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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Happy Wednesday. Man, what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Did it work?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Who is it working?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah? All right, I'm not talking this one. What I'm
not gonna talk this podcast?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh because you carried the last podcast, so you think, oh,
you're gonna take the day off on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I didn't realize there was that many interesting things that happened.
Then we realized at the same time we got to
bring it to the people.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, like when you have a whole weekend full of
just like crap, I don't know what else, everything is interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, and what I'm trying to explain to Justin right
now is, guys, that was in our life. We don't
rent lambos limos, bar tabs, well maybe a small one shots.
That's not us. It's never been us. He's a medical
professional at Vanderbilt. I'm a pillar of the community. Guys,
that's not That's not all we do. We go and
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get schlobberknockered on a weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I do appreciate you posting Alex and the cop on
the Instagram. I did go and look and see Alex
and I'm like, I've never seen that d to my life.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, I had to tiptoe a little bit. Guys, and
guess what I did that for the truck drivers. I
wanted to make it as interesting as possible for you guys.
And I have to think that I did that, you know.
I mean, you can't. You can't. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
As I was riding home on you know, Monday, I
had to have my wife come pick me up because
it was raining, so I couldn't even ride my bike home.
I was sitting there going, I am riding home and
I am not tired. I didn't have a weekend like Ray,
and I'm just sitting there reflecting on your stories. Going.
I went to the pool, I went to a trampoline park,
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and I went to the neighbor's four year old birthday
party where they had a water bouncy in the backyard.
I am glad you had so much to talk about
because I didn't have anything to talk about. And it
was like, man, Ray brought it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So yeah. What you're not realizing, though, is you can't compare.
Comparing guys is the thief of joy.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And you had your own joy. This weekend at times
was mine joyful? No, because things were getting thrown away
that I knew, money, hard earned money was just getting
thrown on Broadway. I don't do that, and that is
me and Justin had to have it come to Jesus
moment where we said that wasn't us. Did we do
it for forty eight hours? Yes, But let's get back
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to being the.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
The salts of the earth people you are.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, and just the brotherhood, the toasting of glasses. It's
not just how many can you shot, it's how many
can you enjoy with a friend. And so let's get
back to that. Guys never compare. So I get a
lot of you truck drivers. You guys are probably jealous
in my life. A lot of you coaches guys, you
guys are going to be cut a little bit jealous.
(02:38):
I don't even know if we have any coach. Oh
they're all coaches.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, they're all coaches, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So but you guys don't. Joy is the thief of reality.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I will say I thought you were gonna be
hung as balls on Monday, and that you weren't going
to be able to tell your stories the way you did,
but with such passion and energy. So I just wanted
to applaud you. Someone applauded you on the Facebook page,
and I wanted to make sure you got the proper
respect you deserved.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Possibility for me to play the B card for a second.
I think in my head I was realizing how wasteful
it was, and so instead of just trying to drink
them all, drink them all, I saw no end in
sight in all the drinks that were being ordered. I
think I took a step back. Maybe at Gars I
didn't even have one drink. Whoa, Maybe at Barstool I
stopped drinking at noon. There was stuff like that that
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started playing back in my head, and I go the
second Billy walked in the door, I don't think I
really had much of a drink. And I'm not a
big shot guy. And that the tequila stuff nineteen forty two,
that's tequila's shot. That's everything. Also can Coon spring Break
two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Also, I'd like to apologize for what I said on
the podcast on Monday, sir were making our apologiese I
wanted to say that college baseball is stupid, and I
don't care about college baseball, but I'm back in on
college baseball. How about the Murray State Racers. They're going
to the big dads, They're going to anchor up.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
They took down the Anchor Down boys. That's the same
team that knocked out the number one team in baseball.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, Right State was that team. Murray State is a
different team. Whoops, Murray State is the Racers.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Dude, these guys college is in it that We don't
even know them exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know if it's true, but I saw it online.
Their coach mows the grass. Their baseball stadium holds eight
hundred people. Eight hundred people, and they are going to Omaha.
They took down Duke Duke of Duke of Duke. They
were a number four seed. So there's a one seed,
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two seed, three seed, and four seed in each regional.
They were the four seed. They made it to the
super regional, beat Duke at Duke. Now they're going to
Omaha and they're gonna win a national championship.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ever been to Omaha?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
No? Oh wait, No, I've been to Lincoln. I've been there.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Uh, there's something, there's an aura there is.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There more than eight hundred people in the stadium.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It'll fit probably twenty thousand. Well, a lot of people
there think they're a little too good. They they don't
get all gritty, and you know, a lot of these
local games you guys have been watching on the TV.
There is just fans there. It's a MC classier bunch,
and I feel like a lot of people are on
pins and needles. That everybody's pretty courteous with each other,
because you got to think there's fans from every team
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in the fields the cornfields at the same time. Yeah,
you're all just shucking dude.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I will say that Batter's Box has been to Omaha.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
What if everybody that I played in it at Concordia.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
No, they did go to the College World Series when
he was a senior.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
No they didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah the division it was in Appleton, Wisconsin, D three. Yeah,
but they still made the College World Series when who
was a senior?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I got a base hit.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And I will say that he went to Omaha one
time to watch the University of Texas and LSU was
in the College World Series at that time. Also never
done it, and he said the LSU fans were the
most awesome people he's ever been around. Oh, come on over,
and they had all the food and they let him
eat the food. He said the food was deliciously said.
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LSU fans by far the coolest people on the Planet.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I one time led a crocoddile stuck on my finger.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Is that what LSU fans say?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I don't know what's so great about him.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
They were so friendly and they were partying, and they
were cooking the best food in the.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
World, and callaway LSU. Originally he's in some picture with LSU.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He's the Mississippi State.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
But he one of his pictures, he's at an LSU game.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I think he went with Bame neck with me. Oh yeah,
I think she's LSU, and so he went to a game.
But I will say Battersbox did play in the College
World Series his senior year. We had this whole graduation
party planned for him. My mom's side of the family
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all flew in from Chicago, from Atlanta, from Arizona. Everybody came,
and Batter's Box wasn't even there. He was at the
College World Series. I was going with hung now he
was at the College World Series. So we did not
know that Concordia Baseball was all of a sudden gonna
get on this amazing run and start winning all these games.
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And they're up there in Appleton, Wisconsin, and we're having
his freaking graduation party right there on North Lamar did
he start he was a pitcher. That's impressive. How did
he not make the show?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
He was five foot eight.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I ran into drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, he didn't run into drugs, but he did give
up a couple of home runs onto I thirty five
before they caused a couple of potholes. I do remember
that because the Concordia used to be right on I
thirty five and dudes were hitting it onto the frontage
road off of him. But also we were watching one time,
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I was watching with baby Box and we were watching
utsa play ut you know, a couple of weekends ago,
last weekend. I don't even know what weekend it was,
and I was like, you know, Batter's Box played in
that stadium one time, and he was like really, I
was like, yeah, he gave up a triple off the
centerfield wall and he picked the guy off third kid.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The only time I give up a triples in bed.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And I'm backing on college baseball. So I want to apologize.
Now that we got something to root for, and now
that we got a Murray State that I don't even
know where that is somewhere in Kentucky. Congratulations, I'll be watching.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's gotta start real quick, like Friday or Saturday. Dude,
that makes me almost think we got peeps on the
show going to it with Arkansas's in the show. Oh,
I didn't even think. Maybe they're trying to get out there.
Maybe we piggyback.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, No, UTSA is not there. I'm not going. I
don't go unless UTSA is there. Unless I get invited,
then I'll go, because I mean, the odds of UTSA
ever made are like Murray State. It's one in a million.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But they're there and you can drink alcohol, not that
it matters. In the stadium, it is a newer stadium.
Apparently they built Rosenblatt was the old one. I don't
know if they call this one Rosenblat. No, they just
call this one just omaha, okay. And it is out
in the middle of nowhere. When I said cornfields, you
are doing a lot of when you've been there went
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with bones. Oh guys, when you're driving to the stadium,
you're doing a lot of shucking and okay, and then
you finally get to it. In the cornfield, there's a
stadium around it is some bars and usually the teams
take over those, like the fan bases. They'll each have
their own. They'll hail from a different bar, but in
the streets there's ten different fan bases at one time.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Pretty cool. That was badass, that's fun. Wi Fi doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Work good, though, so make sure you take a picture
of your ticket if it is Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Oh, trying to get it pulled up at the gate impossible.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We stood outside of the stadium for thirty minutes trying
to pull up our t It's oh right, Yes, nobody
gave me that advice.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's a rookie mistake. So if you're going to Omaha,
make sure it was my first time in Omaha. Yeah,
make sure you add it to your Apple wallet before
you get to the gate. Perfect. Let's start the show man,
You better start it. I mean we got we got
a lot to talk about, serious stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
What day is it?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Arnold is back today, guys, so we are gonna do
it live. We are the one two so losers, what up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I get this sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius, pulls some of you guys.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's Arnold happy to be heard of them from Broadway
dating Nabby. It's soon to be engaged maybe. And this
is my message to everybody. Get the out of my city.
CMA fast is over. Get the how me your families,
Country Music Association festivals over. This is my city.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm the king of Nashville. I am arn no money,
I am kings in Nashville. Get them out of my seat.
All right, man? What up y'all? It is Scissa Rai
Mundo from the North, Alpha male, willing to share this
city with you guys, with Bezer right now, I'm sharing
a house with her in a bed. We live in
the country two point two acres and we will have
two point two kids someday. Right now, they're frozen at
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a clinic at Vanderbilt, and Justin checks on him now
that he's back working again the electrophysiology unit. And I
will di have a heart attack when I'm seventy two
and a half after this past TMA weekend. Might need
to move that up to seventy one and a half.
Lunch over to you.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, I just want to say, why are we taking
six days in between every NBA game? It is so annoying.
I sit down at the TV last night and I'm like,
all right, I'm gonna turn on the NBA game. No
doesn't come on, no, no, no, my bad. All right,
So i mean, what's up with the big gaps?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, and did you see the other thing where they're
not even putting the trophy on the court because they
said it distracts the players. And people were writing in, hey,
where's all the graphics from the nineties that we remember
where there would be the NBA Finals trophy on the
courts and there's no signage of it. So now I
guess they're digitally putting the trophy.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I saw the digital ones. I'm like, how stupid is it? Why?
What do you mean it distracts the players?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, I mean when they're shooting logo threes, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Oh, they see that the LARRYO B on the court
and it's like, oh my god, light, So you start,
you start fantasizing about it, and you forget to mark
your dude, like, how does it distract you? If anything,
it should be like I'm gonna play a little bit
harder because I see that Lario B right there, and
I'm gonna try to get it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
So I'm gonna sound at the risk of sounding like
I'm ninety, we are aging guys, but and we are
actually the older crowd at the bars now except it.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
We hey, we one hundred percent are like we are
now at that point, we're like college sophomores were not
born when we were in college. Like that is so weird.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A couple of those TikToker groups rolled up. I felt
about thirty years older than them.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, it's a weird feeling.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
The basketball, though, guys, I realize it now. There's no
contested threes there are back when Jordan played, Back when
Bird played Magic as well as Onto Tokumpo, guys, everything
was contested. Now that's the difference. They kick out a
wide open three. Oh, just shoot it, man, we'll wait
for the ball. And there's been some video leaked where
don't remember the player where he doesn't jump for a
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ball or rebound and they're like, just watch so and
so player during this play and he doesn't even once
jump for the rebound. So because of that, I'm a
little out on the NBA right now, and I don't
have any money on it. So over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I am. I'm just out because I just see no
chance where the Pacers can win the game, Like, there's
no way they can win the series. I just can't
figure out how they're gonna beat the Thunder three more times.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
My buddy texts me he's still betting like a fiend
in Fort Lauderdale. Danny, Oh, Danny, and he goes hey
for the second game, right, yeah, it was on Sunday, right,
that game, And so Danny goes hey, So I either
see the Thunder winning by forty or it being a
really close game. Oh my god, like, well, they're not
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gonna win by forty.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But here here, I mean, that does both options, right,
it's both options. It's like, obviously the Pacers aren't going
to beat them by twenty and I go, yeah, dumb a,
that's pretty much why it's fifty to fifty. I mean,
what a bold state.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well, and they ended up beating them by twenty forty ish, so.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
It's like, oh man, it's it could go either way.
I mean, either you know they're gonna win or they're
the or the Pacers are going to win. Well, yeah,
that's how.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It worked, right, So that's gambling. And then I just
totally dicking around now that I don't bet. I go, hey,
because he was at the Panthers game, his Panthers and Oilers.
He lives in Florida, and I text him and I go, dude,
I see this one being five goals, Oilers big. It
was five goals, but it was the Panthers. I was
on the wrong side of it, but I called the
five goals.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I no, you don't get credit for calling the five
goals and you call it for the wrong team. How
do you know you were off by ten goals? Like
you your prediction was ten goals off, but.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I called the five goal win.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But you were off by ten goals because you have to.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Take the five in a way, you gotta think of
the number itself. I hit that on the head. I
just didn't have the team right.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Great, that's like me bragging when I said that the
final of the freaking NCAA tournament was gonna be sixty
eight sixty four, and I had Houston winning and it
ended up being like, uh, sixty seven to sixty four
or sixty you know something like that. I mean, great,
but I got the team wrong. Doesn't matter. So I
really wasn't that close. We're gonna take a break and
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then we gotta get down to business because I gotta
talk to you about something serious.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Let's get down. Let's get down to stay than stay
and I had business.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Guys, we need address Coaches Convention five because we had
Coaches Convention four in the sentiment, and I don't maybe
I read the room wrong, but I had talked to Oh,
maybe it was the growth on his brain. But Callaway
was telling me he had been taking a poll of
the room and people didn't want it in Nashville again,
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that they didn't want to come back to Nashville. They
wanted Coaches Convention to be somewhere else next year.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
When were you going to drop this bomb on me
that Callaway was running the data while he was at
the convention.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I think I've told you then, but you may have
been drinking and I may have been drinking, so it
may have been lost in translation.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ray he's actually a genius.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So I was like, damn, I'm really worried about having
it back in Nashville. Do we have it back in Nashville?
So been talking it over, trying to look at other cities,
and so we really need to know will people really
not come to Nashville like it is Nashville dead because
trying to do it in another city is proving very difficult.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, Vegas one year we lost four thousand. That might
have been the gambling, but I don't give a rip.
We were down in the red.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, So trying to have it somewhere else has not
been good to us. A lot of people came, but
it didn't work out because of expenses. It's expensive to
have it in another city to not have the connections.
So is Nashville really dead to these people? Like? Do
people really not want to come to Nashville? Like if
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we come on here in three weeks, in two weeks
and say, hey, it's one hundred percent in Nashville, does
that mean only five people are gonna come? Like I
need legit feedback from people because we have to really
if we're gonna do it in another city. I mean,
it's gonna be very difficult.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
But there were good parts. The bar hopping is unrivaled, right,
the live pod phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
No, I'm not saying it wasn't phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Right, I'm trying to think of what you're picking apart
the tractor ride.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I am not picking apart anything you guys.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Then like loading on a tractor with a stripper pull
and watching a girl dance on it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I am not saying right, some of the patrons were
uncomfortable with the girls touching the poll with their booties. No,
I am not picking this apart. I am not the
one picking apart. I am saying some of the sore
losers Nation were not on board with coming back to.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Nashville when Kapy was getting danced on. That made you uncomfortable?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It was not me. I'm not uncomfortable with anything.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
What are you gonna draw the line at my sister
pissing behind a bush because she couldn't find a bathroom.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
She did pee right there by the front door to
a high rise. That was pretty funny. That is how
people from Michigan do it. Can't take muff out of Michigan.
Or you can take muff out of Michigan, but you
can't take the Michigan out of Michigan. But anyway, so,
I really I think we need honest feedback. Are people
not interested in coming to Nashville?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Well, you gotta, let's guys, what happened right? Nobody went
to the Big House, right right. I'm not saying Nashville
is a bad City bill. But we've had it here
two years in a row, so some people don't want
to come back for a third year to Nashville. So
we went Vegas, Vegas, Nashville, Nashville. Yes, right, one more
years of dynasty. Three years. It's a three peet. It's
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what the Bulls did. It's one shy of what the
Chiefs were trying to do. It's exist Chiefs got back
to back. They never got the dynasty.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
We would be better than the Chiefs if we do
it one more in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
The Chiefs went back to back.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But if we do it
one more, we did it better than the Chiefs. That's
what I was saying. But I'm worried that if we
announced that, oh we're going to do it in Nashville,
that we lose a lot of the people that don't
want to come back. So I need honest feed We
need honest feedback right now. This is the moment in
time that we need to find out if Nashville is
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really a city that people do not want to come
to for real.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
And I don't want Callaway to think we're canceling it
because of him.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, who said canceling right? No, where did you hear
cancel or you said is city? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I thought you said it's gonna be if we can't
have it? No, oh, but anyways, Kat, we get Callaway
can't make it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
What if we take it?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
That doesn't mean the whole convention needs to go to Paducah,
needs to go to Tuscaloosa, needs to go. I don't
care Wichita Johannesburg for all I care. That doesn't Just
because call Away was drunk and shirtless and it led
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to him finding out a lot of great news that's
gonna get him better doesn't mean we can't come back
to the stomping grounds where Callaway had the time of
his life.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Because I believe it'll be Callaway will be ready for
Coaches Convention five. He's gonna be ready for Coaches Convention five.
What if the doctor said the doctor said that he
will be ready for Coaches Convention five?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
He asked them, like it's in a NFL.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
He's like, all right, guys, look, I know that we're
gonna have to do a little radiation. We get that,
But am I gonna be okay for MLK Day weekend?
Twenty twenty six. They're like, what is that? They're like
coaches convention five? Oh really you're a coach man, Like
what do you coach? No? No, no, I don't really coach.
I just drink and take my shirt off and dance
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and I really need to be there with these people
that are weird and strange. But it's a podcast. I
don't think you understand. Doc. Wait you listen to sored
Losers too. Oh my god, I knew I found the
best doctor in the world. What if his doctor told
him that that would put him at ease?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
And Callaway? The doctors forgot.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I mean, like Rosanna and Buddy Glass. The Martinez is
you know, freaking membertok.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
She has already confirmed she's bringing a pile of people,
So take that data.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And shove it up your k But what pile of people?
I don't know exactly. Everybody can. That's why I need Honestly.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
He needed an answer because she said that many people
are wanting to book flights.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Now, that's why I text your wife. That's why I
text you. Hell, I'm about to text Callaway and see
are we able to have it that weekend? Will he
be better then? Or do we need to push it back.
There's no pushing it back. Oh it's that weekend. Okay,
so callaway, you're gonna be better then I was trying
to be considerate.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
All right, callaway, You're gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
January fifteenth. The whole three day weekend is the most
important part.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Nashville is a centric, easy to get to city. We
just learned from CMA fest. The New York Girls got
here just fine. Billy and Alex got here just fine.
Flight it's a good point. Justin from the West Side
got here just fine. Angelina from Germantown, easy does it?
So it is? It is a very central spot. And
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I'll hang up and listen. That wasn't a very good
hang up trying again.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
There you go. Yeah, so I would love We are
the sore losers at gmail dot com. Go to the
facebook page, start a thread, give honest feedback, like if
you are one turned off by Nashville, like it's not it.
It doesn't do it for you. It doesn't make the
you know, make the tent come up in the pants.
I don't know. We just really need to know because
if we start planning Nashville, we don't want people to
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be Oh, I'm not going off all. We've been there twice.
It sucks. Blah blah blah. You know, we got Ohio people.
You know Aaron and he, I mean, he's happy anywhere.
He just chills. He's just like what a man. He
brings the dogs.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You're right though, CMA Fest every year changes to a
different city. Oh that's right, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
But do the same people come to CMA Fest over
and over again.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, I've been every year for ten years. And and
the thing of it is ACMs. What did they do wrong?
And guys, this isn't a knock on Frisco. You guys
make a hell of a burger at waffle House? At
what a burger?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
One jack in the box? The Frisco melt Frisco, Texas,
isn't it for the ACMs. ACM should have never left Nashville.
CMA didn't leave Nashville, and that the ACMs got. The
ACMs used to be in Vegas, who get Oh they did, Yeah,
but they're not good in Frisco. So guys, there can
be not good cities. So go ahead, name your Tunicas,
You name your Greensboroughs, at your uh Augusta's or you're
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o o omond is that where they're going Oaklawn and
you name all these things. There's there can be bad cities.
We haven't found that out yet, but trust me, you guys,
you keep putting us in this position where we've got
to name random cities and go other places. There's gonna
be a bad one and there's gonna be people that
need to pay the piper. And I ain't talking about
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my cat. So if you're wrong at a city, you
say New Orleans and it ends up being a bust
and we lose thousands, pay up.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Not only do we lose thousands, but then we lose
thousands gambling. But I would love it. I mean I
would love to be able to make it work in
like New Orleans or something.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I think that the jail escape he is still on
the run, is he? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
They did catch the Arkansas police chief.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Do you think he would come.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Special guest?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
He's got the facett I mean, I mean, oh, she
holds me a hostage.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I mean, we tried to have the tinder swindler at
the first one.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Hi, Simon Church here, Simon levib, I hope you're doing well.
How you do, guys? I'm in Big trouble. Listen my
enemies Bovada. I put a dollar on it because Ray
said to look it up. Now they want me, they
want me, they want me to take it to the bank.
Open my private jets. We are going to a room
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by my friends and will land up and listen. Sore
Loss Nation for life.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I mean, does anybody listen? But I still know who
Simon Love is. Like that was the hottest. That was
the hottest documentary for like a month, and then that
just disappear and he was like, Oh, he's getting an agent.
He's gonna move to Hollywood. Like what the hell is
he going to move to Hollywood for? He has no skills,
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He can't act.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
His skills are just bagging chicks and faking like he
was rich and then getting their credit cards and getting
that line.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Getting on a private jet with a different chick and
flying to a different country, getting a different chicks credit card,
fly to different I mean, what a phenomenal scheme.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
He would act like he gotten assaulted and he'd hit
up the chicks for twenty thousand dollars and they would
wire him the money because he sent them a bloody
picture of him with his bodyguard.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
My enemies are after and they would have them. They'd
have the girls come over to a house and then
they would act like the the enemies were coming to
the house. They just leave the girl there and they
would have And the fifty thousand he got from the
one chick, he would pay for a charter for a
private jet to get with another chick, and then the
next chick would pay for the.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Following chick, honey.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
If that isn't a blueprint for coaches getting mentioned twenty
twenty six, I don't know what is Oh there, you
wanted you without Firefest was bad? I mean, oh my god.
He Coaches conventioned five. Hey, we said, Billy McFarlane, hold
my beer, wait till Coaches Convention twenty twenty six. I
just had an idea, Hey kidding, What if Billy sponsored
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Coaches Convention five? I mean my Billy, Yes, your Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh you've had Billy.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What if your Billy you're best your best man, the
guy that you love, the guy that you were in
his wedding, the guy that likes to buy shots for everybody.
What if he was sponsoring Coaches Convention five.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'll tell you right now. He spent all the money
last weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, coaches convention five, We need your feedback. We'll
take a break. We'll be right back. Ray. I forgot
to tell you last Wednesday I got a divorce. No, no, no,
I didn't get a divorce. But it was that time.
Soccer Championship co ed Wednesday night, Portugal. No me, my
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team team Green. I saw her though, No no, no, no no,
no Green team we were playing. We were taking the
pitch at seven seven fifteen and I said, boys, do
you want to go? And I took the boys with me.
My wife came to watch. And let me tell you,
it was a hot, humid night here in Nashville, Tennessee
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as last night last Wednesday. Pay attention to the story because.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Last night was anything butt hot and humid. There was
a storm coming through a durrentio and we had massive
fog and hayes this morning.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It was a beautiful feeling night.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Last night.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
We went to the pool for five hours, yeah, three
till eight the w No last one's there. Me and
two of my boys and the lifeguards are sitting there
going good God, would you please leave the pool?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You guys are my roll dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Love you kid. They were jumping off the side. I'm
throwing them the football, and.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Please don't jump off the side of the pool.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No running, get off their shoulders. Okay, I mean literally
the only still laying down the law.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
There's two people there.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
There's literally two people there. We are the only people
at the pool. And I mean, I think these lifeguards
are like, if these guys would just leave, we could
close up early and go home. But I keep telling
my kids, you guys ready to go. Nope, nope, nope.
All right, man, you guys gonna keep catching the football.
So just throwing the football as they're jumping in. But
let's go back to last Wednesday. Man, it was hot,
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it was humid, it was muggy. It was for the championship.
The team we were playing had beat us two to one.
Who's you are? The kids? Mine? Adults? Okay, they beat
us in the regular season two to one. It's hard
for me to follow someone I don't care about. I
mean that I was confused about.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Continue.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
So we take the field and we are heading west
the first half and they're heading east and it is
back and forth, hitting posts, go, He's making great saves.
Everybody's sweating. Halftime tweet we go to the half. Zero
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zero on a short field on a short deal is boring.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Good gosh.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
We had South Beach playing in the living room.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
We had like five to five at halftime.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'm talking great says by keepers, bad passes going out
of bounds, and every time he'd go out of bounds,
one of the three box boys would run and get
the ball for us.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Here you go, dad, or you're going.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
They'd go, hey Dad, Hey Dad, and I'd have to
wave at him and all right, guys, you guys are
distracting me, sort of like the NBA trophy being on
the court kind of distracting. And then it's about halfway
through the second half. They're bringing the ball down their
left side, left side, so it's our right side how
we play defense. But I'm over on our left playing
defense strong side, and there's a girl right at the
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top of the box. She's right in the middle, and
I'm like, that girl's gonna pass it back to her.
And before she even turns to pass it back to her,
I take off running the girl without even has guard
the girl. I guard anybody, man, it doesn't matter. You
got to anticipate where the ball is going.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Ray I prefer guarding then you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
And she goes to pass it to her and right
when she's mid past, she's like, oh because she sees me,
and I flick it with the outside of my left
foot around the girl, one on one with the keeper.
One dribble, two dribble, rip gone gone one nothing Green team.
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And here comes baby Box onto the field to celebrate. No,
get them off the field, come running, goes d go.
Let's go. He may remember that Baby Box two rips
his shirt off and is swinging around to that like
a helicopter. No count. Let up. Get the kids off
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the field. They are going bananas. They have been to
two games.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
They've stormed the pitch.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
They have stormed the pitch the game they came to
earlier in the season. I hit the game tying goal
with three seconds to go. This one is to put
us in the lead in the championship with fifteen minutes
left in the half. Then there's a play. The guy
goes to stop the ball from going out of bounds
and he like breaks his ankle down. He goes, well,
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real talk, real talk, opposing team, opposing team, and we
have a ten minute break. We have to figure out,
what we're gonna do. Two guys in their team carry
him to a car. One of their spectators drives them
to the emergency room. Then and they have to huddle
on decide if they want to keep playing. They're down
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one nothing in the championship. One of their guys is out,
and what do they decide to do?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Well, injury wise, is it the same thing that Tatum
had the achilles?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I don't know. I remember more like a broken ankle,
maybe Ray right there, but below the calf, above the heel.
Maybe just a broken ankle. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, Tatum apparently is going to be out like fourteen months.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Well what I saw is that Tatum had surgery that night,
and most people don't do that, which is crazy. I
don't know if that's true. That's wild. Then he went
straight to the operating room. So they huddle up and
they have decided do we play or do we go home? Ray?
They decided to keep playing.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I was gonna say, if they decided to go home,
thanks for sharing that story. Let's hit a commercial.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
They decided to keep playing, and they we started, you know,
trying to kill some time, pass the ball around. There's
five minutes left. They're starting to pepper our goal. We're
running out of steam, we're sweating, We're a couple guys
are cramp and it's hot. It's human. Like I said,
they have a shot off the post and then the
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final whistle blows chair the champions one goal was the
final nail in the coffin. One to nothing.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
You gotta hang it up and no man.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That flick of the outside of the left foot to
get it around the girl receiving the pass, and then
two dribbles maybe three, and a rip kept it low,
got over it. Gully couldn't get down in time. It
was fantastic. The boys come on the field, we take
a team picture in the goal, and that's how we
say goodbye to the cole because she's moving to San Diego.
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So now we're down to two girls on the roster,
and we need girls heading into next season to defend
the tie.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Did any of the players from the other team want
your jersey to swap?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Nobody asked me for a jersey swap. They were all
concerned about their fallen comrade and they were gonna head
to the emergency room to check on him.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
No, but I almost switched panties with one of the girls.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
But ray. It was an intense game. And then we
went to the gas station and we celebrated baby Box myself,
baby Box two and three. We all got a glass
of chocolate milk and we said cheers to a championship
and we went home and drank him on the couch.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Hey brother, I'll tip my paper sack to that. I
got a boonze farm in here. Hey brother, you got
enough for a tall boy. Congrats.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And that was the Wednesday Night Soccer Championship. I know
you've been waiting all week. You were like, man, whatever
happened last week? Did Lunchbox win? Did he'd lose? What happened?
And there you go, you got your answer. We are
the check man.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You should have left that jersey and signed the ball.
Left the jersey on the field. That's the way to
hang it up. Don't try to make it. Don't try,
they say, don't try to get more happy than happy.
Were you happy that moment? I was, what are you
chasing another championship?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Another ring?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Well, that's that's where you're trying to go too happy.
You're trying to do the Brady. No, you're trying to
do the Rogers. Oh god, stop, stop, don't ever say
I hate that. I can't stand that guy. Dude, what
are they gonna go this? You're like two and fifteen.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I don't know they're gonna be so bad. They don't
have that picket boy, and then TJ. Watt ain't coming
to training camp. I mean, it's a disaster. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on in Pittsburgh. Mike Tomlin's
gonna lose his mind. And dude, you want to know
what's crazy.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I bet Watts his brother's telling him he's worth more money.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Probably JJ whtt that another dude I can't stand. Who
can you not stand if you had to pick?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
But see, I hear a lot of these guys on McFee,
and they're actually pretty likable. Aaron Rodgers kind of funny
on McAfee. Hasn't been on a minute, but I actually
haven't listening to month, but the Watt boy JJ funny,
he's He's great on McFee.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Ay J.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Hawk hated him as a player, kind of boring on
the show, but plays a vital role.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
What does he do?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
He sits in his house from Ohio and they stream
him in for like an hour, and it's his role,
isn't the funny guy. He's kind of the question guy.
He'll ask Pat the important questions, but just a good
salt of the earth dude, and they'll make fun of him.
He'll go out and mow his yard when it's pitch
dark out and he'll have his little headset on yeah,
so he can mow it when it's fun.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
They're like, what are you doing, dude? You're running rolling
zig zag yard out there so you can get it
mowed at night. The neighbors Collins say it looks like
so they rock him for that, dude. Speaking of Coaches Convention,
I know we talked about that last segment. Someone just
posted the video from Coaches Convention one when we won
the big hit the Red Bet. I mean, how crazy
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is that? They said, nice littleminder of CC one. What
a fun night that was.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I mean, I'm trying to think even what casino it
was at Resorts World was year two? What was I mean?
Was it? We did the red.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Beat at Westgate? We did yes, and we were ramming
that dude from behind into the the roulette table. That
poor old smuck schmuck that was just there to bet
and you have one hundred and fifty losers surround him
and you're just ramming him into the table, and he's like,
what is going on? Like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
They had to go to the Eye in the Sky
pas out.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I mean they oh, they were going. It was bananas.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Resorts world was nuts. They started stanching in it.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Resorts and they didn't start standing and they were waiting,
they were celebrating us. We gotta get this standing off. Yeah,
and I gotta tell you. My matter's box called me
the other day and he said he's never been more
disappointed in his life. And me then when I walked
into the guy's night last Thursday night, they didn't have
the game on. He goes, why didn't you just turn
around and leave? Like what has gotten into you? Yeah?
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I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
I'm with you, Batters.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah, but hey, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I gotta get I mean, if there's a big game
on and you're at some whatever event it is, I
don't care if you're at a park, a pool, or
a church. If there's something big important going on, even
if you ain't got money on it, you're telling me
you don't start shaking a little bit.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I can't. I'll be honest. I was sneaking looks at
my phone the whole like. I was just like, oh
my gosh, what's score.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Baser will see me at a family event and if
they'rein't a TV on, she'll look at me and she's like,
you're shaking, aren't you. I pulled a hand up. I
gotta have the TV on. Man. It's just from childhood,
we always got the games on.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, have a great Wednesday, guys. I mean that wasn't
a good one. That's okay, we did. I mean the
main thing is we gotta we gotta get people's real
opinion about Coach Convention.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
But the problem with that is asking their opinions. They're
going to name a bunch of cities that we ain't
going to. Well, we're not going to Maine, We're not
going to Michigan. We're not going to Detroit. We're not
going Wisconsin. No, definitely, not not going to Bismarck, not
going to Wyoming, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Ohio, I mean we went to Colorado. Tall guy may come.
I don't even know if Tall Guy still listens Denver,
I'd be dope. We just don't have connections. Man, we
need that's the problem.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm tired Miami. I could scout it out when I'm there.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Okay, yeah, do that for me. Let me get a feedback.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Maybe do Fountain.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
We can do it at Marlin's Park. No one goes there,
so it's open all year round.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Well, and they got Fountain Blue and then they got
Live to massive club hotels.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, I don't think there were. They don't want us there.
That's a little more out of our price range. We
need more like Motel six.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
What if I'm there on business. I talked to a
couple of strip clubs.