May 9, 2025 • 49 mins
In this episode Lunchbox's Mom reveals her dating history with the new Pope since they both grew up on the SouthSide of Chicago. Ray talks about going golfing by himself and how he figured out the game of golf. The Crime Pod returns as Lunchbox had an altercation with four dudes playing in front of him at the golf course and all that went down when they wouldn't let him play through. Can anyone help the Padres out with their practices as the practice time has turned into an absolute disaster with this team?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yo, oh we going, hold on, not even hit the timer. Man,
You didn't tell me we were going all right? Don't
think it matters? Oh it does, because yeah, all right,
we're ready. Huh man, Happy Friday? Man? Whoa tell you?
I got a good, solid nap in yesterday. I should
be prying to go today. Whoa boy?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I played some golf, boy, but yep, when I even
did an Instagram YouTube live golf. Wow, but I did
it hot dog instead of Hamburger. Doesn't look that great
on YouTube, but we had.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
How long are you gonna learn hot dog and hamburger
the difference?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, I didn't have a camera team out there. I
was doing it by myself with a power aid bottle.
I think I did a pretty good job.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Wait, you didn't have Angelina, you didn't have Baser, you
didn't have Justin, you didn't have Oh no, my phone
didn't work. That's right, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They had a eleven forty eight time. So I went
and played typically me, Justin and Angelina and Baser. It
took us five hours to play thirteen holes, this time
by myself at my pace. It took me three hours
to play eighteen holes.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It was amazing. I was in and out.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was back home taking a nap by one that
math doesn't math, but you get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Man. Let me check my text
sort of like batter's box. I scrolled through my messages.
I see nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I thought about texting you, but it's such an ask
to say, come.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Drive to this place. We got an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's not that much of an ass man.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It was perfect, man. It was just the old timers.
It was me old timers.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hey, Sonny, why don't you play through? Oh? Hey, how
you going, little young fella there, why don't you play through?
I was cooking figured out the game.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I told Justin, I sit down now in my stance
like Bagwell back in the day when he used to
sit down. And then I just explode from the pelvis.
It was the best I've ever played. Didn't have and
what's even bigger. It's not when you got a midchip
and it goes over the green. I'm talking about flush contact.
I had flush contact on every shot. That's how much
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I figured out the.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Game of golf.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I refell in love with golf and my wife yesterday,
in no particular order.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's amazing that you played your best ever when no
one was there to witness it. I am so there there.
There is no way I can tell you if you're lying,
if you're telling the truth. I have no idea, because
here's the thing about social media. Social media lies. But
I guess if you were Instagram or YouTube live, you
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can't really lie on that because like people post clips
on Instagram on TikTok, and they could have filmed that
shot six times to make it look good. They finally
make a good putt. That's the one they're gonna post.
It's like a few weeks ago when I went golfing
and the group in front of me was a young
man probably thirteen years old, fourteen years old, and his
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mom was filming every shot, and when they got to
the green, they would film the putts over and over
and over, so it looks like he's an amazing golfer.
When he really sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, that thing over there, oh my gosh, it's even
more his.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He sucks terribly so and guys, sorry, but the audio
took a little bit of a second. This screen over
here is so far to the left. Now I now
need to dog over the other one, so I got
a double look over screens.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So I can't wait to hear about your golf because
I have a story from the golf course. Also, I
have a golf course story.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Let's start the show.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So we have golf course talk from me, a golf
course story from you, and much more.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And so much more. That's on the menu.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is in the bathroom.
He should be here later.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Good, good, good, All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We are the one, two, three sore losers.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Had Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I met a Broadway girl, took her to the North,
not kidnap style, it was marriage. And we have two
point two acres in the country. We have two point
two eggs at a Vanderbilt clinic justin. An electro physiologist
cyst checks on them every single day for us.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Over to you, man, So you went golfing on Thursday.
I went golfing on Wednesday. When I got on this
pod and I told you was raining outside. It was
just kind of misting and it kind of went away.
It was gray skies. I would say there was some
mud on the course, but you know what, I said,
I'm not scared of a little mud. I'm gonna play
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me some gladsay time. So I went out to the
golf course and I walked into that clubhouse and I said,
he said, can I help you? I said, yeah, man,
I'd like to play eighteen please. He goes, how many?
What is it your first time playing?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Sir? Can I play eighteen holes of golf on your course?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Your tone was funny? You sound house? Do you say?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You sounded like a kid first coming to America. Sir.
I'd love to sell you a paper.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And I said, he said just one. I said, yeah,
He goes, that'll be this charges me. He goes, You're
free to go. I said, I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Heard that before. When I was coming out of.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Jail and I go out, I had to go to
the bathroom and go pee and come out there's two
broski's driving up to the first tee. Bandy bros How
am I great? I'm gonna be paired up with the
Vandy bros. All right cool, and I pull up behind him.
They tee off and they're like, oh man, you just
go ahead cool. I'm like, sweet, man, I can play through.
(06:02):
He's like, yeah, yeah, you can just go for it. Man.
I'm like, all right, cool, whack and I just fly
I mean fly through the course?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What are they making you do? Ninety because of the
myst or can you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Drive to me? They didn't say any There was a
couple holes that had signs that said cart path only,
but besides that, free range. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You know how they have those signs everywhere ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So now when I'm in the clubhouse and they make
a point of saying this ninety degrees, I pull out
basically a protractor.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And I go like this, so ninety degrees this angle?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Like wait, wait is this good? Or is do I
have to go all the way to here?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Sometimes they get a little bit of a laugh out
of that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'm like, so it's this one right, not obtuse, we're
talking a cue, not uch yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Side angle side anyway. So then I get to number
eight and there's a group of three dudes in front
of me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
How are we playing?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So far. Oh, I'm gonna tell you what best get
the game of golf? Ever, here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's the best he's ever played.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
My driver was on mine too.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't slice anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
My driver was fair way, fair way, little to the left,
fair way, little the right fair way. I mean, unbelievable.
Do you have a gun?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Are you tracking it? Do you need me to come
with you with my gun? Because I can tell you
exactly how far you're hitting it.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I have a eighteen birdies app on my phone.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You need the gun? I have a three hundred dollars gun.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, well, I have a little shoot or two that
my father in law gave me that where you can
see the flag and how far you are out? Is
it titleist? I don't ever use it. I'm gonna bring
the gun. Can I just tell you I don't even
take it out of the bag because I have the
app on my phone and I'm like, I'm not so
dialed in where I need to know that it's exactly
one fifty two, Like to the pin. I just kind
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of look at the flag, I type, pull up eighteen
birdies and it says one forty five. That's how you need.
That's good enough. For me, I'm not that perfect. So
we're on eight. We're on eight and I pull up
to the tea box and there's three dudes still sitting
on the tee box, older dudes, and there's a four
some in front of them. I'm like, well, here we go.
We hit the slow up gridlock, gridlock. And here's my
(08:06):
problem is I'll hit the fairway. And what I need
to do better is after I hit the fairway, putting
it on the green, the next shot. Your greening regulation
is where you make up the strokes. Gi R. I
like to hit it right. I like to hit it left.
I like to hit it short. I don't. My irons
are what I struggle with, still getting them pah perfect.
(08:29):
So I lose a lot of strokes because I don't
hit the green where I could just putt and move on.
Then I got a chip, and if you don't chip
it perfect, you're two putting, and that's a bogie. If
you chip it real bad, it's three putt, not good.
So my score is still pretty good. So I get
to eight and I gotta wait on them. They go
and I hit a beautiful drive.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Amazing, how beautiful we played without each other being there.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Beautiful drive and I'm about one seventy nine out on
this long par four and I pull out the hybrid,
and I mean, I can smoke this thing about one
sev and I smoke it one eight but to the left,
and I'm in the mulch. And then I chip it
out of the mulch into the sand, out of the sand,
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onto the green, two putt double bogie. That's what I mean. Like,
I hit a perfect drive and I hit it pin high.
When I hit the wedge or not the wedge, the hybrid,
it's just to the left and it's in the mulch.
If it's straight, it's right next to the hole. That's
where I have to solve my game.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm gonna start hashtagging golf because we're a golf podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Now, no, we're not. So then Ray, we're a crime
So then I kill the man. Well, well, the back
nine crime almost happened. Glad you teased.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It, so way back to crime podcast ratings. And because
they're gonna be doing a podcast award section for the Grammys. Now, oh,
we could be up for it next year.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Damn, that's pretty cool. I didn't realize that we cement,
so I get to number nine, I still gotta wait
on the three guys. I'm like, this sucks. This sucks.
And they finish the hole, and I see them shake
each other's hands, and you know what that means. End
of round? End of round. When you are shaking hands
on the green, that means you are headed to the
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car and getting the heck out of there. Old timer's
got a nap to get. They got to get. They're
getting out of my way, and I'm like, heck yeah,
but to force them in front of them, they didn't.
They didn't end. I look and I see them teeing
off on ten. I'm like, that's okay. They're gonna let
me play through when I catch up. So I get
to number ten, they've already teed off and it's a
(10:39):
par five.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Does this story get interesting or is this just hole
by whole coverage of your golf game.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And these dudes are playing from the tips.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I just don't know if other people give a rip.
I care, ray let me finish.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's about to get interesting, thank you. And I'm like,
all right, they're playing the tips and they hit it
seventy five yards. Terrible, terrible second shot thirty yards terrible
third shot twenty yards. There's four of them. They're all
over the place, left right, No one's in the fairway.
(11:15):
I'm like, all right, that's cool, and they finally get
out of my range. I whack right right in the fairway.
Second shot, whoom way left par five. But I'm only
one hundred yards from the green on my third with
laying two, gotta go right through these trees onto the green.
But I'm just waiting for them, waiting for them, waiting
(11:38):
for them, and I'm to the left. I hit it
right on the fringe on the right side. Two putts
par Let's get out of there. Drive to number eleven.
They're still on the tea box and I pull up.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
See this is a typical time when they would say,
hey man, you can play through ding ding ding.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But my guys yesterday they didn't say play through new
cool thing to do. They just pulled to the side
and they're dicking around on their phones. And then I'm like, oh, thanks, guys,
and then I just go through. They don't want any communication,
but they're conceding that you're allow, you're faster, and you're
allowed to go through.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh well, my guys. They start running around think thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Guys. Usually you say you can play through.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We don't do that sentence now with gen Z got it,
I will play through now, I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm gonna play through now. It's not you don't say
it anymore. It's all just known. Oh and nod of
the head, a slip of the hand, a grease of
the palm.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Thanks. Yeah. So these guys start running around like little squirrels.
Why because they're gonna rush so I can't play through.
What school are they from? Not the school of hard knocks. No,
dude steps and they're playing the tips. Let me remind
you they're playing the tips. They think they are big hitters.
Dude steps up and the white shirt boom left right
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in the trees.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's an immediate place through, all right, man, you just
you know what swing you play through?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And then next guy boom fifty yards off the tee.
Next guy hits it way right. Next guy he goes
up to the white teas he knows he's not good enough.
The third the fourth guy plays on the whites, so
he runs up there, drops it and hits it. They
are scattered all over. No one's in the fairway. All right, fine, cool, cool.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But why are you not talking to them?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The guy that loves to talk, why don't you say, gentlemen,
do you mind if I play through?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I believe I'm a little better and faster.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No lunchbox, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I thought, Okay, maybe they didn't see me. Maybe they
didn't see me this whole Okay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
The guy that is mister outgoing and will talk to
anybody turns into a little see on the golf course
talk to them.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, Because I wasn't there to watch, I was didn't
talk to my guys either.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I was actually like it was I should have asked
him a hole before if I could play through. But
I was actually a little shy talking to him. I
encountered the same thing you did, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Here's the thing on the golf course. You assume that
they're going to look at you and say, hey, do
you want to play through?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But when they don't, that's the awkwardness.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I thought, maybe they were all going to tee off
and then they were gonna let me play through. They
were gonna let me tea off, and then they would
drive up to their ball when I did, and I
would go and keep going. That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Was gonna happen, right, that's customary.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But then they all run to their cart, jump in
and drive off. No, that's when you need to talk
to that. And I'm like, okay, that's cool, guys. Can
I have a minute your bonehead story of today. I'm
from the Big Show. So I sit there and I
watch them just diddle daddle around, take forever to get
to the green. They finally get to the green and
I whack down the fairway. So then I drive out
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to my ball. I'm one hundred and eighteen yards to
the flag, and I gotta wait and I gotta wait
and I gotta wait. They finish. I hit it and
I think I hit it right at the stick. I'm like,
that is how you play golf. I get up there
and I'm ten yards short of the green. My bad,
the perception of the loft. Need the gun, finish the
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hole and I pull up to the next tea box.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I'll bring the gun. I'm gonna bring the title list.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And they're still not teed off yet. It's a par
three over some water, and I said, hey, man, is
it cool if I played through the right?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, no, we play we play what And I'm like.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh you got shut down. This is getting so awkward, dude,
I have second handing cringe right now. Oh my gosh,
I have secondhand next day cringe.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And I said like, I'll play through, and they're like, no, no, no,
we we hit, we hit and and just so you
know who I'm who's in front of me, Hideki Matsiyama, Seawoo,
Kim yes Min Woe Lee and Kevin Nah.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Okay, group of four. Maybe their style of play no
playing through. We had a tea time. Respect the tea.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That's what that must be what it is because they're
playing the tips. Remember white shirt guy gets up, the
guy hitting the trees. Last hole, don't right in the water. Okay,
So he goes up and drops one. Don't in the
water again, Okay. Cool hits a third one from behind
the water.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
At any point, did you consider skipping the hole? What
you could do?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Ray, I have never skipped a hole.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm not going to pay for eighteen play seventeen right.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I looked at it and I said, man, if they
don't let me play through, it's worth skipping. I'm going
to skip a hole and pray our forefathers would not
love me skipping a hole not paying or next dude
over the green into the trees. Other dude to the right,
other guy in the sand track, I mean nowhere. So
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then they drive up and they take forever me.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I put it bah on the green while they're still
on it. No.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, when they're done, two put par pull up to
the next hole. Par five. Guy playing from the tips.
The tree is maybe fifteen yards from him, But you're
waiting behind him, isn't it auto? It has to be awkward.
He is playing the tips. The trees are fifteen yards,
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not even fifteen yards to his left. Boom hits one
in the tree. Boom hits two in the tree. Now
back to the drawing board. Boom hits three in the tree.
And that's it. I've had enough. You're skipping the hole.
I'm not skipping the hole. I just get out and.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Choose to skip the par five, the most beautiful hole.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I just get out of the cart, grab my driver.
I said, I'm gonna play through. Now. Yeah, see, you
should have done that three No, no, no. I tried
to get let them give me the acknowledgment. They didn't.
The next hole, I said, can I play through? And
they said no, no, no, we heed my existence on
this earth. We hit and I was like, so this
this hole, I say, no, I'm gonna play through.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'm doing the crime music because was there a fight
on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
And dude playing the white teams which I'm playing, goes
and tries to put his ball down like he's gonna
tee off as I like, I'm putting my tea. So
he comes and put his ball next to mine, like
lining up his shot.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Third hand, second day cringe right now, and I'm like,
I might know we're not doing this.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is his golf fight. I might golf fight. I'm like,
there's for you guys and one of me. I know
who's gonna win in this fight if there's a fight.
But there doesn't need to be a fight. There is
no reason not to let me through.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
If you're about to tell me that you guys came
in contact, physical contact with each.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Other where you maybe pushed him a little bit, I'm
gonna have the worst cringe of all time and I'm
never playing with you again.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Right, So he's lining up his ball and I said,
my shoulder touched his shoulder. I said, excuse me, I'm
playing through keeps getting cringe here, and he goes, it's
actually my turn to shoot.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh no, we're in a fever pitch of cringe right now.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
And I said, look, man, there's four of you guys,
there's one of me. I'm gonna be out of your
way so fast you're not even gonna know. I said,
this dude, no offense. He just hit three in the tree.
I don't need to wait behind that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Go fight, Go fight.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
And the guy's like, you're cutting and I'm like, he goes,
you're going out of turn. You're going out of turn,
and I said, yes, I understand that I'm behind you guys,
but I'm just gonna hit real quick and I'll get
out of your way. I won't even take a practice swing,
if that makes you feel better. He grabs the bond
and goes go and he stands like five feet from me.
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So then I'm feeling really awkward, like, oh my gosh,
you hit in the tree.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I'm like, ray duck hook incoming.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm like, oh gosh, this dude's standing right next to me.
They are I'm feeling all eight eyeballs on me, just
stare ring, no practice swing, whack right down the middle
beautiful and I go and I say thank you, guys,
and they go go just go.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But you told him a very valuable lesson that it
and then it fits them and you to let you
play through, because then they don't have a person breathing
down their necks.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Dude, you don't need to run and running. I mean
they were literally running to their balls trying to not
let me play through. And I was like, guys, it's
not that big a deal. Just let me play through.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
They should have been like Angelina and Justin. We let
five groups of people play through us and that's how
we played thirteen holes in five hours.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah. So then I went up, took my six iron
right down there, one hundred and twelve yards out, boom,
right on the green, two putt par I'm out of
their way, and they're still trying to get it over
the water off the tea box.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Dude, you could have got them though with a good
little zinger and been like, hey, so once I hit it,
I'm gonna go to my ball. I swear you guys
can go ahead and just hit because I know you're
not gonna hit me in the middle of the green.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
That's how you will even even step it up one
more step. Guys, I've actually fined with you, full on
taken swings.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
And that was my round of golf. There was nothing
else interesting. That's what I was going to It was
so smooth sailing until we had a three or four hole.
Oh my gosh, these guys want to fight me, and
I had to just force my way through and tell
them not, Hey, can I I said, I am playing through.
Who you want to go play golf with me or not? No? No,
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we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Can I just say this small story from my golf experience,
I would love to hear it. You guys can see
it at our YouTube sore losers. It is hot dog
instead of Hamburger. My apologies. If you're not into golf,
it's probably a boring video. And was it cocked to
the right a little bit? So sometimes you can't even
see me in the shot? Yes, but I do some
(21:47):
obviously some conversation as well. Maybe it's a good watch,
maybe it's not. We should do those with microphones and
it would be epic content.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Let me just say this, I learned that dudes at
golf and the relationship with do that's that's not it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's not even my story.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
My story's this people in their families now have like
talk kinky and and not kinky is fine now in
families like families talk dirty to each other.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Explain to me, like father and son, mother and daughter,
mother and son. I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I said, I'm not gonna go through a twenty minute
story with nothing of note. But in the parking lot,
did I go through a twenty minute story with nothing
of note? Is that what you were just referencing?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Because I thought that was something of note that I
had to force my way through four dudes.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Needed a video and needed you to shoulder the guy.
Then we would have been viral tang it in the
parking lot before the day even started.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm in the car. Guy two spots over, he's in
the car. We're both just twenty minutes early. Obviously we
wanted to secure our parking me you know me. He
wanted to do the same, well ahead of our Tea times.
Just dicking around. I'm I'm putting a ball in the
golf cart at Tea. So I'm just sitting there. He's
on the phone talking to his wife, and he goes
(23:08):
and he's loud. He goes, yeah, I'm out here playing. Yeah,
we're gonna play.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I got my orange balls.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And then she must have said, oh my gosh, stop
saying it like that. And he goes, you don't like
when I say that I've decided to play with my
orange big balls today.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We're talking eleven thirty in the morning, mind you give
or take a couple hours. And I'm thinking that's you know,
he's talking a little kinky to his wife. Maybe that's
the thing in American culture now, husband's wives, we just
talk kinky.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's cool. Well, then the wife must have said, your
daughter is within earshot. She's hearing everything you're saying.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Hey, you're on the speakerphone. You're in the car.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh, And he goes, did Mikayla hear me say that
I'm playing with my orange balls, which is his daughter.
And she must have said again, okay, I'm with your daughter.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Stop being like that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And so then he comes in, Hey, y'all think I'm
gonna have any trouble finding my orange balls today?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He's in love with his balls orange balls. He thinks
that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So then they talk and they oh, you're taking her
to school. Okay, great, she's in the car. Yeah, that's
all funny. They're all being kinky. But okay, you're gonna
take the daughter, all right, Yeah, I'm doing this. Jeremy's
about to pull up. We're gonna do this business, eighteen holes,
try and make a deal or something. And then as
he's saying goodbye, he goes, when I get home, y'all
gonna help me find my orange balls.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
The wife, the daughter, everybody.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Just talking about this guy's balls as a that's America
right there.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They ain't doing that in Paris. No, Americans, we think
we're funny, dude. We are a gross culture. We think
we are just like so great at these sexual innuendos.
I mean, yesterday I was at the pharmacy getting some
medicine for one of my children, baby box. Was it ivermectin.
I don't know what it was. That was the horse
(25:13):
tranquilizer during COVID thank you. No, it was not iverdectin
ray one of the Joe Rogan things. No, no, no, no,
it was something for her strep throat. And I'm sitting
there waiting because they make it, because I check in,
Oh it's not ready. Yet, but we'll make it right now.
So I'm sitting in the chair and this older gentleman
comes up and he starts talking to the lady. She's like, oh, yeah,
(25:37):
we got three prescriptions ready for you. She pulls them
out and.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
She starts scanning one that makes me go boke, And.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She starts ringing them up, and she goes, do you
have a reward's number with us? Like where you enter
your phone number? He goes, if there's one thing I've
learned in my life, if a beautiful woman ever asked
me for my phone number and I'd give it to him.
That was humor in the sixties. And she's like, did
(26:07):
she bang him? Right, that's the point of the story.
They hooked up. Here's my thinking. And she hears these
dumb lines all day long and she has to give
the sympathy laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But she wanted his reward's number, but he was saying
any number at all.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, Well, he's saying his reward's number is it's associated
with your phone. You just type in your phone number. There,
got it all?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
T I d at the gas pump.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yes, that's all you do, is you type in your
phone number. And he's like, how much. Are all those
gonna be anyway? And she goes nineteen dollars and twenty
six cents. He goes, whoa, I like the sound of that.
Now for real, I'm giving you my phone number because
I got extra money to take you out second hand.
Cringe again. I'm like, oh, and she goes. See here
(26:53):
he goes, I mean, with that, but that only cost
the nineteen dollars, we can go to a nice steak dinner.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I mean, did she have a shell for what? Ray?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It was actually very No, she wasn't even hot.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
That's American.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Do we just hit on anything? Hit on anything? And
this dude is just looking for some attention.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
A lot of lizards, trucks, oh boys.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I mean, Grandpa is just he's looking for something and
he doesn't care what it is. He wants some strange
anyway he can get it. Track her, guys, bast food lady,
I'll take her. And then he says. She goes, oh
yeah he and he goes yeah. Funny thing is when
I'm at the doctor's office, they always ask for my
pin number because you have to have a pin number.
(27:36):
He goes, and for some reason, my phone number always
slips out.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Did you give him a courtesy laugh. No.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I was just like what and he's like, He's like,
so that poor girl. She always hears my phone number,
but I guess she never writes it down.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I mean, he's really trying to go to poundtown.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Trying to pop herd. And I'm like okay, and then
he gets done, He's all right, thank you, and she
was like, thank you, have a good day. He goes
all right, I'll see at dinner.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Dude, everybody's just going with the sexual jokes now.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And she's like, ah, have a good day. Nothing about dinner,
and then he leaves. That was it.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Did you go in then with a joke?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
No, no, no, I didn't my big orange balls in
the jar prescription.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I didn't go in with the joke. A different lady
helped me, do you have my six inch prescription bottle?
I think that I think that that woman needed here
we go. I think she needed some time to recover
from that awkward encounter. So she kind of went to
the back and started mixing some medicine. She didn't help
customers for a couple of minutes. She was like, what
(28:50):
was going on? It was awkward, it was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
What if you were to hit her with Listen, I'm
not going to beat around the bush like him. You
want to have sex, dude, you'd been somebody's third in line.
They're like, are you kidding these Americans?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
There's another guy going first, the old guy, then this
this kind of old guy. I mean, what in the
world is going on around here? And then last night,
I'm getting ready for bed and I look at my
phone and I have a text from my mom that
says call me. No, not the dramatic text. See, okay,
we're at the age that we can't do those dramatic texts.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Mom just hit me in bezer with one last night.
Come to find out it was a scheduled appointment. The
text was sounded urgent.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
We thought it was a emergent emergent emergency text exactly when.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You say call me or hey, hurry up and call me.
That makes you feel like something is wrong. And I'm like,
oh my gosh, so I immediately hit call. There wasn't
your dad on her phone? He's always on her Facebook.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
That that is true.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
But my dad does have his own phone. Oh look
posted about saber metrics. Oh that's that's toolbox.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I mean every oh, look, what a great post from
Oh oh, I got it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Then, So I call her and I'm like, is everything okay?
She goes, Yeah, she goes, just so you know, I
might have banged the.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Pope Chicago Land Papal And.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Excuse me, she goes, I may or may not had
a one night stand with the pope. And I said,
what do you mean? She goes, I mean we grew
up eight miles from each other. She goes, who knows
high school party, we may have hooked up. And I said,
so you're the one that sent him to the you know,
to the priesthood.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
She goes, I'm just saying that we could have had relations.
You will I will never because she goes, I don't
remember some of those parties. So I'm just saying that
I may have slept with the pope. I'm like, that
is so dumb. She goes, will your brother believe me?
The box batter batter's boxes like, are you serious you
slept with the pope? And she goes, but we may Hey,
she goes, I could have been at a religious gathering
(31:21):
and he could have been there. What if everybody that's
box and my mom might have.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Slept with the pope.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
But she was like, she really did call me, And
I was like, this is why I love my parents.
This is the sense of humor I love. Is when
the pope is elected or whatever and she calls me
to let me know she may have had a one
night stand with the pope. That's funny. That is where
I get my sense of humor. She said in urgent text,
(31:47):
called me because she wanted to notify me that she
may have banged the highest guy in the Catholic church.
That's America.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Of all the countries, they could have picked the pope,
and they choose kinky America, where we're all going to
make a bunch of sexual jokes.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
From the south side of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Eight miles Capprini Green Ray.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Eight miles from where my mother, her sisters, and her
brother grew up. They're the exact same age, so they
probably ran in the same circles and your family's Catholic ding,
ding Ding. They could have been at some kind of
service together at some point.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
But the real question is had she ever heard of them?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
She doesn't know. Okay, she had not. She didn't recognize
the name. She went and got her notebook of all
the guys that she had slept with, and there were
some that were blank because she was like, don't know name.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Halfway down with a fifty to fifty mark and decent toolbox.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I just thought it was funny that the pope gets
elected and she comes up with I might have had
a one night stand with him.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That's pretty good. We're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back now. I need help, and you want to
know what. I need help with crime. I need help
with the San Diego padres. I don't know what I'm
doing wrong, but I need to make practice more fun
(33:29):
because we have some kids and I'd like to talk
to their parents and say, hey, guys, like, why don't
you do something about this behavior. We have a couple
of kids on the team that don't know how to act,
that don't know how to listen to their coaches, that
decide they don't want to do what we're doing, and
their parents just sit there and let them do it.
They are sitting there on the outside of the fence
(33:50):
watching and one kid, when am I going to bat?
I don't know. We're not batting yet. You know we're
working on ground balls. I want to bat. Well, we're
not batting yet because we're working on ground balls. Okay,
then I'm gonna take a nap, all right, And he
proceeds to lay down right there on the field. This
is what you're dealing with, puts his glove under his
(34:12):
head and lays down.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You're an unpaid babysitter.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
And I'm like, hey, man, like you want to get up.
You're gonna get hit by the ball because we started batting.
We're starting to hit now. Hey, yeah, Jimmy, I'm gonna
hit you with the ball. Jimmy, go hit, Jimmy, go hit.
All right, everybody getting their position, getting their position, this kid,
and I'm like, why are you laying down? He goes,
it's my bedtime? Said really, I said, you go to
bed at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
He goes, yep.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I said, so if I go over there and ask
your dad, you what if I ask your mom? Tammy?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hey, Tammy, I'm gonna go talk to her.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
If you go to bed at five o'clock and Tammy
wants to talk at five ten.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
All right, come here, Tammy, let me tickle.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
When's he go to bed? When we go to bed?
That's seriously, when's a good time to come over. If
he's already in bed at five o'clock, I be there
five point thirty, so I won't knock. I said, I'll
make a deal with you. Well, where's your husband at
I said, I'll go ask your dad.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh, he's no longer in the picture.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you go to bed at five o'clock and your
dad says you go to bed at five o'clock, I'll
let you hit now and you can go home. But
if I go over there and ask your dad, do
you go to bed at five o'clock and he tells
me no, that you don't get to hit all practice,
he goes, no, no, No, don't go ask my dad.
Don't go ask my dad. Sorry, why don't we get up?
He goes, no, I'm gonna take a nap.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Dad's over there with his iPads iPhone doing a bunch
of business stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Exactly. I haven't talked to my dad in weeks. My
whole thing is you see your son just laying there
in the dirt in the middle of the field, like,
come out and say something.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
More moms or dads at these practices fitty fifty, That's
what I'm talking about. Are the dad are people making
still working, some are.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Some have their computers out, that's why they're working. And
I'm like, guys, put it away for an hour. Watch
your kid practice baby on the phone. You got the
bluetooth in, got the computer. Yeah, always with the blue tooth.
I always got the bluetooth, Always got the bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Because I mean, what parents can be done at five?
We can different type jobs, but you're done at five.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, it's interesting. I'm not sure. I don't know, but
I I finally said, you know what, man, you go
ahead and just lay there. If you get hit by
the ball, I'm not gonna I don't care. And there
was a couple times he almost got smoked by the baseball.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
And what the Dad's chilling?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
That is just chilling.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
He's trying to close a deal, let's be right. And
I'm like, dad's trying to pay for that place in Aspen.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Let's be real. I don't have the time and I
don't have the bandwidth to sit there and yell at
him to stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up,
stand up.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I said, sell at thirty you are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
My kids laying on the ground almost got hit by
a baseball. Hold on a second, John, let me call
you back. I just can sell the stock you.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Then there's another kid. I'm like, hey man, you're gonna
play second base. No, I'm not gonna play second. I'm
gonna play pitcher. No, you're gonna play second.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Well, uh, pitcher second. The pitcher now actually plays towards second.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, no, I'm gonna play pitcher.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Oh the shift starts early.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Like no, no, I am the coach. You're gonna go
where I tell you to go. No, that's not where
I want to play. Okay. Then he proceeds to beat
Lebron James and he just sits there and throwing dirt
in the air, falls down in the air.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
That's actually funny. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
No, it's not funny. Hey baby, Lebron. Save it for
next season. And I understand baseball is hard because you
want to keep everyone engaged. So I need a better
practice regiment. I need something to keep them engaged. And
then this kid just starts throwing his glove up, throwing
his glove up, throwing his glove up. I'm like, hey man,
(37:47):
you need to pay attention. You're gonna get by the ball.
When am I gonna bat.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Oh my gosh, dude, this is what you're dealing with.
I'm like, this is a nightmare. You're in unpaid daycare
with no LLC.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
And I'm like, I don't know, you know what I mean. Like,
usually the kids that listen the most they get to
bat first, and you're not really listening or participating in practice,
you'll probably bat last.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
You need to get Tammy and Betty, couple of the
parents in on the infield, you know what I'm saying,
Get them involved.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
And his dad is there too.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Do the dad's not play ball.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I don't know what they do. And so finally he's like,
I don't even go tell my dad something. I'm like, great,
go tell your dad something. And he goes to tell
his dad something and he says, coming back up. We
have all the bats lined up along the backstop and
this kid knocks them all over. Funny. Not funny. I said,
pick them all up. Not the school of pop. I'm
trying to bring the heat. I said, pick them all up.
(38:40):
He goes, no, what do you mean, No, Like, I
am the coach, I am an adult. I told you
to pick him up, you said, And he says no,
and his dad is standing right there, and I.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Love all these parents are just sitting back like you're
loo Panella. Right, guys, I'm the winner, you, Joe Torri,
I am not don Zimmer. You look like a runner
that plays soccer and you're telling these kids how to
be the great bambino. The next Barry Bonds, the met, next.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Bike Trout, the next show. Hey, Otani, I am trying
everything I can.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
It tells you parents are still working. They're doing everything
they possibly can to still pay that mortgage.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
And I said, hey, pick them all up. He goes no,
And I said, you're not gonna come back out on
the field until you can pick them all up.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
What do you mean we're coming up short this month.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We've got to lay off five people. Finally, his dad
chimes in and goes, your coach said pick him up,
thanks dad, you wear the pants all the time? Or
does Betsy throw you around the bedroom? And he goes no,
I don't need to pick him up. I said, hey, Bud,
how would you like it if someone came over to
your house and just threw all your toys on the ground,
Because I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
He goes, I'd like it funny, might use your exact statement,
said the opposite of what you thought he was gonna
say exactly.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
And then I finally said, hey, just go sit in
the dugout, man, we don't need you get practice. You
can just go sit down in the dugout like you
don't need to practice, you don't do you just sit
on the bench, all right. So he goes in there,
and then his dad finally goes in there and talks
to him.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Two double blue tooth, got the iPad in the hand. Yeah, well,
what's up man, what's up kid? What's up sport? What's
up kid?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
I'm making some sales over here. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
But yeah, I said, sell, sell bitcoin, you dump, Yeah,
you get.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
So he goes over there and he talks to him,
and then I go in there. I said, hey, man,
we want you to practice with us. We want you
to be part of the padres. But when you're just
throwing your glove up and you're running around and knocking
people's hats off, and you're knocking people's all the bats over,
people are gonna get hurt because they're trying to make
sure you don't hit their hat off, or you're gonna
get hurt. We just want you to pay attention. And
(40:44):
he I was like, you want to come back out
and play? He goes, no, I just want to play golf.
And he had built a mound of dirt and he
had put a baseball on it.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
That's what I'm talking about. Golf is bigger with the kids.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I'm all right, man, whenever you're ready to come back,
you just let me know. And he eventually came back
there and he proceeded to just throw his glove in
the air. Throw his glove in the air. So I
just need to make practice more interesting because there I
understand baseball, there's you don't want them standing around. You
want to keep them engaged, but you also need, I guess,
maybe more parents involved. If you guys have fun drills
(41:17):
like we tried to play just a practice. They're throwing.
It's like dodgeball. It's you know, you had to step
and throw, step and throw, and it's like at the
end of the time, or whoever has even the most
balls on their side, that team loses. These two kids
instead of throwing it, they were just kicking it. Soccer play.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
It's a soccer country.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Now, guys, like we're trying to learn how to throw
because step and throw, step and throw. It's a fun
way to learn how to step and throw. And they're
kicking it and kicking it and kicking it, and I'm
just like, I don't even.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Know what to do, Like, what are they? They're not
GenZ the are they? Jen baby? What is the new one?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah? That one? I don't know. They're Nepo babies. I
guess what you're called, jen Neppo. But it was just
it's so frustrating. Tull me here, jen Nepo. So frustrating.
So if anybody has ideas on how to keep these
practices a little more interesting, help me out. And why
are these kids telling me no? Like where do they
think it's okay to say no? It's just the podres man.
(42:15):
I mean, we're really good. Here's the thing. We're really good,
but very frustrating. We'll take a break. Oh man, uh
what was I going to ask you about?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Bone show? iHeart baseball thing, softball thing.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Man, dude, I don't know, but we got an email.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, coachers love the pod. You
guys are killing it listening, listen and keep on hating
on the knicks. Two to oh baby, I'll hang up
and listen, f Boston, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
That season series in Vegas is still even money. So
even Thoughts are still gonna win the series, even though
the Knicks have the lead, it it just remember that,
be excited. But right now Vegas sees it as even.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean, the playoffs are absolutely drunk. The Pacers up
two oh, the freaking Knicks up two oh.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Well, the real question is Hunter Horder mobile I made
up one of those and Garland, is anybody playing? That's
a big question. And yes, Boston's gonna win the next game,
and then everything will level out, probably Monday. By the
time we do our next podcast, everything will be the
following day to two.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, so be all excited you want Marco Lebronx. Sorry,
we I don't know how that happened, but you knew
that the thunder we're gonna blow out the Nuggets. Absolutely
knew it. That was one hundred percent the easiest bet.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
When you come on the podcast and said I would
put the Nuggets to win it all.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
In the championship, they go Bowl raced by forty and
your mouth didn't even hit the podcast waves. Hold on,
hold on, I thought you said Nuggets. No, I said
I could see the Nuggets getting to the finals. I
said that. You said, it's only the thunder. The only
the thunder can make it. I said, or the Nuggets
they won Game one. You also came on this podcast
(44:14):
and said, after running the statistical season, yeah it was
Celtics by fifteen to twenty. That were up by fifteen.
Guess before your mouth could even hit the podcast, I
was almost I almost send you an email, said, hey,
edit that out, man. We said the Celtics were gonna
blow them out. Edit that out, but no, we live
behind it. Guess what next game Celtics blow them out.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Always be closing. I used to do sales, That's all
it was about. Boom art of the deal, the art
of the sale. They do everything they can possibly do.
All game they're balling out and then the final six minutes.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Always be closing.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
You gotta make some shots if you really want my
real breakdown, who's old dude?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Get them off the team?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Al Horford, Yeah, it's fine. That was cute and fun
and everything. Guys, get about here and Tatum and what's
the other one?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Jalen Brown?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah, Hey, do we not missoula coach? Do we not
know how to draw up a play at the end
of the game, a screen, maybe some sort of shot.
The last two games they have not gotten a shot off.
At least put a ball up towards the rim and
give it a one percent chance of going in. But
my breakdown, Prichard Kidd, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I love that dude. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
If he plays twenty two minutes twenty seven, put him
in all forty eight. If it goes overtime, I want
him in fifty two minutes. I don't care. That guy's
a sport plug. He gets some shooting other shots I love.
Otherwise they're just in these set three point shots that
they're not making.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
I got a question when the three pointers not working.
This is what I had my gripes about James Harden
when he was on the Rockets. They were in the
Western Conference Finals against the Warriors, and they missed like
fourteen straight threes. Like when when you miss that many
three pointers, is there never a thing in your hand
that says, you know what, I should just go get
a layup, maybe get fouled and and one maybe do
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something different. But I understand the Celtics have been playing
this way, but man, it just seems that at some
point you would think, you know, I'm Jalen Brown. I'm
gonna go downhill, I'm gonna go to the rack. I'm
gonna make the ref call a foul. Maybe Jalen Brown.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Is also slow. I get you on MVP of the
Finals or something or.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
This guy just plays slow at times. At times it's
smooth other times I'm like, man, that guy's slow. Horford's old.
Why's Pritchard done in the game? And Tatum, what would
you do?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Too?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Busy crying to the rim?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
He dunks it the play before and then he comes
down and gets bodied and boxed and doesn't even get
a shot off. That's that's your breakdown.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, all right, we'll have a good weekend. Man. I'm
gonna check my text. I still don't have any golf
text from you.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
But okay, I thought about it last second to go
do it.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I hadn't played since Angelina and Justin and I'm telling
you I was chipping, and I swear to god, I thought,
what if I just dropped my ass down a little
bit and then I have a better angle, better vantage
point at the ball, And as I'm chipping, I didn't
miss a chip. Took that to the course, had the
best time. My cousin was as receptive as you. I
saw him in the eighteenth and I go, man, I
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just played the best round in my life and he goes,
isn't that something hey man?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
So anyways, yeah, so I just got back from the dentist.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
He didn't care. Nobody cares about your golf. Gad care.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
But here was my thing.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I was so impressed with my golf game. I thought,
I need to start giving lessons to kids. You want
to know what it would be based off of what
the people giving lessons are teaching you to be the
next Tiger Woods. I I'm the lessons I've gotten. The
guy's trying to teach me how to be on the
corn ferry, bro, I'm just trying to play at the MUNI.
My lessons would be catered to people. Right now, I
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put my ass down and I swing like Jeff Bagwell.
There ain't no tour professional, no pro, no person given lessons.
It's gonna tell you to do that. What swing is
comfortable to you?
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Go with that?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
What was my other thing?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
And it doesn't matter how weird you look. Now I
do a more thing where my ass is out at times.
I'm a little bent over. It is a weird looking swing,
just like Charles Barkley. It's where the ball goes, it's
not how you look. And I figured out the game
yesterday and I want to start giving lessons Sisons Golf.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
And Sisons Golf School, Sisons Golf Guide. So I had
that idea out there. Have a good weekend. We're out.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Nothing going on sports wise this weekend.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Uh, basketball playoffs.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Well it's a it's a chill Friday and then some
golf turn out.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I don't know what it is, though I know what
it is. I need actually gets not playing, and I
know that I know.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
The Boston game Saturday afternoon, but it's like just slow
stuff up until that Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
You got the Padres, you're yeah, they play tomorrow, and
you got the stinky Pants soccer and baseball. Yeah, we
got the three year old soccer game tomorrow, stinky Pants.
They take the field at eight forty five am. Big
day for me, doubleheader coaching. Alright, man, I'm tired. Can't
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believe my mom called and said she banged the pope.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Oh I gotta bleep that one part.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, I got it rightten now, man, I got it
in my head all right,
Yo, oh we going, hold on, not even hit the timer. Man,
You didn't tell me we were going all right? Don't
think it matters? Oh it does, because yeah, all right,
we're ready. Huh man, Happy Friday? Man? Whoa tell you?
I got a good, solid nap in yesterday. I should
be prying to go today. Whoa boy?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I played some golf, boy, but yep, when I even
did an Instagram YouTube live golf. Wow, but I did
it hot dog instead of Hamburger. Doesn't look that great
on YouTube, but we had.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
How long are you gonna learn hot dog and hamburger
the difference?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, I didn't have a camera team out there. I
was doing it by myself with a power aid bottle.
I think I did a pretty good job.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Wait, you didn't have Angelina, you didn't have Baser, you
didn't have Justin, you didn't have Oh no, my phone
didn't work. That's right, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They had a eleven forty eight time. So I went
and played typically me, Justin and Angelina and Baser. It
took us five hours to play thirteen holes, this time
by myself at my pace. It took me three hours
to play eighteen holes.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It was amazing. I was in and out.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I was back home taking a nap by one that
math doesn't math, but you get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Man. Let me check my text
sort of like batter's box. I scrolled through my messages.
I see nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I thought about texting you, but it's such an ask
to say, come.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Drive to this place. We got an hour and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's not that much of an ass man.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It was perfect, man. It was just the old timers.
It was me old timers.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Hey, Sonny, why don't you play through? Oh? Hey, how
you going, little young fella there, why don't you play through?
I was cooking figured out the game.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I told Justin, I sit down now in my stance
like Bagwell back in the day when he used to
sit down. And then I just explode from the pelvis.
It was the best I've ever played. Didn't have and
what's even bigger. It's not when you got a midchip
and it goes over the green. I'm talking about flush contact.
I had flush contact on every shot. That's how much
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I figured out the.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Game of golf.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I refell in love with golf and my wife yesterday,
in no particular order.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's amazing that you played your best ever when no
one was there to witness it. I am so there there.
There is no way I can tell you if you're lying,
if you're telling the truth. I have no idea, because
here's the thing about social media. Social media lies. But
I guess if you were Instagram or YouTube live, you
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can't really lie on that because like people post clips
on Instagram on TikTok, and they could have filmed that
shot six times to make it look good. They finally
make a good putt. That's the one they're gonna post.
It's like a few weeks ago when I went golfing
and the group in front of me was a young
man probably thirteen years old, fourteen years old, and his
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mom was filming every shot, and when they got to
the green, they would film the putts over and over
and over, so it looks like he's an amazing golfer.
When he really sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, that thing over there, oh my gosh, it's even
more his.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He sucks terribly so and guys, sorry, but the audio
took a little bit of a second. This screen over
here is so far to the left. Now I now
need to dog over the other one, so I got
a double look over screens.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So I can't wait to hear about your golf because
I have a story from the golf course. Also, I
have a golf course story.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Let's start the show.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So we have golf course talk from me, a golf
course story from you, and much more.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And so much more. That's on the menu.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, we're gonna do it live. Arnold is in the bathroom.
He should be here later.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Good, good, good, All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We are the one, two, three sore losers.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Had Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I met a Broadway girl, took her to the North,
not kidnap style, it was marriage. And we have two
point two acres in the country. We have two point
two eggs at a Vanderbilt clinic justin. An electro physiologist
cyst checks on them every single day for us.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Over to you, man, So you went golfing on Thursday.
I went golfing on Wednesday. When I got on this
pod and I told you was raining outside. It was
just kind of misting and it kind of went away.
It was gray skies. I would say there was some
mud on the course, but you know what, I said,
I'm not scared of a little mud. I'm gonna play
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me some gladsay time. So I went out to the
golf course and I walked into that clubhouse and I said,
he said, can I help you? I said, yeah, man,
I'd like to play eighteen please. He goes, how many?
What is it your first time playing?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Sir? Can I play eighteen holes of golf on your course?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Your tone was funny? You sound house? Do you say?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You sounded like a kid first coming to America. Sir.
I'd love to sell you a paper.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
And I said, he said just one. I said, yeah,
He goes, that'll be this charges me. He goes, You're
free to go. I said, I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Heard that before. When I was coming out of.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Jail and I go out, I had to go to
the bathroom and go pee and come out there's two
broski's driving up to the first tee. Bandy bros How
am I great? I'm gonna be paired up with the
Vandy bros. All right cool, and I pull up behind him.
They tee off and they're like, oh man, you just
go ahead cool. I'm like, sweet, man, I can play through.
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He's like, yeah, yeah, you can just go for it. Man.
I'm like, all right, cool, whack and I just fly
I mean fly through the course?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What are they making you do? Ninety because of the
myst or can you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Drive to me? They didn't say any There was a
couple holes that had signs that said cart path only,
but besides that, free range. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You know how they have those signs everywhere ninety degrees.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So now when I'm in the clubhouse and they make
a point of saying this ninety degrees, I pull out
basically a protractor.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
And I go like this, so ninety degrees this angle?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Like wait, wait is this good? Or is do I
have to go all the way to here?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Sometimes they get a little bit of a laugh out
of that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'm like, so it's this one right, not obtuse, we're
talking a cue, not uch yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Side angle side anyway. So then I get to number
eight and there's a group of three dudes in front
of me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
How are we playing?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So far. Oh, I'm gonna tell you what best get
the game of golf? Ever, here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's the best he's ever played.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
My driver was on mine too.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I don't slice anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
My driver was fair way, fair way, little to the left,
fair way, little the right fair way. I mean, unbelievable.
Do you have a gun?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Are you tracking it? Do you need me to come
with you with my gun? Because I can tell you
exactly how far you're hitting it.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I have a eighteen birdies app on my phone.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You need the gun? I have a three hundred dollars gun.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, well, I have a little shoot or two that
my father in law gave me that where you can
see the flag and how far you are out? Is
it titleist? I don't ever use it. I'm gonna bring
the gun. Can I just tell you I don't even
take it out of the bag because I have the
app on my phone and I'm like, I'm not so
dialed in where I need to know that it's exactly
one fifty two, Like to the pin. I just kind
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of look at the flag, I type, pull up eighteen
birdies and it says one forty five. That's how you need.
That's good enough. For me, I'm not that perfect. So
we're on eight. We're on eight and I pull up
to the tea box and there's three dudes still sitting
on the tee box, older dudes, and there's a four
some in front of them. I'm like, well, here we go.
We hit the slow up gridlock, gridlock. And here's my
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problem is I'll hit the fairway. And what I need
to do better is after I hit the fairway, putting
it on the green, the next shot. Your greening regulation
is where you make up the strokes. Gi R. I
like to hit it right. I like to hit it left.
I like to hit it short. I don't. My irons
are what I struggle with, still getting them pah perfect.
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So I lose a lot of strokes because I don't
hit the green where I could just putt and move on.
Then I got a chip, and if you don't chip
it perfect, you're two putting, and that's a bogie. If
you chip it real bad, it's three putt, not good.
So my score is still pretty good. So I get
to eight and I gotta wait on them. They go
and I hit a beautiful drive.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Amazing, how beautiful we played without each other being there.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Beautiful drive and I'm about one seventy nine out on
this long par four and I pull out the hybrid,
and I mean, I can smoke this thing about one
sev and I smoke it one eight but to the left,
and I'm in the mulch. And then I chip it
out of the mulch into the sand, out of the sand,
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onto the green, two putt double bogie. That's what I mean. Like,
I hit a perfect drive and I hit it pin high.
When I hit the wedge or not the wedge, the hybrid,
it's just to the left and it's in the mulch.
If it's straight, it's right next to the hole. That's
where I have to solve my game.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm gonna start hashtagging golf because we're a golf podcast.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Now, no, we're not. So then Ray, we're a crime
So then I kill the man. Well, well, the back
nine crime almost happened. Glad you teased.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It, so way back to crime podcast ratings. And because
they're gonna be doing a podcast award section for the Grammys. Now, oh,
we could be up for it next year.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Damn, that's pretty cool. I didn't realize that we cement,
so I get to number nine, I still gotta wait
on the three guys. I'm like, this sucks. This sucks.
And they finish the hole, and I see them shake
each other's hands, and you know what that means. End
of round? End of round. When you are shaking hands
on the green, that means you are headed to the
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car and getting the heck out of there. Old timer's
got a nap to get. They got to get. They're
getting out of my way, and I'm like, heck yeah,
but to force them in front of them, they didn't.
They didn't end. I look and I see them teeing
off on ten. I'm like, that's okay. They're gonna let
me play through when I catch up. So I get
to number ten, they've already teed off and it's a
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par five.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Does this story get interesting or is this just hole
by whole coverage of your golf game.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And these dudes are playing from the tips.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I just don't know if other people give a rip.
I care, ray let me finish.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's about to get interesting, thank you. And I'm like,
all right, they're playing the tips and they hit it
seventy five yards. Terrible, terrible second shot thirty yards terrible
third shot twenty yards. There's four of them. They're all
over the place, left right, No one's in the fairway.
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I'm like, all right, that's cool, and they finally get
out of my range. I whack right right in the fairway.
Second shot, whoom way left par five. But I'm only
one hundred yards from the green on my third with
laying two, gotta go right through these trees onto the green.
But I'm just waiting for them, waiting for them, waiting
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for them, and I'm to the left. I hit it
right on the fringe on the right side. Two putts
par Let's get out of there. Drive to number eleven.
They're still on the tea box and I pull up.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
See this is a typical time when they would say,
hey man, you can play through ding ding ding.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But my guys yesterday they didn't say play through new
cool thing to do. They just pulled to the side
and they're dicking around on their phones. And then I'm like, oh, thanks, guys,
and then I just go through. They don't want any communication,
but they're conceding that you're allow, you're faster, and you're
allowed to go through.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh well, my guys. They start running around think thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Guys. Usually you say you can play through.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We don't do that sentence now with gen Z got it,
I will play through now, I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'm gonna play through now. It's not you don't say
it anymore. It's all just known. Oh and nod of
the head, a slip of the hand, a grease of
the palm.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Thanks. Yeah. So these guys start running around like little squirrels.
Why because they're gonna rush so I can't play through.
What school are they from? Not the school of hard knocks. No,
dude steps and they're playing the tips. Let me remind
you they're playing the tips. They think they are big hitters.
Dude steps up and the white shirt boom left right
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in the trees.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's an immediate place through, all right, man, you just
you know what swing you play through?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
And then next guy boom fifty yards off the tee.
Next guy hits it way right. Next guy he goes
up to the white teas he knows he's not good enough.
The third the fourth guy plays on the whites, so
he runs up there, drops it and hits it. They
are scattered all over. No one's in the fairway. All right, fine, cool, cool.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But why are you not talking to them?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The guy that loves to talk, why don't you say, gentlemen,
do you mind if I play through?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I believe I'm a little better and faster.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
No lunchbox, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I thought, Okay, maybe they didn't see me. Maybe they
didn't see me this whole Okay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
The guy that is mister outgoing and will talk to
anybody turns into a little see on the golf course
talk to them.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
No, Because I wasn't there to watch, I was didn't
talk to my guys either.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I was actually like it was I should have asked
him a hole before if I could play through. But
I was actually a little shy talking to him. I
encountered the same thing you did, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Here's the thing on the golf course. You assume that
they're going to look at you and say, hey, do
you want to play through?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
But when they don't, that's the awkwardness.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I thought, maybe they were all going to tee off
and then they were gonna let me play through. They
were gonna let me tea off, and then they would
drive up to their ball when I did, and I
would go and keep going. That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Was gonna happen, right, that's customary.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But then they all run to their cart, jump in
and drive off. No, that's when you need to talk
to that. And I'm like, okay, that's cool, guys. Can
I have a minute your bonehead story of today. I'm
from the Big Show. So I sit there and I
watch them just diddle daddle around, take forever to get
to the green. They finally get to the green and
I whack down the fairway. So then I drive out
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to my ball. I'm one hundred and eighteen yards to
the flag, and I gotta wait and I gotta wait
and I gotta wait. They finish. I hit it and
I think I hit it right at the stick. I'm like,
that is how you play golf. I get up there
and I'm ten yards short of the green. My bad,
the perception of the loft. Need the gun, finish the
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hole and I pull up to the next tea box.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I'll bring the gun. I'm gonna bring the title list.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And they're still not teed off yet. It's a par
three over some water, and I said, hey, man, is
it cool if I played through the right?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, no, we play we play what And I'm like.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh you got shut down. This is getting so awkward, dude,
I have second handing cringe right now. Oh my gosh,
I have secondhand next day cringe.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
And I said like, I'll play through, and they're like, no, no, no,
we we hit, we hit and and just so you
know who I'm who's in front of me, Hideki Matsiyama, Seawoo,
Kim yes Min Woe Lee and Kevin Nah.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Okay, group of four. Maybe their style of play no
playing through. We had a tea time. Respect the tea.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That's what that must be what it is because they're
playing the tips. Remember white shirt guy gets up, the
guy hitting the trees. Last hole, don't right in the water. Okay,
So he goes up and drops one. Don't in the
water again, Okay. Cool hits a third one from behind
the water.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
At any point, did you consider skipping the hole? What
you could do?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Ray, I have never skipped a hole.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm not going to pay for eighteen play seventeen right.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I looked at it and I said, man, if they
don't let me play through, it's worth skipping. I'm going
to skip a hole and pray our forefathers would not
love me skipping a hole not paying or next dude
over the green into the trees. Other dude to the right,
other guy in the sand track, I mean nowhere. So
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then they drive up and they take forever me.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I put it bah on the green while they're still
on it. No.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, when they're done, two put par pull up to
the next hole. Par five. Guy playing from the tips.
The tree is maybe fifteen yards from him, But you're
waiting behind him, isn't it auto? It has to be awkward.
He is playing the tips. The trees are fifteen yards,
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not even fifteen yards to his left. Boom hits one
in the tree. Boom hits two in the tree. Now
back to the drawing board. Boom hits three in the tree.
And that's it. I've had enough. You're skipping the hole.
I'm not skipping the hole. I just get out and.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Choose to skip the par five, the most beautiful hole.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I just get out of the cart, grab my driver.
I said, I'm gonna play through. Now. Yeah, see, you
should have done that three No, no, no. I tried
to get let them give me the acknowledgment. They didn't.
The next hole, I said, can I play through? And
they said no, no, no, we heed my existence on
this earth. We hit and I was like, so this
this hole, I say, no, I'm gonna play through.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I'm doing the crime music because was there a fight
on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
And dude playing the white teams which I'm playing, goes
and tries to put his ball down like he's gonna
tee off as I like, I'm putting my tea. So
he comes and put his ball next to mine, like
lining up his shot.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Third hand, second day cringe right now, and I'm like,
I might know we're not doing this.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is his golf fight. I might golf fight. I'm like,
there's for you guys and one of me. I know
who's gonna win in this fight if there's a fight.
But there doesn't need to be a fight. There is
no reason not to let me through.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
If you're about to tell me that you guys came
in contact, physical contact with each.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Other where you maybe pushed him a little bit, I'm
gonna have the worst cringe of all time and I'm
never playing with you again.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Right, So he's lining up his ball and I said,
my shoulder touched his shoulder. I said, excuse me, I'm
playing through keeps getting cringe here, and he goes, it's
actually my turn to shoot.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Oh no, we're in a fever pitch of cringe right now.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
And I said, look, man, there's four of you guys,
there's one of me. I'm gonna be out of your
way so fast you're not even gonna know. I said,
this dude, no offense. He just hit three in the tree.
I don't need to wait behind that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Go fight, Go fight.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
And the guy's like, you're cutting and I'm like, he goes,
you're going out of turn. You're going out of turn,
and I said, yes, I understand that I'm behind you guys,
but I'm just gonna hit real quick and I'll get
out of your way. I won't even take a practice swing,
if that makes you feel better. He grabs the bond
and goes go and he stands like five feet from me.
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So then I'm feeling really awkward, like, oh my gosh,
you hit in the tree.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
And I'm like, ray duck hook incoming.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm like, oh gosh, this dude's standing right next to me.
They are I'm feeling all eight eyeballs on me, just
stare ring, no practice swing, whack right down the middle
beautiful and I go and I say thank you, guys,
and they go go just go.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But you told him a very valuable lesson that it
and then it fits them and you to let you
play through, because then they don't have a person breathing
down their necks.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Dude, you don't need to run and running. I mean
they were literally running to their balls trying to not
let me play through. And I was like, guys, it's
not that big a deal. Just let me play through.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
They should have been like Angelina and Justin. We let
five groups of people play through us and that's how
we played thirteen holes in five hours.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah. So then I went up, took my six iron
right down there, one hundred and twelve yards out, boom,
right on the green, two putt par I'm out of
their way, and they're still trying to get it over
the water off the tea box.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Dude, you could have got them though with a good
little zinger and been like, hey, so once I hit it,
I'm gonna go to my ball. I swear you guys
can go ahead and just hit because I know you're
not gonna hit me in the middle of the green.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
That's how you will even even step it up one
more step. Guys, I've actually fined with you, full on
taken swings.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
And that was my round of golf. There was nothing
else interesting. That's what I was going to It was
so smooth sailing until we had a three or four hole.
Oh my gosh, these guys want to fight me, and
I had to just force my way through and tell
them not, Hey, can I I said, I am playing through.
Who you want to go play golf with me or not? No? No,
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we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Can I just say this small story from my golf experience,
I would love to hear it. You guys can see
it at our YouTube sore losers. It is hot dog
instead of Hamburger. My apologies. If you're not into golf,
it's probably a boring video. And was it cocked to
the right a little bit? So sometimes you can't even
see me in the shot? Yes, but I do some
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obviously some conversation as well. Maybe it's a good watch,
maybe it's not. We should do those with microphones and
it would be epic content.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Let me just say this, I learned that dudes at
golf and the relationship with do that's that's not it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's not even my story.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
My story's this people in their families now have like
talk kinky and and not kinky is fine now in
families like families talk dirty to each other.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Explain to me, like father and son, mother and daughter,
mother and son. I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I said, I'm not gonna go through a twenty minute
story with nothing of note. But in the parking lot,
did I go through a twenty minute story with nothing
of note? Is that what you were just referencing?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Because I thought that was something of note that I
had to force my way through four dudes.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Needed a video and needed you to shoulder the guy.
Then we would have been viral tang it in the
parking lot before the day even started.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm in the car. Guy two spots over, he's in
the car. We're both just twenty minutes early. Obviously we
wanted to secure our parking me you know me. He
wanted to do the same, well ahead of our Tea times.
Just dicking around. I'm I'm putting a ball in the
golf cart at Tea. So I'm just sitting there. He's
on the phone talking to his wife, and he goes
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and he's loud. He goes, yeah, I'm out here playing. Yeah,
we're gonna play.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I got my orange balls.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And then she must have said, oh my gosh, stop
saying it like that. And he goes, you don't like
when I say that I've decided to play with my
orange big balls today.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We're talking eleven thirty in the morning, mind you give
or take a couple hours. And I'm thinking that's you know,
he's talking a little kinky to his wife. Maybe that's
the thing in American culture now, husband's wives, we just
talk kinky.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's cool. Well, then the wife must have said, your
daughter is within earshot. She's hearing everything you're saying.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Hey, you're on the speakerphone. You're in the car.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh, And he goes, did Mikayla hear me say that
I'm playing with my orange balls, which is his daughter.
And she must have said again, okay, I'm with your daughter.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Stop being like that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
And so then he comes in, Hey, y'all think I'm
gonna have any trouble finding my orange balls today?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He's in love with his balls orange balls. He thinks
that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So then they talk and they oh, you're taking her
to school. Okay, great, she's in the car. Yeah, that's
all funny. They're all being kinky. But okay, you're gonna
take the daughter, all right, Yeah, I'm doing this. Jeremy's
about to pull up. We're gonna do this business, eighteen holes,
try and make a deal or something. And then as
he's saying goodbye, he goes, when I get home, y'all
gonna help me find my orange balls.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
The wife, the daughter, everybody.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Just talking about this guy's balls as a that's America
right there.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They ain't doing that in Paris. No, Americans, we think
we're funny, dude. We are a gross culture. We think
we are just like so great at these sexual innuendos.
I mean, yesterday I was at the pharmacy getting some
medicine for one of my children, baby box. Was it ivermectin.
I don't know what it was. That was the horse
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tranquilizer during COVID thank you. No, it was not iverdectin
ray one of the Joe Rogan things. No, no, no, no,
it was something for her strep throat. And I'm sitting
there waiting because they make it, because I check in,
Oh it's not ready. Yet, but we'll make it right now.
So I'm sitting in the chair and this older gentleman
comes up and he starts talking to the lady. She's like, oh, yeah,
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we got three prescriptions ready for you. She pulls them
out and.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
She starts scanning one that makes me go boke, And.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
She starts ringing them up, and she goes, do you
have a reward's number with us? Like where you enter
your phone number? He goes, if there's one thing I've
learned in my life, if a beautiful woman ever asked
me for my phone number and I'd give it to him.
That was humor in the sixties. And she's like, did
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she bang him? Right, that's the point of the story.
They hooked up. Here's my thinking. And she hears these
dumb lines all day long and she has to give
the sympathy laugh.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But she wanted his reward's number, but he was saying
any number at all.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, Well, he's saying his reward's number is it's associated
with your phone. You just type in your phone number. There,
got it all?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
T I d at the gas pump.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yes, that's all you do, is you type in your
phone number. And he's like, how much. Are all those
gonna be anyway? And she goes nineteen dollars and twenty
six cents. He goes, whoa, I like the sound of that.
Now for real, I'm giving you my phone number because
I got extra money to take you out second hand.
Cringe again. I'm like, oh, and she goes. See here
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he goes, I mean, with that, but that only cost
the nineteen dollars, we can go to a nice steak dinner.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I mean, did she have a shell for what? Ray?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It was actually very No, she wasn't even hot.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
That's American.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Do we just hit on anything? Hit on anything? And
this dude is just looking for some attention.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
A lot of lizards, trucks, oh boys.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I mean, Grandpa is just he's looking for something and
he doesn't care what it is. He wants some strange
anyway he can get it. Track her, guys, bast food lady,
I'll take her. And then he says. She goes, oh
yeah he and he goes yeah. Funny thing is when
I'm at the doctor's office, they always ask for my
pin number because you have to have a pin number.
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He goes, and for some reason, my phone number always
slips out.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Did you give him a courtesy laugh. No.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I was just like what and he's like, He's like,
so that poor girl. She always hears my phone number,
but I guess she never writes it down.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
I mean, he's really trying to go to poundtown.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Trying to pop herd. And I'm like okay, and then
he gets done, He's all right, thank you, and she
was like, thank you, have a good day. He goes
all right, I'll see at dinner.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Dude, everybody's just going with the sexual jokes now.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And she's like, ah, have a good day. Nothing about dinner,
and then he leaves. That was it.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Did you go in then with a joke?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
No, no, no, I didn't my big orange balls in
the jar prescription.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I didn't go in with the joke. A different lady
helped me, do you have my six inch prescription bottle?
I think that I think that that woman needed here
we go. I think she needed some time to recover
from that awkward encounter. So she kind of went to
the back and started mixing some medicine. She didn't help
customers for a couple of minutes. She was like, what
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was going on? It was awkward, it was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
What if you were to hit her with Listen, I'm
not going to beat around the bush like him. You
want to have sex, dude, you'd been somebody's third in line.
They're like, are you kidding these Americans?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
There's another guy going first, the old guy, then this
this kind of old guy. I mean, what in the
world is going on around here? And then last night,
I'm getting ready for bed and I look at my
phone and I have a text from my mom that
says call me. No, not the dramatic text. See, okay,
we're at the age that we can't do those dramatic texts.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Mom just hit me in bezer with one last night.
Come to find out it was a scheduled appointment. The
text was sounded urgent.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
We thought it was a emergent emergent emergency text exactly when.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
You say call me or hey, hurry up and call me.
That makes you feel like something is wrong. And I'm like,
oh my gosh, so I immediately hit call. There wasn't
your dad on her phone? He's always on her Facebook.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
That that is true.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
But my dad does have his own phone. Oh look
posted about saber metrics. Oh that's that's toolbox.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I mean every oh, look, what a great post from
Oh oh, I got it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Then, So I call her and I'm like, is everything okay?
She goes, Yeah, she goes, just so you know, I
might have banged the.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Pope Chicago Land Papal And.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Excuse me, she goes, I may or may not had
a one night stand with the pope. And I said,
what do you mean? She goes, I mean we grew
up eight miles from each other. She goes, who knows
high school party, we may have hooked up. And I said,
so you're the one that sent him to the you know,
to the priesthood.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
She goes, I'm just saying that we could have had relations.
You will I will never because she goes, I don't
remember some of those parties. So I'm just saying that
I may have slept with the pope. I'm like, that
is so dumb. She goes, will your brother believe me?
The box batter batter's boxes like, are you serious you
slept with the pope? And she goes, but we may Hey,
she goes, I could have been at a religious gathering
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and he could have been there. What if everybody that's
box and my mom might have.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Slept with the pope.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
But she was like, she really did call me, And
I was like, this is why I love my parents.
This is the sense of humor I love. Is when
the pope is elected or whatever and she calls me
to let me know she may have had a one
night stand with the pope. That's funny. That is where
I get my sense of humor. She said in urgent text,
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called me because she wanted to notify me that she
may have banged the highest guy in the Catholic church.
That's America.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Of all the countries, they could have picked the pope,
and they choose kinky America, where we're all going to
make a bunch of sexual jokes.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
From the south side of Chicago.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Eight miles Capprini Green Ray.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Eight miles from where my mother, her sisters, and her
brother grew up. They're the exact same age, so they
probably ran in the same circles and your family's Catholic ding,
ding Ding. They could have been at some kind of
service together at some point.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
But the real question is had she ever heard of them?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
She doesn't know. Okay, she had not. She didn't recognize
the name. She went and got her notebook of all
the guys that she had slept with, and there were
some that were blank because she was like, don't know name.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Halfway down with a fifty to fifty mark and decent toolbox.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I just thought it was funny that the pope gets
elected and she comes up with I might have had
a one night stand with him.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
That's pretty good. We're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back now. I need help, and you want to
know what. I need help with crime. I need help
with the San Diego padres. I don't know what I'm
doing wrong, but I need to make practice more fun
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because we have some kids and I'd like to talk
to their parents and say, hey, guys, like, why don't
you do something about this behavior. We have a couple
of kids on the team that don't know how to act,
that don't know how to listen to their coaches, that
decide they don't want to do what we're doing, and
their parents just sit there and let them do it.
They are sitting there on the outside of the fence
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watching and one kid, when am I going to bat?
I don't know. We're not batting yet. You know we're
working on ground balls. I want to bat. Well, we're
not batting yet because we're working on ground balls. Okay,
then I'm gonna take a nap, all right, And he
proceeds to lay down right there on the field. This
is what you're dealing with, puts his glove under his
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head and lays down.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You're an unpaid babysitter.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
And I'm like, hey, man, like you want to get up.
You're gonna get hit by the ball because we started batting.
We're starting to hit now. Hey, yeah, Jimmy, I'm gonna
hit you with the ball. Jimmy, go hit, Jimmy, go hit.
All right, everybody getting their position, getting their position, this kid,
and I'm like, why are you laying down? He goes,
it's my bedtime? Said really, I said, you go to
bed at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
He goes, yep.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I said, so if I go over there and ask
your dad, you what if I ask your mom? Tammy?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hey, Tammy, I'm gonna go talk to her.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
If you go to bed at five o'clock and Tammy
wants to talk at five ten.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
All right, come here, Tammy, let me tickle.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
When's he go to bed? When we go to bed?
That's seriously, when's a good time to come over. If
he's already in bed at five o'clock, I be there
five point thirty, so I won't knock. I said, I'll
make a deal with you. Well, where's your husband at
I said, I'll go ask your dad.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh, he's no longer in the picture.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you go to bed at five o'clock and your
dad says you go to bed at five o'clock, I'll
let you hit now and you can go home. But
if I go over there and ask your dad, do
you go to bed at five o'clock and he tells
me no, that you don't get to hit all practice,
he goes, no, no, No, don't go ask my dad.
Don't go ask my dad. Sorry, why don't we get up?
He goes, no, I'm gonna take a nap.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Dad's over there with his iPads iPhone doing a bunch
of business stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Exactly. I haven't talked to my dad in weeks. My
whole thing is you see your son just laying there
in the dirt in the middle of the field, like,
come out and say something.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
More moms or dads at these practices fitty fifty, That's
what I'm talking about. Are the dad are people making
still working, some are.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Some have their computers out, that's why they're working. And
I'm like, guys, put it away for an hour. Watch
your kid practice baby on the phone. You got the
bluetooth in, got the computer. Yeah, always with the blue tooth.
I always got the bluetooth, Always got the bluetooth.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Because I mean, what parents can be done at five?
We can different type jobs, but you're done at five.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, it's interesting. I'm not sure. I don't know, but
I I finally said, you know what, man, you go
ahead and just lay there. If you get hit by
the ball, I'm not gonna I don't care. And there
was a couple times he almost got smoked by the baseball.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
And what the Dad's chilling?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
That is just chilling.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
He's trying to close a deal, let's be right. And
I'm like, dad's trying to pay for that place in Aspen.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Let's be real. I don't have the time and I
don't have the bandwidth to sit there and yell at
him to stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up,
stand up.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
I said, sell at thirty you are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
My kids laying on the ground almost got hit by
a baseball. Hold on a second, John, let me call
you back. I just can sell the stock you.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Then there's another kid. I'm like, hey man, you're gonna
play second base. No, I'm not gonna play second. I'm
gonna play pitcher. No, you're gonna play second.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Well, uh, pitcher second. The pitcher now actually plays towards second.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, no, I'm gonna play pitcher.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Oh the shift starts early.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Like no, no, I am the coach. You're gonna go
where I tell you to go. No, that's not where
I want to play. Okay. Then he proceeds to beat
Lebron James and he just sits there and throwing dirt
in the air, falls down in the air.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
That's actually funny. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
No, it's not funny. Hey baby, Lebron. Save it for
next season. And I understand baseball is hard because you
want to keep everyone engaged. So I need a better
practice regiment. I need something to keep them engaged. And
then this kid just starts throwing his glove up, throwing
his glove up, throwing his glove up. I'm like, hey man,
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you need to pay attention. You're gonna get by the ball.
When am I gonna bat.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Oh my gosh, dude, this is what you're dealing with.
I'm like, this is a nightmare. You're in unpaid daycare
with no LLC.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
And I'm like, I don't know, you know what I mean. Like,
usually the kids that listen the most they get to
bat first, and you're not really listening or participating in practice,
you'll probably bat last.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
You need to get Tammy and Betty, couple of the
parents in on the infield, you know what I'm saying,
Get them involved.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
And his dad is there too.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Do the dad's not play ball.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I don't know what they do. And so finally he's like,
I don't even go tell my dad something. I'm like, great,
go tell your dad something. And he goes to tell
his dad something and he says, coming back up. We
have all the bats lined up along the backstop and
this kid knocks them all over. Funny. Not funny. I said,
pick them all up. Not the school of pop. I'm
trying to bring the heat. I said, pick them all up.
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He goes, no, what do you mean, No, Like, I
am the coach, I am an adult. I told you
to pick him up, you said, And he says no,
and his dad is standing right there, and I.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Love all these parents are just sitting back like you're
loo Panella. Right, guys, I'm the winner, you, Joe Torri,
I am not don Zimmer. You look like a runner
that plays soccer and you're telling these kids how to
be the great bambino. The next Barry Bonds, the met, next.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Bike Trout, the next show. Hey, Otani, I am trying
everything I can.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
It tells you parents are still working. They're doing everything
they possibly can to still pay that mortgage.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
And I said, hey, pick them all up. He goes no,
And I said, you're not gonna come back out on
the field until you can pick them all up.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
What do you mean we're coming up short this month.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We've got to lay off five people. Finally, his dad
chimes in and goes, your coach said pick him up,
thanks dad, you wear the pants all the time? Or
does Betsy throw you around the bedroom? And he goes no,
I don't need to pick him up. I said, hey, Bud,
how would you like it if someone came over to
your house and just threw all your toys on the ground,
Because I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
He goes, I'd like it funny, might use your exact statement,
said the opposite of what you thought he was gonna
say exactly.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
And then I finally said, hey, just go sit in
the dugout, man, we don't need you get practice. You
can just go sit down in the dugout like you
don't need to practice, you don't do you just sit
on the bench, all right. So he goes in there,
and then his dad finally goes in there and talks
to him.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Two double blue tooth, got the iPad in the hand. Yeah, well,
what's up man, what's up kid? What's up sport? What's
up kid?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
I'm making some sales over here. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
But yeah, I said, sell, sell bitcoin, you dump, Yeah,
you get.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
So he goes over there and he talks to him,
and then I go in there. I said, hey, man,
we want you to practice with us. We want you
to be part of the padres. But when you're just
throwing your glove up and you're running around and knocking
people's hats off, and you're knocking people's all the bats over,
people are gonna get hurt because they're trying to make
sure you don't hit their hat off, or you're gonna
get hurt. We just want you to pay attention. And
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he I was like, you want to come back out
and play? He goes, no, I just want to play golf.
And he had built a mound of dirt and he
had put a baseball on it.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
That's what I'm talking about. Golf is bigger with the kids.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I'm all right, man, whenever you're ready to come back,
you just let me know. And he eventually came back
there and he proceeded to just throw his glove in
the air. Throw his glove in the air. So I
just need to make practice more interesting because there I
understand baseball, there's you don't want them standing around. You
want to keep them engaged, but you also need, I guess,
maybe more parents involved. If you guys have fun drills
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like we tried to play just a practice. They're throwing.
It's like dodgeball. It's you know, you had to step
and throw, step and throw, and it's like at the
end of the time, or whoever has even the most
balls on their side, that team loses. These two kids
instead of throwing it, they were just kicking it. Soccer play.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
It's a soccer country.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Now, guys, like we're trying to learn how to throw
because step and throw, step and throw. It's a fun
way to learn how to step and throw. And they're
kicking it and kicking it and kicking it, and I'm
just like, I don't even.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Know what to do, Like, what are they? They're not
GenZ the are they? Jen baby? What is the new one?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah? That one? I don't know. They're Nepo babies. I
guess what you're called, jen Neppo. But it was just
it's so frustrating. Tull me here, jen Nepo. So frustrating.
So if anybody has ideas on how to keep these
practices a little more interesting, help me out. And why
are these kids telling me no? Like where do they
think it's okay to say no? It's just the podres man.
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I mean, we're really good. Here's the thing. We're really good,
but very frustrating. We'll take a break. Oh man, uh
what was I going to ask you about?
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Bone show? iHeart baseball thing, softball thing.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Man, dude, I don't know, but we got an email.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, coachers love the pod. You
guys are killing it listening, listen and keep on hating
on the knicks. Two to oh baby, I'll hang up
and listen, f Boston, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
That season series in Vegas is still even money. So
even Thoughts are still gonna win the series, even though
the Knicks have the lead, it it just remember that,
be excited. But right now Vegas sees it as even.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
I mean, the playoffs are absolutely drunk. The Pacers up
two oh, the freaking Knicks up two oh.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Well, the real question is Hunter Horder mobile I made
up one of those and Garland, is anybody playing? That's
a big question. And yes, Boston's gonna win the next game,
and then everything will level out, probably Monday. By the
time we do our next podcast, everything will be the
following day to two.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, so be all excited you want Marco Lebronx. Sorry,
we I don't know how that happened, but you knew
that the thunder we're gonna blow out the Nuggets. Absolutely
knew it. That was one hundred percent the easiest bet.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Ever.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
When you come on the podcast and said I would
put the Nuggets to win it all.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
In the championship, they go Bowl raced by forty and
your mouth didn't even hit the podcast waves. Hold on,
hold on, I thought you said Nuggets. No, I said
I could see the Nuggets getting to the finals. I
said that. You said, it's only the thunder. The only
the thunder can make it. I said, or the Nuggets
they won Game one. You also came on this podcast
(44:14):
and said, after running the statistical season, yeah it was
Celtics by fifteen to twenty. That were up by fifteen.
Guess before your mouth could even hit the podcast, I
was almost I almost send you an email, said, hey,
edit that out, man. We said the Celtics were gonna
blow them out. Edit that out, but no, we live
behind it. Guess what next game Celtics blow them out.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Always be closing. I used to do sales, That's all
it was about. Boom art of the deal, the art
of the sale. They do everything they can possibly do.
All game they're balling out and then the final six minutes.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Always be closing.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
You gotta make some shots if you really want my
real breakdown, who's old dude?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Get them off the team?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Al Horford, Yeah, it's fine. That was cute and fun
and everything. Guys, get about here and Tatum and what's
the other one?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Jalen Brown?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah, Hey, do we not missoula coach? Do we not
know how to draw up a play at the end
of the game, a screen, maybe some sort of shot.
The last two games they have not gotten a shot off.
At least put a ball up towards the rim and
give it a one percent chance of going in. But
my breakdown, Prichard Kidd, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I love that dude. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
If he plays twenty two minutes twenty seven, put him
in all forty eight. If it goes overtime, I want
him in fifty two minutes. I don't care. That guy's
a sport plug. He gets some shooting other shots I love.
Otherwise they're just in these set three point shots that
they're not making.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
I got a question when the three pointers not working.
This is what I had my gripes about James Harden
when he was on the Rockets. They were in the
Western Conference Finals against the Warriors, and they missed like
fourteen straight threes. Like when when you miss that many
three pointers, is there never a thing in your hand
that says, you know what, I should just go get
a layup, maybe get fouled and and one maybe do
(45:58):
something different. But I understand the Celtics have been playing
this way, but man, it just seems that at some
point you would think, you know, I'm Jalen Brown. I'm
gonna go downhill, I'm gonna go to the rack. I'm
gonna make the ref call a foul. Maybe Jalen Brown.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Is also slow. I get you on MVP of the
Finals or something or.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
This guy just plays slow at times. At times it's
smooth other times I'm like, man, that guy's slow. Horford's old.
Why's Pritchard done in the game? And Tatum, what would
you do?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Too?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Busy crying to the rim?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
He dunks it the play before and then he comes
down and gets bodied and boxed and doesn't even get
a shot off. That's that's your breakdown.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, all right, we'll have a good weekend. Man. I'm
gonna check my text. I still don't have any golf
text from you.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
But okay, I thought about it last second to go
do it.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I hadn't played since Angelina and Justin and I'm telling
you I was chipping, and I swear to god, I thought,
what if I just dropped my ass down a little
bit and then I have a better angle, better vantage
point at the ball, And as I'm chipping, I didn't
miss a chip. Took that to the course, had the
best time. My cousin was as receptive as you. I
saw him in the eighteenth and I go, man, I
(47:13):
just played the best round in my life and he goes,
isn't that something hey man?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
So anyways, yeah, so I just got back from the dentist.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
He didn't care. Nobody cares about your golf. Gad care.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
But here was my thing.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I was so impressed with my golf game. I thought,
I need to start giving lessons to kids. You want
to know what it would be based off of what
the people giving lessons are teaching you to be the
next Tiger Woods. I I'm the lessons I've gotten. The
guy's trying to teach me how to be on the
corn ferry, bro, I'm just trying to play at the MUNI.
My lessons would be catered to people. Right now, I
(47:47):
put my ass down and I swing like Jeff Bagwell.
There ain't no tour professional, no pro, no person given lessons.
It's gonna tell you to do that. What swing is
comfortable to you?
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Go with that?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
What was my other thing?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
And it doesn't matter how weird you look. Now I
do a more thing where my ass is out at times.
I'm a little bent over. It is a weird looking swing,
just like Charles Barkley. It's where the ball goes, it's
not how you look. And I figured out the game
yesterday and I want to start giving lessons Sisons Golf.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
And Sisons Golf School, Sisons Golf Guide. So I had
that idea out there. Have a good weekend. We're out.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Nothing going on sports wise this weekend.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Uh, basketball playoffs.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
Well it's a it's a chill Friday and then some
golf turn out.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I don't know what it is, though I know what
it is. I need actually gets not playing, and I
know that I know.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
The Boston game Saturday afternoon, but it's like just slow
stuff up until that Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
You got the Padres, you're yeah, they play tomorrow, and
you got the stinky Pants soccer and baseball. Yeah, we
got the three year old soccer game tomorrow, stinky Pants.
They take the field at eight forty five am. Big
day for me, doubleheader coaching. Alright, man, I'm tired. Can't
(49:13):
believe my mom called and said she banged the pope.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Oh I gotta bleep that one part.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, I got it rightten now, man, I got it
in my head all right,
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