September 24, 2025 • 44 mins
In this episode Ray talks all about his family reunion in Detroit with his Dad, Brother, Sister, and his nephew. Ray will fill us in on the state of Detroit, if it's safe, have the cleaned up the city, and all his observations from visiting over the weekend. Plus Ray got into a fight with a woman at the Tigers game, slept next to the strip club, and we find out who got the pleasure of sleeping with Ray's Dad. Also Boomer was shot over the weekend and Ray had to deal with a Drunk Driver from the hotel to the Comerica Park.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm starting to sound like crap. Oh man, how do
I sound? Do I sound good? That's for you Browne? Hey,
how bad do I sound? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I thought I heard it coming on in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I didn't know if your mic was cutting out or
if it was your voice hitting choppy.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, I think it's my voice before my computer goes out.
I want to do this. I know. We got to
get to Detroit. We got to find out all about Detroit,
and my computer went out. Near mind, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. I was going to read an
email from Russ. What was theis of it? It was basically,
can I get a birthday shout out for my boy Revis?
(00:41):
He's turning the big something. Didn't get an age because
my computer is dead and lunch. We got to do
better in our picks. Maybe we can make some money
if we could get some picks right. But happy birthday
to my boy. That got me listening to the pod
Revs in California. Happy birthday from Russ. I think that
(01:01):
was the synapsis. That was good, dude. And also the laptop.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It kind of makes me think I may need to
get one, just because the big show.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My computer on the.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Far right, this little inside baseball. It sucks ass. It
doesn't work. It's so slow. And I told Scoop, but
I think I might just delete the Internet on it
so I can only access phone lines for Mabby Arnold's girl.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Otherwise it's so slow.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then I have a laptop sitting there so I
can go on the internet, you know, monkey round and
then in here.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It'll make us so much better. I don't think you
need a laptop in here. What are you gonna do
on a laptop in here?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, what I've realized with the back of he boys
is haymmert don is they're good, they're smart, they know
their crap. But all his team, dude, they can scan
crap real quick. They're like, what does he make a year? Oh,
I believe it's around ten million. They're already googling twelve
million and they know that amount. They don't sound as
dumb as I do. Me. I got a lot of
the sports knowledge, but the specifics I could easily google something.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Bam, I know the numbers. I understand what you're saying,
but you're not making sense. They have twelve people on
that staff. There's two people here, there's two people talking.
I don't have time for you to be googling why
we're talking.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But it's that fast, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're not that fast. Yeah I am. Oh my god,
ray you know your home row. I am not. I'm
not that fast when I Google. I'm very terrible at it.
And I think I need a new computer. Because my
computer you have to like rig it up, send it
on its side on top of a paint can, just
to get.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It to charge how much you want for it?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
One hundred bucks. It has every episode the Sowred Losers
ever done, ever done on this pot, on this computer,
because I download every single one to upload it. So
my computer, you want to talk about running slow clear
it is so yeah, I don't know how to do that.
It's bad, man. My computer. It's luckily if it makes
(02:54):
it through the big show. And today it made it through.
And sometimes I can get that charger in there to work. Today,
no charger didn't work the whole time. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You want to know the good news of the bad news.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I want the good news first.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm gonna have a hell of a recap on Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
A little bit of foreshadowing that's a good news. Okay,
bad news.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I gotta go to a Vandy football game. Who are
they playing Utah State? But our niece is going to
be twirling in halftime.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, your your sister's wife's your wife's brother's daughter. Got it,
got it? That'll be fun. Get to see Diego Pavia.
That's gonna be lejay. You see his brothers raise a
Heisman candidate. Yeah. I need to hear about Detroit, but
I also want to hear you. You were in the bathroom,
you were bragging your fantasy football team. The Templeton Terriers
(03:50):
made their first trade of the season.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Guys, let us know on the comments on Facebook. Since
none of you guys ever say for episodes are good,
let us know. Did me and Justin do a good trade?
We got the skag cam scataboo. We traded away Courtland Sutton,
Denver Bronco star receiver. Guy got like one hundred and
fifty yards last week in a tug Did we just
(04:13):
get fleeced?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But you got it? What's on your team? Who are
your other wide receivers? Who are your other running backs?
It makes a big deal.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right Well, our running back James Connor, we only had two.
One of them was gone, So all we have is Gibbs.
We needed a running back. Scataboo's gonna get some more
carries with Tyrone Taylor out whatever the guy's name is.
And Justin said he's out two to three weeks. Justin
is a medical professional, and I said, please let us
know so for a month. Yeah, well, Scattaboy's going to
be getting a lot of carries. He turns into Superman
(04:41):
in New York City, Gotham, no less. Maybe we did
make a good trade. I don't love sudden never have.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, who are your other wide receivers?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh, we're loaded. We we got at tight end. You
got your Tyler Warren. But then we got the book
a book Ted Troya with the pic Shara, Yep, yep,
the book. And that's probably It.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sounds like you got a loaded wide receiver corp there
when we trade away Suddy. Yeah, but that means you
don't have anybody else? Do you have like six quarterbacks? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, If I had my computer, i'd pulled up real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh got you yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Uh no, Titans, No, no eg booka Ta Troia.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's two Tyler.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Warren extreme there should I be another couple more receivers
in there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, well, if you want to see his roster, go
to sored Losers dot com. You click the link and
you can see the sored Losers fantasy everything that's been
going on. It's been a great year so far.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh, Brian Thomas Junior, he just hasn't done anything.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So yeah, he's been asleep for about four weeks now.
It's about time round pick. Hey, it's about time for
him to wake up, wake up.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So I think that's it because we trade away Suddy.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah. I mean that's a good team man. And you're
sitting there, how are you looking?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And then we're three two and one hoping to go
three in one?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nice? Nice? Okay? Good? You know who you play this week?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, we got the I believe it's the Bengas, the
primetime Bengas got it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It was one of the last ones in the league.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, and just looking at it, I broke it down
with Justin and I said, GoF nothing special there. The
thing to worry about is the likes of I believe
a Puka Puka.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Is Puoka is awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, see, so Pooka's scary, But that's really all I
worry about the rest of the guys. Team really ain't
that great? Trying to think, See, if I have my computer,
I'd be able to pull it up right away. This
is off the dome, guys. Yeah, but Puka is really
the only one we're scared about. Other than that, it's
a lot of underperforming players. I don't AI thinks we're
(06:44):
gonna lose, but I believe we'll be three and one.
Like I said, thirteen and one on the season.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh Ai has picked you to lose. AI is good
at everything. They always could predict it, right.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, So, and we're investing. Apparently America is investing in
all this AI crap. They're building something in Texas. You
got one, They're building Wisconsin. I don't understand any of it.
Is that Also, people can ask their phones answers on crap. Guys,
for the love of god, data girl, don date AI.
Instead of looking at your phone and your computer, look
(07:14):
at your dome. See I'm going straight from the dome.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh dude, he's got ettn he's got Camaro, at t
he's got Bijon.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I told Justin. I said, at ten is hammered dog. Okay,
we had him all last year. He's not a threat,
so this year, don't tell me he's a threat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hey, he's got Marquise Brown, Hollywood, Terry McLaren. He may
not play Dj Moore, who's done nothing, Puka and Tucker Craft.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, Tucker Craft has any even worth mentioning. But I
think we will win.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
How could you forget about? You have Pearceau. Oh yeah,
he's awesome, he's great. He got shot a year ago. Yeah.
That's why Battersbox calls them the toughest team in the
NFL because they have two guys that have been shot
and come back, Brian Robinson and Pearceaw.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Kid, if you can do that for your team, imagine
what you do on the field, kid, That's what I
like you boys.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You boys would party hard and play hard. Yeah, are
you read? You ready to go?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, let's start.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Let's start the show. Is that some death water? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Run out of stuff in the fridge. Now I just
grab crap.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're you're not I'm not feeling your energy right now.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
The energy's there, man, but your voice is like twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is it really that bad?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I mean it's definitely. I could hear it during the
Bad Show and I said Scuba. Is something wrong with
his voice?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Abby?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Is something wrong with his voice? And then they finally
at the end of the show, Yeah, there was something
wrong with his voice. Guys, I've been saying it for
three hours.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So what you're saying is I need to go to
the urgent care and get a steroid pack.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, because tomorrow it's gone. It's gone, guys. We're gonna
do it live without Arnold. Okay, he told me voicemail,
I will be in on Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I am getting suited on Broadway with a girl. Don't
tell Abby. So Arnold is cheating on Abby.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And there are rumors with Kelsey Ballerini and her dude Chase,
and it wasn't infidelity. I'm getting other rumors now that
he didn't value her.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So I believe, Oh, Arnold, are rumors.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now that he is not val valuing Abby and he's
also committing adultery. Oh we're gonna do it live wo oh,
the one dude sore loser?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I gave you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's Arnold I am going on Broadway on today. This
is a voicemail he left for me.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm gonna be going Broadway. I'll be back Friday. I'm
going to a bar called Dirty Little Sea. Look it
up Nashville.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Me and a man Amanda.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Here's her name, Yeah, Ray over to you. What's thatby all?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It is Sissan Ray Mundo from the North, alpha male,
lived with bays Or, my wife married.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
We are in wedlock.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
We have two point two acres, two point two kids,
and I'll die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and a half. We're probably gonna go to Detroit
here pretty quick, virtually in your heads, not literally. I
was already there, and good God. Lunch over to you, man, man.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I will say before we get to Detroit, because we're
going to take a break here in a second. Last
night I realized Vegas maybe not for me anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You won money, they still dance on tables, and you
have sports books. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I was dead yesterday five thirty pm, lights out. I
went to bed at five thirty pm, normal to me
and I as I was crawling into bed, I was like,
this is what Ray does every night.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You and me would have been crawling into bed at
the exact same time.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It felt so weird, right, an alternate universe would have
been perfect. It was so strange. And my wife's like, well,
if you wake up in a couple hours and you
want dinner, I'm like, I don't want dinner. You four gone.
I didn't eat dinner. I'm gonna four go my final meal.
I didn't eat dinner. I didn't. I just I said, no,
(11:24):
there's something wrong. I'm not feeling great. I am exhausted.
I need to go lay down. And I slept, and
I slept and I slept. There you go, five thirty
pm bedtime. Unbelievable, and my voice still sounds like this,
when'd you wake up four am? Did you say that already? No?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She we're doing that at the baseball stadium. We were
you pretty awesome men, Boomer.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's funny. In that email that dude did say, can
I get a sheesh? Yeah? He just did so, yeah,
I forgot. I already forgot the email. But yeah, so
let's make a break and when we come back, we're
going to Detroit. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Hit me with it, all right, So I got four segments.
Pick your poison, No.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, you go in the order you think it needs
to go.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Drunk driver, a legal drug, my fight with a lady.
Boomer shot at guys. If these aren't Detroit themes, I
don't know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
First of all, did you share a hotel room? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We all you, Me, Boomer and my brother Rob. So
who slept in?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
What bet?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Me and Boomer slept together? And then Rob had his
own must be nice, supposed to be Queen's. We're pretty
much a twin. Okay, Boomer playing dummy tummy sticks the
entire night.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's awkward. Which store do you wanted? Your sister and
your dad's share room? Yeah, it's kind of awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
There's no real way around. But they had two beds.
I mean, what do you expect them to do? My
mom paid for five hotel room. No, no, but your
sister and her son share a hotel room, and then
you and your dad and your brother share a room. Well,
who sleeps together? Then you and your brother if we
haven't talked in seven years and we jump in bed together.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey, your dad gets his own bed. That's all there
is to it. He should not be in there with
your sister. That might be the weirdest thing of this
whole trip.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
If I would have woke up, if I just slept
in the same bed as my dad, I would have
woke up with an elephant tusk draped over my head.
There's no way I'm sharing a bed with my dad.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I know. That's why you share with your brother.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You just can't do that after falling out for seven
years and then you hop into bed that easily.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean ray, because like when we went to Boston,
I think Batter's Box and my dad shared a bed
and I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Ah, hey, everybody's bat a what if everybody and I'm
staring at bed that night.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
With my dad. I don't know why Batter's Box didn't
share a bed with me. Very weird. Maybe he missed
that comfort, I don't know. But the fact that your
dad and sister shared a room awkward. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Let me start with the drunk driver, thank you. Not
an actual drunk driver. It was just a headline. But
it was pretty tight when they arrived with their flight
because they only had an hour and a half till
the game started.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I was there for hours already. It's chilling.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I had all the time in the world I'm walking
all around Camerica and Ford Field.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So you went to the hotel left with like you
left the airport, but I couldn't check in. Oh dropped
the bags?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, one of those bag drop and they're cutting it close.
And so it's about twenty minutes till the game and
I find a shuttle that's at free at the hotel
where at oh nice, and the dude goes, hey, I
can get you there by six. I got to drop
off a wedding party, brother, sister, dad and Boomer. I'll
get there. And we got maybe fifteen minutes. The shuttles out.
(15:10):
He's delivering this wedding party. And before he left to
do the wedding party, he promised me. He goes, I
go hey, I can get an uber. I'll pay twenty dollars.
I just want to make sure we're there for the
first pitch. He goes, hey, I promise you. He goes,
when you rhyde with the captain always on time. He
was like, oh, I can promise you ride with the captain. Ah, hi,
you there a BOYT six forty And he kept saying that,
(15:31):
So I tell my family.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I go hey.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
He told me he'll have this there by first pitch.
It was so important to get there by first pitch.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Well, he rolls up. It was six thirty three, seven.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Minutes till the game.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You're not making it. Drunk driver, This dude we hop in.
He's got his little old stare to mean the Captain.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
When you ride with the Captain, He wasn't drunk, guys,
It was just a title. This is how he was driving.
You ride with the Captain, Yeah, always on time. We
get to a stop sign, blows through it, and we're
off to the races. We come to a blood red
light runs through it. He looks back at us. What
happens in the car, you guys, don't tell nobody about
(16:14):
when you ride with the Captain.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He goes to a left hand turn lane. There's a
car sitting there, not moving. He makes his own left
hand turn lane, goes in front of that car, stops traffic,
and pulls in. When you ride with the Captain, anything
can happen. He's heading Nick America. There's one street, Brush Street.
The assholes tore out of it, so he had to
cut around a little bit. Finally he's going down Brush Street.
(16:41):
Traffic jam. You're not going, bro pulls up on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I am not kidding.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I am not kidding, and starts going around cars and
drops us off a block from the stadium at six
thirty eight. When you ride with we give him a
twenty dollar bill, pat him on the back. We gave
him a five. I hit him with the twenty later,
pat him on the back. He goes, Guys like I
already said, don't ever tell the hotel that I drove
(17:09):
like that. But I told you i'd have you here
at in time. You ride with the Captain, anything can happen.
We get out, get into the check in line. He
had us there by the first pitch.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Wow, were you not freaking out when he's driving like this?
Because it seems, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
They said the lady behind us was gripping the seat terrified.
But then they said after she was so scared, she
tipped him twenty dollars too. And he ran one blood
red light, one stop sign, went illegally on a left hand,
honked about four or five times, and pulled up on
the sidewalk. Five heavily illegal things he did. The title
(17:47):
was drunk driver.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Man, that's pretty good. And you walk in the stadium
where were your seats.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well before we walked into the stadium to get there
on time. It was a bagline, a non bagline. We
get in the non bagline. There's no line there. Why
not perfect, We'll be We got two minutes. Sister, after
we've already starting to check in. I have a bag though, Oh,
but it's a fanny pack, and I go, hey, just
start giving up me stuff from the fanny pack I'm
putting into my cargo shorts, giving stuff to Boomer, giving
(18:14):
stuff to Burt. So she's got an empty fanny pack
and I was like, just make it look like it's empty,
you know, they just wanted, you know. And so she
goes up to the guy and she goes, I got this,
I don't know. And he goes, well, why did you
bring an empty bag? And she goes, I don't know,
just in case I get something in there. He's like,
come on, I'll get on through.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wow. And it wasn't clear.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No oh, and I had it all with my cargo pants.
So we got in and the first thing we hear
is Boo triple off the wall first pitch of the game.
Atlanta Braves Tigers end up losing the game ten to
one and they bring in a utility player. We're just
sit we uh third base line the first game, and
(18:54):
then the second game we're on the first base line.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well, this is only the first game. We're at the
first game right now, ten rows up, any foul balls
close at.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
We the first game all over the place. It was unreal.
We had ten balls hit at us. Wow, within one
of them was right behind us, and the guy sitting
behind me had got it. He ran up a couple
more rows and got it, but he was right there
and I looked at it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's legit.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, So if you want foul balls first and third,
even though they have those nets, it still comes over
it all the time. And every time the players get
off the field, they always throw one up both teams.
So you're getting two balls thrown in every inning, and
they can reach you because they just have to make
it over the net there.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
So were you past third base or at third base?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
So when Akuna comes home run and did all this stuff,
he was looking at me when he was coming towards
third base and I did the driver thing thumbs down,
Maria Vidiot it we put it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
On the Instagram. It's what I'm talking about. So yeah,
we did.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Acuna respond to that, No, but my dad went on
this huge die tribe in the family text threat about
how inconsidered it was that Akuna did the he covered
his ears around first base. When he got to second,
they do the bird fly, yeah, and then he rounds second,
and then he does like the eurostep, and then once
he gets to third, he does a stutter step and
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then he gets around a home plate and that.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Is when he does.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
There's one other thing that he does that might just
be the celebrating with his teammates or something, but there
was like four or five things he does.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Around and your dad hated it. It's a little excessive.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I gotta admit it took him a minute to round
the entire bases.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Hey, when you got nothing to play for, you hit
a home run, let's celebrate.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
But yeah, I thought it was pretty So guys, you
got a purser bag or something like that, just empty
the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You go, why do I have this? Or what won better?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I almost thought, why not wrap it around my knee
and act like it's a brace, oh because it's empty,
or just.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Put your shirt over it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, you didn't want to conceal it though, you kind
of wanted to make it look like you just didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh that's a bag. Oh I was using it as
this because clear bag policy. Usually at most stadiums, you
would to and they could have said, oh, you can
either keep it, or you can take it back to
your car, you can throw it in the trash. It's
like when I went through the the TSA checkpoint at
the airport. I wasn't even thinking, dude, rookie mistake. But
I filled up my water bottle before I left home,
and it was my nice lark this one right here.
(21:09):
And I get through and they pull my bag to
the side and I'm like what. She goes, you got
water in here, and I'm like, oh, I do. You're right,
So I'm so taught. Sorry, I'm just kind of tired
right now. She goes, you have two options. You can
throw it away or you can go back and pour
it out. I'm like, well, I'm not gonna throw this away.
(21:30):
So she has to walk me back through the security
gate and then says, all right, you gotta go pour
it out, and I'm like, where am I going to
pour it out? And I'm only find a little trash
can underneath the conveyor belt. So I pull it out
and I dumped the almost gallon of water in there. Googoo,
look look, look glog, look glue glue. Then I have
to get back in line for TSA checks, you know,
to get screened. And then I see they have a
(21:51):
bin there where you're supposed to pour your water. My bad.
So whoever changes that trash, it's gonna be a big
old bag full of water, my fault.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But yes, go ahead, and you now don't have to
take your shoes off and you can get on, so
you do still have to get rid of the water.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Right, That's why I was confused. I forgot they changed
the shoes, not the water.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
The game, fine, whatever, But then after the game, we
decided to go out in Detroit. Yeah, the streets, the
butt's torn out of all the streets. They're trying to
make this Greek town. So it's fences and mud puddles
and culvert sticking out of the ground and uncovered wires.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
So we go to this one place it's called Basket Robbins.
Oh it's ice cream coldstone, okay, And I'm like, hey,
if there's one thing they can't screw up and we're
not gonna go there. The hotel or at my sister
didn't look at like the surrounding streets. Yeah, there's two
strip clubs right behind us. There was Dream and there
was Gentlemen's Entertainment. Oh, my dad goes. There was music
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going till three and there was disco lights. And I go, yeah,
that was a strip club.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Did dad go?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
He said, oh, he said he couldn't sleep at all.
And I go, he goes at three am at stopped
and I said, well, that's when the ladies were all off.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
You know, they weren't lapping anymore. Way to go, muff
good good research. So that was that.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
But then we did ice cream that same night and
go up there. It's like ten thirty. They close at eleven. Hey,
we're gonna do three shakes and called a night night
cap it. We're not doing shakes anymore. What's up in
the minus says you guys got shakes and the ice
cream stuff?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, I'm not doing shakes anymore. I get it.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
They clean the machine and it's twenty minutes before closing
and they're not doing shakes anymore. And the one guy
at the machine who responded to me that Boomer and
Rob ended up getting like ice cream cones. Oh but
I can't ring you up? Uh, Sarah, can you ring
them up? I guess he had already like checked out
for the day and he's just chewing at the cash register.
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What hey, viz, Hey guys, listen. I wanted to give
de Troy just like the best cred and make it
all legit and everything like that. I can't even get
a shake when you don't close for twenty minutes and
his worker isn't even a worker. He's got a purse
back across his chest and he's moonlighting. I don't know
what he was doing, but he wasn't cleaning the machine.
He wasn't making my mishake. And then there was just
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like Gallivanton instead of checking people. It made no sense,
no seats in there. So I'm just gonna get an
ice cream cone and heat.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
It and walk the streets of Detroit.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
The bad idea, uneven sidewalks and doing all this construction
with a batter's helmet with ice cream in it. It's
gonna melt all over my face and drop down my crotch,
like terrible idea. I didn't get an ice cream cone,
so Boomer and Rob did my dad. We got my
dad one. We took it back to the room. They
all did, but I didn't like they didn't have my shake.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I did gelato back at the hotel. How was that phenomenal?
I think we stayed like a four star place.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
WHOA, Yeah, didn't realize that. Yeah, it was legit.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I mean odd of the dancers behind us.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
But other than that, the hotel was funny. You see
any of them coming to and from their cars.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
No, but it was a wedding party. So it was
the weirdest dynamic at the hotel. You had the wedding party,
you had tigers drunk fans, and then you had there
was sixty year old people that look like the retired
community of Detroit would just go to the lobby and drink.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
So it was weirdest, like uh, like a mix of people.
Ray and melting pot is what you're searching for.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, nuts, Okay, now we're gonna take a break. We're
gonna come back, and we're gonna hear them about more.
Right after this.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right, we have a legal drug. We have Boomer
got shot at and me yelling at a lady. Okay,
the legal drug, guys, I don't want to get political, man,
I don't think we can legalize weed in this country.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Why it's legal there, it's legal in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
People are smoking blunts on the street all over the place. Okay,
totally fine, that's not my point. The Tiger's fan base,
there was thirty forty thousand people at these games.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The crowd was not that loud. There's nothing to be
loud about. You're getting beat ten to one.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
The next day was a hell of a game. Nicholson
got a two run homer outside of the wave that
we did once and Tourkey's two run bomb. The crowd
just chilled, got a tan. There was no standing. Ovation
got two guys on base.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Let's go. I mean there were guys in the front
trying to get everybody else.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Let's go. And then I'm doing it. I'm like, let's go, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
This crowd I think just does the legal drug comes
to the game and jees, I was unimpressed with the crowd.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Was it nerves about blowing the biggest lead? I going
from best record in baseball to outside the playoffs? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I sent this to my dad. The Detroit Free Press
this morning, Tigers can only blame themselves as season collapses. Dude,
Tigers suffered the biggest collapse in sports history. They were
had thirteen games in their division and are now tied
and will most likely be the on the outside looking
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in for the playoffs. But yeah, so the crowd, I
just Yankee Stadium, man, you just feel it. You feel
that Titan Stadium not really feeling it Predators game. You
can feel the crowd. I was unimpressed with the crowd. Unimpressed.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Man? Were they smoking weed in the stadium? Can do that,
but they were chit? Yeah, because in Vegas, I don't
think you can smoke weed in the casino, but outside
the casino a lot of people smoking weed, sitting on
the benches out front, smoking weed, walking down the sidewalk
smoking weed. I is one dude.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I go, hey, man, I'm waiting for my family a
little bit. Do you know where I can just get
a beer without going into a restaurant or whatever? And
he goes, no, but I know where you can get
a blunt.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, he's gonna probably sell you one.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
But I mean I'm not like a heavy blunt guy,
so I don't even know what planet I'd have been
on when my parents got his family got there. So
I go, I'm gonna pass on the blunt. Hey man,
I can get you some I can get you some
dope too. No, no, no, if I pass on the blunt,
I'm probably gonna pass in the dope too.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, gotcha he wants a smack. No no, if I
passed on the dope and the blunt, probably don't want smack.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
And then the one guy, this is legit, the one
guy at the hotel has said I can get you
weed or I can get you mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh, and I'm like, which guy? What did he do
at the hotel?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, he was just on the bench to the side
of it. I'm saying goodbye to my family. Oh you
know one of those is on Sunday. Yeah, or I
mean it happened multiple times. Got one of the ones
that comes to mind just randomly grabs me. At six
pm on a Saturday night, son's still out.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hey man, you need weed, I can get you weed.
I can use you mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm gonna do mushrooms at six pm.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'll be in the Lake, Ontario. Dude. Well, some people
do like doing him at six pm because they're about
to go out.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But I mean, it wasn't even like I was in
a dirty part of town out at two am, Bros.
Six pm, people are going to dinner. There's a wedding party.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Hey man, I get you weed, I get you shrooms.
Can I do them both at the same time. We'll
be on mad. I don't see the warning label on here?
Do you have that from the FDA?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, bro, you know where I can just get an na.
Looks like I'm drinking, Like I ain't even trying to
do that. But yeah, so that was the legal drug.
That was my stance on that did not try to
get political. There's two topics left pick your poison. There
is my fight with a lady and there is Boomer
got shot at.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Let's go with your fight with the lady, and then
after that we'll take a break and come back about
getting shot.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Me and Maria Muff we're in line. We're getting my
dad a hot dog at the game. Yeah, at the game.
So my dad he's great, he got the hip surd
he's got hips replaced. Believe he you just get one
or both. Gosh, my mom got one replaced, got maybe
both of them.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No, Matt Liner got both of them. My dad only
got one hip proplas Liner got hip replacement both of them.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wow, yeah, young I was following his story and give
him my dad information about him. So my dad got
his hip replace. He's great, he can actually move, but
those seats are tight, and it's not great going up
because we sat solo. He's having to climb Mount kil Majar.
We got some food. Yeah, we're Maria was ten, Maria
was two rows up. We were ten rows up.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Rich rich. You guys didn't sit together.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
My sister. It was our fortieth birthday. My sister said,
my mom dropped bands.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, but you didn't sit with your sister.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
She did the first night, day the second one.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Now, okay, so she's sleep with your dad, but not
sit with your dad. Got it.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
She couldn't.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
It was packed, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
We were trying to avoid the biggest collapse.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
When we bought the tickets, we didn't know they.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Were going to collapse.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, but we're in line getting my dad this hot dog,
not like we're waiting on him. We're trying to help
my dad out, So we go get him this hot dog.
Onions mustard, and the lady goes, oh, you can just
stand right here. So it's a line where you pay,
and then you stand in another line to get the
hot dog, the missile, if you will.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, the glizzy pick it up over here, Yes, got it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
So me and my sister go to stand right over here,
and at about the same time, another lady kind of
stands right next to us.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So we're like shoulder and shoulder. Yeah, and so are
we talking third inning, fourth inning.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It's middle of the game, fourth inning, got it. And
it's on Saturday. We're talking two in the afternoon. Hungry
people are just chilling. It's a relaxed crowd. Everybody's enjoying
the local legal drugs.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah. This lady they there's.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
A hot dog and it comes across and it's onions
and mustard for my dad. So I grab it, and
this lady goes, you are so rude. You are so rude.
That is so rude of you. I'm cut. I had
already been with this high crowd for like two days straight,
so I'd been chill for forty eight hours. I'm talking,
I'd been more chill that I've ever been my life.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yep, that is so rude.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Of you, cutter, you cut cut bad boy, and I go,
I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was just getting this hot dog.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
She was, you're a cutter, You're a bad person, and
I go go in front of me.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I didn't know what I did.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
And my sister goes, well, apparently it was like an
organized line, and she goes, but you and that lady
kind of got in line at the same time. But
it wasn't a well, it was a Remember, it's a
very chill crowd, so you cut, so there's just people
standing around, not and I mean, what are the odds?
Somebody ordered an onion mustard dog out of the four
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people that were standing there, very low, and when you're chill,
you're not really organized in a line.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It wasn't like we're in school. This line was.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Kind of zigzagged, so I couldn't really tell if I
was in front or she was in front.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And what are the odds?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Lady Yeller eats the same kind of hot dog that
my dad does.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's a little weird.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Still in my head, ringing you're a bad boy, cutter,
you're a bad person, just yelling at me, and I'm
not even going back at her I'm what I was
like whispering at her.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm like, oh my, I'm so sorry. Did you give
her the missile? So she got the missile and she
was was so rude. Bad boy. I was just like,
spank myself. I'm a bad boy.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
How do you fight with a woman that's like forty
five years old screaming in your face? Cut her, bad boy,
you're a five.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You are forty. It's not like I like, she's so
old it doesn't have the same ring. No, you're the
same age.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
She might have been fifty five then. But my sister
was there. She said, nothing, it's weird guys folded like
a long chair.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So I got yelled at my a lady, that's bad, dude.
Hey Detroit does not sound like a good city. Hey,
next Boomer got shot at. We'll take a break when
right back.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
All right, this one's bad. And I don't know if
a police report was filed. Maybe this is it getting filed.
But we're in the lobby and we're having a meal
after the second game. Parent, dad and sister and brother
and Boomer are leaving in an.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Hour, so we won't. They're leaving Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
They were there twenty four hours, two games, Wam bam,
thank you man, A couple pork missiles back to the
North and I chilled that night there because I couldn't
get a flight out. Wow, I know dropped a couple bands,
but we reunited the family. So anyways, we're in the
lobby eating a great four star Michelin meal.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
It was phenomenal. What did I have? What did Dad have? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
We had grilled cheese. Wow, it was a delicacy. She
ten D's were Burgers was like Angus Burgers. Was Boomer
and Bert.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Muff muff, muff muff. She have a salad muff.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I apologize, don't remember what she had.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
But we're doing waters, we're doing cokes, Die cokes, and
we're doing coke.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Huh die cokes. Got it.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
And thirty minutes before their flight, whoa, And we're in
the most relaxed Michelin lobby of our hotel and we.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Hear oh oh oh, and Boomer goes out out you
got shot.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Boomer got shot by a piece of glass.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The bar keep had a box. Guys, this may be
the police report getting filed right now. The barkeep had
a box of wine that was twenty bottles. The bullet
went through there and the shattered bottom of the box
fell out. All the wine bottles hit the ground at
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the same time. And oh, and we all looked back.
A shard of glass drilled Boomer in the back of
the leg. Oh, he was impaled in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And you thought the worst when you when you heard
the boom.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So they got the crime scene tape out. Nobody come
over here, closed it off. Bar keeps over.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
There handling it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
There was a kid that ended up going into the
crime scene and the bar keeper like shoot him back, like, no, no,
you're not let No, it was a wedding guest. He's
dang wedding guests and old people and and drunk tigers fans.
Kid tries to run into the crime scene. Barkeep gets
him back and there were still shard shards. Boomer never
drew blood, but was impaled in Detroit on Brush Street,
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right next to eight mile. So glad he's okay, I'll
net That sound will never leave me, Ow, Boomer. Boomer,
I got hit by a piece of glass in the
back of.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
My foot, Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Didn't even draw blood, but out of all of us,
it shot twenty feet and hits Boomer.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Dude, I know the pane of glass. Man, I had surgery,
so don't like, oh, it's just a shard of glass.
It shot. No, that's real deal, Holy Field, that's scary stuff.
I'm glad he's okay.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Guys, tell us which what are the stories? Was your
favorite illegalized drug? Boomer got shot a drunk driver? Ray
fights a woman or I fought a woman. I mean,
Boomer's gonna have PTSD. Now can you give me a recap?
Like Detroit as a city?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Is it back? Is it still trash? What is it?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Well, let me tell you this, guys, And this is
no sensationalizing. I went for a on Saturday morning, two
miles all across the city. Whoa, they're first of all,
they've torn the ass out of about five different roads
that go around four Field. In Camerica. It's all downtown,
which is cool. Yeah, that's cool. It's walkable, just like Nashville.
But they they're trying to create this Greek town and
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it's not opening till they say twenty twenty six. Guys,
that ain't gonna be ready un till twenty twenty nine.
It is fifteen feet dug down culverts, wires, bunch of
beer cans that people throw after the games into this ditch.
It doesn't look like there was no construction work while
we were there. I think they're going to be far
behind schedule, so they're trying to revamp that little area.
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But right now you have to walk in a maze
of chain link fence, and if something's right across the
street from you, you have to walk five blocks left,
four blocks to the right and go around all these
holes in the ground that they have dug because they're
trying to create a Greek town. So not convenient, not
convenient at all to where I just went the alleys
by the strip club, you know, for convenience, obviously. Yeah,
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and that's how I went the back door to the creamery.
To where did we go to dunkin Donuts? I go, Muff,
we don't even have to go these main roads because
the ass is torn out of the roads.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I said, let's go.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
The best route is through the strip club, and they
are over and behind these businesses, so then we would
go in the alley way to these businesses. What about homelessness,
it's bad, I explained it to Muff. I said, when
I was on my run. Usually you run around Nashville,
you'll see a beer can, You'll see.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
A white claw.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, Detroit, you see a bottle like rubbing alcohol. You'll
see a lot of shots. You see a lot of
mini bottles of fireball. You'll see what's like the cheapest
bottle of vodka.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Skull. You'll see skull.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wrapped in a brown paper bag on the ground. And
then I mean I walked over a couple of people,
So man.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
So safewise safe? Not safe?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I mean there were a pile of cops.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, so I would say safer.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Except for the guy, like, you know, freaking accosting me,
trying to get me to buy drugs. You're not getting
that in Nashville, no, because I'm not a couple offers
I got within a twenty four hour period. And you're
not gonna walk out with your girl just because of
the road being all torn up.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It's not very sexy. I took a picture.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
It looked like Boomer was walking next to a construction
site with his ice cream. He was about to trip
over a power cord.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Like, all right, well that was Detroit, man, But.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I'm telling you twenty twenty eight Greektown will be legit,
it's gonna be awesome. Because Maria said from her hotel
room she actually saw palm trees on a roof somewhere
that like, there was an adjacent to the strip club,
but she didn't know if the disco lights were coming
from the palm trees or if it was coming from
the side tape, you know, side stage.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Are you sure the palm tree wasn't your dad's. No, no, no, no,
it wasn't. Okay, that wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
But I told Bazer, I go, hey, the street is
so bad to walk down because of all the construction everything,
and they're trying to create this. I said, I've I
have to go this back route around, and she goes, well,
if the back route is the easiest one and you're
don't have anything to do, you could go to the
strip club. Like, because I was telling her at night,
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I really didn't feel safe walking around this construction site
because you you, it was so narrow you were either
going to fall into a ditch, fall into a fence,
or somebody could hide around a corner in jack you
And I said, honestly, the safest street is the one
that leads to the strip club, and she said, if
you wanted to go to what you could?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Did you go?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
No? I looked inside and I it was uh, I
honestly think I saw a guy dancing. All right, so
I think they I think it was.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
A male and female review.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
If you guys could look it up, it's called like
the So there's Dream strip Club and then there's like
Gentlemen's Club strip club. I think the Gentleman's Club one
might also have males. And so I just didn't want
to go in there.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Got it? And then get you know, get turned on? Well, no,
you know, you're just get hard. I'm not trying to
get proposition by a dude. God. Oh, I see what
you're saying, got it? Got it? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
But and I just didn't feel like he's that safe.
I roll solo.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
We said, such a wholesome family moment. And then that
night I go to the strip clubs, you know, I
go to the titter.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's yeah, that's bad. Yeah all right, man, Well my
voice is going, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
We gotta go like, oh, what last Tammas you have
of your family? Like saying goodbye to them? You guys
all at the game together instead of you know, cinnamons instead.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Of Bill's bulge. Man, I'm not meal talk tomorrow. You
gotta get that steroid shot. YEA, a steroid shot. That's
how good I am at audio. Guys.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I knew something was wrong with it six hours ago.
You gotta end it.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You got to gotta I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I gotta go, guys, truck drivers and you guys are
out there, let me know because I'm now I'm curious
if that Gentleman's Club off a Brush Street in downtown
Detroit is that one the male strip club?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Is it male and female?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I'm pretty sure Dream is strictly female. I'm just curious
if I would have gone I was allowed to. I'm
not like, she's my mom. But Baser said, you know what,
if you're bored, go to strip club. I'm just curious
what I have been, what I have been impressed. I didn't.
I didn't go in the door. It was a twenty
dollars cover. You can't just do peak SE's. I'm just curious.
One of those things that I miss out. The lights
were going till three am. Dad couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
He said.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
They finally shut it down though, But yeah, I mean,
it's like all right, my dad, or strobe blights all
night long? Well, I mean, dad, strobe blights are it
wasn't wasn't a bar, Yeah, the bar last night people
were out drinking.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
They weren't drinking, dad.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
If there were strobe blights it was it was sugar.
She was dancing, trying to earn ends meet, you know,
I'm starting to sound like crap. Oh man, how do
I sound? Do I sound good? That's for you Browne? Hey,
how bad do I sound? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I thought I heard it coming on in the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I didn't know if your mic was cutting out or
if it was your voice hitting choppy.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, I think it's my voice before my computer goes out.
I want to do this. I know. We got to
get to Detroit. We got to find out all about Detroit,
and my computer went out. Near mind, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. I was going to read an
email from Russ. What was theis of it? It was basically,
can I get a birthday shout out for my boy Revis?
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He's turning the big something. Didn't get an age because
my computer is dead and lunch. We got to do
better in our picks. Maybe we can make some money
if we could get some picks right. But happy birthday
to my boy. That got me listening to the pod
Revs in California. Happy birthday from Russ. I think that
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was the synapsis. That was good, dude. And also the laptop.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It kind of makes me think I may need to
get one, just because the big show.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
My computer on the.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Far right, this little inside baseball. It sucks ass. It
doesn't work. It's so slow. And I told Scoop, but
I think I might just delete the Internet on it
so I can only access phone lines for Mabby Arnold's girl.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Otherwise it's so slow.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then I have a laptop sitting there so I
can go on the internet, you know, monkey round and
then in here.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It'll make us so much better. I don't think you
need a laptop in here. What are you gonna do
on a laptop in here?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, what I've realized with the back of he boys
is haymmert don is they're good, they're smart, they know
their crap. But all his team, dude, they can scan
crap real quick. They're like, what does he make a year? Oh,
I believe it's around ten million. They're already googling twelve
million and they know that amount. They don't sound as
dumb as I do. Me. I got a lot of
the sports knowledge, but the specifics I could easily google something.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Bam, I know the numbers. I understand what you're saying,
but you're not making sense. They have twelve people on
that staff. There's two people here, there's two people talking.
I don't have time for you to be googling why
we're talking.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
But it's that fast, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're not that fast. Yeah I am. Oh my god,
ray you know your home row. I am not. I'm
not that fast when I Google. I'm very terrible at it.
And I think I need a new computer. Because my
computer you have to like rig it up, send it
on its side on top of a paint can, just
to get.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It to charge how much you want for it?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
One hundred bucks. It has every episode the Sowred Losers
ever done, ever done on this pot, on this computer,
because I download every single one to upload it. So
my computer, you want to talk about running slow clear
it is so yeah, I don't know how to do that.
It's bad, man. My computer. It's luckily if it makes
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it through the big show. And today it made it through.
And sometimes I can get that charger in there to work. Today,
no charger didn't work the whole time. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You want to know the good news of the bad news.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I want the good news first.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm gonna have a hell of a recap on Monday.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
A little bit of foreshadowing that's a good news. Okay,
bad news.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I gotta go to a Vandy football game. Who are
they playing Utah State? But our niece is going to
be twirling in halftime.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh, your your sister's wife's your wife's brother's daughter. Got it,
got it? That'll be fun. Get to see Diego Pavia.
That's gonna be lejay. You see his brothers raise a
Heisman candidate. Yeah. I need to hear about Detroit, but
I also want to hear you. You were in the bathroom,
you were bragging your fantasy football team. The Templeton Terriers
(03:50):
made their first trade of the season.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Guys, let us know on the comments on Facebook. Since
none of you guys ever say for episodes are good,
let us know. Did me and Justin do a good trade?
We got the skag cam scataboo. We traded away Courtland Sutton,
Denver Bronco star receiver. Guy got like one hundred and
fifty yards last week in a tug Did we just
(04:13):
get fleeced?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But you got it? What's on your team? Who are
your other wide receivers? Who are your other running backs?
It makes a big deal.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right Well, our running back James Connor, we only had two.
One of them was gone, So all we have is Gibbs.
We needed a running back. Scataboo's gonna get some more
carries with Tyrone Taylor out whatever the guy's name is.
And Justin said he's out two to three weeks. Justin
is a medical professional, and I said, please let us
know so for a month. Yeah, well, Scattaboy's going to
be getting a lot of carries. He turns into Superman
(04:41):
in New York City, Gotham, no less. Maybe we did
make a good trade. I don't love sudden never have.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, who are your other wide receivers?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh, we're loaded. We we got at tight end. You
got your Tyler Warren. But then we got the book
a book Ted Troya with the pic Shara, Yep, yep,
the book. And that's probably It.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sounds like you got a loaded wide receiver corp there
when we trade away Suddy. Yeah, but that means you
don't have anybody else? Do you have like six quarterbacks? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, If I had my computer, i'd pulled up real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh got you yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Uh no, Titans, No, no eg booka Ta Troia.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's two Tyler.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Warren extreme there should I be another couple more receivers
in there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, well, if you want to see his roster, go
to sored Losers dot com. You click the link and
you can see the sored Losers fantasy everything that's been
going on. It's been a great year so far.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh, Brian Thomas Junior, he just hasn't done anything.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So yeah, he's been asleep for about four weeks now.
It's about time round pick. Hey, it's about time for
him to wake up, wake up.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So I think that's it because we trade away Suddy.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah. I mean that's a good team man. And you're
sitting there, how are you looking?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And then we're three two and one hoping to go
three in one?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nice? Nice? Okay? Good? You know who you play this week?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, we got the I believe it's the Bengas, the
primetime Bengas got it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It was one of the last ones in the league.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, and just looking at it, I broke it down
with Justin and I said, GoF nothing special there. The
thing to worry about is the likes of I believe
a Puka Puka.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Is Puoka is awesome.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, see, so Pooka's scary, But that's really all I
worry about the rest of the guys. Team really ain't
that great? Trying to think, See, if I have my computer,
I'd be able to pull it up right away. This
is off the dome, guys. Yeah, but Puka is really
the only one we're scared about. Other than that, it's
a lot of underperforming players. I don't AI thinks we're
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gonna lose, but I believe we'll be three and one.
Like I said, thirteen and one on the season.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Oh Ai has picked you to lose. AI is good
at everything. They always could predict it, right.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, So, and we're investing. Apparently America is investing in
all this AI crap. They're building something in Texas. You
got one, They're building Wisconsin. I don't understand any of it.
Is that Also, people can ask their phones answers on crap. Guys,
for the love of god, data girl, don date AI.
Instead of looking at your phone and your computer, look
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at your dome. See I'm going straight from the dome.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh dude, he's got ettn he's got Camaro, at t
he's got Bijon.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I told Justin. I said, at ten is hammered dog. Okay,
we had him all last year. He's not a threat,
so this year, don't tell me he's a threat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hey, he's got Marquise Brown, Hollywood, Terry McLaren. He may
not play Dj Moore, who's done nothing, Puka and Tucker Craft.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, Tucker Craft has any even worth mentioning. But I
think we will win.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
How could you forget about? You have Pearceau. Oh yeah,
he's awesome, he's great. He got shot a year ago. Yeah.
That's why Battersbox calls them the toughest team in the
NFL because they have two guys that have been shot
and come back, Brian Robinson and Pearceaw.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Kid, if you can do that for your team, imagine
what you do on the field, kid, That's what I
like you boys.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You boys would party hard and play hard. Yeah, are
you read? You ready to go?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, let's start.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Let's start the show. Is that some death water? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Run out of stuff in the fridge. Now I just
grab crap.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're you're not I'm not feeling your energy right now.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
The energy's there, man, but your voice is like twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Is it really that bad?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I mean it's definitely. I could hear it during the
Bad Show and I said Scuba. Is something wrong with
his voice?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Abby?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Is something wrong with his voice? And then they finally
at the end of the show, Yeah, there was something
wrong with his voice. Guys, I've been saying it for
three hours.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
So what you're saying is I need to go to
the urgent care and get a steroid pack.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, because tomorrow it's gone. It's gone, guys. We're gonna
do it live without Arnold. Okay, he told me voicemail,
I will be in on Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I am getting suited on Broadway with a girl. Don't
tell Abby. So Arnold is cheating on Abby.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And there are rumors with Kelsey Ballerini and her dude Chase,
and it wasn't infidelity. I'm getting other rumors now that
he didn't value her.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
So I believe, Oh, Arnold, are rumors.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now that he is not val valuing Abby and he's
also committing adultery. Oh we're gonna do it live wo oh,
the one dude sore loser?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I gave you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's Arnold I am going on Broadway on today. This
is a voicemail he left for me.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm gonna be going Broadway. I'll be back Friday. I'm
going to a bar called Dirty Little Sea. Look it
up Nashville.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Me and a man Amanda.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Here's her name, Yeah, Ray over to you. What's thatby all?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It is Sissan Ray Mundo from the North, alpha male,
lived with bays Or, my wife married.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
We are in wedlock.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
We have two point two acres, two point two kids,
and I'll die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two and a half. We're probably gonna go to Detroit
here pretty quick, virtually in your heads, not literally. I
was already there, and good God. Lunch over to you, man, man.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I will say before we get to Detroit, because we're
going to take a break here in a second. Last
night I realized Vegas maybe not for me anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You won money, they still dance on tables, and you
have sports books. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I was dead yesterday five thirty pm, lights out. I
went to bed at five thirty pm, normal to me
and I as I was crawling into bed, I was like,
this is what Ray does every night.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You and me would have been crawling into bed at
the exact same time.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It felt so weird, right, an alternate universe would have
been perfect. It was so strange. And my wife's like, well,
if you wake up in a couple hours and you
want dinner, I'm like, I don't want dinner. You four gone.
I didn't eat dinner. I'm gonna four go my final meal.
I didn't eat dinner. I didn't. I just I said, no,
(11:24):
there's something wrong. I'm not feeling great. I am exhausted.
I need to go lay down. And I slept, and
I slept and I slept. There you go, five thirty
pm bedtime. Unbelievable, and my voice still sounds like this,
when'd you wake up four am? Did you say that already? No?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
She we're doing that at the baseball stadium. We were
you pretty awesome men, Boomer.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's funny. In that email that dude did say, can
I get a sheesh? Yeah? He just did so, yeah,
I forgot. I already forgot the email. But yeah, so
let's make a break and when we come back, we're
going to Detroit. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Hit me with it, all right, So I got four segments.
Pick your poison, No.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, you go in the order you think it needs
to go.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Drunk driver, a legal drug, my fight with a lady.
Boomer shot at guys. If these aren't Detroit themes, I
don't know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
First of all, did you share a hotel room? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We all you, Me, Boomer and my brother Rob. So
who slept in?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
What bet?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Me and Boomer slept together? And then Rob had his
own must be nice, supposed to be Queen's. We're pretty
much a twin. Okay, Boomer playing dummy tummy sticks the
entire night.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's awkward. Which store do you wanted? Your sister and
your dad's share room? Yeah, it's kind of awkward.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
There's no real way around. But they had two beds.
I mean, what do you expect them to do? My
mom paid for five hotel room. No, no, but your
sister and her son share a hotel room, and then
you and your dad and your brother share a room. Well,
who sleeps together? Then you and your brother if we
haven't talked in seven years and we jump in bed together.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Hey, your dad gets his own bed. That's all there
is to it. He should not be in there with
your sister. That might be the weirdest thing of this
whole trip.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
If I would have woke up, if I just slept
in the same bed as my dad, I would have
woke up with an elephant tusk draped over my head.
There's no way I'm sharing a bed with my dad.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I know. That's why you share with your brother.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You just can't do that after falling out for seven
years and then you hop into bed that easily.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean ray, because like when we went to Boston,
I think Batter's Box and my dad shared a bed
and I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Ah, hey, everybody's bat a what if everybody and I'm
staring at bed that night.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
With my dad. I don't know why Batter's Box didn't
share a bed with me. Very weird. Maybe he missed
that comfort, I don't know. But the fact that your
dad and sister shared a room awkward. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Let me start with the drunk driver, thank you. Not
an actual drunk driver. It was just a headline. But
it was pretty tight when they arrived with their flight
because they only had an hour and a half till
the game started.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I was there for hours already. It's chilling.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I had all the time in the world I'm walking
all around Camerica and Ford Field.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So you went to the hotel left with like you
left the airport, but I couldn't check in. Oh dropped
the bags?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, one of those bag drop and they're cutting it close.
And so it's about twenty minutes till the game and
I find a shuttle that's at free at the hotel
where at oh nice, and the dude goes, hey, I
can get you there by six. I got to drop
off a wedding party, brother, sister, dad and Boomer. I'll
get there. And we got maybe fifteen minutes. The shuttles out.
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He's delivering this wedding party. And before he left to
do the wedding party, he promised me. He goes, I
go hey, I can get an uber. I'll pay twenty dollars.
I just want to make sure we're there for the
first pitch. He goes, hey, I promise you. He goes,
when you rhyde with the captain always on time. He
was like, oh, I can promise you ride with the captain. Ah, hi,
you there a BOYT six forty And he kept saying that,
(15:31):
So I tell my family.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I go hey.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
He told me he'll have this there by first pitch.
It was so important to get there by first pitch.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Well, he rolls up. It was six thirty three, seven.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Minutes till the game.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You're not making it. Drunk driver, This dude we hop in.
He's got his little old stare to mean the Captain.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
When you ride with the Captain, He wasn't drunk, guys,
It was just a title. This is how he was driving.
You ride with the Captain, Yeah, always on time. We
get to a stop sign, blows through it, and we're
off to the races. We come to a blood red
light runs through it. He looks back at us. What
happens in the car, you guys, don't tell nobody about
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when you ride with the Captain.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He goes to a left hand turn lane. There's a
car sitting there, not moving. He makes his own left
hand turn lane, goes in front of that car, stops traffic,
and pulls in. When you ride with the Captain, anything
can happen. He's heading Nick America. There's one street, Brush Street.
The assholes tore out of it, so he had to
cut around a little bit. Finally he's going down Brush Street.
(16:41):
Traffic jam. You're not going, bro pulls up on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I am not kidding.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I am not kidding, and starts going around cars and
drops us off a block from the stadium at six
thirty eight. When you ride with we give him a
twenty dollar bill, pat him on the back. We gave
him a five. I hit him with the twenty later,
pat him on the back. He goes, Guys like I
already said, don't ever tell the hotel that I drove
(17:09):
like that. But I told you i'd have you here
at in time. You ride with the Captain, anything can happen.
We get out, get into the check in line. He
had us there by the first pitch.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Wow, were you not freaking out when he's driving like this?
Because it seems, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
They said the lady behind us was gripping the seat terrified.
But then they said after she was so scared, she
tipped him twenty dollars too. And he ran one blood
red light, one stop sign, went illegally on a left hand,
honked about four or five times, and pulled up on
the sidewalk. Five heavily illegal things he did. The title
(17:47):
was drunk driver.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Man, that's pretty good. And you walk in the stadium
where were your seats.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well before we walked into the stadium to get there
on time. It was a bagline, a non bagline. We
get in the non bagline. There's no line there. Why
not perfect, We'll be We got two minutes. Sister, after
we've already starting to check in. I have a bag though, Oh,
but it's a fanny pack, and I go, hey, just
start giving up me stuff from the fanny pack I'm
putting into my cargo shorts, giving stuff to Boomer, giving
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stuff to Burt. So she's got an empty fanny pack
and I was like, just make it look like it's empty,
you know, they just wanted, you know. And so she
goes up to the guy and she goes, I got this,
I don't know. And he goes, well, why did you
bring an empty bag? And she goes, I don't know,
just in case I get something in there. He's like,
come on, I'll get on through.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wow. And it wasn't clear.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No oh, and I had it all with my cargo pants.
So we got in and the first thing we hear
is Boo triple off the wall first pitch of the game.
Atlanta Braves Tigers end up losing the game ten to
one and they bring in a utility player. We're just
sit we uh third base line the first game, and
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then the second game we're on the first base line.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well, this is only the first game. We're at the
first game right now, ten rows up, any foul balls
close at.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
We the first game all over the place. It was unreal.
We had ten balls hit at us. Wow, within one
of them was right behind us, and the guy sitting
behind me had got it. He ran up a couple
more rows and got it, but he was right there
and I looked at it.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's legit.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, So if you want foul balls first and third,
even though they have those nets, it still comes over
it all the time. And every time the players get
off the field, they always throw one up both teams.
So you're getting two balls thrown in every inning, and
they can reach you because they just have to make
it over the net there.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
So were you past third base or at third base?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
So when Akuna comes home run and did all this stuff,
he was looking at me when he was coming towards
third base and I did the driver thing thumbs down,
Maria Vidiot it we put it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
On the Instagram. It's what I'm talking about. So yeah,
we did.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Acuna respond to that, No, but my dad went on
this huge die tribe in the family text threat about
how inconsidered it was that Akuna did the he covered
his ears around first base. When he got to second,
they do the bird fly, yeah, and then he rounds second,
and then he does like the eurostep, and then once
he gets to third, he does a stutter step and
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then he gets around a home plate and that.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Is when he does.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
There's one other thing that he does that might just
be the celebrating with his teammates or something, but there
was like four or five things he does.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Around and your dad hated it. It's a little excessive.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I gotta admit it took him a minute to round
the entire bases.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Hey, when you got nothing to play for, you hit
a home run, let's celebrate.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
But yeah, I thought it was pretty So guys, you
got a purser bag or something like that, just empty
the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You go, why do I have this? Or what won better?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I almost thought, why not wrap it around my knee
and act like it's a brace, oh because it's empty,
or just.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Put your shirt over it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, you didn't want to conceal it though, you kind
of wanted to make it look like you just didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh that's a bag. Oh I was using it as
this because clear bag policy. Usually at most stadiums, you
would to and they could have said, oh, you can
either keep it, or you can take it back to
your car, you can throw it in the trash. It's
like when I went through the the TSA checkpoint at
the airport. I wasn't even thinking, dude, rookie mistake. But
I filled up my water bottle before I left home,
and it was my nice lark this one right here.
(21:09):
And I get through and they pull my bag to
the side and I'm like what. She goes, you got
water in here, and I'm like, oh, I do. You're right,
So I'm so taught. Sorry, I'm just kind of tired
right now. She goes, you have two options. You can
throw it away or you can go back and pour
it out. I'm like, well, I'm not gonna throw this away.
(21:30):
So she has to walk me back through the security
gate and then says, all right, you gotta go pour
it out, and I'm like, where am I going to
pour it out? And I'm only find a little trash
can underneath the conveyor belt. So I pull it out
and I dumped the almost gallon of water in there. Googoo,
look look, look glog, look glue glue. Then I have
to get back in line for TSA checks, you know,
to get screened. And then I see they have a
(21:51):
bin there where you're supposed to pour your water. My bad.
So whoever changes that trash, it's gonna be a big
old bag full of water, my fault.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But yes, go ahead, and you now don't have to
take your shoes off and you can get on, so
you do still have to get rid of the water.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Right, That's why I was confused. I forgot they changed
the shoes, not the water.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
The game, fine, whatever, But then after the game, we
decided to go out in Detroit. Yeah, the streets, the
butt's torn out of all the streets. They're trying to
make this Greek town. So it's fences and mud puddles
and culvert sticking out of the ground and uncovered wires.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
So we go to this one place it's called Basket Robbins.
Oh it's ice cream coldstone, okay, And I'm like, hey,
if there's one thing they can't screw up and we're
not gonna go there. The hotel or at my sister
didn't look at like the surrounding streets. Yeah, there's two
strip clubs right behind us. There was Dream and there
was Gentlemen's Entertainment. Oh, my dad goes. There was music
(22:49):
going till three and there was disco lights. And I go, yeah,
that was a strip club.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Did dad go?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
He said, oh, he said he couldn't sleep at all.
And I go, he goes at three am at stopped
and I said, well, that's when the ladies were all off.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
You know, they weren't lapping anymore. Way to go, muff
good good research. So that was that.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
But then we did ice cream that same night and
go up there. It's like ten thirty. They close at eleven. Hey,
we're gonna do three shakes and called a night night
cap it. We're not doing shakes anymore. What's up in
the minus says you guys got shakes and the ice
cream stuff?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, I'm not doing shakes anymore. I get it.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
They clean the machine and it's twenty minutes before closing
and they're not doing shakes anymore. And the one guy
at the machine who responded to me that Boomer and
Rob ended up getting like ice cream cones. Oh but
I can't ring you up? Uh, Sarah, can you ring
them up? I guess he had already like checked out
for the day and he's just chewing at the cash register.
(23:48):
What hey, viz, Hey guys, listen. I wanted to give
de Troy just like the best cred and make it
all legit and everything like that. I can't even get
a shake when you don't close for twenty minutes and
his worker isn't even a worker. He's got a purse
back across his chest and he's moonlighting. I don't know
what he was doing, but he wasn't cleaning the machine.
He wasn't making my mishake. And then there was just
(24:08):
like Gallivanton instead of checking people. It made no sense,
no seats in there. So I'm just gonna get an
ice cream cone and heat.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
It and walk the streets of Detroit.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
The bad idea, uneven sidewalks and doing all this construction
with a batter's helmet with ice cream in it. It's
gonna melt all over my face and drop down my crotch,
like terrible idea. I didn't get an ice cream cone,
so Boomer and Rob did my dad. We got my
dad one. We took it back to the room. They
all did, but I didn't like they didn't have my shake.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I did gelato back at the hotel. How was that phenomenal?
I think we stayed like a four star place.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
WHOA, Yeah, didn't realize that. Yeah, it was legit.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I mean odd of the dancers behind us.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
But other than that, the hotel was funny. You see
any of them coming to and from their cars.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
No, but it was a wedding party. So it was
the weirdest dynamic at the hotel. You had the wedding party,
you had tigers drunk fans, and then you had there
was sixty year old people that look like the retired
community of Detroit would just go to the lobby and drink.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
So it was weirdest, like uh, like a mix of people.
Ray and melting pot is what you're searching for.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, nuts, Okay, now we're gonna take a break. We're
gonna come back, and we're gonna hear them about more.
Right after this.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right, we have a legal drug. We have Boomer
got shot at and me yelling at a lady. Okay,
the legal drug, guys, I don't want to get political, man,
I don't think we can legalize weed in this country.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Why it's legal there, it's legal in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
People are smoking blunts on the street all over the place. Okay,
totally fine, that's not my point. The Tiger's fan base,
there was thirty forty thousand people at these games.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The crowd was not that loud. There's nothing to be
loud about. You're getting beat ten to one.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
The next day was a hell of a game. Nicholson
got a two run homer outside of the wave that
we did once and Tourkey's two run bomb. The crowd
just chilled, got a tan. There was no standing. Ovation
got two guys on base.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Let's go. I mean there were guys in the front
trying to get everybody else.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Let's go. And then I'm doing it. I'm like, let's go, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
This crowd I think just does the legal drug comes
to the game and jees, I was unimpressed with the crowd.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Was it nerves about blowing the biggest lead? I going
from best record in baseball to outside the playoffs? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I sent this to my dad. The Detroit Free Press
this morning, Tigers can only blame themselves as season collapses. Dude,
Tigers suffered the biggest collapse in sports history. They were
had thirteen games in their division and are now tied
and will most likely be the on the outside looking
(27:16):
in for the playoffs. But yeah, so the crowd, I
just Yankee Stadium, man, you just feel it. You feel
that Titan Stadium not really feeling it Predators game. You
can feel the crowd. I was unimpressed with the crowd. Unimpressed.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Man? Were they smoking weed in the stadium? Can do that,
but they were chit? Yeah, because in Vegas, I don't
think you can smoke weed in the casino, but outside
the casino a lot of people smoking weed, sitting on
the benches out front, smoking weed, walking down the sidewalk
smoking weed. I is one dude.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I go, hey, man, I'm waiting for my family a
little bit. Do you know where I can just get
a beer without going into a restaurant or whatever? And
he goes, no, but I know where you can get
a blunt.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, he's gonna probably sell you one.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
But I mean I'm not like a heavy blunt guy,
so I don't even know what planet I'd have been
on when my parents got his family got there. So
I go, I'm gonna pass on the blunt. Hey man,
I can get you some I can get you some
dope too. No, no, no, if I pass on the blunt,
I'm probably gonna pass in the dope too.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, gotcha he wants a smack. No no, if I
passed on the dope and the blunt, probably don't want smack.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
And then the one guy, this is legit, the one
guy at the hotel has said I can get you
weed or I can get you mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh, and I'm like, which guy? What did he do
at the hotel?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, he was just on the bench to the side
of it. I'm saying goodbye to my family. Oh you
know one of those is on Sunday. Yeah, or I
mean it happened multiple times. Got one of the ones
that comes to mind just randomly grabs me. At six
pm on a Saturday night, son's still out.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hey man, you need weed, I can get you weed.
I can use you mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm gonna do mushrooms at six pm.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'll be in the Lake, Ontario. Dude. Well, some people
do like doing him at six pm because they're about
to go out.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But I mean, it wasn't even like I was in
a dirty part of town out at two am, Bros.
Six pm, people are going to dinner. There's a wedding party.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Hey man, I get you weed, I get you shrooms.
Can I do them both at the same time. We'll
be on mad. I don't see the warning label on here?
Do you have that from the FDA?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, bro, you know where I can just get an na.
Looks like I'm drinking, Like I ain't even trying to
do that. But yeah, so that was the legal drug.
That was my stance on that did not try to
get political. There's two topics left pick your poison. There
is my fight with a lady and there is Boomer
got shot at.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Let's go with your fight with the lady, and then
after that we'll take a break and come back about
getting shot.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Me and Maria Muff we're in line. We're getting my
dad a hot dog at the game. Yeah, at the game.
So my dad he's great, he got the hip surd
he's got hips replaced. Believe he you just get one
or both. Gosh, my mom got one replaced, got maybe
both of them.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No, Matt Liner got both of them. My dad only
got one hip proplas Liner got hip replacement both of them.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Wow, yeah, young I was following his story and give
him my dad information about him. So my dad got
his hip replace. He's great, he can actually move, but
those seats are tight, and it's not great going up
because we sat solo. He's having to climb Mount kil Majar.
We got some food. Yeah, we're Maria was ten, Maria
was two rows up. We were ten rows up.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Rich rich. You guys didn't sit together.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
My sister. It was our fortieth birthday. My sister said,
my mom dropped bands.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, but you didn't sit with your sister.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
She did the first night, day the second one.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Now, okay, so she's sleep with your dad, but not
sit with your dad. Got it.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
She couldn't.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
It was packed, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
We were trying to avoid the biggest collapse.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
When we bought the tickets, we didn't know they.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Were going to collapse.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, but we're in line getting my dad this hot dog,
not like we're waiting on him. We're trying to help
my dad out, So we go get him this hot dog.
Onions mustard, and the lady goes, oh, you can just
stand right here. So it's a line where you pay,
and then you stand in another line to get the
hot dog, the missile, if you will.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, the glizzy pick it up over here, Yes, got it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
So me and my sister go to stand right over here,
and at about the same time, another lady kind of
stands right next to us.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So we're like shoulder and shoulder. Yeah, and so are
we talking third inning, fourth inning.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It's middle of the game, fourth inning, got it. And
it's on Saturday. We're talking two in the afternoon. Hungry
people are just chilling. It's a relaxed crowd. Everybody's enjoying
the local legal drugs.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah. This lady they there's.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
A hot dog and it comes across and it's onions
and mustard for my dad. So I grab it, and
this lady goes, you are so rude. You are so rude.
That is so rude of you. I'm cut. I had
already been with this high crowd for like two days straight,
so I'd been chill for forty eight hours. I'm talking,
I'd been more chill that I've ever been my life.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yep, that is so rude.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Of you, cutter, you cut cut bad boy, and I go,
I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was just getting this hot dog.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
She was, you're a cutter, You're a bad person, and
I go go in front of me.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I didn't know what I did.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
And my sister goes, well, apparently it was like an
organized line, and she goes, but you and that lady
kind of got in line at the same time. But
it wasn't a well, it was a Remember, it's a
very chill crowd, so you cut, so there's just people
standing around, not and I mean, what are the odds?
Somebody ordered an onion mustard dog out of the four
(32:37):
people that were standing there, very low, and when you're chill,
you're not really organized in a line.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It wasn't like we're in school. This line was.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Kind of zigzagged, so I couldn't really tell if I
was in front or she was in front.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
And what are the odds?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Lady Yeller eats the same kind of hot dog that
my dad does.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's a little weird.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Still in my head, ringing you're a bad boy, cutter,
you're a bad person, just yelling at me, and I'm
not even going back at her I'm what I was
like whispering at her.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm like, oh my, I'm so sorry. Did you give
her the missile? So she got the missile and she
was was so rude. Bad boy. I was just like,
spank myself. I'm a bad boy.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
How do you fight with a woman that's like forty
five years old screaming in your face? Cut her, bad boy,
you're a five.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
You are forty. It's not like I like, she's so
old it doesn't have the same ring. No, you're the
same age.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
She might have been fifty five then. But my sister
was there. She said, nothing, it's weird guys folded like
a long chair.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So I got yelled at my a lady, that's bad, dude.
Hey Detroit does not sound like a good city. Hey,
next Boomer got shot at. We'll take a break when
right back.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
All right, this one's bad. And I don't know if
a police report was filed. Maybe this is it getting filed.
But we're in the lobby and we're having a meal
after the second game. Parent, dad and sister and brother
and Boomer are leaving in an.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Hour, so we won't. They're leaving Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
They were there twenty four hours, two games, Wam bam,
thank you man, A couple pork missiles back to the
North and I chilled that night there because I couldn't
get a flight out. Wow, I know dropped a couple bands,
but we reunited the family. So anyways, we're in the
lobby eating a great four star Michelin meal.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
It was phenomenal. What did I have? What did Dad have? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
We had grilled cheese. Wow, it was a delicacy. She
ten D's were Burgers was like Angus Burgers. Was Boomer
and Bert.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Muff muff, muff muff. She have a salad muff.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I apologize, don't remember what she had.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
But we're doing waters, we're doing cokes, Die cokes, and
we're doing coke.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Huh die cokes. Got it.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
And thirty minutes before their flight, whoa, And we're in
the most relaxed Michelin lobby of our hotel and we.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Hear oh oh oh, and Boomer goes out out you
got shot.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Boomer got shot by a piece of glass.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The bar keep had a box. Guys, this may be
the police report getting filed right now. The barkeep had
a box of wine that was twenty bottles. The bullet
went through there and the shattered bottom of the box
fell out. All the wine bottles hit the ground at
(36:01):
the same time. And oh, and we all looked back.
A shard of glass drilled Boomer in the back of
the leg. Oh, he was impaled in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
And you thought the worst when you when you heard
the boom.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
So they got the crime scene tape out. Nobody come
over here, closed it off. Bar keeps over.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
There handling it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
There was a kid that ended up going into the
crime scene and the bar keeper like shoot him back, like, no, no,
you're not let No, it was a wedding guest. He's
dang wedding guests and old people and and drunk tigers fans.
Kid tries to run into the crime scene. Barkeep gets
him back and there were still shard shards. Boomer never
drew blood, but was impaled in Detroit on Brush Street,
(36:54):
right next to eight mile. So glad he's okay, I'll
net That sound will never leave me, Ow, Boomer. Boomer,
I got hit by a piece of glass in the
back of.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
My foot, Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Didn't even draw blood, but out of all of us,
it shot twenty feet and hits Boomer.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Dude, I know the pane of glass. Man, I had surgery,
so don't like, oh, it's just a shard of glass.
It shot. No, that's real deal, Holy Field, that's scary stuff.
I'm glad he's okay.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Guys, tell us which what are the stories? Was your
favorite illegalized drug? Boomer got shot a drunk driver? Ray
fights a woman or I fought a woman. I mean,
Boomer's gonna have PTSD. Now can you give me a recap?
Like Detroit as a city?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Is it back? Is it still trash? What is it?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Well, let me tell you this, guys, And this is
no sensationalizing. I went for a on Saturday morning, two
miles all across the city. Whoa, they're first of all,
they've torn the ass out of about five different roads
that go around four Field. In Camerica. It's all downtown,
which is cool. Yeah, that's cool. It's walkable, just like Nashville.
But they they're trying to create this Greek town and
(38:18):
it's not opening till they say twenty twenty six. Guys,
that ain't gonna be ready un till twenty twenty nine.
It is fifteen feet dug down culverts, wires, bunch of
beer cans that people throw after the games into this ditch.
It doesn't look like there was no construction work while
we were there. I think they're going to be far
behind schedule, so they're trying to revamp that little area.
(38:41):
But right now you have to walk in a maze
of chain link fence, and if something's right across the
street from you, you have to walk five blocks left,
four blocks to the right and go around all these
holes in the ground that they have dug because they're
trying to create a Greek town. So not convenient, not
convenient at all to where I just went the alleys
by the strip club, you know, for convenience, obviously. Yeah,
(39:04):
and that's how I went the back door to the creamery.
To where did we go to dunkin Donuts? I go, Muff,
we don't even have to go these main roads because
the ass is torn out of the roads.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I said, let's go.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
The best route is through the strip club, and they
are over and behind these businesses, so then we would
go in the alley way to these businesses. What about homelessness,
it's bad, I explained it to Muff. I said, when
I was on my run. Usually you run around Nashville,
you'll see a beer can, You'll see.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
A white claw.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, Detroit, you see a bottle like rubbing alcohol. You'll
see a lot of shots. You see a lot of
mini bottles of fireball. You'll see what's like the cheapest
bottle of vodka.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Skull. You'll see skull.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wrapped in a brown paper bag on the ground. And
then I mean I walked over a couple of people,
So man.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
So safewise safe? Not safe?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I mean there were a pile of cops.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, so I would say safer.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Except for the guy, like, you know, freaking accosting me,
trying to get me to buy drugs. You're not getting
that in Nashville, no, because I'm not a couple offers
I got within a twenty four hour period. And you're
not gonna walk out with your girl just because of
the road being all torn up.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It's not very sexy. I took a picture.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
It looked like Boomer was walking next to a construction
site with his ice cream. He was about to trip
over a power cord.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Like, all right, well that was Detroit, man, But.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I'm telling you twenty twenty eight Greektown will be legit,
it's gonna be awesome. Because Maria said from her hotel
room she actually saw palm trees on a roof somewhere
that like, there was an adjacent to the strip club,
but she didn't know if the disco lights were coming
from the palm trees or if it was coming from
the side tape, you know, side stage.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Are you sure the palm tree wasn't your dad's. No, no, no, no,
it wasn't. Okay, that wasn't him.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
But I told Bazer, I go, hey, the street is
so bad to walk down because of all the construction everything,
and they're trying to create this. I said, I've I
have to go this back route around, and she goes, well,
if the back route is the easiest one and you're
don't have anything to do, you could go to the
strip club. Like, because I was telling her at night,
(41:33):
I really didn't feel safe walking around this construction site
because you you, it was so narrow you were either
going to fall into a ditch, fall into a fence,
or somebody could hide around a corner in jack you
And I said, honestly, the safest street is the one
that leads to the strip club, and she said, if
you wanted to go to what you could?
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Did you go?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
No? I looked inside and I it was uh, I
honestly think I saw a guy dancing. All right, so
I think they I think it was.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
A male and female review.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
If you guys could look it up, it's called like
the So there's Dream strip Club and then there's like
Gentlemen's Club strip club. I think the Gentleman's Club one
might also have males. And so I just didn't want
to go in there.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Got it? And then get you know, get turned on? Well, no,
you know, you're just get hard. I'm not trying to
get proposition by a dude. God. Oh, I see what
you're saying, got it? Got it? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
But and I just didn't feel like he's that safe.
I roll solo.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
We said, such a wholesome family moment. And then that
night I go to the strip clubs, you know, I
go to the titter.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's yeah, that's bad. Yeah all right, man, Well my
voice is going, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
We gotta go like, oh, what last Tammas you have
of your family? Like saying goodbye to them? You guys
all at the game together instead of you know, cinnamons instead.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Of Bill's bulge. Man, I'm not meal talk tomorrow. You
gotta get that steroid shot. YEA, a steroid shot. That's
how good I am at audio. Guys.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I knew something was wrong with it six hours ago.
You gotta end it.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
You got to gotta I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
I gotta go, guys, truck drivers and you guys are
out there, let me know because I'm now I'm curious
if that Gentleman's Club off a Brush Street in downtown
Detroit is that one the male strip club?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Is it male and female?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I'm pretty sure Dream is strictly female. I'm just curious
if I would have gone I was allowed to. I'm
not like, she's my mom. But Baser said, you know what,
if you're bored, go to strip club. I'm just curious
what I have been, what I have been impressed. I didn't.
I didn't go in the door. It was a twenty
dollars cover. You can't just do peak SE's. I'm just curious.
One of those things that I miss out. The lights
were going till three am. Dad couldn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
He said.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
They finally shut it down though, But yeah, I mean,
it's like all right, my dad, or strobe blights all
night long? Well, I mean, dad, strobe blights are it
wasn't wasn't a bar, Yeah, the bar last night people
were out drinking.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
They weren't drinking, dad.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
If there were strobe blights it was it was sugar.
She was dancing, trying to earn ends meet, you know,
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