Baby Box Is Being Targeted By Trolls

In this episode Lunchbox discusses has Baby Box has been targeted by someone online and how it has corrupted his son's mind. Chest Day has a huge favor to ask of Lunchbox but he's worried it will end up getting Lunchbox jail time. Plus we try a new segment called Monday Morning Regrets with things we regret from the past week in our lives. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, dude, we are going to try
a new segment today. It is gonna be awesome. You
say you want segments, right, I got a segment, came
up with it this weekend, and I am ready for it.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Arnold. Is that audio from this weekend? Get back? Arnold's
here on a Monday because I told him it's such
a big football day we need all hands on deck.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
That's right. He was like, I got your coach, I'll
come in. I'll come in. He came in a little
bit hungover, a little late, but he's here. That's all
that matters.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Shadu or Sanders. He says, what the line? Yeah you
think that? Uh what's that guy's name? Uh? Uh Rayola?
Dylan Rayola? Yeah, he said, Dylan Rayla? How many times
he get touched? How many times I get touched? You
know you can throw the ball when you getting touched
that much?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Come on, man, Yeah, I don't know if that's really
a good thing to say. When you got to head
back into the locker room with those guys, they're probably like,
fuck you.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Shodor. He did a good job, though. No, he sugarcoated
it so it didn't seem like he was totally calling
out his offensive line, but he was basically saying, Daddy
Dion ain't putting up with you guys letting them touch
me in my watch. Look at the watch gold chain.
NCAA over to you man.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Did you see your boy the Titans already fighting. Jeffrey
Simmons said, what we got to do is just get
the ball. I didn't see nothing spectacular they didn't do
on offense, so I'm excited about what we have on defense.
So he's calling out the offense saying he ain't excited
about what's on the other side of the ball. I
mean it's only week one and people are fighting. The

(01:31):
Buffalos they lost one game. I mean they got blowed out,
got their ass whooped, got run over, got steamrolled down
there in Lincoln, Nebraska, they fighting. It is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
They were dogs and the Lincoln's are good. That quarterback
is Patty Mahomes point two.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's what they're saying is Patty Mahomes two point zero, badass.
Welcome to Lincoln. Who roh eat some corn?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You guys coron eaters didn't win though, No they did.
Jalen Daniels, your Kansas quarterback.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, we got beat by Brett Beelam on
his fat belly. I mean, I'm dude, Ray.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We're not called Jalen Daniels.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I think is his name Jayleen? I don't know. I
turned it on. But the thing that stuck out to
me the most is how fat Brett Bielima has become.
Like if you go, if you look at him, he
used to be the coach at Wisconsin and he was
like in shape. Now dude, he looks like he ate
like three of his bodies. I mean, he is massive.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I did facilities. There's always food sitting around.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
So you think he started out and he was just
like coming out of being a player. He was younger,
he was working out at the time, and then as
he's gotten along in his coaching career, he just kept
eating and eating and eating. And now that's the result.
Everything is craft catering.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And when we were done with a facility shift, there's
the boosters kegs. We could float him before we headed home.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Huh, well, there you go, he's floating something.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Man, all right, we're gonna do lot. We oh the
one shoot three sore losers, Arnold say it losers? What up?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Everybody? I am lunchbox I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's it, No,
it's Arnold working.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Monday's life is hard forty hours a week, nine days,
seven days a week, nine to five. You don't even
know it because you don't work it. I live with
Abby and her apartment on her couch. All right, that's it.
I'll take over. What up you'll have sison. I'm from
the north alpha male. We live on the north side
of Nashville with baser wife. We have a white picket
fence two point two acres. There is another acreage area

(03:40):
three point six near me, also near the mall. Probably
gonna be about a million. None of you sore losers
can afford it, especially the truck drivers tractor guys. Honestly,
surprisingly with those prop pertease and crops, you guys can
probably afford it. Lunch over to you.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Baby Box has lost his damn mind.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Ray, I want you to foster.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, he's lost his damn mind. Ray. Wake up Saturday
morning and we're sitting there in the living room and
he looks at me and he goes, Dad, appen, I
really wish we.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Had some Prime, Prime Rib Prime, and.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I said, excuse me. He goes, yeah, how come we
don't ever buy Prime? I want to drink some of that.
Ah Loagan Paul, I said, you're six, How the hell
do you know about Prime?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
He goes, Oh, Dad. One of the YouTube channels shows
I was watching. They were drinking it and saying, how
delicious is it? Delicious it is? I said, have I
been that consumed with fantasy football in the start of
the season that I have not noticed you watching random
YouTube videos where guys are drinking Prime and telling you
how delicious is delicious it is?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Coach? Are you drunk now?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I can't say delicious for some reason, that's not in
my vernacular. I'm not. They get stuck and I said, Bud,
we're never going to buy Prime. Okay, you're fine, you
don't need it, you're six, don't worry about it, goes Dad.
They say it's the best drink in the world. On there.
I said, we're never.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Getting Prime when you start doing a drink.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So he drops the Prime.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Talk one up, y'all. It's lunch with real sweet tea.
Morgan wallins, so.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Smash cut four hours later, Ray, he has a soccer game.
We finished the game and the parents are handing out
snacks and he comes running.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Dude, they got Prime.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
They have Prime.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
They have Prime.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm like, how in the hell did four hours ago
this kid start talking about Prime in every game in soccer.
His history of playing soccer, it's either been Caprice sons
like uh juice boxes or Gatoray rainwater. In Costa Rica,
this family decides to bring bottles of Prime and some

(05:59):
other snacks. I'm like, what are the odds the morning
he wants Prime? There is freaking Prime at his soccer game.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Also rich parents, they're bringing food and drinks.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You sign up. There's a sign up sheet that ate
a family volunteers each week to bring snacks for after
the game.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Hey dad, I'm hungry. Well we'll eat later on if
subway is still open. Kids nowadays, Man, you're getting your snacks.
It's smart. You get the electrolytes, you're getting the potassium.
You're not cramping up Midgameking Djoku in the high ankle sprain.
It's great that kids are doing this, but wish it
was my childhood. I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
So he's like Dad, let me open it. Let me
open it. I mean the kid is feening. First of all,
marketing is working. Whatever show on YouTube he's watching, We're
gonna have to block that show because don't need them
advertising to a six year old kid about what he
needs to be drinking.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well, wait, it may explode like a vall. Girl, you
can't say volcano, that's right.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
So he opens it up, coach, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Not drinking a Michelo ball.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
He goes, no, Dad, this is the best drink I've
ever had in my life.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
We need to message him.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
He goes, it is so good. I was like, let
me have a little sip of that. Oh God, that
is pure sugar. Yeah, pure sugar. And so he goes
and runs around with his friends a little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And goes, Dad, well did he run faster?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh he was so much faster, he said, And he goes, Dad,
I'm gonna go play with him. Hide my prime And
he hides it under the blanket because he doesn't want
his brothers to see it, because he needs it all
from himself. That's his his little mo o now is
he hides everything like the channel changer. He hides it
so no one else can have control, Like if he
has to go to school, he hides the channel changer

(07:50):
so no one else can watch the TV without him.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's your house, that's annoint. So wear are my pants?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
He hides the well, I'm up there when he goes
to school. I'm just telling you. I come home and
I can't find it, and my wife's like, oh baby,
box must have hit it again.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Right, But you're authoritarian. Culture should have an effect even
when you're not there. And I'll hang up and listen,
just like Dion Sanders Prime, You're right, did I lead
you to that story talking about Prime?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
No? Literally, that's what happened on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Why does Deon Sanders Prime not have a deal with
Logan Paul's Prime? I am how could?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
That? Is exactly what I'm thinking when you're telling that.
I'm like, how does Logan Paul get Prime? When Prime
Time should have been all over that because he's a
master marketer, he's a master of Like, hey look at me,
how did he not have Prime? He probably has prime
Time trademark, but not Prime.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
And did you see our boy leave us? Levi's Strauss,
he has mayonnaise, He's got a no Bulls shirt. Dude,
he was all over the way.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I saw him doing a lifting weights one I don't
know which one it was.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
In the quad. I can now see the players that
are markable and get the most camp commercials.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Leave Us is up there, I am yes, which is
weird because he's a nobody.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
But he's because he's jacked.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And maybe there's not like amazing, but no one knows.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Who he is. Now do you think those are? Now?
They have to be national commercials.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
They are. Everybody's seeing those. There's no there's no way
we're the only one seeing leave Us.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Because I bet you have the ninety percent of the
viewing audience doesn't know who that is in that commercial.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Bro, they don't need to. It's just the person. They're
just advertising. He's jacked. He's eating mayo. Why does he
eat mayo? Oh? Because he eats mayo and his coffee
and then people YouTube it, so all of it's connected.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Man, understand. So we he drinks the Prime and he
is just holding onto that bottle and we're in the
car on the way home and his brothers had to
share a Prime because there's only one left.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Coach. How many times, guys, how many times he said prime.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Anyway, He's like, hey, brothers, I'll give you a little
bit when I get home. When we get home, I'll
fill up your cup.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's rationing it.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
So he gets their cup and he pours like the
tiniest sip in each of their cups and goes, you,
guys can have some of my prime. And he finishes
the Prime and what's he doing. He goes to the sink,
fills it up with water and drinks it. And it's like, Dad,
it still tastes like prime. You can put water in
it still tastes like prime. He goes, this is great.
I love this drink. Dad. I wish we could buy

(10:23):
every bottle of Prime there is and put it in
our house. And I'm like, you're six damn years old.
What is going on right now? So we go to
a little like neighborhood party later that night. It's a
bunch of kids and they have, you know, barbecue, and
everybody's having fun and they have a bike parade and

(10:44):
we're on our way home and it's me and him,
he's on his bike. Another two are a little bit
farther behind with my wife and the wagon. Because they're
so tired, and she's I'm carrying one bike. She's carrying
a scooter. And he's like, Dad, today was the best
day of my life. Wow, said really, he goes, I
got to play soccer. I had Prime. We went to

(11:07):
a parade and I got a snow cone. Best day
of my.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Life, Dad, don wait till you're twenty one.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
And that is how we have had Prime introduced into
our life.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
He carried the empty bottle around all weekend.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, for those out there, it tastes like shit, it's terrible.
Good God.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I took one sip.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's like, oh my god. It's the kool Aid of
the past.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
It literally is straight sugar and it works perfectly. It
is marketed towards kids, and it works because he is
six and that's all he's talked about all weekend is
having some damn Prime.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I want to say that Baser got it in the
powder form. One time I had it, I thought for
a second, I just sucked off a bag of Skittles.
It's that bad.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That bad, Like how in the world. I guess it's
marketed right fourteen to twenty one year olds, twenty two
year olds maybe, and it reached the six year olds.
I'm telling you that right now.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
And they should do the YouTube advertising. It shouldn't be
going to your kids. No, No, I run into the
same problem with our YouTube that I used to manage.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
It was in a show he wan like, I don't
know what video he's watching on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
He's not allowed to see it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
It's not even a commercial. It's a literal like he's
watching people. Right.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Our shit isn't available to the kids. I make it
so it's not available because people can't comment. If you
make it to kids.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's smart. Okay, Yeah, I have to pay attention more.
It makes me realize that I've been a little bit
too focused on the upcoming season, trying to get the
fantasy league set up. Still haven't sent out how much
the payments are going to be.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I broke it down on the site for you. Oh
you did, yeah, Oh said five thousand, two thousand, five
hundred for division winners, and then you got six hundred
left for the weekly high points. Really, yeah, it's very
simple math.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh, I'll go back and look at your thing. I
hadn't checked that out. But when we come back, I
gotta call a very interesting call from Chessday and this
is gonna lead us into a little football talk.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I know, come out? Did he? Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
He came out. He came out of hiding. You know what,
pull up about to pull up and he calls me
with this outrageous idea and I'll tell you about it.
Right after this, I didn't know y'all were still talking. Yeah,
Chess Day and I still talk.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Right, somebody did a weird post on the Facebook one
time and they said, are you still friends with Chessday?
So I thought maybe they were friends with Chestday and
Chesstey said, I don't talk to that bro, no more.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No. They were just wondering maybe we haven't told any
stories about Chess Day of late. But I mean we talked,
but there hadn't been really anything like pod worthy to
talk about Chess Day.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
And I yeah, see, sometimes what you guys don't realize
is sometimes you have friends where it's just not pod worthy.
Is it good conversation, yes, but is it or controversial
or something that's polarizing. If it's not, you can't talk
about it. Right, I'm not gonna say. My neighbor Jessica
came over and we and she was wearing like a
high skirt and like a golf outfit, and we talked

(14:01):
about golf for twenty minutes because it wasn't that interesting.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, the high score was kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Dude. She maybe spent three hundred dollars on golf attire.
She golfs all the time. Now she's good and Baser
are sitting there talking with Ali Kaleen. Dude, I had
the best talk with Jessica now that she's into golf.
Me and her talk for thirty minutes. It was the
easiest talk of my life.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Who is Jessica?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
She the neighbor girl. Got it has the UFC Full
Circle O'Malley fights this Saturday. It is gonna be the
first O'Malley marab Oh. Yeah, it's at the Dome at
the Sphere, that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
The Spear.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
It is going to be the first fight. I go
over to their one hundred thousand dollars sound system and
watch the fight.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh, I'm definitely watching the fights. No no, no, you're not invited.
No no, I'll watch it at my house by myself. Okay,
unless I can find maybe there's some people in the
hood that want to watch it. Because the Spear it's
gonna be a one and done. Dana White says, the
biggest spectacle you've ever seen. So I don't really understand
what they can do difference besides, people walk out getting
knocked gun in fight. Are they going to show the
fights on the outside of the sphere.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Like if you stand out on the street, can you
watch the fights that ain't got nothing on? iHeart I
heeart about to take in Vegas in a couple of weeks. Yeah,
that's gonna be the biggest thing. That's right.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
The Sphere is the like pre party for iHeart Festival. Yeah, spear,
come on, man, fear is it? Sphere Sphere Sphere? Yeah,
that looks pretty cool. And everybody that goes to concerts
there says it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Who said it, Dana White? Different guy. People say, you
know you micro dose and go do it. It's it'll
whack you out of your mind.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I never done that.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
I was listening to a podcast and they said that
that people that do micro dose. I mean it, you
whacked out.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Dude, changes your whole.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Because it's three D and you see animals and stuff
comes at you.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh that's interesting. But anyway, yeah, yeah, chest Day, Chest Day,
I get a call from chest Day. On Friday, he
sends me a texta goes, hey, man, call me when
you got to check it second to chat?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Uh yeah, I've got one second high.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
So I'm like, all right, So I immediately hit call
ring ring ring ring ring. Hey this Chess Day. I
couldn't get to my phone. Leave message. I'm like, you
literally just texted me six seconds ago and I called you.
How do you not answer the phone when you say
call me when you got a set or if it's

(16:15):
his voicemail? Was he really far away from the microphone.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Hey, it's chess day, give me a call.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And so he called it. He calls me five minutes later.
He's like, look, dude, this might be crazy because let
me tell you, Chess Day is Texas Tech guns up,
Red Raiders, Papa die Hard, that's where he went to school.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Couldn't even tell you the record.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Ah, they're one in one. They got waxed by Washington State,
needed overtime to beat Ablen Christian Week one. Anyway, he
calls me. He's like, dude, you're gonna call me crazy.
He goes, but because we're in a fantasy football league together,
and he was like, they had a live draft I
couldn't be there. It's such of high school buddies.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
He was like, when I was with Scott, because you
were in Ireland. Listen to the last podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Now, I was actually in Nashville when that that draft happened.
It was on the Saturday before I left for Ireland
and Iceland.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Sore loosers dot com guys, listen to the last podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
And he goes it was me Chess day, Scott, Texas Tech,
Brian ut Austin, a lot of dudes, rob ut Austin,
Mason ut Austin, and he said, straight stag, he goes, man,
We were we were drinking a little bit and we

(17:36):
started we started discussing college football and he said, and
I think we came to the conclusion we want to
do a group bet on Texas Longhorns to win the
national title.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
M I'm pretty sure they got a different game coming up.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I said, I said, do you love that bet?
He said, dude, did you see the way they played
against Colorado State? I said, chest Day, you realize Colorado
State sucks?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
He goes, no, that was the most impressive I've seen
a team look on an opening game. It wasn't close.
They look like a national title contender. And they say,
did you watch Georgia chess? Because those boys were bulldozing
some people week.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
One against Clemson.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's and I said, are you really? He goes, dude,
and here's the thing we discussed this. He said, if
their quarterback goes down, they have a second quarterback, where
most teams don't have a second quarterback, they're not devastated
if they lose Quinn yours.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, Archie Baldwin Manning.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
I said, that's actually not a bad point, and he goes,
I got to give credit to Brian on that one.
He said that, and I said, okay, and he goes, so,
I want to venmo you five hundred dollars, one hundred
dollars of each person, and I want you to put
it on Texas to win the national title. And I said,
are you sure you want it all five hundred on
Texas or do you guys want to hedge with a

(19:02):
Georgia or an Alabama or someone? And he goes, let
me talk to the boys. I'll get back to you.
That was Friday night, so Saturday morning got to get
it in before the second game because once they play Michigan,
if they win odds are going way down.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Quinn yours is the favorite for the Heisman? Now, uh
oh is he really sixty one? Back is nine to one?
Gabriel's in the town.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh, Gabriel. Gabriel looks terrible. Oregon looks terrible. And he
sends me a text. He goes, hey, man, can you
call me? I have some reservations about this bet.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Dude, it's like one hundred dollars and he acts like
he's signing away his life insurance policy.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
So I called chess day. It's like nine o'clock in
the morning on Saturday. He's like, oh, he goes, I
screwed up, man, he goes. I texted the group and said, hey,
it looks like can place the bet for us if
we wire him the money? He goes, and now I
know if you're not comfortable doing it, I totally understand.

(20:07):
I don't want you to get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, i'd get out on that one.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I said, no, no, what do you mean get in trouble?
He goes, Dude, I left a paper trail, he goes.
I was up all he goes. I didn't sleep last
night because I was worried about what what kind of trouble.
I'm going to get you in by having a paper trail.
I said, no, no, it's okay, like friends can like you can,
Like there's betting syndicates that wire each other money for gambling.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
He goes, Dude, like, I'm just really worried that after
I said that, that I that you're gonna get like
you're gonna get investigated. I said, no, no, I think
just you're you're freaking out over nothing. Dude, it's not
a big deal. I'm not worried about it at all. Like,
if you guys want it, I'm happy to place it.
And he goes, you know, but I should have just

(20:49):
called them. I should have not texted it. Texting it
leaves a paper trail, so if we win, we all
might get investigated.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I confront you the money, I said, dude.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
It's fine. I said, but did you talk to everybody?
And then he said, yes, we want five hundred dollars
on Texas to win it all. He goes, but really,
if you're uncomfortable and you're worried about going to jail,
I don't want you to place the bet. I said,
chess day. If there's one thing I'm not worried about
is my one little bet on Texas to win the
national title getting me in trouble because I don't think

(21:20):
I'm doing anything wrong. Don't even He goes, would you
at least call your father in law since he was
a lawyer, and see if it's okay that you did this.
I'm like, chess day, I'm not calling anybody. If you
want the bet, just tell me and I'm.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Going to bet it.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
And he goes, we want it, so, oh yeah, it's
all placed.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You're all good.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
So I was like, you know what if my boys
from high school are going in on bet, I don't
want to be the one sitting out of this bet.
I don't want to see it from the sidelines, them cheering.
If Texas Tech and Texas fans can come together and
unite over one common goal. I hadn't even seen Texas
play yet, hadn't even seen him play Colorado State because
I was out of the country when they play. I

(22:00):
was like, I'll jump on that bandwagon for one hundred dollars.
So we placed a six hundred dollars bet Oklahoma Georgia.
Holy crap, but twelve teams getting the playoffs so that
Georgia game doesn't matter. Correct, So I paced placed a
six hundred dollars bet on the University of Texas Longhorns

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to win the national title. And then they went out
and played Michigan and my middle child, baby Box two,
had an eleven am soccer game, so I didn't even
see it, just saw the score and they waxed that
ass and it went from plus seven to fifty down
to plus five hundred their odds to win the national title.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's good. So seven to fifty guys are all going
seven times your money at five hundred or a one of.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
A Yeah, you get seven hundred fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It's not bad.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But like you said, with the twelve team system, you're mean.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
They're gonna be in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Two games in January. That your your bet is, Yeah,
you have a one to twelve shot. So just what
a future's bet, which is what you've always made fun
of me for doing.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, I haven't always made fun of you. You do
the outlandish Heisman National Championship, NBA champion, You try to
do these crazy parlays. But then what's crazy is I
got off the phone with Chess Day at nine, nine thirty.
My phone rings doing what's up?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Dad? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Kid, No Teeth Keith stopped by last night and he
was wondering if you could do him a favor.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Hey kid, password Willie May.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And I'm like what. He goes, and I got the money,
So he's good for the money. I got the money.
He goes, he wants you to bet two hundred on
Texas to win the National championship.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Dude, did all these people in Texas just have the
epiphany that Texas is gonna win the National Championship in
I think it's I don't know where it is.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know where it is.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
But Super Bowls, New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
They watched him beat Colorado State, and all of a sudden,
Texas fans started believing this was their year. My belief
is Texas fans are like Cowboys fans. Every year they
say this is our year, this is our year.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
They got a puncher's chance at it. It'll be about
six teams that can win it.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
But they are really good this year. And so No
Teeth Keith gave my dad two hundred dollars and said,
can you have him place a bet on the Texas
Longhorns to win the national title.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Kid, I need the money for rent and also for
an upgrade on my car.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So he gave my dad two hundred, and he goes, oh,
and here's my hundred for groceries this week. Well, you
haven't put that on the San Francisco forty nine ers
to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I like that. Here's an extra five for the juice.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
So that was my Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I was inundated with prime. I was inundated with people
call me, Hey, you know what, do you want to
go in on a group bet? You want to do this?
And dude, I haven't even seen Texas play yet, but
damn they must be good.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
And also Michigan. I thought their quarterback was Puka or
Panini or pussy what's his name? Now they go Darren Warren.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
No idea, I haven't. I didn't see a second of
the game, Dude. I was at the soccer field and
I looked and it was like, oh, it's seven to three,
fourteen to three, twenty one, Okay, games over, don't I
dvard it? But I didn't need to go back and
watch it.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, Michigan could not get any yardage. Texas scored whatever
it was thirty one. The Street scored fifty. A couple
of touchdowns came off the board because a guy that
was a penalty. Oh okay, I think Texas won like
fifty to seven.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I have no I don't even know the final score.
I just know it was a It was domination from
the jump. They pushed Michigan around in the big House.
They said, hey, we're gonna come to your house and
we're gonna slap you with our nuts. We are taking
no prisoners.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
But they lost Blake Corum, they lost JJ mccarton, They
lost their head coach, right, and I mean, you knew
they weren't gonna be as good. Quinn and the boys
are still as strong. And they did lose Xavier Worthy,
but Donovan Edwards is the same.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
They lost their and they lost Jonathan Brooks. They're running back,
and then in the preseason they lost their two next
running backs and they're on their like third stream running back.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Doesn't damn matter. And I don't know, dude, I don't
know if I'm getting older what man, But I'm not
doing college game da anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh no, dude, I don't have an ESPN kind of.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Fell off a little bit. I now switch it over
to the Big ten Countdown, where you got Liner, you
got Urban on.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
The ohuerd, I can't watch that. Duty's such an ass
d mark Ingram the tenth.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Really he's on the call.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I would rather watch because I like, I'd like to
see Nick Saban. I haven't seen Nick Saban, but everybody
posts pictures and it looks like he's miserable next to
Pat mcafield.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
The two things that I'm not loving with Game Day now,
Saban's miserable and Rhys Davis just kind of pissed me off.
Oh yeah, we're here in Michigan. I don't I mean,
I know that's a tough job. I'm kind of just
over the guy. Pat's great. Uh Lee Corso comes out
for one segment.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Well he man, that's oh man, I feel bad room.
What about Herbstreet's He's still good.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Herbstreet has always been great. But for whatever reason, I've
been passing on College Dame Day. I'm doing other stuff.
I'm watering, I'm going for a run, whoa figuring out
how I want to bet in my head, and then
I go to Big Ten would challenge Morning Show intro.
But yeah, College Game Day for the first time. Actually,
last year I did pass on it a couple of
times when I was working on the house, digging, scrape

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and shoveling. This year, eh Man, I maybe watched for
twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I watched like a little bit of the Notre Dame game.
That Riley Leonard looks like shit, he looks terrible.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, I mean they're out. If teams like that are losing,
they're not going into the top twelve.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I mean losing the Northern Illinois no excuse who else?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Law?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I mean Oklahoma looked like ass. Oregon has looked like
an ass. Two weeks in a row. They barely pulling out.
So I don't know who's good. I'll tell you who's good. Georgia.
Georgia is fast, Ohio State, Texas and Tennessee, thank you.
Tennessee is the real deal.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Alia.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Let me tell you they are not to be messed with.
They are a legit playoff team. Tennessee will be in
the playoff. They are that freaking good.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
What about Alabama? Alabama got a couple receivers that are fastest,
stay boy.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, two years in row now they've struggled with South Florida.
Because remember last year at South Florida. They almost lost
and we were all writing them off, and then they
I think they I don't know if they made the
playoff or not. I don't remember. That was twelve months ago.
I think they made the playoff because they beat Georgia
in the SEC championship and everybody's like, well, damn Nick
Saban does it again. But I think they're gonna be
fine outsiders. Chance watch out for Utah cam Rising. He

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got hurt again.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He's hurt.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
He left the game hurt his hand. They were up
like seventeen to nothing, okay, disregard everything, and then they
only won like twenty two to thirteen or something like that.
Are twenty three to thirteen.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I know he went out. I was gonna all right,
I was gonna say they're gonna win the Big twelve.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
If he's okay, they're gonna win the Big Twelve.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
They'll beat the panties off somebody in the Big twelve
final conference championship game and in the finals. I think
they're a fighter's chance to get into it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I can't wait to watch Tech. I mean, Texas is
gonna wax utsa this weekend. We are gonna get whaxed.
We are not the same utsa.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
But are you gonna be as excited about this Texas
futures bet after the Georgia game.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I don't know, because.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Georgia is about to show them boys some muscle down
there in the low country.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Even though Georgia ain't the low country.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Texas plays Oklahoma and then the very next weekend they
play Georgia. Oklahoma is usually there is their big rival, like,
oh my god, we gotta win that game, and that's
usually the toughest game on their schedule because the Big
twelve is kind of like poo poo, And so usually
they go back and they play like you know, uh
Texas Tech or uh West Virginia. Someone shitty. Now they

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have to come off that emotional trip to Dallas. Ooh
Texas State Fair woo beat ou oh u sex boomer
my ass, and they got to get emotionally up for
Georgia the very next week. That's tough.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
That's crazy. I mean, it sounds like you're into this though.
You said the game's rinkingna matter.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, no, oh, it doesn't matter, though.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
But you sounded excited talking about I'm saying winning the well,
so the Georgia game here I'm not excited for because
you said the regular season doesn't matter with the new
twelve team format. It doesn't really because you're not even
why would you even watch Georgia so far?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I haven't watched it. I've watched an hour of college.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Busy as a family man, Yes, okay, I would be
watching it. Michigan Texas was must sy TV.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I didn't see a second of it was great.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Can I be honestly, I don't even know how Texas scored?
Did they throw the ball? Did they run the ball?
Did they score defensive touchdoup?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
No idea. They threw a shitload. I'd be curious to
know what the running back did. I was putting together
a bad minton shuttlecock net, playing volleyball and talking to
Jessica about golf for about the a little bit of
the time. But yes, they passed the ball a shit ton.
Viewers was launching and firing and it was manning get In.
Couldn't tell you, man, nobody was hanging around in that game.
It was. It was a blowout. It was done though.

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Even whatever the score was twenty one to seven, it
was fifty to seven. It was not even close.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I had friends that went to the game. They posted
on Facebook and said, the Michigan fans were very nice
before the game, and they were very nice after the game.
Then they said, I can't wait to go to the
Horseshoe next year, where it's gonna be the exact opposite.
They think Ohio State fans will be a bunch of asses. Yeah,
so yeah, not a college football. That was my recap.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Notre Dame went full Notre Dame. Congratulations. Oklahoma squeaked by
whoever the hell they played Houston. God, Oklahoma's not I
don't know. Oklahoma does that every year. They blow out
a couple of teams and they just look like shit.
I don't know. I don't know if they're any good.
They need Bob stoops back. We're gonna take a break
and we're gonna come back and try our new segment
that you've all been calling for that you didn't know

(31:29):
you needed. We'll be right back after this. This is
the segment we call Monday Morning Regrets, and I first
got my first. I have a couple of Monday I
have a couple of Monday Morning regrets. But I'm gonna
start with my first one, and it was really It

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came to me on Thursday night when I'm watching the
Chiefs versus the Ravens, and I'm like, good God, the
Chiefs are gonna be amazing this year. They're gonna be
so damn good. That offense is going to be electric.
They have speed everywhere. Last year they didn't have anybody
that could catch the damn ball.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
They were.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
They were lucky to do anything. All the receivers drop
and everything. Marquez Valdez Scantling blat, blat, Sky Moore blat.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well he came on in the second half of the season.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
He's worthy.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And I have Monday morning regrets that I didn't draft
Rashie Rice or Xavier Worthy or Isaiah b. Pacheco on
any of my fantasy teams.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
That's on me. That is on me.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
My regret is not investing in the Kansas City Chiefs
offense for fantasy.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, I had Recie Rice instead. I went Gus Edwards
and he got like five points. Oh good, he had
eight rushes for eight yards. I mean, dude, some of
these guys got more kids than he had yards. Brouh
Like Tyreek Hill bad news.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Do you have a Monday morning regret?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah? Does that to be sports related?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, it can be anything.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
It is sports relate. It's golf. So me and my
father in law played golf on I believe I posted
on the Sore Losers Instagram. If not, it was on
my own. Doesn't matter. Who cares, that's not the point
of the story. I made us a tea time at
three twenty four. Do you think making a tea time
three twenty four in the afternoon you can get in
eighteen holes before dark?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
You should be able to because it doesn't get dark
until seven thirty ish. So I would say, yeah, you
should be able to get it in.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Unfortunately, we were not able to get it in.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh Man.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We the final two holes. It was fun, it was great,
but I'm saying we had to hit it in the
middle or you couldn't see your ball. And so there
was one time a beautiful drive I just had to
drop because I couldn't find my ball was too dark
out I pushed it. I should have made our tea
time at two, we'd have been able to get in
eighteen had a great final time. We shake hands on

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the eighteenth and there's still the sun out with the
cloud cover in a little bit of sprinkles. Dude, I've
never played two hold one hole at twilight, the final
hole pitch dark. We went to the clubhouse. We were
the only two vehicles left there. Dude, Baser's calling. She
thought we died on the golf course or somebody said,
how can you die playing golf. We weren't hunting or
anything like that. We were doing nothing. But we made

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it back. But I mean one time I almost almost
clocked father in law on the head with the ball.
Oh no, I couldn't see it, like he was standing
in front of he was on the green and I chipped,
and he said it missed his head by six inches. Bro.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
That would have been the end of him and the
end of your marriage, because Bay would have never forgiven
you for killing her father.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
All because I had faith that I could get eighteen
in at three twenty four. But I'm telling you, with
the pace of play, you can't make it for two.
It makes sense they don't have tea times after three
twenty four because you can't get it in. I learned
that those are my regrets. Father in law is alive
and well thanks to six inches you know what I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Saying, l I don't know six inches Abby does though.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Ray I've got another one.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
No, another Monday morning regret. And I had three of them,
and I've gone blank on one of them.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Marriage.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
No, marriage is good, kids, that's an everyday regret, big show.
No the hell was my other Monday morning regret?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Ring some food? You ate Tim Bay tacos. I went
to Wild Cow got no.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, wild Cow's out of business, man, they closed up shop.
Did I ride it down? Did I text myself my
Monday morning regret?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
What about bock box Chicken?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Oh that's out of business too, they closed that down.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Hey we found a new bock box.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Can I just tell you my father in law was
in town. He goes, he was going over a list
of restaurants. He goes, what about bock box?

Speaker 2 (35:40):
We stud up? That's hard.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
I was like, too soon, man, too soon?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
They went out, man, final me in that other room together.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, I didn't text myself what the hell was my other.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's dude, it's okay. I don't think it's gonna make
or break the podcast. The podcast is already teetering on
terrible no, So it's not like it's gonna swing the
old teeter.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Well, I have my second. I mean this was gonna
be my third one, but I'll just go with it
because I can't remember the second one.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Right, I grabbed a man's ass on Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
No, my other Monday morning regret is the Cincinnati fucking Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I saw your tweet, my Thord too soon.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You don't have my God, you look forward to this
thing called the eliminator every single year.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
You're an idiot. Why would you ever go bingals against
the Patriots? They have the pedigree of a fucking Doberman.
I don't care that. Belichick and Brady's now in the
booth talking about a sentence. It doesn't cooks right, Dalvin
Pika Parsons, If you get ten yards in the NFL,
it's tough. Twenty yards is even tougher. Over to you,

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Aaron Andrews, Thanks, Tom Brady, Okay, TV. Patriots are damn
good always, Rashidi Roshmore and the likes of Jacoby Brissett
just a niman. Why would you bet against them at
New England?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
They were in Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Cincinnati's in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh my, Cincinnati's in Ohio. That's crazy. South Beach was
probably at that so bitch. So I look forward to
the eliminator every single year.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
You didn't even last a week. Oh my gosh, Oh
my gosh, you've lost your fucking mind. You did not
even lost a week, dude, I don't give a shit.
Go with the biggest lock. Who even was it?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
The Bengals were the biggest spread in the NFL. Ray
they were They were favored by the most points out
of any team in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Ray I did Saints money line, in my opinion, them
against the Carolina Panthers with Derek Carr. Saints were the
biggest lock of the entire weekend money line, and I
have the betting proof to prove it.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
And so I was like, hey, man, come on the Bengals.
I understand Jamar Chase. It's been a little drama. Oh
what T Higgins shows up on the injury reporting?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I have in fantasy? And last year I had him
and he was hurt the whole damn year. And this year, oh,
I found I remember my other one, uh and I
will tell you about it in a minute. And I'm like, okay,
you know that's okay. They got Jamar Chase. He says
he's gonna play. Yeah, they got rid of Joe Mixon,
but that's okay. It's the fucking Patriots, the pack boyd.

(38:21):
I can't even name a wide receiver on the Patriots.
Tell me one Henry that got the tight end. Oh
Hunter Henry.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
He's been catching two balls in twelve yards for years.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
He has been yeah, carving up that medal for six
catches for sixteen yards. You're correct. So I'm like, you
know what, gotta go with the Bengals. But then I
looked at my thing, and I'm like, Okay, I have
two different philosophies. I have a couple pools that you
can have a buyback in the first couple of weeks
if you miss.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
So you want to take a risk, so you.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Take a little bit more risk a risk reward.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I understand that.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
And the ones that had zero strikes, which was four
of them, I took the Bengals. The other ones, the
ones I could mess up and buy back in. I
took the Seahawks. While I'm watching the Bengals on the TV.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I would have loved to see your dining room table
and all your scribble marks.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
And I'm not even watching it. I'm just seeing it
on my phone because I am tuned in.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
All right, which one of you kids? What played on
on my paper with Bengals circled in red ink? Get
over here, baby box this Prime on my paper?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
No, but he did last night. I'm walking upstairs and
he dropped the Prime bottle right on my head and
it hurt like hell. Intentionally, Yeah, he thought it was funny.
I didn't find it funny.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Uh. Anyway, man, we could have lost you and my
father in law this weekend the head injuries.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, and I reacted maybe a little too much, but
I took away three stuff he's for him dropping it
on my head because it hurt like hell.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Right, don't tail cts. I hit him with my open hand.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
No, didn't do that, but.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I was like, what the hell are you doing? Son, Goes.
I thought it'd be funny.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I was like, that hurts when you drop something on
someone's head.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
But no podcast for him next birthday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Anyway, I'm like sitting there and I'm just watching them
being Okay, they're down seven to nothing, okay, all right,
Oh they fumbled the punt. Oh it's ten to nothing. Okay, Oh,
it's thirteen to nothing. What the is going on? They
hit the bleep when I tell you to and they
get it to thirteen to seven, and I'm like, okay,

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this is where they turn it around. No, No, they
just lost sixteen to ten and I'm eliminated from form
of my eliminators. And it's just like, really, really, hey,
Hunter Henry two catches eighteen yards.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
What do you think, I Arnold dide you just drop
a bottle of my head? You pizza shot, not funny.
Give me three of your toys, not the vibrator.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Let's talk about this vaunted Patriots offense.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Dude, don't mess with the Patriots at home.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
This just shows you, Bill Belichick highly overrated. Austin Hooper
two catches thirty one yards, Taekwon Thornton two catches twenty
seven yards. kJ Osborne three catches twenty one yards, Hunter
Henry two catches eighteen yards. De Mario Douglas two catches
twelve yards, jay Lynn Polk one catch, six yards, Stevenson

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Reminery Stevenson three catches six yards. Their highest receiver had
thirty one damn yards. The Bengals looked like ass and
maybe they should have thought about paying Jamar Chase, giving
t Higgins some money and keeping Joe freaking mixic. Joe
Mixing is a badass.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
And it's sorry to you who drafted Marv Marvelous God
hid one catch. They were the biggest busts of the
entire fantasy football who had one catch for four yards.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Oh and Ray, I'm glad you brought up fantasy football.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I can. I can read random texts that I sent
to Justin because we were firing.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hold on, let me do my last regrets Monday Morning
regrets and the sored losers. Fantasy foot Draft. It was
my turn to pick, and I'm on the clock and
there's two wide receivers there. One says Drake London. The
other one says Cooper cut And in the back of

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my head, I said, damn, Cooper. Cup's been hurt a
lot in the last couple of years. He's been hurt
a lot. He's getting older, not sure he's good anymore.
Drake London, They're gonna be flinging that rock all over
the yard. I am going to settle on Drake London.

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Drake London, he had two catches like twelve yards for
two fantasy points. And my Monday Morning regret is not
taking Cooper Cup over Drake London, and I'm gonna revisit
it every Sunday. I'm gonna compare their stats, and every
Sunday I'm gonna punch myself in the dick because I'm
so stupid and took Drake London over Cooper Cup. When

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we come back, that's what we call Monday Morning regrets.
We're gonna hear texts from Justin and we're just gonna
talk a little football because the Bears won. We'll be
right back. Let's hear them. Yeah, I guarantee you guys
were fire because you guys, Hey did you win?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah? We won by one and we still got ayuk.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Let's hear some tell.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Here's the deal. I deleted them and if you recently
delete them, it won't show you you're deleted. So they're
all deleted. What so you know how you can go No,
I've never recently deleted. They're not there yet. It's like
Apple hasn't updated yet.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
So you teased all these texts that you had with
Justin and then you don't have them. So should we
tune in Wednesday to hear texts from Justin? No?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Because they'll be even newer ones. But I wanted them
to be college related. Damn it, what a joke. Well
the iPhone sucks.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well, that's okay, we'll get them on Wednesday. Just please
save them for Wednesday. It doesn't matter college editions because
we're gonna have vacation stories. Ray got lost in Mexico
is gonna be on Wednesday. I had something that I
forgot about how I got held hostage in Ireland. Forgot
all about it, tried to block it out of my memory.
We'll talk about it on Wednesday. But Ray, fantasy football,
my team sucks. Justin was right, Dude, your team is

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so bad. My team sucks.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Your team's terrible, Dude, my team is god awful.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Like, I am so disappointed and there's no way that
I'm any good. And I'm watching and I see Mike
Evans score a second touchdown with like two minutes to go,
and I'm thinking, McK dick, who I'm playing, has Mike Evans.
So I'm like, damn it, it's over.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I lost.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I have no chance of winning. I am so done
because I got Anthony Richardson did.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Well, he was your best.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, Hey, Bjeon Robinson did well, serviceable, but first Iron
Williams did well decent.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
I would rather had who I had etn.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Amari Cooper two points, Deonda Johnson because I forgot he
plays with Brolina Young. Who Bryce Young's careers over guys
and he's done.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Justin wanted a draft chubb A Hubbard. I think he
had negative four chubb Abubba Hubbard yard.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Deonda Johnson two points, Drake London two points. And let's
not stop with that. Dalton Kincaid four points, one point one.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
That point. Hell of a draft room you had.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I mean, you want to talk about the worst draft
room in the history of life. Cooper Cup though, who
I chose not to pick. Instead, I took Drake London
had ten twelve catches for one hundred and fifteen yards.
I mean, he lit up the scoreboard. But that's okay.
I thought I'd already lost because Mike Evans had two tugs.
Oh wait a minute, this guy doesn't have Mike Evans.

(46:01):
So I look last night, and I'm in the ballgame
because I have Kyrin Williams and he has Sam Laporta,
and it we are going back and forth and going
into last night he was up six points. Yes, and
I turn it on with two minutes and forty seconds
left in the game, and I am down by like
point eight. Kyrien Williams gets it negative one yard. I'm

(46:26):
like mother, next play, hand off to Kyrien Williams seven yards.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
I take the lead.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I take the lead. I am up eighty two point
seven eight to eighty one point six ' eight.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I'm like, hell, yeah, steak with the round numbers.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Okay, I'm up eighty two to eighty one. Thank you, okay,
Ray carry the one decimal and then the Lions get
the ball. They got to go down and score a
field goal to tie the game, to force so over time.
Come on, rams, come on, rams, rams, stop them, stop them,
they're stopped. Okay, throw it outside, throw it over here,
throw it to the running back.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Great, great, they all made them.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Ah, here we go. With a minute two left over
the middle, Sam Laporta one catch, eight yards, I lose
by point eight.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Brutal. I get the u loss, but also feel our pain.
Etn gets to the one yard line and fumbles out
of the back of the end zone, removing eight points.
Lamar Jackson throws a touchdown and a guy's Dick was
on the white of the end zone line and the
touchdown was taken off the board. That is twenty points
we should have had and we should be the high

(47:37):
score this week. And we still don't know what we
would have won because you still haven't figured the pay table.
But all that didn't happen because of bad luck similar
to what you had. But we won, So my pain
isn't as great as yours. Please continue.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
The final score eighty three points sixty four for mcdick,
eighty two point seven eight for all on doos.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Win loses, his brother loses both of you guys. Put JK.
Dobbins on the bench. He puts up fifteen points. He
was phenomenal. Gus Edwards has sold and will never play
football again. We need him off our team immediately. And
I was pretty happy with our draft. Props to the
draft room, props off people in the war room.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Oh, Ray, I forgot to go over one of my
wide receivers. Oh I forgot to go over who justin wanted?
Jackson Smith and Jigma sucks. Marv Harrison sucks. Ay Ray, no,
you read my mind. Myle the receiver Jackson Smith and
Jigma got how many points ray tooo good bye dog,
damn points.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
God, damn it.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
My wide receivers two two two too, my wa, Yeah,
I forgot.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
When when you're drafting, listen, when you're drafting in fantasy,
it's probably not a good idea to draft the fucking
wide receivers with the worst quarterbacks in the history of
the NFL, Amari Cooper, Deshaun Watson sucks.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Sucks.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
That dude sucks. He is so gosh darn bad. He
can't throw the football. He is awful. He is awful. Oh,
Deondrey Johnson, that's all right. Bryce Young whole offseason build
up his confidence. He's gonna come back renewed. Deyondarey Johnson
catches a lot of balls in Pittsburgh. Let's see what
they're gonna do. Nothing, Bryce Young sucks.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Justson what Justin?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Deondre just off Carolina Now.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Bryce Young is awful, dude.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
His career is over.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
The dude is done.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Carolina is gonna have the number one pick again, and
they're draft in sder Sanders. Bryce Young is going out
to pasture. The dude is done. He's terrible.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
And also, guys, we're gonna discontinue.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
And Jackson Smith and Jigba. He was supposed to be
some huge draft pick a couple years ago. He hadn't
got more than five balls in his whole damn career.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I till Justin, No, guys, it's being discontinued until further notice.
Text with Justin until Apple figures out their shit. His
messages are always gonna be to so.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Don't delete him.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I accidentally did so. All the ones from the weekend
are deleted, and Apple won't give him to me as
a second chance eliminator. Pool. Not to bring it up
about your eliminator, but what I'm saying is this. I
said Cooper Cup in the draft. Cooper Cup was phenomenal.
Oh my god, that's on Justin. That was gonna be
a great pick.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
That's on me.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
He had eleven catches, like one hundred and fifty yards.
The guy still got it.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I haven't texted Batter's box. I was like, dud Drake
Lennon are a Cooper and he goes, oh, easily Cooper.
I was like, man, I don't know, he's always been hurt.
And he goes, You're an idiot. You don't take Cooper.
He texted me last night and he goes, hell's Cooper
doing really.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
And uh the oh yeah, you guys, Pookah's a free
agent and all you dumb ass is draft Pooka in
the first round.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
He gets one catch for four he hurts me.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Man, oh he got hurt? Yeah? Oh yeah, sorry, not
supposed to laugh about the dead.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
I don't know if he came back. I have no idea.
I didn't. I didn't watch the game. I watched the
last two and a half minutes plus over time when
the Lions and overtime just literally ran it and just
ran over the rams, just bam bam bam ran them over.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Oh my god. Yeah, the fault is I mean, I
gets you're mad about that. I missed out on one
point five thousand because Caleb Williams I had over I
had over nineteen and a half yards, he had sixteen
rushing rushing, and he had the ball and instead of
going four yards because they had the lead, he didn't
really need to. He just gives himself up. Yeah, And

(51:31):
I mean he would have eased like falling forward, he
would have had four yards. Would I still have lost?
Because he then knelt it twice at the very end
of the game, so I probably would have still lost
by yard, but instead of just falling forward, he slid
and they marked him back two yards smart from where
he started his slide. No need to take that hit,
which it was smart, it was very smart. But folks,
he could have easily broken it for like twenty yards,
but he didn't cost me one point five thousand. I

(51:52):
want everything else. I had the Saints money line, easiest
bet ever. I had the Cowboys plus six. I mean, oh,
I don't have to watch that crap. I had Seeattle
to be Broncos got weird at the very end, it
was all good and it was just and then the
Lions minus three, and then I'm sure the forty Niners
would have won it tonight.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
But yeah, uh, let me tell you how bad the
Bears are. Dude, Like, I understand, we got Kayleb Williams,
we got Keenan Allen, we got DJ Moore, but our
offensive line is so bad. The Titans were kicking our ass.
I mean we could not he was just running for
his life. We couldn't do anything. The defense, I mean,
I don't think the Titans are amazing. I mean, there
were good defense, but I don't know about amazing, but

(52:29):
it was act like they were the freaking steel Curtain
back there. They were the eighty five Bears, they were
the freaking Ray Lewis ed Reid Ravens. We couldn't do
a damn thing. We had ninety three yards passing, we
had one hundred and forty yards of offense, and we
won the game because Will Levis is an absolute dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
And you're welcome to me. I did the jinks of
the century. I said, lunchbox welfare check. Williams is on
the ground getting tackled by Landry. He'd been on the
ground the entire game. He'd been on the ground.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
More well, he didn't do shit. We didn't score an
offensive touchdown.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
At that point, twenty three hours ago is when it
all turned around. You guys scored twenty four straight points
that we.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Scored on a blocked punt of the interception, the dumbest interception.
Will Levis is an absolute idiot, dude, He's an idiot.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
He's gonna lose all the sponsorship deals, the mayonnaise deal
is gone, and his no bull shirt line is over out.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
And he thinks he's a hero. Dive in headfirst into
a linebacker, like what are you doing? Bro? Like get down?
Like even announcers like dude. And then he's on the
sideline getting his back wrapped and they're like, yeah, Will Levis,
it's a little bit hard to go through a game
and just dive headfirst into a linebacker. These hits hurt.
And then he throws the stupidest interception. I mean, I

(53:38):
don't know about the here's what's crazy, and this is
I know that teams aren't thought. The teams aren't as
bad as they look the week one, and they're not
as good as they look weak one. That's what they
all say Monday morning. But the Jet here in, the
Jets are only four point favorites at Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
The Jets suck. They played tonight.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, they played a night So that's why it's a
short week. They gotta fly back to New York then
fly to Tennessee. But my whole thing is is if
Tennessee couldn't move the ball against the Bears, how the
are they gonna move it against the damn Jets. Sauce
Gardner is gonna have freaking uh DeAndre Hopkins or Ridley,
whichever one wants to play in a body bag. They're
not gonna catch anything. Will I mean, their defensive line

(54:19):
is gonna be all up in their ship. The Bears defense.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Will Levis looked got awful, Hey Bears looked awful. Pollard
and Taj Spears that little mix. They just got the
quick running back, no size kind of like it. Uh
d D hop he doesn't have the speedy used to Well,
he was hurt.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
He was, he was on a pitch count.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I mean, Will Levis under threw Ridley so bad. I
mean he under that was the worst under throw I've
seen since the Clint administration.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I mean that. But what was he doing throwing into
the sideline like that? Then that underhand flip trying what
was he doing?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I don't know, but I mean I've never seen somebody
on the ground like that and try to throw up
a hell Mary since Monica Lewinsky back in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Then you have my kids watching the game in their
Titan shirts and every time the Titans score, jumping up
and down, jumping from getting in my face, going tight dud,
tight tins, tight tins, tight tins.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
They need to watch it at the crib with Uncle Sissan.
I mean, we're a Titan's house.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
God, Caleb Williams like a dog ass the wide open
Keenan Allen can't hit him.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
It was terrible. You guys won the game. Has scored
no touchdownsively.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
We didn't do anything offensively. He had ninety yards ninety yards.
He looks so bad, so bad, and he's making bad decisions. Badness,
was fumbling, he was what was else he's doing? There
was false start off it all this it was discussed,
I mean, but then I watched, Like, what was impressive?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
It was like third and thirty eight times, dude. There
was one where you guys had a field goal and
he ran it back twenty yards the opposite direction. Dude.
It was a It was a wild day in the NFL.
I mean, now we know what happened at training camp.
Nothing alcohol and prostitute.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I'll tell you what. The Cowboys looked amazing. I didn't
watch Tom Brady commentate because it was such a blowout
so quick that it was like, all right, don't need
to watch this.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
You got to Was it bad? Pretty bad?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
I honestly have no idea because it was like, by
the time I turned it on, it was like fourteen
to three, and I was like, well, all right, don't
need to watch this. So I flipped over and watched
Chargers Raiders, which wasn't that exciting, but it was at
least close.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Hey, please tell me you saw the thing with Pereira
where he goes he put his fist out. Perreira didn't
see him, and Tom goes, don't leave me hanging. I
didn't see it was an unmitigated disaster.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Didn't see it. But they did show his walk in.
They're like, this is maybe the first time in history
we watched an announcer walk into the stadium. They showed
him walking into the tunnel. I was like, oh, like
they do the players.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Everybody's so corny too. Aaron Andrews when she kicks it
to him over to you TV. Oh boy, dude, she's
already got a pet name for him. And then they
go to the other sideline guy like Tom ra and Aldi.
I don't know what these fox names are. He goes, uh,
just like you said in the boot there, Tom Brady.
These guys are ready for the second quarter. Poor Kevin Burkhart,

(57:09):
the guy is a season vet and dude.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
He he's like, give me Greg Holsen back. Give me
Greg Golson.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
It sucks. He's gonna Brady'll be fine. He'll be serviceable.
He's not three hundred thousand dollars million dollar contract serviceable.
He'll be He's fine, dude.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Kevin Burkher, there's no way he lasts his whole contract, right,
he'll he'll quit before that.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
No, he'll quit for eighteen weeks though. Kevin Burkhart is
gonna have to breastfeed dude. He has to lead Brady
into everything. Damn uh what what did you see there? Tom?
I mean, uh, Parsons, you gotta put two guys on him.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Hey, Tom, what do you think of Deshaun Watson? What's
your name? Kevin?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Deshaun? Just like when you take two years off of football,
you don't get it back. Like it's hard to come
back out of two years of football, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Let me just say that the best breakdown of Brady
was you thought you were gonna get Tony Romo breakdown
because Brady was one step above Tony Romo on the field.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
I think a little bit more than one.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
But okay, right, but then you get the breakdown Tom.
Brady's breakdowns compared to Tony, romos are about ten steps lower. Tom,
What did you see there? Is? What is Dak saying?
Changing the play, changing the play at the line? Okay,
thank you? I mean I think the six year old
toddler at lunchboxes house could have probably said that, dude.

(58:29):
And then his favorite quote, he said it three times.
He goes Kevin, ten yards is hard in the NFL.
Twenty yards is really hard, and he's obsessed with line.
You know how I'm obsessed with time and parking and shit.
Brady's fucking obsessed with yardage and moving forward. I mean

(58:50):
the biggest problem with the Browns is they're moving backwards.
You gotta move forwards.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Well, no shit, Tom.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Kevin again this second time quoting this, Kevin Brady, what
did you see there? Twenty yards is hard in the NFL.
You've got to do smaller increments and then give yourself
a manageable third down. Dude, he is obsessed with yards
and shit every time it's it's tough, you say it.
Every time they're going backwards. That's not where you want

(59:21):
to go? Do you want to go? For his? Bro?
That's his brain. That's his breakdown, bro, that's his brain.
I mean, Tom, we want like some code red or
like some O Maha ship. Dude, I thought, dude, I
thought he was gonna be like fucking I thought, I
really did think he was gonna be like.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Lucy and bun Well.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
No, no, I thought he watches tape? Uh Tom, what did
he do there? What happened? Just overthrew him?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Tom, I'm two beers deep and I know that he
overthow it. What are you talking a man that's bunny?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
And then the corniest thing of all the he you
know they do in game commercials. Yeah, Tom Brady's dumb
ass Tostitos chip is airing, and they showed the camera
of Tom watching his own commercial, like guys, can the
vanity get anymore? Like? Stop? And then Kevin Burkhart got
a commercial yourself air in there, Tom, back to the game,

(01:00:20):
We're here at seven. Kevin Burkhardt's great. Yeah, like he
couldn't have done a more phenomenal job.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
But he really, deep down I think misses Greg Olsen.
He probably when they said, hey, we're gonna take Greg
Olson out and we're gonna put Tom Brady in, he
was probably pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Honest opinion, you guys are actually gonna take a lot
from this. So you want to watch a train wreck? Right, Yeah,
there's three different steps. You either want it to be
Tony Romo good as a broadcaster, that's amazing. Then there's
the opposite of that, a fucking train wreck. Then there's
in the middle where it just sucks and it's just
like I think I'm gonna change the channel. It's not
a complete train wreck, but it's just not good. So

(01:00:54):
there were multiple times, who else the other broadcaster? What's
another channel? What are we on? I'm he's gonna improve,
but he's not good. He's not gonna be good because
he really doesn't have that great of a personality.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, like I said, I didn't want I wish I
would have watched more so I could have feedback. I
just didn't do it. My buddy Garrett text me goes, hey,
you think Tom's gonna be a good announcer. I was like,
I think it'll be fine. He goes, I don't think
so he won't say anything negative about players. And on
my own he goes, I go you watch it. He goes, yeah,
just that I love the Cowboys. They're really good. Okay,

(01:01:28):
cool man, great insight. Thanks for I was asking more
about Tom Brady. I could see the Cowboys were playing well,
but they're playing Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
He's a corpse.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
That's bad. I mean I heard that the Colts Texans
game was good. Didn't watch it because I watched every
single play of the Bears game and it was just like,
this is terrible football.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
You can watch two games at once. Hell, YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
I don't have YouTube TV.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I was watching five games at once. And then I
also got a sports ticker where every time a team scores,
it shows me that they scored. Ah, so then I
can see that they scored it. Then I know which
TV to look at.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Okay, yeah, but the good games were Chiefs and Ravens, Eagles,
Packers was Friday. Colts and Texans was good, I guess, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
You gotta say Bears and Titans was a great game.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
It was a terrible game, right, that was terrible football. O.
What was exciting about it? I mean it was exciting
the punt block and the interception, but like aesthetically it was,
there was no movement offensively, there was nothing. No one
moved the ball. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
I don't know how Tom Brady comes back from that.
And I don't know how Caleb Williams comes back from that.
But you know what the greatest thing about our country
is you dust yourself off by the boot straps and
you pick your dick up. I was inspirational this weekend.
I had really come up after that drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, I betyby the fuck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I don't know. You're never coming in on a Monday again, dude,
you're weird on a Monday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
My day was a little upset that Auburn lost. He
was watching on his phone at the neighborhood party and
he was walking around. He was like, oh my gosh,
we're so bad. We're so bad at that. So we're
not taking any road trips to Auburn this year. And
he's like, I don't know, man, that's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Who's even their quarterbacks Stidham cam Newton.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
I have no idea. I thought Hugh Freeze was supposed
to turn that ship around. But I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
But Texas, man, they back, Yeah, they back. Hey, Sam Allener,
you're right, we back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Jayden Daniels didn't look.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Very good either.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
The hell is Jayden Daniels, the quarterback for the Red Commanders, gotcha.
I mean he throwing the ball, terrible running the ball.
He looked bad ass.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
So it's a competition. Bon Nicks sucks the least for Heisman,
for NFL Heisman Cookie of the yearn to be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
They were all so bad. Who was Malik Neighbors had
like fifty yards brought bowers, He had a couple of
catches he did. Yeah, like I don't know how many,
but fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
They all sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
All the quarterbacks sucked. Bone Knicks looked. I mean they
were averaging like three yards of play, like Deshaun Watson
averaged like three yards a throw.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Boy, that game was brutal and dude, and the announcers
are just trying to will it to be a good game. Brady,
it's like a twenty seven point game. I mean, if
if they can get a touchdown here and you just
start picking away at it. I mean, dude, the announcers
couldn't have been begging for a better game more and more. Uh, Tom,
do you think they can come back starts with this position?

(01:04:28):
You've gotta go forward. They can't start backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Hey, and the Browns only oh, Deshaun Watson like one
hundred and seventy two more million dollars. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah, they're gonna throw bottles on the field. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
They're so bad, so bad,