November 14, 2025 • 49 mins
In this episode Lunchbox had cookie gate at the Box household which caused some tears and a lot of trips to the cookie store. Plus Lunchbox screwed up big time as a Dad after his youngest son had hernia surgery and it caused problems in the middle of the night. Ray's got a big weekend with BAE and Heather out in the country. Also we got some MONEY MAKERS for you in the NFL this weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It the button has been pressed.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good man, I'm gonna tell you what the life of
a parent ray. You will one day understand. I'm a
cat dad, I understand. But things that you have to
do when you're a parent, you're just when I tell
you the story, you're gonna be like, oh, no way,
I wouldn't do that crap. But it's part, you know,
(00:24):
people not listening to you, people not paying attention, attention
to details that make your white life a circus. I mean,
it's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now my circu's not my monkeys.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But man, I'm happy to be here on a Friday.
It is Friday. We got a great weekend ahead of us.
I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend,
but it's gonna be a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It is. There's big college football, there's good NFL. I
believe that Heather and her kids, speaking of children, are
staying over. So I'm a kind of dad. Does Heather
live down the street, No, she lives in Green Hills.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh, she just comes and stays.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
She loves Baser and her kids end up having a
decent time.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So Baser and her are friends from high school.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, they she does. She hire Heather at her old job,
and then now she's gotten Heather hired at this new job.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, so Baser employs Heather everywhere she goes. Yes, and
they've just become besties.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They were besties from the start, and Baser always kept going,
you got to meet Heather. Gott to meet Heather. I
might like Heather as much as Baser does. She's a blast. Okay,
she plays every sport. She's like a guy. She'll go
change her oil and stuff. WHOA Yeah, Baser will be like,
I don't know if I want to play wiffleball. Heather
will be out there playing with withfftball. Two seconds later,
Baser's playing wootball.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That's what I'm talking about. She's a good influence. How
old are Heather's kids?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Kids in high school? He's about to go to college
somewhere and oh wow, the girls maybe eighth grade.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, yeah, so they're like, they can take care of
themselves and you don't have to why their butts or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
The boy day day. He never played baseball before he
picked it up in seventh grade, and the first year
he hit a home run and his swing right now,
I want to say he's a senior. But there's no
way he's a senior because he's not driving. He's got
to be a sophomore junior.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, ish?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And his swing ten times better than my swing. And
I played my entire life. I mean, he has the
he has the Ken Griffy junior swing for a righty
got it, bro, I played my entire life. And if
I actually look in a mirror, I'm like, I don't
even have that grade of a swing. How didn't did
my dad? Did nobody in my life ever say hey,
maybe you should try to mimic a pro where you
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got a perfect launch angle and you got that torque.
If I look at my swing, I'm like, I look
like a r word.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Vigio, a ridiculous looking visio.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, I am not sure. Did your dad have a
good swing or could he just pitch?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He had a home run swing. He was a hitter,
Oh yeah, and so he did. Mostly he actually had
a babe ruth where he just kind of rested the
bat kind of a little bit and then boom, then
you explode. He had an old school swing. My dad
never advanced his swing from the forties.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That may have been his problem. Once he got to
the bigs. It was like, oh man, they saw right
through that swing. Oh you just want to rest your
bat right there? Well, guess what, go rest your on
the bench.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Strike dude. Now, all of a sudden, these guys got
the quick twitch, you got the bat moving, you got
one douche from the Mets, you got the step. Oh
my dad would just rest the bat on his show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, that's what I always wondered, is when some of
these people get to where they are, Like Mickey Tintleton,
I think he's the one that had it way up high.
And I mean these coaches and one.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Franco Craig council way up That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Everybody had to try to fix their swing, going, hey,
that's not going to work, but it works. So there
is no one universe right way to do it, which
is so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But what are we now seeing? The guys that swing
the fastest, usually get the home runs, usually get the
most hits, the best, the best for the Tigers. Riley
Green always swings. Oh he's good, seventy miles an hour.
Guess what, he's the biggest threat. So nobody ever told
me bat speed. My dad would always say, oh, get
a bat you can swing. He'd say, you don't need
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a big bat. Nobody ever told me bats. If you're
a kid, pick up a stick and swing that sob
as hard as you can. That's how you make it
to the major leagues. As long as you can do
it's seventy miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And is if you can feel a ground ball. You
gotta be able to catch everything. I mean, you got
to be able to move laterally. You got to be
able to catch everything. So besides just swinging seventy miles
an hour, that's all you have to do and you
make it to the major leagues. Is that simple?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, Well, we got to be about six foot six
foot two. What we've learned with these metrics is the
launch angle and then it's is a guy swinging seventy
miles an hour, because that's how you're able to then
get the exit vel of one hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, and that's it's pretty simple.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And the Dodgers, I hate to do a sports show,
but they're getting another guy from overseas, Roku, and so
they're gonna have Yamamoto, Roku and Otani and they're gonna
win it again. We have to change the salary cap.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I'm not really under I don't understand how the
Dodgers are able to do this. Sign someone for a
five hundred million but we'll pay you four hundred and
fifty million dollars later. That's really weird.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Because they can push it off.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, the deferred payments. Why would every team not do that?
Why would every team not say, hey, we're gonna pay
you two hundred million dollars, we'll pay you one million
dollars this year, and after you retire, we'll do the
Bobby Benia we'll pay you ten million dollars a year
after you retire. I mean, it seems very weird that
they're allowed to do that. But hey, they should have
lost the World Series. They shouldn't even won the Blue
(05:53):
Jay should have won the World Series.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, if you actually still depressed about it, if you
break down that game, there was a play when that
ball got caught right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Mean when they ran into each other and left field,
that was the point that. I mean, you think that
the dude laid there on the track because he thought
they had lost the World Series. Kiki Hernandez said. The
reason he laid there, he goes, I thought we dropped
the ball. He goes, I thought when we collided, the
ball fell to the ground, so I thought we had
just lost the World Series. And then pagez or whoever,
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whenever he goes, hey, man, I caught it and that's
when he jumped up. I don't know how. And then
when the guy the second basement, let's cover this six
weeks later, Rojas, he gets that ground ball, almost falls
flat on his ass and still throws a dart to home.
And I still don't know if Will Smith's foot was
on that home plate that was the play at the play,
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I still don't know if his foot was down.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Well, I mean, can we not check with New York?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I mean they did check with New York, but I
still am not sure.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What are we learning? The college football replay is good.
We're able to see if a foot, yeah it is
Indiana receiver caught that ball out.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
The Vanderbilt guy did not make it on the two
point conversion, and they gave it to him like it
was like not even close. That play was absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, you got people now that can zoom in on
airplanes with these new iPhone twenties, and you're telling me
we can't get in baseball. It still doesn't show the plate.
The plate needs to be like orange or something. I
never know if the guy's touching dirt, or he's touching soil,
or he's touching the rubber.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, white cleaked on a white plate. Tough to tell.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And you realize when a guy catches a ball at
first base, it's the ball isn't immediately in his glove
and all we're looking is that tenth of a second. Yeah,
I know we can tell when the ball hits the
back of the glove, but there's about a tenth of
a second where you don't know if he's caught the
ball and the foots on the bag or not.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I feel like they a little bit count it as
when it touches the just touches, not even squeezed, like
you don't have to squeeze it yet, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's just when the ball touches the leather.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I feel like it's when it touches the leather.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I don't know, Maybe I'm crazy, Still are.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Not one hundred percent? Isn't that amazing how they have
four K cameras. They have cameras everywhere, and no matter what,
you can't get every angle.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's why they need robots. No stop, you would have
loved this, and I know you're never gonna find it.
Did you see the robot?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What robot?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I knew you, didn't They they revealed this robot. I
want to say, I may be wrong on the country India.
They revealed this robot and it took a couple of steps.
They said, this is groundbreaking. This is the new AI robot.
It's basically a human. Guys, this is the biggest advancement
and this is amazing. Here's your robot.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Was it a big one? Like it's like a human sight.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's like your height? Oh my big? I mean it
was probably taller than me. The kid had a head
on me. So the robots walking they're like, this is
our big moment. Robot, robot, robot, and the robots like, yeah,
I'm AI. It's short circuits and bulls over and then
have to get a curtain up so people can see
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how this thing's wired. Oh have you not seen this video?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I well talk, Can I tell you? I saw I
saw a headlines as robot face plants or something like that,
but I never clicked on it because I was like, okay, cool,
thanks playing.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Robot stands up after it just got fell in the ground.
It looked like Tyson after Jake Paul punched it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Take that, you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sing, robot, you would never give me be a humankin robot.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, not even after Jake Paul punched him. It was
after Mike Tyson had walked six miles to the ring.
I mean, I still can't believe that they dropped Mike
Tyson him way off way from the ring, and I
mean he was gassed by the time he got there.
And we sat there and watched that crap. I still
one of the biggest Ponzi schemes ever. And we all
felt for it. We're all idiots.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I wasn't I bet it we won. That was awesome.
That was the good old days we used to bet.
And also you got to see Mike Tyson didn't even
know cameras go in the locker room nowadays. He was
all naked on the camera.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I didn't see that part. Sorry I missed that, but
I mean, I don't know. But yeah, we.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Gotta start the show. I gotta get you this robot.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh, I thought you already pulled it up. Pull up.
I was taking a minute, all right, let's start the
show man. It's a great day. Yeah, it is a
great day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I told
you I need you to fill a buster. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Uh, robot falls.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Can we get that old guy back on the pod
to do a Patty Mahomes interview? He did the best
impressions of him back in the day. Where is Pitts gone?
I miss his Chiefs pregame interviews as well. Oh oh,
I see it. Go ahead, Why don't you stop it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm gonna mute that because I don't know you see
the robot.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, that's a big robot. Yeah, I'm seeing that robot.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
He's walking out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh my gosh. Oh oh that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
This is a huge moment for AI.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, they're big company logo in the back. Oh
look at us, guys, Look at all these cameras. Look
at how smart our robot is. Wave wave. He tries
to wave and that's when he stopped. Alway's drunk. Oh no,
oh no, take that robot. Yeah, you ain't taking over
this world.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Take another step? Can robot you drunk?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Look at they're trying to pull the curtain over all right.
They didn't show it on that one.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, well, not much else to say, See you later,
booger faces. That's from Jeff Kamiski. Where has Pitt's been.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Pitts went to North Carolina to see the North Carolina
basketball game against Kansas. He went to the North Carolina
football game, and he was supposedly gonna meet Bill Belichick.
Then he was going to the Panthers versus the Saints,
and he was supposed to be at work on Monday.
I've not seen him.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I heard that he had vehicle trouble and then he
also has had a bum leg. He did hurt his knee,
not to be confused with bones bum ankles. Has a
bum knee.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yes, he did. We're getting hold I do believe it
was the meniscus that he did in his knee. U
we cannot confirm or deny that. I don't want to
hip a violation him, but we would love to have
him back in. Dude. He is so busy at work.
He never has time to come in here. He always
jets out to the gym, comes back to do work.
I would love a Pitts free game talk, especially this
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week when they're going up against the worst team in
the NFL. Broncos eight and two, Denver Broncos. Oh my god,
this is good NFL Broncos. You got Eagles, Lions, Egs, Lions, Bears,
Vikings Bears.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Vikings doesn't fall in though, first time ever every team
from the North makes the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Really, yeah, Niners are not Niners. Seahawks Rams another good one.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Seahawks are good.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, Buccaneers Bills, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, So okay, we're back.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We're back. I would love to have Pitts come in
here and talk about how they're gonna make bo Nicks
look like an idiot and Andy read off a bye
and you're gonna tell me. I mean, if you watch
the Broncos, they are god awful.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
They put it twelve points another day ago.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, and then they put up eight points against the
Jets and they won. I don't know how. So you
you're telling me the Chiefs. I would love to have
him in here going oh oh, I mean listen, Chiefs
minus three and a half or four take it to
the bank. I mean, it's that's so easy. Might as
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well start the show with that, a money maker to
start it. Oh my gosh, they're gonna blow the doors
off the Broncos. It is about to get ugly in
my high pa Checko, I think he's hurt. Did you
factor that in? I don't care. I don't care. Did
you see the Broncos against the Raiders. Did you see
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the Broncos against the Jets. Did you see the Broncos
against the Giants? Have to have a thirty point miracle comeback.
I mean, come on, Patty Mahoons is gonna eat. I
don't know search playing that, especially if Sertan's not playing,
it's over me.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
He was hurt last game. The guys the Pitts thing.
He's hurt until further notice. Because Justin texts me. Justin goes, hey,
get you lunch that Chiefs guy and you and me,
and let's do a forceome. And I go, hey, just
f why the Chiefs guy's got a hurt leg? And
he goes, I don't give a rats ass, get you lunch, me,
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you and the Chiefs guy, and let's play a forsome.
And I said, hey, dumb may he can't walk. That
means therefore, ergo, he cannot play golf.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I mean, I'd love to play golf with you guys. Man,
I would love to I have to give you about
thirty strokes, but i'd love to play with you guys, not.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
One hundred in But I also got Heather coming over
and we're doing some honey dues. So all right, well
not today, I'm spoken for.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You were gonna tell something about kids.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh, I'm gonna tell it. I'm gonna tell it. We're
gonna do it live, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Are you ready? Yep? You got a couple of bats
strip parties. I'm gonna strip for the this weekend. Whoa,
that's actually a pretty good money maker. That's smart. And
guess what. We'll pay you a dollar today, but if
you stay with us, just like major League Baseball for
ten years, then we'll pay you six figures. Not funny?
What am I would? I look like real Koler or tiny?
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Oh Yamamoto?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Now you look more like class a man throwing balls
on purpose?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh yeah, closse a mom? Hi there?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Can I get a Can I get a cup of water?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm in jail. All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wo oh the one two three sore loser?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What up?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Genius, y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North Side in
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. Like I've been saying, he
used to be four lanes. I believe we're gonna compete
with Atlanta and it's gonna be sixteen lanes. They said
it's a three year project. They are clearing out people's
backyards north of town because me and Beazer moved there
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and now everybody wants to move to the country. It's sad,
but good god. I might be able to retire in
a year. We live in the country. We got two
point three three three three three three three three three
three acres, and we got two kids at Vanderbilt Electrophysiology
and it Justin needs to check on him very soon.
It's all I got. I have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two and a half. Depending AI takes over,
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maybe seventy, but that robot fall and I think we
are good to go. AI ain't doing nothing over.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
To you, man, We'll bright back.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So Ray I always fear about AI.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
No, I don't really worry. I don't even think about
AI really, I'll be honest. That's not something that I
spend much time on my brain power to worry about.
I just live life. Speaking of living life, though, we
had to go in take baby Box three. He had
a little uh hurting us surgery the other day. WHOA, Yeah,
he's been walking around and if he plays a lot,
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it gets real swollen down there and then it goes down.
They were like, oh, yes, it's probably a hernia. Whenever
you can get in. So we weren't supposed to go
until mid December for a hernia surgery. And they called
us and there, Hey, we got an opening. You want it.
I was like, yeah, we're ready to get cut open.
So I take him to the hospital and they do
the little incision. They're like, ah, we're gonna have to
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cut the other side. He's got a double hernia.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I mean, he was going hard, double hernia and he
wasn't slowing down.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Real talk, not being funny. So how do kids get it?
I thought it was forty and fifty year olds.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm really not sure.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
And all the time there he didn't ask that one question.
How does it happen for a kid?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think it's just not like fully developed down there,
and you just rip your lining.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Uh. So he is playing hard, playing hard, So you
weren't kidding.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm serious. I think that's what it is. You play hard,
you get a hernia. So it's cool, you know what
I mean. They go in they have these cool sheets
where you can draw pictures on them and write your name,
and that was really cool. I don't know what invention
that is or if that's every bed sheet and they
just let you do it at the kids hospital. Never
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seen it before.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Saint Jude.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, not Saint Jude. Oh no, no, not Saint Jude. Uh,
just the regular old hospital.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Are you sure they were allowed to do that.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, they were. They gave him the markers and they said, hey,
you can draw on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh I just got a Christmas present for the baby.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah. So we wrote, like on the pillow case, we
wrote his name and put like a little a little
circle around it. And then he was drawing stuff on
the bed having the time of his life.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You got like parlays written down. Yeah, chiefs minus four two.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, the Chiefs minus four. We're gonna go with the
falcons minus three and a half? Dad, what are all
these numbers? Don't worry about his son? Shut up.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Doctor's like, I we usually keep these for the kids.
I saw in the bottom its head searched hand. Question, Martin,
you need that, Dad?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
He's like, oh, hold on, you're on the Chiefs too.
Hold on, sir, let me put this in my DraftKings account.
All right, now back for the surgery. So he goes back.
Does the surgery comes out, and they tell me, okay,
you're gonna give them you know, tile and all and
mochra in every three hours. You know, the pain, the swelling,
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blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I supposed to have tiling all if you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Well he's not pregnant. He was just having hernia. And
of course I listened to the doctor, right, I listen.
But when we get home, do I remember about the pain?
Meds record? No, no, no, I just forgot We got home
and he was fine.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I record with all basers doctors.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He was bouncing off the walls, he was talking, he
was chatting. Here we go, brothers come home from school. Hey,
everybody's in a good mood. And we eat dinner. We
go to bed, no playing hard about two thirty. Am
ah ah ah, what what's wrong? What's wrong? Dude, Dad,
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I'm in so much pain it hurts. Oh. I forgot
to give you some medicine. Yeah, let me go get
that man.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Let me go is raw dogging.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
He was raw dogging and he's in super amount of pain.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Don't want you to get addicted.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, I just didn't even I just forgot, dude, I forgot.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
When I'm in charge of that for the cat, the wife,
I put a I have a spreadsheet out every four hours.
This one thing's labeled all in a line. It's your
job as the caretaker to break that down.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I understand, But I'm a caretaker for three and so
when but only one was hurt, so really I wasn't
caretaking the other ones.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And you're also like an unpaid caretaker exactly like unpaid,
kind of a little addicted, kind of a degenerate, like
a little margarita.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, and so sometimes you forget the pain meds. Like
he was doing so well, you know, with his brothers
and hanging out and eating dinner. Then i'd I didn't
even think about pain meds because he didn't seem to
be in pain.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm coming over next time. I know how to do
the spreadsheets. I love doing it because at four every
four hours, boom, I'm by the book check mark. I'll
wake up at two am, check mark. I wake up
in the morning. Check Mark's a little bit crooked, but
you know what, it gets the check mark.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's what I love about you is you're organized. And
I'm not so I would need you to come over
and do that. But you know so, I'm like, okay,
here you go. Son. He slurps it down. I was like,
all right, now, buddy, you go back to bed. Cool.
It goes back to bed. Well, the next day, he
was going to stay home from school, you know, because
he's just had surgery. Of course, but my wife's like, oh,
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I forgot. I told Baby Box's teacher that I would
go on the field trip with them. I'm a parent
volunteer chaperone. I'm like, oh, She's like, so I'm gonna
have to take him to school. I'll just she goes,
I'll just tell the teachers to keep him calm, and
you got to stay home from the big shoe. I said, okay,
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and I'll just pick him up right after work. I
will get there as soon as I can. So she
takes him to school and she tells the teacher, yeah,
just make sure he stays calm. The teacher's like, really,
do you see all these kids? You think he's really
gonna stay calm? And she's like, what, just try your best, okay.
So she texted me. She says, hey, please get there
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before they go out for outside time. I don't want
him running around. No problem. So I get there before
outside time and I'm like, hey, Bud, you hungry, let's
go eat some lunch.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Smart here, put some ice cubes in your pants.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Not I didn't do any of that. They didn't do
any ice cubes in your pants. And we went to
Chipotle and got us something to eat, and we sat
right by the door.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You want to Bobby water.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh that's not there. That's its sonic. We went to Chipotle. Okay,
get your fact straight. And we go to Chipotle and
we order and we sit right by the door because
he wants to sit on the high seats and it's
right by the door, and it's cold outside, and so
we start playing a game. Every time they open the
right door. He's like, yay, the good Well, at first,
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it's like, oh cold, what cold air? Cold air?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Cold air.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
He's like, oh, that's not bad. They opened the left door.
Ooh cold. So whenever the people would come up be
coming up to the doors, we'd yell good door, good door,
good door good, and then if they'd open the wrong one,
we'd go oh, bad door, bad door. Played a game
that's fun. He would loved it. He thought it was
so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
We should do it at work, except for it's nothing
but cold. Correct, there's no warm door.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Then we get done eating. He had two casadillas. He
was hungry man because that Sonic at chiputle chick fil a, Chipotle.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh I thought you said chick fil A.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No shit, pull lay like chick fil a as casadilla's now,
I'm I'm leaving right now.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
No chick no, no, not chicks Chipotle. Yes, And he
sat there he ate his black beans.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Listen back if he said chick fil a, because not
only was chick fil A in my head, but I
was also thinking Sonic with Bobby Water. That is wild.
If you said Chipotle from the start, I know I
did you guys listen back.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, please, We are the sore losers at Gmail dot
com email us. Oh my gosh. Anyway, so he goes, Dad,
when I get there with my rice, I'll be ready
to go. I'm like all right. So he sits there,
slowly eats his rice after his second case of Dela,
after his black beans are gone, and he goes, all right, Dad,
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I'm ready to go. And I'm like, should we go
get a cookie? He goes, yeah, we should go get
a cookie. So we walk over to the cookie store
tef Streets and I get me at you chocolate chip.
He gets himself a sprinkle and we're out of there
and mine's nice and warm, so I'm eating it. As
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we're headed home. He goes, Dad, I'm gonna save mine
till we get home. He said, okay, Bud, that's a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
One in the hand is two in the bush.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
And we get home and he goes, Dad, I don't
want to eat it yet. I just want to leave
it on the counter. Smart said, all right, well, let's
it's rest time. Let's go take a.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Rest a cookie savings account if you will.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's right. I'm like, wow, what great discipline.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He's a son. Are you gaining more interest in that cookie?
Are you more interested in it. Later in life, you'll
learn about interest.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You will appreciate it more. It goes up in value
satisfaction if you let it sit there for a little bit,
because you get to anticipate eating it. You eat it.
You eat it at night.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Sorry son, the stock market tanked last night.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And so he goes and he lays down for a
rest and I'm sitting there and my wife gets home
and I'm like, oh, how was the field trip? Oh
it was good, it was fun. There's three boys in
my group, baby box and it's two buddies and okay, great,
And I said, she goes, how did it go at lunch?
I said, oh, it's good. You know. We went to Chipotle.
Then we went and got cookies. That's his cookie right
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there on the counter. He didn't want to eat it yet.
I'm gonna go take a nap and I get up
from my nap. Then Baby Box three gets up from
his nap and he's like, talks, Hey mama, Hey, mama,
guess what We went to the cookie store. And she's like, oh,
you did, and he was like, yeah, Dad, show her
my cookie and I said, oh, it should be right
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there on the counter. And that's when my wife goes,
what that was his cookie? I thought, you said, that's
my cookie on the counter because I ate it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Dude, He's gonna kill dad. Miscommunication affects even the cookies.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I literally said, we went to the cookie store. His
is right there on the counter. He didn't want to
eat it yet. I'm gonna go take a nap. She
goes no. I said, oh, is that for me? And
you said, yeah, you can have that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
What are the chances about this story being about misunderstanding
what somebody said? When I originally misunderstood the restaurant, you said.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
This is amazing. I love how well the.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Other day when I was talking about the Jason Witten
and Jamal Charles and you also had a story about
blackface and painting a kid a dog on his face.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So I'm like, oh my gosh. And I said, all right,
I'll go get another cookie. So I go to the
cookie store. I walk a mile.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And also, miscommunication doesn't just happen at Fortune five hundred companies.
It happens in family kitchens all across America.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It does. It happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So if your boss is the one that just cold
shoulders you and doesn't talk to you, and you wonder
why you're fired one day? It's it happened the kitchens.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Correct, So I said, all right, So I get the
dog and I walk a little over a mile to
the cookie store. But now the only problem is Baby
Box and Baby Box two are going to be getting
home from school, So I'm gonna have to get three
cookies because if they don't get one, it's gonna be
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a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You're about to go into cookie debt.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You're right. So I walk with the dog a little
over a mile to the cookie store. Walk in the
cookie store with the dog.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
What an all American story?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
And I go up to the counter and I say,
can I get three of the sprinkles please?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
How's it going, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, here you go, three sprinkles, Thank you? And then
we walk a little bit over a mile home.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Sarah, have you licked the frosting before?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And right then, right as I'm getting there, baby Box
two is getting off the bus and I'm like, what's up, Bud,
how are you? Blah blah blah, guess what I got?
I got cookies?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You guys? Ever heard of vehicles?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah? He rode the bus?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No? You with the walk to the cookie store.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, I mean, take the dog for a walk. It
was a beautiful afternoon. Why not. So we go home
and baby Box one's at tennis practice.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Is that on the right side of the moat or
the left?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well? He uh, there's tennis club at the school. It's
really they just fiddle around with rackets. I don't even
know if they hit tennis balls.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
What did baby Box one have? Croquet?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's what Babybox one was at tennis. Croquet is a
fun game.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Baby Box two was at polo, and Babybox three was
at lacrosse.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Nope, nope. And so we go home and baby Box
two eats his cookie. So now baby Box three and
Baby Box one have their sprinkle cookies left, and I
don't know what happened. I go to pick up baby
Box one from tennis and I'm like, oh, buddy, yeah,
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we got a surprise for you when we get home
and I'm like, oh, yeah, we got you something. We
got you. He's like what is it? What is And
I was like, you want me to tell you? Yeah?
I was like, you gotta sprinkle cookie wait for you
when you get home. Yeah, I can't wait to eat it.
Oh my goodness. I'm so excited. And we get home
(30:31):
and I'm He's like, where's my cookie? Where's my cookie?
And I'm like, it should be right there on the
counter where I don't see it. Where's my cookie? And
I say, and I asked my I said, hey, where
are the two cookies? She was oh, baby box three
was carrying them around. So I go to him and
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I said, hey, man, what'd you do with the cookies?
He goes, oh, I put him on the couch. What
happens when you leave something on the couch? Dog? I
walk out in the backyard and there is the bag
of cookies torn to shreds, not one crumb of cookie left.
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Get over here, you getting dog?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I knew I should have never getting gout you.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
So we are down three cookies now this white cookie gate.
My wife ate one, the dog ate two.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Here comes another two mile log to the cookie stores.
Hey Sarah, seeing you again? So this time I jump
in the car. I mean, how hot are the workers
at the cookie store? Good gosh, dude, you've been there
three times in three hours.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And I drive back to the cookie store.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I see the high school staff is working night, how y'all?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
And I buy their last two sprinkle cookies. I might
have been the only customer all day, because when I
went there the original time with baby Box three, we
were the only ones in the store. When I went
there with the dog, we were the only ones in
the store. And when I went back up there again
for a third time and one freaking day, I was
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the only customer in the store. And I mean I
was the only one buying sprinkled freaking cookies.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I love these cookies. They're so warm inside, and I
stick my finger in. How you doing, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
So I drive back home and I deliver the cookies
and baby Box one and Gulf's his Baby Box three
takes two bites and says, Dad, I want to save
it for tomorrow. And so I hit it in the
microwave so no one would get it. And yesterday I
get a text from my wife. Baby Box three is
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saying he has a cookie left.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Stop where is the cookie?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I thought he ate the cookie. I said, I put
it in the microwave so no one would get it.
And she said smart, thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That's smart's dad move and it's.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Still there and he finished his cookie.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I put the cookie in the attic. Nobody will get it.
But a spider or a rat.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
So that was my day of being a dad. Twenty
four hours of absolute hell, I forgot the pain meds
and three trips to the Dan cookie Store.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Every story has a beginning, a middle, and thank god,
an end.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm with you on the cookie store thing. Remember the
one you, me and Scuba went when we were trying
to play in the convention and there was off second
there was some cookie store. Don't even know the name. Yes,
how do those places stay in business? Becuz that day
we were the only three people in there.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Only three people. I mean, I'm telling you, I don't
they Here's the thing. I believe the cookie store by
me and obviously is a franchise and some family owns
it because it was a mom, dad, and daughter in
there when I went the first time, then it was
just the daughter of the second time, and then it
was just the dad the third time. So they've been
there all day and there's no way they were making
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enough money because there was nothing else going out that door.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, it could be the to go orders.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh that's true. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
And then also in the one downtown it's like when
you're out drinking guys, you know what, help out the
local cookie places when you're having a beer. Don't be
the guy who says, hey, let's go for fireball. Hey,
let's go do another Let's do another beer, Hey, let's
do a Mickey's be the guy that says, hey, let's
do a chocolate chip cookie. There's never a guy downtown
on Broadway who says, hey, next bar, next bar, where
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are we going gars? Hey we going to Old Red?
Hey are we going to John Daies? Hey, let's go
get a chocolate chip cookie? Be that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, you can always get a greasy slice of pizza,
but what about a warm chocolate chip cookie in the
middle of binge drinking. There's nothing better.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I don't think I'm doing it because it just happened
to me two weekends ago. It's always where's the next bar?
Where's the next bar? Ended up going to Jelly Rolls Instead.
I'm gonna say, hey, why don't for the next bar?
Why don't we go to the cookie company? I want
a chocolate chip cookie?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Whatsin that? There's such a moron?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
What did you say a cookie shot? No, just maybe
a hot chocolate or chocolate chip cookie. What spiked hot chocolate. No,
just regular hot chocolate. What's wrong with you, dude?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh? Man? And I'm gonna tell you what this. I'm
gonna tell you something else. The Patriots are good.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
They are. They got a coach that's gonna win Coach
of the Year and they got a quarterback that's gonna
win MVP, both the favorites.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, I don't know if he's MVP, but man, he
looks good. He looks so calm.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Your right.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Nail polish is no nail polish is not winning MVP.
But I am looking at Drake May and I just say, man,
why can't Caleb Williams be that calm in the pocket
like when it when it gets crazy around him, he
just kind of slides up and just tosses it, doesn't care.
Caleb Williams starts doing pirol wets back there when pressure
gets on him. And I mean, I was, I was
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so impressed. They look so good. It was an easy victory.
Drake May is good. Vrabel is a great coach. The
Titans should have never fired him. The Titans can't win
a game. They say.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
They are and they're so bad, so bad, And then
well that's fine. They'll get a number one draft pick.
They will, They're gonna do it two years in a row.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
They might get the number one pick.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Titans are the worst team in football for two years
in a row.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
That's bad.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, and it's also pride in the city. I remember
feeling that. I haven't felt that in a minute. The
Preds are almost the worst team in hockey? Are they
bottom three?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh? Dude, they're playing in like Sweden.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Today unless we're going no, no, they're really good, man.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I think they're going they're playing in Sweden this year
or today they're playing Pittsburgh in Sweden or something.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Well, you and Eddie, that might be some morning hockey betting.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
And then and then on Sunday you got the Dolphins
and the Commanders in like Spain, not another country.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I can't hold on.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I can't see Spain.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
The problem is, even though Heather and the kids are
coming over, I will watch college football from eleven am.
Actually I watched the shows before because they've been streaming
on X So I'm watching game day before I got
it playing. I'm not memorizing it. Then you got the
first game, then you got the second wave. Then I'll
watch the night game. Because it's Texas and Georgia. So
(37:29):
that's all day Saturday. When you do an overseas game
for NFL, then I'm waking up to football and I
will watch football all the way until five pm. It's
just too much. Yeah, they're in Madrid. I mean, you
were there when you were in Iceland.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I've never been to Madrid.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Man, it's pretty close time zone though, because Madrid's just
across from London.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's crazy. I don't even know how far it is there.
But does Spain really care about football?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Do any? Well? The Germans? Wow, that was amazing. How
you guys do those placards and it says NFL, Hey guys,
they do it every year, and it's like we don't
love like we love our teams. I don't care about
a logo then.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I know, but I do love the way the NFL's cool.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
They do it, but nobody wears a sweatshirt around that
has the NFL logo, like we like our teams, not
the you know.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Man, it's rough. Man, it's rough. I don't know. But
what else Texas Georgia, that's huge on Saturday night. Dude,
If Texas loses, it's over good. I mean they're underdogs. No, no,
if they lose, no playoffs, it's over. Yeah, their playoffs
could be out. The Valls are on the outside looking in.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Balls need to win or a vand he needs to
win out to maybe make the playoffs. But yeah, Texas
could be gone. You got Bama. They're fine, They're gonna
be fine. They gotta buye too, Bama, Georgia, Ohio State
all byes. Me and Boomer just looked at the bracket
this morning, and you gotta win if you're Ohio State,
you're Indiana, you gotta win three times in your national
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champion and March Madness, you gotta win six or seven.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, but football is a little bit more taxing.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well in football. Also, like Indiana, I think they played
BYU first round, so there's an easy Indiana has a buye.
Then they play BYU. That's another buy Indiana has to
win two games and they're the national champion.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I don't even know BYU is not even gonna get in. Yeah,
they are right now, right now, right now. Guess what,
there's still three or four weeks left in the season.
They're not getting in. They got one loss, they're gonna
lose again. They didn't get they got housed. They got
absolutely a.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Tex They're in BYU, They're in Oregon, they're in Vandy
wins out. They're in oh Miss, they're in Bam, is in.
Georgia's in Ohio State's in. Michigan might be in.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, Michigan is not to stop.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
If Michigan beats Ohio State, Michigan's in. No, they're not.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They cannot be in. They are.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
They're like eighteen, they're on the precipice.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
No, they are, Dude, Bryce Underwood, money, you'll buy you
a tournament appearance.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I don't know. I don't think they can get in.
I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
But the tough shake for Ohio State is they have
to basically go through Oregon.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oregon's terrible.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, then I'll say Texas Tech.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Okay, that wouldn't be a.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Fun little fourteen times your money to win it all.
If you're gonna throw something at somebody, I would do
Texas Tech. So you got Texas Tech. They play, Then
they're gonna have to play like Georgia. Then they have
to play whoever's gonna beat the crap out of Indiana Alabama?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh, whoa, whoa like some respect on my Indianas.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I always like, just looking at the stuff, Ohio State's
two times your money, and they're gonna have to go
through or stop Oregon. They're gonna have to go through
Texas Tech, Georgia and pama uh for two times your
money'd their bed on overseas big ball, Like what the guys.
Sometimes you just gotta look at betting and be like,
(41:06):
that's just a dumb bet. You might as well take
it exotic. Take Michigan to win it all, Take Vandy
to win it all.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Vandy it sucks, okay, Like I mean, really, Vandy's not
that goods up.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Against Utah State.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's fun like Diego Pabby is a fun story, But
I don't think they're that good.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
They're not. They're they're tight end Bowers Brock, Yes, and
same last name as Justin great kid Stowers, great kid?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
What what? Yeah? Okay, tell me.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I mean he's just a massive receiver. He throws to
him fifteen times a game every time on third down
he needs somebody. There's Stours and then and Pavia. He's
not quick, but he he gets he does realize is
you don't got to be quick if you get four
yards that's all that you need.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
He's shifty.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah no, No, he's smart, he's fit. It's great.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
He's fun to watch, and he's your heisman leader for
a quarterback. I think you're throwing the exotics now. Is
just telling Kevin Offair? You guys don't even know who
that is.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Oh Kevin, let me tell you. He sent us a text. Hey,
just sent you guys a script a cut today if
you can. I'm working from a home. If you can
just drop it in my folder when done, would much
be appreciated. So everybody just works from home now.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Did you not experience the pandemic? That's the new way
of life?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Wow? What up, Coach and box. I'm a veteran twenty
plus years of the USMC service, casey one thirty flight engineer,
never been to a convention. Makes sense you don't remember me.
I'm one of the forty three listeners. Love you too, anyways,
love the pod, Thanks for the support and f the
Bears Go Chiefs, pre Pat Kelsey and Taylor the singer
(42:50):
not the walking penalty flag fan, sean fantasy team TDS
and beer.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
That made no sense.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
No he did. He said he's a Chiefs fan pre
Patty Mahomes, Pre Travis Kelcey, and Pre Taylor the singer,
not Taylor, their offensive lineman that gets a false start
every single time.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Sounds like Boomer when I'm trying to talk to him
on the phone, I'm like, dude, so what's going on?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
But why did he have to say f the Bears
like that was unnecessary? Shot?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Shot at you? They're gonna make the playoffs, so nice?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Whoa we got? We got to beat the Vikings this weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Every team in the North for the first time ever
will make it into the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That would be incredible. But yeah, uh you ready to
go home? Man?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah? I got some other stuff to do.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Man, Okay, well, let me give you some money makers.
I already gave you the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
We already got them.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I gave you the Dolphins at the beginning of the
week minus two and a half against the Commanders. The
Commanders are a dead team walking Marcus Mariota and the
corpse of Deebo Samuel. That's all the corpse of Terry McLaurin.
He's not playing, he's hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Glad he got that thirty three.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Million, three million dollars to sit on the sidelines all season.
I'm telling you he started doing rehab work on the
field this week he ain't playing. I know the Dolphins
aren't very good to it. Throws a lot of interceptions,
but a chain, odd chain, get on his train. He's
gonna carry them. He's gonna carry him and Jalen's gonna
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waddle into the end zone. Come on, two and a
half points. Maybe this is just crazy, Maybe I'm missing something.
Give me the Dolphins minus two and a half. Take
it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You're such a week two week better. They do good
against the Bills, and now all of a sudden you're
just riding their finer.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
The commanders have been terrible for about three weeks.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Fins up right, and guys also go to sea World.
I love a good dolphin.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well, guys, another one. I don't understand. Broc Party's back,
Pierce All's back. You're going against Jacoby Brissett. No, Marvin Harrison,
he's out had surgery. Uh. I believe they're big defensive player.
Will Johnson's not playing and you're only having to give
up three points. You don't think that locker room is
jazzed up for the San Francisco forty nine ers and
(45:03):
they gotta win by just three. Oh my gosh, do
I hear blow? Blow? Niners minus three take it to
the bank.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Blow.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Then, guys, we were talking about this team earlier. My
Chicago Bears going to Minnesota, and you know what happened
to them Week one of the season. JJ McCarthy woke
up in the fourth quarter and started carving us like
a freaking turkey. Not this time. We are back, we
are better, and we are ready to avenge that loss.
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Bears plus three in Minnesota, take it to the bank.
And last, but not least, the Atlanta Falcons. This is
a team you can never trust, never bet on until
this weekend. Carolina sucks.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Good line.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Though Carolina suck.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Good line on McAfee's they won line of the Week
a week ago.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Great listen, good line. They might have a good line,
but they have Bryce Young at quarterback. He's short. That
dude is gonna be playing in the x FL in
about six weeks.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
He's gonna be playing in Madrid. And I'm not talking
about the NFL.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
That's what I'm talking about. Give me the Falcons minus
three and a half take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
And al Jazeer like runs more now than Robinson.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I watched the Germany game and I was like, who
is this guy? And what have you done with Baijan.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, that's a great point, But I'm telling you the
Falcons are gonna win this game. They're gonna blow them out.
Bryce Young throws for about seventy five yards a game.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
He is so bad, so bad, I would say all
quarterback passing is down. And also, let me say this,
in our fantasy league, if you do throw a game
and just quit and not play players or start guys,
you will be banned from the conventions in our fantasy league.
If you throw and intentionally lose a game, you will
be banned from conventions. You'll be banned from our Facebook group.
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You will be banned from meshing us on x, you
will be banned from dming us on Instagram, and you
will be dishonorably discharged.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Wow, and I gotta I mean, I gotta dog fight
this week, A big against big time Tsunami, big time Tsunami,
doggy third place team against the second place team. I
gotta win. I need to win.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, we need Haley Wiggins or somebody to win, and
justin text me, he goes she's starting a person on
injured reserve. This can't happen.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well, I mean it was only like Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I'm over it. We're five and five, fourth best team
and in forty five and we're five and five. It
just makes no sense. We put up one hundred and
forty one week and lose. Sometimes it's just not in
the cards.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, I hope everybody has a great weekend. Convention tickets
sore loosers dot com. I mean, is Texas gonna win?
Text's gonna show.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Six point dog and Georgia is good and I don't
think they're that good. Georgia, Yeah, I think they're okay.
The Stockton kid is dang good. I mean he's a
Heisman candidate.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
No, he's not. He's not anywhere close to the Heisman.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
And guys, I've been looking at the numbers. There's none
of these quarterbacks are any good. I would say the
front runner at this point for Heisman is Pavia the
numbers that I've ran.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
And cannot be front runner for Heisman.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
He is a Heisman for in mine. I don't care
what Vegas says. Vegas has like ty Simpson and Simeon
Rice are saying ty Simpson is real good stop. I've
run the numbers. Pave is the favorite, and if he
wins out, he'll win the Heisman. But you got to
throw in the exotics. I think Jeremiah Smith still has
a chance because he has four games left with the
Big Ten Championship, And you got to also put Jeremiah Love.
All he needs is like one hundred and seventy five
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yards a game, and he'll do the same thing mark
Ingram did when he won the Heisman. Tough thing is
he's playing at a centure whatever it's called, Pittsburgh. It's
a bad field, but they're scheduled to be like seventeen
point favorites. You got to think he's gonna run rough shot.
So two exotics and they're all thirty times your money.
So sprinkle just like the sprinkles. Sprinkle some money.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, I understand that. Sprinkle cookies, man, Sprinkle cookies.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
You want a cookie, I put in the kitchen for you.
It the button has been pressed.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good man, I'm gonna tell you what the life of
a parent ray. You will one day understand. I'm a
cat dad, I understand. But things that you have to
do when you're a parent, you're just when I tell
you the story, you're gonna be like, oh, no way,
I wouldn't do that crap. But it's part, you know,
(00:24):
people not listening to you, people not paying attention, attention
to details that make your white life a circus. I mean,
it's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now my circu's not my monkeys.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But man, I'm happy to be here on a Friday.
It is Friday. We got a great weekend ahead of us.
I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend,
but it's gonna be a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It is. There's big college football, there's good NFL. I
believe that Heather and her kids, speaking of children, are
staying over. So I'm a kind of dad. Does Heather
live down the street, No, she lives in Green Hills.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh, she just comes and stays.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
She loves Baser and her kids end up having a
decent time.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So Baser and her are friends from high school.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, they she does. She hire Heather at her old job,
and then now she's gotten Heather hired at this new job.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay, so Baser employs Heather everywhere she goes. Yes, and
they've just become besties.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They were besties from the start, and Baser always kept going,
you got to meet Heather. Gott to meet Heather. I
might like Heather as much as Baser does. She's a blast. Okay,
she plays every sport. She's like a guy. She'll go
change her oil and stuff. WHOA Yeah, Baser will be like,
I don't know if I want to play wiffleball. Heather
will be out there playing with withfftball. Two seconds later,
Baser's playing wootball.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That's what I'm talking about. She's a good influence. How
old are Heather's kids?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Kids in high school? He's about to go to college
somewhere and oh wow, the girls maybe eighth grade.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, yeah, so they're like, they can take care of
themselves and you don't have to why their butts or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
The boy day day. He never played baseball before he
picked it up in seventh grade, and the first year
he hit a home run and his swing right now,
I want to say he's a senior. But there's no
way he's a senior because he's not driving. He's got
to be a sophomore junior.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, ish?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And his swing ten times better than my swing. And
I played my entire life. I mean, he has the
he has the Ken Griffy junior swing for a righty
got it, bro, I played my entire life. And if
I actually look in a mirror, I'm like, I don't
even have that grade of a swing. How didn't did
my dad? Did nobody in my life ever say hey,
maybe you should try to mimic a pro where you
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got a perfect launch angle and you got that torque.
If I look at my swing, I'm like, I look
like a r word.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Vigio, a ridiculous looking visio.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, I am not sure. Did your dad have a
good swing or could he just pitch?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
He had a home run swing. He was a hitter,
Oh yeah, and so he did. Mostly he actually had
a babe ruth where he just kind of rested the
bat kind of a little bit and then boom, then
you explode. He had an old school swing. My dad
never advanced his swing from the forties.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That may have been his problem. Once he got to
the bigs. It was like, oh man, they saw right
through that swing. Oh you just want to rest your
bat right there? Well, guess what, go rest your on
the bench.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Strike dude. Now, all of a sudden, these guys got
the quick twitch, you got the bat moving, you got
one douche from the Mets, you got the step. Oh
my dad would just rest the bat on his show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, that's what I always wondered, is when some of
these people get to where they are, Like Mickey Tintleton,
I think he's the one that had it way up high.
And I mean these coaches and one.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Franco Craig council way up That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Everybody had to try to fix their swing, going, hey,
that's not going to work, but it works. So there
is no one universe right way to do it, which
is so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But what are we now seeing? The guys that swing
the fastest, usually get the home runs, usually get the
most hits, the best, the best for the Tigers. Riley
Green always swings. Oh he's good, seventy miles an hour.
Guess what, he's the biggest threat. So nobody ever told
me bat speed. My dad would always say, oh, get
a bat you can swing. He'd say, you don't need
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a big bat. Nobody ever told me bats. If you're
a kid, pick up a stick and swing that sob
as hard as you can. That's how you make it
to the major leagues. As long as you can do
it's seventy miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And is if you can feel a ground ball. You
gotta be able to catch everything. I mean, you got
to be able to move laterally. You got to be
able to catch everything. So besides just swinging seventy miles
an hour, that's all you have to do and you
make it to the major leagues. Is that simple?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, Well, we got to be about six foot six
foot two. What we've learned with these metrics is the
launch angle and then it's is a guy swinging seventy
miles an hour, because that's how you're able to then
get the exit vel of one hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, and that's it's pretty simple.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
And the Dodgers, I hate to do a sports show,
but they're getting another guy from overseas, Roku, and so
they're gonna have Yamamoto, Roku and Otani and they're gonna
win it again. We have to change the salary cap.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I'm not really under I don't understand how the
Dodgers are able to do this. Sign someone for a
five hundred million but we'll pay you four hundred and
fifty million dollars later. That's really weird.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Because they can push it off.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, the deferred payments. Why would every team not do that?
Why would every team not say, hey, we're gonna pay
you two hundred million dollars, we'll pay you one million
dollars this year, and after you retire, we'll do the
Bobby Benia we'll pay you ten million dollars a year
after you retire. I mean, it seems very weird that
they're allowed to do that. But hey, they should have
lost the World Series. They shouldn't even won the Blue
(05:53):
Jay should have won the World Series.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, if you actually still depressed about it, if you
break down that game, there was a play when that
ball got caught right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Mean when they ran into each other and left field,
that was the point that. I mean, you think that
the dude laid there on the track because he thought
they had lost the World Series. Kiki Hernandez said. The
reason he laid there, he goes, I thought we dropped
the ball. He goes, I thought when we collided, the
ball fell to the ground, so I thought we had
just lost the World Series. And then pagez or whoever,
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whenever he goes, hey, man, I caught it and that's
when he jumped up. I don't know how. And then
when the guy the second basement, let's cover this six
weeks later, Rojas, he gets that ground ball, almost falls
flat on his ass and still throws a dart to home.
And I still don't know if Will Smith's foot was
on that home plate that was the play at the play,
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I still don't know if his foot was down.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Well, I mean, can we not check with New York?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I mean they did check with New York, but I
still am not sure.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What are we learning? The college football replay is good.
We're able to see if a foot, yeah it is
Indiana receiver caught that ball out.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
The Vanderbilt guy did not make it on the two
point conversion, and they gave it to him like it
was like not even close. That play was absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, you got people now that can zoom in on
airplanes with these new iPhone twenties, and you're telling me
we can't get in baseball. It still doesn't show the plate.
The plate needs to be like orange or something. I
never know if the guy's touching dirt, or he's touching soil,
or he's touching the rubber.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, white cleaked on a white plate. Tough to tell.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And you realize when a guy catches a ball at
first base, it's the ball isn't immediately in his glove
and all we're looking is that tenth of a second. Yeah,
I know we can tell when the ball hits the
back of the glove, but there's about a tenth of
a second where you don't know if he's caught the
ball and the foots on the bag or not.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I feel like they a little bit count it as
when it touches the just touches, not even squeezed, like
you don't have to squeeze it yet, you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's just when the ball touches the leather.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I feel like it's when it touches the leather.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I don't know, Maybe I'm crazy, Still are.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Not one hundred percent? Isn't that amazing how they have
four K cameras. They have cameras everywhere, and no matter what,
you can't get every angle.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's why they need robots. No stop, you would have
loved this, and I know you're never gonna find it.
Did you see the robot?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What robot?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I knew you, didn't They they revealed this robot. I
want to say, I may be wrong on the country India.
They revealed this robot and it took a couple of steps.
They said, this is groundbreaking. This is the new AI robot.
It's basically a human. Guys, this is the biggest advancement
and this is amazing. Here's your robot.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Was it a big one? Like it's like a human sight.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's like your height? Oh my big? I mean it
was probably taller than me. The kid had a head
on me. So the robots walking they're like, this is
our big moment. Robot, robot, robot, and the robots like, yeah,
I'm AI. It's short circuits and bulls over and then
have to get a curtain up so people can see
(09:00):
how this thing's wired. Oh have you not seen this video?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I well talk, Can I tell you? I saw I
saw a headlines as robot face plants or something like that,
but I never clicked on it because I was like, okay, cool,
thanks playing.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Robot stands up after it just got fell in the ground.
It looked like Tyson after Jake Paul punched it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Take that, you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Sing, robot, you would never give me be a humankin robot.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, not even after Jake Paul punched him. It was
after Mike Tyson had walked six miles to the ring.
I mean, I still can't believe that they dropped Mike
Tyson him way off way from the ring, and I
mean he was gassed by the time he got there.
And we sat there and watched that crap. I still
one of the biggest Ponzi schemes ever. And we all
felt for it. We're all idiots.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I wasn't I bet it we won. That was awesome.
That was the good old days we used to bet.
And also you got to see Mike Tyson didn't even
know cameras go in the locker room nowadays. He was
all naked on the camera.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I didn't see that part. Sorry I missed that, but
I mean, I don't know. But yeah, we.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Gotta start the show. I gotta get you this robot.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh, I thought you already pulled it up. Pull up.
I was taking a minute, all right, let's start the
show man. It's a great day. Yeah, it is a
great day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I told
you I need you to fill a buster. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Uh, robot falls.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Can we get that old guy back on the pod
to do a Patty Mahomes interview? He did the best
impressions of him back in the day. Where is Pitts gone?
I miss his Chiefs pregame interviews as well. Oh oh,
I see it. Go ahead, Why don't you stop it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm gonna mute that because I don't know you see
the robot.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh yeah, that's a big robot. Yeah, I'm seeing that robot.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
He's walking out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh my gosh. Oh oh that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
This is a huge moment for AI.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh yeah, they're big company logo in the back. Oh
look at us, guys, Look at all these cameras. Look
at how smart our robot is. Wave wave. He tries
to wave and that's when he stopped. Alway's drunk. Oh no,
oh no, take that robot. Yeah, you ain't taking over
this world.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Take another step? Can robot you drunk?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Look at they're trying to pull the curtain over all right.
They didn't show it on that one.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, well, not much else to say, See you later,
booger faces. That's from Jeff Kamiski. Where has Pitt's been.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Pitts went to North Carolina to see the North Carolina
basketball game against Kansas. He went to the North Carolina
football game, and he was supposedly gonna meet Bill Belichick.
Then he was going to the Panthers versus the Saints,
and he was supposed to be at work on Monday.
I've not seen him.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I heard that he had vehicle trouble and then he
also has had a bum leg. He did hurt his knee,
not to be confused with bones bum ankles. Has a
bum knee.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yes, he did. We're getting hold I do believe it
was the meniscus that he did in his knee. U
we cannot confirm or deny that. I don't want to
hip a violation him, but we would love to have
him back in. Dude. He is so busy at work.
He never has time to come in here. He always
jets out to the gym, comes back to do work.
I would love a Pitts free game talk, especially this
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week when they're going up against the worst team in
the NFL. Broncos eight and two, Denver Broncos. Oh my god,
this is good NFL Broncos. You got Eagles, Lions, Egs, Lions, Bears,
Vikings Bears.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Vikings doesn't fall in though, first time ever every team
from the North makes the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Really, yeah, Niners are not Niners. Seahawks Rams another good one.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Seahawks are good.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, Buccaneers Bills, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, So okay, we're back.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
We're back. I would love to have Pitts come in
here and talk about how they're gonna make bo Nicks
look like an idiot and Andy read off a bye
and you're gonna tell me. I mean, if you watch
the Broncos, they are god awful.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
They put it twelve points another day ago.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, and then they put up eight points against the
Jets and they won. I don't know how. So you
you're telling me the Chiefs. I would love to have
him in here going oh oh, I mean listen, Chiefs
minus three and a half or four take it to
the bank. I mean, it's that's so easy. Might as
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well start the show with that, a money maker to
start it. Oh my gosh, they're gonna blow the doors
off the Broncos. It is about to get ugly in
my high pa Checko, I think he's hurt. Did you
factor that in? I don't care. I don't care. Did
you see the Broncos against the Raiders. Did you see
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the Broncos against the Jets. Did you see the Broncos
against the Giants? Have to have a thirty point miracle comeback.
I mean, come on, Patty Mahoons is gonna eat. I
don't know search playing that, especially if Sertan's not playing,
it's over me.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
He was hurt last game. The guys the Pitts thing.
He's hurt until further notice. Because Justin texts me. Justin goes, hey,
get you lunch that Chiefs guy and you and me,
and let's do a forceome. And I go, hey, just
f why the Chiefs guy's got a hurt leg? And
he goes, I don't give a rats ass, get you lunch, me,
(14:24):
you and the Chiefs guy, and let's play a forsome.
And I said, hey, dumb may he can't walk. That
means therefore, ergo, he cannot play golf.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I mean, I'd love to play golf with you guys. Man,
I would love to I have to give you about
thirty strokes, but i'd love to play with you guys, not.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
One hundred in But I also got Heather coming over
and we're doing some honey dues. So all right, well
not today, I'm spoken for.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You were gonna tell something about kids.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh, I'm gonna tell it. I'm gonna tell it. We're
gonna do it live, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Are you ready? Yep? You got a couple of bats
strip parties. I'm gonna strip for the this weekend. Whoa,
that's actually a pretty good money maker. That's smart. And
guess what. We'll pay you a dollar today, but if
you stay with us, just like major League Baseball for
ten years, then we'll pay you six figures. Not funny?
What am I would? I look like real Koler or tiny?
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Oh Yamamoto?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Now you look more like class a man throwing balls
on purpose?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh yeah, closse a mom? Hi there?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Can I get a Can I get a cup of water?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm in jail. All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Wo oh the one two three sore loser?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
What up?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Genius, y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North Side in
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. Like I've been saying, he
used to be four lanes. I believe we're gonna compete
with Atlanta and it's gonna be sixteen lanes. They said
it's a three year project. They are clearing out people's
backyards north of town because me and Beazer moved there
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and now everybody wants to move to the country. It's sad,
but good god. I might be able to retire in
a year. We live in the country. We got two
point three three three three three three three three three
three acres, and we got two kids at Vanderbilt Electrophysiology
and it Justin needs to check on him very soon.
It's all I got. I have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two and a half. Depending AI takes over,
(16:31):
maybe seventy, but that robot fall and I think we
are good to go. AI ain't doing nothing over.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
To you, man, We'll bright back.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
So Ray I always fear about AI.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
No, I don't really worry. I don't even think about
AI really, I'll be honest. That's not something that I
spend much time on my brain power to worry about.
I just live life. Speaking of living life, though, we
had to go in take baby Box three. He had
a little uh hurting us surgery the other day. WHOA, Yeah,
he's been walking around and if he plays a lot,
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it gets real swollen down there and then it goes down.
They were like, oh, yes, it's probably a hernia. Whenever
you can get in. So we weren't supposed to go
until mid December for a hernia surgery. And they called
us and there, Hey, we got an opening. You want it.
I was like, yeah, we're ready to get cut open.
So I take him to the hospital and they do
the little incision. They're like, ah, we're gonna have to
(17:27):
cut the other side. He's got a double hernia.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I mean, he was going hard, double hernia and he
wasn't slowing down.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Real talk, not being funny. So how do kids get it?
I thought it was forty and fifty year olds.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm really not sure.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
And all the time there he didn't ask that one question.
How does it happen for a kid?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think it's just not like fully developed down there,
and you just rip your lining.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Uh. So he is playing hard, playing hard, So you
weren't kidding.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm serious. I think that's what it is. You play hard,
you get a hernia. So it's cool, you know what
I mean. They go in they have these cool sheets
where you can draw pictures on them and write your name,
and that was really cool. I don't know what invention
that is or if that's every bed sheet and they
just let you do it at the kids hospital. Never
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seen it before.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Saint Jude.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, not Saint Jude. Oh no, no, not Saint Jude. Uh,
just the regular old hospital.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Are you sure they were allowed to do that.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, they were. They gave him the markers and they said, hey,
you can draw on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh I just got a Christmas present for the baby.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah. So we wrote, like on the pillow case, we
wrote his name and put like a little a little
circle around it. And then he was drawing stuff on
the bed having the time of his life.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You got like parlays written down. Yeah, chiefs minus four two.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, the Chiefs minus four. We're gonna go with the
falcons minus three and a half? Dad, what are all
these numbers? Don't worry about his son? Shut up.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Doctor's like, I we usually keep these for the kids.
I saw in the bottom its head searched hand. Question, Martin,
you need that, Dad?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
He's like, oh, hold on, you're on the Chiefs too.
Hold on, sir, let me put this in my DraftKings account.
All right, now back for the surgery. So he goes back.
Does the surgery comes out, and they tell me, okay,
you're gonna give them you know, tile and all and
mochra in every three hours. You know, the pain, the swelling,
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blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I supposed to have tiling all if you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Well he's not pregnant. He was just having hernia. And
of course I listened to the doctor, right, I listen.
But when we get home, do I remember about the pain?
Meds record? No, no, no, I just forgot We got home
and he was fine.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I record with all basers doctors.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He was bouncing off the walls, he was talking, he
was chatting. Here we go, brothers come home from school. Hey,
everybody's in a good mood. And we eat dinner. We
go to bed, no playing hard about two thirty. Am
ah ah ah, what what's wrong? What's wrong? Dude, Dad,
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I'm in so much pain it hurts. Oh. I forgot
to give you some medicine. Yeah, let me go get
that man.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Let me go is raw dogging.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
He was raw dogging and he's in super amount of pain.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Don't want you to get addicted.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, I just didn't even I just forgot, dude, I forgot.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
When I'm in charge of that for the cat, the wife,
I put a I have a spreadsheet out every four hours.
This one thing's labeled all in a line. It's your
job as the caretaker to break that down.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I understand, But I'm a caretaker for three and so
when but only one was hurt, so really I wasn't
caretaking the other ones.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And you're also like an unpaid caretaker exactly like unpaid,
kind of a little addicted, kind of a degenerate, like
a little margarita.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, and so sometimes you forget the pain meds. Like
he was doing so well, you know, with his brothers
and hanging out and eating dinner. Then i'd I didn't
even think about pain meds because he didn't seem to
be in pain.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm coming over next time. I know how to do
the spreadsheets. I love doing it because at four every
four hours, boom, I'm by the book check mark. I'll
wake up at two am, check mark. I wake up
in the morning. Check Mark's a little bit crooked, but
you know what, it gets the check mark.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's what I love about you is you're organized. And
I'm not so I would need you to come over
and do that. But you know so, I'm like, okay,
here you go. Son. He slurps it down. I was like,
all right, now, buddy, you go back to bed. Cool.
It goes back to bed. Well, the next day, he
was going to stay home from school, you know, because
he's just had surgery. Of course, but my wife's like, oh,
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I forgot. I told Baby Box's teacher that I would
go on the field trip with them. I'm a parent
volunteer chaperone. I'm like, oh, She's like, so I'm gonna
have to take him to school. I'll just she goes,
I'll just tell the teachers to keep him calm, and
you got to stay home from the big shoe. I said, okay,
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and I'll just pick him up right after work. I
will get there as soon as I can. So she
takes him to school and she tells the teacher, yeah,
just make sure he stays calm. The teacher's like, really,
do you see all these kids? You think he's really
gonna stay calm? And she's like, what, just try your best, okay.
So she texted me. She says, hey, please get there
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before they go out for outside time. I don't want
him running around. No problem. So I get there before
outside time and I'm like, hey, Bud, you hungry, let's
go eat some lunch.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Smart here, put some ice cubes in your pants.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Not I didn't do any of that. They didn't do
any ice cubes in your pants. And we went to
Chipotle and got us something to eat, and we sat
right by the door.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You want to Bobby water.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh that's not there. That's its sonic. We went to Chipotle. Okay,
get your fact straight. And we go to Chipotle and
we order and we sit right by the door because
he wants to sit on the high seats and it's
right by the door, and it's cold outside, and so
we start playing a game. Every time they open the
right door. He's like, yay, the good Well, at first,
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it's like, oh cold, what cold air? Cold air?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Cold air.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
He's like, oh, that's not bad. They opened the left door.
Ooh cold. So whenever the people would come up be
coming up to the doors, we'd yell good door, good door,
good door good, and then if they'd open the wrong one,
we'd go oh, bad door, bad door. Played a game
that's fun. He would loved it. He thought it was
so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
We should do it at work, except for it's nothing
but cold. Correct, there's no warm door.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Then we get done eating. He had two casadillas. He
was hungry man because that Sonic at chiputle chick fil a, Chipotle.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh I thought you said chick fil A.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
No shit, pull lay like chick fil a as casadilla's now,
I'm I'm leaving right now.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
No chick no, no, not chicks Chipotle. Yes, And he
sat there he ate his black beans.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Listen back if he said chick fil a, because not
only was chick fil A in my head, but I
was also thinking Sonic with Bobby Water. That is wild.
If you said Chipotle from the start, I know I
did you guys listen back.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, please, We are the sore losers at Gmail dot
com email us. Oh my gosh. Anyway, so he goes, Dad,
when I get there with my rice, I'll be ready
to go. I'm like all right. So he sits there,
slowly eats his rice after his second case of Dela,
after his black beans are gone, and he goes, all right, Dad,
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I'm ready to go. And I'm like, should we go
get a cookie? He goes, yeah, we should go get
a cookie. So we walk over to the cookie store
tef Streets and I get me at you chocolate chip.
He gets himself a sprinkle and we're out of there
and mine's nice and warm, so I'm eating it. As
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we're headed home. He goes, Dad, I'm gonna save mine
till we get home. He said, okay, Bud, that's a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
One in the hand is two in the bush.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
And we get home and he goes, Dad, I don't
want to eat it yet. I just want to leave
it on the counter. Smart said, all right, well, let's
it's rest time. Let's go take a.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Rest a cookie savings account if you will.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
That's right. I'm like, wow, what great discipline.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He's a son. Are you gaining more interest in that cookie?
Are you more interested in it. Later in life, you'll
learn about interest.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You will appreciate it more. It goes up in value
satisfaction if you let it sit there for a little bit,
because you get to anticipate eating it. You eat it.
You eat it at night.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Sorry son, the stock market tanked last night.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
And so he goes and he lays down for a
rest and I'm sitting there and my wife gets home
and I'm like, oh, how was the field trip? Oh
it was good, it was fun. There's three boys in
my group, baby box and it's two buddies and okay, great,
And I said, she goes, how did it go at lunch?
I said, oh, it's good. You know. We went to Chipotle.
Then we went and got cookies. That's his cookie right
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there on the counter. He didn't want to eat it yet.
I'm gonna go take a nap and I get up
from my nap. Then Baby Box three gets up from
his nap and he's like, talks, Hey mama, Hey, mama,
guess what We went to the cookie store. And she's like, oh,
you did, and he was like, yeah, Dad, show her
my cookie and I said, oh, it should be right
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there on the counter. And that's when my wife goes,
what that was his cookie? I thought, you said, that's
my cookie on the counter because I ate it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Dude, He's gonna kill dad. Miscommunication affects even the cookies.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I literally said, we went to the cookie store. His
is right there on the counter. He didn't want to
eat it yet. I'm gonna go take a nap. She
goes no. I said, oh, is that for me? And
you said, yeah, you can have that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
What are the chances about this story being about misunderstanding
what somebody said? When I originally misunderstood the restaurant, you said.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
This is amazing. I love how well the.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Other day when I was talking about the Jason Witten
and Jamal Charles and you also had a story about
blackface and painting a kid a dog on his face.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
So I'm like, oh my gosh. And I said, all right,
I'll go get another cookie. So I go to the
cookie store. I walk a mile.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
And also, miscommunication doesn't just happen at Fortune five hundred companies.
It happens in family kitchens all across America.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It does. It happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So if your boss is the one that just cold
shoulders you and doesn't talk to you, and you wonder
why you're fired one day? It's it happened the kitchens.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Correct, So I said, all right, So I get the
dog and I walk a little over a mile to
the cookie store. But now the only problem is Baby
Box and Baby Box two are going to be getting
home from school, So I'm gonna have to get three
cookies because if they don't get one, it's gonna be
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a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You're about to go into cookie debt.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You're right. So I walk with the dog a little
over a mile to the cookie store. Walk in the
cookie store with the dog.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
What an all American story?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
And I go up to the counter and I say,
can I get three of the sprinkles please?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
How's it going, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, here you go, three sprinkles, Thank you? And then
we walk a little bit over a mile home.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Sarah, have you licked the frosting before?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And right then, right as I'm getting there, baby Box
two is getting off the bus and I'm like, what's up, Bud,
how are you? Blah blah blah, guess what I got?
I got cookies?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You guys? Ever heard of vehicles?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah? He rode the bus?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No? You with the walk to the cookie store.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, I mean, take the dog for a walk. It
was a beautiful afternoon. Why not. So we go home
and baby Box one's at tennis practice.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Is that on the right side of the moat or
the left?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well? He uh, there's tennis club at the school. It's
really they just fiddle around with rackets. I don't even
know if they hit tennis balls.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
What did baby Box one have? Croquet?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's what Babybox one was at tennis. Croquet is a
fun game.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Baby Box two was at polo, and Babybox three was
at lacrosse.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Nope, nope. And so we go home and baby Box
two eats his cookie. So now baby Box three and
Baby Box one have their sprinkle cookies left, and I
don't know what happened. I go to pick up baby
Box one from tennis and I'm like, oh, buddy, yeah,
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we got a surprise for you when we get home
and I'm like, oh, yeah, we got you something. We
got you. He's like what is it? What is And
I was like, you want me to tell you? Yeah?
I was like, you gotta sprinkle cookie wait for you
when you get home. Yeah, I can't wait to eat it.
Oh my goodness. I'm so excited. And we get home
(30:31):
and I'm He's like, where's my cookie? Where's my cookie?
And I'm like, it should be right there on the
counter where I don't see it. Where's my cookie? And
I say, and I asked my I said, hey, where
are the two cookies? She was oh, baby box three
was carrying them around. So I go to him and
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I said, hey, man, what'd you do with the cookies?
He goes, oh, I put him on the couch. What
happens when you leave something on the couch? Dog? I
walk out in the backyard and there is the bag
of cookies torn to shreds, not one crumb of cookie left.
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Get over here, you getting dog?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I knew I should have never getting gout you.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
So we are down three cookies now this white cookie gate.
My wife ate one, the dog ate two.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Here comes another two mile log to the cookie stores.
Hey Sarah, seeing you again? So this time I jump
in the car. I mean, how hot are the workers
at the cookie store? Good gosh, dude, you've been there
three times in three hours.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
And I drive back to the cookie store.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I see the high school staff is working night, how y'all?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
And I buy their last two sprinkle cookies. I might
have been the only customer all day, because when I
went there the original time with baby Box three, we
were the only ones in the store. When I went
there with the dog, we were the only ones in
the store. And when I went back up there again
for a third time and one freaking day, I was
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the only customer in the store. And I mean I
was the only one buying sprinkled freaking cookies.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I love these cookies. They're so warm inside, and I
stick my finger in. How you doing, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
So I drive back home and I deliver the cookies
and baby Box one and Gulf's his Baby Box three
takes two bites and says, Dad, I want to save
it for tomorrow. And so I hit it in the
microwave so no one would get it. And yesterday I
get a text from my wife. Baby Box three is
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saying he has a cookie left.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Stop where is the cookie?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I thought he ate the cookie. I said, I put
it in the microwave so no one would get it.
And she said smart, thinking.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
That's smart's dad move and it's.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Still there and he finished his cookie.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I put the cookie in the attic. Nobody will get it.
But a spider or a rat.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
So that was my day of being a dad. Twenty
four hours of absolute hell, I forgot the pain meds
and three trips to the Dan cookie Store.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Every story has a beginning, a middle, and thank god,
an end.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm with you on the cookie store thing. Remember the
one you, me and Scuba went when we were trying
to play in the convention and there was off second
there was some cookie store. Don't even know the name. Yes,
how do those places stay in business? Becuz that day
we were the only three people in there.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Only three people. I mean, I'm telling you, I don't
they Here's the thing. I believe the cookie store by
me and obviously is a franchise and some family owns
it because it was a mom, dad, and daughter in
there when I went the first time, then it was
just the daughter of the second time, and then it
was just the dad the third time. So they've been
there all day and there's no way they were making
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enough money because there was nothing else going out that door.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, it could be the to go orders.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh that's true. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
And then also in the one downtown it's like when
you're out drinking guys, you know what, help out the
local cookie places when you're having a beer. Don't be
the guy who says, hey, let's go for fireball. Hey,
let's go do another Let's do another beer, Hey, let's
do a Mickey's be the guy that says, hey, let's
do a chocolate chip cookie. There's never a guy downtown
on Broadway who says, hey, next bar, next bar, where
(34:37):
are we going gars? Hey we going to Old Red?
Hey are we going to John Daies? Hey, let's go
get a chocolate chip cookie? Be that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, you can always get a greasy slice of pizza,
but what about a warm chocolate chip cookie in the
middle of binge drinking. There's nothing better.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I don't think I'm doing it because it just happened
to me two weekends ago. It's always where's the next bar?
Where's the next bar? Ended up going to Jelly Rolls Instead.
I'm gonna say, hey, why don't for the next bar?
Why don't we go to the cookie company? I want
a chocolate chip cookie?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Whatsin that? There's such a moron?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
What did you say a cookie shot? No, just maybe
a hot chocolate or chocolate chip cookie. What spiked hot chocolate. No,
just regular hot chocolate. What's wrong with you, dude?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh? Man? And I'm gonna tell you what this. I'm
gonna tell you something else. The Patriots are good.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
They are. They got a coach that's gonna win Coach
of the Year and they got a quarterback that's gonna
win MVP, both the favorites.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, I don't know if he's MVP, but man, he
looks good. He looks so calm.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Your right.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Nail polish is no nail polish is not winning MVP.
But I am looking at Drake May and I just say, man,
why can't Caleb Williams be that calm in the pocket
like when it when it gets crazy around him, he
just kind of slides up and just tosses it, doesn't care.
Caleb Williams starts doing pirol wets back there when pressure
gets on him. And I mean, I was, I was
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so impressed. They look so good. It was an easy victory.
Drake May is good. Vrabel is a great coach. The
Titans should have never fired him. The Titans can't win
a game. They say.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
They are and they're so bad, so bad, And then
well that's fine. They'll get a number one draft pick.
They will, They're gonna do it two years in a row.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
They might get the number one pick.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Titans are the worst team in football for two years
in a row.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
That's bad.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, and it's also pride in the city. I remember
feeling that. I haven't felt that in a minute. The
Preds are almost the worst team in hockey? Are they
bottom three?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh? Dude, they're playing in like Sweden.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Today unless we're going no, no, they're really good, man.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I think they're going they're playing in Sweden this year
or today they're playing Pittsburgh in Sweden or something.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Well, you and Eddie, that might be some morning hockey betting.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
And then and then on Sunday you got the Dolphins
and the Commanders in like Spain, not another country.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I can't hold on.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I can't see Spain.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
The problem is, even though Heather and the kids are
coming over, I will watch college football from eleven am.
Actually I watched the shows before because they've been streaming
on X So I'm watching game day before I got
it playing. I'm not memorizing it. Then you got the
first game, then you got the second wave. Then I'll
watch the night game. Because it's Texas and Georgia. So
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that's all day Saturday. When you do an overseas game
for NFL, then I'm waking up to football and I
will watch football all the way until five pm. It's
just too much. Yeah, they're in Madrid. I mean, you
were there when you were in Iceland.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I've never been to Madrid.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Man, it's pretty close time zone though, because Madrid's just
across from London.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's crazy. I don't even know how far it is there.
But does Spain really care about football?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Do any? Well? The Germans? Wow, that was amazing. How
you guys do those placards and it says NFL, Hey guys,
they do it every year, and it's like we don't
love like we love our teams. I don't care about
a logo then.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I know, but I do love the way the NFL's cool.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
They do it, but nobody wears a sweatshirt around that
has the NFL logo, like we like our teams, not
the you know.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Man, it's rough. Man, it's rough. I don't know. But
what else Texas Georgia, that's huge on Saturday night. Dude,
If Texas loses, it's over good. I mean they're underdogs. No, no,
if they lose, no playoffs, it's over. Yeah, their playoffs
could be out. The Valls are on the outside looking in.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Balls need to win or a vand he needs to
win out to maybe make the playoffs. But yeah, Texas
could be gone. You got Bama. They're fine, They're gonna
be fine. They gotta buye too, Bama, Georgia, Ohio State
all byes. Me and Boomer just looked at the bracket
this morning, and you gotta win if you're Ohio State,
you're Indiana, you gotta win three times in your national
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champion and March Madness, you gotta win six or seven.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, but football is a little bit more taxing.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well in football. Also, like Indiana, I think they played
BYU first round, so there's an easy Indiana has a buye.
Then they play BYU. That's another buy Indiana has to
win two games and they're the national champion.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I don't even know BYU is not even gonna get in. Yeah,
they are right now, right now, right now. Guess what,
there's still three or four weeks left in the season.
They're not getting in. They got one loss, they're gonna
lose again. They didn't get they got housed. They got
absolutely a.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Tex They're in BYU, They're in Oregon, they're in Vandy
wins out. They're in oh Miss, they're in Bam, is in.
Georgia's in Ohio State's in. Michigan might be in.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, Michigan is not to stop.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
If Michigan beats Ohio State, Michigan's in. No, they're not.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They cannot be in. They are.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
They're like eighteen, they're on the precipice.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
No, they are, Dude, Bryce Underwood, money, you'll buy you
a tournament appearance.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I don't know. I don't think they can get in.
I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
But the tough shake for Ohio State is they have
to basically go through Oregon.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oregon's terrible.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, then I'll say Texas Tech.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Okay, that wouldn't be a.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Fun little fourteen times your money to win it all.
If you're gonna throw something at somebody, I would do
Texas Tech. So you got Texas Tech. They play, Then
they're gonna have to play like Georgia. Then they have
to play whoever's gonna beat the crap out of Indiana Alabama?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh, whoa, whoa like some respect on my Indianas.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I always like, just looking at the stuff, Ohio State's
two times your money, and they're gonna have to go
through or stop Oregon. They're gonna have to go through
Texas Tech, Georgia and pama uh for two times your
money'd their bed on overseas big ball, Like what the guys.
Sometimes you just gotta look at betting and be like,
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that's just a dumb bet. You might as well take
it exotic. Take Michigan to win it all, Take Vandy
to win it all.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Vandy it sucks, okay, Like I mean, really, Vandy's not
that goods up.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Against Utah State.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's fun like Diego Pabby is a fun story, But
I don't think they're that good.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
They're not. They're they're tight end Bowers Brock, Yes, and
same last name as Justin great kid Stowers, great kid?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
What what? Yeah? Okay, tell me.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I mean he's just a massive receiver. He throws to
him fifteen times a game every time on third down
he needs somebody. There's Stours and then and Pavia. He's
not quick, but he he gets he does realize is
you don't got to be quick if you get four
yards that's all that you need.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
He's shifty.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah no, No, he's smart, he's fit. It's great.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
He's fun to watch, and he's your heisman leader for
a quarterback. I think you're throwing the exotics now. Is
just telling Kevin Offair? You guys don't even know who
that is.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Oh Kevin, let me tell you. He sent us a text. Hey,
just sent you guys a script a cut today if
you can. I'm working from a home. If you can
just drop it in my folder when done, would much
be appreciated. So everybody just works from home now.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Did you not experience the pandemic? That's the new way
of life?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Wow? What up, Coach and box. I'm a veteran twenty
plus years of the USMC service, casey one thirty flight engineer,
never been to a convention. Makes sense you don't remember me.
I'm one of the forty three listeners. Love you too, anyways,
love the pod, Thanks for the support and f the
Bears Go Chiefs, pre Pat Kelsey and Taylor the singer
(42:50):
not the walking penalty flag fan, sean fantasy team TDS
and beer.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
That made no sense.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
No he did. He said he's a Chiefs fan pre
Patty Mahomes, Pre Travis Kelcey, and Pre Taylor the singer,
not Taylor, their offensive lineman that gets a false start
every single time.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Sounds like Boomer when I'm trying to talk to him
on the phone, I'm like, dude, so what's going on?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
But why did he have to say f the Bears
like that was unnecessary? Shot?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Shot at you? They're gonna make the playoffs, so nice?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Whoa we got? We got to beat the Vikings this weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Every team in the North for the first time ever
will make it into the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That would be incredible. But yeah, uh you ready to
go home? Man?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah? I got some other stuff to do.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Man, Okay, well, let me give you some money makers.
I already gave you the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
We already got them.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I gave you the Dolphins at the beginning of the
week minus two and a half against the Commanders. The
Commanders are a dead team walking Marcus Mariota and the
corpse of Deebo Samuel. That's all the corpse of Terry McLaurin.
He's not playing, he's hurt.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Glad he got that thirty three.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Million, three million dollars to sit on the sidelines all season.
I'm telling you he started doing rehab work on the
field this week he ain't playing. I know the Dolphins
aren't very good to it. Throws a lot of interceptions,
but a chain, odd chain, get on his train. He's
gonna carry them. He's gonna carry him and Jalen's gonna
(44:18):
waddle into the end zone. Come on, two and a
half points. Maybe this is just crazy, Maybe I'm missing something.
Give me the Dolphins minus two and a half. Take
it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You're such a week two week better. They do good
against the Bills, and now all of a sudden you're
just riding their finer.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
The commanders have been terrible for about three weeks.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Fins up right, and guys also go to sea World.
I love a good dolphin.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well, guys, another one. I don't understand. Broc Party's back,
Pierce All's back. You're going against Jacoby Brissett. No, Marvin Harrison,
he's out had surgery. Uh. I believe they're big defensive player.
Will Johnson's not playing and you're only having to give
up three points. You don't think that locker room is
jazzed up for the San Francisco forty nine ers and
(45:03):
they gotta win by just three. Oh my gosh, do
I hear blow? Blow? Niners minus three take it to
the bank.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Blow.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Then, guys, we were talking about this team earlier. My
Chicago Bears going to Minnesota, and you know what happened
to them Week one of the season. JJ McCarthy woke
up in the fourth quarter and started carving us like
a freaking turkey. Not this time. We are back, we
are better, and we are ready to avenge that loss.
(45:41):
Bears plus three in Minnesota, take it to the bank.
And last, but not least, the Atlanta Falcons. This is
a team you can never trust, never bet on until
this weekend. Carolina sucks.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Good line.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Though Carolina suck.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Good line on McAfee's they won line of the Week
a week ago.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Great listen, good line. They might have a good line,
but they have Bryce Young at quarterback. He's short. That
dude is gonna be playing in the x FL in
about six weeks.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
He's gonna be playing in Madrid. And I'm not talking
about the NFL.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
That's what I'm talking about. Give me the Falcons minus
three and a half take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
And al Jazeer like runs more now than Robinson.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I watched the Germany game and I was like, who
is this guy? And what have you done with Baijan.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, that's a great point, But I'm telling you the
Falcons are gonna win this game. They're gonna blow them out.
Bryce Young throws for about seventy five yards a game.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
He is so bad, so bad, I would say all
quarterback passing is down. And also, let me say this,
in our fantasy league, if you do throw a game
and just quit and not play players or start guys,
you will be banned from the conventions in our fantasy league.
If you throw and intentionally lose a game, you will
be banned from conventions. You'll be banned from our Facebook group.
(47:02):
You will be banned from meshing us on x, you
will be banned from dming us on Instagram, and you
will be dishonorably discharged.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Wow, and I gotta I mean, I gotta dog fight
this week, A big against big time Tsunami, big time Tsunami,
doggy third place team against the second place team. I
gotta win. I need to win.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, we need Haley Wiggins or somebody to win, and
justin text me, he goes she's starting a person on
injured reserve. This can't happen.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well, I mean it was only like Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I'm over it. We're five and five, fourth best team
and in forty five and we're five and five. It
just makes no sense. We put up one hundred and
forty one week and lose. Sometimes it's just not in
the cards.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, I hope everybody has a great weekend. Convention tickets
sore loosers dot com. I mean, is Texas gonna win?
Text's gonna show.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Six point dog and Georgia is good and I don't
think they're that good. Georgia, Yeah, I think they're okay.
The Stockton kid is dang good. I mean he's a
Heisman candidate.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
No, he's not. He's not anywhere close to the Heisman.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
And guys, I've been looking at the numbers. There's none
of these quarterbacks are any good. I would say the
front runner at this point for Heisman is Pavia the
numbers that I've ran.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
And cannot be front runner for Heisman.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
He is a Heisman for in mine. I don't care
what Vegas says. Vegas has like ty Simpson and Simeon
Rice are saying ty Simpson is real good stop. I've
run the numbers. Pave is the favorite, and if he
wins out, he'll win the Heisman. But you got to
throw in the exotics. I think Jeremiah Smith still has
a chance because he has four games left with the
Big Ten Championship, And you got to also put Jeremiah Love.
All he needs is like one hundred and seventy five
(48:45):
yards a game, and he'll do the same thing mark
Ingram did when he won the Heisman. Tough thing is
he's playing at a centure whatever it's called, Pittsburgh. It's
a bad field, but they're scheduled to be like seventeen
point favorites. You got to think he's gonna run rough shot.
So two exotics and they're all thirty times your money.
So sprinkle just like the sprinkles. Sprinkle some money.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, I understand that. Sprinkle cookies, man, Sprinkle cookies.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
You want a cookie, I put in the kitchen for you.
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