June 16, 2025 • 53 mins
In this episode we reveal which city will be hosting Coaches Convention 5 so you can all book your flights and hotels! Ray is excited to give us a crop update now that crop season is officially here and he tells us what to expect at the grocery stores soon. Plus we check in on what we did for Father's Day and Ray has the most depressing segment in the history of the podcast. If you want to hear people down on their luck then this is the episode for you!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, man, I was a little disappointed you didn't text
me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hello is my Mike? Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You did that joke last week?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No, I just think it's funny because it shows behind
the scenes.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, but you didn't text me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It was my buddy Danny and Fort Lauderdale. It was
his first time being a father. Didn't text him either,
didn't text Kevin. We're guys, man, you want a woman
friend talk to baser.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah. It was weird because one of our bosses, he
texted me randomly out of nowhere, hasn't texted me in
three years, and he texted me, Hey, man, happy Father's
Day to you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You sure he wasn't in the bottle?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I was like, did you text the right person?
He said, yeah, just wanted to wish you a happy
Father's Day. And I said, man, happy Father's Day to
you too, man, this is your father. Yeah. I was like,
hope you enjoy it. And I had no idea why
he texted me. And I showed my wife and she goes,
(00:58):
why would he text you?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's a brotherhood. It's not a brotherhood of all the dads.
You guys all understand it all. You sympathize, empathize all
those things. Man, you guys have been through the thick
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Some of us are in the thick of it. Some
people are just starting out like they think they're in
the thick of it, and they're not in the thick
of it. They just got a couple newborns at home.
They think, oh, man, life's hard.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But now Al Dean said, man, the key to it
is get a night nurse.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, some of us don't live like al Dean so.
And I mean, I'll be honest, I swear, I swear
to you. I had never even heard of a night
nurse until Al Dean brought it up. Never heard of that.
I did not know that existed. Didn't know that was
a possibility that you could hire someone at night to
come watch your kids so you could sleep through the night.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I believe it was also brought up by Kane Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So yeah, I think Kane Brown was after al Dean So.
And then I saw a trend that when you have
a lot of money, you hire a night nurse.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And also I get the nannything. Somebody throws that around.
I'd lose a little respect. Well, that's wrong with me.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know. Here's the thing. If you're paying for
child care, a nanny might be just the same price
during the day.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The person that brought it up explained it to me
exactly how you just did. They said, cost efficiency wise,
it's almost the same.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It really is, okay, especially like let's say, if you
have two kids, and then the drive time to like childcare,
the drive time to pick them up, the gas, everything involved.
I really do believe. I'm not sure, but I would
bet that a nanny is pretty much the same amount
of money.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I'll tell you this, guys, big thought. If you're
in college, high school. This is only gonna apply to you, guys.
To listen up real quick out of college or something.
Being nanny to a rich person, learn what they do
on the day to day, learn their household, how they
became rich. You're gonna pick up so many things. Do
it for a year or two. I'm telling you that
will be better than any internship you can get. I
wish I would have done it, dude. I would have
(03:01):
been an intern for al Dean, or not an intern,
a nanny and just been there and I would have
seen how his business is formed. I'd have learned about houses, cars, property.
He goes you and that, then they like you, and
all of a sudden, then there's you know, you're hearing stuff.
Oh invest in this, you would pick up so much.
That's the ticket.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Here's your problem. You have a penis, okay, So I
don't think anybody's hiring you to be a manny. I
don't know if many manny's out there. Ah, hi there,
my name's manny.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What's yours? Like?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Literally, honestly, I don't know a single manny. I don't
know anyone that would be like, you know what, who
am I going to hire to watch my kids all day,
take them to and from school practice, like when we're working,
let me see who can cook them a meal? You
know what? I'm gonna hire Sisson Ray Mundo. No, not
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But here's what it was. I was a manny in college.
What I just did it for a non rich family.
And I was ahead of my time because I knew
I could still go to school, I could make gambling money,
could still gamble, I could fund the addiction, and so
I was a manny. I'll take care of this kid.
I'd go pick it in the morning. I went bike
riding with him when his mom left for work. Huh.
And then really sometimes I'd bring him by the dorm
(04:13):
and my friends be like, do you have a kid?
When do you have some illegitimate kid? Oh? I'm a
manny Huh? Who knew? Did it all the time? So?
But and what I did is I learned about the household.
I learned about where they got good houses in the
Illinois Chicago land area. So I picked up on stuff,
just not as much as I would have celeb rich
later in life, where you know more.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But my question is how do you get in with
the celebs? Like, how do you get that first job
with a big celeb? I really think it happens when
they're not so big and you get in and then
they get famous, because I don't know how if I'm
starting out my nanny or manny career, how I end
up with the al Deans? How does that happen?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, now, I bet it's really easy. Allthough wives are
on Instagram. Just DM them. Hey, I've been a manny
for a couple of years. Now, I'm ambitious. Go get
her self starter. Here's a picture of me. I'll be
worth more than you guys pay me do it for
two years. I'm telling you what you'll glean from that.
It's it's actually doing you a favor, paying you because
(05:16):
you're gonna take so much more than what they pay you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Now, I think there might be websites that you sign
up and say, hey, I want to be a nanny,
and they match you. Do you think that's what the
lifestyle and the rich and famous do they use those sites?
Or do they do word of mouth?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's word of mouth, and I've heard they get handed off.
Oh you used to intern for not Manny, used to
be Manny, or Nancy for Carrie Underwood, for that other
lady Reese Witherspoon, and then oh she works out better,
Oh she wants to travel more. And then it's this
whole network. But that's where you're gonna get the most.
Are you gonna do it for twenty years? No, but
(05:52):
do it for two years.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That'd be pretty cool, right right on vacation live that lifestyle.
They pay for you to do everything. Hey, just take
our kids down to you know, Cancun for a weekend.
We'll pay for it. Oh what okay, bro?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This chick ad they used to work in Nashville. PSI
plastic surgery institute. She and baser. She used to go.
She worked for a family. She babies at their kids.
They traveled all over tropical destinations. So she'd go to
these tropical places taking care of the kids, should get
a couple hours off, take pictures next to the beach.
Everybody'd be like, oh, my gosh, how do you travel
to Turks and Caicos. You're in the Philippines, Bali. She
(06:28):
was just traveling with a rich family taking pictures, so
it looked like she was an influencer.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
She looked like she was having the time of her life,
when really she was only having a two hour break
to do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
But they took her with them.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Still cool. Yeah, all right, we better start the show man.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's Monday, Ray, I should take Arnold with me.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, So, happy Father's date to all the dads out there,
especially my dad. Oh you're an amazing dude. You're an
amazing dude. You doing amazing stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Trucker's a lot of you guys aren't able to be
there for your kids. You missed the birthdays, you missed
the baseball games. You know what, You're on the open
road and you're bringing home that paycheck. God, bless you
lot lizard here and there ain't hurt nobody now.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Truck drivers don't even know where all your kids are
because that lot lizard she got pregnant when you let
her in des Moine, and she didn't write down your
license plate, so no way to track you down.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All she knew is you were about two inches. Oh. Man,
bless the truck drivers.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I see him every morning. I'm passing them and I think,
wonder if they're listening to the potty.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Ah, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Best day to drive is Monday. They're ain't a damn
car on the road.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Because everybody's back from the weekend travel. That weekend travel.
The worst day is to drive, probably your Thursday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I love a Monday. There is maybe one big rig,
one person that's a woman uber driver, one man uber driver.
That's it. There's three cars on the road to me, man,
And if I see him swerving, damn it, I'm gonna
call him in. You ain't need to be drinking and
(08:04):
driving out.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, please don't, man, But I'll tell you truck drivers,
thank you for everything. And the tug boaters, you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Conners, you guys are on the open water man. A
lot of respect for you, A lot of lonesome hours
out there. You know, a magazine can only keep you
so much company.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And you know what they're delivering. It's all the crops
from our farmers.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yep. And what season is it?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Crops, sism. You haven't given as an update on the
crops all spring, like, we are almost into summer and
we have not heard about anything growing in the cornfields
by your house.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let's do it next, Okay, all right, we're gonna do
it live. Oh the one two losers?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give it to sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Genius, y'all. Sison from the North, I'm an alpha male.
I lived with Baser my wife were engaged fiance, but
then we became married. Two point two acres, twenty three
kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checks on him every Monday through Friday.
Not on the weekends though he's getting schlobberknockered. And then yes,
so she's a stay at home We love it. She
works her ass off. Dual income dinks, if you will
coach over to you, but actually back over to me.
(09:20):
Let's get that crop report in. It's all corn right now.
You look left, right, east, west, south and north. It
is nothing but corn sison. Some of them are going
about three feet in the air, about tit level. The
other ones are a little bit lower. It might have
been the slow planters, but it is a lot of corn.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
How are they only three feet We have gotten about
sixty seven inches of rain in the last two months,
so I don't know how your crops can only be
three feet tall. I feel like they should be ten
feet tall. With five thousand ears of corn. The way
it's been raining.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I knew we were gonna do a crop report. I
took a picture to show you the three feet and
we'll post that on the Instagram. We do the post today.
But yeah, it looks like a lot of corn, if
you will. There's there's some orange flowers and I looked
it up and it said pumpkins. There ain't no way
they're planting pumpkins right now. Why just seems way too early. No,
October is only three months away. Maybe they plan ahead.
(10:15):
And then there's obviously the usual suspects, your strawberries, blueberries,
but the crops are beautiful. Is this is actually the
time to make hay Man blueberry?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know how cool would be to have a blueberry
bush in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Those guys are picking them every day. Man, it looks
labor intensative.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Because I mean, you would go out and just eat
a fresh blueberry. That would be the delisious. I love blueberries,
and so I mean to have a blueberry?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Is it a tree or bush? But it's a vine.
But this is the this is the time to make
a garden. You live in the city to make one. Yeah,
the dude, Nashville is has the most tropical climate I've
seen in all my days.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah. You got the humidity, you got the cold, you
got the rain, you got the sunshine. The problem is
maintaining maintaining a garden is not easy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
To do the blueberries?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Is it easy?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'll show you how easy it is, dude. The fact
that you're talking about the same stuff that's in my
algorithm there means we're old. We're interested in the same stuff.
Wor'st Craig there? He Craig Connor. Okay, guys, he lives
in Charleston, same climate as us.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And some guy you know.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
From no but blueberry.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He does blueberries.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Harvest all of these blackberries. That's blackberries.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Let's see they're starting to ripen up. And this is
just one of.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
The vines that I've.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Got going on. Let's try it. Craig Conniver, dude, Southern charm.
He's eating blackberries in his backyard. That could be you
with the kids.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I was literally talking about blueberries, same thing. They're totally different.
But I do blackberries. I gotta say I like blackberries
probably more than I like blueberries.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And you want to know what else is phenomenal?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Raspberries? Why are the raspberries so delicious?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We got them? I mean, I would say, now is
the time to eat them at your local markets.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah. Here's the problem, though, is when you buy them,
you got to eat them within a day or there's
mold on them. I do not understand how to keep
mold off of blackberries and raspberries. I haven't figured it out.
I buy them, I put them in the fridge, I
go two days later, mold.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Same with the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Now I don't have as big a problem with strawberries.
Maybe I'm doing well.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Baser's got these what are they tupperware that actually can
breathe a little bit and it helps. They have holes
cut in them.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Well, yeah, that's when you buy them from the store.
They have the holes cut.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
In them that but then we put them in another thing,
so I need to take them out of this container
they come in find another container with holes in them,
sort of like a container that I have for the
you know, the.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Lightning bugs, because you poke a hole in the top.
Would that work?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Let this light your way, baby bogs.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
My kids love the lightning bugs right now. They are obsessed.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I noticed them in the country, not recently, but we
got them.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
They're awesome. Have you caught them ketch them all the time?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The firefly song? Have you played that for him?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, that'll change their life. A'll city, a'll city fireflies
and they're catching firefly.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No, no, they're not fireflies. They are lightning bugs. Why
do people call him fireflies?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Stop? It's a cloaqu wheelism.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's probably from where you grew up. Yeah, because I
grew up and we called them lightning bugs. So my
kids here, other kids say fireflies, and they are starting
to say that, and I'm like, no, guys, lightning bugs.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Do you do you call it the thing you drink
that's fizzy that bubbles up? What do you call that coke?
I call it pop, which is weird? Right, same thing though,
same difference. Right, you call it the thing that drives
on the road with a lot of wheels? What do
you call that semi eighteeneen wheeler? Eighteen wheeler?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I probably call him eighteen. I don't call it a
semi Get.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
My way, you damn eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't call it a SIMI Why did I say that?
That was embarrassing? Uh? Did you call your dad yesterday?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah? We talked. He was talking Tiger's base ball. The
game was on ro coup. He goes, hey, you think
you can get me on this roku? And I go, Dad,
it's it's a free channel. You should probably be able
to get it. I Hey, Tristan nephew, Boomer's got it
on the old phone. He was streaming it from his
phone onto the TV to watch the Tigers. Hey, it
(14:20):
freezes every five minutes. Okay, Dad, Well, at that point,
who gives a rep? Tigers in first place, best team
in baseball? Tune in tomorrow. It's one game that's on
this Roku channel, but he pays for FanDuel. They got
every game on FanDuel. And apparently Pops isn't on the
gambling scene. He calls it fan duel, fan duale. I'm like, Dad, revilla,
(14:42):
love of God. If you go out in public, it's
called FanDuel. Everybody's betting their asses off on it's not
called that. You're like, Dad, have you downloaded the gambling out?
You can legally gamble. No, man, I'm not in Vegas. No, Dad,
you don't have to be in Vegas to do it.
You can be anywhere. Pretty much into it. So yeah,
we called him that. They make it tough to get
a hold of them though. Any Mother's Day, Father's Day,
my mom and dad don't make it easy on us.
(15:03):
One time I called him, he at his mouth full.
I was like, all right, Dad, i'll call you later.
Your knuckle's deep. And so we did me and Bazer
Happy Father's Day. We got him a Tiger's vintage hat.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We think this is the year they're gonna win the
World Series, so we wanted to get him the hat early.
And then the card was tied into that. It's all baseball,
all the time. Over to you, man, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
He got him a card, and we should probably do that,
more like, we should probably send our dad our mom
cards that say Happy Mother's Day, Happy Father's Day, Happy Birthday.
But we don't do it. And I mean, I felt
like kind of a jerk yesterday because I didn't call
my dad till three point thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
At the same time as me.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, but usually call in the morning say Happy Father's Day.
But we woke up, literally got in the car and
went and ate breakfast at like eight thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is that the picture you posted the waffle house? Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, we went to No, I went waffle house. It
was another place called First Watch.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I mean it's kind of just a breakfast place. I
don't I think it's justfasty.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It was called Pancake No.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Then we ran some errands doing this, doing that, And
the next thing, you know, it's three thirty when we
get home and I feel bad because we hadn't called
Dad yet. And then we try to call He's My
mom's like, he's out in the rain. I'm like, what
do you mean he's just standing out in the rain. Yeah,
I think he's grilling some chicken on She goes, he
might be grilling, but he may just be standing out
in the rain.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm like, oh, what is he senile?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I might now I feel really well. He did go
take a senile test and he couldn't remember the third
number or something and they worried he was senile. But
that's another story, Tom.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Would you mind telling dad to get out of the rain.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And she's like, so, you're gonna have to call back.
So I'm like all right, So I text her. I'm like, hey,
do you have the iPad charge so we can FaceTime?
She goes, I'll go check and she checks it. She goes, yeah,
it's ready to go. How long do you call? And
I say five minutes. She goes, okay, So I hit no, no, no, no.
In five minutes FaceTime brilling, balling room unavailable. I told
(17:07):
you I was calling in five minutes and you don't answer, okay,
because they don't have iPhones, so the only thing is
the iPad. They have to charged iPad and then they
have to you know, be ready for it, call it
right back. She's like, I don't know where he went.
He was standing right here. And then she goes around
the house. I said, did you check the bathroom? Let
(17:27):
me go check.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Tollbox, where are you? And then she says, he's outside smoking,
and then he comes in and we all do Happy
Father's Day and we talked for like thirty minutes. It
was a great conversation. But deep down I dropped the ball.
I should have been in contact with my father earlier.
I felt bad. But he knows how much I love him,
(17:54):
I hope, and we appreciate him, and I should have
called him earlier in the day. But we had a
great conversation. Baby Box one was a little grouchy at
the beginning to call, but by the end of the call,
he kind of came back. It was happy and talked
to Grandpa and it was amazing. It was a great
Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You gotta love the obligatory call.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, Dad, No, No, it wasn't obligatory.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It was just happy Birthday. I mean, I don't know
Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I wanted to do it on FaceTime, and so it's
hard to line up the FaceTime. It was just it
was good, but we got it in. My sister dropped by.
She brought them dinner. They hung out for a while
I don't know if my sister ate dinner with them,
but she was there.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, Boomer wasn't helping my case either. He's in the
background doing his normal stuff. But Dad's knuckles deep with
some surloin and Boomer's like, wait a call till later.
I'm like, all right, Boomer, you're not helping me out here. Hey,
why didn't you call this morning? All right, Boomer, but
this is the only time it worked for me in Bezer.
We had called earlier. You guys were busy doing something. Hey,
nice for you to actually call in and check on
your dad. All right, Boomer. We get him in cool well,
(18:52):
and they're in the background mocking me, and I actually
need to call them again today, Like, hey, guys, let's
not all pile on. We'd live in two completely different
times zones, two thousand miles apart. Maybe not now that
I live in Nashville, but point being, we got the
call in. Let leave it be.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, So all your other fathers out there, Happy Father's Day.
Anybody that got told yesterday they're going to be a father.
Hopefully you're excited. We'll take a break. We'll be right
back before you do the most depressing thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Can I get we gotta do that later?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, well, you know whenever. But yeah, guys, it's something
really depressing on the internet that took over thirty minutes
of my time. But I don't I don't want you
guys to go there.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I don't want you to go there either, but I
just want I got a huge announcement right here, I
got it. I got a big announcement right I got
a divorce. Nope, it's not it. Do you have big
announcement music? Yep, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I just want to let you know, give up the bottle,
did you No? I didn't give up the bottle.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
And not only did I not give up the bottle,
I am ready to toast to you, guys. I'm ready
to celebrate with you. I'm ready to open a new bottle.
Coaches Convention five, Nashville, Tennessee. Nashville, Tennessee is the official
city we thought about moving. It couldn't work it out.
With another city trying to talk to people, trying to
find venues, it wasn't gonna work, and so we are
(20:17):
going back to Nashville for Coaches Convention five. MLK Day weekend.
Book your flights, get your Airbnb. Some of you guys
already got your hotels. You can officially book your flights
for Nashville, Tennessee for MLK Day weekend. It is time
to party also to show you how much we rehearse
(20:39):
and we talk about this. This is breaking news to
Sison himself. Ray didn't even know that we are officially
announcing Nashville. But today is today. There is no more delays.
We can't be stringing you along trying to find another city.
We tried to have talks with other cities. It wasn't working.
So you can be mad all you want, but it's
in Nashville. Bring it on.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, Hi Jackson, Yeah, we're talking all these other cities. Now,
are you able to house us? Okay, we'll check with
the other one then Orlando, Hi, lunchbox, We talk with it. Yes,
New Orleans, Nola? How you doing lunchbox here? And that's
not what I'm There's gonna be fifty drunkards. Are you
(21:18):
willing to house us?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's not what I'm meant. That's not what I was saying.
I was talking to people that work at the radio
stations and we couldn't figure out venues that would be
perfect partnerships. We maybe should have talked to him earlier
in the year. Maybe we should start talking to them
now for Coaches Convention six in twenty twenty seven. But whatever,
(21:42):
it's gonna be great. We have a great meeting next
week lined up for what I think is a spectacular
idea for where we're gonna do the WHOA Live pod.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Don't say it and the watch party, don't say it
until it's one hundred people.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well, I'm not gonna say where it is. I am
just gonna say this has a chance to be epic.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Damn right. Yeah, from what you told me, the ideas
sometimes you're able to generate in the shower. This is
one of the bigger ones, one.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Of the bigger ones. Like, I want to do it differently, right,
We're never going.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
To do the same thing, guys. It's not your going
home again to that you know, same missionary life. Guys.
This is different. This is uh you know it man?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, we we Caroline up shirts, book your flight. Let's
go spice it up, guys. Let's bring it. Laurie, Like,
there's no excuse. You can't be missing this year. You
missed last year. You gotta be here.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
The theme of this one is BDM Ropes and handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
WHOA, yeah that is that's going to be on the
t shirts. I mean we've got an email about it.
You want to hear it?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, I got yep.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
For the love of baby Jesus, don't make us come
back to Nashville. I mean, this is the fifth anniversary.
Let's be creative Coaches. I will say, I'm not going
to miss out on seeing a shaved head callaway dancing
the night away shirtless on a poll. In all seriousness,
Get well, Taylor. We all love you and can't wait
to see you better in January. Joe from Sarasota. Oh,
(23:12):
good guy, good guy, And I mean he's not gonna
miss Coaches Convention five. He'll come back to Nashville. This
is where it's gonna be. The party is happening. Book it,
get your tickets.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah. And I didn't know necessarily how we narrow it
down was what were maybe the top three? New Orleans
was top okay, and then what was the other one?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Las Vegas. Just trying to find people that would be
able to like, we're willing to work with us, not
necessarily work with us, but like give us a discount
so we could afford to have it at their venue.
It didn't work out, so maybe next year.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What place was Memphis?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Memphis was number six and twenty two. We called Memphis
and they're like, hey, they were interested, and then they said,
you know what, Actually we're gonna trade you to Orlando
with Desmond Baine. Sorry, you can't come here, like we're
trying to rebuild the city. We're not trying to destroy
the city, and we want you guys to get out alive.
(24:12):
So I would suggest you do not come to Memphis.
And I was like, hey, no, no, no, no, no worry,
we ain't coming to Memphis. We'll keep it in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, they traded. It was kla t and a bunch
of first rounders. Orlando traded for what Desmond Bane and
a bag of picks. And then you got to Devers trade. Oh,
it was Devers for a couple, as Portnoy said, a
bag of baseballs.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Out here we go. Oh, you want to hear the
worst story ever. So when we were like twelve years
old and we were growing up in Austin, I was
on the Bulldogs and we qualified for the state championship
in soccer out in El Paso, Texas, and we were
gonna have to rent a bus because that's a long drive.
(24:59):
And one kid's grandpa, I don't know what he did
or what, but he said, you know what, I'll get
you guys the bus, and he charted the bus for us.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's what's up.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And it was awesome. It was an amazing trip. We
ended up getting second place. We lost to the Chivas.
They were grown men, and I'm not going to say
if they were legit or not. If they were fifteen
or sixteen or seventeen, I'm not sure, but they all
had full mustaches and looked like they had already gone
through puberty and had three kids.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I must ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
They physically dominated us. They just killed us. And two
years later we're playing and we're on our way to
practice and that kids that his grandpa was nice enough
to charter the bus. He no longer played for the team,
and we're in the white van, my dad's driving, and
Chess Day goes and whatever happened to Nick min Day goes. Oh,
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we traded him for a bag of balls.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Many fine memory on Fathers Day Monday and.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Chez they fell off the five gallon bucket of pay.
Was like, oh my god, my dad, I shouldn't have
said that. I shouldn't have said that. That was mean.
But there you bringing up the bag of balls. Listen,
the Boston Red Sox had to get rid of Devers.
Devers was being the ultimate idiot teammate, refusing to help
the team Roman.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
He needed to help Roman.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No one is bigger than the team. And they said, hey, Devers,
you suck at playing third base. Will you move over
to first? We got Bragman over there and we have
a bunch of injuries. I'm not gonna play first base.
Excuse me? And hey, guess what. Maybe his productivity's looking
like it's going down a little bit. They owe him
(26:44):
so much money, They're like, how can we get out
from under this contract. The fact that they got rid
of his contract with his age declining productivity, it's an
absolute win for the Boston Red Sox. That picture that
they got Harrison from the Giants. He's only twenty three.
He could be a stud. He could be an absolute stud.
(27:06):
Hicks sucks, Jordan hit sucks. And then they got like
the number two pick in the draft from a couple
of years ago out of Florida State. Good job, Red Socks.
And I like the Giants saying, hey Dodgers, we're trying
to come and get your ass.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But that was a blockbuster, man, blockbuster out of nowhere.
It's been a minute. Usually around this time of years,
when the Lebron trades come through, it's when we got
Durant to the Golden State. It's when we got Lebron
to Miami, Lebron to Cleveland, Lebron to La all of
them come down in the summer. Dever's out of nowhere, not.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Even close to the trade deadline. I mean we're talking
just in the middle of the freaking first half. He said, Hey,
get out of here. Kick rocks fun in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
One of the commenters was like, get Nico Harrison out
of our locker room. They said, hey, you thought Mookie
Betts was bad, hold my beer. To the outside fan,
it did look like an awesome player just gets traded away.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, and Boston loved him. Yeah, and I and I
know that. I talked to Kevin, who's a Red Sox fan.
He goes, I will not watch him the Red Sox
game this year. He's so mad at the Red Sox
saying they lied to Dever, saying, oh, you know, don't worry,
Bragman's gonna play second. Bregman's gonna play second. And then
they brought him in. He played third. But if if
Devers really wanted to be there, he would have said,
you know what, cool, you lied to me. We screwed up, miscommunication.
(28:24):
Let's bury it and let's move on. No, he wanted
to be a little baby. I'm not gonna play first.
I'm not gonna play first. Get out of here, go
play in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
The Giants, they got that Yastremsky kid. I love him.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I like that guy.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
They guy they what about thy go split or I
don't know. He may be with the Rockies or he's
still with them.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Who else do they have?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The cast of nobody knows? On the Giants, Well, guess
what they do? Win? Win? Aren't they in first?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Did they win last night?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I mean they're tied them and the Dodgers are right there.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I know they were neck and neck, and I don't
know who won the game last night. But they got
Matt Chapman. I know that they got a.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Domast that big fat kid, the big not him, there's
a big hater or something or honeym or higher a center.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Moved our place for nationalis C.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm Andersoner Hamaru or Hamas. Justin calls him the Thomas Man.
Maybe Justin calls him nicknames I can't repeat.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh God, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna take
a break and be prepared to be.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Call him Filatio so I think his name's Fernando Ramos
or something. Yes, he calls in Filacio.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh my gosh, We're gonna take a break and we're
gonna come back and be depressed right after this.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Let me be depressed, all right, guys, I just have
to bring it to you because it, for whatever reason,
consume thirty minutes of my life. I didn't want. It
started on Instagram. It was something and it was titled
casino workers, what's the worst loss or worst case of
gambling addiction You've seen? Just Google that exactly the prompt
(30:02):
that I said, Rocket it Yahoo or ask Jeeves, and
it is a hundred thousand, one thousand, five hundred comments
of casino workers saying the worst loss or case of
(30:23):
gambling addiction that they've witnessed. And it just goes and goes,
it goes.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Would you like to read some of them?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, I'm short, I can't there. Yeah they are. Had
a lady in a nurse's uniform walk out the front
of the casino, stop by where I was standing and
just blurt out, I lost my rent and grocery money.
The only thing I could say was oh no. She
then looked at me and asked if I had any
money she could borrow. I told her, sorry, but no.
(30:54):
Oh work surveillance at a casino for a bit. Every
time someone hit a jackpot at a slot machine would
pull up their account. They were always the time down
on their lifetime earnings. This included people that hit for
fifty k. Worst one I saw after hitting a jackpot
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was minus three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars for
the year. In July.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I saw a guy so glued to a slot machine
that he just pissed his pants and kept playing. He
was eventually removed by security. Oh I read one that'll
uh goes. Then all right, this might be it. I
mean these are all pretty new too. It says like
four months ago, so like these were happening at Aria
(31:50):
Bellagio The Big Boys that a mirror four months ago.
I worked at a cage at the time. Guy came
up and we drew ten thousand from his checking went
out and played, came back thirty minutes later, did it again,
another thirty minutes, did it again, came back a fourth time,
then started doing cash advances against his credit cards. Goes
through all of them over the next five to six hours.
(32:12):
Right before my shift end, he's at the window going
through every credit card in his wallet. All of them
they're declining, and he asked if we offer credit, which,
thank god at the time we didn't. Altogether he probably
lost a bit more than one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars in five to six hours in one night. Not
the most I've seen, but he clearly couldn't afford to
lose that much.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh my gosh, Phil, what made you google this?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
There was I swear to God on Instagram. It was
a prompt and it said that, and so I just
went on Google and did it, and then it led
to this whole article. But somebody stole one of them
and put it on Instagram, and then this was the
original post. It might have been the first one that
was the dude. It might have been the first one.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'll never forget. When I was sitting at Treasure Island
one time on the Las Vegas Strip and talking to
the dealer, and he was telling me how one guy
brought in his like check. I don't even know what
kind of check, government assistant, I don't know what it was.
He cashed it for like two hundred and sixty two dollars,
sounds about right. And somehow he won his money up
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to one point eight million dollars rock and they put
him up in a suite and treating him like king,
taking him sending him these nice dinners over the next week.
The guy proceeded to lose all of.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It, over a million in a week. And where'd you
hear this?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Are you talking about this Treasure Island? Treasure Island, dude,
The dealers just like it was unbelievable, says the most
unbelievable thing I've ever seen. Then I was at uh
what it used to be money, Carlo, and the dealer
told me, he goes tell me, asked me the craziest
thing I've ever seen in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What's the craziest thing you saw in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And he said, Well, one night I dealt to those
kids that, you know, the ones from Harvard or Mit
the twenty one the ones were cheating at black jack. Yeah,
he goes, I sat there and dealt to them for
six hours. Shit, he goes, we knew what they were doing,
and he goes. Pit Bosson never said a thing. I
just had to keep dealing. I just sat there and
(34:16):
watch them win ten twenty one hundred thousand dollars each sho.
He goes next day, pit boss no longer worked here,
lost his job, lost his job. Got to put it
into that, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Those were all just one paragraphs. You want a four
paragraph one? Yeah, it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
We're going to end it right here.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Well, I have sixteen years in the casino business. I
was a dealer for about three years and a pit
boss for nine. The saddest, absolute saddest thing I had
ever witnessed happened over time. There was a genuinely nice,
very nice couple that came in and played let It Ride.
What is that poker or something? Yeah, the game is atrocious,
odds wise, utterly boring, and I was always miserable dealing it.
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The woman was in her early fifties, quite overweight, don't
know why that it matters, and in wheelchair bound, Oh
that's important. And the husband was very thin and mousey.
Husband always was the one to play and the wife
would just sit there and watch him play. Talk about boring.
They didn't even bet heavily. But they were there seven
days a week, for hours and hours a day, weeks
(35:18):
in a row. As time went on, they stopped being
so nice to the staff and to each other. They
were both obviously not taking care of themselves as they'd
been hygienically speaking. Eventually, one night or he just said,
they didn't shower. Eventually, one night, the husband turned around
asked the wife for more money, and she absolutely broke down,
shaking and sobbing, and said, incontrollably insoluble, Tom, this is it.
(35:44):
If you lose this, we don't eat this month. I
absolutely refused, as the dealer to take their money. I
called my supervisor and explained the situation, and thankfully, unlike
a lot of joints, they backed that decision up. This
was very early on in my career and it really
hit me hard. And I had taken tens of thousands
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of dollars from these people, over the course of months
and years. If I remember right, we evicted them lifetime.
There was a band placed on them. They were never
allowed to enter our casino again, and they got connected
with the State Problem Gambling Service. No word on where
they are now.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
And that's a good reason we're having it. Back in Nashville.
We could see Brandon Hill going down that road man
his wife Amy sitting there going Brandon, if we don't
hit this, we don't eat this month. And we know
that we can't have that happen.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
They just keep coming. I dealt in two casinos for
a total over out five years. I mean this came
in four months. These are fresh. This could have been
the losers at the convention. Uh Timmy, I dealt in
two casinos for a total five years. So many stories,
but the worst one would have to be the guy
at five am on Christmas morning he mentioned to the
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guy next to him loudly that he had to be
home by seven am so he could gamble for two hours,
so he could be there when his kids woke up
and open their presence. Legally, I really couldn't tell him anything,
tell him to leave her stakecause he wasn't doing anything wrong,
but it was noon and he was still there. He
missed Christmas with the kids, and the guy couldn't tell
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him to go to his kids. Hey, man only got
two hours.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. This
is depressing, dude. There was one this This hurts the soul, man,
This hurts the soul. God.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh do you.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Want to read another one? And you want me to
take a break?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Man? Okay. I had a guy win forty thousand on
a slot machine on one of his first polls. Let's
start the music, guys, it's necessary. Forty thousand first poll.
The guy was so excited and went to cash out cage.
A tenant gave him two thousand out of that forty thousand.
When he asked where the rest of the thirty eight
thousand dollars was, she smiled and said child support. Dude
(38:14):
had to be escorted out by security. He owed thirty
eight thousand in child support and he won the Jackpott
and there they can take it.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, they can garner your winnings. Oh my dude, this
is that dude.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I told you do. You don't want to be depressed,
but I was depressed for thirty minutes yesterday I had
to bring it to the sore losers Nation.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh man, that's tough. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
That one's terrible. Uh okay. I've seen big losses to
about one hundred thousand, but the one that sticks out
to me the most was a guy who started betting
fifty a hand on blackjack, lost, came back put up
another two hundred to five hundred a hand while he
was shaking. He went to the ATM three times, the
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last five hundred he lost. As I was about to
grab the chip, he held the five hundred on green
and I tried to just tell him to let it
go and maybe to walk away. I don't know. I
think he was down ten thousand that night, and it
looks like his life savings never saw him again after that.
I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
It takes me back to Oklahoma there for my cousin's wedding,
and we're there at the you know, rehearsal dinner or whatever,
sitting there drinking when someone in my cousin's family goes, hey,
you know there's a casino the next exit up, and
we're like what He goes, yeah, just next exit we
(39:51):
should go. Yeah, we should we jumped in the vehicles
Bonus round. We drove up to that casino, walk up me,
my cousin, Andrew, uncle, Ken, my dad.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Hey kid, can I play with a two dollars bill?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
No, Katieth Keys was not there, and we go to
sit down at this blackjack table.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Y'all take Queen Anne's coins.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
And the guy I just try to sit on his
right and he looks over his right shoulder. He goes,
what the do you think you're doing? I was like,
I'm just gonna play some black jack. He goes, I
don't need your GD help losing my GD money you
mfor I'm like, uh, okay, cool. So we took a
(40:40):
couple of steps back, watched him play a few hands.
He looks back over that right shoulder, he goes, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
We're just watching? Goes, why don't you walk the away?
Why I play black jack? I don't need you watching me?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Right?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
So we walked away. About ten minutes later, he gets
up and leaves and we go sit down and the
lady's like, oh, sorry about that. He's he's lost about
fifteen thousand the night. What I said at this po
dunk casino in Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Which I mean in Vegas. That's got to be a
quarter of a million. Yeah, because they don't even have
high limits.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
No, I was like, oh, she goes yeah, sorry about that. Whoa,
let's take a break. We'll brought back.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I got one more sad one, go for it. It's
the one I read last night as I was reaching
over for Kleenex. Not for that, guys. It brought a
tear to my eye. And this is all about not
being able to share that money with the one you love. Boys.
Here you go, just a paragraph. Guys started with three
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hundred dollars and could do no wrong. When he got
up to five thousand, we asked if he wanted to
go to a high roller's pit because people would jump
in on his game and mess him up. He said yes,
If I followed him there and the high rollers pit,
he again could do no wrong. But what he was
doing was chasing and Betsy lost with higher bets. This
worked out for him for a long time. He got
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up to almost one hundred grand off of three hundred dollars.
Here we go, I mean, what what an absolute dream?
Because when you're listen, if you have three hundred dollars
and you turn it into one hundred thousand, you in
your head have to think I cannot lose. The Sarasani
rules says, if you go with like three hundred dollars,
the most you can expect return his ten thousand. The
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fact he got it up to one hundred grand is
almost statistically and astronomically impossible. One hundred grand on three
hundred bucks. He called his girlfriend. Here's the part about
sharing it with the ones you love. He said, get packed,
we're going out on the town. We're getting dressed up.
Let's go get all your stuff. Well, as she was
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getting ready, he started losing. Told him to stop when
he got to eighty thousand. The dealer did. He told
me he just lost twenty grand and if he made
it back, he would quit. He just has to get
back to one hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Let me tell you, do you want to know the
worst last words you should ever say is like, oh,
if I can get up to where I'm up five hundred,
it's only like two chips away, two twenty five dollars chips.
I'm only fifty dollars away. Once I get to up
five hundred, I'm gonna walk away.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Because you know what you.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Never do is get up that five hundred. You lose one,
win one, lose two, win one, and next thing you know,
you're only up three seventy five. And then you're like, oh,
when I get up to five hundred, then you're down
to only up three hundred. I do this all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Just walk away as the dealer. I told him, stop,
you can still walk away with eighty thousand. You don't
get how lucky you've got. He told me he lost
twenty grand. If he made it back, he would quit.
I told him he won eighty thousand dollars as the dealer.
You really had stopped. Well, his girlfriend was getting ready
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thirty minutes, forty five minutes, an hour, hour and a half.
By the time the girlfriend got to where he was
at the table, he had lost it all and he
was actually down three thousand dollars in markers when she
got there. Finally, after two hours, he got up, held
her and cried.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
He's valling his butt off, dude, he had one hundred grand. Honey,
get dressed, we're going and having dinner.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
She comes down and there's markers on the table and
he's down three k one hundred and three thousand dollars
swing in two hours.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
That's Cappy at Coaches Convention one man. I had to
wheel Hi away from the table. I was like, dude, Cappy,
you gotta stop. I mean, he got he got his
winnings all the way up to thirty dollars and then
he lost it all back and he was down twenty five.
I was like, Cappy, you're not gonna be able to
eat for a month. Man, Come on, I get back
to your room, dude. And he was like, no, dude,
I gotta get it back. I was like, and he
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started crying. He wanted to hold me. I was like, Cappy, stop,
you gotta stop. I can't wait to see Miguel at
coach Convention by anybody bring this amazing wife. I'll tell
you that's she's the highlight of the party.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Really you got anything else, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah? I got something else. Man. Did you watch that
US open yesterday?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
I did.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh my gosh. You want to talk about like we
always want these majors to be close coming down to
the end. This was fantastic television. I mean there was
a raging rivers going across the fairway and they were
just playing on like there was nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
The hour and a half delay was made for TV.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
No. I didn't know about it. I got home and
I turned it on. It was like I told my kid.
I was like, get out of here. I'm watching golf.
He goes oh. I turned on It's Tiger Woods versus
rock O Media, and I was like, never mind, you
can watch the name TV. And then when it starts
back up, Sam Burr can do no wrong, and I'm like, wow,
he's up by like two or three strokes. And I
call my dad to say Happy Father's Day. Talk for
(46:06):
like thirty minutes, and I go back in and JJ
spawn is back in the lead. I'm like, what the
hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Spum JJ Spum, And then Tyler Hatton starts going Tyler
Hatton and getting pissed and throwing clubs and chopping the
grass and getting so mad. The Europeans did well over
there in Pennsylvania. It was fantastic drama, stopping wet every
time the ball hits splash and the guy's trying to
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hit it out of the rough. One of the times
Spum hit it out, I go, oh my gosh, he
dipped it, dude. It rolled that they knew how far
it was gonna roll. Those things just never stopped.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
It was so fun to watch. At least we didn't
have Nance on the call.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
And when when Spawn winds up that putt on eighteen,
he needs two putts.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
To win.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
And he drains that putt.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
In the whole hole. I want to cozy it up,
don't need to make it two putts run.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
It was awesome, dude. I threw my hands in the
air on the couch, like whoa. That was hair raising.
Chill's moment.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Spum could have made into though.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
But the fact that he didn't make it into that
was the longest putt that anybody had made the entire
week at the golf tournament. That was the longest putt made.
And it was to win the freaking tournament. Don't just
tap it in for the party, you know, win, slam
the door shut and be the only player to finish
under par. It was spectacular.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I was watching it at Chili's, took a picture. I'm
gonna put this on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Guys, what did you get to eat the Chili's?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
What I had ranch casadillas, Baser had some salad, some
chop salad.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Did you get the chips and salsa?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
This is? It was split so the too popular. It
was w NBA Atlanta in Washington, and then the US Open.
I've never seen it now where men's sports and women's
are equally. You know, I love the equality women's sports
is through. But the bartender, he had the under on
the w NBA game, so let me know if that hit.
And then it sounded like who was the leader? He
(48:39):
had Burns? Dude, Oh Burns. I mean he melted right,
So our waiter was in a great mood. But I'm
guessing by the next two and a half hours, as
Burns started to fall apart, as did his service.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Man, I mean him, Adam Scott started melting down.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I mean, it was just crash and burn. And then
mc rob mack starts coming back. Robert McIntyre, Oh, here
we go, Birdie, Birdie.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I was like, oh my, I was hoping that it
was gonna be a time we're gonna have more golf today.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I really wanted that. But how does it stay late
in Delaware, Pennsylvania wherever they are so late I could
have swore we were gonna have at least two holes
here today with the rain delay.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh, I agree. I thought, Oh my gosh, there's no
way they're gonna get it in. That's why when it
started monsooning again and they were still playing, and there
was rivers going across the freaking fairway, They're like, keep playing, man,
we gotta finish this. Keep playing. Just wild, just absolutely wild.
It was so entertaining, so entertaining, not like this pod
that's all I got. It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I saw it. I was in a bowling alley.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
You want to say that. Yeah, let's save it for Wednesday,
bowling alley Wednesday. Yeah, sorry, I'm figuring, you know.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, man, save it.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, that's good. It's good to save.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, we'll see in Nashville. Coach Convention five. Book your tickets,
anything else you got.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I worked at a casino as a security.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Oh man,
it's bad, isn't it. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Worked at a casino in my early twenties. I'd finish
my shift, walked through the casino to my car. When
people would walk back through in the morning, I'd see
the same people wearing the same clothes on the exact
same machines twelve hours later. Only difference I knew that
they'd been there and not left is it was coffee
with their cigarettes instead of soda.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Dude, anytime I see Here's what makes me sad is
when I see the old people with their oxygen tank
playing the slot. I'm just like, man, give it stop,
just stop.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
We got to end on this one. Okay, this quick snoon's.
I worked at the member rewards desk at a highish
ranking member casino, and they asked me to change their
mailing address so we can still send her promotions. I
looked up the address after I googled it. It was
to a local homeless shelter, and somebody commented below, jay C,
(51:23):
did you seriously make that change. I'm legitimately not sure
if I'd be able to do that. The person responded,
absolutely not. We had to have some people from Responsible
Gambling talk to her, and I think she got banned
for a while, but I did start seeing her again
this year. I hope she's doing okay, because she really
wasn't all there. She would talk to me about going
(51:44):
to a show with her husband, but then the week
before she told my coworker her husband died ugh Man,
Oh my gosh, that is bad.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I don't ever want to gamble again. I don't want
to gamboy.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Do you want a good one?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
There's no good ones.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
There's not a single good one. Not a casino employee.
But we got a call at work one night for
a check of well being. It was a casino security
requesting us to check on a subject who had lost
a lot of money at their tables. The security manager
advised to the subject and they said that they left
and was heard making a comment about wanting to end it. Thankfully,
(52:22):
I got to the address and was able to speak
with the subject. They were embarrassed, but eventually told me
that they had a gambling problem. That wasn't their first time.
They ended up getting transported to the hospital and then
eventually spoke with one of our social workers who was
able to get her therapy. Last I saw them, they
got out of debt and started their own business. I
told you it was a good one, bro. I was
(52:44):
thirty minutes in on that. The thread goes one thousand,
five hundred deep, one point five comments.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I mean, I got me honest. I was very I
was highly entertained, was highly entertained.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
I was so deep in it.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Entertained.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
The one that got me is Bezer. She gets takes
forever to get ready. And by the time the woman
got ready and made it downstairs, not only had he
lost the hundred grand, he was in the hole. And
they just embraced each other and started crying. And the
teelor was begging him leave with eighty thousand dollars, you've
made eighty thousand dollars off three hundred, and the human
(53:21):
spirit addiction Jean wouldn't let him.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
No, not addiction Jean. That thought, I'm just right there.
I'm just gonna win it back real quick. I'm just
gonna wain it back real quick.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
In her head, in the girl's head, she's getting ready
thinking they made a hundred thousand. By the time she
got there, he had already zeroed out her checking account
and was in the hole.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Ah. Man, I don't even know what to say. Man,
that's yeah, yeah, all right,
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, man, I was a little disappointed you didn't text
me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hello is my Mike? Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You did that joke last week?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
No, I just think it's funny because it shows behind
the scenes.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, but you didn't text me yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It was my buddy Danny and Fort Lauderdale. It was
his first time being a father. Didn't text him either,
didn't text Kevin. We're guys, man, you want a woman
friend talk to baser.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah. It was weird because one of our bosses, he
texted me randomly out of nowhere, hasn't texted me in
three years, and he texted me, Hey, man, happy Father's
Day to you.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You sure he wasn't in the bottle?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I was like, did you text the right person?
He said, yeah, just wanted to wish you a happy
Father's Day. And I said, man, happy Father's Day to
you too, man, this is your father. Yeah. I was like,
hope you enjoy it. And I had no idea why
he texted me. And I showed my wife and she goes,
(00:58):
why would he text you?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's a brotherhood. It's not a brotherhood of all the dads.
You guys all understand it all. You sympathize, empathize all
those things. Man, you guys have been through the thick
of it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Some of us are in the thick of it. Some
people are just starting out like they think they're in
the thick of it, and they're not in the thick
of it. They just got a couple newborns at home.
They think, oh, man, life's hard.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But now Al Dean said, man, the key to it
is get a night nurse.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, some of us don't live like al Dean so.
And I mean, I'll be honest, I swear, I swear
to you. I had never even heard of a night
nurse until Al Dean brought it up. Never heard of that.
I did not know that existed. Didn't know that was
a possibility that you could hire someone at night to
come watch your kids so you could sleep through the night.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I believe it was also brought up by Kane Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
So yeah, I think Kane Brown was after al Dean So.
And then I saw a trend that when you have
a lot of money, you hire a night nurse.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And also I get the nannything. Somebody throws that around.
I'd lose a little respect. Well, that's wrong with me.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know. Here's the thing. If you're paying for
child care, a nanny might be just the same price
during the day.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The person that brought it up explained it to me
exactly how you just did. They said, cost efficiency wise,
it's almost the same.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It really is, okay, especially like let's say, if you
have two kids, and then the drive time to like childcare,
the drive time to pick them up, the gas, everything involved.
I really do believe. I'm not sure, but I would
bet that a nanny is pretty much the same amount
of money.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I'll tell you this, guys, big thought. If you're
in college, high school. This is only gonna apply to you, guys.
To listen up real quick out of college or something.
Being nanny to a rich person, learn what they do
on the day to day, learn their household, how they
became rich. You're gonna pick up so many things. Do
it for a year or two. I'm telling you that
will be better than any internship you can get. I
wish I would have done it, dude. I would have
(03:01):
been an intern for al Dean, or not an intern,
a nanny and just been there and I would have
seen how his business is formed. I'd have learned about houses, cars, property.
He goes you and that, then they like you, and
all of a sudden, then there's you know, you're hearing stuff.
Oh invest in this, you would pick up so much.
That's the ticket.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Here's your problem. You have a penis, okay, So I
don't think anybody's hiring you to be a manny. I
don't know if many manny's out there. Ah, hi there,
my name's manny.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What's yours? Like?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Literally, honestly, I don't know a single manny. I don't
know anyone that would be like, you know what, who
am I going to hire to watch my kids all day,
take them to and from school practice, like when we're working,
let me see who can cook them a meal? You
know what? I'm gonna hire Sisson Ray Mundo. No, not
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But here's what it was. I was a manny in college.
What I just did it for a non rich family.
And I was ahead of my time because I knew
I could still go to school, I could make gambling money,
could still gamble, I could fund the addiction, and so
I was a manny. I'll take care of this kid.
I'd go pick it in the morning. I went bike
riding with him when his mom left for work. Huh.
And then really sometimes I'd bring him by the dorm
(04:13):
and my friends be like, do you have a kid?
When do you have some illegitimate kid? Oh? I'm a
manny Huh? Who knew? Did it all the time? So?
But and what I did is I learned about the household.
I learned about where they got good houses in the
Illinois Chicago land area. So I picked up on stuff,
just not as much as I would have celeb rich
later in life, where you know more.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But my question is how do you get in with
the celebs? Like, how do you get that first job
with a big celeb? I really think it happens when
they're not so big and you get in and then
they get famous, because I don't know how if I'm
starting out my nanny or manny career, how I end
up with the al Deans? How does that happen?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, now, I bet it's really easy. Allthough wives are
on Instagram. Just DM them. Hey, I've been a manny
for a couple of years. Now, I'm ambitious. Go get
her self starter. Here's a picture of me. I'll be
worth more than you guys pay me do it for
two years. I'm telling you what you'll glean from that.
It's it's actually doing you a favor, paying you because
(05:16):
you're gonna take so much more than what they pay you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Now, I think there might be websites that you sign
up and say, hey, I want to be a nanny,
and they match you. Do you think that's what the
lifestyle and the rich and famous do they use those sites?
Or do they do word of mouth?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's word of mouth, and I've heard they get handed off.
Oh you used to intern for not Manny, used to
be Manny, or Nancy for Carrie Underwood, for that other
lady Reese Witherspoon, and then oh she works out better,
Oh she wants to travel more. And then it's this
whole network. But that's where you're gonna get the most.
Are you gonna do it for twenty years? No, but
(05:52):
do it for two years.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That'd be pretty cool, right right on vacation live that lifestyle.
They pay for you to do everything. Hey, just take
our kids down to you know, Cancun for a weekend.
We'll pay for it. Oh what okay, bro?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This chick ad they used to work in Nashville. PSI
plastic surgery institute. She and baser. She used to go.
She worked for a family. She babies at their kids.
They traveled all over tropical destinations. So she'd go to
these tropical places taking care of the kids, should get
a couple hours off, take pictures next to the beach.
Everybody'd be like, oh, my gosh, how do you travel
to Turks and Caicos. You're in the Philippines, Bali. She
(06:28):
was just traveling with a rich family taking pictures, so
it looked like she was an influencer.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
She looked like she was having the time of her life,
when really she was only having a two hour break
to do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
But they took her with them.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Still cool. Yeah, all right, we better start the show man.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's Monday, Ray, I should take Arnold with me.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No, So, happy Father's date to all the dads out there,
especially my dad. Oh you're an amazing dude. You're an
amazing dude. You doing amazing stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Trucker's a lot of you guys aren't able to be
there for your kids. You missed the birthdays, you missed
the baseball games. You know what, You're on the open
road and you're bringing home that paycheck. God, bless you
lot lizard here and there ain't hurt nobody now.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Truck drivers don't even know where all your kids are
because that lot lizard she got pregnant when you let
her in des Moine, and she didn't write down your
license plate, so no way to track you down.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
All she knew is you were about two inches. Oh. Man,
bless the truck drivers.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I see him every morning. I'm passing them and I think,
wonder if they're listening to the potty.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Ah, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Best day to drive is Monday. They're ain't a damn
car on the road.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Because everybody's back from the weekend travel. That weekend travel.
The worst day is to drive, probably your Thursday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I love a Monday. There is maybe one big rig,
one person that's a woman uber driver, one man uber driver.
That's it. There's three cars on the road to me, man,
And if I see him swerving, damn it, I'm gonna
call him in. You ain't need to be drinking and
(08:04):
driving out.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, please don't, man, But I'll tell you truck drivers,
thank you for everything. And the tug boaters, you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Conners, you guys are on the open water man. A
lot of respect for you, A lot of lonesome hours
out there. You know, a magazine can only keep you
so much company.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And you know what they're delivering. It's all the crops
from our farmers.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yep. And what season is it?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Crops, sism. You haven't given as an update on the
crops all spring, like, we are almost into summer and
we have not heard about anything growing in the cornfields
by your house.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let's do it next, Okay, all right, we're gonna do
it live. Oh the one two losers?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give it to sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Genius, y'all. Sison from the North, I'm an alpha male.
I lived with Baser my wife were engaged fiance, but
then we became married. Two point two acres, twenty three
kids at Vanderbilt. Justin checks on him every Monday through Friday.
Not on the weekends though he's getting schlobberknockered. And then yes,
so she's a stay at home We love it. She
works her ass off. Dual income dinks, if you will
coach over to you, but actually back over to me.
(09:20):
Let's get that crop report in. It's all corn right now.
You look left, right, east, west, south and north. It
is nothing but corn sison. Some of them are going
about three feet in the air, about tit level. The
other ones are a little bit lower. It might have
been the slow planters, but it is a lot of corn.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
How are they only three feet We have gotten about
sixty seven inches of rain in the last two months,
so I don't know how your crops can only be
three feet tall. I feel like they should be ten
feet tall. With five thousand ears of corn. The way
it's been raining.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I knew we were gonna do a crop report. I
took a picture to show you the three feet and
we'll post that on the Instagram. We do the post today.
But yeah, it looks like a lot of corn, if
you will. There's there's some orange flowers and I looked
it up and it said pumpkins. There ain't no way
they're planting pumpkins right now. Why just seems way too early. No,
October is only three months away. Maybe they plan ahead.
(10:15):
And then there's obviously the usual suspects, your strawberries, blueberries,
but the crops are beautiful. Is this is actually the
time to make hay Man blueberry?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You know how cool would be to have a blueberry
bush in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Those guys are picking them every day. Man, it looks
labor intensative.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Because I mean, you would go out and just eat
a fresh blueberry. That would be the delisious. I love blueberries,
and so I mean to have a blueberry?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Is it a tree or bush? But it's a vine.
But this is the this is the time to make
a garden. You live in the city to make one. Yeah,
the dude, Nashville is has the most tropical climate I've
seen in all my days.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah. You got the humidity, you got the cold, you
got the rain, you got the sunshine. The problem is
maintaining maintaining a garden is not easy.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
To do the blueberries?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Is it easy?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I'll show you how easy it is, dude. The fact
that you're talking about the same stuff that's in my
algorithm there means we're old. We're interested in the same stuff.
Wor'st Craig there? He Craig Connor. Okay, guys, he lives
in Charleston, same climate as us.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And some guy you know.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
From no but blueberry.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He does blueberries.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Harvest all of these blackberries. That's blackberries.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Let's see they're starting to ripen up. And this is
just one of.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
The vines that I've.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Got going on. Let's try it. Craig Conniver, dude, Southern charm.
He's eating blackberries in his backyard. That could be you
with the kids.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I was literally talking about blueberries, same thing. They're totally different.
But I do blackberries. I gotta say I like blackberries
probably more than I like blueberries.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And you want to know what else is phenomenal?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Raspberries? Why are the raspberries so delicious?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
We got them? I mean, I would say, now is
the time to eat them at your local markets.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah. Here's the problem, though, is when you buy them,
you got to eat them within a day or there's
mold on them. I do not understand how to keep
mold off of blackberries and raspberries. I haven't figured it out.
I buy them, I put them in the fridge, I
go two days later, mold.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Same with the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Now I don't have as big a problem with strawberries.
Maybe I'm doing well.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Baser's got these what are they tupperware that actually can
breathe a little bit and it helps. They have holes
cut in them.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Well, yeah, that's when you buy them from the store.
They have the holes cut.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
In them that but then we put them in another thing,
so I need to take them out of this container
they come in find another container with holes in them,
sort of like a container that I have for the
you know, the.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Lightning bugs, because you poke a hole in the top.
Would that work?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Let this light your way, baby bogs.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
My kids love the lightning bugs right now. They are obsessed.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I noticed them in the country, not recently, but we
got them.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
They're awesome. Have you caught them ketch them all the time?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The firefly song? Have you played that for him?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, that'll change their life. A'll city, a'll city fireflies
and they're catching firefly.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No, no, they're not fireflies. They are lightning bugs. Why
do people call him fireflies?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Stop? It's a cloaqu wheelism.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's probably from where you grew up. Yeah, because I
grew up and we called them lightning bugs. So my
kids here, other kids say fireflies, and they are starting
to say that, and I'm like, no, guys, lightning bugs.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Do you do you call it the thing you drink
that's fizzy that bubbles up? What do you call that coke?
I call it pop, which is weird? Right, same thing though,
same difference. Right, you call it the thing that drives
on the road with a lot of wheels? What do
you call that semi eighteeneen wheeler? Eighteen wheeler?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I probably call him eighteen. I don't call it a
semi Get.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
My way, you damn eighteen wheeler.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't call it a SIMI Why did I say that?
That was embarrassing? Uh? Did you call your dad yesterday?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah? We talked. He was talking Tiger's base ball. The
game was on ro coup. He goes, hey, you think
you can get me on this roku? And I go, Dad,
it's it's a free channel. You should probably be able
to get it. I Hey, Tristan nephew, Boomer's got it
on the old phone. He was streaming it from his
phone onto the TV to watch the Tigers. Hey, it
(14:20):
freezes every five minutes. Okay, Dad, Well, at that point,
who gives a rep? Tigers in first place, best team
in baseball? Tune in tomorrow. It's one game that's on
this Roku channel, but he pays for FanDuel. They got
every game on FanDuel. And apparently Pops isn't on the
gambling scene. He calls it fan duel, fan duale. I'm like, Dad, revilla,
(14:42):
love of God. If you go out in public, it's
called FanDuel. Everybody's betting their asses off on it's not
called that. You're like, Dad, have you downloaded the gambling out?
You can legally gamble. No, man, I'm not in Vegas. No, Dad,
you don't have to be in Vegas to do it.
You can be anywhere. Pretty much into it. So yeah,
we called him that. They make it tough to get
a hold of them though. Any Mother's Day, Father's Day,
my mom and dad don't make it easy on us.
(15:03):
One time I called him, he at his mouth full.
I was like, all right, Dad, i'll call you later.
Your knuckle's deep. And so we did me and Bazer
Happy Father's Day. We got him a Tiger's vintage hat.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
We think this is the year they're gonna win the
World Series, so we wanted to get him the hat early.
And then the card was tied into that. It's all baseball,
all the time. Over to you, man, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
He got him a card, and we should probably do that,
more like, we should probably send our dad our mom
cards that say Happy Mother's Day, Happy Father's Day, Happy Birthday.
But we don't do it. And I mean, I felt
like kind of a jerk yesterday because I didn't call
my dad till three point thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
At the same time as me.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, but usually call in the morning say Happy Father's Day.
But we woke up, literally got in the car and
went and ate breakfast at like eight thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is that the picture you posted the waffle house? Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, we went to No, I went waffle house. It
was another place called First Watch.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I mean it's kind of just a breakfast place. I
don't I think it's justfasty.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It was called Pancake No.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Then we ran some errands doing this, doing that, And
the next thing, you know, it's three thirty when we
get home and I feel bad because we hadn't called
Dad yet. And then we try to call He's My
mom's like, he's out in the rain. I'm like, what
do you mean he's just standing out in the rain. Yeah,
I think he's grilling some chicken on She goes, he
might be grilling, but he may just be standing out
in the rain.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm like, oh, what is he senile?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I might now I feel really well. He did go
take a senile test and he couldn't remember the third
number or something and they worried he was senile. But
that's another story, Tom.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Would you mind telling dad to get out of the rain.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And she's like, so, you're gonna have to call back.
So I'm like all right, So I text her. I'm like, hey,
do you have the iPad charge so we can FaceTime?
She goes, I'll go check and she checks it. She goes, yeah,
it's ready to go. How long do you call? And
I say five minutes. She goes, okay, So I hit no, no, no, no.
In five minutes FaceTime brilling, balling room unavailable. I told
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you I was calling in five minutes and you don't answer, okay,
because they don't have iPhones, so the only thing is
the iPad. They have to charged iPad and then they
have to you know, be ready for it, call it
right back. She's like, I don't know where he went.
He was standing right here. And then she goes around
the house. I said, did you check the bathroom? Let
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me go check.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Where are you at?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Tollbox, where are you? And then she says, he's outside smoking,
and then he comes in and we all do Happy
Father's Day and we talked for like thirty minutes. It
was a great conversation. But deep down I dropped the ball.
I should have been in contact with my father earlier.
I felt bad. But he knows how much I love him,
(17:54):
I hope, and we appreciate him, and I should have
called him earlier in the day. But we had a
great conversation. Baby Box one was a little grouchy at
the beginning to call, but by the end of the call,
he kind of came back. It was happy and talked
to Grandpa and it was amazing. It was a great
Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You gotta love the obligatory call.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, Dad, No, No, it wasn't obligatory.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It was just happy Birthday. I mean, I don't know
Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I wanted to do it on FaceTime, and so it's
hard to line up the FaceTime. It was just it
was good, but we got it in. My sister dropped by.
She brought them dinner. They hung out for a while
I don't know if my sister ate dinner with them,
but she was there.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, Boomer wasn't helping my case either. He's in the
background doing his normal stuff. But Dad's knuckles deep with
some surloin and Boomer's like, wait a call till later.
I'm like, all right, Boomer, you're not helping me out here. Hey,
why didn't you call this morning? All right, Boomer, but
this is the only time it worked for me in Bezer.
We had called earlier. You guys were busy doing something. Hey,
nice for you to actually call in and check on
your dad. All right, Boomer. We get him in cool well,
(18:52):
and they're in the background mocking me, and I actually
need to call them again today, Like, hey, guys, let's
not all pile on. We'd live in two completely different
times zones, two thousand miles apart. Maybe not now that
I live in Nashville, but point being, we got the
call in. Let leave it be.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, So all your other fathers out there, Happy Father's Day.
Anybody that got told yesterday they're going to be a father.
Hopefully you're excited. We'll take a break. We'll be right
back before you do the most depressing thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Can I get we gotta do that later?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, well, you know whenever. But yeah, guys, it's something
really depressing on the internet that took over thirty minutes
of my time. But I don't I don't want you
guys to go there.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I don't want you to go there either, but I
just want I got a huge announcement right here, I
got it. I got a big announcement right I got
a divorce. Nope, it's not it. Do you have big
announcement music? Yep, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I just want to let you know, give up the bottle,
did you No? I didn't give up the bottle.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
And not only did I not give up the bottle,
I am ready to toast to you, guys. I'm ready
to celebrate with you. I'm ready to open a new bottle.
Coaches Convention five, Nashville, Tennessee. Nashville, Tennessee is the official
city we thought about moving. It couldn't work it out.
With another city trying to talk to people, trying to
find venues, it wasn't gonna work, and so we are
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going back to Nashville for Coaches Convention five. MLK Day weekend.
Book your flights, get your Airbnb. Some of you guys
already got your hotels. You can officially book your flights
for Nashville, Tennessee for MLK Day weekend. It is time
to party also to show you how much we rehearse
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and we talk about this. This is breaking news to
Sison himself. Ray didn't even know that we are officially
announcing Nashville. But today is today. There is no more delays.
We can't be stringing you along trying to find another city.
We tried to have talks with other cities. It wasn't working.
So you can be mad all you want, but it's
in Nashville. Bring it on.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, Hi Jackson, Yeah, we're talking all these other cities. Now,
are you able to house us? Okay, we'll check with
the other one then Orlando, Hi, lunchbox, We talk with it. Yes,
New Orleans, Nola? How you doing lunchbox here? And that's
not what I'm There's gonna be fifty drunkards. Are you
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willing to house us?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's not what I'm meant. That's not what I was saying.
I was talking to people that work at the radio
stations and we couldn't figure out venues that would be
perfect partnerships. We maybe should have talked to him earlier
in the year. Maybe we should start talking to them
now for Coaches Convention six in twenty twenty seven. But whatever,
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it's gonna be great. We have a great meeting next
week lined up for what I think is a spectacular
idea for where we're gonna do the WHOA Live pod.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Don't say it and the watch party, don't say it
until it's one hundred people.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well, I'm not gonna say where it is. I am
just gonna say this has a chance to be epic.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Damn right. Yeah, from what you told me, the ideas
sometimes you're able to generate in the shower. This is
one of the bigger ones, one.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Of the bigger ones. Like, I want to do it differently, right,
We're never going.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
To do the same thing, guys. It's not your going
home again to that you know, same missionary life. Guys.
This is different. This is uh you know it man?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, we we Caroline up shirts, book your flight. Let's
go spice it up, guys. Let's bring it. Laurie, Like,
there's no excuse. You can't be missing this year. You
missed last year. You gotta be here.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
The theme of this one is BDM Ropes and handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
WHOA, yeah that is that's going to be on the
t shirts. I mean we've got an email about it.
You want to hear it?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah, I got yep.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
For the love of baby Jesus, don't make us come
back to Nashville. I mean, this is the fifth anniversary.
Let's be creative Coaches. I will say, I'm not going
to miss out on seeing a shaved head callaway dancing
the night away shirtless on a poll. In all seriousness,
Get well, Taylor. We all love you and can't wait
to see you better in January. Joe from Sarasota. Oh,
(23:12):
good guy, good guy, And I mean he's not gonna
miss Coaches Convention five. He'll come back to Nashville. This
is where it's gonna be. The party is happening. Book it,
get your tickets.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah. And I didn't know necessarily how we narrow it
down was what were maybe the top three? New Orleans
was top okay, and then what was the other one?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Las Vegas. Just trying to find people that would be
able to like, we're willing to work with us, not
necessarily work with us, but like give us a discount
so we could afford to have it at their venue.
It didn't work out, so maybe next year.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
What place was Memphis?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Memphis was number six and twenty two. We called Memphis
and they're like, hey, they were interested, and then they said,
you know what, Actually we're gonna trade you to Orlando
with Desmond Baine. Sorry, you can't come here, like we're
trying to rebuild the city. We're not trying to destroy
the city, and we want you guys to get out alive.
(24:12):
So I would suggest you do not come to Memphis.
And I was like, hey, no, no, no, no, no worry,
we ain't coming to Memphis. We'll keep it in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, they traded. It was kla t and a bunch
of first rounders. Orlando traded for what Desmond Bane and
a bag of picks. And then you got to Devers trade. Oh,
it was Devers for a couple, as Portnoy said, a
bag of baseballs.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Out here we go. Oh, you want to hear the
worst story ever. So when we were like twelve years
old and we were growing up in Austin, I was
on the Bulldogs and we qualified for the state championship
in soccer out in El Paso, Texas, and we were
gonna have to rent a bus because that's a long drive.
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And one kid's grandpa, I don't know what he did
or what, but he said, you know what, I'll get
you guys the bus, and he charted the bus for us.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's what's up.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And it was awesome. It was an amazing trip. We
ended up getting second place. We lost to the Chivas.
They were grown men, and I'm not going to say
if they were legit or not. If they were fifteen
or sixteen or seventeen, I'm not sure, but they all
had full mustaches and looked like they had already gone
through puberty and had three kids.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I must ask you a question.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
They physically dominated us. They just killed us. And two
years later we're playing and we're on our way to
practice and that kids that his grandpa was nice enough
to charter the bus. He no longer played for the team,
and we're in the white van, my dad's driving, and
Chess Day goes and whatever happened to Nick min Day goes. Oh,
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we traded him for a bag of balls.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Many fine memory on Fathers Day Monday and.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Chez they fell off the five gallon bucket of pay.
Was like, oh my god, my dad, I shouldn't have
said that. I shouldn't have said that. That was mean.
But there you bringing up the bag of balls. Listen,
the Boston Red Sox had to get rid of Devers.
Devers was being the ultimate idiot teammate, refusing to help
the team Roman.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
He needed to help Roman.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No one is bigger than the team. And they said, hey, Devers,
you suck at playing third base. Will you move over
to first? We got Bragman over there and we have
a bunch of injuries. I'm not gonna play first base.
Excuse me? And hey, guess what. Maybe his productivity's looking
like it's going down a little bit. They owe him
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so much money, They're like, how can we get out
from under this contract. The fact that they got rid
of his contract with his age declining productivity, it's an
absolute win for the Boston Red Sox. That picture that
they got Harrison from the Giants. He's only twenty three.
He could be a stud. He could be an absolute stud.
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Hicks sucks, Jordan hit sucks. And then they got like
the number two pick in the draft from a couple
of years ago out of Florida State. Good job, Red Socks.
And I like the Giants saying, hey Dodgers, we're trying
to come and get your ass.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But that was a blockbuster, man, blockbuster out of nowhere.
It's been a minute. Usually around this time of years,
when the Lebron trades come through, it's when we got
Durant to the Golden State. It's when we got Lebron
to Miami, Lebron to Cleveland, Lebron to La all of
them come down in the summer. Dever's out of nowhere, not.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Even close to the trade deadline. I mean we're talking
just in the middle of the freaking first half. He said, Hey,
get out of here. Kick rocks fun in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
One of the commenters was like, get Nico Harrison out
of our locker room. They said, hey, you thought Mookie
Betts was bad, hold my beer. To the outside fan,
it did look like an awesome player just gets traded away.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, and Boston loved him. Yeah, and I and I
know that. I talked to Kevin, who's a Red Sox fan.
He goes, I will not watch him the Red Sox
game this year. He's so mad at the Red Sox
saying they lied to Dever, saying, oh, you know, don't worry,
Bragman's gonna play second. Bregman's gonna play second. And then
they brought him in. He played third. But if if
Devers really wanted to be there, he would have said,
you know what, cool, you lied to me. We screwed up, miscommunication.
(28:24):
Let's bury it and let's move on. No, he wanted
to be a little baby. I'm not gonna play first.
I'm not gonna play first. Get out of here, go
play in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
The Giants, they got that Yastremsky kid. I love him.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I like that guy.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
They guy they what about thy go split or I
don't know. He may be with the Rockies or he's
still with them.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Who else do they have?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The cast of nobody knows? On the Giants, Well, guess
what they do? Win? Win? Aren't they in first?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Did they win last night?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I mean they're tied them and the Dodgers are right there.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I know they were neck and neck, and I don't
know who won the game last night. But they got
Matt Chapman. I know that they got a.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Domast that big fat kid, the big not him, there's
a big hater or something or honeym or higher a center.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Moved our place for nationalis C.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm Andersoner Hamaru or Hamas. Justin calls him the Thomas Man.
Maybe Justin calls him nicknames I can't repeat.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh God, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna take
a break and be prepared to be.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Call him Filatio so I think his name's Fernando Ramos
or something. Yes, he calls in Filacio.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh my gosh, We're gonna take a break and we're
gonna come back and be depressed right after this.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Let me be depressed, all right, guys, I just have
to bring it to you because it, for whatever reason,
consume thirty minutes of my life. I didn't want. It
started on Instagram. It was something and it was titled
casino workers, what's the worst loss or worst case of
gambling addiction You've seen? Just Google that exactly the prompt
(30:02):
that I said, Rocket it Yahoo or ask Jeeves, and
it is a hundred thousand, one thousand, five hundred comments
of casino workers saying the worst loss or case of
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gambling addiction that they've witnessed. And it just goes and goes,
it goes.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Would you like to read some of them?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, I'm short, I can't there. Yeah they are. Had
a lady in a nurse's uniform walk out the front
of the casino, stop by where I was standing and
just blurt out, I lost my rent and grocery money.
The only thing I could say was oh no. She
then looked at me and asked if I had any
money she could borrow. I told her, sorry, but no.
(30:54):
Oh work surveillance at a casino for a bit. Every
time someone hit a jackpot at a slot machine would
pull up their account. They were always the time down
on their lifetime earnings. This included people that hit for
fifty k. Worst one I saw after hitting a jackpot
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was minus three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars for
the year. In July.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I saw a guy so glued to a slot machine
that he just pissed his pants and kept playing. He
was eventually removed by security. Oh I read one that'll
uh goes. Then all right, this might be it. I
mean these are all pretty new too. It says like
four months ago, so like these were happening at Aria
(31:50):
Bellagio The Big Boys that a mirror four months ago.
I worked at a cage at the time. Guy came
up and we drew ten thousand from his checking went
out and played, came back thirty minutes later, did it again,
another thirty minutes, did it again, came back a fourth time,
then started doing cash advances against his credit cards. Goes
through all of them over the next five to six hours.
(32:12):
Right before my shift end, he's at the window going
through every credit card in his wallet. All of them
they're declining, and he asked if we offer credit, which,
thank god at the time we didn't. Altogether he probably
lost a bit more than one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars in five to six hours in one night. Not
the most I've seen, but he clearly couldn't afford to
lose that much.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh my gosh, Phil, what made you google this?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
There was I swear to God on Instagram. It was
a prompt and it said that, and so I just
went on Google and did it, and then it led
to this whole article. But somebody stole one of them
and put it on Instagram, and then this was the
original post. It might have been the first one that
was the dude. It might have been the first one.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'll never forget. When I was sitting at Treasure Island
one time on the Las Vegas Strip and talking to
the dealer, and he was telling me how one guy
brought in his like check. I don't even know what
kind of check, government assistant, I don't know what it was.
He cashed it for like two hundred and sixty two dollars,
sounds about right. And somehow he won his money up
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to one point eight million dollars rock and they put
him up in a suite and treating him like king,
taking him sending him these nice dinners over the next week.
The guy proceeded to lose all of.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It, over a million in a week. And where'd you
hear this?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Are you talking about this Treasure Island? Treasure Island, dude,
The dealers just like it was unbelievable, says the most
unbelievable thing I've ever seen. Then I was at uh
what it used to be money, Carlo, and the dealer
told me, he goes tell me, asked me the craziest
thing I've ever seen in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What's the craziest thing you saw in Vegas?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And he said, Well, one night I dealt to those
kids that, you know, the ones from Harvard or Mit
the twenty one the ones were cheating at black jack. Yeah,
he goes, I sat there and dealt to them for
six hours. Shit, he goes, we knew what they were doing,
and he goes. Pit Bosson never said a thing. I
just had to keep dealing. I just sat there and
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watch them win ten twenty one hundred thousand dollars each sho.
He goes next day, pit boss no longer worked here,
lost his job, lost his job. Got to put it
into that, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Those were all just one paragraphs. You want a four
paragraph one? Yeah, it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
We're going to end it right here.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Well, I have sixteen years in the casino business. I
was a dealer for about three years and a pit
boss for nine. The saddest, absolute saddest thing I had
ever witnessed happened over time. There was a genuinely nice,
very nice couple that came in and played let It Ride.
What is that poker or something? Yeah, the game is atrocious,
odds wise, utterly boring, and I was always miserable dealing it.
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The woman was in her early fifties, quite overweight, don't
know why that it matters, and in wheelchair bound, Oh
that's important. And the husband was very thin and mousey.
Husband always was the one to play and the wife
would just sit there and watch him play. Talk about boring.
They didn't even bet heavily. But they were there seven
days a week, for hours and hours a day, weeks
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in a row. As time went on, they stopped being
so nice to the staff and to each other. They
were both obviously not taking care of themselves as they'd
been hygienically speaking. Eventually, one night or he just said,
they didn't shower. Eventually, one night, the husband turned around
asked the wife for more money, and she absolutely broke down,
shaking and sobbing, and said, incontrollably insoluble, Tom, this is it.
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If you lose this, we don't eat this month. I
absolutely refused, as the dealer to take their money. I
called my supervisor and explained the situation, and thankfully, unlike
a lot of joints, they backed that decision up. This
was very early on in my career and it really
hit me hard. And I had taken tens of thousands
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of dollars from these people, over the course of months
and years. If I remember right, we evicted them lifetime.
There was a band placed on them. They were never
allowed to enter our casino again, and they got connected
with the State Problem Gambling Service. No word on where
they are now.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
And that's a good reason we're having it. Back in Nashville.
We could see Brandon Hill going down that road man
his wife Amy sitting there going Brandon, if we don't
hit this, we don't eat this month. And we know
that we can't have that happen.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
They just keep coming. I dealt in two casinos for
a total over out five years. I mean this came
in four months. These are fresh. This could have been
the losers at the convention. Uh Timmy, I dealt in
two casinos for a total five years. So many stories,
but the worst one would have to be the guy
at five am on Christmas morning he mentioned to the
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guy next to him loudly that he had to be
home by seven am so he could gamble for two hours,
so he could be there when his kids woke up
and open their presence. Legally, I really couldn't tell him anything,
tell him to leave her stakecause he wasn't doing anything wrong,
but it was noon and he was still there. He
missed Christmas with the kids, and the guy couldn't tell
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him to go to his kids. Hey, man only got
two hours.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. This
is depressing, dude. There was one this This hurts the soul, man,
This hurts the soul. God.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh do you.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Want to read another one? And you want me to
take a break?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Man? Okay. I had a guy win forty thousand on
a slot machine on one of his first polls. Let's
start the music, guys, it's necessary. Forty thousand first poll.
The guy was so excited and went to cash out cage.
A tenant gave him two thousand out of that forty thousand.
When he asked where the rest of the thirty eight
thousand dollars was, she smiled and said child support. Dude
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had to be escorted out by security. He owed thirty
eight thousand in child support and he won the Jackpott
and there they can take it.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, they can garner your winnings. Oh my dude, this
is that dude.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I told you do. You don't want to be depressed,
but I was depressed for thirty minutes yesterday I had
to bring it to the sore losers Nation.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh man, that's tough. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
That one's terrible. Uh okay. I've seen big losses to
about one hundred thousand, but the one that sticks out
to me the most was a guy who started betting
fifty a hand on blackjack, lost, came back put up
another two hundred to five hundred a hand while he
was shaking. He went to the ATM three times, the
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last five hundred he lost. As I was about to
grab the chip, he held the five hundred on green
and I tried to just tell him to let it
go and maybe to walk away. I don't know. I
think he was down ten thousand that night, and it
looks like his life savings never saw him again after that.
I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
It takes me back to Oklahoma there for my cousin's wedding,
and we're there at the you know, rehearsal dinner or whatever,
sitting there drinking when someone in my cousin's family goes, hey,
you know there's a casino the next exit up, and
we're like what He goes, yeah, just next exit we
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should go. Yeah, we should we jumped in the vehicles
Bonus round. We drove up to that casino, walk up me,
my cousin, Andrew, uncle, Ken, my dad.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Hey kid, can I play with a two dollars bill?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
No, Katieth Keys was not there, and we go to
sit down at this blackjack table.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Y'all take Queen Anne's coins.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
And the guy I just try to sit on his
right and he looks over his right shoulder. He goes,
what the do you think you're doing? I was like,
I'm just gonna play some black jack. He goes, I
don't need your GD help losing my GD money you
mfor I'm like, uh, okay, cool. So we took a
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couple of steps back, watched him play a few hands.
He looks back over that right shoulder, he goes, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
We're just watching? Goes, why don't you walk the away?
Why I play black jack? I don't need you watching me?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Right?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
So we walked away. About ten minutes later, he gets
up and leaves and we go sit down and the
lady's like, oh, sorry about that. He's he's lost about
fifteen thousand the night. What I said at this po
dunk casino in Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Which I mean in Vegas. That's got to be a
quarter of a million. Yeah, because they don't even have
high limits.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
No, I was like, oh, she goes yeah, sorry about that. Whoa,
let's take a break. We'll brought back.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I got one more sad one, go for it. It's
the one I read last night as I was reaching
over for Kleenex. Not for that, guys. It brought a
tear to my eye. And this is all about not
being able to share that money with the one you love. Boys.
Here you go, just a paragraph. Guys started with three
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hundred dollars and could do no wrong. When he got
up to five thousand, we asked if he wanted to
go to a high roller's pit because people would jump
in on his game and mess him up. He said yes,
If I followed him there and the high rollers pit,
he again could do no wrong. But what he was
doing was chasing and Betsy lost with higher bets. This
worked out for him for a long time. He got
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up to almost one hundred grand off of three hundred dollars.
Here we go, I mean, what what an absolute dream?
Because when you're listen, if you have three hundred dollars
and you turn it into one hundred thousand, you in
your head have to think I cannot lose. The Sarasani
rules says, if you go with like three hundred dollars,
the most you can expect return his ten thousand. The
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fact he got it up to one hundred grand is
almost statistically and astronomically impossible. One hundred grand on three
hundred bucks. He called his girlfriend. Here's the part about
sharing it with the ones you love. He said, get packed,
we're going out on the town. We're getting dressed up.
Let's go get all your stuff. Well, as she was
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getting ready, he started losing. Told him to stop when
he got to eighty thousand. The dealer did. He told
me he just lost twenty grand and if he made
it back, he would quit. He just has to get
back to one hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Let me tell you, do you want to know the
worst last words you should ever say is like, oh,
if I can get up to where I'm up five hundred,
it's only like two chips away, two twenty five dollars chips.
I'm only fifty dollars away. Once I get to up
five hundred, I'm gonna walk away.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Because you know what you.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Never do is get up that five hundred. You lose one,
win one, lose two, win one, and next thing you know,
you're only up three seventy five. And then you're like, oh,
when I get up to five hundred, then you're down
to only up three hundred. I do this all the time.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Just walk away as the dealer. I told him, stop,
you can still walk away with eighty thousand. You don't
get how lucky you've got. He told me he lost
twenty grand. If he made it back, he would quit.
I told him he won eighty thousand dollars as the dealer.
You really had stopped. Well, his girlfriend was getting ready
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thirty minutes, forty five minutes, an hour, hour and a half.
By the time the girlfriend got to where he was
at the table, he had lost it all and he
was actually down three thousand dollars in markers when she
got there. Finally, after two hours, he got up, held
her and cried.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
He's valling his butt off, dude, he had one hundred grand. Honey,
get dressed, we're going and having dinner.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
She comes down and there's markers on the table and
he's down three k one hundred and three thousand dollars
swing in two hours.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
That's Cappy at Coaches Convention one man. I had to
wheel Hi away from the table. I was like, dude, Cappy,
you gotta stop. I mean, he got he got his
winnings all the way up to thirty dollars and then
he lost it all back and he was down twenty five.
I was like, Cappy, you're not gonna be able to
eat for a month. Man, Come on, I get back
to your room, dude. And he was like, no, dude,
I gotta get it back. I was like, and he
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started crying. He wanted to hold me. I was like, Cappy, stop,
you gotta stop. I can't wait to see Miguel at
coach Convention by anybody bring this amazing wife. I'll tell
you that's she's the highlight of the party.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Really you got anything else, ma'am?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah? I got something else. Man. Did you watch that
US open yesterday?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
I did.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh my gosh. You want to talk about like we
always want these majors to be close coming down to
the end. This was fantastic television. I mean there was
a raging rivers going across the fairway and they were
just playing on like there was nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
The hour and a half delay was made for TV.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
No. I didn't know about it. I got home and
I turned it on. It was like I told my kid.
I was like, get out of here. I'm watching golf.
He goes oh. I turned on It's Tiger Woods versus
rock O Media, and I was like, never mind, you
can watch the name TV. And then when it starts
back up, Sam Burr can do no wrong, and I'm like, wow,
he's up by like two or three strokes. And I
call my dad to say Happy Father's Day. Talk for
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like thirty minutes, and I go back in and JJ
spawn is back in the lead. I'm like, what the
hell is going on?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Spum JJ Spum, And then Tyler Hatton starts going Tyler
Hatton and getting pissed and throwing clubs and chopping the
grass and getting so mad. The Europeans did well over
there in Pennsylvania. It was fantastic drama, stopping wet every
time the ball hits splash and the guy's trying to
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hit it out of the rough. One of the times
Spum hit it out, I go, oh my gosh, he
dipped it, dude. It rolled that they knew how far
it was gonna roll. Those things just never stopped.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
It was so fun to watch. At least we didn't
have Nance on the call.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
And when when Spawn winds up that putt on eighteen,
he needs two putts.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
To win.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
And he drains that putt.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
In the whole hole. I want to cozy it up,
don't need to make it two putts run.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
It was awesome, dude. I threw my hands in the
air on the couch, like whoa. That was hair raising.
Chill's moment.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Spum could have made into though.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
But the fact that he didn't make it into that
was the longest putt that anybody had made the entire
week at the golf tournament. That was the longest putt made.
And it was to win the freaking tournament. Don't just
tap it in for the party, you know, win, slam
the door shut and be the only player to finish
under par. It was spectacular.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I was watching it at Chili's, took a picture. I'm
gonna put this on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Guys, what did you get to eat the Chili's?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
What I had ranch casadillas, Baser had some salad, some
chop salad.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Did you get the chips and salsa?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
This is? It was split so the too popular. It
was w NBA Atlanta in Washington, and then the US Open.
I've never seen it now where men's sports and women's
are equally. You know, I love the equality women's sports
is through. But the bartender, he had the under on
the w NBA game, so let me know if that hit.
And then it sounded like who was the leader? He
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had Burns? Dude, Oh Burns. I mean he melted right,
So our waiter was in a great mood. But I'm
guessing by the next two and a half hours, as
Burns started to fall apart, as did his service.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Man, I mean him, Adam Scott started melting down.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
I mean, it was just crash and burn. And then
mc rob mack starts coming back. Robert McIntyre, Oh, here
we go, Birdie, Birdie.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
I was like, oh my, I was hoping that it
was gonna be a time we're gonna have more golf today.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I really wanted that. But how does it stay late
in Delaware, Pennsylvania wherever they are so late I could
have swore we were gonna have at least two holes
here today with the rain delay.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh, I agree. I thought, Oh my gosh, there's no
way they're gonna get it in. That's why when it
started monsooning again and they were still playing, and there
was rivers going across the freaking fairway, They're like, keep playing, man,
we gotta finish this. Keep playing. Just wild, just absolutely wild.
It was so entertaining, so entertaining, not like this pod
that's all I got. It was fantastic.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I saw it. I was in a bowling alley.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
You want to say that. Yeah, let's save it for Wednesday,
bowling alley Wednesday. Yeah, sorry, I'm figuring, you know.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, man, save it.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, that's good. It's good to save.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, we'll see in Nashville. Coach Convention five. Book your tickets,
anything else you got.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I worked at a casino as a security.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Oh man,
it's bad, isn't it. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Worked at a casino in my early twenties. I'd finish
my shift, walked through the casino to my car. When
people would walk back through in the morning, I'd see
the same people wearing the same clothes on the exact
same machines twelve hours later. Only difference I knew that
they'd been there and not left is it was coffee
with their cigarettes instead of soda.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Dude, anytime I see Here's what makes me sad is
when I see the old people with their oxygen tank
playing the slot. I'm just like, man, give it stop,
just stop.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
We got to end on this one. Okay, this quick snoon's.
I worked at the member rewards desk at a highish
ranking member casino, and they asked me to change their
mailing address so we can still send her promotions. I
looked up the address after I googled it. It was
to a local homeless shelter, and somebody commented below, jay C,
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did you seriously make that change. I'm legitimately not sure
if I'd be able to do that. The person responded,
absolutely not. We had to have some people from Responsible
Gambling talk to her, and I think she got banned
for a while, but I did start seeing her again
this year. I hope she's doing okay, because she really
wasn't all there. She would talk to me about going
(51:44):
to a show with her husband, but then the week
before she told my coworker her husband died ugh Man,
Oh my gosh, that is bad.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I don't ever want to gamble again. I don't want
to gamboy.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Do you want a good one?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
There's no good ones.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
There's not a single good one. Not a casino employee.
But we got a call at work one night for
a check of well being. It was a casino security
requesting us to check on a subject who had lost
a lot of money at their tables. The security manager
advised to the subject and they said that they left
and was heard making a comment about wanting to end it. Thankfully,
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I got to the address and was able to speak
with the subject. They were embarrassed, but eventually told me
that they had a gambling problem. That wasn't their first time.
They ended up getting transported to the hospital and then
eventually spoke with one of our social workers who was
able to get her therapy. Last I saw them, they
got out of debt and started their own business. I
told you it was a good one, bro. I was
(52:44):
thirty minutes in on that. The thread goes one thousand,
five hundred deep, one point five comments.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
I mean, I got me honest. I was very I
was highly entertained, was highly entertained.
Speaker 1 (52:57):
I was so deep in it.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Entertained.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
The one that got me is Bezer. She gets takes
forever to get ready. And by the time the woman
got ready and made it downstairs, not only had he
lost the hundred grand, he was in the hole. And
they just embraced each other and started crying. And the
teelor was begging him leave with eighty thousand dollars, you've
made eighty thousand dollars off three hundred, and the human
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spirit addiction Jean wouldn't let him.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
No, not addiction Jean. That thought, I'm just right there.
I'm just gonna win it back real quick. I'm just
gonna wain it back real quick.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
In her head, in the girl's head, she's getting ready
thinking they made a hundred thousand. By the time she
got there, he had already zeroed out her checking account
and was in the hole.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Ah. Man, I don't even know what to say. Man,
that's yeah, yeah, all right,
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