, what are we
getting broken into? What the hell is it?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I wasn't the bet.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
She did a miracle parlay.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
That survived the weekend. All we needed was the Jets
list she met her.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Send Josh Allen to thank Allen thank you card because
he's so stupid and bet him.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Uh, the website we were using didn't offer a cash
out at all the whole time, so they didn't even
try it to tea.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
You know why, because they thought the Jets had no
freaking I'm saying, but they didn't even give us a
little piece of carrot.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
In front of the horse bro we cast out four
hundred said peace out NFL Week one, that's your timeline
ten thirty. I found that out.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I was just like, what are I mean? There's there's
no way they can get back in this. Oh wait,
there's another turnover. Oh wait, why is he taking on
two defenders? It's the first game. I mean, just if
you're a Bills fan, maybe maybe I'm wrong, Maybe you
want Oh it shows he's tough and he likes to play.
It's just football, man, Like I'm just a I just
I play the game. I don't think about You gotta
think about it, Josh Allen. You gotta think about it.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Man. If you bet Eagles undefeated, last undefeated team, you're
a genius. Because Bills have lost, Chiefs have lost Bengals
have lost. I mean, all the big dogs have gone down.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
The Bills were sitting there so pretty the Chiefs lose
on Thursday night, They're already ahead for the race for
the number one seed in the AFC, because that's what
you know, you want home field advantage. Then then Rogers
goes down. You are up, you're up, you're winning, and
you lose the game.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Dude, if that happened, God, you prepared all week for
Aaron Rodgers, this prolific, amazing quarterback.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then you get shithole Wilson.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
But I mean, as a defense, you just got to
kind of chill a little bit.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
No, the defense didn't chill at all. The defense was
lights out. The Bills defense was awesome. The Jets defense
was awesome.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
At work, when you find out we're gonna get out
early because I'm so happy, But sometimes we find out
we're staying till two, those are brutal because then you
really don't even have any personality or brain dead by
the end of the day. But sometimes you find out
you're done at ten. On those days, Ah, I kind
of relax a little bit. Do you think the defense
and the Bills just.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Relaxed no, No, I think if you're going into that
week and you know you're playing Zach Wilson or the
backup quarterback or the third stringer, you a easy one.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
But I got going into it. They weren't going in.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's like when Georgia goes to play Missouri. Missouri sucks,
like you know, and they almost lost last year because
all week they're like Missouri, they suck, they suck. We
ain't got to study film f these guys. We just
show up trap.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
We're yes, trap ray on the street, that's a trap,
trap house, trap house, but.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yes, I mean I'm just like and then you lose
the game. If you're a Bill's like, you're just like,
what the But nothing like getting the Raiders at home
to you know, make your spirits feel better because you're
gonna roll them this week. But it was just so
crazy and it cost me money. And I'll tell you
right after this, not only did I lose the bet
about the pick.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Them, I lost my marriage.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
No, this dude on Instagram and hit me and said, hey,
I have a survivor. When I said, I'm looking at
the survivor pool right, I want to get into Survivors.
And I didn't see it un till Monday, at like
three o'clock in the afternoon. I was like, oh, dude,
I missed this, and he goes, oh, you still want
to get in?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
You just love anything named a survivor, Survivor, the show Survivor,
the NFL pick them, Loan Survivor, Survivor, Destiny Child, good Time.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm a survivor. I do like survivors, and I know,
you know, if it's called survivor's usually called eliminator, but
I don't know. I call it survivor anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
So we hear he is called a suicide isn't it.
I don't mean to say I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't know, just like it's just like it's the
Red River Rivalry. I don't call shootout man, not that anymore.
But I didn't.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Don't they called a suicide pool.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Some maybe I don't know, but anyway, he hits me,
He's like, oh, dude, yeah, you want to still get in.
I'm like, yeah, you can just mark off Washington because
that's who I picked all my other pools. I can
send you screenshots and he goes, everybody's not on board
with that. I'm sorry, man, I'm not gonna let you in,
and then he hits me back again. He's like, hey,
actually they're on board. If you want to pick tonight's game. Actually, yeah,

(23:37):
you can get in, my nephew says, And I'm like,
all right, Jory, his name's Jory Cheney Man. And I'm like, yeah,
I'm Harry Judy. No Jory Cheney. I mean, I don't
have any idea. But is he related to Ryan Cheney
that grew up across the street from me. I have
no idea or.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Dick Cheney America.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
And he was like, all right, yeah, you can get
in if you picked tonight's game. And I'm like, look,
I'm a couple deep. No, I'm thinking, and I have
the Jets. I need the Jets to win, but I'm
gonna hedge it here and I'm gonna go with the
Bills so I stay alive in this eliminator if the Jet.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
You're hedging Week one of the NFL a long eighteen weeks.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So Aaron Rodgers goes down, I'm like, dude, I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna I'm gonna advance in Jory Cheney's freaking eliminator
Pool Survivor pool.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Like I'm in you didn't make it one day?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, I only had one. I had a fifty to
fifty shot there, man, a two point spread. Yeah, it's
not like it was a easy pick. And I'm like,
I'm gonna go with the Bills. Rogers goes down. I
send Jory Cheney my pick for next week. I'm like, dude,
here's my pick for next week. Rogers is down, Bills
move on, let's go. Then at the end of the game,
I said, hey, man, I don't want to be in

(24:43):
your survivor pool? Can I Can I get my money back?
Like your survivor pool is not very much fun.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
A sounds like people in our fantasy had a bad
draft wanted their money back.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah. I mean. And that's another thing, is like I
love people like that. Don't be that. Like I had
a guy in my other fantasy league. He texts me
it is twelve forty five on Sunday, so forty five
minutes into the first game, and it's like he was like, well,
my football season's over and my team sucks. I'm like,

(25:14):
it's been half.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
A quarter, bro, But he wanted a refund.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
No, he was just like, oh, my team sucks, congrats
and I mean, I guess I'm not gonna be good
this year.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
And I will say I had about eight points until
about three pm on Sunday I realized only had one
guy going right.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I got terrible and that's exacter what he had.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
But over the website's malfunctioning or our team sucks ass.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
He had six players to go and I'm like, what
are you talking about? And he ended up being the
high point scorer for the week in that league. And
it's like, don't be that, Oh my tea, it's week one.
Don't overreact. That's what fantasy football is. Overreaction week one, NFL.
You overreact to who's good who's bad. Believe in your draft.
But if you want to send me some of your
crappy players that you don't want Joe Burrow, let me know.

(25:59):
I'll take them. I want Pooka if you want to.
If you want to send me uh you know, like
uh t Higgins, I'll take them.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, you gotta go after the guys that had a
bad week. Somebody's trying to offer me Dak for Tua.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I don't think I knew that. Yeah, I don't know
I knew that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Boomer said no, but also Dak got drafted a lot
higher than Tua.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, but once the season starts, anything.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I anything happened to it can get knocked out. He
can get his hands curled up.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
He doesn't do that anymore. He does taekwondos to tackle.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
He learned how to fall. And you gotta look at
what's around him. What offense do you look at, like, man,
that's more explosive Dolphins? Yes, it sends yeah, finds up
because I look at Dallas and I feel like they
don't have to score a lot of points. That defense
is awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And if you look at Dak's stats, oh, we had
about one hundred and twenty, you don't.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Have to do anything. The defense did everything.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I don't even think he had a touchdown. It was
all defense. Forty to nothing.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Dude, they scored like two. I think their defense scored
two or three touchdowns. Tony Pollard scored one. I know
he ran one in Turbid Baby Oh Pollard had two.
Saying but it's just like wow. But yeah, if you
want to, I mean, if you want to send me
who else did bad this week? That like, okay, I'll
take them.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Somebody that's I mean, Traylon Burks, any of the Titans.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, I don't want Traylon Burks. If they score eighteen points,
I'll be happy in a game.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I mean, dude, you ain't getting stats from the Titan.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, that's the problem. They don't score a lot of points.
Titans aren't one of those offenses I think explosion.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
They'll randomly put up fifty against the Packers in twenty nineteen, and.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Then they'll score eighteen the rest of the year. Yep,
that's why I would stay away from them. But yeah,
that was my that was my experience with Monday night football.
It sucked.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I was in bed. We had a big day the
next day. It starts way too late. Seven thirty, dude,
I wish we were in Vegas time. Two hours before
five thirty in Vegas is when that game is. That'd
be so perfect for me.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It would be perfect for you. Yeah, I agree. Being
on the West Coast would be awesome for sport bro.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
We had four hundred on the line, thirty dollars on
the line to win four hundred. I went to bed.
I was out like a light. I was four hours
deep when Baser woke me up and told me I
had to wake you up.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We won? Was it worth the wake up?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Tell yea? I dude, when Rogers went out up, I'm
going to bed another damn parlay lost. I told you
we should have never done four legs. I go to
bed when she woke me up to the Jets won
that game. Dude, I go, that's why you don't bet
big money on football. You don't know what the hell's
gonna happen. Who have to do a crazy parlay? Throw

(28:36):
it in the wind, have some drinks, enjoy your weekend
because you don't know what the hell's gonna happen in football.
So the fact that I used to do thousand dollars
bets is the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
So I started texting Batter's Box once I got caught
up live on the game, and I'm mind everybody as
I'm like, bro, So, who should the Jets go after?
I'm Mike Colt McCoy's out there. He's better than Zach Wilson,
right because they don't need a lot from their quarterback.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
There's a lot of quarterbacks out there that are unemployed
right now. They're all on Tennessee jobs dot Com.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
No, they're on LinkedIn and they're on Monster Yep, yep,
So give me him. My brother texts me, what about
Carson Wentz No, God carpet.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, Carson Wentz was like, honey, he goes throwing darts
right now, shooting deer. Hopefully I'll be throwing darts in
the NFL soon. Okay, what about Kaepernick?

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Kaepernick's representatives reached out of the Jets. Kaepernick doesn't really
want to play stop, he's done. Josh Johnson, he's been
around about one hundred years. But I don't understand why
you wouldn't want Colt McCoy. You got Chase Daniel and
we saw him at the bar.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Dude. Remember yeah, he was hitting on your wife. Remember
Colt McCoy going out of that game in Texas.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Game against Alabama fifteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
He's still an NFL guy.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, he got cut by the Cardinals, like right the
end of training camp. He's getting up there today. I
think he's thirty seven, thirty eight years old. But he's
better than Zack Dan Wilson. Dude, Sack's got young legs.
You look at him and you see energy. Oh, I
see energy. But I see everybody hating their life because
they know, God, we're about to suck.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Is he that bad? Have you really like? Did you
watch it? Was he missing receivers?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
He just has happy feet. He doesn't he makes bad
I don't know. I think he makes bad decisions.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I told you Kay Kubanic that Clemson quarterback had happy feet.
And I'm not talking about the Disney movie or Pixar.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh yeah, like the penguins. He's not waddling for fun.
He's the rush is coming at I mean.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
If we're good in quarterbacks, the Titans add them to
the list of somebody that needs a quarter Are they
going with Tannehill or is it gonna be Willis? No,
Tannehill is the guy. What about your guy that you
interviewed that one time, Will Levis? Yeah, what happened to him?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
He's there?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Well, he was hurt or something. So I think Malik
Willis is the number two. And what is a three? No?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I think Malik. I don't know, dude.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
When I go to the game on Sunday, it could
be the changing of the guard where they switch over
from Tannahill to Malik Willis. The future of Titans.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
No, they're not gonna switch over because until you're eliminated,
until you're like maybe two and six, then they would
throw what will Levis or Malik Willis in there to
find out what they have, But until then they think
they have a shot. They played so bad, and Malik
Willis is the second string.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Okay, they were god awful and they still almost squeaked
out a win, which is awesome about the NFL. Maybe
it's the structure of the game. It's tough to blow
teams out, which is why it's so shocking how the
Cowboys were able to win forty to nothing. But the
Titans played like dog ass lost by one. But you
also could have viewed it like, I mean, the Saints
then could have scored at the end. Dude, you're always

(31:51):
in every game. You hated how the Bears played. They
could have kind of won.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
They couldn't know they were down like thirty one to seven.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I thought it was this closer score at the end
was but the end I just see box scores.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, at the end, like I mean, it was like,
all right, it was I think the Bears might have
been up seven to six is what it was, and
then open the floodgates I mean Jordan Love looked back there.
He looked like it was a pre screen, preseason scrimmage, Like,
can't touch the quarterback. Let's just hang out back here,
find the wide open guy. Throw a touchdown, Throw a touchdown,

(32:26):
Throw a touchdown. Aaron Jones gonna run in for a touchdown.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
We had no chance Aaron Jones this week.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Well, he has a hammy, so I don't know if
he I think he might be all right.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well they said hammy, Uh, that he could have played
more in the game.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
That's what he said. Oh is that truthful? Every player says, oh,
I'm fine. And then like Aaron Rodgers didn't show any emotion,
like even when he was on the cart, like he
wasn't like pulling his hat down over his eyes, he
wasn't doing any of that.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Well, then what if it's a conspiracy theory that he
didn't want to play this year? What if he's as
smart you can't you can't.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Master well, because at first the report's where they the
extra race came back negative, like there was nothing wrong.
And then the next day it's like he's out for
the air.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
But they said X rays will come back negative. Oh really, yeah,
they said that you don't. They X rays just to
see if there's any bone fragments or some crap. I
don't know, but the MRI is really what shows God
that might be right. And those MRIs are bad. Boomer
had one. It's like a baser had one on her boobs.
She said. It's like a cold table, and it's just
you're just in there alone. It's just you and a

(33:28):
piece of machinery. I've done it.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I fell asleep. Really yeah, dude, I fall asleep anywhere.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Wake him up? Telling me broke his leg.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Like it's like, you go in there on the machines, Like.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Sir, good morning, you broke You're like, ah, hell after you.
I'm going back to bed.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
But wife, but guess what. That don't bother me. Like
everybody's like, oh, it's so so loud. So I mean,
I just I got on it. I was on that
machine that rolled me in.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I fell asleep, Wow, beautiful coach.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
And I woke up when I started, I was reversing
out of the machine. So it's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
But but uh, is Rogers gonna do interviews. I'd like
to see him talk to the media. I'm sure he's
gonna go on Pat M.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
I would probably be on the McAfee. But I don't
know what he's gonna do. But that sucks.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I tell you what I can. I just say it
real quick. I watched the McAfee. Yeah, you want to
tell me after the break? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Does tell me how to the break? Give it to me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
He's a quick talking son of a bitch man. He's
pretty good. The fact, the ability he has to cover
every NFL team every game, his knowledge of the game,
he's got connections. AJ Hawk and him are butt buddies.
He gets a J Hawk on the show every day.
He almost basically had the direct quote from Rogers after

(34:42):
it happened because he was friends with Rogers.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
So his wet and humor, combined with the camaraderie has
with his buddies and his knowledge of the game. Damn
good show man, just damn good.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
And it doesn't have any women though you you'd think
that it're throwing a woman on there, but and it's dude.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
If you watched it, it's.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Recorded in like an auditorium. It's the Thunderdome. The Thunderdome's
big as hell, and then they're just in one room
that isn't soundproof.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
No, I think the Thunderdome is his house. Really, I
thought they built a sit. I have no idea, dude,
I don't watch Pat McAfee. I don't care about Pat McFee.
I don't know why we're promoting Pat McAfee. But it's fine.
I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I'm just confused why they're not going for the best
audio quality. They did say the S word.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I said, shit, Well, they're loud to on ESPN's it's cable, dude,
you can cuss. He's just trying to clean up the
F bombs. You know that they're on a delay because
they're gonna try to edit out the F bombs.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
And it looks like they have a staff of fifteen people.
We have a staff of zero.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
No, we have a staff of two and one intern.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Everybody your staff, you're bitch arnold. We're trying to edit
those out. The hell are you doing? So?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Were you impressed? Are you gonna watch it every day?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's a good watch. Basers in the other room and
she's like, I'm shutting the door. I mean, it just
sounds like a bunch of dudes yelling at each other
because it is a lot of energy, and they're all
like hammer and they all they do shit where they
know what everybody's gonna say, so they all say the
same word, like uh, if I'm gonna say, all right,
we're gonna talk about Boo football and then you and
me Bo say football, all right, we're gonna talk about football.

(36:27):
They do that. Their timing's good, which we can get.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
We can do it.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, so today we're gonna talk about football. Dude.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I went for a walk football outside yesterday. Haang it
hang out good. Last night on the TV, I was
watching the Challenge.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Nope, it's not on on a Tuesday that I thought,
you're watching the.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Meac well last night.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
We did sit down last night and my wife's like oh,
And I was like, you want to catch up on
the Challenge And she was like, oh, there's no football night.
I was like, it's Tuesday. No, we're good, don't worry
about it.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
How far do you guys fall behind on some of
these shows? Uh?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Some you know, like Big Brother, we try to keep up.
We were a week behind because we went on vacation,
But like the Challenge, I think we're still two weeks behind.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
If you guys are watching Big Brother right now. We're
in the thick of it, right, We're in the thick
of it, like like, it's crazy, it's this week in
Big Brother. I know, we got college football and NFL.
It's a big week for Big Brother.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's a huge week, like what Cameron like him surviving
the block three times. Spoiler alert. If you're behind on
Big Brother, you might want to pause it right now
and skip about five minutes because we're gonna dive into
this it. I like what the Majority was doing, like that,
the Alliance like they were they were, It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Legion seventy five ray I.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Don't know if they're called Legions seventy five or the
seven Deadly, whatever the hell they were.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I don't know. I gotta say I watch it. I
watch it. I watch it so passively compared to how
I used to watch it in college. Yeah, dude, I
didn't have any cell phone, any laptop. Now I got
ten devices going while I'm watching it.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, I will, Well, I watch it. I don't watch
anything online. I don't follow it, Like I watched the
Hour that's on TV and that's it.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
But there are websites where you can see what they
do in the house throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
No, my wife is like you in college, dude, Like,
she is cooking dinner and she's watching the live feeds.
She is cooking dinner, or she's cleaning and she is
watching some guy on YouTube give a recap of the
stuff that she missed on the live feeds. Some guy.
I don't know if he has people that watch for

(38:30):
him and then give him a breakdown, but he watches
it and he gives a breakdown of every single hour
of on the freaking live feeds. I'm like, does he
not have a job.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Well, he's getixed by YouTube. Why do you think I
keep telling you we got to record for YouTube? He's
getting paid cash by them. I don't think we're gonna
make enough money to record. We don't have enough fans
to get money on YouTube. I think Big Brother has
a bigger following than we do. But then he's getting paid.
What I'm saying is you make more on YouTube than
you would think.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Well, maybe we need to record it. Maybe maybe if
we had a camera.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Guy. Oh, I'm telling you, dude, there's secret money and everything. Yeah,
he just gotta damn start talking to people.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
You gotta start looking for it. But here's the thing.
It was crazy that he survives, right. Yeah, and I
love how he did the nomination. Yeah he played everybody.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah, I'm honestly in this game a big brother. You
gotta be so confident and not just give in to
peer pressure stuff. This dude, the CAM went totally against
the entire house and gave a speech that was pretty
damn good. There's no que cards, there's no teleprompter. He
just straight went right from the cuff and just dissed
every person to their face with what he did.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I loved it. I loved it because I did. I
do like majority of alliances that have a great strategy
and they dominate. But then I also like when someone
gets in there and disrupts it. And he got in
there and he's disrupting it.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
In our world that disruptors are supposed to be a
good and the Big Brother House usually it leads to
you getting evicted. Yes, in our world it gets you
disruptors is good.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, you're an innovator.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yes, we have it in our company. Don't we have
a Disruptor's Award?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yes we do. CAM should win it. CAM should win it.
And Survivor. You don't want to. You know, in reality shows,
you don't want to be the disruptor. Yes, you want
to be the Oh okay, I'll go with what you
guys say. Because you pissed too many people off, you
get voted out. So I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't know how the veto competition's gonna go. I

(40:29):
love it, but it's it's very entertaining and I'm hoping
he does something being I'm just great. And the twist
that they have this sho okay, the comic comic verse
and the scary version, the gross vert, stupid, the enbarra verse.
It was funny when they were going Soie Going too
the Poddies.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
People had to go to the bathroom and every time
the person went to the bathroom, the whole house had
to put on gas masks and act like it smelled
that bad.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
They had to announce on the megaphone that they were
going to the bathroom, if they were going number one
or number two, and when they got out of the
bathroom the house they would give them a smellometer and
if it was a ten, they had to give gas masks.
So Soie goes to the bathroom three am, souri, go
and pee. SOI go and pe and she just went p.

(41:14):
And they come out and they're like, that's a ten
on the Smello meter, and everybody has to get out
of bed at three am put their gas mask on. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
And what's sad is these people are making a mockery
of their own lives for basically what you make at
your jobs right now. I've done the math before. Unless
you win the show, you finish second place, or you're
America's favorite player, you make more at your current job
than you would on that show. Granted you get free food,
but we can all afford food.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Some of us, some of the nation, truck drivers, truckers,
some of those low budget lawyers.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
If the case doesn't get ye ay, we know farmers
going to afford They just eat their own crop. Oh
and a farmer hit me up. They're right now in
the hard for the next month. So he said, you
were fine with what you said?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Oh I saw someone doing the Hey it's still harvestism
there you go, okay, ah, but yeah, I'm I'm fascinated
with what's gonna go on tonight. I love it. It's
it's fun, it's an entertaining there's not much on in
the summer. I mean baseball is there, but yes, that's it.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Baseball, dude, we're down to uh, I don't know, a
one horse race. I mean, Braves are winning it for
the Dodgers. And he beat somebody.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, I think his wife or his girlfriend. He got
suspended on leave.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I really think it's
a one horse race. It's the Braves.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Let me tell you, in fantasy baseball, if you if
you have someone pitching against the Braves, you just bn.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Them because the Strider you got no.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Because they no.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
No.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I don't give a god damn about the wins and losses.
I talk about. They just get they rake. Like I
pitched Wheeler.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I oh the bats of the Braves. Okay, uh kuna matata.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah we uh So I had one Walker to Jean
Walker whatever he was pitching against the Braves on.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I thought that was called Tijuana walk.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
And I said, ah, benches ass and he got rocked,
got rocked. So then yesterday Wheeler was pitching against the Braves.
Wheeler is a stud. He's the ace of the freaking fields.
And I was like, you know what I'm gonna go
ahead and pitch his ass. And I have him in
two leagues. I'm in the playoffs in both leagues. Andrew
and I cousin Andrew and I are co manage the team.
We're in the playoffs. We won first place in the

(43:22):
regular season in the other league, and we had Wheeler going,
and I had Wheeler going, and I pitched him, and god,
he sucked ass man, Dude, he sucked so bad. I
logged on and he only given up one run. I'm like, hell, yeah,
good idea to pitch him two innings later. And let
me tell you his line, Zach Wheeler yesterday five innings pitched,
seven hits, six earned runs, three walks, four k's. Thanks Wheeler,

(43:47):
your dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
And you know that d lucky guy following ad so terrible.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
So if you have a pitcher going against the Braves,
don't pitch him.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
You know that d lucky guy who is a slot expert. Yeah,
he's kind of moved into the sports universe. And he
said bet Orioles money line and Braves money line, and
I was like, all right, this guy knows what he's
talking about. I'll bet bet both those little parlay thirty dollars.
They both lost by like a hundred. Oh, I think
it was Astro's money line because Verlander was pitching. Okay,
I have Astro's money line and Orioles money line, but

(44:17):
the Orioles had a new pitcher going. He got shelled
and then the Astros. Verlander must have basically banged Kate
Upton all night because he looked like shit.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Oh, don't worry on, cousin, Andrew and I have Wheeler
and Verlander. Right, we traded for Verlander at the deadline.
We also traded for Otani.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Dude, he doesn't even pitch anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
No shit, we gave up. We gave up. We gave
up a lot, right, we might as well be the
New York damn Jets man. We traded next year's second
round pick for show Hang and we got three innings
out of him.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
That's just bad coaching.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Culture.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
The sore Losers Nation does not a proof of that
coaching move.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
So then I texted him last night after I see
Wheeler's line, and I was like, f Wheeler, and he goes, well,
if you want to feel worse, check out what Verlander's doing.
I'm like, oh god, I'm looking I'm like, oh my god.
So right now we're in the playoffs and our era
sits at eight point six y two. There you go,
that's our era. I don't think you're gonna win many

(45:28):
er categories with an eight point six to two era.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Do you know what? I deep teas that we never
paid off? I said, the reason why people watch Nascar.
I learned it at a pool in the Bahamas.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
All Right, you're gonna tell me right out of the break,
go for it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Ray, it sucks when we give a deep teas and
don't pay it off. That's against the rules of radio.
So I went on a cruise. I'm in the Bahamas
at a pool and this guy, let's just call him Chuck.
He's retired, used to be a cop thirty sixty and
now he just does security. He'll go to casinos. He
does security there, I believe, in the New Jersey area. Okay, regardless,

(46:08):
he would travel a little bit. So he say, you
go on a cruise, and then he would plan his
cruises around when these NASCAR events are. I mean, that
sounds pretty good, right, Yeah, So that was fine. That's
not the reason to watch NASCAR. He tells me that
at these NASCAR things. They have NASCAR experiences, so he
can go into the rink whatever the hell it's called,

(46:32):
and he can drive a NASCAR He said, there is
a little bit of pre check. I mean, there's background stuff.
And he was able to drive a car one hundred
and seventy miles an hour in a NASCAR track.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
He drove it or he rode in it, drove it.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And he told me every event in city has these.
They're called NASCAR events.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I'm bed they're dirt cheap too.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
It might cost thousand, but he told me he drove
the damn car inside the.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's a racetrack.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Sure, that's the first thing.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
This one was very crazy to me and actually kind
of intriguing. It brought me closer to it and I
would maybe consider going to a race. So I said,
do you put money on these races? He goes, no, no, no, no,
no money on these races. I He'll gamble in other ways.
It's not on the cars.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, not in Vegas right now, though you ain't gambling.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
He told me that you can go to these. He
goes with his wife. They both who knows it makes
her horny? I don't know, but they go to it.
You can get a CB in your ear where you
listen to what your favorite race car driver's saying the
whole time he's going around the track.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's interesting, thank you.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
What would it be like listening to Aaron Rodgers, Ah,
fuck my leg something like that.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Something's wrong, something's wrong. I ain't glaying right.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You got Zach Wilson, Oh that mom's hot boom, throw
the ball, catch that bitch, you know. So he said,
you can hear the race car drivers.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I love when the golfers they mike them up as
they're walking down the fairway, freaking fantastic, Like why did
it take this long for golf to do that? And
why don't they do that every tournament? TikTok everybody, And
I love it when they're they're in baseball Sunday Night baseball,
they interview the freaking guy like they have someone in
the field and they're like, oh, yeah, what we're looking
here for? Oh I gotta go with balls coming to

(48:19):
me and they freaking run to get the ball. Ball fantastic.
So I need more interaction like that.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
So you buy these damn radios I don't know where,
and then you can listen maybe that's the reason race
car driving is so popular. This presentation by Sisson International.
Hopefully that brings you closer to NASCAR. This segment brought
to you by NASCAR.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
That's pretty good. Those interactions seem cool. Like I got
to be in Pitt Road, but I couldn't see the
damn racetrack because there's so many people down there, and
I saw them for half a second. I wouldn't up hi,
I couldn't hear the race car drivers. No team invited
me up on their little stand so I can be
part of it. And if you're up there, do you
turn and look around or do you just look forward?
And when it goes by, I don't know anyway.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I look for the boobs or the bush light ray.
That guy left him at the pool in the Bahamas.
He kept talking about race car driving. I'd left after
thirty minutes, so I hope he made it back on
the cruise ship. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay, now you want an email, Coachers. I'm in Nashville
on vacation this week and just rode by Giodas Park
and thought about Lunchbox in Nashville, SC. While we were
on Broadway, I ran into former Calgary Flames head coach
Darryl Sutter. He was super nice and didn't hesitate to
grab a selfie with me. Just want to share this
story with y'all. Hopefully this email will make the pod

(49:32):
unlike my last one. Wish we could have played a
round of golf whiles here. Love the show, guys, PS lunchbox.
I'm a Cubs and Bears fan, and I'm afraid it
might be a tough year for our Bears. Dude, it's
okay if I'll finish. Oh well, maybe I'll make the
coaches con mentioned next year since it's closer to me
in North Carolina. Keep the Locks coming this year, Ray

(49:52):
Mundo Daniel from North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, we're one to zero on the season.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Here's the thing, Daniel. If Justin Fields isn't it, that's
fine with us sucking. And we want the Carolina Panthers
to suck because we have their draft pick two, so
we could have two picks in the top five, two
picks in the top ten. We need it, we want
it great, awesome. He might not be it. He might
not be it. It's okay, And I didn't think the

(50:20):
Bears were gonna be that good. I bet the under
seven and a half. I would love to lose that
bet and then make the playoffs, but I don't want
them to be eight to nine and not make the
playoffs and not get a good draft pick. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Nine, You would lose the bet, you would lose the playoffs,
you would lose the draft pick.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, terrible, terrible. Okay, got another email. Hey guys, please
throw me in the half for Fantasy Football. You're a
little late. I've been listening since the start of the
show and love the pod. I'm a testing engineer in
R and D at Cobra Puma Golf and love the
golf talk. Anyways, looking forward to more episodes and Fantasy Football.

(50:57):
Jake Thompson, And remember we read that during the Fantasy
Football episode, Ray and I said, Yo, Jake, how come
you ain't sent us any crap? Jake, how come you
haven't sent us any gear?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Well? Ray, I got it right, what bloody hell right?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I'm assuming this from Jake Thompson.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Nice said driver for you? You want to know open it?
I don't know what it is. Well, how do you
know it's for us? It?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Says Ray Sason in lunchbox sore Loser. So I'm assuming
it says Copra puma on the box.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It could be for somebody else in this.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
No it's not. It says to us. I don't think
he would mislabel it. Come on, use those muscles. You're
a bodybuilder, coach.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Could we have pre cut a little?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I could have probably done that. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Ray. The silence is good. That's well.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I'm watching Rick rip it open, rip it open, and
I gotta say I need to pay some people today
because they were the high and each division. The Sore
Losers Fantasy League. You can check it out if you
go to Sorelosers dot com. We have a link.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Oh damn, dump the music down.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
We got a link to the fantasy football page. If
you want to follow along, even if you're not in it,
enjoy your twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Who gives a hell? Wow this?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Oh no, tell me it's a wedge so we can
go chip at the chipping green. Oh my god, it's
two chippers.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Baby, my boy, Jake, how did he know we're left?
He's righties?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I mean he knows we're righties. Oh that's a good handle.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I actually may need to get this regrip to Dix.
That is I like getting a nice fatty on it. Man,
if I really gotta hog it off, try and snap
one onto the green. I like a big old fat
hog that I'm grabbing on to.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Oh my god, dude, I mean that is so nice.
I want to saying thank you very much. That is
very sweet, Jake. That is badass, dude, Like I am
gonna chip one in for you today.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
This is my favorite day on the show. Right.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
The other day is sucky.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I have another fifty six degree wedge, and I mean,
I'm gonna tell how I got my fifty sixth degree.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Okay, I thought yours was different than my No.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
My fifty six degree that I got at my house.
I was playing over at Avery Ranch one time when
I was in my early twenties, and right there by
the eighteenth green on the side of the hill in
the grass, someone had left their fifty six degree wedge.
This was back in my old days, and I was like, dude,

(53:36):
I need one of those. I bet that costs a
lot of money. I should probably turn this into the clubhouse.
And then I said I picked it up, and I
was like, oh, this fits my hands. Very nice. They
obviously didn't care about their club, and I stuck it
in my bag and I've been using it ever since.
So I got a feeling. This Cobra Cobra Puma one

(53:56):
is a little bit more advanced, a little bit better technology,
and I think I'm gonna make the switch. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Let me say this, Oh, they say our name all them.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I have Cisan right, Mundo's, I have Sizan right Mundos. Dude,
we got personalized golf clump.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
That's what I'm talking about. That is freaking cool. And
it even says the sore Losers pod?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Does it really?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah? That is awesome. Let me say this my fifty
six do you remember it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I remember it from the internet.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Well, do you remember it even closer? Nope? That's the
one I chipped in with. Oh I do so this
one will go in my bag and I will not
use it because my other fifty six I drained a
chip and you saw it with your own two eyes.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I did.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I did, so I will not be using this one,
but it will be in my bag. I'm kidding. I'm
going to use this one.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I mean that is awesome, awesome, justin you can use
it when you get back. Oh is he moving back?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, was moving back from Morgan. Oh really no, I
just kid about it.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
When when's he really moving back?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
He did his a your stint at Boston Children's and
he's coming back in October.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
I believe where's he gonna live.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I believe the same place.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Well, you're not gonna see him because you're moving out
to the country, right.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
But I believe there's an overlap of a couple months
and then we may rent him out of room at
our place.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Oh, that would be cool.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I'm a landlord.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Hey, that'd be nice. Dude. Hey rents dude, because I
know he don't have any bets. I think he doesn't
have any furniture. Did he move to Boston and yeah,
I mean he sold everything, and he did seem kind
of like, man, I haven't made any friends up here
in Boston. He was really excited to see me when
we went to Finnway together.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
That's right, dude.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
You've hung out with him more than I have in
the last year. He didn't even go visit him, dude.
He was like, yeah, Ray hadn't even come. I thought
we were better friends.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
No, we were gonna go visit him.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
He sent him on Lee or Not Lee Bill Bill
Bill was his name.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
We were gonna go see him the first month, and
he said he wasn't settled in yet and he was
embarrassed because he didn't have any furniture. Oh, and we're
gonna go to Patties drink a beer together. But then
that trip got pushed to the side. And then that
trip just never happened. And life happened. And that's what
happened to everyone in life.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It does happen. And tonight my soccer team we started
a new season. Last season, we didn't win a game.
Wishes best of the luck. We need it. Team Snacks.
We had a game this past weekend. That's the older kids,
the five year olds. And I mean these refs, I mean,

(56:21):
like I said, are taking it way too damn seriously.
We gave up two penalty kicks because of handballs. I guys,
they're five years old. They don't realize what they're doing. Okay,
Like it's a little extreme to give penalty kicks. The
only reason other team scored is because they scored two
penalty kicks on handballs. Yes, and I mean it's like
Eastern young I understand, but they don't know the rules

(56:41):
like that. We're learning. They're five, the ball balances and
they catch it like okay, just like put it over
to the side and give them the ball, like tell them, oh, sorry,
you can't do that. Giving penalty kicks at.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Five years old is so stupid, noted the refs. But no, no, no, they.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Scored one on the penalty kick. The other one, uh
Draymond our goal and the guy who was playing goal
at the time, I told him, put your arms wide
and go and move him like that, and he plucked
in with his left hand, plucked in with his left hand.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
But why does he get to touch the ball exactly?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
That's why it's just it's hard. But we won three
to two man three to two.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Touch the ball, all.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Right, everybody, have a good Wednesday. Get anything else?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Ray No that we covered. I love tying up loose ends.
We did some housekeeping which was perfect, and honestly, we
got out early. Today was one of those days where
we didn't stay at the big show until dinner time,
so I was a little thrown off with the timing.
But you know what Circadian Rhythm, Daily Rhythm, Job Rhythm
nine to five. Who gives a hell live your life. Ay,

(57:46):
go do the podcast, talk your ass off, and someday
you two will be Pat McAfee.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
And this is something pretty interesting for my cousin. Cousin Andrew,
have you been following the Adam Adam wayIn Wright story
at all season?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, he got shelled last night.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I said, no, tell me more. I said, also, we
need to pick up someone for stolen bases. We can
win that category in the playoffs. That's our fantasy baseball talk.
And he said at one eleven fifty seven, Am Waynwright
was three and one to start the year. So by
like early June, he only needed two more wins to
get to two hundred career wins. And this is his

(58:23):
last season. He's going to retire. He has lost or
got a no decision in every start since then, and
he has just not been very good. Finally got another
win last night. Oh, sitting at one hundred and ninety
nine career wins with four starts left. Dan, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
That's almost more fascinating than me telling you guys, Blake
Snell at four times your money was gonna win the
cy Young in the NL, and he's going to Thanks.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
I'll hang up and listen, all right, thank you, all right,
have a good Winnesday, guys, we're out of here.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Wayne Wright never when they went over to Japan and
played at the Rogers Center, he got absolutely sodomized.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
No, that's what he said. He's been terrible, so terrible.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
If he won, he must have still given up runs
in hits.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Probably, But I mean, how crazy is it you're thinking,
oh early June? You know, you know, I mean, you're
two wins away and you have so many starts left
and you get a no decision or a loss every
time out. Oh my, I'd get another.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Text about this money we owe the big show. I
got to hit the ATM and get you cash.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
What the fuck is this? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Basers said this was awkward on the Morning News. It
may be really hard to hear, and it may not
even be awkward.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I can't hear it. I can't hear it.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
It's too low. Oh.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Can I tell you another funny thing though? That happened
on Monday Night football? And if you're a Green Bay fan,
I'm just gonna tell you this right now. You had
Brett Farrvan Aaron Rodgers. You had two unbelievable quarterbacks. For
so many years.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Both I hate him, yo yo oh, I was singing
for a second, my mic wasn't on it. You're working,
you know, I've been watching. I've been watching a bros.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Coacher. Don't worry, Coacher, I'm not gonna go a whole
freaking hour without your mic being Beazer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
If you send me audio, remember the audio level. We
require twelve decibel levels. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
And if you actually cheered when Aaron Rodgers got hurt,
you're a terrible person. You're an absolute terrible person. I
understand they didn't end well in Green Bay, but you
should be thankful for everything he brought Bay. Yes, he's annoying,
his ass whatever, But to cheer when someone gets hurt,
you're a piece of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Never root for another man's uh down fall. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Then there was this bar, and there was the news.
Was the news. The news was doing a telecast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Genius marketing by this bar. Whoever is this marketer in
Green Bay? You need to do bigger things Chicago, New
York or LA.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah, green Bay, You're you're too big for green Bay.
They had a promotion that every time the Jets lose,
your tab is free.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
So which is great because you're gonna watch Aaron Rodgers
all season. You're rooting against him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
You're rooting against him. So they are there and Aaron
Rodgers gets hurt, and everybody starts running up their tabs tenfold,
buying extra things, shots, food, everything, and everybody's going crazy
because they think they're and then the Jets run the
kickoff back and it is dead silent, and then news

(01:01:29):
casters like and the mood has really changed here as
people are realizing they have to pony up for that tab.
They've been running up all night long. And I saw
people ordering a lot and I mean you see people
in the background just looking at the ticket going like
he gets a receipt and he's just like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
There's one dude in the background. He's got a big
old cheese head on and you just see him like
big eyes when the game ends because his tab was
in the hundreds.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Bro. Absolutely freaking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
White tea shots, green tea shots, you name it, white walker?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
What is it called?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
When you do red Bull with vodka in it? People
do the Red Bull and voday do it in the
actual can. Oh that's like a cocaine shot. Yeah, I
think it's cocaine Kitty does.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I don't like those. I don't like an and I
don't like the crown and red Bull that's terrible too.
But you're a Jaeger, well yeager and red Bull's fine.
But that crown in red Bull is not good. I
don't remember what it's called. But all right, we got
we really, I mean, we ended it a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
But that's it, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
He must what's it called? Liquid? Uh, liquid crack pipe,
Java bomb?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Oh, the why bomb, that's what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I don't know the why bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Kitty probably had five of those this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Kyle Brandt from the NFL networks that I rupture my
achilles at thirty nine. He's also from Real World Chicago.
I saw this. I don't think it's a last of Rogers.
He will have surgery within the week, be ready to
throw in spring play in the fall. I don't don't
think he'll let an end like this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah, shut up. I'm thirty eight and I already have
ailments from working on my house.
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