Eddie is Quitting

Eddie is quitting because it's just so hard to get everything done. Eddie tried and tried but said it's just overwhelming and he isn't having fun anymore. Nick Saban is GOD! Why does anyone ever doubt Nick Saban and Alabama? All they do is figure it out and win. Georgia had a chance to slay the dragon but missed and now the playoffs are set with Alabama, Michigan, Georgia, and Cincinnati battling for the National Championship. Ray has an update about Las Vegas and we have an update on new merchandise! Eddie has a serious question about Patrick Mahomes and why he can't seem to throw a football anymore.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
M M good, all right, any kid, I'll do it live. Yeah,
that's why I turned it down. You can hear the
level adjustment to what up everybody. I am lunchbox. I

(00:27):
know the most about sports, so I'll give it the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I am pretty much
a sports genius and I'm Eddie and I know the
least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your
sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's and I don't
know the what's what's. It is Sitan from the north
alpha male west side of Nashville, with bazer Uh still

(00:51):
living there. We're trying to get this house downtown. Things
are delayed. Apparently there is a rush to the housing market.
It's tough to get a house, uh supply and demand.
You need money, economics, down payment, I need that cash
off or no no financing, cash flow. Coach that it's

(01:11):
not even any of that because we're not owning the house.
It's just there's somebody currently living in it and I
guess they didn't sign a specific lease, so yeah, we
may no Coach. They're very nice persons, guys over to you. Wow, okay, alright, alright, Nick,
Nick Saban, Nick Saban. Nick Saban is an absolute freaking god,

(01:36):
and I apologize. I I was totally wrong. I don't
I don't know why I ever would doubt Nick Saban.
There is something you should never do is doubt Nick Saban.
He is the greatest college football coach to ever walk
this planet, and all he figures out how to do
is win national titles. This Alabama team, it seems like

(01:58):
the worst Alabama team he's at. I love it. Do
you want to play the clip? And I feel like
they shouldn't be there. They struggle all season. Every game
is close. Oh, they lose the A and M in
a backup quarterback. They barely get by Auburn. They're not
gonna beat Georgia. And they looked like Georgia didn't even
belong on the same field. The speed difference. I felt

(02:18):
like Alabama's wide receivers so fast, We're so fast, and
it looked like Georgia was standing in cement on defense. Ala.
I mean, Nick Saban, I like you are a god,
and I apologize to you. I should like I should
get down and say my should get down to the ground,

(02:41):
go to confessionals your mouth, say my hail Mary's and
apologize to Nick Saban forever doubting him, because when you
doubt Nick Saban, you look like a fool. And I
look like an absolute fool because I thought I came
on here and said Georgia was gonna beat him by
two touchdowns, because every time I watched Georgia this year,
they looked dominant. And let's go with the clip. Go

(03:03):
to the tape lunchbox week ago. Listen, guys, it is
Friday tomorrow, Georgia and Alabama in Atlanta, Georgia for the
SEC Championship. And I'm gonna tell you right now, George's
gonna blow them out. Look, that's comical. Cut Go to
delete that, please show look bad. Did you bet on it? No?

(03:26):
I didn't bet on it. I posted the video and
and Georgia goes up ten nothing. I'm going man, I
told you guys. And then after that it was just
like was it ten nothing? It was ten nothing? And
I was like, see here we go about to turn
this game off. Take the dog for a walk? Uh
touchdown Alabama. Alabama took the dogs for a walk. And

(03:52):
that's the thing. When the beers are flowing sometimes it
was the exacts aren't right on. I could have swore
it wasn't ten en nothing. That's crazy. If it was
is holy crap. It was tending nothing. So Alabama they
do exactly what they do big games. They just show up.
They show up in big games. Now does that mean
they're gonna win the National title? I don't know, But
if I was a betting man, Alabama's gonna win the

(04:14):
National title. So did Notre Dame sneak in because Alabama won?
If Alabama would have lost, they would have been in
because Baylor one. Because Baylor won. So they beat Oklahoma State.
They did one part of the puzzle and the second
part of the puzzle was either Cincinnati or Alabama had
to lose. Alabama wins. Cincinnati wins. That means no room

(04:36):
for Notre Dames. No room at the end, Little Johnny,
who do we have in the playoffs? You have Alabama
number one, Michigan number two, Georgia number three, and Cincinnati
number four. So Alabama will smoke Cincinnati be in the
national title games. Georgia, I don't know. I have no
idea because now and then you watch, it's gonna be

(04:58):
a much closer game in the National I am questioning
everything I believe in Georgia. Coach, I'm pretty sure you
still got your thing. I am wondering, like, have I
just been tricked all season? Is Georgia really not that good?
Did they get exposed? Or it's just Alabama and Nick Saban,
the god that is Nick Saban? Are they just so

(05:20):
much smarter coaching wise that they exploited every single little
mismatch and so Georgia is really good, It's just Alabama's
a little bit better at coaching. I don't know. I mean,
you gotta think that. You know, coaching a season is
like just going to school, right, You're not gonna ace
every test, but you do want to end up at

(05:40):
the end of the year with an A plus, right, Right?
But just before that, the week before they played Auburn,
they looked like trash, They looked like garbage. Auburn wasn't
a threat, and they went over time with Auburn. That's
what I'm saying. It's not like it was, Oh, they
just blew up. They showed up, and they killed Auburn.
They went to overtime, they didn't score a point until

(06:01):
the fourth quarter. I guess here's the deal. Were there
variables that happened. I mean, but you're still seeing a
team that rotates receivers in and out rugs uh Davante, Smith,
bad example, Wattle, all these guys. They get him in Boom,
send him in the NFL, bringing the next shipment of
players that are fast as Lan the track star. The

(06:23):
best track stars in America must go to Alabama because
they are quick boys. I didn't they have got some speed,
but yes, that's what Alabama does. There's so much faster
than the other teams. And they may get roughed up
if Michigan wins, and then in the championship, maybe they
get roughed up a little bit. But Alabama just got
to fly boys. And I'll hang up and listen. All

(06:46):
I'm saying is you've got to think that Saban is
getting later in his career. He can't spend every single
week studying offenses and studying defenses and taking all this
time like he's done the entire career. He's towards the
end of it. So he looks at the sched touel
and says, and m I'm gonna go to Ruba, I'm
gonna go to the beach this week, like I'm just
gonna chill, like you guys a defense coordinator office corner.

(07:07):
You guys figure this out. I'm just gonna my head hurts.
I'm gonna chill. So but come, Georgia, this dude's been
studying for three weeks. But but also he had a
smile on his face. He was laughing. There was these
rat poison quotes out right, didn't you guys see him
something about poison rat something, guys, the poison sign coach.
I watched games. I don't what I learned is Saban

(07:28):
was maybe a little surprised by the outcome. He prepared
for that. But he also because he was happy, because
he actually for once is seems like he is enjoying
his life, shows that, uh, what they prepared for wasn't
an unexpected outcome. I think Nick Saban enjoys his life

(07:49):
only after a big game and a big win. Those
and he enjoys it for about five minutes. He smiles,
all right, and then it's onto the next one. And
now we have a month or three weeks whatever, and
old the next game. And let me tell you the
team that's going to get the improved the most out
of those four teams in the next three weeks is
Alabama because they have the best coach, the best coaching staff,

(08:11):
the best players. So these extra practices. Yes, George is
gonna get better, Cincinnati will probably get better, but the
one that's going to improve the most is Alabama. So
the number one team in the country is gonna get
better over the next few weeks, better than the other teams.
And I am just Nick Sabans and God he has
the Bill. Him and Bill Belichick, you can't ever doubt them.
But stupid. When did we think that Georgia quarterback was good?

(08:34):
Didn't he look like crap on Saturday? He did? I
mean he's been playing well though, coach all season. I
mean he didn't even look like he's gonna play in
the league. He's not gonna play in the league. He's little, right,
and he looks little. He looks he looks like a
little tiny guy, like he looks real skinny. I don't
know how tall he is or what, but he looks tiny.

(08:56):
He doesn't look good. Coach, he's been all Obama made
him look bad. Like he's been good all season. He's
been great. The defense just freet that did not let
him move. I mean he got sacked. I don't know
how many times. I mean, there's a way to find
that out. Well, I'm not well, I mean I'm looking
at the stats. But my question is, yes, he struggled,

(09:16):
he was getting sacked. He why didn't they bring in J. T. Daniels,
who's the study? Like he was supposed to be the starter.
He was like the best quarterback. He went to USC.
He he left high school early, I believe, went to USC,
got hurt, didn't get a starting job back, so he transferred.
He's supposed to be the stud. They start winning with
Stetson been it as he's hurt, Man, you start losing
man Stetson been it. It It looked like he ain't the guy.

(09:38):
So maybe Georgia comes out in the playoffs and J. D.
Daniel J T. Daniels is their guy. Sure, and they
don't have to tell us that they don't they don't,
or they can use both of them, or they can
still stick with Stetson. Minute because it's a good story
and it feels good. But man, Kirby smart, you had
a change, You had your shot. This is the lowest
that this the weakest Alabama I felt like has been

(09:59):
And you can it's got role. But here's the thing, I,
in my personal opinion, feel like Alabama still would have
been the final four even if they lost. Even at
two losses, their strength of schedules way better in Oklahoma
State they lost, that didn't happen in Notre Dame hard Pass.
So I'm just telling you Obama would have been anyways. So,
like I texted my friend Dodd, he's a massive Dogs fan,
I just said, you still got a shot at the

(10:20):
national championship. So, I mean, maybe Georgia just knew that
wasn't the game. Maybe they knew there's a bigger prize,
you know, So you don't think maybe Georgia was thinking, hey,
we don't have to win this game. All we had
to do is play. They knew they didn't have to win.
But the problem with that is if they beat Alabama,
you have a chance to eliminate the dragon, slay the dragon,

(10:41):
and you don't have to see them again. You lose
to them, you give that dragon life and you give
him a chance to heal burn fire breathing. I'm not
I'm not following your coach. So, so who's the dragon
Alabama and who's the slayer Georgia was supposed to be
and he has a sword, whatever he has, ever he needs,
and all he has to do is finish off that dragon.

(11:04):
And you don't have to see Alabama again because you
don't want to see Nick Saban again. And you gave
them life. And when you give Nick Saban life, what
does he do? Buries you? That does the dragon throw fire?
Alabama throws fire and they you gotta love Bama though
already in another national championship. I mean, the Cincinnati game
is an absolute joke. I mean, it's nice to see.

(11:25):
It's just like it's like playing their preseason schedule when
they play in New Mexico State. But it sucks because
there are teams that would give Bama better run. I mean,
definitely Ohio State because they got housed by Michigan. Next.
I just think it'd be I mean, then throw in
Notre Dame. Cincinnati beat Notre Dame next at Notre Dame. Coach,
I'm sure you can find that somewhere online. Anyways, maybe

(11:47):
they won't, maybe there's not a fourth team. Maybe it's
a three horse race. Right now, there's no money to
be put on the table because Alabama's even money George
is basically even money in Michigan seven to one. So
if you're gonna place a future bet, go with Michigan.
Hold about Cincinnati sixteen to one. Give me the money,
Just give it to me. I say, you put a
g on Michigan. They got a chance to get past

(12:09):
Georgia and then they go against Bama and they just
smash mouth football. I'll do that dollars on that crap.
But yes, I mean, I know on Michigan just randomly,
when when there's two teams clearly ahead, and now I

(12:30):
would say even money, you gotta go Obama because the
first game is not even I mean, it's a cake
walk against Cincinnati. Bama doesn't even really got to prepare
for that. When they will could be that week that
he just takes the week off, but Stable will do
some exes and os in practice. But then after that,
then I mean they got a rematch against the team
they just beat by twenty or a Michigan team that
probably offensive wise can't match Alabama. I'd say the money's

(12:52):
in Alabama. Guys. There's an easy cave. Did USC win?
Who won that game? What do you cal I don't
even think they played? Did they who in football? Yeah,
I have no idea. Why would I watch that game?
I don't know. I just figured you'd watch it because
Lincoln Riley's first game. No, he doesn't coach. He doesn't
coach yet, Oh he doesn't. They lost the cow Wait,

(13:13):
so who does Why doesn't he just go in there
and like start coaching. Well, the idiot, because I'm just thinking,
you hire someone, you start like, what are you doing? Coach?
It's maybe the dumbest thing you ever said. You just
know they don't immediately? Why not? Just in college? It's
not that way. I don't know why, because, like, exactly,

(13:34):
give me a reason. Like, if you work at McDonald's,
if you get hired at McDonald's on Monday, are you
gonna work on Friday? Yeah, damn right you are. He
gets back, he goes out and starts recruiting and putting
his staff together and deciding who he's going to keep
on the staff there. But he doesn't go and start coaching.
We go to the locker room or anything. No, he

(13:56):
has to meet the players. He's got to meet the players.
You have an interim coach that is there and has
been in place for however long. So you're gonna let
him continue. I don't think USC gets to go to
a bowl. I don't know their record four and eight,
that's what. Okay, So you just let that toilet bowl
coach for them. There really needs to be like a
two thousand flesh of toilet. They can have a u

(14:17):
USC versus Texas. Vandy would be in that toilet bowl. Yes, so, no,
he doesn't. It didn't go coach because they're not gonna
learn a new playbook in a week. They're not gonna
learn Texas on Mexico wedding weekend. Okay, I didn't know that,
but I yes, I so so. Notre Dame dude is

(14:42):
not going to coach the ball game. The new head
coach will because he was the defensive coordinator, Kelly. He's
at L s U. Man, they don't have a bowl game. No,
Notre Dame has a ball game with L s U. No,
I don't. Maybe they do. I'm sure they do. They
have a bowl Everyone has a bowl game. That's a
there's fifty two bowl games. I mean, U T s

(15:02):
A goes eleven and one. Guess what bull they got
none the Frisco Bowl in Dallas. I mean, come on,
give us some respect because that they're they're a small school.
There's no respect there the Frisco Bowl. But whatever, I
don't care. I'm just glad I looked like an idiot.
I I own it. Alabama, You're great, Nick Saban, You're
a god. I don't know why I should doubt you,

(15:23):
and everybody doubts you. Everybody doubts Bill Belichick. That's why
tonight I'm taking the Patriots plus three. Do it. Don't
doubt Bill Belichick. He's amazing. I'm actually doing the money line.
I don't need the three points. Somebody's confident. I don't
need the three points, Like, what's not gonna do nothing
but give me less money? Give me the freaking money line,
the path the Patriots will win this game? All right?

(15:46):
Hold that thought? Yo? Yo? What's up dude? Hello? Sound good? Hello? Hello, pimp?
It sounds great here. What's up, pimp? Can you hear me?
Pam Gosh, dang it, teezer, do you put your nuts

(16:09):
under you and talk to us? Boyd's nuts? So yo, yo,
yo yo, do you there? Boy? Yeah? You got me? Yeah?
Then speak up? If you're there, boy, I've been speaking.
Can you hear us on the wrong setting. Oh we're good.

(16:29):
Do you thank you? Man? Alright, all right, dude, later Eddie,
as you were saying, I mean, I don't need the points.
I don't need the points. Just give me freaking the
New England Patriots to straight up win. They're just give
me a lot of snow. Give me a lot of snow.
It's supposed to snow, windy, it's supposed to be bad weather, frozen.

(16:50):
That is exactly what we want. We want a three
to nothing ball game. Please, nothing exciting, no points score
fantasy absolutely talking fan to see. I mean we need
it to be low scoring. Dawson knocks you sit on
the sideline without you getting mad at me. I really
think I'm out of the Sword Loses league, like just
in general, I think I'm out. I can't coach. I

(17:10):
can't function with that website. I nothing against the website.
I truly cannot it. I mean coach. Look, I have
too hard. I'll tell you how hard it is. I
have two leagues on ESPN, and they tell me when
Josh Jacobs isn't playing. The other one doesn't say crap,
it does no, it doesn't. It's got a que on
it all week and then and you click on him,

(17:31):
and it'll tell you, coach, Ago. You click on it,
and then it takes you another website, coach, and the
website is down. And I mean, look, I have to
I'm getting tired of going to ESPN Fantasy to look
up healthy players because this website will not tell me.
He brings up a good point. I'm not siding with anybody.
I'll hang up with this. I'm not even trying to

(17:52):
make you mad. I'm just telling you I think I'm
out because I don't even tell I don't even want
to try. And picking up people from the waiver wire
is impossible, Coach. It can't even it wouldn't even tell
you projections correctly. I already had to sit out this season, dude, Lucky,
So now two of us are out, We've only got
one show member left, Lucky. You like series, You go

(18:14):
to whoeverywhere Darren Waller as an oh right by his name,
it says out. You go to the way of Antonio
Brown as suspended Derrick Henry I because he's on I R.
It says it on every team. You go to the
free agent list, coach, and it starts with a third
stringer I'm like, give me, how how many times have you?
How how long have you been using this website? Three years? Now?

(18:35):
Here's what's amazing, heady here, let me let me show
you a little thing. AD drop right and it starts
with on top. It's alphabetical order, right, so the best
you're telling me right now, it's alphabetical order. I want
to see. Okay, what do you want to see? I
want to see who is the who is the best
projected square person? What position? Any position? Any position? Okay
you week week projected points? Boom, and then it gives

(18:58):
you Tara honekey twenty points. He's the highest rated person
right there. Then it t what's you know, what's your
with the points? So twenty points that's when he's supposed
to get nineteen for Taysom Hill. There you go, it's
that easy. Eddie Hill got nineteen. No, no, that's what
it was projected he would get. It's really easy. You
go to w P o J Weekly projected Points, it's

(19:21):
right there, and it gives you the top person. He
went on this website years and you've never figured that out. Look,
if you want to play with the rest of the story,
los Nition, you can't all you're telling me For three years,
you didn't try clicking on anything else I did. I
clicked on all that stuff. Then how did you not
know it? Like, oh, you want the top running back?
You go down here to position, click on running back

(19:43):
and then boom, d J Dallas is the top one available.
J Dallas is the top running back available in my division.
Should have done a YouTube tutorial. It's not that hard.
It's really not that hard. I am not here to
hold your hand your We're grown up. I don't need
anyone to hold my hand. I ain't walking anymore. Your

(20:04):
hand well, obviously you do, because you couldn't even figure
out how to tell who the most projected points were
for this week and on a free agent lunch, tell
me this is that he gonna make the playoffs. No,
I haven't even picked up a player in five weeks.
I gave up. I get the Silers League, even though
it's a hundred dollars to enter, is the last league

(20:24):
I check on the lastly. Once I've checked my other two,
I'm like, oh, let me check the Silers one again,
and let me try to go into this app and
figure this crap out. And I go and I'm like,
I don't know. I'm done. That's whatever. These guys sound fine.
I don't even know these dudes are playing because it
doesn't say anything about him. That's literally does That's the thing.
That's what. What's sad is it does? I love your effort,

(20:46):
thank you and bat earth Box. You guys are instrumental.
Let me thank you. What if everybody? I don't know
what a Jacobs he played, So I don't know what
you're complaining about. He played, So yeah, he doesn't have
an oh because he was. He played, So what are
you mad about? I'm not mad that it doesn't tell
me that Josh Jacobs is not playing. Josh Jacobs played.

(21:07):
I am telling you right what what's today? December six, Monday,
December six, two thousand and twenty one. I will not
be participating in the Store Losers Fantasy League anymore. I
can't do it. I can't do Let's see. I'll ask
Bay if I can be back next year. I don't
understand what is so hard about me? It's hard, I
will agree with Eddie. You have to click the link

(21:28):
and it takes you then to another site. Is what's annoying?
What what takes you to another site. When you click
to see if they're what their stats are, you then
go to another link. It's not all contained right there.
If I remember, I'm going a year ago or two
years ago. In the pad, click on their name and
it pulls up their whole week by week stats. That's it.
It's just like in fantasy when you're you go to

(21:49):
your roster, you gotta click on them to see their
week to week stats. Eddie wants cartoon characters. He wants
it easy. I mean, Eddie, right, you want it easy?
Like I go to mine and it says everything that
you need to see. Who's playing in night? Tyler Bass
is playing cool? He's projected seven point points. Let me
click on Tyler Bass real quick. I'm not going to
another website. You're not either. Look it did the same thing,
and it tells me, oh, look what does it say

(22:10):
about Tyler Bass. I would have to find him. I
don't know what roster he's on, but we don't have
Tyler bast He's like, he's like, who cares about Bass?
You see Bath? You see how yours pulled a little
pop up up in scroll. That's the same thing on
this website. It pulls up. I don't know where's the
info on him? You have to click on articles and

(22:32):
it takes you to like, other, what info do you need? What? What?
How is he playing? But he had where's Matthew Berry's review?
Right here? He had what does Matthew Berry say about it?
So that's all you need is we need experts telling
me what to do coaching, and it doesn't. It takes

(22:54):
me at all these random, uh you know, high school websites. Coach,
I don't want to know where Josh Jacobs was born. Coach,
I want to know how he's practicing. What do you
what do you look like in practice? Okay? What did
Tyler Bass look like in practice? Let's see. You have
no idea that he dressed kick field goals not bad

(23:18):
on the year? Okay, great, But you see what I'm saying.
You just don't. It's it's it's annoying that you act
like this is so hard to figure out. It's like, like,
I'm not it's not convenient. I'll say that, what do
you mean? It's the same thing. You have to click
on things to learn, sort of like on ESPN dot com.
You have to click on things to find out information.

(23:39):
Does Watson have its projections on that? Who? B m
I Watson. I don't know who that is. That's funny,
I understood it, Eddie hilarious. They do those commercials, B
and my Watson. Also, guys, is we need to seriously
talk about Vegas and I'm not even talking about off Mike.
We need to talk about it on Mike. And until
then I will hang up and listen. Oh, yes, we
can talk about that, and we can talk about our shirts.

(24:01):
I think they're coming off the boat. Oh yeah, I think.
I mean, I don't know. I think the boats are
finally moving or so. I don't know if I can
do shirts because I gotta click on a link and
it takes me to another link. I don't think. I
don't think I can do it. You just I don't
think I can do it. Guys, No, you can just
call the girl no, but then she has to put
a link and then I just care of the link.

(24:21):
But it's easy for you. This is easy for you.
It is so simple. What are the shirts gonna say?
Are you mad because you're just I'm not mad because
you lost, and so you keep saying I'm mad. I'm
not coach. I haven't moved my roster in five weeks,
And whose fault is that? No? No, it's because I
don't know, and I don't care enough to do all
this other research and get out of there and go

(24:41):
back and look into and move things. I literally, to
see how a player has performed and is going to perform,
I have to go to other websites. You do, not
you just like on ESPN how you clicked on his
name and his stats popped up right right? You? What?
Who on your team? Do you want to know how
they're doing? We're spending too much. Just show me, show me,
just point No, I'm done, got a commercial, ray, let's go.

(25:03):
You want to see how Davonte Freeman's done? You click
on his name just like that, and the same damn
screen pops up. You're turning a pretty good podcast into trash.
Let's move on. What do you want to talk about?
I want to talk about my homes? Like is he
gonna get better? Is my home's gonna get better? The
dude can't, I mean what, he can't throw all of
a sudden And That's what I'm talking about. Why is this?

(25:24):
Why is it so rigged? Why aren't we actually like
my homes can't throw a football anymore. The dude can't
hit wide open receivers anymore. Then are ten yards away?
What is going on? The Chief's offense is broken, Coach,
They're wide open, Kelsey's wide open and the ball is
five yards away from him? How is that possible? All

(25:45):
of a sudden, mechanics, he's not, he's he He was
getting away with all these cool side arm oh dip
down and even the announcer said it last night, was like,
I don't think he needed to dip down there. He
should just throw the ball regular. Why did he try
to do the cool through that and he threw at
five yards? Why? Because he does? He get his mechanics
get out of whack and he tries to do the
cool throw instead of doing the normal throw. He was

(26:08):
living on magic for so long that he just thought
magic now is normal, and so now every throw we
try to do so hoop de lawdod do and it
doesn't work. Who would have ever thought the announcers, the
announcer said it perfectly last night. Who would have ever
thought I would be saying, Man, they're playing to their
defense and they really need to work on their offense

(26:28):
because their offense is brutally bad. Brutally bad. They can't
move the ball ready, No, I mean, coach, I'm just
telling you. It just looks weird when someone, an elite
quarterback like Patrick Mahomes can no longer throw the ball
anymore in the middle of the season. That's just weird
to me. It's weird when Dap did it in week

(26:50):
six whatever. I mean, you're throwing dimes for six games
straight and all of a sudden you can't throw the
football anymore. You're overthrowing the ball. It's also a thing
called confidence. If you lose your swagger, Mojo, coach, we're
seeing right now the ramifications of that. And that's Patty Mahomes.
He doesn't have the it factor that he's had for
so long. And I'll hang up and listen. I mean,

(27:13):
he had all the protection in the world yet all
the time and he just couldn't throw the ball. It's
very strange to see. That is why teams are playing
defense differently and saying, hey, make the Chiefs go ten, twelve, fourteen, fifteen,
play drives and see if they can do it, because
they don't think Patrick Mahomes can do it. And right now,
he's not doing it. He's not. I mean, he's getting

(27:34):
some field goals and he had one rushing, but he's
not throwing the ball very well. It looks awful. The
offense looks broken. It looks bad. Yeah, it does look
real bad. When you say broken, I think I don't
think that's a great word to use, because that sounds
like when in a relationship, when you say, sweetie, we're broke,
we're broken. That keep. It's always a thing in past relationships.

(27:56):
Whenever they say that, you know the relationships over because
you can't fix broken. So I fixed my car a
few times. You know, I fixed the window. The door breaks, Coach,
you fix it when the chick arm breaks, fix guys.
When a woman says you're broken, basically, it's time to
get the relationships damage beyond. When a woman says you're broken,

(28:18):
that means something different. Get a little blue pill. Now.
I want to know why people lie? Why do people lie? Oh?
Because Eddie and I are playing golf. I okay, you're
talking about the ball movers. No, no, we're not talking

(28:38):
about that. But there are not the foot watche No,
we're not doing that, like, oh I found it woods,
Hey do you guys do if it's muddy out, if
it's been raining, you do the picking place, just like
they do in pros. Thank you finish. So we are
pulling up to the seventeenth green and the group in
front of us is just pulling off. It's been slow

(28:59):
all day, been slow all day. You guys playing the
retirement home basic Basically, the guy looks at Eddie who
has his Cowboys Hawboys Cowboys. Oh yeah, and then he
goes yeah. He goes, man, thanks for that, thanks to
you guys want the money last night? And then he's like,
oh really, He's like, you're a Cowboys fan. He goes
na just bet on him, and he was like, I

(29:20):
was talking to my buddy and I said, oh yeah,
you want seven and a half. I'll give you seven
and a half. Give me the Cowboys and the guy
said no, give me ten. I said, fine, ten it is.
And I woke up this morning five dollars in my
venmo I won what game are we talking? Sat? It
was in the final was ten points, so he didn't win.

(29:41):
So he just made this up that he won five
hundred dollars because he pushed if you and here's the
stupid also what's with the floating line? He's got friends
that just move a line from seven to I guess.
I mean, I'm like, why wouldn't you just go online?
Go online and get a better line than you are
getting with your friend, And not only that, you're giving
your friend an extra three and a half points. Wasn't

(30:02):
the line seven? It was seven? Yet and he moved
it to ten because he was that confident. Look, this
is the scenario I played in my head. I felt
like he was at a bar, right, and they're like,
you're gonna watch a game to night. Hell, yeah, the
cowboy's gonna win. Now, bulls, the Cowboy's gonna win. I'll
give you seven minus seven odds the Saints will win.

(30:23):
And he got seven and he goes, okay, fine, five,
I'll give you ten. The Cowboys have to win by
ten points. Mother, cowboys, right, and then homeboy falls asleep,
wakes up in the morning, looks at the score. No, no,
he didn't wink at score. He looked at his spin
moll man. Man. The guy sent me my five hundred.

(30:45):
Well you didn't win five, coach, And I look at
lunchbox and I don't argue this, please. I did I
did the math in my head too. It doesn't make sense.
But what's even dumber is he just randomly gave his
friend three more points than exactly and then he's acts
like his friend paid him for a push, and I'm like, yo, dude,
you just made this up to sound like you're lying

(31:05):
to us. You're absolutely lying because you didn't win five
hundred dollars. Let me say this. You know that he's
lying because somebody that bet on the game always knows
the line and that's it. And he that guy didn't
know the line. He didn't know the game was exactly
ten points, and so he sounded like an idiotes and
since the game was ten points, it's a push. No
one wins the money. Didn't win any money, right, somebody

(31:27):
that's confused on the lines didn't bet the game, So
why the hell why you make that up? Though? And
he had to throw out the five dollars to make
him sound like he makes a lot. He made a
lot of money games. Yeah, I woke up five hundred
venomo and so then he has like, oh, five hundreds
nothing to me. I just went to bed and didn't
even watch the damn game. The dude just lied, but
why all he had to do was like, oh no,
I just you know, glad your cowboys sad he has

(31:50):
to make up some long ass story about winning five
hundred dollars on a ten point spread when the game
doesn't make sense. What I will tell you is, I
don't know if this is the effect, but now that
it's legal here in Tennessee, I mean, it's all people
are talking about. We're at the bar on Saturday, dude,
it was lines left and right being talked about. Basically,
are you betting again? I'm like no, I'm going to
the bathroom with him. It's now we all right. Let

(32:14):
it's now legal to bet in Tennessee. So I mean,
I got chicks at the table talking about betting. Everybody's
talking about betting line. It's just popular to talk about now.
And maybe that's what that guy did. He just fell
in line. It must be cool, says something cool about
a betting line, even though he didn't bet, Even though
he didn't bet, and he hit it right on the
push line. He gave up three extra points. I'm so dumb. Hey,

(32:37):
I'm so dumb. I actually gave the guy three more points. Cool,
So it was a push idiot, Well I got five light?
Did I put it? I didn't know. You don't even
know the terms. Get out of here, you jackass. I mean,
he was there with two of his buddies and he's
saying this loud in front of his buddies and then
obviously to us. So I'm assuming he was just kind
of showing off. But his buddies, if there anything know

(32:58):
anything about sports or like, well you didn't. His buddies
seemed like the kind that just let him talk the
whole time, didn't they Like, they didn't say very much.
Sounds familiar, coach it almost you know what? That group
reminded me of us actually, and yeah, like we're just
sitting and watch you talk. What do you mean? The

(33:21):
line was ten, okay, here we go. I basically when
you talk about the Green team, that's kind of what
it's like for that group. Like I went to say something,
Eddie put his hand on my chest. Ghost. Dude's sorry,
because I was gonna be like, he's gonna be like,
well then you pushed. I'm like, dude, it's not worth
the conversation. It's like, look, just let him believe that
he wont let him some rookies, dude, don't know exactly

(33:43):
what a pushes. They think they wont if it. But
maybe the lie was that it never moved to the
tent minus ten and it was minus seven, and he
didn't win the bet, and he just didn't know how
to talk about. Maybe the lie was that. I think
the lie was the whole scenario about the and he
just wanted to sound like he he throws money around
and he gambles on sports, and he usually let his

(34:05):
friends don't call him on that. So you had to
tell him, hey, man, we're not idiots. So then he
walked away and he's like, man, those guys are idiots.
They think tens of So I feel like an idiot.
And hey, guys, I know I did say before that
bad the game. I said it was going to be close.
They said it wasn't ben a blowout, so you would
have won the bet. I didn't lock anything up, but
I did say that I was on the correct side
of it, and I saved many and many of random

(34:26):
people at the bar money. I didn't even know these people.
We just met him at the table and they were
showing me five hundred dollar balance there about the live
bet Georgia and okay, here we go, Here we go?
Was the guy was the guy wearing a blue hat
and khaki shorts. I mean, come on, I can't tell
you how many people I talked off that and I go, no, no,
I'm I'm drinking at a bar right now, and I
don't bet anybody, but I'm just telling you, do not

(34:47):
live bet Georgia. So I also helped a lot of
people out on the street for you, Yes, coach, absolutely
did you did you hit your over for Oh no, no,
that was so I said. I locked up Oklahoma State
over seven. It was perfect at halftime, it was that
was a halftime. It was one to six. Well guess what,

(35:08):
all of a sudden, the Berlin Wall I don't know,
that great Wall of China got put on the one
yard line and it was incredible could get into the
end zone? I mean always stay had seven plays from
the one yard line they never got in. I mean
it was so freaking bananas. Like I was watching that
is that the one where the guy ran to the
side and he was literally just what are you going?

(35:32):
And he jumped at the wrong time. I felt so
bad for him because you know, he was like like
stretching every muscle in his body to reach there, and
it just wasn't coach to win the game. For implications
of being in the National Championship. Are you gonna go
through a guy? Are you gonna run to the sideline
and do a jump two yards out your shoulder and
trying to bring the boom? Are you gonna go for

(35:52):
the dime? And I was gonna outrun him. And I
know he's never gonna play football again, but it sucks
to know that that safety or corner back whatever is,
was way faster than you. Like, you're a college running back.
Your speed should be impeccable, and he just didn't have
the speed that run that back. I mean, it was
you're watching it right right. I did too well. I was.

(36:14):
I mean, I'm sitting there and they get to the
one yard line and I'm like, okay, Baylor, you gotta
let him score. So you have time on the clock.
You've got to let them score. So you get the
ball back and you can go down and they stop
him first down, stop him second down, third down, they
do the play action pass and throw it to an
offensive lineman or whatever. The big guy in the back said,
Oh he misses it and then it's down to fourth down.

(36:35):
I'm like, Oh, this is what I came for. This
is what it's all about. There No, but I was
watching and I'm watching it, and I'm like, oh, here
we go, here we go, always going outside about south side.
He's got he's got no, no no, he goes back, he
dies no, No Taylor. It was awesome. And I also

(36:59):
got to say, not being the betting guy anymore, I
didn't do all my research. I had no idea Baylor's
going with a backup quarterback. Now, they didn't even have
their starter in and he and it was almost doubtful
for him for a little bit, like he got hurt
somewhere in the middle. But hey, I'm gonna tell you what.
Baylor football. They know how to hire coaches. I mean,
they had Matt Rule, they got this guy. I mean,

(37:19):
they had a good job of getting football coaches. And
here's the crazy play. Their basketball team is not too
shabby either. Do they have the best athletic department in
the nation. They have the national championship men's basketball team,
their women's team is one of the top five teams,
and then their football team is a big twelve champion.
I wonder if they're those are the sports you're going with?
What else he gonna go with? Swimming and diving, track, baseball,

(37:42):
they're pretty good, I think. I don't think they have
hockey coach, honestly, I mean, baseball is so down there
like that what Lunchbox mentioned are those are the main sport?
Those are the main sports. Even women's basketball is over baseball. Yes,
but that and that's what I mean. Is they how
in Waco, Texas They've built this little giant of ale.

(38:03):
They've been around for a long time. I understand that.
But who wants to go to Waco to go to college?
You want to go to Paynesville, you want to Goville?
You mean college players? I mean, but coach, I mean,
I'm sure there are seventy Texan Maybe I have no idea,
but I'm just impressed with what from Florida. And here's
the craziest part. Baylor now has three Big twelve titles

(38:26):
in football, the same number as the University of Texas.
How embarrassing. If you're the University of Texas, little old
Baylor has as many Big twelve titles as you. That's
that's bad. Yeah, you're right, Waco sucks you roll. I've
never even stopped in there. I don't even do. Sometimes
when I drive through a cool city, I do it

(38:48):
left and right. When I drive through Waco, I mean,
it's just straight through. It's like, all right, can this
traffic go? I'm trying to get to Dallas. They're on
the up and up. Boys, Magnolia is there, and the
only thing that has made Waco cool is hip and
Joanna and RG three, R G three, RG three for sure,
RG three. I mean, coach, they're on the up and up.
Let's not count Wakeo out. Okay, if you had to

(39:09):
get picked between Gainesville and Gainesville. But if you're going
to Austin or College Station or Wakefield, I think your
options are you gonna go to Tallahassan or you're gonna
play for TCU, s m U or Baylor. Want to
go to Baylor, TCUs, Dallas. I mean, I don't know

(39:31):
anything about for words, so I can't really say, because
I mean, i'd say, like, out of my senior class,
ten of them went to Baylor. I know ten people
that went to Bailor. But I thought what I got
from Baylor people kind of snobby O. The people that
I knew they went to Baylor. Kind of snobby, Yeah,
kind of snobby, kind of like real Holly, better than now.
But I mean, I don't know very many people that

(39:53):
went to Baylor. But yes, I met this one chick
one time and she's like, yeah, before your ma was married,
and she this is dead true story, and she says
she in Baylor. She goes, there's nothing to do. We
drink almost every night of the week. And I go, well,
like that, what like, you guys don't have any fun things?
And she goes, no, Waco is the worst city there is.
She's like, we honestly, it just breeds a lot of alcoholics. Okay,

(40:14):
so what did you do in Austin? What do you drink?
The lake? You can go to the you're still drinking though, No,
but there's other stuff active, dude, you can walk around
you doenberg lake. You're freaking rollerblading, skateboarding. I don't think
anybody's rollerblading unless you're in the eighties. But I mean
that's Venice Beach, that's the boardwalk, biking with Lance Armstrong.

(40:39):
You're doing stuff like that. You're one of the mall
dropping down to Texas State Pool party dude. I mean
it's happening, dude, It's like completely different. You don't have
to drink there. Hang up and listen, guys, are we
talking about Vegas? And I was about to say about drinking.
We're gonna be drinking in Vegas. Yeah, here's what. I
don't know if this has been approved, but I need
to say this. I just feel people are understanding the

(41:01):
connection with the hotel and purchasing the package. I feel
a lot of people have booked hotels. I have dozens
of friends in the book flights and hotels. But I'm
telling you you have to also pay for the package.
It doesn't otherwise you're not involved at all in the
whole weekend. Basically, you're going to Vegas to hang out
by yourself. You have to purchase the package. And I'll

(41:22):
hang up and listen. Yeah, you have to get the
package so you can get into the happy We're not
gonna call it happier. We're gonna say welcome party party
because we're gonna have it later at night. That way,
people don't have to stress about their flight not getting
in early enough. Well, you know, people are like, oh,
I don't want to miss the happy hours. It like
four to six, five to seven, So we're looking, we're
we're trying to set it up from like eight to
ten or nine to eleven pm. Wow, that way, well,

(41:45):
Vegas is a late night place, so that way you
have plenty of time to get there for that Friday
night and just go to event bright dot com and
search sore Losers. It's very easy. It is a hundred dollars,
but I'm telling you it is well worth it. It's Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
all activities. But you can't do any of that if

(42:07):
you don't buy the package, you're just gonna be in
a hotel room, basically quarantined, chilling by yourself. We won't
gonna be allowed to play blackjack, you're not gonna be
to play the slots or anything. If you don't get
the package. We're not allowed to talk to you, and
you're not gonna get anything for free. You're not gonna
be talking to any of the store Losers Nation. You're
actually quarantined off in your own thing. You've got to

(42:27):
be involved. You've got to get the package. I don't
know how to stress it enough. If you don't have
the package and I'm sitting at the big wheel with
the dollars on it, and there's an empty seat. I'm
gonna say, you can't see here seats. I mean the
reason it's like, oh, you guys are doing the package
for money. No, we did that because we rented out
a sports book. We don't we have the entire sports book.
We have a balcony. We have a balcony in the
theater reserve for us. We have uh ballrooms or whatever

(42:50):
you I don't know if they're called ballrooms, but we're
gonna have a ball No. But that's where they're like
the welcome party because it's a private room and they're
gonna have you know, things in there like drinks, appetimers.
I working on that Saturday now, so we're gonna have
we have to rent these places out, so we I
mean Eddie Ray and myself can't afford to pay for
that on our own. So that's why you guys are

(43:12):
helping us split that cost. And that's what it is
going towards, and we're working on other things. It's just
we can't promise you anything right now because it's still
a work in progress. But it's not it's gonna be firefest. No,
it's not gonna be fine. It's not gonna be Firefest.
Two point out, it's not. You just said it was
going to be. I guarantee you it's gonna be Firefest.
The marketing, guys, has been phenomenal. For the marketing was incredible.

(43:38):
I think ours is the opposite of Firefest. The marketings sucked,
but the actual part that the marketing has sucked. The
promises have sucked, like the build up has sucked. But
but it's already Yeah, I mean what I'm saying. Next thing,
you know, people are hooking up with each other. It's
gonna be one of the funner weekends of your lifetime.
What you know about rowling down? And do you really

(43:59):
looking me? Do you really think people from swore Losers
Nation are gonna look up? Yeah? There will be a
baby conceived the nation. It's the first time the nations
got together. I mean, of course. Then the drinks, you know,
drinks are flowing something when you drink. Do you ever
just drink and nothing happens? It's all just normal and
boring every night and a lot of times anyways, every

(44:23):
time you drink, something crazy happens, right right right, did
you drink this weekend, Yes, Saturday, What what crazy happened? Um?
A girl was like walking past me and I like
put my hand on her shoulders so she didn't like
step on my shoes. I was wearing these new shoes.
And my wife goes, what are you doing touching that
girl's shoulder? And I go, she was about to step

(44:45):
onto me and my girl. My wife's like, don't touch
other women. And then our other friends stepped in and said,
no, no no, no, he was just stopping the girl from
stepping on him. That would have never happened if we
weren't drinking. We were drinking. Crazy stuff happening. So you're
saying that that lots of it start losers Las Vegas weekend.
Somebody's gonna try to step on someone's shoes and someone's
gonna on their shoulder. Yeah, and then another friend's gonna

(45:07):
step in and be like, no, I mean that's crazy
on a level of crazy. I put that at a
nine point All right, you want from me, but yeah,
but I'm telling you, if there is a baby conceived,
can we promise that they're gonna name it like coach
Coach is good. Maybe maybe Eddie lunch Box Ray, last

(45:32):
name who gets the first name who gets the middle
nights to them? Oh, and also we're doing the podcast
out there, so you can't even come to the podcast
if you don't do the package. So we're doing the
podcast right, So we're doing the podcast and we're gonna
bring listeners up. Hey, come jump on the podcast. We're
gonna try and book an awesome guest. Is that gonna happen?
Will they be a D level guest? Probably? Are we

(45:52):
hoping for an A level Yes? I mean we may
be able to get no Teef Keith on the podcast
that day or Toolbox he maybe on the podcast. I mean,
you guys got anybody Butter Batters Box. I don't know
if he's gonna be able to go. What if everybody
that's Batters, I don't know his wife's gonna Yeah, And

(46:14):
we didn't even say there's gonna be betting. You're you're
also gambling involved with all in sports. So we're gonna
give you like Saturday morning, we're gonna give out massive locks.
We're gonna tell you who's gonna win the playoff games,
and then you're gonna win money. We can't guarantee you're
gonna win, but we can lock it up. We can
take it to the bank, we can put a dollar
on it. Are you gonna sell walks out there? Now,

(46:36):
he's gonna have a side five dollars for the lock
of the day and so so no, this is what
he's gonna do. This, He's gonna do the strore Losers Nation. Okay,
So the Chiefs Chiefs are gonna be playing the Chargers
opening weekend of the playoffs, right, and the Chiefs are
gonna be favored by four and a half. So um
moe and Tampa's gonna walk up and like, hey, Ray,
here's five dollars, what's that lock of the day. Ray's

(46:56):
gonna be like, Chiefs minus four and a half, go
and go ahead and locking up? Okay, next up, Hey
Taylor dial how's it going, man? Yeah, Ray, here's five dollars.
What's that lock of the day? Hey Taylor, take the
Chargers plus four and a half? Wash it up. Half
the sore Losers Nation is gonna be really happy with Ray,
and half we're gonna hate Rank. That's real smart, dude.

(47:18):
I'm gonna get in some trouble man, because all the
crazy stuff I was stepping on shoes around someone. Oh, hey, man,
you know what happened to meeting this? What's crazy? Okay,
last time I was drinking this weekend. I was at
a restaurant, right and this lady was walking by and
I had an empty drink and I went and I
said it on her tray that she was carrying. Oh

(47:39):
she was taking the tray out to uh deliver drinks.
And I was like, oh, my fault, my fault. That
wouldn't happen if you're not drinking. That's that's actually pretty funny.
You would not have done that, sober, Did you really
do that? Coach? She was carrying the tray in her hand,
and what do you think? You're at a coptail party.
She only had two drinks on there, and so I
thought they were empty drinks and you hold on for

(48:02):
you and she goes, oh, actually I'm delivering drinks. And
she had by the empty drink back like bad, thank
you do that? At West Gate we're gonna get bounced.
Oh man, Yeah, but that trades can full of empties
though at West Game right now. I mean, I I've
been seeing people on the online talking about how they're
gonna set up a bar in their room. They're gonna

(48:22):
go get coolers and everybody and can invite everybody up
to their room to have free drinks. We're gonna need
about twenty body bags on Monday morning. You guys can
be so hung over flying out of town. You think
we can hire hay SEUs. Oh man, I didn't see
y Zeus the last time I was there. I hope
he's okay. Yeah. Jeseus is the accordion player that we
hired for our fantasy football draft. We brought him to
our hotel room. He usually sets up sets up shop

(48:45):
right on the bridge between Cosmopolitan and playing at Hollywood
or the Mall of America. And he can't play Crystals Mall.
He can't play accordion worth like. He plays the same
song overcause it's not even a song. I think he
just or. But one time we did pay him. How
much do we pay him? Pay him two hundred, two
hundred come to our room. He was up forty minute.

(49:08):
Here's the thing. We paid him two hundred dollars. We
carried his basket and his accordion all the way to
New York, New York hotel. We stopped at Diablos in
front of Monte Carlo. We bought the biggest margarita's. They
were about forty five dollars each. Disgusting and they were terrible, terrible,
And we brought Jeseus up to the room and we

(49:29):
drafted fantasy football and he sat there and played the
accordion while we drafted. He would play the accordion and
he looked out the window. He would be like, Wow,
I never been up here. It's nice. He had never
seen the Vegas guy. We never he thought of it
that way. And it was like a it was like
a funny moment, and it was like a heartfelt moment.
Was like he's like, I've been down He's said he'd

(49:49):
been down there playing for twenty years. He's never been
on a freaking high rise. He's a good actor. Guys,
you didn't think about getting a stripper. Instead, you get
a dude with an accordion and I'll hang up and
listen on that one. Uh. He was the one that
was right there and and we were drunk and we're like,
that's funny, and it was softball. Ricky's really he was
the initiator of this. He's like, dude, we gotta bring
him back to the room. A picture of us carrying

(50:11):
all his stuff. Every time I go to Vegas, I
look for him to get a picture with him and
send it to the fantasy football group. But yeah, but
he didn't see him the last the last time. I'll check.
I'll check this weekend. Oh my god, I'll check this
all right, and uh yeah, let's go home. And sorry,
I made mad Man whatever. I don't want to talk
about it. I'm gonna get even mad more mad. And

(50:32):
I want to give credit to the Ravens. Listen. At first,
I was like, why are you going for two? You
went for the win. But that's what you do. You
believe in your offense. You go for the win, don't
worry about overtime. You play to win the game. You
feel like you have the best two point conversion. It
takes one play to win the game. They didn't win. Now,
they're not gonna be the number one scene. Yeah, and
I watched games now for Romo and Nance. They were phenomenal.

(50:54):
I watched the entire second half. That was a great game.
It was so boring at first, but it was like
a rock fight. But it was great rock fight. I
mean shot each other. I mean they couldn't throw it.
I couldn't hit anybody. I mean it was just like
rock that that terrible throw, terrible throw, like no one
could do anything. And then the second half, all of
a sudden, big band starts lightening it up and Lamar Jackson, Guys,

(51:17):
he can't throw the football. I mean everybody that says, oh,
he's so much better, nobody can throw the football. He's
so much better. He's improved his accuracy. Good greed. If
you're a kid right now in Alabama, del dad to
get out the pig skin, throw around in the backyard.
Some people can throw the football with a beautiful woman.
That little Cooper Manning. Don't worry, he's coming. Oh and
also Elijah Nelson what's his name, Malachi? Sorry, he hasn't

(51:41):
been the pros yet. You say Elijah's not bad? He
just makes I don't know, it's slight damage controls. Sorry
to the nation. I didn't mean to say that. I
didn't want to see you guys in Vegas. I can't
wait to see you guys, right. I think they I
think they understand you're joking. I think they get that
they're not really mad. Yeah, let me do the damage

(52:02):
control face. Guys, what you know about lying down in
the deep. All right, we gotta go. Happy Monday. Come on, snow, snow,
snow tonight. I hope they're talking about bad weather. That'd
be so fun to watch. Let's go, let's go. All right,
have a grey Monday. Goodbye everyone, Sack. That weather is

(52:24):
so annoying. I'm in a bad mood. It's true, Coach.
The website sucks.