Coaches Convention 4 Live From Chief's on Broadway

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
We already started. Are we recording this?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh? We're rolling?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're loud, dude.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Sorry, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Guys? If you want to notice, I'm gonna go over
all the stained glass behind you from left to right.
It is Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, Springsteen, Michael Jordan,
Johnny Cash, Eric Church, and Jesus. It starts with an
s seeger.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
How do you know all that?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I got it from the guy the other day. I'm
learning names now, guys. It's a new thing. Uh Christine
whoa dang? You know where she's from? Texas Marble Falls.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I knew that before I knew their name is where
they were from. I'm weird. I remember weird crap. You're
ready to do it?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Did you bring the music intro?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man, I got it?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right, all right, we'll start it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
He does that every time in studio too. He's like,
hit the clip, but the clip is all the way
on the far left, and I have to hit it
so it's not smooth and it would never work on
the big show. But he always tries to make me
do it so seamlessly. But it's not a computer right
in front of me, just like right now, I don't
have a computer in front of.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Me, so obviously you don't have the clip. I just
wanted to make sure everybody knew we were not going
to play the clip. That was it. It wasn't anything
against you. I'm not trying to make you look bad, right, Yeah,
all right, let's do it. Oh they went to the
snookie shop. I remember those from last night. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I hate to say about that snooky shop. I don't
love the location. It's about four blocks off Broadway North,
up the hill. Not a lot of businesses survive up the.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hill in the bottom of a parking garage, but it's
cheap rent and it's really a small four plant.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
All right, let's start the show.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't damn do it.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna do it live. We are
the one, two three.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
So loser. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What up, y'all? It says, And I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with my Broadway girl Baser. We do live
in the country. We got two point two acres. There
was some snow. It was a skiff, but he also
called a dusting in the north. But yeah, it's pretty
much gone now. We don't have the white picket fence.
We'll get that in two years. We do have twenty
three eggs at Vanderbilt Clinic. And I'm gonna die of
a heart attack when I'm seventy two. But justin as

(02:33):
a resting heart rate of one hundred and twenty. So
he's gonna die of a heart attack today. Over to you, man,
We're gonna do roll called Jesse Oh no, jesse Leya
Oh not here again. Okay, I knew he wasn't here.
That's why I wanted to do that. Because he missed
Happy Hour last night.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
He missed this.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't know what the hell the dude's been doing.
But he did the tractor.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
He did do the tractor.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
He showed up and he randomly came up to me
and he goes, hey, man, I've bought on the internet
at these shoes that make you three inches taller, but
I think they only made me an inch taller. I
was like, nice, great, thanks man. And I haven't seen
the guy since. Yeah, he came out of at the
Happy hour. He looked like he just rolled out of bed.
And then we have not seen him the party tractor.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And then he is not here. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
But isn't his chick here?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Do what what tattoo is he getting? No he is not.
You swear to god.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Wow show whoa show them off?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So we.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
He scheduled the tattoo for the time of the podcast.
I got it anyway. All right, Well, I got good
news for you guys. I missed the basketball game. Today
was the Baby Box and Baby Box two's first basketball game.
I was not able to lead the troops into battle,
and I should have told the team that beforehand. But
last night during the Happy Hour, someone texted and said, hey,

(04:00):
I never got my kids jersey and I didn't see
it untill like twelve thirty am. And I decided to
text back, and I said, I thought, I said the
jerseys are gonna be late, You're gonna wear pennies tomorrow,
and instead I wrote, sorry, it's late. Jerseys got eight.

(04:21):
And then I woke up this morning and I saw that,
and I replied sorry about that, and I said, just
a heads up, I will not be there today due
to work obligations, but we have tapped Chris, who volunteered
to take over the team and lead the ship as
you guys head into the battle on game number one,
so Chris stepped up that. I mean, I don't know

(04:41):
how it went until I got a text from my
wife said games started. Two minutes later she said, baby Box,
first basket. We're a too nothing to nothing. Three minutes
later she text back.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Another one, baby by another.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
One, and I found out we won six and baby
Box two scored zero points, zero rebounds, one block shot,
no steal.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Same team though, Yeah, it's weird. It's weird league.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Ages four to six are on the same team, so
it is a variety of sizes, shapes and athletic ability.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Basketball, though, it's always tough in a different season, Like
I'm totally down when the Preds game. I love that.
But we are in the heart of football right now,
so it's kind of tough that you're doing basketball when
we're in football season.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Like, I could never play baseball right now. Well, no shit,
it's cold outside. You ain't gonna play baseball. You're not
gonna play soccer outside right now. It's cold. You're not
gonna play baseball.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's freezing, but like it's out of season. So that's
like I feel like they should play the basketball, shouldn't
they when the NBA started or.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, or when basketball is going? Let me see is
basketball going right now? I mean, is NBA going? Is
college basketball going? The reason they do it is because
it's cold outside. It's an indoor sport, so they need
something during the winter months.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Guys, I'm a I'm a Boomer plays on a basketball
team in high school, and I've this is a coach's convention.
I feel like, shouldn't they aligne? Boomer started two months ago?
Your kids basketball should started two months ago. Boomer's ending
his season whereas you're just beginning. It makes no sense.
Coaches convention, guys, this is where we're gonna solve everything
right now?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, and you do realize that my kid only plays
They only played like five games. It's not like it's
a twenty game season. So it'll be over in a month. Man,
Like it'll be over before March Madness even begins.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I gotta say, speaking of coaches convention, guys, if you
see the Marquee outside. Now we've made both sides of
the Marquie. It says welcome the Sore Losers Coaches Convention.
And the funniest thing is, if you really read the headline,
it says sore losers, so it's like these coaches that
are a bunch of dicks. And then it says coaches,
so it alludes to them being coaches. But if you're
on the street and Broadway, you're like, so there are
a bunch of coaches that like suck at coaching, Like

(06:53):
in the fact that chiefs gave us that respect and said, hey,
you're on the Marquee baby Coaches Convention.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Did you notice the marquis like earlier in the day
or did you just notice when we walked up last night.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I gotta get mad props. Aaron Bertogi from this is
Gwyn's South right now. Gwenn is from the North, but
there's so many people from Gwenn, my hometown in Michigan
that we're calling this Gwenn South right now in Nashville.
And she took a picture and said, proud friend moment.
And that's when I saw it, and I said, they
gave us the Marquis what. I had no idea that
was part of it.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, I had no idea. My wife came down here
for check in for a little bit, didn't tell me
anything about it, and I didn't. You guys were walking
up last night and by is like, hey, I'll get
a picture. You get a picture And I'm like, why
do we need a picture outside the bar? And She's like, well,
look at the Marquee And I was like, whoa, that's
pretty damn Now. How many people do you think walk
down Broadway and read the Marquee?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Everybody really?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Like?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
That is massive advertisement? Dude, that is badass. And also,
like with the Marquis, I always say, trips are about
the smallest things. It's not gooda Panama City beach, you
go to Kanekunah, It's always the smallest thing. Like, oh,
I loved that one time that we had that one
little drink at that rundown bar. I'm like, that was
the cheapest thing we did. It was so stupid shit.

(08:07):
I loved it though. It's beautiful, whereas the Marquee is
the most pointless thing you think out of this entire convention.
The Marquee really, for me, made the whole weekend, Like
that is gonna be the coolest thing.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean, now that all these people flew from across
the country to come hang out with us and party
with us, I mean, that's cool on its own right.
But we have never been on a damn marquee. Do
you understand that? Like, I mean, I remember when I
worked a Dunkin Donuts and they would change out the
marquee like, oh, two donuts for fifty cents. I was like, man,
they got that little long poll and they'd sit there
and take them an hour. And now we're on the

(08:39):
damn Marque on Broadway.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, and some people have been messing with the one
on Crystals, Like when you make the interstate exit and
you go to our radio station, people would mess with
it and like sometimes it'd be like, uh it, did
you know do vulgar stuff? And then obviously the staff
has to go out and change It would be like, uh,
dix today, and it's like that's obviously no.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Luke Dick was here last night, dude. He was on
the third floor. Nickle yea. Yeah, Luke Dick played on
this stage last night.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So people do funny stuff with the marquises. This is
legit though we literally didn't do it. It was all
Chiefs and do we have any doctors? Or oh, Justin,
can you check on callaway? He looks like he's about
to die. Like this dude is looking like he's looking
like death walking. I gotta give props to Justin. He
had a funny comment. He goes, so they're doing all
that video action last night, videoography, guys. It was all

(09:21):
over the place. Did you see that? No, there was
a videographer there. Yeah, there was cameras flying in and out.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I mean like the one that's right over here.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Oh, and Justin goes of all the things that we signed,
we signed acts stuff, we signed stuff for the tractor,
But did we sign forms? And these people could film
us sucking off all these drinks and then it goes
on the internet, Like, at what point did I give
my permission for that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Like whenever you go somewhere they're filming something, it's like
you are giving the right to film. Like when when
we went to a bar opening, it's like, oh, Chiefs
is opening the bar, they're gonna be camera crews. You
give the permission to be on camera? Did you guys
do that? But we appreciate you're gonna make the highlight
reel and that's what really all that matters. Yes, what
are we doing?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Are we going to break? Do we do commercials doing this?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, I got the clock going right here. It's way
too early for a commercial. I do want to say
that having it in Nashville is really rough. I think
I need to do a staycation. There's some friends here
that stay at the Four Seasons that have an extra
suite because I have my three kids at home and
I went home last night. I got inbedd at like
one am after people kept supplying me with drink after

(10:25):
drink here, drink this, oh, drink this here, get on
stage and seeing karaoke with me. Oh and at one
at twelve forty five, I was like, I gotta go,
and I just left Irish goodbye.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You know whatever song you and Joe did, please relove
a god, tell me what it was. Watch the video
three times. What karaoke song were you guys doing? I've
never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Well, see, that's the thing. I got up on stage
and I was like, as we were in the middle
of the song, I looked at Joe and I said, dude,
nobody knows this damn song. I was like, you can
look at the crowd. They haven't turned on us. They
are ready for us to get off the damn stage.
And it's called Corpus Christie Bay by Robert Earl Keane,

(11:04):
And everybody's like, who is Robert ro'keane? He's Texas Country.
That's why no one knows it. That's why everybody lived
as like, what are you guys doing. The guy in
the KARAOKEI booth said, I don't have that song. I've
never heard of it. But Joe persistence that here's forty dollars.
He's like, I'll get that song. And the whole crowd

(11:24):
was ready for us to get off that damn stage. Well,
there was a couple of people in the back that
were sympathy like, yelling for us. But anyway, so I
get to bed at one am, and I mean six
o'clock in the morning, six eleven to be exact. I hear,
dadda da da, what come in here? We gotta tell

(11:46):
you something. What do you have to tell me at
six o'clock in the morning. No, okay, that's fine. Then
the six year old baby box he went to the dentist.
The other day he got a whistle. So since I
didn't go in there to see what they wanted, what
did we get?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, I'm up cool? All right, what do you guys
want to do?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Sucks? But also you're kind of you try to play
the role as a cool dad to them. You can
tell us stories about that's how people always brag make
themselves a cool dad. But in real life he's a
cool dad. Like I just went up to their van.
They're all eating chicken nuggets, all say, hey, little shits,
you guys take a nap this afternoon lunch was like, hey, guys,
how are you having fun? It's like you don't always
have to be the cool dad to them. Take that whistle,

(12:30):
throw that shit in the trash. No, no, I guess
Tad would have never let us have a whistle at
the house.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, here's the thing. I'd rather have it at the
house because yesterday but when we went in the van,
he had the whistle and he was blowing that damn
whistle as we were going to dinner, and I said,
do not blow the whistle in the van, and he
thought that man, just blow it lightly, and he went
I said give me the damn whistle.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
No, no, Dad, I didn't know. I didn't know, Dad.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I said, give me the whistle, and I put it
in a cup holder. We went to dinner. I got
dropped off down here at Chiefs last night, and I
handed him the whistle back because I wasn't gonna be there.
I didn't care what he did with the whistle.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Then.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I didn't know he was going to sleep with in
his damn bed. And at six fifteen am, we were
gonna have in the damn house. And I'm like, now,
I wish i'd have kept the whistle in the freaking
cup holder.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
But I told you we had the penthouse. I said
open invitation, you can come stay up there with us.
I even told you could come chill after the axe throwing.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, but I went home because they were at the
basketball game and I had forty five minutes of dead silence.
I sat on the couch, I laid my head back,
fell asleep for twelve minutes and was like, this is awesome.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
The axe throwing ray at Bad Axe, Nashville.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's where we did go. That is where we went
this morning.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I gotta say that got addicted really quick. Should we
do it after the break.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
No, no, no, we don't need we don't need to
talk about it, because I mean, like you shit, my
team might have sucked, but hey, I let mean, I mean, hey,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. But I

(14:18):
gotta be honest. I was captain suck like I could
not figure out how to throw the fucking acts into
that wall. And I hate to tell you, I'm not
good at being bad at crap and I am not
good at losing, even though I tell my kids, hey man,
it's just for fun and it's all about trying your best.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
But that's why he's trying to prove how funny is
right now, because he sucks so bad.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
At zero zero zero zero, it wouldn't stick in the
damn wall.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Somebody had the best quote. They said, it's like such
a masculine thing to throw the acts and like Lunch
looks like such a little bitch, and like he's and
he sucks at it. It makes it all the more funny.
It's like, oh, like you lose your masculine. It's like
escalating has a guy. Oh honey, I can't cut wood
for the family. I rather like if you like it,
Hastes to say.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That, what damn wood do you cut for your family?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
What I'm saying if there was like if you don't
cut shit, No, but I'm saying, if there was a
time when you needed to cut wood to warm your family,
like you blue at it, dude, like your family would
freeze to death.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I don't know what would you cut my throwing the
axe at it. But I would chop the damn wood
well with the axe.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
And I even said, here's the thing about axe throwing.
Growing up, my dad never let us use the axe,
so he would always say, you guys could snap off
the handle. It's not worth it to you lose seventy
five dollars on a handle. Because I let the kids
do it. So all we did was carry the wood.
I've never swung an axe before, and I lived in
cold weather my entire life.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I've never had an axe. Man, I don't know where
you lived. I didn't have an axe. Sorry, it's had
a hammer and a nail man hammering and nail we
got at the pizza hut. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
my home.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
You should have done that song because our video could
have gone viral, I said. The next Morgan will run
and post Malone and I listened to the song three
times and I said, that's not going virable. That's the
worst song I've ever heard in my life. It had
everything it needed, the star power, Joe was looking great
in the video. It was perfect, and then the song
was so obscure. So if I would have been there,
I'd have done it, but I bailed out early. I
had the other bathroom Irish kobaye.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Well, it's not as bad as the time I was
singing karaoke with Charlie. Charlie plays on a soccer team
and we were hammered one night out of the bar
and he said sing karaoke. I was like, whatever, dude,
I suck at singing, But you just picked the song.
And we got up there and we sang the song
that was about six hours long called Bridge Over Troubled Water.
Oh my god. I didn't even know the song, but

(16:43):
it was so boring. We were getting boomed. I mean,
I don't know if you've ever been booed at karaoke,
but everybody's like in the song, get off, this is terror.
And it was so slow. It was like I had
the same day twice over yesterday when I'm going.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Never good day sober.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
No one gives a shit. Corpus Christie babe. Yeah, Hey,
Joe's worth forty dollars right, Well, I know the words.
I didn't know I could sing a lot of songs,
just not. But you said I was on beat.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Maybe it's alcohol, dude, you should have sung. Don't get
that faux mo from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are academ
or Ran in his float. Go with, they'll flow. They
call me popping bones is and ray Moon don't.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Moon no, and we'll be right back. Wow, that was
a quick commercial break, guys. Man, Hell, isn't that crazy?
How fast that is?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I'm gonna tell you what, man.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
So the other day I was pumping I had to
get gas, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I heard those commercial breaks. Now they're plugging other podcast guys,
but don't go listen listen to them after this one.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Port just don't listen to them. That's great too, I mean,
I don't care. Just listen to this one. Anyway. I
went to get gas the other day and it's raining
outside and I'm sitting there in the cold, and I'm
pumping gas.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Hey, you got a couple of dollars for some warm
stuff to warm in belly.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well this did could come around in the front of
the car. He's like, excuse me, sir. I'm like, shit,
homeless guy. He's like, me and my partner over there,
and he points and there ain't no damn partner. There's nobody.
He's like, you know, we're trying to keep kids in school,
and a little donation from you can go a long way.
Well I have ca And I'm like, oh, really, okay,

(18:23):
now he got my heartstrings. I got kids. I want
him to stay in school. Like what's going on?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
He has this lamited you know, piece of paper, and
he's like, for a small donation today, there's a twenty
five dollars, there's a fifty dollars, there's one hundred dollars
or five hundred even, But if you really want to
make a difference, you could make a one thousand dollars
donation today. I'm like, you think I'm gonna give you
one thousand dollars at the gas pomp But okay, that's

(18:50):
very ritch. Okay, I'm thinking scam all the way right.
I'm like, no, man, that sounds legit. And I'm like,
tell me more about this, Like you know, organization. He
was like, if you realize we lose twelve kids a
day to bullying? And I said, really he said and fittanyl.

(19:11):
I said, well hold on, So you're telling me the
two leading causes of kids leaving school are bullying and fintanyl.
That is a big judt. So exactly how is my
one thousand dollars gonna stop the fittinyl? And what is
my thousand dollars gonna do to stop bullying? Like, are
you gonna go to the school and be like, hey man,
have you quit kicking that kid's ass? I'll give you

(19:31):
five hundred bucks. Like, I have no idea the jump
that he went from like he had me at bullying.
I'm like, okay, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
But fintanyl?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Are we serious?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Fetanyl? That's a street drug. Justin knows more about all
this stuff, all the what is it is that so
is fed just finanyl? No, but he knows. He knows
more about fanatical professional He knows all the stuff that
people are looking into and getting checked for. My question
is this what is us? I figured Kobe, No, more
than that he sees it.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
The lot lizards don't guarantee you that.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Justin, is skag fentanyl? Or is what is skag? Yeah?
Heroin okay, Skag is heroin okay. So but that had
been great if he was using like slang names at
the gas station. Hey man, it'll help curb skag all right,
Well you know what, all right, let's get the skag
out of the schools.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Well yeah, So, needless to say, I turned him down
on the donation because I was like, I don't really
see the tie in between bullying and Fittanahl. He was like, well,
just so you know, that means tomorrow twelve more kids
are gonna leave school. And I'm like, well, shit on me,
you know what I mean, Like, my kids are still
going to be in school, So I win. I don't
understand it. So if you are at the gas station
this weekend and some guy comes up to you and

(20:45):
says bullying and Fittanahl, run the other direction.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
And my thing on that is, guys, it's not mean
by saying this, But I've always found with the homeless people,
for whatever reason they run rampant here, it's because people
are so generous on broadways. So at the gas stations
when I'm there earlier morning hours, like one two am.
There's so many of.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Them, I gotta take the sweatshirt off.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Sorry. Yeah, And so they need money, so this, yes,
give the man his flowers.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
So this isn't rude, guys, this is actually just factual.
So what I've found this works one hundred percent of
the time. Every time anytime they ask me for money
at the gas station, it's a homeless person. I just say, hey, sorry, man,
I gotta go to work. It sucks, cappy. That was
my punchline. I go, hey, guys, sorry, I gotta go
to work. It sucks. And like they hate jobs, they

(21:36):
hate work. So the fact that you they've emphasize, emphasize, empathize,
and they're like, oh my gosh, he's heading to work.
I feel so bad for that guy. They don't say
another thing. So every time I hit him with that,
I'm like, he dude, I'm heading to work. I'm so sorry.
I can't do it. They're like, oh shit, I don't
want to do that. I'm good too. Yeah, I'm sorry, man,
you got it worse than me. Here's a dollar. They
give you money.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Like, okay, I have a question. Are the are homeless
people the toughest people in the world, because when I
drive to work, it is like eight degrees outside and
they are sleeping under the bridge.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
So here's the thing, guys like, how do they do that? Well,
there's advice fitting all. Yes, skag Man the brown, I'll
tell you this. There's vents outside of buildings. We found this.
I went to a Christian school and we weren't allowed
to hang out with the girls. But we found out
if you leave your.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Dorms, but you weren't allowed to hang out with chicks
in college.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, so I never got to go in their dorms
unless it was a Tuesday night for one hour and
the door was open, and all feet had to be
on the ground. Like that's a legit thing.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wait on, explain to me what the feet on the
ground had to do anything, because you can't you can't
hook up.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
With you If you, guys ever hooked up with all
four feet on the ground with an ra walking by,
it's very tough. If you get into bed, stuff can't
happen very quickly. So anyways, my point with all saying
that you would we would sneak out of these dorms.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
But I mean I could stand there and she could
do something with the ground.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, Mark, we all had our feet on the ground
the other day. Well, you're an idiot, man, so did I.
She was on all fours. Man, it's street legal like
Christian colleges.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I mean her beet were on the ground. Hey, ari Ara,
we're not doing anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Pet are on the ground by the rule book. Her feet,
we're on the ground, Mark, I don't think we should
punish this. We're go ahead.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
So you going.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
So if you go outside and it's freezing cold, to
see these chicks we found, you had to find a
warm spot on campus. So we knew all the vents
that would pump out hot air. So obviously there's the
dryers from the dorms.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
But you're still next to you if you were homeless.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, so we would. If I found a chick I liked,
I'd be like, hey, meet me, meet me by the vent.
I'd be like hey, I'd be like, meet me by
the Social Studies building. And we always knew the vent
because the vent would pump up the hot air.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You sound like you're in eighth grade. Meet me behind
the shortstop, man, meet me behind the circle. K. You
guys don't know what shortstop is. You're not from Austin. Sorry,
burger reference a little small burger shop.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
And then you got all your buddies. They're like, man, man,
I've been dry for two months, Like really, I just
found dude. It's been great right now.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Man, it was before he was married. Relax, you don't
have stories about one before you were married.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
All right, she's gonna get up here and share them.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
What do you want to talk? Did you guys have
to hide by a vent?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, we were.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
She's getting a mic Pratt Rose so it was all good.
Oh this got awkward.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
It's got real awkward.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
That's our special guest. We tried to land everybody.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, I tried to land pits. Let me tell you
Pitts's response. I texted him this morning and I said, hey, man,
just want you to know the sore Loser's Nation is
craving them some pits, especially on Chiefs Sunday when at
Chiefs on Broadway, we're gonna have it on the big screen.
Patrick mahomes in high death and he said, yo, man,

(24:57):
I got to say, I got friends coming over to
my place to watch the game, and then we're headed
to Kentucky to play in a poker game. I may
get out there tomorrow. Thank you for the invite, Brother,
go Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
And logistically he's gonna go all the way to Kentucky
and then tomorrow's gonna come all the way to Nashville.
He lives an hour from here. That makes no sense.
That was a straight lie by Pitts.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
No, no, I.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's one of those things when people say, oh, you know,
I may meet up with you later, like if you're
going out, like McKitty who does afternoons for our station.
He's like, hey, I'm gonna be out, and I'm like, yeah, dude,
I'll text you, I may meet you over at you know, Chiefs.
And then I'm never gonna meet up with him. Really,
I'm just saying that. It's a nice way of not
being rude.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I guess he was in his apartment complex and I go, dude, great,
I go, this tractor is traveling so slow. I don't
care what you're doing in your apartment. Get to the window.
You'll have time in video us. And he caught us
going down to Mumbray and this tractor with a bunch
of drunk asses and he videoed it. I was like, dude,
clutch video work thank you.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, And he was able to do that because he
followed the rule. Feet had to be on the ground.
He had all fours they had to be on the ground,
So he was in good shape. Ray.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
That was Nashville tractor that we were on, that's right.
And they remembered us today. We were at axe throwing
and Cappy is outside of the ax throwing and they're like, Cappy,
we remember you from yesterday. And they're like, do you
want to come back on dead serious?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
And then what did Cappy do? He rolled over the
curban in the street and plopped over. Yeah, Joe had
to get out of the uber and pick him up
out of the street. So Cappy not falling. We tried to.
We did it last night with him no falling. He
has one fall and we have failed Cappy this year. Well,

(26:38):
now you're with the Cowboys. You're on vacation man. Yeah,
you're with Dak and with the boys, you know what
I mean? Yeah? All right, should we take a break, man?
I don't know when we took our last break.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, at some point we got to talk a little football.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Right, Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll talk it maybe
right after this.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh, thanks Colin Cowhard for the commercial.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh is that who was on there?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
It's either Colin and they've been doing Bones's new football
show on there. They do all like I think Four
Things even gets advertised. So what I'm asking is are
our shows advertised on their stuff?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I'm not gonna listen to find out.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yes, I am four Things. Baser loves that one.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Oh four Things with Amy Brown.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh, and Baser. Morgan didn't come on our podcast, but
Baser is gonna be going on take this personally with
Morgan Huselman in the next couple of weeks. Guys, round
of applause for Baser. But I did tell Morgan, I go, girl,
the day before your podcast comes out, we're gonna interview
her on Sore Losers. I was like, so take that shit, girl,

(27:41):
we get the thunder on that one.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Wow, you go on her. Never mind, We're not gonna
promote another pot here. We're gonna talk Oh, breast cancer.
We love talking about cancer here. Let's bring the whole
mood down. Hey, guys, shit, we're here to have a
good time. Anybody want to talk about cancer or breast.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I thought that's what you're gonna go with. Well, I'll
talk about breast dude, the one dude on the street
last night. He goes, yeah, I like, or his wife goes,
I'm gonna take you guys picture just say titties and
we all go all right, well that's weird titties because
they were older than us. And then the guy goes
they were together. He takes his coat off and he
had nothing but tits on his shirt. Were like that
couple is obsessed with tits.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I mean it was a button no, no, and we're
not like talking like a T shirt. Like it was
a button up, nice shirt.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
And his wife let him go out of the hotel
with that shirt on and thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
She let him buy it first of all, like she
had to be the one that probably ordered it, and like, oh,
sounds like a Christmas present for Callaway. Yeah, and now
I want to talk about Can I talk about my
six year old again? Yeah? Baby box please?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
So he scored another point.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
No text, No, No, he's in kindergarten, right, And I
remember kindergarten. I remember making butter, I remember like playing
with blocks pictures, and I remember laying out the mats
for nap time and taking a nap. I didn't realize
how hard kindergarten goes now, because the other day we're
riding bikes home from school and he was like, hey dad, Dad.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I'm like yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
He's like, you know that doctor.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You remember that doctor Martin? And I'm like, doctor Martin,
we don't go to doctor Martin and he goes, no, no,
like uh King King, And I'm oh, Martin Luther King Jr.
He's like, yeah, you know how he died And I'm
like what. He goes, oh, someone shot him because they
didn't like him. And I'm like, uh, are you in kindergarten?

(29:41):
Are you in high school? Like what are we doing here?
And he's like why would someone shoot him because he
didn't like him?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
And I was like, oh, man, well so son, some
people have different colored skin right and back. He's like yeah, Dad,
So if my kid friend had brown skin, he wouldn't
have been going the same classroom him as me. And
I'm like yeah. And he goes and I said they
couldn't go on the same restaurant, you wouldn't be on
the same sports team. And he's like and so they

(30:08):
shot him because he had dark skin. And I'm like,
oh my god, Yeah, you're in kindergarten. We shouldn't be
talking about this, but yeah, son, so this is how
it works in the world, you know what I mean.
There's people that are racists and they don't like people
with and it was just he was just like, did
you know him? I'm like, no, no, no, I didn't
know him. And he goes, well, how do you know?

(30:29):
And he's like he was only thirty years old. That's
not very old to die, dad, And I'm like, what
are we doing? This is all in a bike ride home.
I'm like trying to talk about the flowers and the
snow on the ground, and he I mean, do you guys?
I mean, who has kids here? Do they talk about
this crap? Shit? I just was not prepared to talk

(30:55):
about an assassination on the way home from kindergarten. You know,
Like it was very weird. And he was just like, Dad,
I don't want to live when they're when they don't
people don't like each other. And I'm like, well, well,
I said, sudden, you're already alive, so you're already living
in do you know what I mean? I mean it
was very awkward, but yes, that was my parentsing moment

(31:18):
of the week about death. It was very terrible.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
And that's on the teachers too. They just like present
like here you go, kid, here's a day. Your dad's
gonna explain it to you.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
See it Tuesday, and they could at least give us
the heads up, like, hey, just so you know, today
we're gonna talk about how Martin Luther King Junior died.
And so then I did tell him, hey, remember when
we went to the city with the ducks and he's
like Memphis. I was like, that's where it happened, man,
and he goes, oh, yeah, that city did kind of
look like shit, Daddy.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't want to go to Memphis anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
We never go to that city again, No worry, Son,
We were never going back there.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Memphis is one of those cities too, when you go
around it. I didn't even go through it. When I
went to Tunica. You go probably five miles around the
outskirts and it's just there's eat down cars and it's
just people don't give it ship. There's no blinkers whatsoever.
If you're on the far side there.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
You know there's people from Memphis here.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
There's nobody from Memphis. Where are they right there?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay? Jackson it's like a minute from Memphis. You're always
in Memphis.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
It's a weird city. It is a weird city. Keep going, man,
Ray you know a good city, Nashville, Tennessee. I've had
so many people say, we need to bring this thing
to Vegas. Guys.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, guys, no, no chief sitting in Vegas. Guys.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
We don't have chiefs in Vegas. Look at this, Look
at this setup.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Is this not badass?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Jesse? You got a tattoo, Show your tat, Show your tat,
show your tat.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Hold on? Hold on? So if I made you eat
a rock, you can get I mean, what tell me
why you got the tattoo of a scorpion? Though? I
don't understand.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
So I took a shot, but you had to eat
a scorpion like a real scorpion, and then you took a.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Shot in tequila. Yeah it's dead, like it wasn't. I
don't know. It kind of kind of wiggled, dude, of
all the things.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I thought.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
So, you didn't have any plan to get a tattoo,
you just did it.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
No, So I got another tattoo. I got a Nashville
like boots that I had cowboy hat like for Nashville.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Oh do you get one in every city you go to?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Pretty much. D you want to see the leg?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Show the wait.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
So did it hurt? Is it like hell on your foot? Well,
well we can't really see that. You gotta gotta pick.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
It up YouTube live. Can't see that.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh he has a lot of tatts.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh you do have a lot of tatts. Dude, Damn
I paid for that tat.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
And Jesse is the It's leva right, is that you
pronounce it? I'm learning names.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Man.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
He was We was in Vegas. We had the Vegas
Convention and we're there and he goes, hey, man, I
have the foolproof way to win it. Really, he had
seven hundred and fifty dollars and I'm gonna screw up
the numbers, but it's close. You'll get the picture.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
It's like, I have a system.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
It couldn't hit double green zero, it couldn't hit two,
four and six. Okay, there you go. It can't hit
those four numbers. Within five minutes, it hit those four numbers.
He had like a eighty three percent success rate and
he lost seven hundred and fifty dollars in five minutes
and was like, dude, that is the stupidest system I've

(34:28):
ever heard. And so he came back this year and
he goes, I've got a new game to play. What
was it pow Gamma or what was it? Keino Quino? Okay, Grandma,
you know.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Sonny, I gotta go down and play a Keino in chief.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Some Broadway dude. These old people have fun on Broadway though.
I mean, it's just like just walking down the street.
The stuff that you see. There's people from all walks
of life trying to check out Broadway and country music,
whether they're playing music or just looking at people, and
it's I don't know if I've ever seen like a
melting pot like this anywhere in the world.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Let me see, if you've been to Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, good point, man.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Have you ever been to Memphis.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
That's not a belting pot, dude. That's people that are
like one, you know, it's a murder pot.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, it's what And it is melting there. It's disappearing.
I'm gonna tell you that. I mean, you go, it
is like the apocalypse and it's like there is no
one there. It is unbelievable and the irony but they
did spend like millions of dollars on this park on
the river. It's amazing. It's a beautiful park. Maybe redid

(35:36):
it all the like slides and stuff or shapes of animals.
Really nice park. No one was there, but it's a
nice park.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Peabody ducks are on the pond or whatever. But the
irony of Memphis is I wanted to have my bachelor party,
Oh my god, in Memphis. I wanted to have it
in Tunica. And one night we were gonna go to
Beal Street and Bones was even gonna buy a tour
bus and we were all gonna do it. But then
all the guys in my ear go, that would be
the worst decision ever. We're not going to Memphis. We're

(36:04):
going to Vegas. And we did. I don't know why
it ever fell through. Why did it? It was so
I was just so obsessed with TUNICAI like I like
one in three dollars craps tables or the bubble craps.
I'm only playing twenty five dollars a hand. That's how
you lose your ass.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Or you just come up with a system, and that's
how you lose your ass. You know, all right, should
we talk about the games.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, we need to address this, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
We're gonna take a break. And I mean, I guess
there's playoff football. I mean, Bears aren't playing Titans suck? Cowboys?
Oh god, hey, hey, you almost made it to wear.
You almost made it wear? I mean who else? The

(36:49):
Steelers suck? Oh God, Patriots are bad? Sorry, Leilani. Oh
Carolina Panthers. I don't know if anybody likes them. Oh,
the Cleveland Brown and the Colts Saints. God, we cheer
for a bunch of losers.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
We really knew, But not tonight. Guys. The Nashville Predators
are gonna beat the wild I have buddy, you are
in a Chief shirt.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Buddy, Oh, you conveniently forgot the Bill's shirt. Your husband
is a Bills fan, you're a Chiefs fan, and you
happen to forget you're not even wearing a Chief shirt.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
What the.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, we gotta talk about these games.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Man, you want to talk about these games, Let's talk
about them. Chiefs are gonna roll, Chiefs are gonna roll.
I'm sorry. You want to know why this is the
old age thing that we talk about when you go
to cold weather and you ain't used to cold weather,
guess what happens Your butthole pucker's up and it sucks.

(38:03):
C J. Stroud of the Texans are coming from a nice,
beautiful dome dome in Houston where it's hot and humid, hot,
and they're gonna go to Kansas City where it's like
ten damn degrees and they're gonna be like, please, can
this game hurry up and end?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
That's not a good promo for us all going to
this watch party.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And well, we're not going anywhere. We're staying here.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Hey guys, it's gonna be a terrible game. Leave early.
Thanks for coming to the watch party. Great promo, did
I say leave early?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
We can live bet, we can gamble, we can cheer
on our anytime touchdown bets. I mean, what else is
there to do?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
And it also, honestly, it shows why you need a
Future's bet the Lions. Here we go, hold on Lions.
Starting the season, we're twelve times your money. Now they're
two times your money. You just have to think ahead
of time. That's all you have to do. You would
have won twelve times more of your money. It seems
like you still have to win. I know it seems
like it's a Lion super Bowl, But I'm just telling
you you win significantly more money if you are proactive

(39:02):
and futures bet. That's all it takes is just a
little bit look into the future. That's why you get married,
that's why you get engaged, It's why you build a
house because you're looking into the future. Don't get individual
game betting. Yes, please do that. Not a great promo
for us betting today, but in the future, please bet
the future. Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Hey, guys, staying at the condo? Where's Roger?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Did everybody from the condo?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
He got an IVY today? Well, didn't damn work because
he ain't here.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Wow, this guy.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I We'll get the microphone, hold on, get the mic
hold on. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna worth it. I know
he was missing when we went to the karaoke bar,
but then I don't know where Roger he showed up.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
So last night we were out, but we got home
somehow and then out of nowhere, Buddy comes in and
he's like, yo, Roger, he's not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
He said, he's got to go home and go to work.
He packed his bags. It was like, I had to
pick up a shift.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
I'm headed to work, packed his bag, got to the
elevator and was like, where the fuck am I?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
He didn't have to work, He didn't pick up a ship.
He just convinced himself that he did. That's the worse.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
So this morning we had IVY scheduled and he was like, yeah,
ill probably need one.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
He showed up.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
He got the biggest, most expensive extra bag added he
While she was sending up, he ran out the room
to puke.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
And came back.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
That's a story. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
And should we text him?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
We probably should?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, yeah, I know he lives in Texas. He lives
in San Antonio, and I don't know what happened to him.
I just looked up and I'm like, damn, Roger's not here.
He was missing last night. He's missing again.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
He must be hurting.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Okay, yeah, so Ray is there any way, Like, how
can the Chiefs lose? Because we need the Chiefs to
lose eventually. Yeah, no, no, guys, listen.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Wait, is Tank Dell is he still with us?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
He's dead? Okay, he's on crutches.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Nico Collins is solid Okay, what about that Meshi mechi, Yeah, mechi,
he's good. C J shroud he's playing, And what about
mixing he's playing. Yeah, all right, so they got all
the user they got the guys. They can't Their offensive
line is not gonna be able to block.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
That's the problem. And here's the thing, Andy Reid. I mean,
he that dude likes to eat, but he also likes
the game plan. And when you give him extra time,
it's just he comes up with these little wrinkles. They
got Hollywood Brown. Now they got all these toys. DeAndre Hopkins.
They haven't even been using him, and now I guarantee
you today he's gonna have fifty catches for five hundred

(41:41):
yards because they're gonna start using him and say, ah,
you guys thought we were just messing with you in
the regular season. We're gonna kick your ass. Like, who,
who thinks the Texans gonna win this game? Hey, Miguel,
I know, I know they're not gonna win now, because
I mean, when the Cowboys raise their hand, we know
the shit, do you if you're listen, that's like saying, oh,

(42:07):
if Texas wasn't any you would cheer for Texas a
and m like, what, no, they're your rival, that boo, Like,
are you guys, who's tired of the paint or the
of the Chiefs? Who's tired of them?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
You can guys, this is not a fucking classroom.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yell.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Like people on the podcast. Can't hear hands go in
the air, like, hey, who's tired of the Chiefs? Look?
I love greatness. I love greatness. That's why I've met
part of this podcast because I love greatness.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I had so many I had so many people approached
me and They're like, is this the final year? And
I'm like, sadly, I think it is.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I cheer for the Bears. Yeah, I didn't say they're good,
but I like seeing greatness. Like I love Alabama. I
wasn't an Alabama fan, but it was so impressive what
they were able to do year after year after year
after year. Well, and the Chiefs, I don't know how
they're doing it. They look like trash, but they win games.

(43:11):
So I'm tired of it. But it's super impressive.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, this isn't the game. You put emphasis on this one.
The Chiefs win that one is interesting, it's Ravens. It's
Bills and then in the Super Bowl it's Lions. That's
the Well, we turned that down. We're doing a pod here,
go tell them that downstairs.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Hey, keep it down, guys, we're running audio. Please if
we take two breaks or three, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
We're good on breaks.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Oh we are good.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
D All I know is uh that this isn't the
game for the This game really is gonna kind of
be a little bit of a wash tonight tonight. What
I really am fearing is, while we're at this hockey game,
I think that Lions Commanders game is gonna be insane.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
What is gonna be insane about it? The Lion's up
by twenty points in the first quarter. Hell no, that
is gonna be a game. Listen to Cappy. Yeah, hey,
let me how rich are you?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Cappy?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Because the Commanders are live in that game, because Jayden
Daniels is.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Not immobile like Sam Darnold was a man cat.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
And I'm just telling you right now, that's a professional sport.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Caavy, Cabby bet the over in that game. Totally happy happy.
I got a question, have you had any alcohol today?
Is that impairing your judgment? I did? I did fall
out of the wheelchair guys. Thank you. So here's a
little I'm just gonna tell you what I'm my little
parlay on the Chiefs I did hold on. Where is
it out? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Titans, dude, we're getting we're getting either Shed i'dam Ward baby, No,
make fun of you, make fun of me? All you
want suck for Shader baby? No, actually I want I
want that Young, I want Travis Hunter.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
There's what I got. I got the Chiefs minus eight
and a half, Kelsey anytime TD and DeAndre Hopkins anytime TD.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
And that's my parlay. Jaylor Swift to be on TV
more than five times Q parlay many that's what we're.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Cheering for today. Okay, No, here's what's gonna happen in
the Lions game. They're gonna beat them by twenty. Guys,
you're drunk, Maybe I am give me a to tequila shot, Roseanne,
I owe you one. You said last night you owed
me at tequila shot, right and that? Do you remember
that or no?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
And well, hey, we're getting to count on him.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
I was, I was getting on. I could have got
off without doing it.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
We're getting to count on how much alcohol you guys
put down at the two hour Happy Hour just for
factual reasons. I think it's hilarious. So we want to
know how many bottles this that I know the vodka
was almost cashed at six forty five and they had
to get replenishments, so it could be a fun little
sored losers. Fact how much you guys put down in
two hours, So props on that. Probably.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I'm very I'm very impressed, but I'm also impressed by
the Lions, and I'm gonna be impressed by the Lions
tonight when it's a freaking blowout and we're at a
hockey game watching the Nashville Predators. Thank you Nashville Predators
for having us out tonight.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Have we chosen the people that are gonna go do
the ball?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
No, because I don't even know who's who's all going
to the Preds game tonight. Sho oh oh, Bree, you
may need to get down in there. Wait, we said
it's gotta be girls, right bri Vers Stacey. Maybe, oh
oh oh, that may be. That may be a good matchup.

(46:15):
But I just listened when the Lions play, Like when
when the Vikings number one seeds on the line, they
ran them out of the building. They're gonna run the
command Are the commanders even good?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Are they lucky? Are they lucky? The Commanders are good?
Detroit is gonna win the game. Guys, before the game,
this is the video they need to have that they
always do. They do em Eminem Hailey, Hailey, you only
lose yourself in the music the moment you show his trailer,
gonna let it. Need to go live to eight mile.
We're gonna go live.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Man.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
What do you think, Amen?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You got a couple ballers, buddy, I'd love a little
bit to drink tonight. Oh you got black tar. We're
live on the streets at eight mile right now. What
do you think about the Lions? Hey? Man, I just
need some drums? Fuck off? Man, All right, back to
you in the studio. Back to the Detroit Lions football.
That's the worst city ever. We talked about Memphis. Detroit
is got awful.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
No, dude, they have revamped it. Man, Dude, I've been there.
It's all a bunch of busted out windows.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Parking is a dirt and you have to walk through
all these different rundown things before you get to the stadiums.
The coolest thing is when Maria with the Detroit. Awesome.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Thanks. This her name's not Maria, you call herf fuff.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
And when you walk the coolest thing is when you
walk through Camerica, you can actually touch Ford Field. They're touching.
Oh my god, I don't do tequila.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
What do you do today? But I guess not.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh my gosh, guys, I don't do tequila unless I'm
in Cancun.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Oh really? Oh well?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Man? Is this Fetanohl? It's growing in the schools nowadays.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Man hey, this is for the kids.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Man Hey, one hundred dollars will save them?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Man hey, one two? Three sore losers. That's warm?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Good God.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Taking like a man lunch boss? I did you didn't
see me use the lime?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
There goes that crap spilled on my pants? I mean
this is that bad?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
You guys? I don't do tequila.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
God, that was warm, Like, who the hell drinks warm tequila?
We ain't twelve guys.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Does that cost some egos?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
You do? Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
You homeless people do? I guess God, that's terrible. But anyway,
let's get back to the football. Lions kill them tomorrow, Eagles, Eagles,
and Rams. I've talked to sell several of the Fellers here.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
It's gonna be a hell of a game. Rams may
beat the Philly Eagles just because guys listened. Hurts doesn't
have a great arm use at the backup at Alabama.
I don't give a shit. Saquon is dirty, he doesn't
he can't throw deep good. Yeah, not that great they do.
Would I tell the quote to you? I said, oh,
tell the quote to listen. A little thumb up Hurts,

(49:04):
but isn't gonna win them the super Bowl? The tush
push man. If I could have done that, at have
won ten super Bowls. Man, here's the thing. What do
I tell you, Ray? What do I tell you? Always
trust the flight Eastern Times.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Over the West.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
It ain't about the travel man, Ray, they're flying to Germany.
It's looking me be a crazy travel day.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
That's not it. Is it cold outside in Philly?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Now he's on the weather day.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Is it cold outside in Philly? Guys? Is it gonna
snow in Philadelphia? Philly's by thirty guys, No, Philly?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Did I say Phillies? I met Philly?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Well, I would say that Rams have been through a
little bit more than cold weather. They've been through wildfires.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Brew that's not cold that's.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Hot, right, they know adversity brou.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Hey, where did Stafford come from? Texas? Where did Stafford
play in a dome in Detroit? He played at Georgia
where it's hot. He played in a dome in Detroit.
He plays in a dome in Los Angeles. Guess what
Philadelphia does not have a dome, guys. And guess what's
gonna be falling from the sky, snow? And guess what

(50:14):
a Texas boy does not want to play football in
the snow? Philly buy a million, Philly.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Buy a million. And AJ Brown's gonna be on the
sideline with his book reading again.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Dude, Hey, he made that guy millions of dollars? Is
that not crazy? Did you anybody buy the book? Aj
Brown was reading a book on the sideline and it
shot up to the number one book on Amazon. So
this dude made a ton of money because of AJ Brown.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
But behind the scenes, if you're a coach coaches convention,
you're like, hey, dude, put that fucking bug away, Like
read the playbook or like watch the video of the game.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah, Like get the tablet, dude, Like you see how
you didn't run this route?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Stuff? If we've read a book during hold On, Big Show.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Hold on, guys, I gotta read a passage you keep going, man,
I'm just doing mine.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
If we read pulled out a book during the Big.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Show this, if you pulled out a book in this show,
I'd kick your ass, bones would beat my ass with
a ten foot stick. But we know, let's be real,
we know ray And doesn't read a book. He ain't
read a book in a long time.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I'm on one right now.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
What are you reading? Man?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Baser left the room, so I don't know the title,
but it's called Uh. I did read Girl on a
Train That as stupid as hell? But then, uh, what
is it? It's the island and the events, the guests,
the guest list. If some of you women maybe know
that one.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You read a lot of chick books or what?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, I just read the chick ones. How do you
want to read about some dude? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Someone would tell me about us. I read a hell
of a book something about Snoop wrote a book and
it's supposed to be really good. What's it called? You
got to say in the microphone though, Now that's you girl,
that's you mouff, that is you moth Streets to the Sheets. Okay,

(52:07):
we got it.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
It's from the Streets to the Suits.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
And I highly recommend it on audiobook because he narrates
it and also infiltrates some of his music.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I love Snoop.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I gotta say, I'm gonna look it up on good
Reads and see what it gets. Oh, he gets bad ratings.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Has three point eight out of five.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Thank you very much. That's good research. That's my research assistant.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't know how to would I would have taken
me thirty minute because I wouldn't have been able to
find this stupid good Nope, still don't know where it is,
and my fa I would never found it. We're gonna
take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, Hey, Hey,
I got a question.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Were you there, Hey, Bad Acts Company, Nashville.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
It was that bad man. Hey, And let me tell
you I wouldn't hide by emotions very well. My poker
face was not very good, if you know what I mean.
I needed some solace to go home and be quiet
and reflect on my poor performance.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
My team won eighty five seventy five, and then the
next game we won one hundred and thirty five. To one.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Ten.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Guys, I'd never thrown an axe. I didn't know as
good at it. I was a high score in both games.
I was insane. I'm from Michigan.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
It makes sense now. The only good game I feel
like this weekend. Bill's who the hell said that? The Ravens.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I don't know who said that, but that was pretty cool.
That will be those upstairs guys. I get, I get,
I get. The convention will be over. So he's been
to promote a game.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
From the top rope.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Dude, that was out of nowhere. Hey, guys, he's gonna guys, guys,
I want to promote again. We're gonna promote a game
that's not even during the Convention. But you still gotta
about Sunday Night. Sunday Night, that's the only Hill game.
And Ravens is gonna be the greatest NFL football game

(54:07):
in the last thirty years. And I will hang up
and I will listen. And who do you pick to
win it? I think Bills win it. It's gonna be
tough to see King Henry Man. He did so much
good for this city, guys, But guess what, we got
another man coming to this city. And his name is
Shader Sanders and Dion Sanders and they are gonna change
the culture. At Coaches Convention twenty twenty six, mark my words,

(54:34):
t worst team in the league. I know.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Wait, you gotta say tighten up from the top row Man.
Come on, Oh, just Bill's Mafia, that's it. Huh Okay,
all right, I think the Bills are gonna win. At
the beginning of the playoffs, I picked the Ravens to
win the Super Bowl, but I didn't know it's gonna
be snowing in Buffalo. And Lamar Jackson he doesn't like snow.
He doesn't like cold. He gets all bundled up and
he can't run. He's slow and ambry. All right, Okay,

(55:03):
Oh is that what it is? She tuned out. Okay,
so we'll stop talking sports. Well that that's it. So
that's it.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Hey, go ahead. We have a close to the show
and I'm not done yet. Okay, but this is via Cappy,
a close to the show. Once you're ready for it,
we can we can go wherever you want.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, I'm gonna take a break and then we're gonna
come back and if anybody has questions, we'll be right back.
Raise your hand if you have a question because we
got a wireless Mike two Mike's are you gonna stop that?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I don't want my phone dead when I want to
be video and a Predators good call?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
All right, we got the Oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
So I know minimal about sports lunchbox. Great, you've taught
me everything I know. My question is why did the
Titans get rid of Derrick Henry because he I thought
after listening to the pod that Derrick Henry was washed up,
but he is kicking butt.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
So why did the Titans get rid of him?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Uh? Because their GM was an idiot and that's why
their GM is no longer here that he got fired.
And I think also the Titans didn't want to spend
the money. They thought, oh, they can just bring in
someone else and they'll have the same production. And they
were absolutely wrong.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Thanks for Paulard, dude, appreciate you giving us Paullard.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
They were just wrong. The GM made a bad decision. Uh,
Derek Henry wasn't washed up and he decided I think
Derek Henry also decided he was a free agent that
he wanted to go play for a winner. He wanted
to have a chance at a super Bowl. He looked
at the Titans and was like, this team sucks, Like
we're not gonna win. I gotta get out of here.
I mean Will Levis, that dude's gonna be dipping his

(56:40):
dick and mayonnaise football.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I mean, yeah, we should have put little mayonnaise jars
in the gift bags.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Bro, where were you the six months we've been planning this.
You just came up with that right now.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
And you guys don't live on Broadway. There's like the
huge billboard when you drive up Broadway towards West End
and it's literally leave us doing the splits in mayonnaise
and gold every day of the week. The guy has
his dick in mayonnaise, you.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
The worst quarterback in Tennessee history. Why yes, mayonnaise, perfume
now or cologne? Really yeah, it's like Hellman's Oh it's
me sorry, disgusting.

Speaker 7 (57:17):
All right, here's my question, lunch MVP. So we have Lamar,
we have bo Josh and as you were saying, it's
supposed to be the game of the century or whatever,
which I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
So in your opinion, who is the MVP of the year.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Saquon Barkley.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Wow, you went total left. You might as well just
said the guy from Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
No, no, Joe Burrow suck. No, no, here, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Joe Burrow.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
No, no, he doesn't suck. He doesn't suck. But MVP go
look at the teams Joe Burrow beat. They all suck.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
You.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Look at Joe Burrow's weapons. Saquon Barkley was amazing. But
if you're going between Lamar and Josh Allen's Josh Allen.
Look at what Lamar has around him?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
How can you say, Josh when Lamar has more rushing yards,
more touchdowns, and more actual passing yards.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Who has a better who has a better record?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Whoa?

Speaker 7 (58:20):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
And Ma Homes sucked last year?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
No, no, here, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Look
at the weapons.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Look at the weapons that Lamar has. Look at he
has one.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Zay Flowers ain't a weapons.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
They Flowers is hurt there wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Zay Flowers been hurt for six minutes.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Okay, say Flowers is a hand handed. Fuck he can't
catch anything.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Hey, that's fantasy football talk right there. That's fantasy by
every Sunday.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Me and justin Zay Flowers hand handed.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Fuck. You know what I'm gonna I'm na palling Anthony Richardson,
I'm gonna tap out. I'm tired, man, I'm tired. I'm
gonna tire. I need a sung man something. Come up here.
Anybody else got a question?

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Callaway's awake?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Callaway can yell it?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Hey? Quick question?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And they don't have to be sports questions, guys, they
could just be like, what the hell questions do?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Y'all want to win some money?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Oh a callaway walk? These are legendary on the Facebook page.
Usually like five out of six will be dead wrong.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Yeah, from the record, the only thing that he's ever
hit he to me and Eric and wouldn't place his
own money.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
That's the only bet that's ever hit for him.

Speaker 8 (59:30):
So let's win some money. First, we'll go down to Starkville, Mississippi.
Mississippi State minus six overall Miss because Ole Miss sucks?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Wait in basketball?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Basketball?

Speaker 9 (59:45):
Who Mississippi State overall Miss? You're telling me, Hey, that's
not all I've got? Can I just say, Chris Beard,
that's all I gotta say. I'm not betting against him,
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
That Ole Miss defense really chokes people out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Damn. That's a domestic violence reference.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I'm not the one that did it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:05):
Chris Beard is anyway, allegedly, here's the big one. Monday
night mlkday got do you know how he died?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Happy MLK Day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Hey, I learned this from my kindergartener.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
Why do I sit back down anyway? Anyway, it's gonna
be when you have some money.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
As you turn to the crowd. I love that you
turn to the crowd. That's good, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
We got Monday Night.

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
Wait, so Monday Night National Championship Texas is oh wait?
I apologize, I apologize. I've been hearing all year that
Texas would be in the championship. Sorry, Eric and your brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah, the Martinez family many they may have got some
d MS last night. Hey, Brandy, I haven't seen your
brother or your cousin set put on the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Here's what you need to know, and I'll be done.
I don't even know what the line is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
But take Ohio State minus eight?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
Let's go to Ohio State minus eight. You're welcome, but
place it now. I won't charge you any profits because
you should be paying me for these picks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
But I just want to say, hey, hey, stop it.
Stop it. I just want to say you're welcome in advance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Hey, thank you. Anybody else have a question?

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Hey I got a question.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Yeah, you brought up fantasy, So I gotta ask how
much did that sting happen to pay me out after
knocking you out of the playoffs?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Hey, Security Security?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
No, I mean, look, it sucked. You got a hell
of a team. Justin in person goes, that's we have
a system. He beat our ass all year. He used
it saber metrics against us. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I looked at your team and I was like, your
team is tryed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I really thug.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Your team was to garbage. It was garbage. I don't know,
I mean got it. I didn't want to talk about it.
I had one bad week, one bad week, and that's
when you took advantage.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
It sucks, it does.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
It sucks. I was in a bad mood for about
three hours, and then my kid pissed on the floor
and that pissed me off more and I forgot all
about fantasy. Okay, I mean, I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
And I also got to say it was good though
that Batter's bought batter Box, lunchbox or meat didn't win
the fantasy playoffs of Justin, because that would have been
just terrible for the podcast. We clean you guys for
five thousand. We're like, thanks for playing in our fantasy league.
It was good that one of the listeners won, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Happy with that. Back to back champ shout out all right?
Who else has a question? Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
Sorry, hey, the twin can't be here, so sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
But she wants Hey, Laurie rest in peace.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
She wants to know, Sison, how'd you get turftow?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I don't know, dude, it's a weird thing. It's actually
a theory I'm going to bring to the Bobby Bone Show,
Big show. So I you have turf toe? Yeah, so
I think. I think because we're in a skyscraper. We're
like thirty one floors up at the Bobby Bone Show.
I think my foot gets like weird blood pressure. So
I developed turf toe over the last three months time. Yeah,

(01:03:14):
Justin diagnosed that. Man, what's my prognosis? What is it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Did you say puss IDAs? That's what I thought I heard.
I thought I heard pussis. It's a blood pressure thing.
Dies in an altitude. Sorry not to get to in depth. Yes, Leilani,
you need a microphone. Hold on, just oh, Joe, one quick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
This is just from recent memory and this is just
for lunch box.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Man, hey, man, I was asked throwing dude, because hell
can a grown man be that bad and throwing an axe?

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I mean, and I mean bad, hey, and I mean
genuinely really bad. Hey, genuinely, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I have no idea and apocalyptic times and am he
cannot keep his family for Hey, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I have no idea how I'm so bad at throwing axes?
You know what I mean? I can't even I can't
even answer it. And maybe that's what my wife said.
But then I was like, you want to go make
another baby? And she's like, you're good at that. So
that was a that's all the confidence I needed, you know,
boosted me. I had to come back here. And then
I saw my name on a marquee and I was like,

(01:04:27):
all right, I'm doing something right, Hey, Joe, Hey, what's
it like being such a dick? All lay louding us up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
So this was my tattoo. I don't know if you
can see.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
It, oh, showing some legir.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
It's four Oh my cc hey, that was a better
payoff than the scorpion.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
And the scorpion like, I don't want the hell that one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
At least Gonda said, Natsville, you got a scorpion, dick
your new building and go to the rooftop and hang out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Yeah, go for.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
It right down the road. She's out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
She's like, no, well you can go to the roof
hop top of Chiefs. It's really cold.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
No, but let's break into.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Yeah anybody else. No, I don't think we can go
to that building.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I don't way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Who oh, Justin?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
All right, just just boy tell you?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Can I just say I will still never forget the
first day I met Justin, and I just want to
go back and I want to relive that for a
moment right now, just because when you guys went Justin,
we were at the local MUNI myself sizing Raymundo and
we get doing nine holes and Bray's like, all right, dude,
I'm done. I only played nine holes. I'm like, what,

(01:05:54):
Let's play eighteen. He's like, no, I only played nine
phone rings Justin. He's like, hey, man, I'm at the
Logo media. You want to play nine? He goes, oh
my god, I'm here too. Hey, yeah, I'll come pick
you up in the parking lot. I'm like, what happened
to play in nine? Bitch?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
We went eighteen?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
We did go eighteen, but I was so I mean,
and he came up and Bray jumps out of the cart.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Just that you're back from Boston. Okay, guys, Ohio State,
Notre Dame. Yeah, what about it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Who do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
We'll talk about it monday. Man, there's this thing that's
gone we got I know we won't be there monday.
Oh yeah, we'll talk about it right now. Great idea
because is MLK day. Don't know if you guys know.
But he got shot because people didn't like him. I mean, unbelievable.
You need to go to kindergarten to learn that. Who
I think they did? They gloss over that when we
were kids, because I don't remember that learning that in kindergarten.

(01:06:47):
But uh, I want Notre Dame to win so damn bad.
I want him to win so bad. But I do
believe Ohio State gonna win. I do believe they're gonna win.
But I do believe it's gonna be closer than you think.
Because everybody talks about Ohio State's offense, Ohio State's offense,

(01:07:10):
but no one talks about Notre Dame's defense, sort of
like Texas. Everybody's just Ohio State offense. Ohio State offense.
Texas is a defense. That game was awesome, So I
think it's gonna be a lot better game than we think.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I'm gonna quote the great Cappy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Oh great, We're gonna go. Kapy must be the best
handicapper in the world. He is no pun He must
have a mansion with all the gambling he wins, right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Cappy said, if it was minus twenty, I take that.
Cappy says, Ohio State roles go bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Okay, let's look at the Chiefs or the Eagles minus twenty.
I mean Chiefs minus thirteen and a half. To do
a little ple like a reverse teaser. Yeah, that's good.
Any other questions, guys, Guys, I don't have a question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I just got a statement here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Who is that Bill's Macy guy Miguel. Sorry, so I
know that there's a picture going around about me, and
I just want to make a Sore Losers Facebook page.
If you're not on there, please get on there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
I was just checking the plumbing guys, all right, everything's good,
everything's working. Like y'all, don't gotta keep asking me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
It was just the plumbing was bad. We fixed it.
Everything's working.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
He was faced out in the bathroom. All right, good good,
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Any other questions?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Can I do this real? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
But also before we say goodbye, we're not saying bye.
It's just we gotta say congratulations. A Buddy Glass and
Rosanna and they got married this year, So congratulations to you, guys.
It's amazing. Buddy Glass married me last night. That was
pretty fun until his wife got pissed. It was like,
do not take off your ring. You may love that
ring in this bar. And I was like, just because

(01:08:59):
we're trunk doesn't mean we're gonna lose the ring. Relax,
calm down, And then I fake threw it across the
bar and she about, do you remember marrying me?

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Thank you man. That's pretty good. He's got diamonds in
his ring. Guys, So if you lose your cappy bets
and you need something to pawn, he's got a diamond ring.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Is that a big finish?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
No, this is a big finish.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Okay, Oh yeah yeah, Ray who are we getting Who
are we getting? First round draft pick?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Who are we getting on the first round?

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
He d you're talking about hiding up Australian opens up. Yeah,
it's uh, it's gonna be cam Ward Sadly, I would
rather have Travis Hunter. It's not Shud or Sanders, it's
cam Warden.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
If you're smart, you'll take Travis Hunter and get a
quarterback next year. Plug put put justin Fields or someone
in there. Sign someone Kirk Cousins for a year, suck again,
get a better quarterback. Yeah, but then what's gonna happen
is suder. Cam will be like Jayden Daniels and you'll
sit here and go, God, why didn't we draft them?
So you're gonna draft the car but you got Hey,

(01:10:03):
you got someone from the Chiefs. The Chiefs know what
they're doing. They're gonna You're gonna be good again. I
don't know, all right, Baser, what I want to make
a bet with you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
That was a sexual voice?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
If the Lions win?

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
She dogging sexual?

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Or is it just me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Talking at the same time? Listen, if the Lions win today,
can I get a dog? Oh? Oh? I wanted a commitment.
They're the favorite. Okay, if they cover the spread. Okay,
if they cover the spread, what is the spread?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Eight and a half?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
If they cover the spread, I just said that they
were gonna go to the Super Bowl. I didn't really
say they're gonna come. I said the spread. I'm gonna
get dog anything within the next six months. I'll do
the same dog to Marley your cousin. Guy, What kind
of dog is that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Golden thingy O bown.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Guys, here's a big finish listen. We were in Vegas,
what was it two three years ago? I don't really remember.
It was a fun conference. It was awesome. Cappy had
an issue. We all left Vegas. Everybody went to their homes,
respective homes. Cappy stayed till Wednesday because he had a
little bit of a leak. Not to get gross, I'm
not gonna get in the descriptive about it. So Cappy
had to stay until Wednesday because he physically could not

(01:11:32):
leave Vegas due to this leak.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Because I can't get on the airplane and use the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
That's really the ok So he purchased Please tell me
that it's a bag with his purchased.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
He purchased this so that he is able to leave
Nashville at the end of the convention and not stay
till Wednesday. It is a butt plug. Cappy will be
able to leave the convention on the day everybody depart? Okaday?
What els?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
What it should be?

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Had a dream that can't be? Would get a food? What?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I have to work on Tuesday, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Oh boy, hey, really though, thank you guys again for
coming coach the convention.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
Boar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I mean we're not even halfway down, but I really
appreciate it. Uh. Live pod is always my favorite part
of the convention, just because it's out of control and stupid.
We talk about absolutely nothing important and you guys make
it a success. How do you say that word? Yeah?
Success every year? Sex, well some of them do have sex.

(01:12:43):
And yeah, we just appreciate anything you want to say
right from the botom of your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Uh you guys, I've talked to several people. We think
it's we're gonna push for the five year reunion CC
five and that'll be the final one. Guys. All good
things must come to an end. Thank you, good night.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
That clap at the end kind of sucked, guys. Can
we be a little louder hey, hey, hey, have we
found uh, have we found our boy that we're missing.
Oh yeah, Roger's dead man. Oh, guys, everybody up on stage.
We're gonna take a picture. Did someone bring the Lorry face?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Now all right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Did anybody bring a Roger face? Oh? Oh, Dann totally
forgot

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Hosts And Creators

Lunchbox

Raymundo

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC

Stuff You Should Know

Intentionally Disturbing

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Coaches Convention 4 Live From Chief's on Broadway