June 7, 2024 • 52 mins
The Celtics dominated game 1 of the NBA Finals but does that mean the series is over for the Mavericks? Texts From Justin returns and we talk about the etiquette of the group text. Coach Lunchbox is having a rough of it as the tee ball coach and he needs advice on how to handle it. Also we read some emails for you the listeners and members of Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, yep, hey, hey, it's the weekend. It's the freaking weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm about to have me some fun fun housekeeping. There
was a whole minute and a half of Silence, a podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That was on Monday. Dude, that we're over that. Are
you still thinking about it on Friday? No?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Man, Like, why do you see, bro? I was in
my neighborhood. It's you go like two miles an hour.
So I had my phone out and uh, I just oh,
I'll play the podcast real quick. I'm going to running erran.
I hit played, Wait thirty seconds, Wait a minute, Wait
a minute and a half, and then it starts and
(00:37):
all minute and a half, I'm thinking, fuck, I freaking
didn't delete that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Dude. Here's the thing, the fact that we are four
days after this and you still think about it, You
still let it bother you. I don't understand that, Like
you have to move on.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Because there was a million people affected.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
By it, A million were like one hundred and sixty
five people that listened.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because I when I was putting it up, I was like, man,
guess ray forgot to take that minute and a half
out And I try to edit it on the little
website that and it wouldn't allow me to cut it out.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
With all that said, for me to say, then, when
I heard you placed the commercials perfect, I no longer
was pissed you placed the commercials so meticulously.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well you understand that I first did it a minute
and a half earlier, and I would clicked it and
I was like, well, that's not it. Let me see. Well, no,
that's where the commer okay, oh okay, he just never
took the minute and a half out, so I don't
have to do that math.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I didn't know the inside baseball. But then I thought, oh,
maybe he's so our word that he forgot to take
the minute and a half like I told him to
take it off. So it just ended up working.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, I literally remembered, and I went back a minute
and a half and I was like, no, that's still
the middle of a sentence. That doesn't make any sense.
I was like, there's no way my math is wrong.
So let me fast forward it a minute and a
half and see what happens. Oh yeah, And then I
go to the and then I went to the beginning
of the podcast. I was like, oh, so Ray decided
we didn't need to take the minute and a half out.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Ray What happened that minute and a half? Arnold? What
was going on that whole time? I'm sorry, guys, I
was what does that sound even mean? Arnold? Here, this
is how you're gonna do the intro when we do
the showy losers. Okay, so that's how you're gonna do
it when we all do that whole big thing.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, let's start it. Man, it's the weekend and
see it mayfest.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But I'm doing text from justin. My sister's in town
for a bachelorette party. Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh so your sister's not here to see you. She's
here for a bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But she's coming the whole week, so got it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You mean she's already been here three days? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Arnold day.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh the one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So loser, what up? Everybody? I am lunch loser, Arnold,
don't interrupt me? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I got told you either do it all together or
you don't do it at all. What you know, you
just told Arnold not to interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
One time on the Big Show, the Bobby Bone Show,
I was an intern, and I believe on the Bobby
Bone Show, we used to say goodbye and I just
tried to be cool. You guys all say goodbye, and
I go goodbye two seconds after you guys, and Bones
goes either do it with us or don't do it
at all, and I was like, damn, this is the
big leagues.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Hey, that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What did you guys used to say?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I have no idea. I don't remember what I said this, okay,
it is hard to remember how we ended a show.
Maybe everybody say bye bye, and I think he said
everybody say bye.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And I waited until you guys finished, and I go
bye and he goes, no, no, no, no, We're a team. Baby.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's like the kid in class. I didn't do my intro,
I know, but it's like the kidden class. Everybody when
I call your name, say here, Billy, here, justin here,
chess day here, ray present, Yep. I always did that
trying to okay, yeah, always trying to be cute to
(04:36):
come up with something different.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I key, yeah, I get it. What up, y'all? It's
says and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I married a Broadway girl. We moved to the north
side of town. Farmland ranchers, a lot of property, a
lot of crops, wheat crops, corn crops, pumpkins in the fall.
I saw this last weekend, guys were picking berries and
then I think they take it to the local farmers market.
And then I met this other lady at the farmer's
(04:58):
market and she said she bottles her own peaches and
she's gonna make them spicy for me, and she told
me to come back, and am I obligated to come back?
Because Baser got pickles from her and loves them. So
the peaches that are spicy that you put on bread
and jam and maybe for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
She said, oooh, that could be good in some cottage cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But I said, am I obligated to go back because
we didn't sign any deal. But she said she's gonna
make two jars and set two aside for me. So
if I don't go back, or is that just how
you talk in the country. You just make verbal agreements.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think country is a lot of verbal agreements. I
don't think there's a lot of written things down. I'll here,
you know. Oh, I know, Johnny. You're good for it, Johnny,
I'll see you next week. Okay, Betsy. Yeah, my check
just hadn't cleared, so I'll be okay. Hey, Johnny, you
need a little extra you you just send me a
little note. No, you know, just holler.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know what I love. Oh yeah, hey, y'all come
back now here. Oh that holler over there? Yeah, you're
over there by the holler. Yeah, yeah, over Yonder. That's
what it is. This guy at the property over Yonder, Well,
how far is a yonder? But the lady at the
farmers market, I love how they do business. They're the
epitome of sales in the United States capitalism. I'm gonna
buy two ferns right in the front porch Mountulo realize.
(06:14):
And she goes, are ferns ones that hang or they
sit on the pot?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And they're twenty eight dollars out even Batman, I she
goes give him for twenty five you get four? Well, yeah,
I mean that's a deal. And I was kind of
thinking of.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I mean, gotta save three dollars per flour.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I was considering getting a third, and then she upsold
me on two more all for whatever I was saving twelve.
I mean, it's just genius that New York City's Wall
Street has nothing on country folk.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I mean, it's sort of like going to Chinatown in
New York City where they're like, oh, pursues pursus sunglasses, sunglasses,
ooh five dollars. Oh okay, you can get them for
three dollars. Okay, sold two for six. Great, great deal.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And my dumb ass not only did she upsell me,
I'm a returning customer. I'm going back for the peaches.
That's two kids. If you want to learn, not selling
chocolate bars or I don't know, playing tik tac or
whatever you guys do on your phones. Go to the country,
to a farmer's market.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, don't do candy crush. Guys. Get out there in
the real world and experience it. And that's what they do.
They make you. The country salesperson is better than the
city salesperson because they make you feel good, They make
you feel warm, they make you feel welcome, like you're
their friend. So you're like, oh, man, they really like me.
I'm gonna go back and see them and spend money there,
when really they don't give two shits about you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
My lawn guy not necessarily the best sales practice. He
started me low sixty five bucks. Well now we're up
to seventy five.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And this is for your two and a half acres. Yeah,
and a week per corn.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And now it used to be he was coming about
once every two and a half weeks. Now it's week
and a half. So if you do the math, he's
up selling me one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, to be fair, we have been getting a lot
of precipitation, so it may be growing extra fat, and
maybe his mower can't wait two and a half weeks.
So he's like, hey, you know what, I'll be there
in a week and a half. But it is an upsell.
If you didn't say, hey, I need you to come
every week and a half, guess what you've been upsold.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And I told Beazer, I said, all these country salespeople,
they're going to run us out of house. At home,
I got a house full of ferns, peaches, and lawnmowers.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I mean, oh, gata.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean, listen, man, start wherever you want. Eventually we
got to get to tell to Justin.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I want to start with text from Justine.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's an easy go to and they've been going off
a little bit. He doesn't gamble anymore. He ran out
of money.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
How long has he been gambled free?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A couple of weeks been dropped? Wow, he came over.
I didn't even say it last podcast. He came over
on Friday. We played some beer pong.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wait wait, wait you talked about all right, go ahead, and.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He brought his dog. It didn't work out with the dog.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So wait, what happened with the dog?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He got a fight with the cat.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh, I see what you mean, like not he's getting
rid of his dog. I thought you meant like he
has a dog. He brought it over, but he let
us know he doesn't like the dog.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So we're gonna kind of do a weekend of it.
We learned that's not a possibility. He ended up having
to go home early, so our friendship may be fully over,
especially if he doesn't gamble. What are we going to
talk about?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, there's really nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Here's our text. I hit him up to start it
off to change and I said, Memory, Bob Menery. I said,
he's got two chicks banging each other on his Instagram.
No response for two hours, and I go, hey, Bob
Menory made delete. Whenever he wakes up in the morning.
He always deletes his Instagram stories. I said, trust me,
this will get your rocks off. And then an hour
(09:42):
later he responded, I unfollowed him months ago. He doesn't
even have an account anymore, and I said, yes he does.
He just gets oddly shadow band where Instagram doesn't let
you search for him. No idea what the guy did.
And then justin the final text from him, he said,
Memory is equivalent to Russell Wilson. No one likes him anymore.
He's like a two thousand and four range Rover with
(10:04):
one hundred and forty thousand miles on it. And then
I responded to Justin and this was it. This is
the end of the text. I said, what are you
the new cyber truck?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Can I tell you? I'm gonna give you guys credit
like your texts are actually very creative.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's why it's a segment.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's very creative for him to compare Bob Minry to
a two thousand and four range Rover. That is really
funny stuff because my text message with my friends are like, oh,
look at this, someone let the birdie out here. And
I'm like that because my buddy's at the driving range. Right,
Greg was at the driving range and we have a
(10:46):
group text with four of us.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, get in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And what's It's true? What is Bob Minry doing? Do
people have? People fallen out of love with him?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No? I mean he still signs these deals, massive ones.
He'll sign Monkey tilt. He just signed with his gambling company.
I'm sure they gave him four hundred thousand, so that
covers him for a year. He's doing big deals like that.
Day to day nothing six months. He's promoting companies, he
does the YouTube videos. He's making money from the milk boys. Okay,
(11:16):
he's back in bed with the milk boys.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Because look, my buddy Greg sends the group text this
and he goes, someone left some birdies out here. What
is it?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Actual birds?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
There's an actual dead bird right there right. Oh and
I so I replied, I said, Wow, that course reminds
me of Augusta because if you look at the course,
strong sarcasm. It's a bunch of dead grass, and like,
it looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Is that in Austin?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, that Bluebon, well, Bluebon's gone. I don't know where
he's at. Maybe he's in New Mexico business family that
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
He's gone.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It looks terrible and Garrett Garrett gave it a haha,
and Greg an hour later goes, mmmm, I don't understand.
The whole point is there's a dead bird. That's why
I said, Birdie, And I said, what do you mean
you don't understand? What do you mean? It went over
(12:11):
your head? I see the dead bird, But the dead
bird is the least of the problems of that court.
I said. The dead grass and the dirt piles look disgusting.
That's why I said it's like Augusta, because it's actually
the complete opposite. And Greg replies, Oh, it's just a
(12:33):
driving range.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's standing up for it.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Right like, he's like depending. I'm like, dude, I mean,
I know it's not Augusta.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I see the dead bird, and I don't care that
it's just a driving range. The fact that I said
it looks like Augusta and he's like, that went over
my head. I don't understand what that means, Like, how
do you not understand that?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Very easy? And also you've got to what is it
called celebrate the text threads that are fun. I have
this other one. It's Billy. I never talked about his brother,
but they basically looked the same. They're two years different.
I think they met. They both went to Anderson, but
his brother's younger than him, younger in him, but he
was better at baseball. His brother could have gone pro.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But I didn't know him because Billy was young enough
where he was young young like when I was in
high school. Because his sister was a year younger than me.
Billy was three years so Billy was like a freshman
when I was a senior. So his brother would have
been seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Got it now? That makes sense. All same town, same school,
different ages. His brother talked to him once a year,
goes Ray Ray little heads up so you can get
your end ready, submitting for a stream review and it's
a video game he designed. As soon as that passes
and I can make page live, we'll begin again. I'm
not under contract. I make no money from him. This
(13:44):
is he's just texting miss cold calling. The call to
action from the trailer is mainly wish listed. We'll give
more info once it passes review. In meantime, here my
official trailer props or whatever. And then Billy goes Ray,
now a video game googuru? What like? What did I
sign a deal? I don't know what's happening? And then
his brother he's got that social media cred and then
(14:06):
that was just one thing. Then Billy hits back with, yeah, Ray,
will you reshare my plunge post? What the fuck is
happening on my dude? That's why you celebrate the text
threads that are fun, because that turned business and I'm
making no money and it makes no sense. If it
doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah fuck, so did you look at the video game thing? No?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
He sent it to me while I was at work.
And I still don't even know how to respond to
Billy telling me to reshare a plunge post of him. Billy,
that'll probably make me look like I'm celebrating something else,
like what are you talking about? Did? Hey guys, here's
my friend Billy in a plunge dub.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Here's my buddy's video game that has to pass inspection.
I don't know by who. I don't know anything about
video games. Is it like a like a sports game?
Shoot them up game? My radiator has he made a
video game before.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He's been in the biz for a while, made significant money.
I think this is the one they're putting all their
eggs in the basket over. I don't know the name.
I don't know any of it. And uh, they're just
gonna sit in the old yeah on hold for a
little while.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So it's not gonna be on sore losers Instagram, No
to this point in time.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No. But I love though that they act like I'm
part of the staff, Like what.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's pretty Yeah, but you're but you and justin so,
I do appreciate your text thread.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Appreciate good text.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Thread because I don't really have one, because like my
Fantasy Baseball league, they text about a million texts and
I just ignore ninety nine percent of them.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Right, is it time to have the talk where guys,
we just don't need to do this anymore?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, I don't know. These are mostly my cousin's college
fraternity brothers, and I've met them over the years and
I joined the bro You got to get off the thread. No,
because if you're in the league, you gotta be in
the thread.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Ray, I'm not a I'm not one of those uh crafters.
I don't know how to d thread.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So this past Sunday, I was playing this dude Lance,
who's in the league Berkman. Uh No, uh Godery Lance Godory,
whatever that is, I don't know. And I got a
text from him at like three point thirty in the afternoon.
But that's when I was at that birthday party learning
about the Natalie Holloway that we talked about on Monday.
(16:29):
And I didn't see the text till later, but I
just thought he was part of the group thread text
and so I just ignored it. Then my cousin texts me,
goes yo, Lance said, you're big timing him on the text.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, we're getting out of
control of the text.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And I said, what do you mean? He said, dude,
He said he was trying to reach out about you
guys just matchup in fantasy, and you totally blew him off.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It was getting cringe and awkward.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I said, I did, let me check. I said, oh, yeah,
I did. I got one about three to eighteen from him.
I thought it was part of the group text thread.
I was at a birthday party. Didn't get around to it,
he goes. I explained to him that you have three kids,
and he said, oh, I understand I have two kids too,
So sometimes responding to text on a timely manner is
(17:17):
not our mo. So then I reached out to Lance
and I texted him back and I said, they screwed me,
leaving Bellow in that extra little bit to give up
that fourth run. So I didn't get a quality start,
but Canning came up huge with a quality start for
the Angels. I was so pissed because I was debating
(17:40):
between Heeney for the Rangers, Bello and Canning. I was
picking up two of the three to start, and now
I we tied that category. Good week, hope all is well,
and guess what Lance big time me?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
He never replied, so he feels like that's the culture
of that thread now.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So I was I got yelled at for being big
time for big timing, and then I, oh, sorry, I'll
get around to it. I reply nothing back.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, these text threads, I don't think when cell phones
first started, were you allowed to have text threads. No,
see the text threads might be bad, bro, I don't
know if it's a great direction. I'm in a family one.
It gets pumped with about forty texts a day.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my wife's family text. I mean one hundred times
a day, one hundred times a day. It's just like
I can't keep up. And then she's like, did you
see that. I'm like, no, I didn't see it. Didn't
see it. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And we did a segment on the Big Show, Bobby
Bone Show, and my mom saw it and said, oh,
you don't like being a part of the family text thread.
And I said, well, it's not that. It's that my
grandma's in it, and she has a cricket phone, and
if somebody in the thread has an Android, the pictures
show up smaller, and if somebody does a video, the
videos blur.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
So I never have to text my mom on the
side and say, hey, will you please send me that picture?
I can't see it clearly. And she goes, you didn't
get in the thread, and I said, right, for thee
hundred time, since Grandma is in the thread, these things
don't come across as clear to me and Beazer and
we kind of want to see the pictures. And also
you can't leave them. If somebody has an Android phone,
you never can leave the text thread unless you block
(19:11):
or delete everybody in that thread.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I didn't know that he did.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's a massive hiccup in iPhone.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Because I'll send pictures and my brother doesn't have a
batter's box.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh that guy, what if everybody that's a batter box
with an Android.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
He doesn't have an iPhone. I don't know what kind
of phone he has. So he'll send videos and pictures
of his son playing sports or doing something in an assembly,
and I'm I can't tell which one is him because
it's so blurry and so small. I'm like, always one
of those kids in the video cool man, all right,
that's he did a great job. Or I'll send my
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my the group text because I forget that they don't
have iPhones, and I'll talk to my dad later and
I'm like, oh, dude, you see that, And he's like no,
I couldn't. I couldn't really see it. And I'm like,
damn it, I forgot. You don't have an iPhone. I
don't know how to do this, so I had to.
I'll send it to you. Individually. Actually, I'll send it
to mom because you don't know how to work your phone.
Let me send it to mom.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Do you get the picture? All right?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's really cute. Drives me nuts.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The guy that's got to figure it all out is
father in law Phil. Dude, he uh if you send
him now, I've learned you send him a whole paragraph.
I got eighteen kids in my side studio. I don't
know what's happening. Yeah, just man, take over the computer monitor.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Hey, don't take that high chair in there. That's for sale.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
They are forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They're about to stroll out of there with my I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I thought they were about to put that computer in
his backpack.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Doug out mug computer and my backpack. That's my office. Thanks,
But yeah, the field dude, you send a paragraph. I
learned because he doesn't respond back. He reads what you say,
puts it in his brain and then takes that as facts.
That's what you're gonna do, and then if he needs
to respond, he will. If he doesn't, that means okay,
sounds good. No response means okay good.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Got it? Like confirmed?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Once in a blue moon, you'll get at the thumbs
up emoji, and he and Baze are always like, holy shit,
we got thumbs up e mooji. Your dad gave me
the thumbs up emoji. That's the thing. So now I've learned.
I sent him a whole paragraph. Hey man, I'm gonna
meet you at your house at two. I'll bring the
shovels and rakes. You've got the wheelbarrow already. I'm Laura's
gonna stay at the house. Also, she brought you some food,
so don't eat lunch. I'm gonna bring the food over.
(21:17):
Him not responding sounds good man, I'll see you then,
but he didn't say that. By him not responding, that's
what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That means he'll be there, Like, hey, you know we're
make sure you know that tea time is tomorrow nine?
Am you hear nothing back?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
It means he's That means he's coming and he likes
the time.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Right. But me internally, I am sitting there going damn,
So is this guy showing up? Is he not showing up?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I guess I'll just go to the golf course and
hope he's there.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think it's the end of texting, dude, its.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Exyting is going nowhere. It's going nowhere. But we're going somewhere.
We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
and talk to you. Ball man, talk a little ta ball.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Is this an upbeat story or depressing or was there
a crime?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, it's not a crime. I mean, maybe it's a
crime on humanity or I maybe I'm out of touch,
Maybe I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What are you going to be here?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Sexist or No, We're not gonna be sexist. I'm not
gonna be agist. I'm gonna be confused because as the
coach of the expos coach. Yeah, and I have coach
on my shirt. I mean it comes right across the chest.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You get that from Sore Losers dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I did, and it's number ninety nine. I had them
add a number on the back of it so they
know who I am.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Crazy because we haven't had new merch there in years.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I mean, dude, Okay, let's set a goal.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, we need to have a you know what we're
doing me, your wife, Baser drinks and that's where we
generate our next idea.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I love it. We'll drap them, you know what. You
know what they say the best business ideas happened when
you drama on a napkin on a napkin. There, we
are gonna go to lunch.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
There's Margarita's Salt, and we are gonna draw some new
merch and put them on the Instagram. But they're all
on napkins.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Have everybody vote on what shirt they would.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Like to see.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I mean, I think that is a perfect plan. Okay, Okay,
let's mark that in the calendar for when we go
to the Indiana Fever game or when we go to
the Battery in Atlanta, whichever one, because those are things
that are never gonna happen. And Bay, you guys live
in the country, so we're never gonna go to damn lunch.
Because Bay's not going to drive into town for lunch.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We can leave her out of it and I'll have
her on a FaceTime Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Anyway, back to Little League, Man, I don't know how
to handle it. I love being the coach. I love
t ball. It is so fun. It's funny to watch
the ball get hit and have eleven kids pile on
top of each other. Trying to get the ball.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Fantastic outfield hits or infield.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh, it may get to the outfield because it rolls
through everybody legs, but the field isn't maybe one hundred feet,
I mean it's not big.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right, So this is just slapstick that there's really
no nobody's getting progressing. Well, they're getting laugh it's for fun.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's getting progressive because they're understanding a little bit of
like which way to run. They're understanding you got to
stand on the base.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Any kids hit it to the outfield, Probably not, because
I remember the only memory I have a T ball
is one kid could hit it to the outfield and
it sucked because me everybody else could only hit it
in the infield. So I just want to know if
there's that kid on your team.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
No, there's not really anybody hitting into the outfield in
the air. That's not happening. There's no Roger Rasler out there. Okay,
like Roger Rasler. He was my brother's age and he
was like six feet tall at eight years old. I
mean he was massive.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
What's he doing now work in construction?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't know. That's a great question, but I know
that one time in high school in the shot put,
he threw it out of the ring and put a
he broke. He there's a fieldhouse wall, he put a
hole in it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Well, he might be in Paris this summer.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I mean he was. He was a monster. But anyway,
I have a kid on the team, and Ray. We
have practice once a week, and at least four times
every practice he comes up to me. He's like a coach, coach,
I'm the best one on the team.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right, okay, Caitlyn Clark Angel Reese.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And I'm like, I mean you're You're good, dude, You're
doing a great job. No, no, no, but like I'm
better than all these other kids out here, right.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What are you looking in the mirror? Sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm not at five years old. And I'm like, I
mean you're great, and he goes, yeah, yeah, but I
throw harder than all these kids, right, You're.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All about honesty.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I might you you throw the ball sometimes good. He's like,
but like, like I'm the best one, right, sure man? Yeah, yeah, okay, sure, okay. Cool.
Ten minutes later comes across the field, coach, coach, Yeah,
I don't really need to practice that because I'm better
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than those kids, right, No, I mean I think you
should learn how to put your glove down and get
a ground ball. He goes, But I'm the best one
at doing that, right.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
What's his mom like? She got heels on, works at
a label.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, And I'm like, man, no, you're you're fine. He goes,
But like them, they're not very good. Right Well, no,
I wouldn't say that they're not good. You know that
everybody is good in their own You know, everybody is
good at this. Some people are good at that. We're
all good out here. We're all trying our best.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
When you're done with this little Montague Montague monologue monologue,
I need to interject.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
You don't have to respond to everything. I remember a
majority of my childhood my dad just didn't respond. I
think there's a way to limit questions by mom's a word.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's crazy how he comes across the field. I mean,
he finds me. He'll whatever he's doing, Like if they're
hitting off the tea. There's some kids in the outfield
hitting off the tee and have like four t's set up,
and other ones are working on catching ground balls or
running the bases or whatever. He'll leave whatever station he's
at to come ask me like, hey, I'm doing that
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the best, aren't.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I You can't be that accessible. You've got to be
floating around.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Trust me, I'm moving. But he will, he'll go all
I mean, he will go across the field. If I'm
hiding behind the bushes, he'll come and find me and
be like, coach, coach, I'm the best one hitting off
the tea, right, I mean, you hit it fine, man,
he goes, But like them, they don't really know how
to hit it. I'm the best one.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, I talk to the parent. It's gonna be awkward,
and I'm just like, man, dude, I'm the parent, right.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, No, it's not my kid. It's not one of
my kids. I have two kids on the team and
it's not one of them. And I'm just like, I
don't know what is going on in that household.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's a confident, I'll tell you right now. The dad's lawyer.
Dad's a doctor. Mom is an apprentice at a law firm.
I have no idea. Maybe she owns her own something.
She there. They don't they or don't have second best,
second rate secondary. They are the prim primary.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah. I was just it blew me away that. I mean,
after four practices he is all about he's the best
and asked me a hundred times a practice. Hey, I'm
the best, Right, I'm the best one?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Is he the best?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Like, here's the thing, So you're honest every time on
the No.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, here's it goes. Here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You gotta be honest to the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, I do wat tell him? I say, you're fine, Bud,
but you can you can get better because to be
the best, like he's still.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You gotta remember you're in the footsteps of kid. What
would Kid have done? You gotta start relying on that
I do.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I have to start like, wo would Keith.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Let me go get you some warm apple pie, talk
about how good you are.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
How would Keith handle the situation? He'd probably put his
arm around Like kid, it's beautiful that you love the
game of baseball.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
That's what I'm saying. Man, What would kid do? That's
a shirt? Wwkd oh, I love it?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Oh kid, Kid, that's beautiful. I love Kid. I love
your passion for the game.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Right, So he's not answering your question, Kid, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's just like a politician. You ask him a question
and They just talk for five minutes about nothing and
you never get your question answer.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, kids are weird. I mean I was hanging out
with my nephew at the graduation party. I thought the
kid was talkingive and now he's quiet. I couldn't get
him to say two words. I was like poo. I
mean now I got to basically like jack the kid
in the face to get him to show some emotion.
I mean, he just hands in pocket. We look forward
and that's it. Hello, yo, nephew, where's the kid who
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was on roller coasters at Dollywood two months ago? It's dude,
it's a It's a path, is what it is. It's
a winding road.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
How old is he?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Nine? Boomers? Sixteen? Little baby is like four. He's the
niece is fourteen. He's probably ten or eleven. He might
be eleven, but he's like quiet. Now. It doesn't he
like talking to me?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Dude? It's weird age.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
What about the Terrible two? Is the weird elevensy?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Hey? The five year olds, I'm telling you, man, they
have this high ego of themselves. Well this one does,
so I just didn't. I mean, it's just been a
very it's a little bit draining having to answer that
over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You need your wife to help.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
What is she gonna tell the kid?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But I'm saying, dude, you can't shoulder all of the team.
You're like interpersonal coach too. You're just teaching him the game.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, because this one that says, oh, I'm the best, right,
I'm like, man, sometimes he'll hit it and he'll still
start running to third, and I'm like, if you're the best,
you should run the first. Man, run the first.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Here's the thing. Mental health wasn't a thing when we
were kids. So you're trying to massage your feel you know,
with your conversation. Dude, gives up, Go hit the ball. Dude,
you're just trying to get him to play the game
we all know and love. That's gonna be extinct in
ten years. It's not gonna be Hey, this game. If
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it doesn't get more popular, it's get me gone.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
No, listen, kid, this pitchclock thing, it's gonna save baseball. Man,
Like you don't even understand. You guys are coming around
and the golden age of baseball where the pitchclock is
everything because you can actually watch a game and you
don't have to worry about it going ten hours like
that is a beauty that we have right now in
this game. So we don't have it right now in seball,
(31:47):
but when we get up to kid pitch, we're definitely
putting that in and you're gonna love baseball even more.
So there, that is what's going on with the Expos,
And we're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.
I got to read some emails, all right, let's go
to the email. We got one, got that thank you oo. Hello,
this is from Pine de Gatto Ka passo beachees uh,
(32:14):
mister kat here. First of all, yes, I have a
damn job. I'm part on over bar here outside of
Austin and Kyle. I basically got high on my own
supply and sent my ass to rehab booze not crack.
And two, as an ex pro athlete myself, I one
dred percent agree with Ray Sizzle on the scoring one
(32:36):
basket on Lebron. Ray was an athlete in his youth
and even though he's like four foot eleven, he will
absolutely be able to throw some trash shot up and
make it. And yes, he'd be able to dribble a
few bounces here and there. Lebron is amazing, athletic and tall,
but with that many chances, farmer Ray has that shit
(32:58):
beleep that.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yep yep dead air.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Last, but not least, I started a peloton, a peloton
for the losers to sign What the heck is that pelton?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Hey, there ain't no way a loser.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
If we get seventeen signatures of the total thirty two
sore losers fans, Ray is never allowed to read a
text conversation from his phone again. After yeah, Ray, you
are the man, a tiny man, but still a man.
Don't let the haters get to you. They are just jelly.
They have a boring ass desk job and the secretary
(33:38):
won't sleep with them. Sorry for the long email, but
since I'm not drinking anymore, my life is boring. So
this is all I have in life.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
The cat dick Okay, well, great, he gave up drinking,
but I think he picked up methanphetamines because that was
all over the place. I got a message. We can
just say it's an email, but it's from our Facebook.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'd love to hear it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
This is a deeper, deeper way to think about things.
So this is the next level. A lot of our
truckers aren't even gonna understand this because it's one step
tug boters as well, not a lot of deep thinkers,
but it's on our face. But Christopher Toefer, almost this
is about us in that internship that somebody thought they
were applying for, and there was people execs and upper managine,
(34:21):
we're wondering are we hiring people? Chris says it sounds
like whoever applied has an end with the higher ups
and their connection worked because they have the exect contacting
you guys. So I would tell them that you guys
were interested in an intern higher but don't know how
to go exactly about it. And then since you have
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their attention already and they're emailing you and see how
they can now help us, and maybe they'll hook you
guys up and won't have to pay anything out of
your pockets, and we officially have an arnold. So we
reverse osmosis the emails about the inquiry about the internship
and say, well, yeah, we're interested in doing this.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
So we go back to the exec and be like, wow,
you guys are looking to hire someone for us. That
is amazing. How much are you guys going to pay
this person.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Because we have the exec's attention, and we just said, oh,
wrong house, we're not here. We set the guy on
his way.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Dude. That is like the scene in Dumb and Dumber
when they get the hotty bus and they're like, Hi,
we're such idiots and they run down the bus and
they're like, oh my god, they're getting on the bus.
They're getting on the bus and they say, nope, it
is that way. Oh my gosh. We did that with
the exect. We are Larry, Harry and Lloyd. We are
(35:42):
Harry and Lloyd. Because the exec is right there for
the taking, we have a chance to reach out to
him and say, hey, can you help us with this?
This and this? And instead we slam the door shut.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
What an analogy you can't believe.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Exployd First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our
nest egg, and then our hog breaks down. Yeah, why
are we ever gonna catch a break? Plus the hotties.
Spoiler alert, Hi, hey Eliopah, Hi guys. We're going on
(36:28):
a national bikini tour and we're looking for two oil
boys who can grease us up before each competition.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
This is us getting the email.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You are in luck. There's a town about three miles
that way.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there. Okay, yeah,
we don't know what you're talking about. The email guys,
Ye see it. Yeah, we're not looking for an intern.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Get out of here. Do you realize what you've done?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Why? Why this is me bringing up the email to you?
Now we're running after the email Jane trying to talk
to We got it.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
We caught him. You'll have to excuse my friend. He's
a little slow. The town is back that way.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
God, that's ud.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Can I just tell you. I still don't understand. One
of my college roommates, Clay, he hated Dumb and Number.
He did not think it was funny at all.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
It was one of the best movies of our childhood.
I agree, and he was like, it is just so
stupid because there's crime. Also, am I not right on that?
There's the touch of it?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, so that it caters to now the crime generation.
Last podcast I tagged every crime podcast crime Officionado crime
hashtag there was because we talked about Natalie Holloway.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't understand how you don't find Dumb and Dumber
funny that worries me. It worried me about Clay. I mean,
he's a great dude, but just off his rocker. Now
we're gonna read another email.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Ray, I'm out here without a segue.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Nope, I was doing emails then we went to that.
I love listening to this podcast. I only recently started
listening because I didn't have a lot of interest in sports.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Who said didn't have a lot going for me?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
But it's so much more. I love lunchbox and raised
stories about their kids, wives, etc. And I'm learning a
bit about sports.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I don't have kids.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Well, she's just saying stories. You guys definitely should have
more segments on what you call the Big Show. I
love all those guys, but some of your stories on
here are better. Keep it up, guys. Alyssa chorus, chorus,
Thank you, Alyssa.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah that was good. That's a good segment, dude. How
many emails do we get? Real talk?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
We get a lot, and I should read them more
because I don't. I get behind and I just I
miss them.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And all our information is at sored loosers dot com.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Right, Yeah, you can go to our website and our emails.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Because you know, we really should talk about that more
paid some money for that site.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah we did. You realized I had to buy it
from someone.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Couldn't we have negotiated that down on it? I tried,
Oh you did, I trust you? Did you do it
like the lady in the country the country people negotiations?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yes, I did. And it didn't go very well.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Ray, things went south. We lost.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Well, let's just say it might have been in the case, right,
but did you talk them down?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Please just say you did?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah? Originally it was five.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
K Okay, then that's impressive what you did.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah. So yeah, but we're gonna take a break. And
I mean the NBA Finals. I mean, you guys may
have forgot the NBA started or was still around, but
it started last night. We'll talk Game one the NBA Finals.
Yeah all right. I mean I thought basketball was dead.
I thought it was already NBA Draft time, But no,
we still got the finals. I mean, we were spending
more time on the WNBA the NBA.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
We'll go Boston Shamrocks, Go Boston Shamrocks, Go Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
As much as I'd love to stay all day.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I listen. I know, I know it's cma Fest. You
gotta go, you gotta go. Families here. But if we
don't talk about the game, I mean, there's really not
much talk about Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You're right though, people come to us man for game time. No, no, no,
let me tell you the series is over from one game.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
One game. The Celtics are the NBA champions. The Mavericks
have no shot.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
They'll they'll squeak out one.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
They may squeak out a game, they may squeak out
two games.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Oh, they squeak out too. Then I'm spat on with
my prediction.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I am just saying that at what I saw, I
only watched the first half and I turned it off.
I was like, this is terrible. Because I had cmafest
and so I recorded the game. Had no idea what
went on because obviously no one at cmafest gives a
crap about basketball, because there wasn't any chatter backstage about
who's winning the game? Is the game on? There was
(41:20):
not one person that said, hey, man, have you heard anything?
Have you looked at who's winning? Do you know if
the Celtics are winning? Do you know if the Mavericks winning,
not one person this is going to be a mind
for you. The game was on ABC.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Cmafest is a product that they end up putting together
and putting on ABC. Maybe that's why they didn't have
side monitors. They wanted everything focused on this ABC product
instead of a current ABC product. You were working in
the future last night.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yes, I was working in the future for June twenty
fifth on ABC Shameless Play co hosted by Jelly Roll
and Ashley McBride. But no, not. I'm talking just like
people in the green room, people work in the catering room.
Not one person was sitting there going, man, you might
seeing the score, I'm oh wow, Celtics were up big.
(42:11):
Not one person said a word.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Hate that you want it? More like our boss exec.
He's obsessed with Kentucky. Man, he'll throw through doors. Hey man,
you see that Kentucky score. No, dude, they're playing like
Middle Tennessee State. I don't know what the score.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yes, that's what I would rather have. But not, I
mean nobody. I am telling you nobody even had it
out there that hey man, the game's on. Not one
person that is their TV. No one gave a crap.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
I don't like that. And also people I think are
a little behind and they don't know that that game
started because Boomer hits me day after the game today
and he goes, who's gonna win the series? Okay, Boomer,
that's the question, sixteen year old nephew you asked before
the series, because now everybody says Celtics. Who said it
before the series? I said, Boomer, don't talk to me.
I hung up on him. I who you think is
(42:59):
gonna win?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Gonna say the Celtics are too big for the Mavericks,
the Unicorn. Why didn't we bet him to win MVP?
And I know what you're gonna say, that's his one
good game. But defensively, he was so tall. Every time
they would drive in the lane in the first half,
they would have to lean back trying to get their
shot over Porzingis, or he'd just swat it.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
And it all makes sense. He's a Unicorn. Pride Month
isn't their thing? Unicorn it all? Why wouldn't he get MVP?
That's a great point, yep.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
And uh, I mean he looks health I mean there's
no way he has not been healthy for like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, This is if moms, you're listening to your soccer
bands right now. So there's a thing that goes on
in sports. It's called lying. They said, oh, he's he's
rehabbing his leg. He's not all the way back. That's
lying in sports. That dude came back full throttle.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
He didn't even like and a lot of the time
he didn't even need to jump because people are so short,
and he would just turn around and just kinda eh
right over. I don't care that he could have played
against the pacers, but they said, all the pacers, you
guys have no shot, and so we're just gonna rest
in for another seven, eight to ten days. And he
looks one hundred percent to me.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Riddle me this, though, Why do you only does he
only always play twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, I don't think his cardio is there there, But
let me tell because game action, your cardio is a
little different than practice action. He looked perfectly fine today.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
He's your MVP, except for if you look at numbers wise,
I would hope Tatum and Jaylen Brown put up better numbers.
If you do points, rebounds, assists. Jalen Brown was next
in at is. The leader was actually Jason Tatum he
had most points, rebounds, assists. Then it went Jalen Brown
really upper twenties. Yeah, Tatum was at thirty two. This
is little metrics, sorry to be boring. Did Jason Jalen
(44:39):
Brown in the upper twenties and Porzingis never gets any assists?
He got like four rebounds, twenty points or something, so
he's in middle twenties. Ah, so if they go by that.
But vibe of the game that dude deserves MVP. I
mean the child's going nuts, he's doing heat checks.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
He's just he's throwing it up from thirty feet drain. Oh,
I'm it looked awesome. I was like, all right, this
great job. You're back. Look at you. You're the winner.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
It would you say a little bit of the difference
was the three point line.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
A lot of the difference was three point lane.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
We predicted it on this they we predicted it on
this damn show. I said, they shoot double the threes,
they make double the threes, and it was they were
in the twenties and I think MAV's only made seven.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
So I mean not only did, I mean they made
like seven in the second quarter. I mean they were
dreat I saw that the Mavericks in the whole game,
like leading up to havelftime, had thirty three points and
the Celtics had thirty seven points in the second quarter.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
If you missed the game, it was this MAVs started
hot and you started to think uh oh oh oh
oh oh sh sho. That's how it started. And then
after that it was an avalanche. If you've been caught
in one before, I'm sorry for the reference. That's it
was a tornado.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, I swould have got I think the Celtics just
score hit another three.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It was a hurry, it was something. It was some
cataclysmic event that happened in the second that the whole
it was really stampede. People have probably been trampled. So
what I'm saying is series is over and that we
can finally put to bed the NBA playoffs. It was
the favorite that won. It was a Celtics. There was
not a lot of money there, so if somebody did
(46:13):
call it and he didn't win, a lot, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
It's over. It was very impressive. I realized the depth
of the Celtics, the height of the Celtics. They were
just they're just so much better, so much better.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, And if you really start to look at the
lineup PJ. Washington, you're relying on guys like that to
make shots and they don't.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
You ever, weren't relying on some guy named Jalen Hardy.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Is there a guy named Clinic or something?
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Kleeber? Max Kleeber?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Who's he? I was hooking at the stat line. I
guess if you're gonna bet MAVs, man, there's about four
guys you're rooting for for points that don't don't even
know their names. Dereck Jones, he is Derek Jones from
Old We knew.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
The Celtics were deeper, but I just didn't realize how
dominant they were gonna be. I didn't realize their height
that was gonna be that much of a problem for
It was just it was a blood bath. So there's
nothing really talk about. Congratulations to the Boston Celtics. You're
twenty twenty four NBA champions.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
If you looked at the fans reaction, it was hey,
don Julio, hey man, I think we win the championship.
They were already in their faces thinking back to their
grandfather's pass who never got those championships. Maybe they did
I don't know how uh generational works every forty years,
but the faces of these guys, they had gold chains,
they had Rolex washes. Hey, Mikey, I think we're gonna
(47:29):
be okay this month. He man, Hey, ain't throw that
body in the river. Yet they won, They won the championship.
It was that look, it was mob mentality. We did
it for old Johnny at the old or Doc. Yeah,
finally won him a ship.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
This one's for Whitey Man. Why Whitey the one that
used to run down there in southeas Man? We got
we got the damn title. Man, it's going to Boston.
We're gonna pocket at the Garden.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
We got this clip. Why don't we hitting your clips?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Okay? Now I wanted this is the most awkward clip ever.
It's like a pro am. You see it, Yeah, and
I it's some kind of golf tournament pro am. This
is on the Golf channel. And then they say, hey,
we're going down to whoever this lady is with Vince
Young And this dude ain't Vince Young. He's just an okay, Yeah,
(48:19):
Vin's Young playing this week.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
He is down with bourn Is.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Six seasons in the NFL, arguably one of the best
n Double A quarterbacks of all time in Texas.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
He took golf about four years ago.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
What's the biggest shift you make going from the ultimate
team sport to now the ultimate individual sport.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
No, I apologize, you have it runs.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I'm ever saying city so which I'm a football coach.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
But uh, the thing is the great thing about golf
is I'm not.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Only competing against myself, but I'm competing against everybody else.
City group.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Watch watch, watch what she does. He says, I'm not
Vince Young, and she just keeps the microphone there like
you're messing with me, and it is so freaking awkward.
He's like, no, that's not me. And then it so
he's like, oh, guys, that bird talk some more.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Bless her heart. That's on the producers. You've got to
help your reporters out. They're reading notes yor doing this.
She didn't even look up, you know, she's straight in
the note cards. Next thing you know, it's not Vince Young's.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Just see a black guy comming off the course.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
You think it's Oh, no, it's Johnny. I'm general manager
over at Culvers. They let me play in these pro ams.
Oh my game. It's usually just me against this, not
me against the NCAA. What was that statu you said,
best quarterback in four years in college football? I didn't
in college. I was studying finance, So yeah, I don't.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Hey, man, I uh I play it again. Please just listen.
It's Young playing this week.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
He's down with Bourns sixties in the NFL, arguably one
of the best n double A quarterbacks of all time.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
In Texas. He took golf about four years ago.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
What's the biggest shift to make going from the ultimate
team sport to now the ultimate individual sport?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
No, collegize, I'm my Edward over at City Group. General, Man,
you got the wrong guy, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
The thing is, though, I did eat it at Vince
Young Steakhouse the other night.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I mean, oh my gosh, it's so funny, so freaking
what clip?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
And how the hell did we find that? What were
you guys watching?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's that was on the golf channel? Dude?
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Was that memorial tournament?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Like that's a legit clip?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, no, I know it is, But who was watching
golf channel and it's not another.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Well, I don't know. I saw it on Twitter is
where I saw it, and so yeah, all right, well
have a good weekend. Guy cma fest Ray he's got
a run, he's got the family in town.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Lunchbox announced last night at the stage.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
I gotta take nap. I am so damn tired. I
got home. I got home at like eleven fifteen, and
then I watched the first half of the freaking game
and I was like, oh my god, it's a blowout.
I'm going to bed.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
And the complete difference is the stage hosts are afternoon people,
night people and morning show people. Morning show people have
it brutally bad because then you have to get up
the midday people sleep until eleven. Oh hey what Oh yeah,
I got to go record a couple of breaks. Completely
different lifestyles, totally different lifestyles. But nobody gets that.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
They don't understand because they're like, oh, you want to
be the one. Because they wanted to to introduce Leonard
of Skinner, which was the last band going on at
eleven forty.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Nope, And I was like, no, who introduced him? Nobody?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
No, that to noon people. Oh makes sense, man, that switch.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Hey Leonard man, you got nobody to entry. You just
run out, Hey, Leonard.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Just go ahead, you introduce yourself.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Man, is your first name Leonard or last name Skinnard?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
All right, everybody, have a good weekend. We'll see on Monday.
Congrats to the Boston Celtics. You're twenty twenty four NBA champions.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yo. Donnie over at port Side's gonna be happy. They
ain't won a ship since his dad passed.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
So is Boomer in town? No, just muff, just muff.
Are you going to the Bachelor rep Party?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
No, not invited. I helped with it though, I set
it up.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh so are you going to see her?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah? I know the city, so I said, hey, let
me give you some rides, free Uber rides to and
from the house. We stocked the fridge got the No,
they well she did one night, but then they got
some three thousand dollars panhouse in the ghetto or in
a rough part of town.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Oh okay, where are we used to live?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
It literally is how did you know that?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
And just when you say that,
Yo, yep, hey, hey, it's the weekend. It's the freaking weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm about to have me some fun fun housekeeping. There
was a whole minute and a half of Silence, a podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That was on Monday. Dude, that we're over that. Are
you still thinking about it on Friday? No?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Man, Like, why do you see, bro? I was in
my neighborhood. It's you go like two miles an hour.
So I had my phone out and uh, I just oh,
I'll play the podcast real quick. I'm going to running erran.
I hit played, Wait thirty seconds, Wait a minute, Wait
a minute and a half, and then it starts and
(00:37):
all minute and a half, I'm thinking, fuck, I freaking
didn't delete that.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Dude. Here's the thing, the fact that we are four
days after this and you still think about it, You
still let it bother you. I don't understand that, Like
you have to move on.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Because there was a million people affected.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
By it, A million were like one hundred and sixty
five people that listened.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because I when I was putting it up, I was like, man,
guess ray forgot to take that minute and a half
out And I try to edit it on the little
website that and it wouldn't allow me to cut it out.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
With all that said, for me to say, then, when
I heard you placed the commercials perfect, I no longer
was pissed you placed the commercials so meticulously.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well you understand that I first did it a minute
and a half earlier, and I would clicked it and
I was like, well, that's not it. Let me see. Well, no,
that's where the commer okay, oh okay, he just never
took the minute and a half out, so I don't
have to do that math.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I didn't know the inside baseball. But then I thought, oh,
maybe he's so our word that he forgot to take
the minute and a half like I told him to
take it off. So it just ended up working.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, I literally remembered, and I went back a minute
and a half and I was like, no, that's still
the middle of a sentence. That doesn't make any sense.
I was like, there's no way my math is wrong.
So let me fast forward it a minute and a
half and see what happens. Oh yeah, And then I
go to the and then I went to the beginning
of the podcast. I was like, oh, so Ray decided
we didn't need to take the minute and a half out.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Ray What happened that minute and a half? Arnold? What
was going on that whole time? I'm sorry, guys, I
was what does that sound even mean? Arnold? Here, this
is how you're gonna do the intro when we do
the showy losers. Okay, so that's how you're gonna do
it when we all do that whole big thing.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, let's start it. Man, it's the weekend and
see it mayfest.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
But I'm doing text from justin. My sister's in town
for a bachelorette party. Boy.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh so your sister's not here to see you. She's
here for a bachelorette party.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But she's coming the whole week, so got it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You mean she's already been here three days? Right?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Arnold day.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh the one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So loser, what up? Everybody? I am lunch loser, Arnold,
don't interrupt me? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I got told you either do it all together or
you don't do it at all. What you know, you
just told Arnold not to interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
One time on the Big Show, the Bobby Bone Show,
I was an intern, and I believe on the Bobby
Bone Show, we used to say goodbye and I just
tried to be cool. You guys all say goodbye, and
I go goodbye two seconds after you guys, and Bones
goes either do it with us or don't do it
at all, and I was like, damn, this is the
big leagues.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Hey, that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What did you guys used to say?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I have no idea. I don't remember what I said this, okay,
it is hard to remember how we ended a show.
Maybe everybody say bye bye, and I think he said
everybody say bye.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And I waited until you guys finished, and I go
bye and he goes, no, no, no, no, We're a team. Baby.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's like the kid in class. I didn't do my intro,
I know, but it's like the kidden class. Everybody when
I call your name, say here, Billy, here, justin here,
chess day here, ray present, Yep. I always did that
trying to okay, yeah, always trying to be cute to
(04:36):
come up with something different.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I key, yeah, I get it. What up, y'all? It's
says and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I married a Broadway girl. We moved to the north
side of town. Farmland ranchers, a lot of property, a
lot of crops, wheat crops, corn crops, pumpkins in the fall.
I saw this last weekend, guys were picking berries and
then I think they take it to the local farmers market.
And then I met this other lady at the farmer's
(04:58):
market and she said she bottles her own peaches and
she's gonna make them spicy for me, and she told
me to come back, and am I obligated to come back?
Because Baser got pickles from her and loves them. So
the peaches that are spicy that you put on bread
and jam and maybe for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
She said, oooh, that could be good in some cottage cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
But I said, am I obligated to go back because
we didn't sign any deal. But she said she's gonna
make two jars and set two aside for me. So
if I don't go back, or is that just how
you talk in the country. You just make verbal agreements.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think country is a lot of verbal agreements. I
don't think there's a lot of written things down. I'll here,
you know. Oh, I know, Johnny. You're good for it, Johnny,
I'll see you next week. Okay, Betsy. Yeah, my check
just hadn't cleared, so I'll be okay. Hey, Johnny, you
need a little extra you you just send me a
little note. No, you know, just holler.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know what I love. Oh yeah, hey, y'all come
back now here. Oh that holler over there? Yeah, you're
over there by the holler. Yeah, yeah, over Yonder. That's
what it is. This guy at the property over Yonder, Well,
how far is a yonder? But the lady at the
farmers market, I love how they do business. They're the
epitome of sales in the United States capitalism. I'm gonna
buy two ferns right in the front porch Mountulo realize.
(06:14):
And she goes, are ferns ones that hang or they
sit on the pot?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
And they're twenty eight dollars out even Batman, I she
goes give him for twenty five you get four? Well, yeah,
I mean that's a deal. And I was kind of
thinking of.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I mean, gotta save three dollars per flour.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I was considering getting a third, and then she upsold
me on two more all for whatever I was saving twelve.
I mean, it's just genius that New York City's Wall
Street has nothing on country folk.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I mean, it's sort of like going to Chinatown in
New York City where they're like, oh, pursues pursus sunglasses, sunglasses,
ooh five dollars. Oh okay, you can get them for
three dollars. Okay, sold two for six. Great, great deal.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And my dumb ass not only did she upsell me,
I'm a returning customer. I'm going back for the peaches.
That's two kids. If you want to learn, not selling
chocolate bars or I don't know, playing tik tac or
whatever you guys do on your phones. Go to the country,
to a farmer's market.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, don't do candy crush. Guys. Get out there in
the real world and experience it. And that's what they do.
They make you. The country salesperson is better than the
city salesperson because they make you feel good, They make
you feel warm, they make you feel welcome, like you're
their friend. So you're like, oh, man, they really like me.
I'm gonna go back and see them and spend money there,
when really they don't give two shits about you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
My lawn guy not necessarily the best sales practice. He
started me low sixty five bucks. Well now we're up
to seventy five.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And this is for your two and a half acres. Yeah,
and a week per corn.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And now it used to be he was coming about
once every two and a half weeks. Now it's week
and a half. So if you do the math, he's
up selling me one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, to be fair, we have been getting a lot
of precipitation, so it may be growing extra fat, and
maybe his mower can't wait two and a half weeks.
So he's like, hey, you know what, I'll be there
in a week and a half. But it is an upsell.
If you didn't say, hey, I need you to come
every week and a half, guess what you've been upsold.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And I told Beazer, I said, all these country salespeople,
they're going to run us out of house. At home,
I got a house full of ferns, peaches, and lawnmowers.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I mean, oh, gata.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean, listen, man, start wherever you want. Eventually we
got to get to tell to Justin.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I want to start with text from Justine.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's an easy go to and they've been going off
a little bit. He doesn't gamble anymore. He ran out
of money.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
How long has he been gambled free?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A couple of weeks been dropped? Wow, he came over.
I didn't even say it last podcast. He came over
on Friday. We played some beer pong.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Wait wait, wait you talked about all right, go ahead, and.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
He brought his dog. It didn't work out with the dog.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
So wait, what happened with the dog?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He got a fight with the cat.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh, I see what you mean, like not he's getting
rid of his dog. I thought you meant like he
has a dog. He brought it over, but he let
us know he doesn't like the dog.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So we're gonna kind of do a weekend of it.
We learned that's not a possibility. He ended up having
to go home early, so our friendship may be fully over,
especially if he doesn't gamble. What are we going to
talk about?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, there's really nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Here's our text. I hit him up to start it
off to change and I said, Memory, Bob Menery. I said,
he's got two chicks banging each other on his Instagram.
No response for two hours, and I go, hey, Bob
Menory made delete. Whenever he wakes up in the morning.
He always deletes his Instagram stories. I said, trust me,
this will get your rocks off. And then an hour
(09:42):
later he responded, I unfollowed him months ago. He doesn't
even have an account anymore, and I said, yes he does.
He just gets oddly shadow band where Instagram doesn't let
you search for him. No idea what the guy did.
And then justin the final text from him, he said,
Memory is equivalent to Russell Wilson. No one likes him anymore.
He's like a two thousand and four range Rover with
(10:04):
one hundred and forty thousand miles on it. And then
I responded to Justin and this was it. This is
the end of the text. I said, what are you
the new cyber truck?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Can I tell you? I'm gonna give you guys credit
like your texts are actually very creative.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's why it's a segment.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's very creative for him to compare Bob Minry to
a two thousand and four range Rover. That is really
funny stuff because my text message with my friends are like, oh,
look at this, someone let the birdie out here. And
I'm like that because my buddy's at the driving range. Right,
Greg was at the driving range and we have a
(10:46):
group text with four of us.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, get in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
And what's It's true? What is Bob Minry doing? Do
people have? People fallen out of love with him?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No? I mean he still signs these deals, massive ones.
He'll sign Monkey tilt. He just signed with his gambling company.
I'm sure they gave him four hundred thousand, so that
covers him for a year. He's doing big deals like that.
Day to day nothing six months. He's promoting companies, he
does the YouTube videos. He's making money from the milk boys. Okay,
(11:16):
he's back in bed with the milk boys.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Because look, my buddy Greg sends the group text this
and he goes, someone left some birdies out here. What
is it?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Actual birds?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
There's an actual dead bird right there right. Oh and
I so I replied, I said, Wow, that course reminds
me of Augusta because if you look at the course,
strong sarcasm. It's a bunch of dead grass, and like,
it looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Is that in Austin?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, that Bluebon, well, Bluebon's gone. I don't know where
he's at. Maybe he's in New Mexico business family that
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
He's gone.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It looks terrible and Garrett Garrett gave it a haha,
and Greg an hour later goes, mmmm, I don't understand.
The whole point is there's a dead bird. That's why
I said, Birdie, And I said, what do you mean
you don't understand? What do you mean? It went over
(12:11):
your head? I see the dead bird, But the dead
bird is the least of the problems of that court.
I said. The dead grass and the dirt piles look disgusting.
That's why I said it's like Augusta, because it's actually
the complete opposite. And Greg replies, Oh, it's just a
(12:33):
driving range.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's standing up for it.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Right like, he's like depending. I'm like, dude, I mean,
I know it's not Augusta.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I see the dead bird, and I don't care that
it's just a driving range. The fact that I said
it looks like Augusta and he's like, that went over
my head. I don't understand what that means, Like, how
do you not understand that?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Very easy? And also you've got to what is it
called celebrate the text threads that are fun. I have
this other one. It's Billy. I never talked about his brother,
but they basically looked the same. They're two years different.
I think they met. They both went to Anderson, but
his brother's younger than him, younger in him, but he
was better at baseball. His brother could have gone pro.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But I didn't know him because Billy was young enough
where he was young young like when I was in
high school. Because his sister was a year younger than me.
Billy was three years so Billy was like a freshman
when I was a senior. So his brother would have
been seventh grade.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Got it now? That makes sense. All same town, same school,
different ages. His brother talked to him once a year,
goes Ray Ray little heads up so you can get
your end ready, submitting for a stream review and it's
a video game he designed. As soon as that passes
and I can make page live, we'll begin again. I'm
not under contract. I make no money from him. This
(13:44):
is he's just texting miss cold calling. The call to
action from the trailer is mainly wish listed. We'll give
more info once it passes review. In meantime, here my
official trailer props or whatever. And then Billy goes Ray,
now a video game googuru? What like? What did I
sign a deal? I don't know what's happening? And then
his brother he's got that social media cred and then
(14:06):
that was just one thing. Then Billy hits back with, yeah, Ray,
will you reshare my plunge post? What the fuck is
happening on my dude? That's why you celebrate the text
threads that are fun, because that turned business and I'm
making no money and it makes no sense. If it
doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah fuck, so did you look at the video game thing? No?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
He sent it to me while I was at work.
And I still don't even know how to respond to
Billy telling me to reshare a plunge post of him. Billy,
that'll probably make me look like I'm celebrating something else,
like what are you talking about? Did? Hey guys, here's
my friend Billy in a plunge dub.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Here's my buddy's video game that has to pass inspection.
I don't know by who. I don't know anything about
video games. Is it like a like a sports game?
Shoot them up game? My radiator has he made a
video game before.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
He's been in the biz for a while, made significant money.
I think this is the one they're putting all their
eggs in the basket over. I don't know the name.
I don't know any of it. And uh, they're just
gonna sit in the old yeah on hold for a
little while.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
So it's not gonna be on sore losers Instagram, No
to this point in time.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No. But I love though that they act like I'm
part of the staff, Like what.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's pretty Yeah, but you're but you and justin so,
I do appreciate your text thread.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Appreciate good text.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Thread because I don't really have one, because like my
Fantasy Baseball league, they text about a million texts and
I just ignore ninety nine percent of them.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Right, is it time to have the talk where guys,
we just don't need to do this anymore?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, I don't know. These are mostly my cousin's college
fraternity brothers, and I've met them over the years and
I joined the bro You got to get off the thread. No,
because if you're in the league, you gotta be in
the thread.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Ray, I'm not a I'm not one of those uh crafters.
I don't know how to d thread.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So this past Sunday, I was playing this dude Lance,
who's in the league Berkman. Uh No, uh Godery Lance Godory,
whatever that is, I don't know. And I got a
text from him at like three point thirty in the afternoon.
But that's when I was at that birthday party learning
about the Natalie Holloway that we talked about on Monday.
(16:29):
And I didn't see the text till later, but I
just thought he was part of the group thread text
and so I just ignored it. Then my cousin texts me,
goes yo, Lance said, you're big timing him on the text.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, we're getting out of
control of the text.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
And I said, what do you mean? He said, dude,
He said he was trying to reach out about you
guys just matchup in fantasy, and you totally blew him off.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
It was getting cringe and awkward.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I said, I did, let me check. I said, oh, yeah,
I did. I got one about three to eighteen from him.
I thought it was part of the group text thread.
I was at a birthday party. Didn't get around to it,
he goes. I explained to him that you have three kids,
and he said, oh, I understand I have two kids too,
So sometimes responding to text on a timely manner is
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not our mo. So then I reached out to Lance
and I texted him back and I said, they screwed me,
leaving Bellow in that extra little bit to give up
that fourth run. So I didn't get a quality start,
but Canning came up huge with a quality start for
the Angels. I was so pissed because I was debating
(17:40):
between Heeney for the Rangers, Bello and Canning. I was
picking up two of the three to start, and now
I we tied that category. Good week, hope all is well,
and guess what Lance big time me?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
He never replied, so he feels like that's the culture
of that thread now.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So I was I got yelled at for being big
time for big timing, and then I, oh, sorry, I'll
get around to it. I reply nothing back.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, these text threads, I don't think when cell phones
first started, were you allowed to have text threads. No,
see the text threads might be bad, bro, I don't
know if it's a great direction. I'm in a family one.
It gets pumped with about forty texts a day.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my wife's family text. I mean one hundred times
a day, one hundred times a day. It's just like
I can't keep up. And then she's like, did you
see that. I'm like, no, I didn't see it. Didn't
see it. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And we did a segment on the Big Show, Bobby
Bone Show, and my mom saw it and said, oh,
you don't like being a part of the family text thread.
And I said, well, it's not that. It's that my
grandma's in it, and she has a cricket phone, and
if somebody in the thread has an Android, the pictures
show up smaller, and if somebody does a video, the
videos blur.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
So I never have to text my mom on the
side and say, hey, will you please send me that picture?
I can't see it clearly. And she goes, you didn't
get in the thread, and I said, right, for thee
hundred time, since Grandma is in the thread, these things
don't come across as clear to me and Beazer and
we kind of want to see the pictures. And also
you can't leave them. If somebody has an Android phone,
you never can leave the text thread unless you block
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or delete everybody in that thread.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I didn't know that he did.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's a massive hiccup in iPhone.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Because I'll send pictures and my brother doesn't have a
batter's box.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh that guy, what if everybody that's a batter box
with an Android.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
He doesn't have an iPhone. I don't know what kind
of phone he has. So he'll send videos and pictures
of his son playing sports or doing something in an assembly,
and I'm I can't tell which one is him because
it's so blurry and so small. I'm like, always one
of those kids in the video cool man, all right,
that's he did a great job. Or I'll send my
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my the group text because I forget that they don't
have iPhones, and I'll talk to my dad later and
I'm like, oh, dude, you see that, And he's like no,
I couldn't. I couldn't really see it. And I'm like,
damn it, I forgot. You don't have an iPhone. I
don't know how to do this, so I had to.
I'll send it to you. Individually. Actually, I'll send it
to mom because you don't know how to work your phone.
Let me send it to mom.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Do you get the picture? All right?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's really cute. Drives me nuts.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The guy that's got to figure it all out is
father in law Phil. Dude, he uh if you send
him now, I've learned you send him a whole paragraph.
I got eighteen kids in my side studio. I don't
know what's happening. Yeah, just man, take over the computer monitor.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Hey, don't take that high chair in there. That's for sale.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
They are forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
They're about to stroll out of there with my I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I thought they were about to put that computer in
his backpack.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Doug out mug computer and my backpack. That's my office. Thanks,
But yeah, the field dude, you send a paragraph. I
learned because he doesn't respond back. He reads what you say,
puts it in his brain and then takes that as facts.
That's what you're gonna do, and then if he needs
to respond, he will. If he doesn't, that means okay,
sounds good. No response means okay good.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Got it? Like confirmed?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Once in a blue moon, you'll get at the thumbs
up emoji, and he and Baze are always like, holy shit,
we got thumbs up e mooji. Your dad gave me
the thumbs up emoji. That's the thing. So now I've learned.
I sent him a whole paragraph. Hey man, I'm gonna
meet you at your house at two. I'll bring the
shovels and rakes. You've got the wheelbarrow already. I'm Laura's
gonna stay at the house. Also, she brought you some food,
so don't eat lunch. I'm gonna bring the food over.
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Him not responding sounds good man, I'll see you then,
but he didn't say that. By him not responding, that's
what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That means he'll be there, Like, hey, you know we're
make sure you know that tea time is tomorrow nine?
Am you hear nothing back?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
It means he's That means he's coming and he likes
the time.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Right. But me internally, I am sitting there going damn,
So is this guy showing up? Is he not showing up?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I guess I'll just go to the golf course and
hope he's there.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think it's the end of texting, dude, its.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Exyting is going nowhere. It's going nowhere. But we're going somewhere.
We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
and talk to you. Ball man, talk a little ta ball.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Is this an upbeat story or depressing or was there
a crime?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, it's not a crime. I mean, maybe it's a
crime on humanity or I maybe I'm out of touch,
Maybe I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What are you going to be here?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Sexist or No, We're not gonna be sexist. I'm not
gonna be agist. I'm gonna be confused because as the
coach of the expos coach. Yeah, and I have coach
on my shirt. I mean it comes right across the chest.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You get that from Sore Losers dot com.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I did, and it's number ninety nine. I had them
add a number on the back of it so they
know who I am.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Crazy because we haven't had new merch there in years.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I mean, dude, Okay, let's set a goal.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, we need to have a you know what we're
doing me, your wife, Baser drinks and that's where we
generate our next idea.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I love it. We'll drap them, you know what. You
know what they say the best business ideas happened when
you drama on a napkin on a napkin. There, we
are gonna go to lunch.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
There's Margarita's Salt, and we are gonna draw some new
merch and put them on the Instagram. But they're all
on napkins.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Have everybody vote on what shirt they would.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Like to see.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I mean, I think that is a perfect plan. Okay, Okay,
let's mark that in the calendar for when we go
to the Indiana Fever game or when we go to
the Battery in Atlanta, whichever one, because those are things
that are never gonna happen. And Bay, you guys live
in the country, so we're never gonna go to damn lunch.
Because Bay's not going to drive into town for lunch.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We can leave her out of it and I'll have
her on a FaceTime Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Anyway, back to Little League, Man, I don't know how
to handle it. I love being the coach. I love
t ball. It is so fun. It's funny to watch
the ball get hit and have eleven kids pile on
top of each other. Trying to get the ball.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Fantastic outfield hits or infield.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh, it may get to the outfield because it rolls
through everybody legs, but the field isn't maybe one hundred feet,
I mean it's not big.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right, So this is just slapstick that there's really
no nobody's getting progressing. Well, they're getting laugh it's for fun.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's getting progressive because they're understanding a little bit of
like which way to run. They're understanding you got to
stand on the base.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Any kids hit it to the outfield, Probably not, because
I remember the only memory I have a T ball
is one kid could hit it to the outfield and
it sucked because me everybody else could only hit it
in the infield. So I just want to know if
there's that kid on your team.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
No, there's not really anybody hitting into the outfield in
the air. That's not happening. There's no Roger Rasler out there. Okay,
like Roger Rasler. He was my brother's age and he
was like six feet tall at eight years old. I
mean he was massive.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
What's he doing now work in construction?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I don't know. That's a great question, but I know
that one time in high school in the shot put,
he threw it out of the ring and put a
he broke. He there's a fieldhouse wall, he put a
hole in it.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Well, he might be in Paris this summer.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I mean he was. He was a monster. But anyway,
I have a kid on the team, and Ray. We
have practice once a week, and at least four times
every practice he comes up to me. He's like a coach, coach,
I'm the best one on the team.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right, okay, Caitlyn Clark Angel Reese.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And I'm like, I mean you're You're good, dude, You're
doing a great job. No, no, no, but like I'm
better than all these other kids out here, right.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
What are you looking in the mirror? Sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm not at five years old. And I'm like, I
mean you're great, and he goes, yeah, yeah, but I
throw harder than all these kids, right, You're.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
All about honesty.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I might you you throw the ball sometimes good. He's like,
but like, like I'm the best one, right, sure man? Yeah, yeah, okay, sure, okay. Cool.
Ten minutes later comes across the field, coach, coach, Yeah,
I don't really need to practice that because I'm better
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than those kids, right, No, I mean I think you
should learn how to put your glove down and get
a ground ball. He goes, But I'm the best one
at doing that, right.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
What's his mom like? She got heels on, works at
a label.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, And I'm like, man, no, you're you're fine. He goes,
But like them, they're not very good. Right Well, no,
I wouldn't say that they're not good. You know that
everybody is good in their own You know, everybody is
good at this. Some people are good at that. We're
all good out here. We're all trying our best.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
When you're done with this little Montague Montague monologue monologue,
I need to interject.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
You don't have to respond to everything. I remember a
majority of my childhood my dad just didn't respond. I
think there's a way to limit questions by mom's a word.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
It's crazy how he comes across the field. I mean,
he finds me. He'll whatever he's doing, Like if they're
hitting off the tea. There's some kids in the outfield
hitting off the tee and have like four t's set up,
and other ones are working on catching ground balls or
running the bases or whatever. He'll leave whatever station he's
at to come ask me like, hey, I'm doing that
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the best, aren't.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I You can't be that accessible. You've got to be
floating around.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Trust me, I'm moving. But he will, he'll go all
I mean, he will go across the field. If I'm
hiding behind the bushes, he'll come and find me and
be like, coach, coach, I'm the best one hitting off
the tea, right, I mean, you hit it fine, man,
he goes, But like them, they don't really know how
to hit it. I'm the best one.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, I talk to the parent. It's gonna be awkward,
and I'm just like, man, dude, I'm the parent, right.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, No, it's not my kid. It's not one of
my kids. I have two kids on the team and
it's not one of them. And I'm just like, I
don't know what is going on in that household.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's a confident, I'll tell you right now. The dad's lawyer.
Dad's a doctor. Mom is an apprentice at a law firm.
I have no idea. Maybe she owns her own something.
She there. They don't they or don't have second best,
second rate secondary. They are the prim primary.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah. I was just it blew me away that. I mean,
after four practices he is all about he's the best
and asked me a hundred times a practice. Hey, I'm
the best, Right, I'm the best one?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Is he the best?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Like, here's the thing, So you're honest every time on
the No.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, here's it goes. Here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You gotta be honest to the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, I do wat tell him? I say, you're fine, Bud,
but you can you can get better because to be
the best, like he's still.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
You gotta remember you're in the footsteps of kid. What
would Kid have done? You gotta start relying on that
I do.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I have to start like, wo would Keith.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Let me go get you some warm apple pie, talk
about how good you are.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
How would Keith handle the situation? He'd probably put his
arm around Like kid, it's beautiful that you love the
game of baseball.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
That's what I'm saying. Man, What would kid do? That's
a shirt? Wwkd oh, I love it?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Oh kid, Kid, that's beautiful. I love Kid. I love
your passion for the game.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Right, So he's not answering your question, Kid, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's just like a politician. You ask him a question
and They just talk for five minutes about nothing and
you never get your question answer.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, kids are weird. I mean I was hanging out
with my nephew at the graduation party. I thought the
kid was talkingive and now he's quiet. I couldn't get
him to say two words. I was like poo. I
mean now I got to basically like jack the kid
in the face to get him to show some emotion.
I mean, he just hands in pocket. We look forward
and that's it. Hello, yo, nephew, where's the kid who
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was on roller coasters at Dollywood two months ago? It's dude,
it's a It's a path, is what it is. It's
a winding road.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
How old is he?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Nine? Boomers? Sixteen? Little baby is like four. He's the
niece is fourteen. He's probably ten or eleven. He might
be eleven, but he's like quiet. Now. It doesn't he
like talking to me?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Dude? It's weird age.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
What about the Terrible two? Is the weird elevensy?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Hey? The five year olds, I'm telling you, man, they
have this high ego of themselves. Well this one does,
so I just didn't. I mean, it's just been a
very it's a little bit draining having to answer that
over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You need your wife to help.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
What is she gonna tell the kid?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But I'm saying, dude, you can't shoulder all of the team.
You're like interpersonal coach too. You're just teaching him the game.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, because this one that says, oh, I'm the best, right,
I'm like, man, sometimes he'll hit it and he'll still
start running to third, and I'm like, if you're the best,
you should run the first. Man, run the first.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Here's the thing. Mental health wasn't a thing when we
were kids. So you're trying to massage your feel you know,
with your conversation. Dude, gives up, Go hit the ball. Dude,
you're just trying to get him to play the game
we all know and love. That's gonna be extinct in
ten years. It's not gonna be Hey, this game. If
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it doesn't get more popular, it's get me gone.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
No, listen, kid, this pitchclock thing, it's gonna save baseball. Man,
Like you don't even understand. You guys are coming around
and the golden age of baseball where the pitchclock is
everything because you can actually watch a game and you
don't have to worry about it going ten hours like
that is a beauty that we have right now in
this game. So we don't have it right now in seball,
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but when we get up to kid pitch, we're definitely
putting that in and you're gonna love baseball even more.
So there, that is what's going on with the Expos,
And we're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.
I got to read some emails, all right, let's go
to the email. We got one, got that thank you oo. Hello,
this is from Pine de Gatto Ka passo beachees uh,
(32:14):
mister kat here. First of all, yes, I have a
damn job. I'm part on over bar here outside of
Austin and Kyle. I basically got high on my own
supply and sent my ass to rehab booze not crack.
And two, as an ex pro athlete myself, I one
dred percent agree with Ray Sizzle on the scoring one
(32:36):
basket on Lebron. Ray was an athlete in his youth
and even though he's like four foot eleven, he will
absolutely be able to throw some trash shot up and
make it. And yes, he'd be able to dribble a
few bounces here and there. Lebron is amazing, athletic and tall,
but with that many chances, farmer Ray has that shit
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beleep that.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yep yep dead air.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Last, but not least, I started a peloton, a peloton
for the losers to sign What the heck is that pelton?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Hey, there ain't no way a loser.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
If we get seventeen signatures of the total thirty two
sore losers fans, Ray is never allowed to read a
text conversation from his phone again. After yeah, Ray, you
are the man, a tiny man, but still a man.
Don't let the haters get to you. They are just jelly.
They have a boring ass desk job and the secretary
(33:38):
won't sleep with them. Sorry for the long email, but
since I'm not drinking anymore, my life is boring. So
this is all I have in life.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
The cat dick Okay, well, great, he gave up drinking,
but I think he picked up methanphetamines because that was
all over the place. I got a message. We can
just say it's an email, but it's from our Facebook.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'd love to hear it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
This is a deeper, deeper way to think about things.
So this is the next level. A lot of our
truckers aren't even gonna understand this because it's one step
tug boters as well, not a lot of deep thinkers,
but it's on our face. But Christopher Toefer, almost this
is about us in that internship that somebody thought they
were applying for, and there was people execs and upper managine,
(34:21):
we're wondering are we hiring people? Chris says it sounds
like whoever applied has an end with the higher ups
and their connection worked because they have the exect contacting
you guys. So I would tell them that you guys
were interested in an intern higher but don't know how
to go exactly about it. And then since you have
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their attention already and they're emailing you and see how
they can now help us, and maybe they'll hook you
guys up and won't have to pay anything out of
your pockets, and we officially have an arnold. So we
reverse osmosis the emails about the inquiry about the internship
and say, well, yeah, we're interested in doing this.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
So we go back to the exec and be like, wow,
you guys are looking to hire someone for us. That
is amazing. How much are you guys going to pay
this person.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Because we have the exec's attention, and we just said, oh,
wrong house, we're not here. We set the guy on
his way.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Dude. That is like the scene in Dumb and Dumber
when they get the hotty bus and they're like, Hi,
we're such idiots and they run down the bus and
they're like, oh my god, they're getting on the bus.
They're getting on the bus and they say, nope, it
is that way. Oh my gosh. We did that with
the exect. We are Larry, Harry and Lloyd. We are
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Harry and Lloyd. Because the exec is right there for
the taking, we have a chance to reach out to
him and say, hey, can you help us with this?
This and this? And instead we slam the door shut.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
What an analogy you can't believe.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Exployd First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our
nest egg, and then our hog breaks down. Yeah, why
are we ever gonna catch a break? Plus the hotties.
Spoiler alert, Hi, hey Eliopah, Hi guys. We're going on
(36:28):
a national bikini tour and we're looking for two oil
boys who can grease us up before each competition.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
This is us getting the email.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
You are in luck. There's a town about three miles
that way.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there. Okay, yeah,
we don't know what you're talking about. The email guys,
Ye see it. Yeah, we're not looking for an intern.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Get out of here. Do you realize what you've done?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Why? Why this is me bringing up the email to you?
Now we're running after the email Jane trying to talk
to We got it.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
We caught him. You'll have to excuse my friend. He's
a little slow. The town is back that way.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
God, that's ud.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Can I just tell you. I still don't understand. One
of my college roommates, Clay, he hated Dumb and Number.
He did not think it was funny at all.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
It was one of the best movies of our childhood.
I agree, and he was like, it is just so
stupid because there's crime. Also, am I not right on that?
There's the touch of it?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, so that it caters to now the crime generation.
Last podcast I tagged every crime podcast crime Officionado crime
hashtag there was because we talked about Natalie Holloway.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
I don't understand how you don't find Dumb and Dumber
funny that worries me. It worried me about Clay. I mean,
he's a great dude, but just off his rocker. Now
we're gonna read another email.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Ray, I'm out here without a segue.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Nope, I was doing emails then we went to that.
I love listening to this podcast. I only recently started
listening because I didn't have a lot of interest in sports.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Who said didn't have a lot going for me?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
But it's so much more. I love lunchbox and raised
stories about their kids, wives, etc. And I'm learning a
bit about sports.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I don't have kids.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Well, she's just saying stories. You guys definitely should have
more segments on what you call the Big Show. I
love all those guys, but some of your stories on
here are better. Keep it up, guys. Alyssa chorus, chorus,
Thank you, Alyssa.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah that was good. That's a good segment, dude. How
many emails do we get? Real talk?
Speaker 1 (39:07):
We get a lot, and I should read them more
because I don't. I get behind and I just I
miss them.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
And all our information is at sored loosers dot com.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Right, Yeah, you can go to our website and our emails.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Because you know, we really should talk about that more
paid some money for that site.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah we did. You realized I had to buy it
from someone.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Couldn't we have negotiated that down on it? I tried,
Oh you did, I trust you? Did you do it
like the lady in the country the country people negotiations?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yes, I did. And it didn't go very well.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Ray, things went south. We lost.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Well, let's just say it might have been in the case, right,
but did you talk them down?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Please just say you did?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah? Originally it was five.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
K Okay, then that's impressive what you did.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah. So yeah, but we're gonna take a break. And
I mean the NBA Finals. I mean, you guys may
have forgot the NBA started or was still around, but
it started last night. We'll talk Game one the NBA Finals.
Yeah all right. I mean I thought basketball was dead.
I thought it was already NBA Draft time, But no,
we still got the finals. I mean, we were spending
more time on the WNBA the NBA.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
We'll go Boston Shamrocks, Go Boston Shamrocks, Go Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
As much as I'd love to stay all day.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I listen. I know, I know it's cma Fest. You
gotta go, you gotta go. Families here. But if we
don't talk about the game, I mean, there's really not
much talk about Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You're right though, people come to us man for game time. No, no, no,
let me tell you the series is over from one game.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
One game. The Celtics are the NBA champions. The Mavericks
have no shot.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
They'll they'll squeak out one.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
They may squeak out a game, they may squeak out
two games.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Oh, they squeak out too. Then I'm spat on with
my prediction.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I am just saying that at what I saw, I
only watched the first half and I turned it off.
I was like, this is terrible. Because I had cmafest
and so I recorded the game. Had no idea what
went on because obviously no one at cmafest gives a
crap about basketball, because there wasn't any chatter backstage about
who's winning the game? Is the game on? There was
(41:20):
not one person that said, hey, man, have you heard anything?
Have you looked at who's winning? Do you know if
the Celtics are winning? Do you know if the Mavericks winning,
not one person this is going to be a mind
for you. The game was on ABC.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Cmafest is a product that they end up putting together
and putting on ABC. Maybe that's why they didn't have
side monitors. They wanted everything focused on this ABC product
instead of a current ABC product. You were working in
the future last night.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yes, I was working in the future for June twenty
fifth on ABC Shameless Play co hosted by Jelly Roll
and Ashley McBride. But no, not. I'm talking just like
people in the green room, people work in the catering room.
Not one person was sitting there going, man, you might
seeing the score, I'm oh wow, Celtics were up big.
(42:11):
Not one person said a word.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Hate that you want it? More like our boss exec.
He's obsessed with Kentucky. Man, he'll throw through doors. Hey man,
you see that Kentucky score. No, dude, they're playing like
Middle Tennessee State. I don't know what the score.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yes, that's what I would rather have. But not, I
mean nobody. I am telling you nobody even had it
out there that hey man, the game's on. Not one
person that is their TV. No one gave a crap.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
I don't like that. And also people I think are
a little behind and they don't know that that game
started because Boomer hits me day after the game today
and he goes, who's gonna win the series? Okay, Boomer,
that's the question, sixteen year old nephew you asked before
the series, because now everybody says Celtics. Who said it
before the series? I said, Boomer, don't talk to me.
I hung up on him. I who you think is
(42:59):
gonna win?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Gonna say the Celtics are too big for the Mavericks,
the Unicorn. Why didn't we bet him to win MVP?
And I know what you're gonna say, that's his one
good game. But defensively, he was so tall. Every time
they would drive in the lane in the first half,
they would have to lean back trying to get their
shot over Porzingis, or he'd just swat it.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
And it all makes sense. He's a Unicorn. Pride Month
isn't their thing? Unicorn it all? Why wouldn't he get MVP?
That's a great point, yep.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
And uh, I mean he looks health I mean there's
no way he has not been healthy for like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, This is if moms, you're listening to your soccer
bands right now. So there's a thing that goes on
in sports. It's called lying. They said, oh, he's he's
rehabbing his leg. He's not all the way back. That's
lying in sports. That dude came back full throttle.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
He didn't even like and a lot of the time
he didn't even need to jump because people are so short,
and he would just turn around and just kinda eh
right over. I don't care that he could have played
against the pacers, but they said, all the pacers, you
guys have no shot, and so we're just gonna rest
in for another seven, eight to ten days. And he
looks one hundred percent to me.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Riddle me this, though, Why do you only does he
only always play twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, I don't think his cardio is there there, But
let me tell because game action, your cardio is a
little different than practice action. He looked perfectly fine today.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
He's your MVP, except for if you look at numbers wise,
I would hope Tatum and Jaylen Brown put up better numbers.
If you do points, rebounds, assists. Jalen Brown was next
in at is. The leader was actually Jason Tatum he
had most points, rebounds, assists. Then it went Jalen Brown
really upper twenties. Yeah, Tatum was at thirty two. This
is little metrics, sorry to be boring. Did Jason Jalen
(44:39):
Brown in the upper twenties and Porzingis never gets any assists?
He got like four rebounds, twenty points or something, so
he's in middle twenties. Ah, so if they go by that.
But vibe of the game that dude deserves MVP. I
mean the child's going nuts, he's doing heat checks.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
He's just he's throwing it up from thirty feet drain. Oh,
I'm it looked awesome. I was like, all right, this
great job. You're back. Look at you. You're the winner.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
It would you say a little bit of the difference
was the three point line.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
A lot of the difference was three point lane.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
We predicted it on this they we predicted it on
this damn show. I said, they shoot double the threes,
they make double the threes, and it was they were
in the twenties and I think MAV's only made seven.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
So I mean not only did, I mean they made
like seven in the second quarter. I mean they were
dreat I saw that the Mavericks in the whole game,
like leading up to havelftime, had thirty three points and
the Celtics had thirty seven points in the second quarter.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
If you missed the game, it was this MAVs started
hot and you started to think uh oh oh oh
oh oh sh sho. That's how it started. And then
after that it was an avalanche. If you've been caught
in one before, I'm sorry for the reference. That's it
was a tornado.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, I swould have got I think the Celtics just
score hit another three.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It was a hurry, it was something. It was some
cataclysmic event that happened in the second that the whole
it was really stampede. People have probably been trampled. So
what I'm saying is series is over and that we
can finally put to bed the NBA playoffs. It was
the favorite that won. It was a Celtics. There was
not a lot of money there, so if somebody did
(46:13):
call it and he didn't win, a lot, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
It's over. It was very impressive. I realized the depth
of the Celtics, the height of the Celtics. They were
just they're just so much better, so much better.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, And if you really start to look at the
lineup PJ. Washington, you're relying on guys like that to
make shots and they don't.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
You ever, weren't relying on some guy named Jalen Hardy.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Is there a guy named Clinic or something?
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Kleeber? Max Kleeber?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Who's he? I was hooking at the stat line. I
guess if you're gonna bet MAVs, man, there's about four
guys you're rooting for for points that don't don't even
know their names. Dereck Jones, he is Derek Jones from
Old We knew.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
The Celtics were deeper, but I just didn't realize how
dominant they were gonna be. I didn't realize their height
that was gonna be that much of a problem for
It was just it was a blood bath. So there's
nothing really talk about. Congratulations to the Boston Celtics. You're
twenty twenty four NBA champions.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
If you looked at the fans reaction, it was hey,
don Julio, hey man, I think we win the championship.
They were already in their faces thinking back to their
grandfather's pass who never got those championships. Maybe they did
I don't know how uh generational works every forty years,
but the faces of these guys, they had gold chains,
they had Rolex washes. Hey, Mikey, I think we're gonna
(47:29):
be okay this month. He man, Hey, ain't throw that
body in the river. Yet they won, They won the championship.
It was that look, it was mob mentality. We did
it for old Johnny at the old or Doc. Yeah,
finally won him a ship.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
This one's for Whitey Man. Why Whitey the one that
used to run down there in southeas Man? We got
we got the damn title. Man, it's going to Boston.
We're gonna pocket at the Garden.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
We got this clip. Why don't we hitting your clips?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Okay? Now I wanted this is the most awkward clip ever.
It's like a pro am. You see it, Yeah, and
I it's some kind of golf tournament pro am. This
is on the Golf channel. And then they say, hey,
we're going down to whoever this lady is with Vince
Young And this dude ain't Vince Young. He's just an okay, Yeah,
(48:19):
Vin's Young playing this week.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
He is down with bourn Is.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Six seasons in the NFL, arguably one of the best
n Double A quarterbacks of all time in Texas.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
He took golf about four years ago.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
What's the biggest shift you make going from the ultimate
team sport to now the ultimate individual sport.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
No, I apologize, you have it runs.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
I'm ever saying city so which I'm a football coach.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
But uh, the thing is the great thing about golf
is I'm not.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Only competing against myself, but I'm competing against everybody else.
City group.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Watch watch, watch what she does. He says, I'm not
Vince Young, and she just keeps the microphone there like
you're messing with me, and it is so freaking awkward.
He's like, no, that's not me. And then it so
he's like, oh, guys, that bird talk some more.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Bless her heart. That's on the producers. You've got to
help your reporters out. They're reading notes yor doing this.
She didn't even look up, you know, she's straight in
the note cards. Next thing you know, it's not Vince Young's.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Just see a black guy comming off the course.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
You think it's Oh, no, it's Johnny. I'm general manager
over at Culvers. They let me play in these pro ams.
Oh my game. It's usually just me against this, not
me against the NCAA. What was that statu you said,
best quarterback in four years in college football? I didn't
in college. I was studying finance, So yeah, I don't.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Hey, man, I uh I play it again. Please just listen.
It's Young playing this week.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
He's down with Bourns sixties in the NFL, arguably one
of the best n double A quarterbacks of all time.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
In Texas. He took golf about four years ago.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
What's the biggest shift to make going from the ultimate
team sport to now the ultimate individual sport?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
No, collegize, I'm my Edward over at City Group. General, Man,
you got the wrong guy, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
The thing is, though, I did eat it at Vince
Young Steakhouse the other night.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
I mean, oh my gosh, it's so funny, so freaking
what clip?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
And how the hell did we find that? What were
you guys watching?
Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's that was on the golf channel? Dude?
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Was that memorial tournament?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Like that's a legit clip?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Yeah, no, I know it is, But who was watching
golf channel and it's not another.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Well, I don't know. I saw it on Twitter is
where I saw it, and so yeah, all right, well
have a good weekend. Guy cma fest Ray he's got
a run, he's got the family in town.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Lunchbox announced last night at the stage.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
I gotta take nap. I am so damn tired. I
got home. I got home at like eleven fifteen, and
then I watched the first half of the freaking game
and I was like, oh my god, it's a blowout.
I'm going to bed.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
And the complete difference is the stage hosts are afternoon people,
night people and morning show people. Morning show people have
it brutally bad because then you have to get up
the midday people sleep until eleven. Oh hey what Oh yeah,
I got to go record a couple of breaks. Completely
different lifestyles, totally different lifestyles. But nobody gets that.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
They don't understand because they're like, oh, you want to
be the one. Because they wanted to to introduce Leonard
of Skinner, which was the last band going on at
eleven forty.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Nope, And I was like, no, who introduced him? Nobody?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
No, that to noon people. Oh makes sense, man, that switch.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Hey Leonard man, you got nobody to entry. You just
run out, Hey, Leonard.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Just go ahead, you introduce yourself.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Man, is your first name Leonard or last name Skinnard?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
All right, everybody, have a good weekend. We'll see on Monday.
Congrats to the Boston Celtics. You're twenty twenty four NBA champions.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yo. Donnie over at port Side's gonna be happy. They
ain't won a ship since his dad passed.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
So is Boomer in town? No, just muff, just muff.
Are you going to the Bachelor rep Party?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
No, not invited. I helped with it though, I set
it up.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh so are you going to see her?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah? I know the city, so I said, hey, let
me give you some rides, free Uber rides to and
from the house. We stocked the fridge got the No,
they well she did one night, but then they got
some three thousand dollars panhouse in the ghetto or in
a rough part of town.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
Oh okay, where are we used to live?
Speaker 2 (52:32):
It literally is how did you know that?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
And just when you say that,
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