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February 26, 2024 51 mins

Great news coming. to you from The Sore Losers News Desk and that is that Batters Box has been found alive. Authorities aren't releasing more information than that but the good news he is alive so we hope to hear from him today. Ray wants to go over our 5 best segments on the podcast and we play F, Marry, Kill with Ray. Everyone wants to ban to court storm because a Duke player got hurt but was the fan at fault? 

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I go there, you go, oh yeah, I'm there.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And then I have a new show I wanted to
tell you about.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay, yeah you started watching it? Or what? I finished it?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
That quick?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I watched it all weekend. Huh we binged it. It's
not even on TV, so.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, And then how the hell am I going to
watch it?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't know? Then to find out?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Then to find out? Oh man, I can't wait to
start off with my favorite segment.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Don't worry though, No Arnold today, he has Monday's off.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
What did you? I want to know your post. I
don't understand how you did that. It was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hey, when left to my own devices on a boring Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I don't know, But I don't know where you got.
Did you see it somewhere and you found that script? No?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
My original damn it all, turn this down. My original
idea was, what if I just make up a fake
article about us, just like something stupid, like a website
like ball Sack. People get ball sacked with fake sports.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Supposedly we got ball sacked with the Adrian Peters and stuff.
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
So I just sit there and daydream and I thought,
what if I made up a fake article that said
Lunchbox Sisson right now in a battle with two different
podcast companies. And I just made it up. The whole
thing's fake as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
And see if it takes off. Oops.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I didn't mean to say that. Sorry, guys, the kids
are in the car. I like it, get them to school.
So I said, what if it's totally fake, just make
it up. Then I got to just jacket her out.
I was like, well, why go after us because that
could get us in trouble. Why don't just always put
everything on Arnold? So I went to this fake newspaper
website and put Arnold caught lurking on Broadway and some
it was all made up Arnold, it was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Then let's start the show and then read it like,
I mean, we'll start the show and then you have
time to pull it up. But I mean, i'd laugh,
and then people were like, is this real. I'm like, guys,
Arnold's make believe.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's why we can never get in trouble for it.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's not real, but it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But he has mondays off right, Arnold, he's off today.
He told me to say that, all right. Ah yeah,
he's off today. I gotta remember that on Mondays. Don't
do the voice on Mondays. All right, we're doing the intro. Yeah,
let's do it live. We oh the one, two, three,
So losers.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, So I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville. I moved
with Baser. We no longer live on the west side.
Justin still messages me like I live over there, trying
to tell him I have a new life. I live
in the country. We don't have any crops. If you
want to say, we have straw and bermuda, what do
you have straw for the straw helps the grass grow?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Oh, it does.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But eventually we'll get the straw and then you'll do this.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Have straw in your yard?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You do at the very beginning. And I heard there's
a guy down the road. It'll pay thirty six dollars
a bundle. And we got four bundles in our garage.
So you do the math. Bubba Okay, here's the message.
It's the Nashville Sun, and they make it look like
a real newspaper. I don't know. I just found this
website and it says Friday, February twenty third, Arnold Sore
Losers lurking. You had to keep it to like four words,

(03:24):
I said, and then the article reads. The intern for
the critically acclaimed Sore Losers show was charged Friday with
lurking at Nashville bars. He allegedly would follow groups of
women into a bar stare at them in a very
odd way. They would sit at a table and he
would post up with an earshot of their table and
lurk with a bottle of bud light. He was reported
and charged at three am Friday morning. Lunchbox and Sisson

(03:47):
bailed him out on a twenty five dollars bond. Lunchbox
paid the jail through the Appzell. Because you always talking
about Zell on the VID show.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know where I like. I have so many questions.
Did you just start googling fake websites? Fake? Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Because I told you it all started with making something
fake about us. And then I said, wait, we're bulletproof.
If I just blame put something on Arnold. Yeah, just
say Arnold killed somebody. Okay, Arnold killed a man on Broadway,
the police call us.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, excuse me. We got to sit that Arnold's wanted
in a shooting. Well no, no, no, no, he did not,
Like where is Arnold? No, Arnold's making Okay, guys stop,
where's Arnold? Is he in the studio? No, he's off
on Mondays. Okay, guys quit, you're abating a criminal like
you're hindering our prosecution, investigation whatever. And I don't know,

(04:41):
try to explain to him that it's fake. That would
be no. So yeah, very funny, thank you. Now my
question is how did you sleep last night?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
That was one of them. Dude, why did you go
to that? I just told lunchbox before that, I go, hey, dude,
we got to hit some of our main segments and
I notated it. Where are the five? I put it
on here? Well, yeah, but we got to do the interest,
so we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
We didn't have an intro for how'd you sleep last night?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
But there's always got an intro for a segment.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, hey, Ray, how did you sleep last night? There
you go, how'd you sleep? Last night awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I went to bed later because we were finishing that show,
so seven and woke up at midnight, so five hours.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, So you're running on a little bit of steam.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Baser, remember what I had a couple of weeks ago,
sickness wise, Yeah, Baser's got it. Oh no, so she
hates me right now. She woke up coughing. Her voice
is deeper. She kind of sounds like a man.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh yeah, I'm attractive, and she she has her energy.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
She still eats and stuff, but doesn't sleep well, coughs,
blows her nose all the time. I mean she's constantly blowing.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's not good.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, I ain't. Yeah, and so she's mad at me,
but I hope she's over that. But I had a
great sleep, Dude. I woke up unbelievable. I felt ready
to take on the world. Yeah you I just sleep. Man.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm gonna tell you last night was better than the
two nights before. Because on Friday, my four year olds,
I mean, it's like six o'clock and he's like, Dad,
I don't feel good, Okay if I just go to bed,
no six pm?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh, I say, the big show started by this.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
And I'm like, yeah, you can just go to bed,
and he goes, all right, I think I'm just gonna
go to bed. And he goes downstairs, gets in bed,
like lights out everything downstairs. You guys got three floors? No,
we have two floors, a basement, a mid floor. We
have you walk in. Then there's a downstairs.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You never said you had it downstairs.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I've always we have the loft, they have the downstairs.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
That's three floors. And also, why does your wife not
go there during the tornadoes?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh my god, we do. We went in the crawl space,
which is the basement.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Anyway, he goes down to bed and we're like all right,
I mean I guess he's going to bed. And he
comes back about ten minutes later, Dad, can I eat
dinner with you? Guys?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I mean, what's this kid doing? He partying like he's
in college.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
And I'm like yeah, And so he takes a few bites,
he goes, can you save it? I think I'm gonna
go yeah. So it goes this room, goes to bed,
comes back about eight minutes later, Dad, can I watch
some PAP patrol?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
But this isn't how you slept. This is all so
leading up to it continue.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
So I'm like, all right, cool, yeah, and he They
finally all three go to bed and then it's all night.
It is all night. He's waking up. Dada, dada, what
what what's up? Dude? Can you go to the bathroom
with me?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
You guys need a night nurse?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, yeah, that would be great. That's rich, rich rich rich. Uh.
So we in the right. So we go to the
bathroom next time. Dada, Dada, will you come down and
go to the bathroom with me? What the I go
to his room. I stand there. I'm like, hey, you
are you gonna come to the bathroom. He goes, no,

(07:48):
put my blankets on me.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hey, draked you with the ogie doke?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, so you.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Pulled the wall over my eyes?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Put the blanket on him? Hour later?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Are you at this time?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it's like two in the morning. Oh I was
up already on a Saturday.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, huh.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
And I'm like running there. Hey, he's still asleep, dude,
he's having night terrors. He's hallucinating. Let him cook and
I start I freaking out. I'm like looking it up
on my phone. I'm like what exorcism? I'm like, what
to bestady, what he's thrashing around? He's sweating, Bro.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
What'd you do? You just gotta slap him? No, wake
them up?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, it says, do not wake him up. I'm here, dude.
I swear to God, I thought he was possessed.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I come by you by the name of the Little
Blair Witch.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Dude, I literally thought he was possessed.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, well, when he's in second grade, don't let him
read about the Salem witch trial.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I started freaking out, and I start googling it like
going do My kid is like going all over the place,
and I'm telling him, hey, stop stop, and it says
do not wake him up. So then I'm like, all right.
It just says stay there until they go back to sleep,
and that way they don't hurt themselves.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I didn't know you guys got a thruple you, your wife,
and parent.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Google. My wife's still sleep. She's not in on this.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is all me, So you're the only one. When
is he the exercise?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm only watching the exercity, The Exorcis of Emily Rows
And I'm like all right, And so finally he just
lays back down, snoring within two seconds, and I'm like
this is so weird. So I woke up like four
times in the middle of night Friday, so I'm exhausted.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Wow, and that'll carry over.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
It carries over, carries over because then the youngest baby box,
he woke up at you know, five in the morning
Friday night, like just well, Saturday morning, I guess is
what it's called. It's Friday night. You go to bed
and he is standing up in his crib. But I'm
like hey, He's like, I get out, I get out.
I'm like, no, it's still the middle of the night.
And he goes, okay, he laid back down. So I

(09:52):
got up out of bed at least four times in
the middle of the night Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You sound like a night warden.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, it was rough.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It was a rail, right, not a house.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Saturday night, same thing four times again, four times, just
waking up, waking up, waking up, waking up last night.
One time at eleven o'clock. I think it's my two
year old, So I go down there once again. It's
the four year old have a night terrors.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Why are you checking on the kids?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
My wife doesn't hear it.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I thought it was her job.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
She doesn't hear it. So she did it, say that sexy.
She did it Saturday night. She let me sleep, but
I could still hear them, but I didn't get out
of bed.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm getting you guys a night nurse for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Thank you. And so I go down there and he's
doing the exorcism thing again. I'm like, all right, stop,
you gotta stop.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Don't wake him.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I didn't wake them. He goes back to sleep. Cool
about midnight, the two year old start and kind of moaning,
and I'm like, what in the world. So I go
down go to his room and I'm like, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Sh sh sh shout to sheep.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
No in the four year old just pops up. Dude,
he pops up and he's just sitting there in the bed.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Now, did you act like you were just a fence post?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, he didn't say anything. I'm not moving, dude. He
is just sitting there. He's not saying anything. He's not moving,
and I'm like, this is efing creepy.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I would say it's something about nom but what is
he three?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
He's four?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, And I'm like telling the two year old and
I'm like, it's okay, it's okay, you can go back
to sleep. Four year old just sitting there, and I'm like,
what is he doing? Is he just staring at me?
Planting on like sknifing me.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
With Blair witch. You got to look for the crosses.
That's when the weird, the real weird happens.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Well, so finally the two year old stops crying or moaning,
and the four year old is still sitting It's been
eight minutes and he's just sitting there and he hadn't
said a word. So I just kind of go up
and kind of push on his shoulders and he just
lays back down this pillow. Never said a thing. Dude,
it is how did you learn that technique? I didn't.

(12:02):
I just kind of got the touch of an angel.
It was bananas in my house this weekend. So sleep
has been weird and strange. But last night was the
best night of sleep because that happened at like eleven
eleven thirty, so it wasn't like I was in a
deep sleep. Then they slept the rest of the night.
But dude, is on.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
One, Dude, your house sounds like a getting brothel.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
It does.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
And it felt like it felt weird, it felt strange.
It was and once you're up, I mean, what are
you gambling then?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Or I fall back to sleeping like that? I ain't, no, Ray,
I can in my sleep. I can fall asleep in
two seconds. My wife, if she wakes up, she stays
up for the next two hours. Me, it's like two seconds.
I'm back to sleep, saying.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
With Laura they should sleep together, we should sleep together.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'll pass.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
So that is how did you see last night?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Great?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
And these were the other segments that one's getting a
little rusty Vegas memories that can just be sprinkled in.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Give me sprinkled it.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
As I told you, I listened to an old episode
in our Vegas stories were so old.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Right, But we haven't been to Vegas in seven months, dude.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Our newest, really favorite segment store grocery store story.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Stories from the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
But it's a literation. It all works too.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Arnold on X we haven't done that in a while.
Text from Justin that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Emails from the losers.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, but here's the thing, how'd.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
You sleep last night?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
We can't do all of them every episode.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm just putting our segment.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, that's good. You need to keep a lift I
got it, thank you. Now this is the hot topic,
court storming.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
The place at the mall hot topic. That's where they
got all.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
The kinky that's like all the skater.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Stains and fur and all that shot.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
But that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about
court storming. I've told you for years.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think I got some strawberry nipple gell in there.
What they still have hot?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't know. I've never shopped there in my life, right,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Let me well, there's a mall next to me, but
it's slightly blighted.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I don't really go to the mall very often, so
I'm not quite sure what is in and out.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
But I heard them all by me at this point
as no fountains running, and they're basically burning furniture in
the middle of the mall.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh, my neighbor. Uh, it's not Green Hills, apparently my neighbor.
I did see him last night in the alley and
he said, Hey, we're headed to Hawaii tomorrow. What was
he doing in the alley? Is he back on the crank? No? No,
we have an alley that runs behind our house. That's
where the trash cans are I don't have an alley.

(14:43):
I know we do. I've never experienced it. It's really cool.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You never miss trash day, but sometimes the trashman miss
your trash. But I'm out there throwing some trash in
the trash can. And he happened to be out there
at the same time, and I said, hey, man, how's
it going. He goes, Hey, just so you know, we're
going to Way tomorrow day.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's rich, rich in this economy.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
He said. His daughter is finishing up finda something at
the University of Michigan.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, she's finn to finish up.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
She's gonna be a doctor and then she has to
go somewhere else for the last part of it. Yes,
and so she has two weeks off, and so she
hit them up months ago, said hey, I'm going to
have these two weeks off. I'd like to go to
Hawaii with you guys. And he said, when your kids
are older and they want to do something with you,
you do it. You don't ask questions. He goes, because, Dad,

(15:34):
I want.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
To go to Paris.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
He said. It is very rare that your kids want
to do something or they have the time to.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well that Ali just took a sad turn.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
So I'm just talking.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'm talking about the cats and the cradle and the
silver spoon. Are you Mark?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I said, so, man, you're going to Hawaii. That's school.
He goes, yeah, I just want to let you know.
So if the house catches on fire, he goes, and
you need something to burn, just throw it in. What
I thought he was gonna say, here's my phone number.
If my house catches on fire, let me know. Instead,
he goes, Dude, so if my house catches on fire,
just add to it. Hell of an insurance planner. He's

(16:10):
fine living on the island. He's fine living on the island.
I guess have fun.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I'll watch your life. I'll let away life wife, I'll
lay her.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
But he's like, if you got any trash you need
to throw in, just throw it on top.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Funny joke talking about your house burning stuff down.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
And then I was like, all right, man, have fun,
have a good trip. He goes, all right. I was like,
never been to Hawaii, man, Man, dude, he hit you
with Hawaii in the alley. Hit me with the Hawaii
in the alley, And I was like, oh, I'm gonna
go to work tomorrow. And I'm gonna record Sore Losers
podcast and like three hundred and sixty two people will
listen to it and it's gonna be amazing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
See, I don't know about the low Key Flex yet.
I haven't really met. The neighbors I've met have been
very quiet, reserved women, not being sexist. It's just women conversations. Yeah,
it's all that it is. If I meet a bro,
I'm still curious. Am I gonna go low key Flex?
Or might go just Oh, I work in the city.
How are you doing? Yes, Raymond, how are you?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Or?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Am I gonna go? What's up?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm sissing. Yeah, we got a potty we launched and
then also nationally syndicated nationwide.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna come out. I
know that my neighbor behind the one behind me, him
and his.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Wife, he was behind you.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Who know his house is beyond well, No, he wouldn't.
He wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
This weekend was a wild only. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
He doesn't. He doesn't low key Flex. I know that
him and his wife work in the same office and
then they bring their dog to work every single day.
I do know.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
That that's what I know, dream job. That's all I
Know's maybe not working with the wife.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, that would be tough.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, I've trust me. I've been running honeydews and errands
when my wife's working from home, and I'm like, I
could never work with her. Just boss me around with
the laundry list every day.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
The one thing is they do take separate vehicles to work,
same business, So that's same business. It's bad for the environment. Yeah,
they don't care. They're not green earthers, they don't they're
not tree huggers.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
We are in a beautiful time period when you can
either go to work or stay from my home. It
is cool that they're able to both go into work together.
What a time to be alive. I mean it used
to be lumber mills and rail yards and women going
to their jobs. Men and women never work together. That's crazy.
They can go to the same office place and bring
their dog.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah. But back to the court storm, I'm gonna tell
you all about it.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Go.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, right after this, everyone is up in arms wake
forest storm the court. Oh my god, they stormed the
court and Philipowski got hurt.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
My arms are up dukes. Guy got hurt.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
He twisted his ankle. And now they're saying ban the
court storm.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That means we need to go to Vandy or Belmont
and storm before they.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Got to win a game. First, Vandy doesn't win games.
You can't court storm when they don't win. Ropperina, I
don't give a shit, Kentucky. No, here's the thing. I've
always been against court storms.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I might act like you've been there before, but I
guess when you're a lower tier college, when you're not
you winning and you beat a big dog, it is
pretty exciting.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
And they're the favorites, which was weird.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Wake Forest was the favorite. They still stormed the court,
and I get it.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
It's due.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Wake Forest basketball has been irrelevant since Tim Duncan left.
I understand, and we were at the lodge near our place.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
We watched it. I didn't even notice it. I get
hurt until all the media stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, did you see the video?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, I watched it. I was watching it live. I
didn't know ya. His nuts.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh, he fell over like he was dying. He had
all the people surround him. Here's what I'm gonna say.
Kyle Filipowski got hurt because he tried to trip the
freaking guy running on the court. My belief, No, yeah,
that guy wasn't going for him.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Wait are we starting the crime pod?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh, you better start the crime pod.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
He was the aggressor and then became the victim.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
One hundred percent. My opinion is he was the aggressor.
They showed the overhead view and he he stuck that
right foot out there, and he had the elbow extended
because he was ready to give the guy a shove,
and the guy hit his ankle and his elbow never

(20:11):
reached the guy. So he got hurt because he tried
to tip trip the guy. The guy was running right
past him, was not trying to run into Filipowski, was
not trying to get in Filipowski's face. Philipowski put his
foot out there to try to trip that guy because
he was pissed off that duke just got beat by

(20:32):
wake Forrest and he was mad that the little demon
deacons were storming that court and.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
He demon deacon, that's what was in your kid, the
demon from the night before.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
You're right, And he didn't like it, and he stuck
his foot out. So if you're gonna ban court storming,
don't do it. Because of Kyle Philipowski and Duke of
Duke of Duke of Duke got hurt. That Filipowski cat
stuck his foot out. That's the only reason he got.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Hurt and the reason we went to crime podcast of
the top one hundred podcasts, the biggest market share crime podcasts.
So we're just playing off of that. It really wasn't
a crime scene. I didn't feel good doing that.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It was a crime scene though, because then the two
head coaches are shaking hands and the duke coach, I mean,
he acts like there has been a murder on the court.
Well that coach was behind k right, Yeah, he turns around,
he's throwing people out of the way, and he may
have a little mosh pit around Filipowski like don't get here,
my guy, don't getting hear my guy. I'm gonna escort

(21:30):
him off the freaking And then you got a little
dumb ass kid. He's on there and he sees Philipowski
and he gets his phone out and starts filming, like,
dude stuck his foot out. That's all I got.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
All I have is there's a documentary. You can look
it up, you can research it. It's somewhere. ESPN put
it out. The Viciousness and the speed that people storing
the courts. There have been kids that have been gotten concussions.
There are kids that have become crippled basketball players. There
are kids that have never played the game again because
of court storming. I watched some unbelievable documentary and you

(22:05):
really do think about it. Wow, they're running twenty miles
an hour, all in one direction at a usually around
the exact same spot on the court. It is a
very vicious, violent attacking motion that is allowed. It doesn't
seem like it should be allowed. Of all the things
that got canceled, I am shocked court storming has not

(22:28):
been canceled yet. But hell of an angle you brought
us with.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yes, what just just tell me if he sticks his
foot out.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, he went to trip that person him, and then
he's also sticking arms out here.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
He's sticking arms, and then once he gets hard, he
spins around. He sticks his damn leg out there trying
to trip him. Well, I'm glad I saw that. Now
I know Duke isn't gonna win the championship. There's about
five teams that I've narrowed it down to du K
one of them. Now, Duke game one of them. I
don't think so either.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know two of the top teams that have gotten
money put on him in Vegas. Who Well, Duke's one
of them. And of course everybody loves do the mission,
say surprisingly at forty to one.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Why I don't know. They're terrible, but yes, it is
dangerous and I did see one suggestion that I kind
of liked.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
You have to do it with foam pads on your leg.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
You don't storm the court. The team goes in the
crowd with you. They storm the crowd.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Okay, malice at the palace.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
No, no, no, when you win, when when wake Forest wins,
they run up into the crowd with their crowd instead
of the crowd running under the court.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, do you think change this march madness?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
What right? Right? Here's a slow mo with him sticking
his damn legout. Get ready, wash him stick it. That
dude's past him, that dude's pasted him.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, I agree with you. You actually, I'm I'm just saying
about the judge or the jury.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And he's trying to forearm shiver him. Look at him,
his forearms. He's trying to forearm shiver the cat and
he misses. Hell of a job with the video footage.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I got slow mos being played in studio, and the
video footage is great from the toss.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
So don't try to tell me Philipowski's the victim. Bilipowski
was the aggressor. Bilipowski got hurt. It ain't the freaking
wake Forest fans fault, you, dumb ass duke of dukes. Dude,
but no, we're gonna sit here and I'm like, oh,
Philipowski's a victim. That was the angle on TV. Of
course you want to know why, because that's the good narrative.

(24:28):
No one takes time to actually look at this damn
video and see the guy who's already past him, past him.
No one is worried about Philipowski. They're there to celebrate
with their team. These players do some flopping, though, like
lebron Is when they stormed the court. She flopped like
a freaking fish.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's right, she did. I mean, dude, super athletes pretty awesome,
but damn they'd love to do some flopping.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Now. I do agree storming the court, rushing the field
is dangerous because these highly competitive athletes just suffered a
heartbreaking loss, and you have drunk nineteen twenty twenty year
olds sometimes forty eight year olds at storm the field
and they get in their face and it's hard to

(25:11):
resist not punching that idiot in the mouth. And when
they punch him in the mouth, gets what happens? They
get in trouble. But I don't like the storm corn Stort, storm,
court whatever you want to say it court storm, but
bil Apowski.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Kornfield storm, which had to break man.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You that you're done?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
No, I lot that that was our point. Didn't we
make it?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
We did make it? Oh, we made it, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Correct. I wish we had the YouTube ready to go
because that's some great footage, but we'd probably get sued
for playing it on our YouTube.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Why no one owns it? I mean, I don't know.
I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Did you video it?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
See? I think that's how people get pulled. Steve will
do it. He's no longer allowed on YouTube because I
think he used copyright stuff and puts it on his YouTube.
That's how you get jacked up. Why is Losers Nation
flag flying high right, fly it, proud man fly that
flag is because we obbay the rules and we are
booming big things booming on the YouTube.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
And let me tell you it has been today. I
think it's been two weeks, maybe three weeks since the
Super Bowl. Yes, I have not heard from Batter's Box.
But as we were sitting here talking about the court storm,
an audio file just came to my phone and we're
gonna play it right after this next Ray go live,

(26:33):
go live, Wow Wow, Ray started talking. This is huge.
Here we go. This is never I have not listened
to it. It came in at twelve ten pm. The
time is now twelve twenty one pm. That's not right, Steve,
it'll work.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yo, just listening to the pod. Hadn't realized it's been
a couple of weeks. There's since the super Bowl since
we talked. Yeah, my feelings pretty devastated. Feel like we're
cursed all the things.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Haven't really.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Paid attention to anything sports related since that Sunday. So yeah,
it's starting to come out of it now. But yeah,
I'm gonna talk.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Let me know. That is it. We waited two weeks
for twenty two seconds.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Man, that's a fan right there. But also, is he
not familiar with American sports? You can't take two weeks
off like we're already now ramping up. Hockey's getting into
it basketball MLB. If he takes off any more. MLB
starts in three weeks.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
If he takes off any more, he's gonna miss all
the NFL cuts in the trash madness, march madness. I mean,
the poor guy thinks that the only thing that exists
is forty nine Ers football. I mean, Travis Kelcey has
been to Australia and back since we talked.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, and also did you did we see their quarterback?
I told him that. I told him maybe not on
the pod, maybe on the pod when he wasn't on it.
Party just never seemed like a Super Bowl quarterback. It
just was. It just wasn't he was going against the
grain to win that Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't understand what you mean.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
I don't know. I shot.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Was he shocked the forty nine ers were the favorite?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Tell me he wasn't shocked that they lost, shocked.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Like they were up ten at halftime?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Ray they were.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yes, I didn't really wast so to act like the
forty nine Ers weren't in that game. They went to overtime,
they went down and scored a field goal in overtime.
They were winning the game in overtime, So to say
brock Perty's not a Super Bowl quarterback. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I bet are they for sure going with him as
their quarterback?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
He is the quarterback of the future in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Who decided that? And why did they get rid of
Trey Lance?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Because Trey Lance couldn't throw it to a freaking barn
He sucked, He couldn't learn the offense.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
He was no good in the scouts Ruin. That why
you got one wrong, Ray, we miss scouted Arnold.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's what happened. You scout, you get it wrong, but
you move on. And that's what they did. That's why
brock Party is the quarterback of the future. But I'm
glad to hear Batter's Box is alive.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's audio. We need to include that in the title
that we heard from Batter's Box Unearthed audio.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Batter's Box is alive.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Now this guy right here.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
What if everybody that's a Batter's Box ray next segment.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
No. It also brings me to my next point about
how I always tell you the salary cap and the
NFL is stupid. It's stupid, it's not real. It's it's
so dumb, it doesn't make any sense. Everybody's talking about Oh,
they're gonna have to cut this player because they don't
have a room in the salary cap. If they want
that player on their football team, who's a luxury tax,

(29:51):
you will be not even that. They turn it into
a signing bonus. They turn it into a performance bonus.
They turn it into a roster bonus. There is always
a way to keep the players you want on your roster.
Like the Niners. I don't even know who it was.
They converted someone's salary into a signing bonus. So now

(30:11):
they have twelve million dollars in extra cap space. It's
like the salary cap isn't real. And I don't know
how you got on this tangent, but just let me
say this. You know how you hear all these experts
predict trades that are gonna happen. Yeah, guys are gonna
go to different teams.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
It's all just made up, right like me, right now,
I don't know anything about Derrick Henry, and I say
he could go Derrick Henry's going to Cowboys? Could he
go to the Cowboys? Exactly? Nobody knows anything. Everybody just
says absolute shit shit, it's all made up, Like right now,

(30:47):
who's another guy in the trading block.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Justin fields. They are saying the team to land him
now the favorite, if you bet it is the Pittsburgh Steelers.
But he could go or maybe it's Atlanta Falcons. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
It was switching, but it's not a Speci Pacific place.
He could go because of money in the salary cap.
He could go anywhere. Right, he could go to the Titans.
But why could he not go to the Titans. Well
he could, that's what I. Players can go anywhere. So
these experts get your mind. They make it. But what
about Dame When Dame went to the Bucks?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
No one, nobody, there wasn't one rumor about Dame Lillard
to the Bucks. It was heat, heat for sure, heat
and let me see heat.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
So these experts just say shit, they don't know. The
salary cap is made up. Players can go anywhere anywhere.
Let Lebron, oh, his son, I don't know, if he's
gonna make it money, will find a way his son
will play with Lebron. He can go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, now that one, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, because that one's tough.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
He's averaging five points.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
He's not that great.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Huh, he's averaging five points a game.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
He's gonna make the league.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
The only way he makes the league is because he's
Lebron's kid, Right, That's why I was sort of like
on the kobopo whatever brother his brother. But then I
saw someone go online saying, I think it was Dame saying,
do you guys realize how good he really is? He'd
whoop all your ass, He'd whoop so many people in
one on one And I was like, Okay, maybe he probably,
I mean, compared to the average person, he's probably good

(32:17):
at basketball. But does he deserve an NBA roster spot
or is that roster spot there because he's his brother? Right?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
That's why I love the little you know, there's the
grease into the pig. I don't love it. I don't
love that.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I don't mind big so I think it's funny.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Right, it's funny. But there Dame can Dame not Dame
Brodny and his son will play together because there's grease
that goes around.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
It's like Dennis Rodman when he used to play, that
dude that he would bring with him. I don't even
remember his damn name. Some white guy that sat on
the end of the bench. Judd Bushler, No, Judd Bushler
was good. Dennis Rodman, hold on Rodman, white guy who
was always on team, always on his team.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It wasn't Kerr wasn't No.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
What is his name? Okay? Who?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
God?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Was it? The tall dude?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
No man? What was his name? Jack Hayley? Jack Haley? Whoa,
he's dead? WHOA recipees? Jack Haley? Damn? I mean let
me check out Jack Haley. That's him, dude, Jack Haley,
He's dead?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Well, that took a turn. He was He was a
good friend with Dennis Rodman. He was on a lot
of his teams.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Well, yeah, that was just me wrapping a bow on
your little segment of where players are going in salary cap.
It's all shit. So you hear a guy on the
TV thinks he's an expert. Henry can go anywhere. I'll
tell you right now, I'm gon at sound like an expert,
and say he's going to Miami. That would be totally
unlikely because they have the A chain and they have
don't they have mustard too?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, I think Henry to the Ravens makes so much sense.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, because they're they're because.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
JK Dobbins tears his acl or achilles every year. Correct,
and they like to run the ball.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Gus Edwards. Yeah, he's fine, but Derreck Henry is badass.
When is that rumor going to start to ramp up?
Do do we just wait for the TV to create
it or do we start the rumor?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
What?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
When? When does the media and TV tell us to
start talking about that? Because he basically damn near said
goodbye to Nashville. Oh he's gone, he get come back? Yeah,
why do we not ramp up? Combine happens? That's when
it's Tomorrow is today, Tuesday? Tomorrow's Tuesday. Yeah, you which
you had a one in seven chands but they're not.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
And then hey, Caleb Williams, I mean it's obvious. Well
it's not obvious. Everything is. He's going to the Bears
because Justin Fields unfollowed the Bears on Instagram and he said, look,
just because you don't follow him doesn't mean you're messing up,
messing with the girl. So he still wants to be
in Chicago, but he said he wants it to end,
He wants it to be over, but everything is, Oh,

(35:01):
it's gonna be Kayleb Williams I hope it's Kayleb Williams.
I don't want Justin Fields. Get him out of here,
Bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
You just need new I didn't think Fields was that bad.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Right, But he's already so far into his contract that
we're gonna have to pay him. We're not gonna win
the super Bowl in the next two years, So start
over with Kayleb Williams where we have him under control
for five years. That's all I want. Okay, that's it.
And how does Vegas know though about his odds to
go to the next team, Because they.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Know where a position needs to be filled, where there
is maybe a little bit of money, they can be
their rumors, but you can also not put that much
money on it. So it's kind of a novelty bet.
They're not gonna let you put one hundred thousand on it.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Like Vegas doesn't care about ten thousand. They don't care
if you have inside information.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
That's a good point. Yeah, all right, Now when we
come back, he said, you've narrowed it down to five
college basketball teams.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, and I also have that show I was watching.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh, we'll do the show first, that's more important. All right,
we'll be right back. What's the new show?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
It is called let me get it right?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
What is it on? Where did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's on TikTok. It's called Who the Did I Marry?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
You heard about this?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
But I know what you're talking about. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
We watched it the whole weekend. There's fifty one episodes.
I'd like to say each one is ten minutes. It
takes eight hours to get through it. So do the
math whatever that is. So you watched this girl on TikTok.
I didn't really know what you look like for a
lot of the time. I was just listening to it.
You can just listen, go ahead, tell me more. It
was just fascinating. I mean, you can tell what the
story is about? Who? Who the dude? I would be

(36:41):
so much better on this board if it was in
front of me, Who Up Did I marry? It would
be it would I just listened to it. But yeah,
this title tells you all about it. Who Up? Did
I Marry? Who the is?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
It tell me?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Which means there was lying to see all of that.
You know, if you're gonna if you're questioning who is
this person? And that tells you everything that is involved
in that. It's awesome. Dude. This lady lays out her
entire relationship for the world to see and hear. Did
she get a bunch of free ship because of it? Yeah,
she's gifted so much stuff, but she told a story

(37:14):
that made her look horrible. She was so embarrassed. She
got got and just laid it all out for the
world to see. Okay, her entire relationship just laid bare
in eight hours of explaining it because it was that
many twists and turns phenomenal. Listen to it the whole weekend.
You can watch it. I listened.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was that good.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
It was really good. It's pretty good. I thought she
lost her way. It was money money up until about
twenty five you get it. Next ten kind of lost
their way where she's given like too much emotion. She's like,
when I tell you all this, man, when I tell
y'all that, I mean it was like too much emotion.
I'm like, just give me the facts. Hit me with it, dude.
The first twenty five she just lays it out. It's
just like boom boom boom, no bs no, like click

(37:56):
the next slide and then subscribe guys, and then you're
gonna go ahead and get the third star. But it's
all in part She's like, in part two, who did
I marry? And then she goes to.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
It since it's not a spoiler the first episode. Tell
me what she says? What gets me hooked?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Just that well she told how long was she married? Blessed?
A year?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
She starts it off saying, he's a pathological liar, and
I'm gonna break it all down to you. And it's
sad because that is a condition that people have. You
don't feel bad for the guy, but she goes, he
was a compulsive pathological liar. So when I tell you
that his life was lying, it's a real condition that
people go through. And that's honestly what that guy dealt with.
Not that it pains him, but when you'd lie, it

(38:42):
just becomes your life, and that's what that guy did.
So she's like, these are you're about to hear. I'm
gonna look myself looks stupid, but I'm just gonna lay
it all out there. Okay, when you're in love relationships,
careful with these dating apps. Sometimes when you're in love, dude,
you just don't see the forest through the trees, and
she's like, here it all is. At the risk of

(39:02):
making myself look stupid, I'm gonna tell this story, but
it was very wise. She got free shit, all kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, she probably made a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Huh. Oh, she made tons of money. They said she
made like two hundred thousand, cause you get paid for
TikTok or something. But and then that all kinds of
companies offered her trips and stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Damn yeh.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
But I mean it changed her life, dude. I mean
she she dealt with hell. I mean this, dude, yes, scary.
I mean it's still going on.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
So like, what do you do.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't know, right, I'm because of the big show.
I don't like to spoil or whatever, so we don't
do that spoil.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, it's just.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
A pathological eye or bad dude. Both still exist in
the world. They're no longer married. But I mean, you're
still putting yourself out there. Like if I told talk
to a bunch of shit about you, you could come
after me. I mean, hey, you got two hundred thousand dollars,
but good luck going out your back door at night.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well, speaking of married Travis Burlison on the Facebook page
Soldersers Podcast. Is a great question f Mary kill for Sisan, Raymundo,
Justin Sam Hunt, Johnny Football?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Who you fan? Who you marry?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
And who you killing?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Mary? And Justin f and Sam Hunt and then killing Manziel?
Why I can do a way I can do with
do away with Manziel. Even though he was in Nashville
this weekend, what he was partying with skis what spot
was he at? It almost looked like Old Glory. He
was in some bar. Leave it to the famous celebrities

(40:31):
that have access to bars that I've never seen before
in Nashville and I live here. He looked like he
was at Old Glory or something. I don't know what
that is, some underground bar that Overton told me about
one time. The average person wouldn't know about it. You
just go into a bar and it just happens to
be downstairs. No name, no publicizing, no advertising, It just exists.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Damn. I know.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
But I believe it was something like that.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Okay, I mean yeah, I just I saw that, and
I thought it was a good little segue because you
start talking about Mary, Now, do you want to take
you your five teams that can win the national title
in college basketball. Because I was ready to crown Yukon.
Then they get blown out by Creighton. They don't mean
anything though, and then Creighton loses the Saint John's college
basketball makes no damn sense.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Okay, go ahead and put down Kentucky. Put him down. Okay, bro,
they're scoring one hundred and thirty a game.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
No, they scored it one time.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
This has never been seen before. If they keep going
at that rate, you can't keep up with them. That's
NBA style basketball. And that's the same style basketball when
they blew the doors off of Auburn.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Okay, they've scored. They scored one hundred and seventeen. Auburn
they scored seventy. So they've scored one hundred and seventeen
one time against Alabama. They average about seventy points a game.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I'm just saying, at the rate that they score, you
got to put Kentucky on.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
The list again.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Kentucky's on the list, all right, Yukon. They look good,
same nucleus as last year. That Newton Castle guy.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Ling guy, I mean, he's real good.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
They got a guy that shoots threes. White dude, he's good.
He and what I noticed about their.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Team Surupin or whatever the Kerrigan.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
The sign of a good team isn't three star players.
It's having about seven guys. Any one of a number
of them can go off for fifteen. If you look
at their roster, they've got a solid seven guys. Any night,
about three of them can get fifteen. You'll have a
standout guy. You'll like what happened to Castle. Oh he
took that one off? Spencer? I think is the other guy?
The big white guys always.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Putting up some big white guy. I mean, how you
guard him?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
So put them on the list.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
So we got Yukon, we got Kentucky, Houston or Arizona
both almost similar teams. I'm gonna say Arizona just because
they're bigger. Okay, so give me Arizona. So we got Kentucky.
We got Arizona. In Arizona, they do they have the
Kurr kid.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
No, I think he left. I think he went to
West Virginia. I don't know. They got Caleb Love.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
That's what it is. So we've got Arizona, Kentucky and Yukon.
So that leaves place for two more teams. Yeah, you
at one point, said Marquette a very that was like
week one of the season. Now, I don't believe Marquete.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Can win it.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Purdue cannot win it. No, no, they can't win it.
There's no seven foot guy gonna win it.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
In March, I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
So you got to look to teams like Auburn and Alabama.
Tennessee ain't gonna win it.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh Man, Tennessee's really good. Tennessee is really freaking good.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
They need to be added because I got three. I
got Arkansas, or I got Arizona.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Arkansas may may win the the n I T, the CBI,
the College Basketball Invitational, because they're not gonna make the
n i T. They're gonna make the tournament below that.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
So we got Yukon, we got Arizona, we got Kentucky.
And you said Bama and a Bama or an Auburn.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I like Obama just because they really do fly and
they beat A and M by thirty one game and
M pretty damn good team.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
You're interesting, You're your your your list is interesting.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I wouldn't say Bama and Auburn, but just give me
a Bama. That's four, and then is the fifth Tennessee. Okay,
there's there. You go. That's your five. It'll be one
of those five teams. I didn't want to say Tennessee
because they're my team and honestly, I'm watching that many times.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I will give you the three teams.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I need to ramp up actually and go watch them
in person a little bit.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
But the three, oh yeah, they'll be here in a
couple of weeks. Yeah, three teams I think can win it.
Yukon Is they are badass. Yes, oh, you're so freaking good,
except for that one time they got beat by twenty
Creton that one game. Yeah, they had won so many
in a row that I mean, I give them a
little bit of a pass. Number two Tennessee. They are

(44:55):
freaking good. They're tough. That guy can shoot, they.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Have size, and they have that lefty that looks like
Mano Genoble.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yes. And then but then they got kurtuk credited.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Whatever is you get the point guard that's been there
for ten years.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Uh, Ziggler Zig's so good. I call him litle Zig,
they say I because he is good. Yeah. And the
third and final team my kanses, the Houston Cougars. They
are awesome. They're shorter though they are tough, physical, and
they play hard. Their defense is lock down.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
They're shorter than Purty.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's okay. Those are the three teams Jamal Shedd and company.
Those are the three teams that can win the national title.
That's it. Those are my picks.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Do we have time for text from Justin?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Oh? Yeah, would you like to do some text from Justin? Uh?
You got to pull it up?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, I got it right here.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Let's take a break and we'll take you do texts
from Justin.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Go for it. Text from Justin. Now that I live
on the north side, he lives on the west side,
He's still having trouble understanding I don't live in his
part of the town. This isn't gonna make Some of
these aren't gonna make sense. It didn't even make sense
to me. I can't read the first one. Hoped, I
mean it did this. I don't even know we should

(46:16):
do them because they make no sense. Bro, this is
what I get. This is what I woke up to, Okay,
And that's what I woke up to this morning. Look
at this. It's a lot okay. And then we're having
an issue with AT and T Verizon images aren't downloading.
Oh he took a screenshot of his bet. Oh, now
it all makes sense. Okay, all right, he goes, I
was doing that again. This is just random. This isn't

(46:37):
answering questions. I was doing nothing. I was down at
the Cumberland fishing dead bodies out for local authorities, mostly
using spoons and trouble hooks on forty pound test line.
He's talking fishing. I didn't respond, and then he hits
me with this. You're a countryman now and you don't
even know how to artificially inciminate a goat. This is

(47:00):
again a text from him without a text back for me.
Anyone can dig a ditch for six months, but if
you ever snapped a stallion off that will eventually produce
a triple crown winner. The answer is no.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Oh man, he does not like you living in the country.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
This is the big finish. Yesterday at ten fifty pm
he said fifteen hundred dollars he won in gambling yesterday alone.
I bought some hot wings to celebrate, and I responded
This morning at one forty nine am, picture isn't coming
through at and t has a big glitch. But now

(47:39):
I'm able to see it. He did his double double
at NBA for two hundred and hit for five seventy,
and he did another one for two hundred three double doubles.
I don't know the guys. He just says yes, yes, yes.
For nine eighty two he won fifteen hundred and one
day Wow, and he said he got hot wings to celebrate.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Again on Wednesday when he gave all fifteen back.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
He plays it smart, dude, you'll cash out at one thousand.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Really good.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
We used to pay our rent like that.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
That's smart. All right, Happy Monday, guys, I'm gonna go
get a nap end in Well.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I think I narrowed it down to five teams. You
narrowed down to three. I think we did decent.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Did Kentucky beat Alabama though this weekend? Yeah, damn it.
See I didn't want them then.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
No, it's okay because Kentucky and Albama both suck.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Kentucky is gonna make a run. I'm telling you, dude,
I've never seen that style of basketball since the NBA
at Night Ago. Dude, they fly.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I love them. At the beginning of the season when
they played Kansas, I said, damn, they are really good.
But now I watch him, I might They're not very good.
They don't play very good defense, and that's I think.
I think you have to play defense and the n
CAA tournament because your depth, you're not used to shooting
at home, you can shoot well on the road. It

(49:04):
changes everything. It's so weird. People get comfortable and it
doesn't work out. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go with that.
I'm going with Kentucky ain't very good. Maybe I'm crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
I'm notating mine. Kentucky good Alabama, even though that's not
a really great Bengals.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
T Higgins franchise tag. He's going nowhere. He'll be a
Bengal next year. They're running it back there.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
You go, Kentucky, Alabama, Tennessee, Yukon, oh And then I
said Arizona, and you said Tennessee, Yukon, Houston. But I mean,
even if we are right, it's not that impressive. We picked.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, Well that's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I mean, why is Vegas picking Michigan State. No one's
forty times your money, no one. No, Vegas is not
idiots are doing that? Bro true?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
True, that's what it is. It's not Vegas Vegas has
him at forty to one. Vegas knows they suck. That's
all I know.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Kappy literally just hit me with this. Sports gambling starts
in North Carolina on March eleventh.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I don't know. Yukon's currently the favorite to win the championship.
Purdue is second at six times. Your money produce sucks,
Kansas at twenty times. In Michigan State, forty times account
for more than one sixth of the market handle. Damn,
those are your boys.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
It's a Yukon, Houston and Purdue, Tennessee, Arizona, Auburn, North Carolina, Kansas,
Iowa State, Marquette.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Damn it, that's what I was gonna say, but I
now I already left him off. Who North Carolina because
they got that Kolbe White kid, I think that's his name.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
In Kobe White plays for the Chicago Bulls. He used
to play for them.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Bakok.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
They got Bakok. He's been there for about seven years.
R J. Davis has been there for about fifty two years.
So yeah, they they're they're solid, But Kansas can't win
it because they don't have enough depth.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Well, you've watched them all year and said that about him.
So that's I've said.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
It from the beginning. Guys they're not that good. They
don't have anybody that can shoot. They play six guys
seven sometimes and the seven guys the two off the bench,
three off the bench. They don't do anything. They trip
over their own dicks. That's what they do. It's amazing.
We have five guys that can play basketball. We finally

(51:21):
moved Furfee into the starting lineup and he's really good. Timberlake,
I mean he's he's balding, but he's got a nice
solid mustache and that's about all he does. So we
out Wow, yeah, yeah, oh man, Yeah, I can't believe
Batter's box is alive. Dude, that's wild. It's good to

(51:41):
hear from him.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Tell me this does He worked from Homer as he
drive to work.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I works from home. It's a life. It is
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