June 28, 2024 • 48 mins
In this episode Ray and Lunchbox discuss how technology is disrupting their lives and nobody seems to be able to fix it. Lunchbox threw a joke out there that wasn't well received by the person on the other end and why can't people be respectful when they can't make it to a game.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was waiting for payday, man Payday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Stupid dumb ass betting app pisses me off too. It's like,
you deposit, I deposit let's say, last Friday, and then
it puts the date of this Wednesday, so then it
looks like I just gambled on Wednesday, and then Bazer goes, oh, oh,
I just saw the checking account. Oh you've been gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean, actually, technically I deposited a week ago, but
the stupid ass site decides to delay it. It takes
it from my account immediately. Yeah, it's small soapbox, but
then it puts it that it the transaction happened two
days ago. Nope, I'm pretty sure I haven't bet in
like five days. Okay, I rest my case.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't understand what you're angry about, but I understand that. Yes.
Sometimes it's sort of like when you charge your credit
card in the uber. You rode in the uber on Wednesday,
and the charge doesn't show up till Friday, and it's like, well,
why were you taking an uber on Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No, no, I took an uber on Wednesday from the airport,
but it doesn't show up till Friday. I didn't actually
get in the uber on Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thank you, I rest my case, but not fully. Also,
when you go to a restaurant or a bar, it
puts fifty five dollars charge, but it won't put the
tip on there for four days later. But the tip
was factored in immediately. Why can I not see that
total that next morning when I wake up hungover?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Also question, why does sometimes you look at your bank account,
it's like, okay, you spent fifty four dollars at this restaurant.
Then the next line is twelve dollars from that restaurant.
They don't do it in one transaction. Sometimes they do
it in two transactions, so they put the tip separately.
Explain it to me that I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
The other one is, so say we see in the
this is a pretty close to example. You see in
the account eight hundred dollars. Baserwill pay a couple things electricity, water, sewage,
still says eight hundred dollars. Then she'll pay garbage eight
hundred dollars. So then I log in, we got eight
(01:56):
hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I'm gambling baby, Oh no, no, no, no,
there's five things I've paid for that hasn't gotten removed
yet from the checking account, so the system in our
checking account isn't advanced enough the second you pay for
something to subtract it from that total, so I know
the exact amount of money in my account. They're setting
you up to overdraft.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, I don't know why they do that. I don't
understand because sometimes I'll submit a reimbursement for work and
I will say, okay, yeah, blah blah blah. We went
to iHeart and Austin and I'm like, all right, yeah,
this is the weekend I put the dates were there,
and then I put my Uber receipt and they're like,
that is not in the dates that you were there,
and I'm like, dude, I can't help what the like
(02:41):
how it comes through the transaction two days later like
it was obviously in Austin. I live in Nashville. It
was like you can tell that I didn't go down
there for a separate trip like a day later after
I came back. And then I have to fill out
a form that says this is why it says that
it's like guys, common sin.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And also why to never share an account. Guys, this
should be the explanation. So I don't get to see
the savings account. The account is in both of our names,
Raymonds Sisson and Laura Sison, and she sees our checking account.
I see our checking account, she sees our savings account.
(03:21):
I don't see our savings account. For all I know,
we don't even have a savings account. So when you
log in, the savings account doesn't show up when you log.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
In, correct.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And we went to the banker and we said, hey,
it doesn't show up that I have a savings account.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
There's some glitch in the system, so you're probably gonna
have to start a new account. Okay, So then we
would cancel this entire thing, transfer our small amount of
money over it probably pretty easy. You can do it
in one transaction, and then the savings account's got to
get transferred over all because there's a glitch in the system.
To this day, I still don't see the savings account.
(03:55):
So I send her a text, Hey, how's the savings
account looking. I don't have access to it. I coach
technology and sometimes there's advancements and sometimes we regress. I'm
blown away by.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It right now, daycare, dude, we have a little code box.
You type in a code. Boom boom boom, check your
kid in, and we have three kids. Boom boom boom,
check them in, and when you go to get them out,
hit your code. Check out, check out, check out. About
a month ago, I go and I type in my
code to check them out, and only two of their
names are on there. Thought I had three. I said,
(04:33):
I don't know if it's a big deal because I
figured this is how you keep your numbers. But it
only has two of my kids here, So can I
check the third one out? And they're like, yeah, it's
kind of a glitch. We're working on it. We'll get
it back up and run out. I'm like, cool, yeah,
well guess what I went yesterday. It's been over a month.
I still only got two kids on there, so their
numbers are off every single day. There is no way
(04:56):
they know what how many kids are at that school
because one of my is unaccounted for every time I
drop him off at school.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, you just want up me. That's actually terrifying. But
if something happens, blame it on a glitch and they're
just like, oh, we're working on it. Well a month later,
guess what we haven't fixed it. Yeah, banker, if my
wife leaves me and just fy, I have no accessor
I can't even see the savings account, it's just a glitch.
So what happens when my wife runs to Mexico and
I'm trying to get access to the savings account that
(05:25):
I don't ever see or it doesn't even exist in
my account? Oh, it's just a glitch.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hey, go to the divorce lawyer. So do you guys
have any accounts? Yeah, we have a saving account. Well,
why don't you pull me up the pull that up
for me, coach? Sorry, sir, Well, actually I can't pull
it up. So you're telling me that she's the only
one that has access to that account.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm sorry, that's her account.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Then, yeah, that's bad news. Man. It looks like she's
only one that can get money from that account. That's
gonna be hard to prove in court.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And then don't even get me started on our payment
system here at work. If you want to log in
to see a paytub, Oh my god, I've told Laura this.
She goes, She goes, Hey, why can't you just pull
it up on your phone? You don't understand. At work,
we have to go through about eight different loggings. Now
they have it on a separate portal. You click on
that portal, you click five times to finally reveal your
(06:12):
pay stub, and then it's in Morris code.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You can't freak code. I go, hey, regular, pre post update, downsize,
what what? What held? All these categories? What are you
getting paid for? Ray?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I also get one cold.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No uh endorsement, But then they don't tell you which
endorsements you're getting paid for, so you don't even know
if you got paid what you're supposed to get paid.
Because if you're doing a commercial for this place or
this place, the salespeople just put it in there and
you don't know. Okay, then I get paid all of them.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know, But then they The thing that really
got me was a separate portal from the portal. So
we go into one portal, then we have to teleport
to another portal, and then finally to a third portal
to finally once we portalize. But if you need something
from a year before, typically from taxes, you then have
to de portal to another portal. Sometimes technology bend you
(07:09):
over takes a two by four and sticks it right
up your ass.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And it doesn't feel good. And I try to.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Explain that to my wife and she thinks I'm making
it up.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You want to hear another technology story.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And I tell her, Honey, I'm sore. Why do you
think I'm walking weird?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That two by four didn't feel good. I went to
a home improvement store the other day.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh, welcome man, happy to do it? How was happy
and healthy?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And that's a different store, that's it's shuddering.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah. I saw they're shuddering a lot of locations. That's
not happy and healthy. That is depressing and sad. And
I am looking for this new I need a new
faucet for the sink. And I find it on the
website and it says it's seventy four dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a good price. I find it on the aisle
ray it's made.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All gold, and it tells you it's on isle five
in ten cool perfect, go get it there. It's one
hundred and ten dollars. It's a damn good drink. And
I'm like, well, that doesn't make much sense. So I
walk up to the customer service desk and I mean
I literally type in the upc code off the box
(08:19):
and it pulls up exactly so it's the same one.
I know it's the same one. I do it twice
to double check my work. And I go up to
the count and I said, man, I'm a little confused.
I said, on the website it says it's seventy four dollars.
Now in the aisle says it's one hundred and ten dollars.
She goes, let me take a look at that. Sure,
(08:39):
She grabs a box, looks at my phone. She goes,
other different products. No, And I'm like, huh. She goes yeah.
I said, said no, no, no, I typed in the
UPC code and I would it's the same thing, she goes,
I said, She goes, no, she looks at it. She goes, no,
it's definitely a different product. This one's different than the
(09:01):
one you have on your phone. And I said, okay, we'll
tell me the difference. She goes, well, I don't know
what the difference is, but they're obviously different. That was
the answer. That was the answer I got, so thank you.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, that is not
a resolution to my problem. That is not the Then
tell me what is different literally. She just goes, Oh,
(09:22):
they're obviously. I mean they're different. I mean I can't
tell you why they're different, but they're different.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Got one more good one for you, So then, oh,
damn it, we're.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Instead of buying it, I had to order it online
and have them ship it to my house.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Delayed four weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I get a fan from a big box store. I
don't want to name it, beautiful store, beautiful place. Just
got even more products from there. Absolutely love them. Don't
know if we're partners with them at the radio show.
That's a disclaimer I need to say. And it's a
fan for thirty five dollars mark down though, no less
twenty five dollars. It is a hell of a fan.
It's got Wi Fi. He tells you the temperature of
your room is.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, So it's almost some seem like a steal. We
get it immediately, buy it, go out the door. I
look at the receipt a little bit closer. It says
instead of thirty five or twenty five, says thirty five dollars,
ten dollars. So I say, I'm a I'm kind of weird.
I'll gamble. But when it comes to people taking money
from a good man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Not happening.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, oh, it's worth going back inside for the ten
dollars exactly. So I go to a receipt lady that's
on the corner. She was doing her job. I said, hey,
this is it's thirty five dollars. I was charged. I
need twenty five. She goes, oh, I can't do that,
but she checks receipts, so don't really know what she
can help with. If she can't help with that, she goes,
you need to find somebody with the red shirt on. Perfect.
First guy fine with the red shirt, Hey man, you
got a red shirt on? And he goes, uh no,
(10:39):
I'm actually just a father. So it needed to be
a person with a label, yea name tag. And so
then I go to another guy and I say, hey,
got overcharge. Watch I do this. Yep, it's a red
shirt guy. But you're gonna need to find that guy
right next to the redsters. He can type it all
in perfect. So I go up to that guy and
I'm like, hey man, I got overcharged. Over there it
said twenty five, and the receipt it says thirty five.
(11:01):
I hate to be a stickler. Sorry about that goes man,
that is weird. Let me go get my manager. Oh god, bro,
we're about four or five deep. This is the worst
wait for the twist. So the manager comes over. I've
already dealt. It's been about ten minutes. Baser's waiting out
ninety degrees on.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So you're doing a dollar a minute right now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So she thinks I'm doing the lord's work, and she's like,
that is so sweet. I A'm getting this ten dollars.
Of course, I'm gonna do that. Family man, family dad, soon.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
To be dad.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She's not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So anyways, I then go to the manager, and the
manager's looking at the receipt. Were now at about twelve
minutes looking at the receipt. He's now itemizing it. The receipt.
Here's hot. It says thirty five, but right below that
it says minus ten dollars discounts. We actually didn't overcharge you.
The receipt's correct, even though five people looked at it
(11:49):
and had no idea that it said ten dollars discount.
All right, Hey fucks, that's why he always look closely
at the over re seat.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh dude, when I used to wear her Randalls. It's
a grocery store. It's in Austin.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, I met the whole staff, beautiful people.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
This reminded me that because we had this thing called
the Remarkable Card, which is here's something that's I guess
they do it for advertising reasons so they can market
to you. You got to sign up for this card
to get cheaper prices on your grocery. Makes sense, so
they can mail you stuff. Now I realize it now
that I just said it out loud. When I was younger,
I was like, why not just give everybody the same price? Anyway,
(12:32):
this is stupid. And this guy comes into my line
and he I ring up a loaf of bread.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh you were a cart guy.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No at Randalls. I this is Randalls. This is before,
This is before Sam's Club. I started at Randalls when
I was fifteen. I was a bagger, had to wear
a white shirt, couldn't work the cash register, couldn't do
the baylor. Only worked certain amount hours a week. All that.
Once I turned sixteen, they put me on the register.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So you were working before sixteen.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, because I was. I was fifteen, a little bit
like maybe fifteen and a half, fifteen and a quarter
maybe I do know somewhere in there. And I looked
at my dad and I said, man, I can't wait
till next summer when I turned sixteen, and you get
me a car. And without hesitation, he goes, you better
get a job because we ain't buying you a car.
(13:26):
So I said, man, where can I work? And I
had an older brother named Batter's Box? What if everybody
it's a batter's box here? He was working at the
Randalls and I was like, man, I think you can
get me a gig there. And I went up there
and saw Roul goal Van and David Fecac and I said, boys,
(13:48):
this is my little brother. This is what my brother said.
H he's looking for a job. Do you guys hire
fifteen year old? They said, we actually have a program
where they wear a white shirt so people know they're
underage and they can't do certain things. And they hired
me and my dad would have to drive me to
and from work down there at the Randalls on Balconi's
and I worked there from when I was fifteen. That
way I could buy a car when I turned sixteen.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Dude, we just became informative. Fifteen's out there there you go,
you can get jobs.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You can get a job. And I did get Randalls
in trouble because I worked more hours than I was
supposed to do one week, and they got a little fine.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Uh yeah, you worked twelve hours this week. You're only
supposed to work four.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah. And Felix was a bagger. He was hilarious older dude,
like in his seventies, hilarious dude. And I don't know why.
I mean, he was just chilling. He'd like to work
and he had had fun. And he'd always be like, Hey,
you want to see me a baby picture of mine?
He goes, but you can't laugh. I'm like, all right, dude,
I'm thinking he's gonna show me a real baby picture.
(14:43):
He shows me. This baby picture is a little goodness.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's him with his balls up chicking.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's a huge penis. Every time, Hey, I laugh and
he goes. He said you wouldn't laugh, man, and you
get me. I mean, I was like, dang, Felix, But
they do any more.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Felix.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No, Hey, Felix, rest in peace. There's no way he
still lot resting.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Piece of that joke too, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Because he was like seventy then, so there's no way.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But that's hr. Hey, Amy, I got a funny joke
for you. Want to see me as a kid, it's
you naked.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I mean so anyway, I'm working the cash register
and these people with their remarkable cards, you know what
I mean, Like it takes it all off at the
end or whatever. If they don't give you the card.
It's like, oh my gosh, this dude the bread rang
up ten cents too much because he didn't give me
a remarkable card. And he grabs that loaf of bread
and goes, man, this is supposed to be ten cents.
(15:32):
Like this, you're overcharge me by ten cent. He throws
the freaking loaf of bread at me. I said, do
you have a remarkable card? He's like yeah. I was like, well,
you didn't give it to me. I scan it and
then the ten cent came off. Reminded me of your
story one hundred percent. I was just like that remarkable,
remarkable card got people so mad because it And then anyway,
if anybody didn't have it, I just scanned the one
(15:52):
that's there, like who cares well?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And also people that props him from recognizing the bread.
The overcharge you. There's no way you're able to look
at sixty different items one hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But people, some people stare at that screen and watch back. Whoa, whoa,
that milk said three dollars. Back there it said two fifty. Man,
all right, can I get a price check? Register three?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
And is it worth it? Price and time?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
There's that sure, And then you hold up the line
and everybody's sitting there and you're sorry about this, ma'am.
That's okay, it's okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll be back
in a minute. Man. Yeah. It's sort of like when
I worked at Sam's and people and I had to
go get some off the shelf, like if something was open,
or if they needed a price check, if I couldn't
find in the store, I'd just stay back there. And
(16:40):
finally I'm like, eventually, after about ten minutes, there's no
way they're still there. They figure something else out, and
I'd go wander back up and they'd be going.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Dude, you know what they say?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
They go, oh, it's not scanning. You know how much
this was one? Do you just go with the dollar?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I think it was like a dollar fifty. Okay, that
sounds good to me. I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm getting like a bolt thing of a coffee maker
for baser, I mean easily with three dollars. I think
it shout a dollar. I don't. I don't want to
be lying. I believe you.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, that sounds good. Dollar sounds good.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Uh, And we'll take a break. We need to do
the intro. Brings down the show.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, we need to start the show man.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Switch them up, guys, switch them up, Arno, let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Reay.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Give me that two by four reading mass. We like
that feelings? What all right? We're gonna do it live? Oh,
the one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Sore losers? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up, y'all?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
They call me Splinter, not from Ninja Turnles, but because
I like a two by four mass? Interesting? What up y'all?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
It says.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And I'm from the North. I'm an Now. I live
in the north side of Nashville with Bayser. My wife,
she's a Broadway girl, took her north outside the city.
Now we're in the outskirts. We are starting a family.
We live in the country white picket fence. I have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two two point five kids. Someday,
not today, not tomorrow or the next day. And yeah,
out there it's ranchers, farmers. There's crops, raspberries, tomatoes, strawberries, cabbage, lettuce, pumpkins, wheat, corn.
(18:24):
I hope I nailed them all. Shout out to all
the farmers. Coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I guess I could have tied this in when I
was talking about daycare, and I could have told my
story about how my humor is not for everybody. Because
there's a new person running the daycare, like the other
person moved or whatever. So they promoted someone to the
new head of the daycare, new Chance. And they've only
been the new head of the daycare for like a
week registrar. And so I thought I'd be funny, hello headmaster,
(18:55):
because I'm walking into the daycare and I see her
at the front desk and I'm a's like, I'm on
my phone. I'm like, yeah, I don't know what it
is with this daycare, but I'd say in the last
couple of weeks it's really gone downhill. Oh they didn't
think those and I hang, and I'm like, all right, yeah,
I gotta go, I gotta get the boys. But and
she goes, I'm sorry, is there a problem? I said,
(19:18):
what do you mean? She goes, I just overheard you
say that the daycare has gone downhill in the last
few weeks. I mean, is there something I'm you know,
I am new at this, so is there something that
I can do to make sure it's still on the
going in the right direction?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Awkward turtle?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I said, well, yeah, I mean I just thought. She goes,
I mean, give me a chance. I've only been doing
it for like a week.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh sorry, I'm from a morning radio show. I tell jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And then I was like, oh no, no, just joking. I
won't even on the phone. She goes, Oh my gosh,
she goes. I just started getting worried, like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
What. But also, you with three kids, you look like
super dad.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah. But I was just trying to be funny man, like,
you know what I mean, a little joke.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah. See, they got to know that you're sarcastic, got
to know that you do little skits and bits. Average
person be like, oh they're on the phone, what a dick.
Nice You're just gonna talk about my business while you're
in my business.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Right, because most people would probably have that conversation outside,
but I did it right, like as I'm walking in
the lobby. Yeah, I mean, I don't know this dick.
It's really just going downhill in the last week, week
and a half, I'd say, it's just I don't know.
Things are weird.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And you know how you're saying on the golf course
with the boss, how he had the.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Earbudt Oh, you saw him walking in the hallway though, Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He had the earbud in I was I thought he
was talking to me, but he was earbudton and he
was on a conversation one. So people normal now for
people to just have conversations wherever. So that lady probably
just thought it was a normal thing.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's like on the golf course, I forgot when I
saw Jay going dude, dude, boss was on the headphone,
was on the you know, earpiece, and he comes up.
He goes, dude, what's up with your boss? Man? I'm like, waim.
He goes, he ain't got time to like play golf, dude,
Like he's like pacing for like ten minutes over there. Dude,
like everything okay. I'm like, I don't know. He's always
on that he goes. Dude. I try to go up
(20:55):
and say hi to him, and I got the point
to the headphone. I was like, all right, dude, it's
because he doesn't want to say. How to Jake.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What a money thing though? Do with the air bud?
You can it can pick and choose your conversations. You
can just just point to it. Sorry, man, And how
do you have that much battery power? Due my phone's
dead by noon every day?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He must have a supercharger in his pocket or something.
He has a backup pair because he always has it
in his ear. And yeah, yeah, cool cool.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I mean, can't be good for you. I'm not a
doctor or a medical professional. Can't be good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No way.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I've been those waves going through your ear every day
every day. I'll never I've never put the phone out there.
It's always speakerphone, dude.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I speak. I do speakerphone all the time. Now I'm speakerphone.
Or in my wife's car, she has the car phone
whatever the heck it's called trich No you have it now,
No I don't. And the Trailblazer, no, I.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Don't it says it, but it's not in there.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh, yeah, do I have I do have it? You
do have it?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I do have it because Baser called me and he
was coming through the car. Yeah, and I didn't know
how to do it. Yeah, So I I will wait
to have it. I will literally I'm hands free. You
are hands free. I will literally wait until I'm in
my wife's car so I can call people. And also
I have dude, I don't know. Boomer calls me, but
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I don't really talk to my parents or Boomer is
the only people I talked to on the phone. If
you called me, I wouldn't answer it. I'd be I'd say,
what's up? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
On text? Yeah, I talked to my sister, my brother,
I mean very rarely. He's been in my parents, my wife,
and I'll talk to Garrett every once in a while,
Forest every once in a while. That's about it. That's
all I talked to on the phone really pretty much.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You knew who I got a call from the other day,
just Bones when we were playing the Assassin game Move On,
Move On. He called me, dude, no, no move on?
Is that he was trying to move on, move on,
move on.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't know, but yeah. But then I apologize, lady,
and I was just joking. I goes, I'm just so nervous,
you know, I'm new at the job. And I'm like,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, And I also, what a for you to just
go out on a limb The person doesn't even I
mean at the grocery stores, you're feeling people out the
jokes that I understand. Guy, I had a thing of
beer and the guy next to me goes, this whole
grocery store is under They tore the ass out of
it and mixed and matched. Oh yeah, And the guy goes,
so I had beer, but.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
They're under they're open during renovation.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Context clues. I have beer in my hand and he goes,
was the beer cooler not in the in the normal
place where it was last time? Do they need to
move the beer cooler? He saw I had beer, knew
I would understand that joke, and I said, dude, I
know we had a commonality. You didn't do that with
the lady. You had no context clues. You barged in
fake phone call. Oh this place sucks. Aha, Well that
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was funny, Coach. You gotta feel it out I thought
it was funny, Yeah, you were going out on a
big time limb. That she also kind of understood humor.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Right, and that she's not nervous because it's like her
first week and a half on the I thought, you know,
throw a little jab like, get it loosened it up
around there, get some energy in the place, wrong place,
wrong time.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Nothing better in a fake phone call, though.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Fake phone call, man, it's so good. Hey man, Okay,
how's it going?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Cool? See you later.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Point to the airbud. Can't have this conversation.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, not gonna happen. No, Now, I want to talk
about the disrespect. I don't like being disrespected, and disrespect
happened at my soccer game the other night. Right, we
had a storm roll through. We went to the pool.
I showed the kids, Oh yeah, we're gonna go to
the pool today. We're gonna go to the pool today.
Got the kids, got them on their swimsuits. Let's go. Sunscreen.
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If you use the rub on sunscreen, you are a
weird human. The spray, yeah, saves so much time, advent.
It is so much easier. I have no idea which
one is more effective, but the spray is done in
ten seconds. All three kids are let's go to the pool.
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Get to the pool, and I'm like, damn, those clouds
are kind of dark. Um looks like a storm's kind
of rolling in. Guys, I haven't heard from Ray, but
let's go ahead and get in the pool. We get
in the pool. Six minutes later, my wife's like, uh no,
we gotta go, gotta go. My my alerts are going
off on my phone.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
She's doing the wrap up sign.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
She's going, get out, get out, get out, severe thunderstorm watch,
severe thunderstorm watch.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm like, do you get the wrap up sign in
real life?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No? No, it was point like point like get out,
like up out of the pool, up, stand.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Up outside of studio life. If anybody gives me the
wrap up sign, I will punch them in their face
and beat them with a two by four, the one
that went up here A the same what it's still
up mine?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So all right, cool. We get in the car and
all of a sudden, I got the sound effect for you.
Monsoon comes down in buckets, buckets and buckets a rain,
and I'm like, oh, my game, my soccer game is
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definitely canceled tonight. And keep looking at the website. No
soccer games still on.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's real time, real.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Time, And I'm like, okay, cool, cool.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I mean that's even better than the ESPN app. Half
the time games are delayed and you don't know why.
They don't explain anything.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Hour later, kickball is canceled. Volleyball and soccer still on.
I'm like, okay, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Correction. It's tennis betting. It just says suspended. Guys, please
tell me the guy die? Is he hurt? Is it
because of rain? Continue?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, cool, cool? And then my game's at eight fifteen.
At six point thirty, update canceled Tonight is sand, volleyball,
soccer still on? All right, okay, all right, cool cool, cool.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Sand must be a little quick sandy.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Seven thirty, someone from our team emails the league, Hey,
we still playing tonight because it's still raining. Like yeah,
We're still playing because the lightning and thunder. No, there's
no more, it's just rain. Like yeah, I still playing,
so all right?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Cool. On the north side, it was still rumbling and bumbling.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah. So we roll out to the field, get our
gear on, get the cleats on. Here we go, warm up,
warm up.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You have my orange slice getting rained on. Just throw
me that chocolate milk.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We're all just getting drenched, getting drenched. Eight fifteen time
for kickoff.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was raining in Qatar the other day when we
were watching the sun and I'm like, same system, same system,
do that.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That storm blew over here from Qatar to Bay And
eight fifteen Rev comes out. He's got his jacket on,
he's got a hoodie on. He's just drenched because he's
been out there in pocket. We're getting wet. Where's the
other team?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Where's all your women players? I want to see him
in their way?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Well, geez, other team, Hello guys, it's said on the website.
Games still on. Although the team didn't show up, Not
a single one of them showed up. So they all
texted each other and said, hey, it's rain and we're
not going. You can't send a little note to the
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league says hey, due to the rain, we have decided
we are not going to play tonight. No, Instead, you're
gonna have us go out there, get drenched, soaking wet,
stand in the rain for ten minutes and then be
a forfeit.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
But that's got to be a dub yut. It is
a w but I'd rather have a no W and
play the game.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
In the rain.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You gotta celebrate it like it's a dub yut.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We did. We said one, two, three, win, and then
we all and the guy who was like, oh, you
guys can use a field of scrimmage, We're like, hell no, dude,
we're getting soaked wet. We're out of here.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Have a dad of three, I should have been quitting
the five years ago, No.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I said, Luckily, hopefully my wife has the kids in bed.
I mean they were supposed to be in bed when
they were going to bed when I was leaving. But geez,
I don't want to stay out here and get even
more wet. You gotta show up though, to collect the win.
We collected the win. But here's the problem. Are they
they gave the wrong team to win. Because I got
a text from the league. I got word your team
forfeited last night, and one to touch base and make
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sure all was cool.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I took this picture of me and a wet T shirt.
Oh we were there.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Sorry, no, we were there. There was no forfeit.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Hey, Sarah, let me take a picture show that you're wet.
I got to send it to the league office.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Uh yeah, can you anybody take a picture last night?
Can we prove that we were there? I mean, what
in the world? So now, not only did I go
out there and get wet and get the dub, apparently
I forfeited.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, they'll correct that, coach, don't panic.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
But the disrespect if you listen, it's not like okay,
they had three people show up and then the rest
didn't show up. They all didn't show up. They got
a stronger group thread than you guys. Our group threat
was like, hey, we're in, we're going, we're going, We're
still playing. All right, let's go, We're gonna show up.
They had a group thread of hey, we're not gonna play.
We're not gonna play. Heck no, we're not gonna go
out there and get wet. We'll melt.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So annoying soccer can go on in the rain, man,
it should have gone on. You said no lightning, no lightning,
and the ref was down to do it. He hopefully
he'd been.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
There all night, okay, because he had games at six fifteen, seven, fifteen,
eight fifteen, nine to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
So I wonder if he still got paid for Oh,
he still gets paid Okay, then he made it out
the best out of everybody there.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Except he still has to stand in the rain till
the nine fifteen game.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And you find a tree, you know, play some pocket pool, or.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Go hide under the bleachers, take a nap, do something.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
So it's outdoors, I guess I was kind of thinking
of it inside.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh no, we're out there on the field, man, just
getting rained.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
On your community pool. I was thinking that was also inside.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No, that's outside, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
That's not good storytelling it. The way I've painted the
picture in my head is you go to a community
pool inside and you go to the soccer pull the
soccer's inside too, dude. The whole point of the story
was you just blew the theater of mind. I thought
they were both in a dome.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I got a question, what community pool have you ever
been to that is indoors?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I kind of viewed it as a YMCA that you
were gone.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I don't even think, oh, the YMCA.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You're going to the day of Barton Sprigs.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I'm just going to the little pool right there on
the freaking edge hill.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I mean that must think must be canceled all the time.
There's a storm that rolls out.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
It does close a lot. They do sound the little name.
Everybody out of the water, everyboy out of the water.
Oh my gosh, damn.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's gotta be brutal. You gotta find a why or
a country club or.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Let me let me pay. Let me join a country
club and pay fifty thousand dollars to join and then
have to pay something per month. That seems like a
good use of my money.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Dude. On the West side, they had a bell I'm
just gonna say, bellmead croquet and racket club, excuse me, right,
And I would always drive by it. But the sign
wasn't painted. The tennis court shut down, and the whole
building had boarded windows, So I think they put it
in and found out people really aren't that Ridge. It's
like Houston barely we got you wealthy people a out here.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Dude. You drive down the highway in Houston and there's
a uh Pulo club See's And I'm like, who the
place Pulo? Is that?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
The horses?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's the horses with the mallets. They're over there with
their running up and down the grass, smacking.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
The ball they do on Southern charm. I'll really know
if I see any of that in firsthand on vacation.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna
come back and we're gonna talk Aggies, Longhorns, the drama.
Aggie's are mad, Longhorns are happy. Oh you stole my coach.
My feelings are hurt. We'll be right back, man. I
guess I am just not up to date on all
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this college baseball drama. The Texas A and m Aggies
go all the way to the national championship game series.
They win the first one, lose the second one, lose
the third one. They were almost national champs.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
They are loaded with talent that nobody knew about.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
They were the number three team in the whole country.
They were the three seed in the whole tournament, playing
the one seed Tennessee. And after the game, I guess
there were rumblings that Texas, because Texas had just fired
their head baseball coach, and there was rumblings come that
A and M's coach was the guy he was going
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to be the next head coach at Texas. And some
reporter asked him after the game about the Texas job,
and he was like, how dare you?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I thought you were gonna go to me for audio.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I moved my family here. I gave up everything I got,
I moved. I moved here so I would never have
to move again. Texas, come on man. Twelve hours later, giggle,
he was named Texas baseball head coach. Hook them, and
everybody's mad. And now the stories are coming out now
Why he was in Like he had agreed to be
(33:53):
the Texas coach like three weeks ago during the National
champions during the during the NCAA two ornament, he met
with Texas officials and was like, I'm gonna be the coach.
I went to Omaha before then. Why he was in Omaha.
He had burner phones for him and his coaches, and
they were texting recruits, recruiting them, damn recruiting them to Texas.
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This is juicy, and everybody is up in arms about it.
And I'm like, what's the big deal.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
We need burner phones?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Right, No, No, what's the big deal.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
He knew we need a burner phone.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
We do.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Sorry, this is just my sore loser's burner phone with lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah. I just text rag on it. Man. We're talking
show prep ideas. We're coming up with segments for the pod.
You know, and I don't understand why everybody's so mad.
It's what is so bad? How did he cheat?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Electronic cheating?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, he didn't cheat. He knew that he was leaving
that relationship.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
He was doing it during a honeymoon. He was doing
it during the Italian vacation. He was cheating with another bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I do find it weird because like, what if they
would have won the national title? Does he still take
the Texas job?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well, you're talking in a world that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I understand, but ray, what if I had a boob?
I think this happens all the college coaches now, they
all are already talking to other schools.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's what we're finding out.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Like the NCAA tournament ends and a coach from a
smaller school's already had a big school because they've already
landed that job. I mean, Dusty May was at FAAU
this year, Like two days after he's eliminated in the tournament,
he's named head coach at Michigan. So there's already these
talks going on.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
And you learned in NBA. I think now they can
now talk to the guys the day after the championship game, right,
So you have all the communication. It used to be
a weird two week period. Now it's immedia. You can
do it. So is there going to be some overlap?
It's just like in relationship, is their overlap? Because if
there is, that's cheating. Were you texting another girl? That's
(36:05):
why it's always crucial. When did you guys? When did
you break It's always crucial in cheating. This goes back
to my college thing. It was like, when were those
tech sent? Because if they were sent a week before,
that's cheating. If they were sent a week after we
broke up, then that's fine. Same thing in college sports.
When were the tech sent?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
They were obviously sent before. He was out of the playoffs,
he was out of the College World Series because the
day after the College World Series is when he said,
I'm the Texas head coach. So I get it. But
it's not like he coached any different. It's not like
he didn't try to win. It's not like he wasn't
giving his all to those players into Texas A and
M and trying to win the College World Series. Now
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I understand it if he put a crappy picture out
there and he lost on purpose because he knew he
was going to Texas or he made decisions because he's like,
what do I care, I'm not going to be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
We've seen that before Alabama, Alabama. That guy was betting
in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Cincinnati in Ohio inside joke anyway, So
I understand the A and M bands being upset, But
he's getting paid three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
A year.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
For college baseball.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I can't even find it on the ESPN homepage. Being
good luck trying to get that score of the College
World Series. I don't know, honey. I'm just gonna turn
it on the TV because I can't find it on
the damn app what the score is.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's like anybody that's ever left a job and you
are getting your ducks in a row before you leave
that job. WHOA, you already have something lined up. You
went and interviewed with another company. So this college baseball
college is not allowed to go interview with another company
before he leaves you. You're just mad because it happened
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to you and you did. They did the same thing
with Jimbo Fisher. They went and poached him from Florida
State when he was still the Florida State head coach,
this is what college sports is now. You have to
get to that job and recruit already. Because the transfer
portal is so quick and so fast, it changes on
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a dime. I have no problem with him doing it. Yeah,
my crazy, you.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Are because there is overlap, and that's just that. It's
just the same exact thing overlap you got to look
for in anything. I don't care if it's I'm trying
to think of something besides a relationship. Uh, go ahead, Uh,
it's it's perfect for relationships. If there's overlap, that's where
there's trouble. Oh they're divorced now and now they're dating somebody.
(38:41):
Oh that's fine. Well when did they start dating that person?
Oh before they were divorced. Oh that's overlap. That's where
the problem is.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
The only thing I think this coach did wrong was
yell at that reporter. Be rude and snarky to the reporter.
All he could have said is tonight, I don't want
to talk about me. I want to talk about my players.
Won't worry about the other stuff later or no comment
or anything. Instead of ripping down his throat like I did,
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I took this job to never move again and blah
blah blah and read him the Riot Act. When the
next day he was leaving for Texas. That was a
little bad good acting. But accepting a job before your
season is over, man, it seems like it happens all
the time in college athletics. So you aggies gig them.
Be upset, Austin Boggs, I know you're mad. I know
you're upset. And now all of a sudden, he has
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a guy has no class. I don't know anything about
the guy, and maybe he has no class in whatever.
But you loved him when he was winning for you.
But now that he left, he has no class. What
a loser? What a bum? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Connor Wigman, Man, he'll keep you warm in the fall.
Who's that quarterback? Top ten Heisman guy?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Uh? Who does he play for? A?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
And m Yagan?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Who's there?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
They got a who's their coach? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
That doesn't affect me. I'm not trying to bet.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Who is their college football coach? They got No, they
got the guy from Duke elcho Okay, right.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Riley Leonard went to Notre Dame. I don't know coaches
did You couldn't tell you the coach of the Titans.
Did you know one of our I couldn't tell you
the coach of the Sounds. I couldn't tell you the
coach of the Predators. I couldn't tell you the coach
of the Memphis Grizzlies. I couldn't tell you the coach
of the Knoxville or that's Pearl or Perth or basketball
coach at Barnes. Football is Perth partle?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Uh bar, noaches? What what sport?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Miss peaches? Football?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Ye? No? No, in Knoxville, yeah, Josh yeah yeah? And
baseball is viallly llo.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I'm not a coach, guy, dude, coach, coach, coach?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Uh no, what was gonna say? Did you know that
one of our sales girls, Riley Leonard's her.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Nephew and he's now going to Notre Dame.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Did you know that? No?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Uh? Amy's okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Nephew is a starter on the Pagosa Springs High school
basketball team. I mean, shut up, shut her? How did
you find that out?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Though? I saw a picture with her on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Him that's a low key flex, it's smart.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Loki flex And I was like, what what?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, don't you worry. I'll be low key flexing. If
Boomer makes it big.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You think he's gonna make it big.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
He could because he's a lefty. He's lucky. I'm a righty.
I would have made it. Would have the drive. He
definitely has the drive. And he's like, dude, he has
a lefty. He's I mean, but did you see in
the College World Series that picture for ut was throwing
seventy four miles an hour striking people out. Did he
have an eighty eight mile an hour fastball? Yes, he
was going off speed and he would strike out the side.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
So but just Boomer, all right, So you think Boomer
could make it in baseball basketball, he doesn't want to
do it.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I don't think he has the drive in basketball basketball.
He was already on the varsity team as a sophomore,
and he's putting up points, and he's got a spin
move and he's a lefty. Lefties have got it good, dude,
You just are more attractive when you're a lefty, especially pitching.
Every I mean, there's there ain't no lefty pitchers. He's
he is a rarity in Michigan. People look at him.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Like a unicorn. Yes, no craft, Yes, they don't have
left handed people in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
So for that reason, I think, yes, he has a chance.
He's lucky.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I was, alrighty, damn, I talked to my I talked
to batters Box's son the other day. That's the most
I ever talked to him in my life. And he
told me, oh, man, we are the worst team in
the league this year in baseball.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I need he is going into the third grade. He's eight, okay,
And I was like, how is baseball season? We were
the worst team in the league, worst team in the league.
And then I told you the story. He goes, and
then then we got kicked out of the tournament. Oh,
we won the game in the parents complaining and we
got kicked out of the tournament. So now I'm doing
karate nice. But now he loves karate. But what they're
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really doing it for is look, discipline. I'm discipline and
he thinks it's for fun and chopping wood, and really
it's a listen to authority, follow directions.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, things like that. Yeah, Karate's good, wrestling all that stuff.
You're gonna benefit way more than playing on the baseball
team where you have eight players and you have to
forfeit a game. They learned nothing from that.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
They learned nothing except for that the other team is
a bunch of cry babies and parents take it too
serious because they lost and they complain to the league
and karate.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Dude, you're playing karate the whole time I was watching
Boomer's game online. If he wasn't pitching, dude, I only
saw him. I was watching a game of nine and nine,
nine and eight seventeen other kids running around the field.
I have no idea who they are.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Ah, baseball is a weird sport, it is. And uh,
before we go, I just wanted to give you guys
a lesson in life. Never cash out early. Never cash
out early.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Read the text my hand.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh my god, I can read it.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Please all right, this may help the story. Assist it
because color to it. I get a text from lunch
in a random afternoon. Damn it, I deleted it.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Where's my phone? I got it? I got it. It's
right here, it's right here, all right, I got it,
all right, I got it. Yep, I got it. Five, one, seven, right,
yeah done? I said, never cash out win gambling. I
had the Royals minus one and a half going to
the bottom of the eighth. They're down one to Oh
(44:34):
so I cashed out? They won five to one. Ray responds.
The cash out option is the website getting you to
gamble again. They already won as long as you hit
that button. Here's a lesson. If you place the bet,
who cares? You're already willing to lose that money, So
who cares? Why cash out?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Did you see?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
This isn't similar cash shaw, not an actual cash out.
Do you see the guy that could have won if
had been and Oilers won the Stanley Cup, he was
gonna win six hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, he had three futures bets. He had picked two
of the other ones perfect f for the teams. I mean,
whoever wont oh he got Chiefs and then he had NBA,
so he must There's no way. He had Celtics and
got those odds. Oh probably he had soccer some soccer
shit so soccer.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
He had what's some called Real Madrid winning.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Real Madrid, the Chiefs, and then he just needed the
Oilers bro So for six hundred thousand, you can hedge
that if you got a quarter of a million, you're
gonna guarantee yourself a quarter of a million. You gotta
do that. Instead, he risks it all and he's on
video going Florida teams. Man Florida teams just suck. And
he got zero dollars and he could have had a
(45:43):
guaranteed quarter of a million.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I could have had fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Stead he's in some random bar and they're doing a
DraftKings video filming him Man Florida teams, they suck. He
was so puckered you could see him.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
He probably in the sleep for a week. He couldn't
sit on the bar stool, he was so puckered. They
lost two to one, and I don't think he's probably
slept since that's brutal. I want to check on him
cause I, let's say, put a thousand on it. Dude,
that's one on one that could lead to addiction. Oh
my god, sadly give him that phone number. Boy, all right,
always guarantee yourself money. So I'm not that mad at
(46:17):
you do the cash out. No, you still got some money.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
No I didn't. I lost money because whatever I bet,
I didn't get in the full bet. So I lost money.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Well, I mean I was assuming it was a parlay
so I thought maybe it was even No, the best
cash out I ever had year ago, baser were doing
our couple's account.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
We're rocking, man.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I did a seventeen parlay hit like four of them,
and I got a hockey game going on, and it's
under three, let's say, and it's at two and a
half and we're late in the third. Bro, they're offering
me five hundred dollars. I think I was going for
six grand I said, I don't give a flying crap.
I will cash out for five hundred dollars, dude. I
cashed out, got the five hundred dollars in the account.
(46:56):
Boom bam, thinking man, they scored a goal no less
than two seconds later, straight up. Just the gambling site,
just hemorrhaging money to me, dude, guaranteed five hundred. I
will take it any day of the week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
sometimes on Thursday, and always on Friday and Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah. I got ten dollars with my fifty dollars bet back.
That was so stupid, Like what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Our betting account's been riding on zero for about a week.
But I got futures out. I got futures for the
future is now. Man, Let's just say if Alabama, Georgia, Alabama,
Jayalen Milroe, any of those things hit. Oh yeah, and
a team from Texas. I need either the Texans or
the Cowboys to win the super Bowl. We're looking at
(47:39):
a one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
You're never getting one hundred thousand. We gotta get out.
Morgan's a studio. We're getting keeped out again.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
If they offer me a cash out two hundred, oh,
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Oh, Morgan gives us two hundred and get out of studio,
I'll go.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
They're not but the betting site isn't smart. Why are
they not off for me a cash out of one hundred,
I'll take that, bro, I always cash out, offer me anything.
I always leave early.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Do they offer me a cash out of twenty grand? Uh?
Click yes, I'll never go to the side again.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Click I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Then Bama wins at all.
I was waiting for payday, man Payday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Stupid dumb ass betting app pisses me off too. It's like,
you deposit, I deposit let's say, last Friday, and then
it puts the date of this Wednesday, so then it
looks like I just gambled on Wednesday, and then Bazer goes, oh, oh,
I just saw the checking account. Oh you've been gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean, actually, technically I deposited a week ago, but
the stupid ass site decides to delay it. It takes
it from my account immediately. Yeah, it's small soapbox, but
then it puts it that it the transaction happened two
days ago. Nope, I'm pretty sure I haven't bet in
like five days. Okay, I rest my case.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't understand what you're angry about, but I understand that. Yes.
Sometimes it's sort of like when you charge your credit
card in the uber. You rode in the uber on Wednesday,
and the charge doesn't show up till Friday, and it's like, well,
why were you taking an uber on Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No, no, I took an uber on Wednesday from the airport,
but it doesn't show up till Friday. I didn't actually
get in the uber on Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thank you, I rest my case, but not fully. Also,
when you go to a restaurant or a bar, it
puts fifty five dollars charge, but it won't put the
tip on there for four days later. But the tip
was factored in immediately. Why can I not see that
total that next morning when I wake up hungover?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Also question, why does sometimes you look at your bank account,
it's like, okay, you spent fifty four dollars at this restaurant.
Then the next line is twelve dollars from that restaurant.
They don't do it in one transaction. Sometimes they do
it in two transactions, so they put the tip separately.
Explain it to me that I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
The other one is, so say we see in the
this is a pretty close to example. You see in
the account eight hundred dollars. Baserwill pay a couple things electricity, water, sewage,
still says eight hundred dollars. Then she'll pay garbage eight
hundred dollars. So then I log in, we got eight
(01:56):
hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I'm gambling baby, Oh no, no, no, no,
there's five things I've paid for that hasn't gotten removed
yet from the checking account, so the system in our
checking account isn't advanced enough the second you pay for
something to subtract it from that total, so I know
the exact amount of money in my account. They're setting
you up to overdraft.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, I don't know why they do that. I don't
understand because sometimes I'll submit a reimbursement for work and
I will say, okay, yeah, blah blah blah. We went
to iHeart and Austin and I'm like, all right, yeah,
this is the weekend I put the dates were there,
and then I put my Uber receipt and they're like,
that is not in the dates that you were there,
and I'm like, dude, I can't help what the like
(02:41):
how it comes through the transaction two days later like
it was obviously in Austin. I live in Nashville. It
was like you can tell that I didn't go down
there for a separate trip like a day later after
I came back. And then I have to fill out
a form that says this is why it says that
it's like guys, common sin.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And also why to never share an account. Guys, this
should be the explanation. So I don't get to see
the savings account. The account is in both of our names,
Raymonds Sisson and Laura Sison, and she sees our checking account.
I see our checking account, she sees our savings account.
(03:21):
I don't see our savings account. For all I know,
we don't even have a savings account. So when you
log in, the savings account doesn't show up when you log.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
In, correct.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And we went to the banker and we said, hey,
it doesn't show up that I have a savings account.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
There's some glitch in the system, so you're probably gonna
have to start a new account. Okay, So then we
would cancel this entire thing, transfer our small amount of
money over it probably pretty easy. You can do it
in one transaction, and then the savings account's got to
get transferred over all because there's a glitch in the system.
To this day, I still don't see the savings account.
(03:55):
So I send her a text, Hey, how's the savings
account looking. I don't have access to it. I coach
technology and sometimes there's advancements and sometimes we regress. I'm
blown away by.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It right now, daycare, dude, we have a little code box.
You type in a code. Boom boom boom, check your
kid in, and we have three kids. Boom boom boom,
check them in, and when you go to get them out,
hit your code. Check out, check out, check out. About
a month ago, I go and I type in my
code to check them out, and only two of their
names are on there. Thought I had three. I said,
(04:33):
I don't know if it's a big deal because I
figured this is how you keep your numbers. But it
only has two of my kids here, So can I
check the third one out? And they're like, yeah, it's
kind of a glitch. We're working on it. We'll get
it back up and run out. I'm like, cool, yeah,
well guess what I went yesterday. It's been over a month.
I still only got two kids on there, so their
numbers are off every single day. There is no way
(04:56):
they know what how many kids are at that school
because one of my is unaccounted for every time I
drop him off at school.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, you just want up me. That's actually terrifying. But
if something happens, blame it on a glitch and they're
just like, oh, we're working on it. Well a month later,
guess what we haven't fixed it. Yeah, banker, if my
wife leaves me and just fy, I have no accessor
I can't even see the savings account, it's just a glitch.
So what happens when my wife runs to Mexico and
I'm trying to get access to the savings account that
(05:25):
I don't ever see or it doesn't even exist in
my account? Oh, it's just a glitch.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hey, go to the divorce lawyer. So do you guys
have any accounts? Yeah, we have a saving account. Well,
why don't you pull me up the pull that up
for me, coach? Sorry, sir, Well, actually I can't pull
it up. So you're telling me that she's the only
one that has access to that account.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I'm sorry, that's her account.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Then, yeah, that's bad news. Man. It looks like she's
only one that can get money from that account. That's
gonna be hard to prove in court.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And then don't even get me started on our payment
system here at work. If you want to log in
to see a paytub, Oh my god, I've told Laura this.
She goes, She goes, Hey, why can't you just pull
it up on your phone? You don't understand. At work,
we have to go through about eight different loggings. Now
they have it on a separate portal. You click on
that portal, you click five times to finally reveal your
(06:12):
pay stub, and then it's in Morris code.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You can't freak code. I go, hey, regular, pre post update, downsize,
what what? What held? All these categories? What are you
getting paid for? Ray?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I also get one cold.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No uh endorsement, But then they don't tell you which
endorsements you're getting paid for, so you don't even know
if you got paid what you're supposed to get paid.
Because if you're doing a commercial for this place or
this place, the salespeople just put it in there and
you don't know. Okay, then I get paid all of them.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know, But then they The thing that really
got me was a separate portal from the portal. So
we go into one portal, then we have to teleport
to another portal, and then finally to a third portal
to finally once we portalize. But if you need something
from a year before, typically from taxes, you then have
to de portal to another portal. Sometimes technology bend you
(07:09):
over takes a two by four and sticks it right
up your ass.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And it doesn't feel good. And I try to.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Explain that to my wife and she thinks I'm making
it up.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You want to hear another technology story.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And I tell her, Honey, I'm sore. Why do you
think I'm walking weird?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That two by four didn't feel good. I went to
a home improvement store the other day.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh, welcome man, happy to do it? How was happy
and healthy?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And that's a different store, that's it's shuddering.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah. I saw they're shuddering a lot of locations. That's
not happy and healthy. That is depressing and sad. And
I am looking for this new I need a new
faucet for the sink. And I find it on the
website and it says it's seventy four dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's a good price. I find it on the aisle
ray it's made.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All gold, and it tells you it's on isle five
in ten cool perfect, go get it there. It's one
hundred and ten dollars. It's a damn good drink. And
I'm like, well, that doesn't make much sense. So I
walk up to the customer service desk and I mean
I literally type in the upc code off the box
(08:19):
and it pulls up exactly so it's the same one.
I know it's the same one. I do it twice
to double check my work. And I go up to
the count and I said, man, I'm a little confused.
I said, on the website it says it's seventy four dollars.
Now in the aisle says it's one hundred and ten dollars.
She goes, let me take a look at that. Sure,
(08:39):
She grabs a box, looks at my phone. She goes,
other different products. No, And I'm like, huh. She goes yeah.
I said, said no, no, no, I typed in the
UPC code and I would it's the same thing, she goes,
I said, She goes, no, she looks at it. She goes, no,
it's definitely a different product. This one's different than the
(09:01):
one you have on your phone. And I said, okay, we'll
tell me the difference. She goes, well, I don't know
what the difference is, but they're obviously different. That was
the answer. That was the answer I got, so thank you.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, that is not
a resolution to my problem. That is not the Then
tell me what is different literally. She just goes, Oh,
(09:22):
they're obviously. I mean they're different. I mean I can't
tell you why they're different, but they're different.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Got one more good one for you, So then, oh,
damn it, we're.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Instead of buying it, I had to order it online
and have them ship it to my house.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Delayed four weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I get a fan from a big box store. I
don't want to name it, beautiful store, beautiful place. Just
got even more products from there. Absolutely love them. Don't
know if we're partners with them at the radio show.
That's a disclaimer I need to say. And it's a
fan for thirty five dollars mark down though, no less
twenty five dollars. It is a hell of a fan.
It's got Wi Fi. He tells you the temperature of
your room is.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, So it's almost some seem like a steal. We
get it immediately, buy it, go out the door. I
look at the receipt a little bit closer. It says
instead of thirty five or twenty five, says thirty five dollars,
ten dollars. So I say, I'm a I'm kind of weird.
I'll gamble. But when it comes to people taking money
from a good man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Not happening.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, oh, it's worth going back inside for the ten
dollars exactly. So I go to a receipt lady that's
on the corner. She was doing her job. I said, hey,
this is it's thirty five dollars. I was charged. I
need twenty five. She goes, oh, I can't do that,
but she checks receipts, so don't really know what she
can help with. If she can't help with that, she goes,
you need to find somebody with the red shirt on. Perfect.
First guy fine with the red shirt, Hey man, you
got a red shirt on? And he goes, uh no,
(10:39):
I'm actually just a father. So it needed to be
a person with a label, yea name tag. And so
then I go to another guy and I say, hey,
got overcharge. Watch I do this. Yep, it's a red
shirt guy. But you're gonna need to find that guy
right next to the redsters. He can type it all
in perfect. So I go up to that guy and
I'm like, hey man, I got overcharged. Over there it
said twenty five, and the receipt it says thirty five.
(11:01):
I hate to be a stickler. Sorry about that goes man,
that is weird. Let me go get my manager. Oh god, bro,
we're about four or five deep. This is the worst
wait for the twist. So the manager comes over. I've
already dealt. It's been about ten minutes. Baser's waiting out
ninety degrees on.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So you're doing a dollar a minute right now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
So she thinks I'm doing the lord's work, and she's like,
that is so sweet. I A'm getting this ten dollars.
Of course, I'm gonna do that. Family man, family dad, soon.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
To be dad.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She's not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So anyways, I then go to the manager, and the
manager's looking at the receipt. Were now at about twelve
minutes looking at the receipt. He's now itemizing it. The receipt.
Here's hot. It says thirty five, but right below that
it says minus ten dollars discounts. We actually didn't overcharge you.
The receipt's correct, even though five people looked at it
(11:49):
and had no idea that it said ten dollars discount.
All right, Hey fucks, that's why he always look closely
at the over re seat.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh dude, when I used to wear her Randalls. It's
a grocery store. It's in Austin.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, I met the whole staff, beautiful people.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
This reminded me that because we had this thing called
the Remarkable Card, which is here's something that's I guess
they do it for advertising reasons so they can market
to you. You got to sign up for this card
to get cheaper prices on your grocery. Makes sense, so
they can mail you stuff. Now I realize it now
that I just said it out loud. When I was younger,
I was like, why not just give everybody the same price? Anyway,
(12:32):
this is stupid. And this guy comes into my line
and he I ring up a loaf of bread.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Oh you were a cart guy.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No at Randalls. I this is Randalls. This is before,
This is before Sam's Club. I started at Randalls when
I was fifteen. I was a bagger, had to wear
a white shirt, couldn't work the cash register, couldn't do
the baylor. Only worked certain amount hours a week. All that.
Once I turned sixteen, they put me on the register.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
So you were working before sixteen.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, because I was. I was fifteen, a little bit
like maybe fifteen and a half, fifteen and a quarter
maybe I do know somewhere in there. And I looked
at my dad and I said, man, I can't wait
till next summer when I turned sixteen, and you get
me a car. And without hesitation, he goes, you better
get a job because we ain't buying you a car.
(13:26):
So I said, man, where can I work? And I
had an older brother named Batter's Box? What if everybody
it's a batter's box here? He was working at the
Randalls and I was like, man, I think you can
get me a gig there. And I went up there
and saw Roul goal Van and David Fecac and I said, boys,
(13:48):
this is my little brother. This is what my brother said.
H he's looking for a job. Do you guys hire
fifteen year old? They said, we actually have a program
where they wear a white shirt so people know they're
underage and they can't do certain things. And they hired
me and my dad would have to drive me to
and from work down there at the Randalls on Balconi's
and I worked there from when I was fifteen. That
way I could buy a car when I turned sixteen.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Dude, we just became informative. Fifteen's out there there you go,
you can get jobs.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You can get a job. And I did get Randalls
in trouble because I worked more hours than I was
supposed to do one week, and they got a little fine.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Uh yeah, you worked twelve hours this week. You're only
supposed to work four.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah. And Felix was a bagger. He was hilarious older dude,
like in his seventies, hilarious dude. And I don't know why.
I mean, he was just chilling. He'd like to work
and he had had fun. And he'd always be like, Hey,
you want to see me a baby picture of mine?
He goes, but you can't laugh. I'm like, all right, dude,
I'm thinking he's gonna show me a real baby picture.
(14:43):
He shows me. This baby picture is a little goodness.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It's him with his balls up chicking.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's a huge penis. Every time, Hey, I laugh and
he goes. He said you wouldn't laugh, man, and you
get me. I mean, I was like, dang, Felix, But
they do any more.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Felix.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No, Hey, Felix, rest in peace. There's no way he
still lot resting.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Piece of that joke too, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Because he was like seventy then, so there's no way.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But that's hr. Hey, Amy, I got a funny joke
for you. Want to see me as a kid, it's
you naked.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, I mean so anyway, I'm working the cash register
and these people with their remarkable cards, you know what
I mean, Like it takes it all off at the
end or whatever. If they don't give you the card.
It's like, oh my gosh, this dude the bread rang
up ten cents too much because he didn't give me
a remarkable card. And he grabs that loaf of bread
and goes, man, this is supposed to be ten cents.
(15:32):
Like this, you're overcharge me by ten cent. He throws
the freaking loaf of bread at me. I said, do
you have a remarkable card? He's like yeah. I was like, well,
you didn't give it to me. I scan it and
then the ten cent came off. Reminded me of your
story one hundred percent. I was just like that remarkable,
remarkable card got people so mad because it And then anyway,
if anybody didn't have it, I just scanned the one
(15:52):
that's there, like who cares well?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
And also people that props him from recognizing the bread.
The overcharge you. There's no way you're able to look
at sixty different items one hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But people, some people stare at that screen and watch back. Whoa, whoa,
that milk said three dollars. Back there it said two fifty. Man,
all right, can I get a price check? Register three?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
And is it worth it? Price and time?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
There's that sure, And then you hold up the line
and everybody's sitting there and you're sorry about this, ma'am.
That's okay, it's okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll be back
in a minute. Man. Yeah. It's sort of like when
I worked at Sam's and people and I had to
go get some off the shelf, like if something was open,
or if they needed a price check, if I couldn't
find in the store, I'd just stay back there. And
(16:40):
finally I'm like, eventually, after about ten minutes, there's no
way they're still there. They figure something else out, and
I'd go wander back up and they'd be going.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Dude, you know what they say?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
They go, oh, it's not scanning. You know how much
this was one? Do you just go with the dollar?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I think it was like a dollar fifty. Okay, that
sounds good to me. I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm getting like a bolt thing of a coffee maker
for baser, I mean easily with three dollars. I think
it shout a dollar. I don't. I don't want to
be lying. I believe you.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, that sounds good. Dollar sounds good.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Uh, And we'll take a break. We need to do
the intro. Brings down the show.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No, we need to start the show man.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Switch them up, guys, switch them up, Arno, let's go.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Reay.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Give me that two by four reading mass. We like
that feelings? What all right? We're gonna do it live? Oh,
the one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Sore losers? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up, y'all?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
They call me Splinter, not from Ninja Turnles, but because
I like a two by four mass? Interesting? What up y'all?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
It says.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And I'm from the North. I'm an Now. I live
in the north side of Nashville with Bayser. My wife,
she's a Broadway girl, took her north outside the city.
Now we're in the outskirts. We are starting a family.
We live in the country white picket fence. I have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two two point five kids. Someday,
not today, not tomorrow or the next day. And yeah,
out there it's ranchers, farmers. There's crops, raspberries, tomatoes, strawberries, cabbage, lettuce, pumpkins, wheat, corn.
(18:24):
I hope I nailed them all. Shout out to all
the farmers. Coach over to you.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I guess I could have tied this in when I
was talking about daycare, and I could have told my
story about how my humor is not for everybody. Because
there's a new person running the daycare, like the other
person moved or whatever. So they promoted someone to the
new head of the daycare, new Chance. And they've only
been the new head of the daycare for like a
week registrar. And so I thought I'd be funny, hello headmaster,
(18:55):
because I'm walking into the daycare and I see her
at the front desk and I'm a's like, I'm on
my phone. I'm like, yeah, I don't know what it
is with this daycare, but I'd say in the last
couple of weeks it's really gone downhill. Oh they didn't
think those and I hang, and I'm like, all right, yeah,
I gotta go, I gotta get the boys. But and
she goes, I'm sorry, is there a problem? I said,
(19:18):
what do you mean? She goes, I just overheard you
say that the daycare has gone downhill in the last
few weeks. I mean, is there something I'm you know,
I am new at this, so is there something that
I can do to make sure it's still on the
going in the right direction?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Awkward turtle?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I said, well, yeah, I mean I just thought. She goes,
I mean, give me a chance. I've only been doing
it for like a week.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh sorry, I'm from a morning radio show. I tell jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And then I was like, oh no, no, just joking. I
won't even on the phone. She goes, Oh my gosh,
she goes. I just started getting worried, like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
What. But also, you with three kids, you look like
super dad.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah. But I was just trying to be funny man, like,
you know what I mean, a little joke.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah. See, they got to know that you're sarcastic, got
to know that you do little skits and bits. Average
person be like, oh they're on the phone, what a dick.
Nice You're just gonna talk about my business while you're
in my business.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Right, because most people would probably have that conversation outside,
but I did it right, like as I'm walking in
the lobby. Yeah, I mean, I don't know this dick.
It's really just going downhill in the last week, week
and a half, I'd say, it's just I don't know.
Things are weird.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And you know how you're saying on the golf course
with the boss, how he had the.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Earbudt Oh, you saw him walking in the hallway though, Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He had the earbud in I was I thought he
was talking to me, but he was earbudton and he
was on a conversation one. So people normal now for
people to just have conversations wherever. So that lady probably
just thought it was a normal thing.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's like on the golf course, I forgot when I
saw Jay going dude, dude, boss was on the headphone,
was on the you know, earpiece, and he comes up.
He goes, dude, what's up with your boss? Man? I'm like, waim.
He goes, he ain't got time to like play golf, dude,
Like he's like pacing for like ten minutes over there. Dude,
like everything okay. I'm like, I don't know. He's always
on that he goes. Dude. I try to go up
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and say hi to him, and I got the point
to the headphone. I was like, all right, dude, it's
because he doesn't want to say. How to Jake.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What a money thing though? Do with the air bud?
You can it can pick and choose your conversations. You
can just just point to it. Sorry, man, And how
do you have that much battery power? Due my phone's
dead by noon every day?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He must have a supercharger in his pocket or something.
He has a backup pair because he always has it
in his ear. And yeah, yeah, cool cool.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I mean, can't be good for you. I'm not a
doctor or a medical professional. Can't be good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
No way.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I've been those waves going through your ear every day
every day. I'll never I've never put the phone out there.
It's always speakerphone, dude.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I speak. I do speakerphone all the time. Now I'm speakerphone.
Or in my wife's car, she has the car phone
whatever the heck it's called trich No you have it now,
No I don't. And the Trailblazer, no, I.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Don't it says it, but it's not in there.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh, yeah, do I have I do have it? You
do have it?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I do have it because Baser called me and he
was coming through the car. Yeah, and I didn't know
how to do it. Yeah, So I I will wait
to have it. I will literally I'm hands free. You
are hands free. I will literally wait until I'm in
my wife's car so I can call people. And also
I have dude, I don't know. Boomer calls me, but
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I don't really talk to my parents or Boomer is
the only people I talked to on the phone. If
you called me, I wouldn't answer it. I'd be I'd say,
what's up? What do you want?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
On text? Yeah, I talked to my sister, my brother,
I mean very rarely. He's been in my parents, my wife,
and I'll talk to Garrett every once in a while,
Forest every once in a while. That's about it. That's
all I talked to on the phone really pretty much.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You knew who I got a call from the other day,
just Bones when we were playing the Assassin game Move On,
Move On. He called me, dude, no, no move on?
Is that he was trying to move on, move on,
move on.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't know, but yeah. But then I apologize, lady,
and I was just joking. I goes, I'm just so nervous,
you know, I'm new at the job. And I'm like,
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, And I also, what a for you to just
go out on a limb The person doesn't even I
mean at the grocery stores, you're feeling people out the
jokes that I understand. Guy, I had a thing of
beer and the guy next to me goes, this whole
grocery store is under They tore the ass out of
it and mixed and matched. Oh yeah, And the guy goes,
so I had beer, but.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
They're under they're open during renovation.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Context clues. I have beer in my hand and he goes,
was the beer cooler not in the in the normal
place where it was last time? Do they need to
move the beer cooler? He saw I had beer, knew
I would understand that joke, and I said, dude, I
know we had a commonality. You didn't do that with
the lady. You had no context clues. You barged in
fake phone call. Oh this place sucks. Aha, Well that
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was funny, Coach. You gotta feel it out I thought
it was funny, Yeah, you were going out on a
big time limb. That she also kind of understood humor.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Right, and that she's not nervous because it's like her
first week and a half on the I thought, you know,
throw a little jab like, get it loosened it up
around there, get some energy in the place, wrong place,
wrong time.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Nothing better in a fake phone call, though.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Fake phone call, man, it's so good. Hey man, Okay,
how's it going?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Cool? See you later.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Point to the airbud. Can't have this conversation.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, not gonna happen. No, Now, I want to talk
about the disrespect. I don't like being disrespected, and disrespect
happened at my soccer game the other night. Right, we
had a storm roll through. We went to the pool.
I showed the kids, Oh yeah, we're gonna go to
the pool today. We're gonna go to the pool today.
Got the kids, got them on their swimsuits. Let's go. Sunscreen.
(24:37):
If you use the rub on sunscreen, you are a
weird human. The spray, yeah, saves so much time, advent.
It is so much easier. I have no idea which
one is more effective, but the spray is done in
ten seconds. All three kids are let's go to the pool.
(25:00):
Get to the pool, and I'm like, damn, those clouds
are kind of dark. Um looks like a storm's kind
of rolling in. Guys, I haven't heard from Ray, but
let's go ahead and get in the pool. We get
in the pool. Six minutes later, my wife's like, uh no,
we gotta go, gotta go. My my alerts are going
off on my phone.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
She's doing the wrap up sign.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
She's going, get out, get out, get out, severe thunderstorm watch,
severe thunderstorm watch.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm like, do you get the wrap up sign in
real life?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No? No, it was point like point like get out,
like up out of the pool, up, stand.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Up outside of studio life. If anybody gives me the
wrap up sign, I will punch them in their face
and beat them with a two by four, the one
that went up here A the same what it's still
up mine?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
So all right, cool. We get in the car and
all of a sudden, I got the sound effect for you.
Monsoon comes down in buckets, buckets and buckets a rain,
and I'm like, oh, my game, my soccer game is
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definitely canceled tonight. And keep looking at the website. No
soccer games still on.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's real time, real.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Time, And I'm like, okay, cool, cool.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I mean that's even better than the ESPN app. Half
the time games are delayed and you don't know why.
They don't explain anything.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Hour later, kickball is canceled. Volleyball and soccer still on.
I'm like, okay, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Correction. It's tennis betting. It just says suspended. Guys, please
tell me the guy die? Is he hurt? Is it
because of rain? Continue?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, cool, cool? And then my game's at eight fifteen.
At six point thirty, update canceled Tonight is sand, volleyball,
soccer still on? All right, okay, all right, cool cool, cool.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Sand must be a little quick sandy.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Seven thirty, someone from our team emails the league, Hey,
we still playing tonight because it's still raining. Like yeah,
We're still playing because the lightning and thunder. No, there's
no more, it's just rain. Like yeah, I still playing,
so all right?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Cool. On the north side, it was still rumbling and bumbling.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah. So we roll out to the field, get our
gear on, get the cleats on. Here we go, warm up,
warm up.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
You have my orange slice getting rained on. Just throw
me that chocolate milk.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
We're all just getting drenched, getting drenched. Eight fifteen time
for kickoff.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was raining in Qatar the other day when we
were watching the sun and I'm like, same system, same system,
do that.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
That storm blew over here from Qatar to Bay And
eight fifteen Rev comes out. He's got his jacket on,
he's got a hoodie on. He's just drenched because he's
been out there in pocket. We're getting wet. Where's the
other team?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Where's all your women players? I want to see him
in their way?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Well, geez, other team, Hello guys, it's said on the website.
Games still on. Although the team didn't show up, Not
a single one of them showed up. So they all
texted each other and said, hey, it's rain and we're
not going. You can't send a little note to the
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league says hey, due to the rain, we have decided
we are not going to play tonight. No, Instead, you're
gonna have us go out there, get drenched, soaking wet,
stand in the rain for ten minutes and then be
a forfeit.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
But that's got to be a dub yut. It is
a w but I'd rather have a no W and
play the game.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
In the rain.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You gotta celebrate it like it's a dub yut.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
We did. We said one, two, three, win, and then
we all and the guy who was like, oh, you
guys can use a field of scrimmage, We're like, hell no, dude,
we're getting soaked wet. We're out of here.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Have a dad of three, I should have been quitting
the five years ago, No.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I said, Luckily, hopefully my wife has the kids in bed.
I mean they were supposed to be in bed when
they were going to bed when I was leaving. But geez,
I don't want to stay out here and get even
more wet. You gotta show up though, to collect the win.
We collected the win. But here's the problem. Are they
they gave the wrong team to win. Because I got
a text from the league. I got word your team
forfeited last night, and one to touch base and make
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sure all was cool.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I took this picture of me and a wet T shirt.
Oh we were there.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Sorry, no, we were there. There was no forfeit.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Hey, Sarah, let me take a picture show that you're wet.
I got to send it to the league office.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Uh yeah, can you anybody take a picture last night?
Can we prove that we were there? I mean, what
in the world? So now, not only did I go
out there and get wet and get the dub, apparently
I forfeited.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, they'll correct that, coach, don't panic.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
But the disrespect if you listen, it's not like okay,
they had three people show up and then the rest
didn't show up. They all didn't show up. They got
a stronger group thread than you guys. Our group threat
was like, hey, we're in, we're going, we're going, We're
still playing. All right, let's go, We're gonna show up.
They had a group thread of hey, we're not gonna play.
We're not gonna play. Heck no, we're not gonna go
out there and get wet. We'll melt.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So annoying soccer can go on in the rain, man,
it should have gone on. You said no lightning, no lightning,
and the ref was down to do it. He hopefully
he'd been.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
There all night, okay, because he had games at six fifteen, seven, fifteen,
eight fifteen, nine to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
So I wonder if he still got paid for Oh,
he still gets paid Okay, then he made it out
the best out of everybody there.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Except he still has to stand in the rain till
the nine fifteen game.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And you find a tree, you know, play some pocket pool, or.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Go hide under the bleachers, take a nap, do something.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
So it's outdoors, I guess I was kind of thinking
of it inside.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh no, we're out there on the field, man, just
getting rained.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
On your community pool. I was thinking that was also inside.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No, that's outside, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
That's not good storytelling it. The way I've painted the
picture in my head is you go to a community
pool inside and you go to the soccer pull the
soccer's inside too, dude. The whole point of the story
was you just blew the theater of mind. I thought
they were both in a dome.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I got a question, what community pool have you ever
been to that is indoors?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I kind of viewed it as a YMCA that you
were gone.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I don't even think, oh, the YMCA.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You're going to the day of Barton Sprigs.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I'm just going to the little pool right there on
the freaking edge hill.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I mean that must think must be canceled all the time.
There's a storm that rolls out.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
It does close a lot. They do sound the little name.
Everybody out of the water, everyboy out of the water.
Oh my gosh, damn.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That's gotta be brutal. You gotta find a why or
a country club or.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Let me let me pay. Let me join a country
club and pay fifty thousand dollars to join and then
have to pay something per month. That seems like a
good use of my money.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Dude. On the West side, they had a bell I'm
just gonna say, bellmead croquet and racket club, excuse me, right,
And I would always drive by it. But the sign
wasn't painted. The tennis court shut down, and the whole
building had boarded windows, So I think they put it
in and found out people really aren't that Ridge. It's
like Houston barely we got you wealthy people a out here.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Dude. You drive down the highway in Houston and there's
a uh Pulo club See's And I'm like, who the
place Pulo? Is that?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
The horses?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's the horses with the mallets. They're over there with
their running up and down the grass, smacking.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
The ball they do on Southern charm. I'll really know
if I see any of that in firsthand on vacation.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, we're gonna take a break and we're gonna
come back and we're gonna talk Aggies, Longhorns, the drama.
Aggie's are mad, Longhorns are happy. Oh you stole my coach.
My feelings are hurt. We'll be right back, man. I
guess I am just not up to date on all
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this college baseball drama. The Texas A and m Aggies
go all the way to the national championship game series.
They win the first one, lose the second one, lose
the third one. They were almost national champs.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Almost.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
They are loaded with talent that nobody knew about.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
They were the number three team in the whole country.
They were the three seed in the whole tournament, playing
the one seed Tennessee. And after the game, I guess
there were rumblings that Texas, because Texas had just fired
their head baseball coach, and there was rumblings come that
A and M's coach was the guy he was going
(33:19):
to be the next head coach at Texas. And some
reporter asked him after the game about the Texas job,
and he was like, how dare you?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I thought you were gonna go to me for audio.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I moved my family here. I gave up everything I got,
I moved. I moved here so I would never have
to move again. Texas, come on man. Twelve hours later, giggle,
he was named Texas baseball head coach. Hook them, and
everybody's mad. And now the stories are coming out now
Why he was in Like he had agreed to be
(33:53):
the Texas coach like three weeks ago during the National
champions during the during the NCAA two ornament, he met
with Texas officials and was like, I'm gonna be the coach.
I went to Omaha before then. Why he was in Omaha.
He had burner phones for him and his coaches, and
they were texting recruits, recruiting them, damn recruiting them to Texas.
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This is juicy, and everybody is up in arms about it.
And I'm like, what's the big deal.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
We need burner phones?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Right, No, No, what's the big deal.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
He knew we need a burner phone.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
We do.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Sorry, this is just my sore loser's burner phone with lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah. I just text rag on it. Man. We're talking
show prep ideas. We're coming up with segments for the pod.
You know, and I don't understand why everybody's so mad.
It's what is so bad? How did he cheat?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Electronic cheating?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, he didn't cheat. He knew that he was leaving
that relationship.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
He was doing it during a honeymoon. He was doing
it during the Italian vacation. He was cheating with another bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I do find it weird because like, what if they
would have won the national title? Does he still take
the Texas job?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Well, you're talking in a world that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I understand, but ray, what if I had a boob?
I think this happens all the college coaches now, they
all are already talking to other schools.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's what we're finding out.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Like the NCAA tournament ends and a coach from a
smaller school's already had a big school because they've already
landed that job. I mean, Dusty May was at FAAU
this year, Like two days after he's eliminated in the tournament,
he's named head coach at Michigan. So there's already these
talks going on.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
And you learned in NBA. I think now they can
now talk to the guys the day after the championship game, right,
So you have all the communication. It used to be
a weird two week period. Now it's immedia. You can
do it. So is there going to be some overlap?
It's just like in relationship, is their overlap? Because if
there is, that's cheating. Were you texting another girl? That's
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why it's always crucial. When did you guys? When did
you break It's always crucial in cheating. This goes back
to my college thing. It was like, when were those
tech sent? Because if they were sent a week before,
that's cheating. If they were sent a week after we
broke up, then that's fine. Same thing in college sports.
When were the tech sent?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
They were obviously sent before. He was out of the playoffs,
he was out of the College World Series because the
day after the College World Series is when he said,
I'm the Texas head coach. So I get it. But
it's not like he coached any different. It's not like
he didn't try to win. It's not like he wasn't
giving his all to those players into Texas A and
M and trying to win the College World Series. Now
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I understand it if he put a crappy picture out
there and he lost on purpose because he knew he
was going to Texas or he made decisions because he's like,
what do I care, I'm not going to be here tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
We've seen that before Alabama, Alabama. That guy was betting
in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Cincinnati in Ohio inside joke anyway, So
I understand the A and M bands being upset, But
he's getting paid three million dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
A year.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
For college baseball.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I can't even find it on the ESPN homepage. Being
good luck trying to get that score of the College
World Series. I don't know, honey. I'm just gonna turn
it on the TV because I can't find it on
the damn app what the score is.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's like anybody that's ever left a job and you
are getting your ducks in a row before you leave
that job. WHOA, you already have something lined up. You
went and interviewed with another company. So this college baseball
college is not allowed to go interview with another company
before he leaves you. You're just mad because it happened
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to you and you did. They did the same thing
with Jimbo Fisher. They went and poached him from Florida
State when he was still the Florida State head coach,
this is what college sports is now. You have to
get to that job and recruit already. Because the transfer
portal is so quick and so fast, it changes on
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a dime. I have no problem with him doing it. Yeah,
my crazy, you.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Are because there is overlap, and that's just that. It's
just the same exact thing overlap you got to look
for in anything. I don't care if it's I'm trying
to think of something besides a relationship. Uh, go ahead, Uh,
it's it's perfect for relationships. If there's overlap, that's where
there's trouble. Oh they're divorced now and now they're dating somebody.
(38:41):
Oh that's fine. Well when did they start dating that person?
Oh before they were divorced. Oh that's overlap. That's where
the problem is.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
The only thing I think this coach did wrong was
yell at that reporter. Be rude and snarky to the reporter.
All he could have said is tonight, I don't want
to talk about me. I want to talk about my players.
Won't worry about the other stuff later or no comment
or anything. Instead of ripping down his throat like I did,
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I took this job to never move again and blah
blah blah and read him the Riot Act. When the
next day he was leaving for Texas. That was a
little bad good acting. But accepting a job before your
season is over, man, it seems like it happens all
the time in college athletics. So you aggies gig them.
Be upset, Austin Boggs, I know you're mad. I know
you're upset. And now all of a sudden, he has
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a guy has no class. I don't know anything about
the guy, and maybe he has no class in whatever.
But you loved him when he was winning for you.
But now that he left, he has no class. What
a loser? What a bum? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Connor Wigman, Man, he'll keep you warm in the fall.
Who's that quarterback? Top ten Heisman guy?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Uh? Who does he play for? A?
Speaker 2 (39:50):
And m Yagan?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Who's there?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
They got a who's their coach? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
That doesn't affect me. I'm not trying to bet.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Who is their college football coach? They got No, they
got the guy from Duke elcho Okay, right.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Riley Leonard went to Notre Dame. I don't know coaches
did You couldn't tell you the coach of the Titans.
Did you know one of our I couldn't tell you
the coach of the Sounds. I couldn't tell you the
coach of the Predators. I couldn't tell you the coach
of the Memphis Grizzlies. I couldn't tell you the coach
of the Knoxville or that's Pearl or Perth or basketball
coach at Barnes. Football is Perth partle?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Uh bar, noaches? What what sport?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Miss peaches? Football?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Ye? No? No, in Knoxville, yeah, Josh yeah yeah? And
baseball is viallly llo.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I'm not a coach, guy, dude, coach, coach, coach?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Uh no, what was gonna say? Did you know that
one of our sales girls, Riley Leonard's her.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Nephew and he's now going to Notre Dame.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Did you know that? No?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Uh? Amy's okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Nephew is a starter on the Pagosa Springs High school
basketball team. I mean, shut up, shut her? How did
you find that out?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Though? I saw a picture with her on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Him that's a low key flex, it's smart.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Loki flex And I was like, what what?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, don't you worry. I'll be low key flexing. If
Boomer makes it big.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You think he's gonna make it big.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
He could because he's a lefty. He's lucky. I'm a righty.
I would have made it. Would have the drive. He
definitely has the drive. And he's like, dude, he has
a lefty. He's I mean, but did you see in
the College World Series that picture for ut was throwing
seventy four miles an hour striking people out. Did he
have an eighty eight mile an hour fastball? Yes, he
was going off speed and he would strike out the side.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
So but just Boomer, all right, So you think Boomer
could make it in baseball basketball, he doesn't want to
do it.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I don't think he has the drive in basketball basketball.
He was already on the varsity team as a sophomore,
and he's putting up points, and he's got a spin
move and he's a lefty. Lefties have got it good, dude,
You just are more attractive when you're a lefty, especially pitching.
Every I mean, there's there ain't no lefty pitchers. He's
he is a rarity in Michigan. People look at him.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Like a unicorn. Yes, no craft, Yes, they don't have
left handed people in Michigan.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
So for that reason, I think, yes, he has a chance.
He's lucky.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
I was, alrighty, damn, I talked to my I talked
to batters Box's son the other day. That's the most
I ever talked to him in my life. And he
told me, oh, man, we are the worst team in
the league this year in baseball.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I need he is going into the third grade. He's eight, okay,
And I was like, how is baseball season? We were
the worst team in the league, worst team in the league.
And then I told you the story. He goes, and
then then we got kicked out of the tournament. Oh,
we won the game in the parents complaining and we
got kicked out of the tournament. So now I'm doing
karate nice. But now he loves karate. But what they're
(43:07):
really doing it for is look, discipline. I'm discipline and
he thinks it's for fun and chopping wood, and really
it's a listen to authority, follow directions.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, things like that. Yeah, Karate's good, wrestling all that stuff.
You're gonna benefit way more than playing on the baseball
team where you have eight players and you have to
forfeit a game. They learned nothing from that.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
They learned nothing except for that the other team is
a bunch of cry babies and parents take it too
serious because they lost and they complain to the league
and karate.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Dude, you're playing karate the whole time I was watching
Boomer's game online. If he wasn't pitching, dude, I only
saw him. I was watching a game of nine and nine,
nine and eight seventeen other kids running around the field.
I have no idea who they are.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Ah, baseball is a weird sport, it is. And uh,
before we go, I just wanted to give you guys
a lesson in life. Never cash out early. Never cash
out early.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Read the text my hand.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh my god, I can read it.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Please all right, this may help the story. Assist it
because color to it. I get a text from lunch
in a random afternoon. Damn it, I deleted it.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Where's my phone? I got it? I got it. It's
right here, it's right here, all right, I got it,
all right, I got it. Yep, I got it. Five, one, seven, right,
yeah done? I said, never cash out win gambling. I
had the Royals minus one and a half going to
the bottom of the eighth. They're down one to Oh
(44:34):
so I cashed out? They won five to one. Ray responds.
The cash out option is the website getting you to
gamble again. They already won as long as you hit
that button. Here's a lesson. If you place the bet,
who cares? You're already willing to lose that money, So
who cares? Why cash out?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Did you see?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
This isn't similar cash shaw, not an actual cash out.
Do you see the guy that could have won if
had been and Oilers won the Stanley Cup, he was
gonna win six hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, he had three futures bets. He had picked two
of the other ones perfect f for the teams. I mean,
whoever wont oh he got Chiefs and then he had NBA,
so he must There's no way. He had Celtics and
got those odds. Oh probably he had soccer some soccer
shit so soccer.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
He had what's some called Real Madrid winning.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Real Madrid, the Chiefs, and then he just needed the
Oilers bro So for six hundred thousand, you can hedge
that if you got a quarter of a million, you're
gonna guarantee yourself a quarter of a million. You gotta
do that. Instead, he risks it all and he's on
video going Florida teams. Man Florida teams just suck. And
he got zero dollars and he could have had a
(45:43):
guaranteed quarter of a million.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I could have had fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Stead he's in some random bar and they're doing a
DraftKings video filming him Man Florida teams, they suck. He
was so puckered you could see him.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
He probably in the sleep for a week. He couldn't
sit on the bar stool, he was so puckered. They
lost two to one, and I don't think he's probably
slept since that's brutal. I want to check on him
cause I, let's say, put a thousand on it. Dude,
that's one on one that could lead to addiction. Oh
my god, sadly give him that phone number. Boy, all right,
always guarantee yourself money. So I'm not that mad at
(46:17):
you do the cash out. No, you still got some money.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
No I didn't. I lost money because whatever I bet,
I didn't get in the full bet. So I lost money.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Well, I mean I was assuming it was a parlay
so I thought maybe it was even No, the best
cash out I ever had year ago, baser were doing
our couple's account.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
We're rocking, man.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
I did a seventeen parlay hit like four of them,
and I got a hockey game going on, and it's
under three, let's say, and it's at two and a
half and we're late in the third. Bro, they're offering
me five hundred dollars. I think I was going for
six grand I said, I don't give a flying crap.
I will cash out for five hundred dollars, dude. I
cashed out, got the five hundred dollars in the account.
(46:56):
Boom bam, thinking man, they scored a goal no less
than two seconds later, straight up. Just the gambling site,
just hemorrhaging money to me, dude, guaranteed five hundred. I
will take it any day of the week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
sometimes on Thursday, and always on Friday and Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah. I got ten dollars with my fifty dollars bet back.
That was so stupid, Like what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Our betting account's been riding on zero for about a week.
But I got futures out. I got futures for the
future is now. Man, Let's just say if Alabama, Georgia, Alabama,
Jayalen Milroe, any of those things hit. Oh yeah, and
a team from Texas. I need either the Texans or
the Cowboys to win the super Bowl. We're looking at
(47:39):
a one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
You're never getting one hundred thousand. We gotta get out.
Morgan's a studio. We're getting keeped out again.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
If they offer me a cash out two hundred, oh,
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Oh, Morgan gives us two hundred and get out of studio,
I'll go.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
They're not but the betting site isn't smart. Why are
they not off for me a cash out of one hundred,
I'll take that, bro, I always cash out, offer me anything.
I always leave early.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Right.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Do they offer me a cash out of twenty grand? Uh?
Click yes, I'll never go to the side again.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Click I don't.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Then Bama wins at all.
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