November 15, 2024 • 55 mins
In this episode Ray has a problem with how things are done around this building and that left him in an unfortunate situation at 2 AM. Plus Bob Menery went live and Ray has never been more excited to see someone on social media. Also we try to decide if this Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul bout is a joke or if we are supposed to really be excited about it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, we're live, We're live, welcome back, man, and I
have something pointless housekeeping if you will, if you want
to or if you have something you want to go with,
fire off right away.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well i'd loved I love housekeeping right in the beginning. Man,
that's the most important thing.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And it's actually rhetorical. I don't even need you to
respond to it.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I would like to know if people though, if you
can hear the fan on this podcast, let us know,
because we have put a fan in the studio because
it's so hot, and I'm gonna tell you what it helps.
How do you say it? Exponentially? Exponentially? Exponentially exponentially Is
that the right word.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it's explicit. It's what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not looking for explicit.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm talking about bored.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Exponentially. I don't know the word is. It is a
huge help. But if it's too loud, we need to
know because we don't wanted to interrupt the girth of
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Thank you so pointless, but worth just saying I was
going to tell you off Mike, why not tell you
on Mike. So this morning I came in and I
had a food that made my hand messy. What was it? Yogurt?
But I don't know why my hands were messy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Interesting, I had yogurt this morning too.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, so maybe I think I got a little bit
of yogurt on my hand. That's not important to the story.
What is important to the stories. I go to the
sink and I washed my hands and there's no paper towel. Okay,
that's fine, must have just been an oversight. I reach
up in the top. They got napkins from some conference
I use. I'd drive my hands. All good, no big deough.
I go to the gym. It was a busy morning,
had a lot going on. You know, I'm starting to
(01:29):
feel better. I'm eating a lot. I'd use the restroom.
I had to relieve myself from the back. What the
hell is that? Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I heard that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so this thing has audio that booms, but it
doesn't matter. It's just a podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I heard it. Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
If we did that on the Big Show, we'd have
been fired.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know what that was.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's an update, but the audio picks up on the
Adobe from the computer. Got it, and so I go
into the bathroom to relieve myself from the backside, not
the front.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And so I'm done relieving myself. And there's no toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, no, my boyt news this What is this?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No paper towel, no toilet paper. But when we're trying
to go during the big show on a break and
use the restroom, the bathroom's closed for cleaning. Yeah, it's fine.
I would prefer you clean the bathroom when there's not
people there. I get it's tough. It's a pretty busy
off as a lot of Weird Hours radio. And this
isn't even on the cleaning lady. This is just I'm
(02:28):
just wondering where the hiccup is. This is just me
asking a question. I mean, it could have been somebody
could have a mess, use the whole toilet paper roll.
And it's not even the cleaning lady's fault. I'm not
saying it's her fault at all. She's amazing, But she
closes the restroom when we're trying to go during the
big show. That's fine, it's fine. There's no paper towel,
there's no toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What gives it makes no sense that the cleaning lady
is here cleaning throughout the day. Because whatever you are cleaning,
people are just gonna go back over it and make
it dirty again because we're here throughout the day. So
you cleaning the bathroom at nine to thirty am. I
(03:06):
tried to go to the bathroom five minutes ago, had
the big yellow thing across it said close for cleaning.
Why are you cleaning at that time? You need to
wait until everybody leaves the building then you clean because
then it won't get read dirty. So you're cleaning right now,
and guess what, in thirty minutes, people are gonna go
(03:26):
in there and make it dirty again, and you're gonna
have to go clean again. You are being inefficient with
your time. It makes no sense. You're doing double, the triple,
quadruple the work when you could just clean it one
time at the end of the day and be done
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And so this isn't me complaining. I mean people complain
about our professional all the time. You guys voice your
opinions on our Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, so people are
used to getting complained against. It's really not even saying that.
It's simply we need different protocols in place. I then
tried to go into the closet. It's a lot tighter
in a fucking drum. So what am I supposed to do?
I'm corn cobbetent going over to the paper toweling.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And try to go in the closet. You've been in
the closet a long damn time.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So I go over there to the closet and it's
locked up. So then I'm sitting there waddling over there
to the paper towel thing. I'm grabbing water, throwing it
up my ass. I'm grabbing paper towel, putting it up
my ass. I think at one point then I flushed it, dude.
At one point I think I put it right on
the faucet. I said, you know what, but Damian, you
(04:32):
know so? My thing is this. They need to give
us access to the paper towel, to the toilet paper,
and guys, please, during working hours, can we use the restroom.
I just don't think this has really been a full efficiency,
well oiled machine until we got here. We're the Bobby
Bone Show. We're the biggest show in America, where the
(04:52):
country the big show. So that with all that said,
things have to I mean, things have to be perfect
around here. So just to couple couple things housekeeping, if
you will, that needs to be addressed, and I will
hang up and listen. I set all that to say nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, I couldn't have said it better myself. That was
well done, man, that was well done.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hey, but I go into the kitchen right now. I
yelled at you and I said, hey, I got a
run because my hands had cheetos all over them. Wash
my hands, and there was paper towel there. So that
protocol is perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, No, that means I'm telling you that's what it is.
She comes in in the morning and fills everything up. Oh,
and then people use it all Then people use it
all day. So then she didn't come back till nine
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
We just figured out the hole.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, So that's what I'm saying, is like she fills
it up in the morning and then it gets used
all throughout the day. So people that get here early
in the morning, guess what, there's nothing available to us
because she cleaned all day and left at five o'clock
with everybody else.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And if you greet me tomorrow on a Friday, hey,
sisn how's it going? Happy Friday? Just know that I
probably wipe my hand and my asshole with my hand.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, And so everybody coming to the convention, just know
that when you shake Ray's hand, when you shake the
coacher's hand and he has poop on it, it's because
we don't have any toilet paper here at the office.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Quick, gun to your head. What do you do if
you don't have toilet paper? Because I find to find
out this morning and I realized.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Paper towel and those hurts.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But you had to duck walk it over to the
paper towel. It's okay, you got a duck walk otherwise
you're gonna squeeze some out.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah. You know what, people, You know what people love
about this podcast when we talk about poop. That's what
they love about most.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
They love the poop stories. Let me tell you. Let's
start the show.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We got to go to our lead. Yeah yeah, man,
that wasn't a good start for the ratings, all right.
These mouses, I wish they were hardwired. Man. It's like
the old days had a cord connected to the mouse,
then you knew it was connected to a computer. Now
it's all Wi Fi connected. Half the time, these mouses
(07:07):
are jumping all over the screen like a fucking lunatic.
I've got a hilarious story to share about Bob Menory
sometime in this podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'd love to hear it. Man, it happened last night, Okay,
because I got a story about last night too.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
All right, we do.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't know if it's that funny, though.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, you did your intro, so we're good.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I did not do my intro. I did not do
the intro.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
St Arnold, We're gonna do it live. Are you ready
practice your voice? Jesus a little bit more nuts in it? Okay, good,
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two three?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So uses? What up?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Arnold, go ahead, what's up? You answer?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
They live on breadles issues, and I love the party
and drink on the weekends and I'm usually hungover on
Sunday and i take Mondays off over here.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Eh, thanks, Arnold? What's up, y'all? It says, and I'm
from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live on
the North side of Nashville with basers. Who's a Broadway girl.
Took her there, not kidnapped. It was marriage. It's actually
a thing in America that some people abide by. And
I I have property two point two acres, although people
keep throwing damn trash on my property, and I'm about
to sell the whole thing. All I want is a
(08:30):
house with a slab in a sidewalk. I don't feel
like picking up somebody else's trash, but I digres.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What kind of trash are they throwing on your land?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's the construction guys. It's it's a working community. You
want to see blue crawler, You want to see hard
work in America. You want to see the silent majority.
You go to the country, because everybody has shit blowing
off their There's tarp, there's been a luminum foil, there's
been foam in my driveway there. It just comes off
these work carts into everybody's yards. They don't give a shit, but.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They just keep on driving.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I mean, that's that's just the working class, you know.
They it's kind of just like, you know what, I'll
get this this time, but then the next time you
come through and you got a little bit extra rock,
you know, you drop it all. You know, we all
scratch ourself our back, scratch our own asses. Okay, that's
how the saying goes.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, speaking of asses, man, yesterday last night we had
we delivered dinner to a family. Uh the mom had surgery.
Holdly man, Wow that fans loud, isn't it? But that's okay?
Well why are you clapping?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Awesome?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What what is awesome?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's cool? You did that?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, so we're friends with you know,
the couple of the kids are friends, and so we
took dinner over and we the kids play for a
little bit and then we're like, all right, well we're
gonna go. You know, I know you're not feeling well.
And the dad looks exhausted. Dude, he's been at this
for like five days because the mom is, you know,
laid up, and he just looks so tired. He wants
to just get to bed. And we're like, we got
(09:59):
to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I gotta do my shirt again. I'm sweating.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know it's hot. I was gonna say that fan
was making a big difference, but it's not making that
big of a difference unless I angle myself this way
and that computer screen is not blocking it, then I
can feel it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm doing the same cape that Lunch posted the picture
of yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, on Wednesday. If we get in the we get
in the car. We're getting in, everybody buckling in, all right,
We're ready to go. And we're in their driveway and
I turn the car on and there's a lady standing
on the sidewalk right behind the car and she's just
standing there. I'm looking in the review rear view mirror
(10:37):
and the car's on. She has to see the car lights, right, hey,
sweet tits, And I mean two minutes, still standing there
and the kid, dad, let's go. And I'm like, there's
someone you know standing back there, and I'm like, I
know she sees the lights, like the red light and
the tail lights are on. Three minutes go by, and
(10:59):
I find all right, maybe she doesn't see me, so
I'll put it in reverse so she has to see me.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Whoa right, give her a blink.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
So I put it in reverse and she's just standing
there with her dog in the very middle, right in
the middle, right behind the car. We are trying to
back out of this person's driveway and we can't. We
are stuck. There's nowhere to go, and she's just standing
there and the dogs just kind of squatted there, and
the lady's just standing there with the leash, not trying
(11:30):
to move the dog, not trying to do anything, just
hanging out.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey, tit's on a stick.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And I'm like, what is she doing?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Influencer, I mean, what no descriptions of this last She's
eighty or twenty.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She's probably forty eight, hot, brown hair, short, petite lady ray,
very nice shelf. Dog was kind of big, like a labbradoodle.
Is that what they're calling?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Is she wearing the ass leisure that everybody wears? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh yeah, she was wearing like a nice soft like
a light pullover and some probably yoga pants, blacked yoga pants,
and it was a purple.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Top, say less for the truckers.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
She had some white, whitish gray tennis shoes on. That's
what she was wearing. The dog was a golden doodle.
It was a kind of grayish for the truckers.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Was she tanned?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, I couldn't really tell. She had long sleeves on
like she and so finally I put it back in
park after five minutes of sitting there, and I get
out of the car and I kind of stick my
head around, and that's when I see the problem. The
dog's constipated. The lady has a bag on her hand,
(12:48):
and the dog has half a poop out its butt
and it can't come out and it won't move. So
she is down there trying to physically with the hand
in the bag, rip the poop out to the butt.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You can't fault her for not moving.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I didn't know. She was so like concerned with her
dog and paying attention to her dog that she probably
didn't notice the vehicle. She couldn't. She was trying to
she couldn't move the dog because it was already in
this like poop position, but that poop, and she had
that bag on there. Hey man, you gotta bear down.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is what I do in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And she looks at me and she goes, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know, are you lunch bots?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I know you're trying to move. She goes, my dog's
having problems getting this poop out.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How how's it going, I'm a lunch And she's like.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm trying to move him out the way. I'm trying
to move him out of the way. I'm like, all right,
So I get back in the car. I'm like, Dad,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Have you considered massaging the groin area?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Why isn't she moving?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Dad? Can we go down? I'm like, Oh, the dog's
taking a poop. Can I see? Can I see?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Guys? And then I put it in reverse again to
just kind of watch on the camera because I'm like,
I want to see the action.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, did she address at all why the car cannot
back out?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, she said the dog won't move, she said, I'm sorry,
I tried to move. I said, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well, let me get your number roll. I don't know why,
but i'd.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Put it back in reverse. I could watch on the
camera eight because I might. I mean, I might as
well see the action. And after eight minutes and thirty
seconds of sitting in the driveway, the poop was removed.
She used her hand with in that bag to kind
of yank that poop out of there, and the dog
(14:31):
moved out of the way.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Dude, that is patience for you to actually get out,
not to do the horn. The horn. That actually was
you being the bigger person that deserves a round of applause.
So it was a big night. Man.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
We delivered dinner, We watched the lady deliver a poop
out of the butt. I mean, it was an incredible
evening for me.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We do.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Don't we take commercials?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, we do take commercials. All right, you want to
take a break. I mean, we can take a break.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The end of us segment. It was all contained. It
was about poop from beginning to end, doing you. It
was great stories on the bed show. Then we take
a break. Okay, we'll be right back this break. All right,
(15:21):
I'm hitding it you. We're live and everything right now.
We're live on audio and video.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So if I go to YouTube, hold on, it is
so damn hot, sore losers. Oh it is, says live.
It says we're live channel offline. But don't press anything.
Let me see if I can see it. See that
was our texting. Wait wait wait, we're live on the internet.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
See. I wonder what cameras showing you talk?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, it's not I said, wave, you know, dude, this
isn't there. Go there you're waving. Okay, got it, we're live,
We're live. I'm going I'm gonna put it on Facebook
might know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hey, guys, if you are at your home right now
or in your truck, this isn't the best audio. We're
setting up our first live. The last one it was
me naked and Arnold was playing with his put in
the corner.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, all right, we are see that's the prona.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I in.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Are live.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Here's giving me the problem. This is where I really
need you to drop your nuts and make a decision.
What do you want me to hit sound clips or
do you want me to switch the cameras because I
can't do damn both.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, then that's a problem because if you go Ray
hit the clip all the way to the right, I'm
all the way to the left. Dude, I'm not I'm
not back here. I'm not Dak Prescott Like I don't
have all the moves, bro.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean, you gotta twist your got to do your
hips hips hips hip. And if you're Dak Prescott, that
means you're gonna be hitting the wrong button like he
hits the wrong receivers.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh, I can't believe we're live. It actually works.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, No, we are live, and which reminds me of
I don't know if I'm supposed to be excited if
I am excited, But we have two big fights this weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes, but I just told Kevin it's the water cooler.
What did you say, we have two big fights this weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't know how I feel about it because I
feel like Bones Jones this fight is like three years
too late.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I feel like they're both old. They're old well, and
he's a massive favorite. Guys, you gotta put down seven
hundred dollars to win one hundred, So for me, it's
part of a parlay. I would never do that unless
the old me, dejen me, would have been the guy
that goes, hey, I'm gonna put two bands on this
and win two hundred dollars, which is totally stupid. Don't
(18:04):
do that because one need of the nuts and the
guys down.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm excited to see Bones Jones, but when I saw
him fight, who the hell was it Serial Gone or whatever?
He looks slow, He looks in a heavyweight.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
He looks big.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I mean, he's supposed to be big, but he doesn't move.
He hadn't been in the ring, but like one the
octagon one time in the last twenty five years. It
feels like and then the Mike Tyson Paul fight. They're
only doing two minute rounds, they're only doing eight rounds,
they're using heavier gloves.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know what that means? I just don't believe it.
What does that mean? It has all the makings for
eight rounds? Baby? So why not bet that plus one fifty?
It's your money and a half. So you put down
one hundred, you win. Two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Seven States aren't even letting you bet on that fight
really because of the weird rules, the two minute rounds,
it only being eight rounds, it using different gloves. It
all feels hokey to me. Why do I not believe it?
Why do I think Mike Tyson is gonna be terrible?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And it's Friday and Renos so guys know this. It's
not a Saturday. It's gonna creep up on you, and
it's probably tonight, right tonight, we're live, dumb ass, Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Idiot, get off the stream, Get off the stream. Street,
you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So hey, my boy, we are so stupid.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
We are going live when the pad's not even gonna
be up till tomorrow. We are so stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
We just had to see if it worked. I just
needed to know it worked.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
We are so stupid sometimes I am like, what do you?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh? I want to actually see it from my own eyes.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I mean, it is so dumb. We are so dumb.
I'm an idiot. But yes, I.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Are you gonna be watching either one of them?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm curious how much it's gonna cost to do the
boxing win because it's not like ours. Ours only ten
the other night.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. Let me
see how much is how much?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh sore losers are live and we got two new subs?
Is who would click on this and watch it? It
looks like gay porn? Like look at this, this is
what people see to click on.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh that's pretty bad. Let's see cosstream. I don't. I
just don't know if I should know sound.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
They said they can't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh that's good, Uh live stream Netflix standard with ads? No, No,
I won't to know how much the fight is.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Guys, you need to message us right now and tell
us if you can hear anything.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
So wait, if I am on Netflix, I can just
watch it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
How in the bloody hell would there be no audio?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't know. I'm gonna call Morgan.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, she wouldn't know. She's done this like once and
she didn't even go live with us that time.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Let me hear it. There's no audio. Hey, hit up
your dude.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, see, I knew it won't work. All right, Well,
we'll stop this, we'll stop the live. I'm gonna stop
it off.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
So you can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's crazy. It does everything but audio, because I guess
it's that computer. In this computer, is there a button
that you need to put up on the board. It might,
I mean very well could be, but I don't know
which one. Nobody ever taught me that anyway. All right,
I'm exing add that we're back live on just the potty.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It turned the lights down.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
If we're not returning down.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm not gonna get up and turned down. I'm just
we're gonna talk and it's all You're fine. You are.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I put my hat over my eyes. Guys, he has
it in. You're like an operating table. I mean, dude,
I'm not getting open heart surgery today.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're like my freaking kids. You act so dramatic about
the dumbest shit. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I immediately put the hat over there.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You put the hat over the eyes, like, oh my god,
I can't stand this light in my eyes. Like, you've
never been in a room that has lights on. It's
not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
But you gotta admit, these are a little bit brighter
than your average bear.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
They are brighter than your average bear. But guess what,
it's not gonna kill you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You know, the lights in the other room and the
big show. I told Scooba, I said, the hell if
we're ever turning these things on bright day one Bones
comes in, Hey, is there any way you guys can
turn your lights on brighter? I was like, no, Bones, No,
it's just a setting on here. It keeps it pretty medium. Yep.
Since then, they've been medium the whole time.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's like my kids the other day, we're driving in
the car and he's like, Dada, it's not good to
look directly at the sun, is it? And I was like, no,
that'll hurt your eyes. And he goes, what about a
bright light? And I said, no, that's not good either.
That'll kind of hurt your eyes and look directly at it.
And he goes, but Dad, there's car lights so I
just gotta ride with my eyes closed the whole time.
(22:50):
Those lights are shining in our car, and I'm like,
don't be a dramatic dumb ass. It's okay to have
your like lights can heat your eye, but you don't
stare directly at the bright light. Dad, I still got
my eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
There's no light getting in my eyes. Okay, all right.
I mean I don't know how to make you stop that. Hey,
that's exactly what you did with that stupid ass hat.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Bro. Can I be on your kid's side for a second.
When I'm driving in the country and these ranchers have
got the rack up top, you got four lights down low?
I mean, I get your in your Nissan double cab
heavy duty Wrangler ranch cut. I mean, dude, it this
is me every morning. Bright bright brights, fuck man, man, Like,
(23:31):
turn your brights down. This is me in my car
to by myself, bright's driving through a neighborhood. Thirty five
rights brights, brights, fuck man, turn your brights down, dude,
every morning, because I'm telling you, just like your kid
a little too bright. Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
When I was in Iceland, dude and I was driving,
it was on a little two lane road and the
freaking big t I mean, the road is so small
there is no room for error.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
We'll compare it to something.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean, it is like way smaller than brother.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And that's what I'm saying, compared to a street, so
people know what the it's.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Only two lanes, one lane going one way and one
lane go on the other. There's no shoulder, there's no nothing.
See then no shoulders will get you. And these semis
are going through Iceland and they are huge and their
lights are so damn bright. You're just like, oh, we
made it past it. Okay, cool, you can drive, ah,
all right, made it past it. It's that that freaking
(24:26):
scary thing.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All compare it to is the road to Hannah and
what MAUI.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh yeah, I know that very well.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Did you go?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Never been man?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Billy did that driving me baser Zack's wife.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Not a jeep.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Time of our lives. Billy took the.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Rain, obviously not time of their lives, because it didn't last.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Dude, it was too late. It was one lane, no shoulder.
I don't know how we returned that rental car in
one piece, never got in a wreck. But dude, it
is close, because it's like Billy, right, guy, right corner,
blind corner every five minutes, can't see where you're going
on the other side, and you're just hoping. What we
(25:07):
did is do we win at six am? Nobody goes
at six am. You go at noon. I bet there
were cars hitting each other left and right.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Dude when we were in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pro tip before Colorado, we're still in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh you're done.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, this is a This is a sore loser's pro tip.
You're only getting to get exclusively on the sword losers. Dude,
do the rental bus. Do the bus, leave the driving
to somebody else. You're in the back sucking off white clause.
Enjoy the scenery. You don't need to get your own
car and do it way too stressful. God bless Billy.
The guy has got he's a race car driver like
Danica Patrick.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
He is great so not very good?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
No, he's good.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Did Danica Patrick ever win anything? Yeah? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Is my sound working? No?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
All?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Right over to Colorado again?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Uh? Did Danika Patrick ever win anything?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Thank you? Uh? Like you're saying. But when I say
two lane road, I mean at one lane going one
lane way and one lane going the other way. So
it's only because you said a one lane road. So
I'm like, if you're the only car on the road
and it's only one lane, then you're fine. Right, This
was one lane, so you had to stop if a
car was coming in that direction, or there was just
enough for two cars to squeeze. Bye.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
If it would have been a truck, you'd to probably
scrape the side. Got it over to Colorado.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's sort of like Colorado driving through the mountains, dude,
and they have no guardrails and you get up towards
the top of that mountain, dude, and it is like
inches from the side, and if you go off that side,
it's over. Dude. Dude, do you want to talk about
some white knuckle driving? I mean squeezing that handle so hard,
oh my good, steering wheel like oh my god, oh
(26:36):
my gosh, oh my gosh, going so slow because it
is terrifying when you get way up there.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm from Colorado. I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I thought you were from Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The border borders Colorado. Didn't know that We did that
driving as a kid, never realize how dangerous it was.
I've never driven those roads as an adult now, nor
may I never will, but I guess it really is that.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Dude. When we North Carolina, you go out there by
Ashville and then the mountains, and there's one you know,
it's two lane road, one one way, and the one language.
Some of them got washed away. Hopefully everybody's okay.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Uh, but I had crossed out or guys.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I tell my wife all the time. I'm like, if
I had a kid and this is the roads they
had to learn to drive on, oh my god, I
would never It would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You never would have sex.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, I would never be able to see.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I would remain abstinate.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I would never be able to I would never be
able to watch them drive. I would never be able
to go to sleep when they were out driving. It
is terrifying because like people looking at their phone, it's
a bat you're over over. I bet you there's rex
all the.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Time, dude, the phone thing. When I see somebody even
next to me, if they're on their phone, I go
ten miles slower, ten miles faster, get away from me.
Even if I see them check it, I'm like, oh,
that's it, hitting the brakes. I'm getting to the far right.
Don't even want to be near that person.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
At the stoplight. They do it all the time. If
you just pull up at any stop light, look left, right,
and there is everybody is on their damn phone, every
single person. Guys, it is not that damn important that
you need to check it every stop light.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, yesterday, two days ago, three days ago, depending on
when this airs. Baser says, we go to Chick fil A.
I said, by all means.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Of course I will, obviously one Sunday.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, it's in the country. It was a thirty minute.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Drive, I know, but it wasn't Sunday, correct.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
So I get to the Chick fil A. I have
one turn left. It's already been a thirty minute drive.
We ordered it ahead. I'm probably late of one turn.
The ladies on not being sexist. She was a lady.
She's in the left turning lane on her damn phone,
just sitting there, and I give her a man still
sitting there. It's wide open. There's it's the country. There's
no cars coming through. I gave her the one hank.
(28:48):
Chill for a second, then I go bebe bat still chilling.
She kind of like edges out a little bit. There's
a car a football field away, and then I go
and she edges forward a foot and sits there and
the light goes yellow, and I'm like, you have got
to be absolutely kidding me that I miss this light.
(29:09):
I'm even later for the Chick fil A because of late.
She had to have been on her phone. She was
on Facebook, singles marketplace, she's on Twitter X looking at politics.
She's on Instagram looking at some dancing video. I don't
know what the fuck she was doing. But I missed
the light because of her.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So when she turned left, you didn't just turn left
right after her, because if it's yellow, use off time.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
She didn't turn she sat there. Oh and we waited
then for the whole light to turn, all because she
was on her phone. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And you know what's crazy is when you sit at
those lights and you think, oh my god, it's about
an hour, it's really about ninety seconds.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I didn't even include the important, the hilarious part of
the story. Oh that's redneck behind me.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You see.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I was giving the hawks, and me and him had
that moment where we both had the understanding he's in
the back like this, like he's like fuck man, and
just yeah and he's in my rearview mirror, and we're
both just like what the fuck? Man, Like just both
so irritated. Well, you're both like, she's like kids on
their phones, dude, it's wrong with people. Well what were
you saying. You're saying, I don't know, phones, stop lights,
(30:16):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Know what we were talking about. Country.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Just scares me to have kids like to drive on
those roads, Like I'm not good at it. It makes
me nervous. So whenever we take road trips and I
drive on those roads, it's just like, oh my god,
this is so terrifying, Like it is so stressful.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
When you're driving her, your wife's driving while you.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
No, no, my wife doesn't like driving on those roads.
When I'm driving, I just don't.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like it, dude. One time Baser drove to Chicago. I
usually take the reins. I did. Actually, she drives on
the way there. I drive on the way back. But Chicago, dude,
was super windy.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's called the Windy City.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
And Dude, I wake up from a nap. We're like
three hours in. She has white knuckle two hands on
the steering wheel and she's like this, and I look
over at her. Dude, I thought we were in a
fun fucking jet or something, and she's just taking off
on a runway. I'm like, what is happening? And she's like,
it's so Wendy. I'm doing everything I can to keep
it on the road. I'm like, but it was like,
(31:11):
I mean, it's just a little wind, it's the windy city,
you know what I mean. But to wake up to
somebody with two hands on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, it's like like Amy from Four Things with Amy Brown.
I used to road trip with her back to Austin,
and let me tell you, I would drive and then
I'd be like, are you drive? I'm gonna take a nap.
I couldn't never take a nap. I couldn't do it
because she's swerving all over the road and I'm my
body would not let me take a nap that bad
because it was that bad. It was so scary and terrifying.
(31:39):
It was awful. And I don't know how we even
got on all this crap, But really, I just wanted
to highlight the fights this weekend, and I feel like
there the Mike Tyson and Paul fight is just a joke.
I don't I'm probably gonna pay. If I had to
pay for it, I will probably pay for it. But
I just don't even understand it. Yeah, I think that
all those fights that Paul does are rigged and stupid
and just bull crap. But I'm gonna fall forward, hook
(32:02):
Line and Sinker, and I'm gonna watch it, and then
I will watch Bones Jones on Saturday night. Even though
I still feel like that fight should have happened five
years ago when they were in their primes. Now I
feel like they're just two old men getting in there
and fighting, and really.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
That one's unbettable. I already told you guys, seven hundred
to win one hundred, it's not even worth your time.
But the night before, Tyson and one of the Paul kids,
let's see Jake Paul or Logan Jake, and they're both
equally popular.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Dude, Jake is favorite. I see. This is what I
don't know, And I'm how is Jake Paul favored over
Mike Tyson. Well, here's the problem. Maybe it's because he's
fifty six years old and he had like a brain
aneurysm like a couple months ago. That's why they had
to postpone the fight in July. He had some health scare,
like he almost died, So how is this he I
can't even do it, but I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
So because of that, I think it's gonna go all rounds,
and guys, there are only two minutes, and it's not
UFC where you're getting all tired even kind of bounce
around and chill. Two minutes goes by that quickly. Five
rounds is even money. I'll take that. You can get
plus one point five if they goes all eight rounds.
So those are the bets. That's what I did. I
did five rounds and it needs or to go full eight.
(33:10):
Both those, and then I did Jake Paul in one
of them, which probably wasn't that smart because neither one's
gonna knock each other out, and maybe they called a
tie or something, or you're just hoping the judges give
it to Jake Paul. The smart bet is that it
has to go five rounds. All they have to do
is stand up there for ten minutes. Guys with breaks,
with dancing around as a wrestler, wrestling is so much
(33:31):
more tiring UFC. I can't believe they don't die after
one period. Boxing you can dance, you can. Wrestling is
so much more involved. So I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, and you know what with that, I think we
should take a break. Give me some Bob Minry. Dude.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Almost forgot dude. We come in here with no notes,
no script, No I have notes.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
No I had notes.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Man, I wrote it on paper, towel.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's not funny.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
You know I was searching for that. I'm gonna write
mondays into the paper. That's not funny, all right, ass
hand for four hours? Fuck you not funny, Arnold. So
let me say this, guys, Bob Menory was hilarious last night.
I know you guys were all asleep and everything. Yeah, dude,
he went on at midnight a live stream where he
videos himself with a couple of dudes in Dallas. He'll
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just go to these guys house and post up and
be like, hey, I'll further your kick account if you
let me post up in your living room and do
this account. So these kids just let him chill over
his house. The one guy's got his girlfriend sleeping in
the next room. Menory was on from midnight. I just
want to be factual. He had to have stopped by
now he had to have like, there's no there's no
possible way he's still going on.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Now because that'd be like twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Man, how does it just delete?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
There?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
It is? Oh, he's still betting, bro, he is still betting.
There's nothing to bet. No, he's betting the slot on
an online casino. Bro, this is memory.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I don't hear it. It's just hold music.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh it says connection lost. But he's still going. You
can still see his face. So memory started at midnight.
He's been streaming now for twelve hours, and at one
point he was up to twenty thousand. He cashed out.
He gave like five people two hundred and fifty dollars.
His biggest hit was for five thousand on a slot.
Then he hit another slot for four thousand, and I
think he was smart in cash some out. And then
(35:30):
he would get like his boy would they pay with
venmo with ether and bitcoin. His boy would hit him
up with five thousand. He'd redeposit. The website gave him
two thousand for just gambling a crapload.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
So then so.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
He's posted up on this film.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
He's just he's doing a slot online slot machine on.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, you can do it. There's all kinds of online places.
I'm not going to say the one he was at,
but they and so then the dude was able to
capture the slot machine and Bob Menory. So you're seeing
Bob Menory as he's doing the slot machine. It's kind
of interesting to watch. I mean, dude, I probably watched
two or three hours of it. He was playing plinko
where it drops the balls from the top and it's
one of those triangles from cracker barrel, so there's pegs
(36:09):
on it and there's a thousand on the outside, and
then once you get more to the center, you don't
win any money, but if you get a thousand, you're
winning five grand and the balls come down and you
just watch these balls come down. It's kind of soothing.
I can see how people get addicted. He won a
decent amount on that ended up kind of being a
wash Buffalo is where he won a ton, and then
once he catched, there was a point where he was
at twenty thousand, and I think he cashed out ten thousand,
(36:32):
and he paid back his investors because he just has
like a boy like let's say an NFL player, Hey man,
I'm gonna bitcoin you two thousand right now, I'll invest
hit me back with it, and just hopefully there's a
return on it. If not, no worries. He's boys like
that with people. So this one dude hit him with
two thousand, Another dude hit him with five thousand, The
website hit him with two thousand, and so, and then
he started paying the listeners people watching. He goes, all right,
(36:54):
I'm gonnaive you tw hundred fifty dollars. I'm gonna give
you two hundred and fifty dollars. Dude. The guy's girlfriend
was waking up in the next row, the guy who
owned these computers, and in the stream, he's like, I
gotta go do. The sun's coming up. And Thenery was
still playing slots. He played roulette. He never played crabs.
He played blackjack roulette. He was playing one thousand dollars.
He played a couple thousand dollars hands of blackjack roulette.
(37:16):
He would put five hundred on each one of the columns,
and a couple of day that wasn't lucrative. He didn't
do good at roulette. Dude. The entire night he's playing
this crap, and I wish, actually, I can probably see
how much he has because so he cashed out, he
was able to pay his investors back, and then he
would just fluctuate. It was like two thousand, he would drop.
One time he dropped down to twenty two dollars and
went back up to two thousand.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The fact that you sat there and watched this dumb ass.
I not dumbass, but this dude played for three hours
an online.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
He set of money, He's out of money. He has
ninety one cents left. He's waiting for more money. So
that's why he's not talking on the stream. He's waiting
for more money to get invested. And so I zoom out.
Can you hit him as there's one hundred sixty two
people watching, he's been streaming for thirteen hours.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Give him a text me like, hey, well five dollars.
Do anything before you pimp? I'm not signed in sign in?
Is that not your what is it on? Is it
not on instagrams? On kick oh?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But I literally don't even know how to sign in.
So abut this is him. He's been up for all night,
he didn't sleep at all. You help me, help me,
That's who he had on the pot. But he's like,
he's like, I'm a Degen. I'm in Degen mode, dude.
So he's with drinking. He was drinking coronas. I think
he did an adderall at one point, and then he'd
go in the other room. When he'd run out of money,
he'd go in the other room and call buddy and
(38:35):
be like, hey, send me two thousand ether two thousand
dollars in bitcoin. It's all two thousand dollars. But the
way they were able to send it to him is
you copy the address. Look, and he's still laughing. He's
laughing his ass up. Bob. We had him on the pod,
so he would get two thousand dollars, he'd come back
and just start firing. So, yeah, the highs was the
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best he got was twenty thousand on a five thousand.
He would start with like five thousand. Usually the best
he got was twenty went all the way down to
zero a lot. I think he ended up, But dude,
the highs and lows were insane. The one dude, the
one dude doesn't have any money that runs the stream
or whatever, because he goes when memory was at twenty thousand,
He's like, come on, man, cash out, mande dude, holy shit,
(39:20):
just twenty thousand dollars, make cash out, cash out, and
Mentory goes, dude. Mentory's like, dude, you know how what
he swears. He's like, dude, you're the worst person to
gamble with. He's like, get the fuck out of here.
He's like, I'm not gambling with you. He's like, you
have the worst mojo ever foring gambling. He's like, we're firing,
and this dude's panicking because he's not cashing out twenty.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Thous The satisfaction enjoy you get out of this is
really something that is to be I'm so impressed. I
don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
There is something to it with all that to say,
maybe we need to do that.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
You think we need to get online.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And we would have cameras video us playing slots or something,
and we stream it and.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
People would donate twenty thousand dollars to us and we
would sit there and play it. Yeah, the story and
then was gonna pay them back or we don't pay
them back, it's our money.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
We would do it. Oh, they don't pay you back.
The sore losers Nation, I think they could fund this.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
So they just give us money to gamble and then
if we win, we win money. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
That's why I never was able to totally figure out
these people that give him money. He wasn't really advertising
for him. The buddy that let him host it, he
was on his kickstream, so that dude gets money from
Kick because he was He streamed for thirteen hours, So
that dude probably made like four hundred from Kick for
streaming that long and having that many people watch for
that long. But so he made a little bit of money.
But like the people that donated to Memory, unless he
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wins the money at the casino and then pays them
back with interest, I really don't get how they benefit
it because he wasn't shouting out products or anything.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
You're like, why would someone just send him two thousand
dollars if they're not going to get any money back.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But he did. It could have been people with the website,
because he did shout out the website, but he kind
of it was like this website sucks ass, so like
at time, he wasn't really promoting the website in a
positive way. So I don't know if it was investors
with the website they were getting I'm curious who gave
him the five thousand, Who gave him the two thousand,
and there was at least three or four investors, And
I'm just curious, who the fuck gives somebody three K
(41:14):
on a random slot stream. Here you go, man, Yeah, yeah,
thanks man. How does that benefit you?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's a great question. I'm very confused by the whole thing,
very confused, sort of like I'm very confused by the
college football playoff. I mean, here's the thing. They're doing
everything in their power to keep Georgia in the top twelve.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
They're gonna be in the top twelve.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
They played Tennessee this weekend. Yeah, Vall's uphill battle. Georgia
wins this game, They're in the top twelve. They're gonna
be in the playoff. Oh yeah, and Tennessee will drop
to like number eleven. They are doing their best to
keep as many SEC teams in there as they can
as possible.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Duh, bro, they're not what Pyu and Poise stayed in
there to the fuck are these guys and how did
they end up in here? Dude? How the hell is you.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Gonna end up in this top twelve? I mean, it
is so bad. We're gonna get stuck with Byu and
the top twelve. We're gonna have BYU versus Boise State.
Tell me which team sucks more. We're gonna have BYU
versus Indiana. Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And well, and there's a lady that thinks there could
be a three loss team. So if if Georgia, if
Georgia loses their out, No, if they beat Tennessee and
then they they go to the SEC Championship and they lose,
they would be a three loss team and they would
be in.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
They'd be in.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Dude. So there's people that think three loss teams can
get into this playoff. That's your point. There's gonna be
a three loss team in the playoff.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
This is just exactly what I've been telling you.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Like, are you guys happy now? Like we're having three
loss teams make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Hey, So the balls though, they can lose and still
make it in.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, if they lose this game, they're still in. They'll
be down on argans. I'll drop to number eleven. Okay, now,
but my.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Thing is Indiana.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
If when Indiana gets housed by Ohio State, they're gonna
get they're gonna drop like number fifty five, Like, they're
not gonna be anywhere near this playoff picture. They're gonna
lose the Ohio State and I don't even know because
then they won't be in the Big Ten Championship because
it'd be Ohio State versus Oregon.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Dude, Boise State is gonna be in this thing and
they're gonna get beat by eighty.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I mean god, I mean, I enjoy your first round games.
And the spread is gonna be Georgia minus twenty eight
against byu WA exciting.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
The home games will be dope though.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
That is cool.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yes, that is really cool. We go back to Kneeland
and run it back with LG.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
No or not? No, no, wait.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
No, we'll just get you a lie ride ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No you want you want? You want me to tell
you about LG. Yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you about LG.
What happened with LG. We should probably take a break, yeah, yeah,
and then and then I'll tell you what happened. Okay,
we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah. Man. We got all the time in the world, man,
we only got families and lives.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
So I had to make a reel like my recap
of my time at the whole Neeland Stadium and everything, and.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I do, thanks coach. I didn't know what a reel was.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Well, some people may not. It's on my Instagram page.
You can check it out Radio Lunchbox. You can go
give it a light, give it a comment, and uh, LG.
I tagged them in it. I invite them to be
a collaborator and they never accept the collaboration.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
But you're talking LG, the mega corporation that is LG.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
The mega corporation, the amazing corporation that LG is, and.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
They're just gonna collaborate with some random nude in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
No, no, no, they are the ones that told me they
paid me to go to their tailgate and advertise and
show everything.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
So I was like, oh this wait, they sent you
money bitcoin and etherm No.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
But they paid me in cold hard check ray.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
That's how I do my business with money.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
And so I put I invite them to collab with me,
and they have never collabed with me. They haven't, they
have not ACCEP did my collaboration. And so I was
talking to the sales girl yesterday and I'm like, hey,
they still never accepted my collaboration. She goes, Yeah, I
talked to them and they said, they're not going to
collab with you.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
That's a good look for the brand.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
And I said, what do you mean they're not going
to collab? She goes, They told me, we are a
large corporation and we have to be very selective on
who we decide we want to collab with.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Am I not worthy?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
And she said, and so we decided that that we're
not going to collab on that one because it doesn't
fit our brand.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Dang dude, sorry man, cool man, I'm sure it was
a great videography skills.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, it was. It was great. I was like, all right,
cool man, my feelings aren't hurt. Did you do a
voiceover or what is it did? I did do a
little voice over, that's the way to do it. And
I did a little bit of voiceover, and then I
just I did do the I had the rocky top
song underneath it, but when I went to collab with LG,
they're not allowed to use music in their collab, so
(46:04):
I had to take it out. And then they didn't
even collab with me. So I could have left the
damn music in. It made it so much better with
the damn music. But whatever, that's my experience.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well, hold on, you still get paid, right, I still
get paid. So do you give a damn if they collabs?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Exactly? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Delete the video A great video.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Right, I had to wait thirty days?
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Wait is the video? Is it the one you did
for Sore Losers? A different one?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
It's kind of like that though it's it's almost the
same thing. And national's just funny. You paid me to
go so I could put social media content. You would
think you would want to collapse so you get more views,
but instead you decide you're gonna pay me and I'm
gonna sit on the side of the road for a
few hours, and then you're not even gonna collab. Sounds
like a job well done to me.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Dude, That's what I'm telling you. These companies have so
much money to throw money around. Yeah, we've got to
learn which ones are throwing it.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, we gotta find out.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Man, hit me in the face, slap me.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Hey, but hey, before you go away for the Sore
Losers dot Com, make sure you get your tickets to
the convention Coaches Convention four. We want to see all
you there. Cannot wait. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna
be so much fun. And you know how you're gonna
get there. We're gonna make you money. We're gonna make
you some money this weekend, so you can so you
can book your freaking flights, book your hotel at the
Grand Hyatt, book your rental car, whatever you're gonna do.
(47:22):
Maybe you're getting a greyhound bus. Hey, whatever you gotta do,
get here. You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Guys, if you're taking a greyhound, hit us up, We'll
hit you with a couple bucks. I put my condom on.
I am ready for the music.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Like there are lines that I just do not understand.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Who oh those kind of lines.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, Like I'm looking at the green Bay Packers minus
five and a half at Soldier Field. Let me tell
you something. The Bear suck. The Bears are so bad. Yes,
we fired our offensive coordinator. It doesn't matter. The Green
Bay Packers own the Chicago Bears. It used to be
Aaron Rodgers. And did you see Aaron Rodgers came out
(48:02):
and said they asked him, are you gonna play next year?
He goes, yeah, I think so, Oh my god, Like,
why wouldn't I what in the hell. I mean, who
wants Aaron Rodgers on their team next year?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Dude, He's the guy that won't retire at the lumber mill.
You know. It's like, Dude, he takes so long to
fix the machines. I know he won't retire. Dude. Got
all these new kids that get in there, splitsh splash.
They got it fixed in like a second. We got
some old timer in there. He's all get me. I'd
flashed back to the high school. We did firewatch for
these mechanics, and the older ones sucked ass. The younger
(48:37):
ones are quick, They're skinnier. They could crawl through machines.
You go lock shit up there, like, hey, just spray
the shit around there. Okay, cool maner, I sprayed it
all right, You're good. I have a good break. Gave take
two hours. The older guys, dude, fat as hell, so slow. Ah,
I'm gonna go turn the machine on, give it a crank.
You don't got to give it a crank, man, Just
make double check a triple it. Hey man, I'm gonna
(48:58):
put a fail safe. I'm gonna put three different plates
under here. Just in case the first plate breaks, There'll
be a second plate and a third plate. Dude, you
don't need three plates. Bro, you're too old. Get out
of the lumber mill, that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah, And I just don't I don't get it. He's
like the seventh year senior that still hangs out at
the frat house. Like, dude, like, what are you still
doing here? No one wants you, No one that's friends
with you, no one wants to be around. You're not
good anymore. You're washed up. You can't drink as much
as you used to. I know you're a seventh year senior,
but dude, your alcohol intake has gone downhill. You're really
(49:31):
killing the vibe of this party. And that's what Aaron
Rodgers does in the locker room. He kills the vibe.
No one wants to be around him and him saying yeah,
I'm gonna play next year. Oh my god, whoever he
quarterbacks for, I feel sorry for you. Son.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Hey and Christian told us there is no ripping on
frat brothers going back to the house. That is their honor,
and that is their right to go back to the
frat house and park and store their beer in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
That's one right. But yeah, give me the green Bay
Packers minus five and a half at the Bay, and
you can take it to the bank. And then, I mean, listen,
your Tennessee Titans are terrible.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
The Tennessee Valls. I was like, top twelve, playoff Heller.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
But I don't understand the Lion.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
I mean, Taj Spears is back, that's true, he'll affect
it here.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
The Detroit Lions, they're they're giving up thirteen.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
We play the Lions.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
No, no, I'm playing. I moved on because I'm worried
about Minnesota. They man, they didn't play good. You know
what I'm wrong. Minnesota's only given up six points. They
didn't play well last week. They dominated the game, they
just couldn't score touchdowns. The Tennessee Titans. Will Levis played
his best game. I would say he looked better. But
the Vikings, I don't know if they're fools, gold or what.
(50:43):
But I don't think you're gonna beat the team. You
can't run against them, and I don't think Will Levis
is very good at throwing the ball. So give me
the Vikings minus six in Nashville. Take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
That's blasphemy, dude, Take it to the bank. Man, you
bite your dick when you're talking to me.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Underneath a billboard that literally says Titans and Vikings Sunday,
that's bullshit, dude, I know.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
I apologize. Man. Yeah, you got anything for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
You ready? Yeah, guys, we're gonna go over to a
sport that we have never done a lock on before.
Get your gloves right up. Fight.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh I thought you were gonna.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Say cricket Michael Tyson, Logan, Jake Paul. Guys, it's gonna
go eight rounds. Okay, Lunch already told you earlier on
in the podcast two minute rounds. Fat gloves only eight rounds.
Puh Lee's child that has all eight rounds written all
over it. And you're getting an amazing return. It's plus
(51:44):
one fifty. So you put down one hundred, you're gonna
go up to the teller at the casino in Vegas
and get two hundred and fifty. One hundred is your
hundred back. It is a absolute Oh lock it up, Iron, Mike,
Jake Paul, fight over to you.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah, And I did read the story about Browny. James
will only play in home games for the G League affiliate.
He will not be getting on the flights to go
to road games. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
It was like one of my buddies do it in college.
He was only about home field advantage. He would never
go sleep at another girl's place. He's like, you gotta
have home court advantage or home bed advantage. I'm like,
what the fuck. He's like, yeah, doude, when I wake
up in the morning, I want my toothbrush, when I
access to all my clothes, and then I'm able to
take them somewhere, whereas if you wake up at their place,
you don't have any of your gear.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
That's the price you pay. Sometimes you're just stranded and
you gotta walk. You gotta get out, like you just
you can't only use your house like because then you
have to take them somewhere, so you gotta wait for
them to wake up. If you are at their house,
you can just say hey, I'm out, and you don't
have to wait for them to oh, lay and find
my car keys, let me go to the bathroom, let
me get like. No, you can just get up and
leave by see you later. Oh my gosh, that's.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
A wild night. How are you? Oh yeah, that was real,
pod Man, And.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I mean, I don't know that's about I got. I
don't know. Raiders, Dolphin's ugly game. There's not a lot
of good games. Rams, Patriots. Oh hey, Colts, Jets. Anthony
Richardson back under center flag O Flacco flame, he's done.
They got some windsprints in. Anthony Richardson said, I'm no
longer tired. He's coming back in. So you got to
(53:28):
take the Indianapolis Colts plus four and you can take
it to the bank. Take it to the bank. Jets
are got off.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
They're got off. Menory ninety one cents and he's left
the stream. It's just an empty chair. He's topped to
ninety one.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh my gosh, everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
He lost it all and it's a ghost. The Menory
in a chair swinging.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Coach's conventioned for we'd love to see there. Make sure
you get your tickets. Sore Losers dot com we're out.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, come on, guys, make sure you come to the convention.
We'd love to suck him off with you.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Well, that was weird. That was weird. My wife said, hey,
did you drop off that shirt back at the guy's house.
I borrow a Tennessee shirt for when I went to Kneeland,
but the dude had an extra large. Uh, I can't
wear an extra large, so I just said it. I
put it in my car and I never wore it,
so now I gotta return it forgot still sitting in
the car on the same hanger.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Did you sound like DoD Man he comes back from
a trip. Hey, man, you know the Vall's hat. It
you let me borrow a dumped alcohol on it no
longer exists. Well, thanks Dodd. That was my good luck hat.
I've never found a hat as good as that one.
Oh man, man borrowing clothes. Chicks do it all the time,
borrowing bras and.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Shit, yeah they do. I mean that's all good. Let's
go home. Man.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
Hey, do you guys got any boxer brief second borrow?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Please?
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Arnold once? That make my patage luck big fabby.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Alright, man, I'm sweat and I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Oh my god,
Hey, we're live, We're live, welcome back, man, and I
have something pointless housekeeping if you will, if you want
to or if you have something you want to go with,
fire off right away.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well i'd loved I love housekeeping right in the beginning. Man,
that's the most important thing.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And it's actually rhetorical. I don't even need you to
respond to it.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I would like to know if people though, if you
can hear the fan on this podcast, let us know,
because we have put a fan in the studio because
it's so hot, and I'm gonna tell you what it helps.
How do you say it? Exponentially? Exponentially? Exponentially exponentially Is
that the right word.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it's explicit. It's what you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not looking for explicit.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm talking about bored.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Exponentially. I don't know the word is. It is a
huge help. But if it's too loud, we need to
know because we don't wanted to interrupt the girth of
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Thank you so pointless, but worth just saying I was
going to tell you off Mike, why not tell you
on Mike. So this morning I came in and I
had a food that made my hand messy. What was it? Yogurt?
But I don't know why my hands were messy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Interesting, I had yogurt this morning too.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, so maybe I think I got a little bit
of yogurt on my hand. That's not important to the story.
What is important to the stories. I go to the
sink and I washed my hands and there's no paper towel. Okay,
that's fine, must have just been an oversight. I reach
up in the top. They got napkins from some conference
I use. I'd drive my hands. All good, no big deough.
I go to the gym. It was a busy morning,
had a lot going on. You know, I'm starting to
(01:29):
feel better. I'm eating a lot. I'd use the restroom.
I had to relieve myself from the back. What the
hell is that? Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I heard that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so this thing has audio that booms, but it
doesn't matter. It's just a podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I heard it. Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
If we did that on the Big Show, we'd have
been fired.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know what that was.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's an update, but the audio picks up on the
Adobe from the computer. Got it, and so I go
into the bathroom to relieve myself from the backside, not
the front.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And so I'm done relieving myself. And there's no toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, no, my boyt news this What is this?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No paper towel, no toilet paper. But when we're trying
to go during the big show on a break and
use the restroom, the bathroom's closed for cleaning. Yeah, it's fine.
I would prefer you clean the bathroom when there's not
people there. I get it's tough. It's a pretty busy
off as a lot of Weird Hours radio. And this
isn't even on the cleaning lady. This is just I'm
(02:28):
just wondering where the hiccup is. This is just me
asking a question. I mean, it could have been somebody
could have a mess, use the whole toilet paper roll.
And it's not even the cleaning lady's fault. I'm not
saying it's her fault at all. She's amazing, But she
closes the restroom when we're trying to go during the
big show. That's fine, it's fine. There's no paper towel,
there's no toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What gives it makes no sense that the cleaning lady
is here cleaning throughout the day. Because whatever you are cleaning,
people are just gonna go back over it and make
it dirty again because we're here throughout the day. So
you cleaning the bathroom at nine to thirty am. I
(03:06):
tried to go to the bathroom five minutes ago, had
the big yellow thing across it said close for cleaning.
Why are you cleaning at that time? You need to
wait until everybody leaves the building then you clean because
then it won't get read dirty. So you're cleaning right now,
and guess what, in thirty minutes, people are gonna go
(03:26):
in there and make it dirty again, and you're gonna
have to go clean again. You are being inefficient with
your time. It makes no sense. You're doing double, the triple,
quadruple the work when you could just clean it one
time at the end of the day and be done
with it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And so this isn't me complaining. I mean people complain
about our professional all the time. You guys voice your
opinions on our Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, so people are
used to getting complained against. It's really not even saying that.
It's simply we need different protocols in place. I then
tried to go into the closet. It's a lot tighter
in a fucking drum. So what am I supposed to do?
I'm corn cobbetent going over to the paper toweling.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
And try to go in the closet. You've been in
the closet a long damn time.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So I go over there to the closet and it's
locked up. So then I'm sitting there waddling over there
to the paper towel thing. I'm grabbing water, throwing it
up my ass. I'm grabbing paper towel, putting it up
my ass. I think at one point then I flushed it, dude.
At one point I think I put it right on
the faucet. I said, you know what, but Damian, you
(04:32):
know so? My thing is this. They need to give
us access to the paper towel, to the toilet paper,
and guys, please, during working hours, can we use the restroom.
I just don't think this has really been a full efficiency,
well oiled machine until we got here. We're the Bobby
Bone Show. We're the biggest show in America, where the
(04:52):
country the big show. So that with all that said,
things have to I mean, things have to be perfect
around here. So just to couple couple things housekeeping, if
you will, that needs to be addressed, and I will
hang up and listen. I set all that to say nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, I couldn't have said it better myself. That was
well done, man, that was well done.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hey, but I go into the kitchen right now. I
yelled at you and I said, hey, I got a
run because my hands had cheetos all over them. Wash
my hands, and there was paper towel there. So that
protocol is perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, No, that means I'm telling you that's what it is.
She comes in in the morning and fills everything up. Oh,
and then people use it all Then people use it
all day. So then she didn't come back till nine
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
We just figured out the hole.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, So that's what I'm saying, is like she fills
it up in the morning and then it gets used
all throughout the day. So people that get here early
in the morning, guess what, there's nothing available to us
because she cleaned all day and left at five o'clock
with everybody else.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
And if you greet me tomorrow on a Friday, hey,
sisn how's it going? Happy Friday? Just know that I
probably wipe my hand and my asshole with my hand.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, And so everybody coming to the convention, just know
that when you shake Ray's hand, when you shake the
coacher's hand and he has poop on it, it's because
we don't have any toilet paper here at the office.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Quick, gun to your head. What do you do if
you don't have toilet paper? Because I find to find
out this morning and I realized.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Paper towel and those hurts.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
But you had to duck walk it over to the
paper towel. It's okay, you got a duck walk otherwise
you're gonna squeeze some out.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah. You know what, people, You know what people love
about this podcast when we talk about poop. That's what
they love about most.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
They love the poop stories. Let me tell you. Let's
start the show.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We got to go to our lead. Yeah yeah, man,
that wasn't a good start for the ratings, all right.
These mouses, I wish they were hardwired. Man. It's like
the old days had a cord connected to the mouse,
then you knew it was connected to a computer. Now
it's all Wi Fi connected. Half the time, these mouses
(07:07):
are jumping all over the screen like a fucking lunatic.
I've got a hilarious story to share about Bob Menory
sometime in this podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'd love to hear it. Man, it happened last night, Okay,
because I got a story about last night too.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
All right, we do.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't know if it's that funny, though.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, you did your intro, so we're good.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I did not do my intro. I did not do
the intro.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
St Arnold, We're gonna do it live. Are you ready
practice your voice? Jesus a little bit more nuts in it? Okay, good,
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two three?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So uses? What up?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Arnold, go ahead, what's up? You answer?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
They live on breadles issues, and I love the party
and drink on the weekends and I'm usually hungover on
Sunday and i take Mondays off over here.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Eh, thanks, Arnold? What's up, y'all? It says, and I'm
from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live on
the North side of Nashville with basers. Who's a Broadway girl.
Took her there, not kidnapped. It was marriage. It's actually
a thing in America that some people abide by. And
I I have property two point two acres, although people
keep throwing damn trash on my property, and I'm about
to sell the whole thing. All I want is a
(08:30):
house with a slab in a sidewalk. I don't feel
like picking up somebody else's trash, but I digres.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What kind of trash are they throwing on your land?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's the construction guys. It's it's a working community. You
want to see blue crawler, You want to see hard
work in America. You want to see the silent majority.
You go to the country, because everybody has shit blowing
off their There's tarp, there's been a luminum foil, there's
been foam in my driveway there. It just comes off
these work carts into everybody's yards. They don't give a shit, but.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
They just keep on driving.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I mean, that's that's just the working class, you know.
They it's kind of just like, you know what, I'll
get this this time, but then the next time you
come through and you got a little bit extra rock,
you know, you drop it all. You know, we all
scratch ourself our back, scratch our own asses. Okay, that's
how the saying goes.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, speaking of asses, man, yesterday last night we had
we delivered dinner to a family. Uh the mom had surgery.
Holdly man, Wow that fans loud, isn't it? But that's okay?
Well why are you clapping?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Awesome?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What what is awesome?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's cool? You did that?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, so we're friends with you know,
the couple of the kids are friends, and so we
took dinner over and we the kids play for a
little bit and then we're like, all right, well we're
gonna go. You know, I know you're not feeling well.
And the dad looks exhausted. Dude, he's been at this
for like five days because the mom is, you know,
laid up, and he just looks so tired. He wants
to just get to bed. And we're like, we got
(09:59):
to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I gotta do my shirt again. I'm sweating.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know it's hot. I was gonna say that fan
was making a big difference, but it's not making that
big of a difference unless I angle myself this way
and that computer screen is not blocking it, then I
can feel it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm doing the same cape that Lunch posted the picture
of yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, on Wednesday. If we get in the we get
in the car. We're getting in, everybody buckling in, all right,
We're ready to go. And we're in their driveway and
I turn the car on and there's a lady standing
on the sidewalk right behind the car and she's just
standing there. I'm looking in the review rear view mirror
(10:37):
and the car's on. She has to see the car lights, right, hey,
sweet tits, And I mean two minutes, still standing there
and the kid, dad, let's go. And I'm like, there's
someone you know standing back there, and I'm like, I
know she sees the lights, like the red light and
the tail lights are on. Three minutes go by, and
(10:59):
I find all right, maybe she doesn't see me, so
I'll put it in reverse so she has to see me.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Whoa right, give her a blink.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
So I put it in reverse and she's just standing
there with her dog in the very middle, right in
the middle, right behind the car. We are trying to
back out of this person's driveway and we can't. We
are stuck. There's nowhere to go, and she's just standing
there and the dogs just kind of squatted there, and
the lady's just standing there with the leash, not trying
(11:30):
to move the dog, not trying to do anything, just
hanging out.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey, tit's on a stick.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
And I'm like, what is she doing?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Influencer, I mean, what no descriptions of this last She's
eighty or twenty.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She's probably forty eight, hot, brown hair, short, petite lady ray,
very nice shelf. Dog was kind of big, like a labbradoodle.
Is that what they're calling?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Is she wearing the ass leisure that everybody wears? Now?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh yeah, she was wearing like a nice soft like
a light pullover and some probably yoga pants, blacked yoga pants,
and it was a purple.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Top, say less for the truckers.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
She had some white, whitish gray tennis shoes on. That's
what she was wearing. The dog was a golden doodle.
It was a kind of grayish for the truckers.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Was she tanned?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No, I couldn't really tell. She had long sleeves on
like she and so finally I put it back in
park after five minutes of sitting there, and I get
out of the car and I kind of stick my
head around, and that's when I see the problem. The
dog's constipated. The lady has a bag on her hand,
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and the dog has half a poop out its butt
and it can't come out and it won't move. So
she is down there trying to physically with the hand
in the bag, rip the poop out to the butt.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You can't fault her for not moving.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I didn't know. She was so like concerned with her
dog and paying attention to her dog that she probably
didn't notice the vehicle. She couldn't. She was trying to
she couldn't move the dog because it was already in
this like poop position, but that poop, and she had
that bag on there. Hey man, you gotta bear down.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
This is what I do in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And she looks at me and she goes, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know, are you lunch bots?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I know you're trying to move. She goes, my dog's
having problems getting this poop out.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How how's it going, I'm a lunch And she's like.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I'm trying to move him out the way. I'm trying
to move him out of the way. I'm like, all right,
So I get back in the car. I'm like, Dad,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Have you considered massaging the groin area?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Why isn't she moving?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Dad? Can we go down? I'm like, Oh, the dog's
taking a poop. Can I see? Can I see?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Guys? And then I put it in reverse again to
just kind of watch on the camera because I'm like,
I want to see the action.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Well, did she address at all why the car cannot
back out?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, she said the dog won't move, she said, I'm sorry,
I tried to move. I said, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well, let me get your number roll. I don't know why,
but i'd.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Put it back in reverse. I could watch on the
camera eight because I might. I mean, I might as
well see the action. And after eight minutes and thirty
seconds of sitting in the driveway, the poop was removed.
She used her hand with in that bag to kind
of yank that poop out of there, and the dog
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moved out of the way.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Dude, that is patience for you to actually get out,
not to do the horn. The horn. That actually was
you being the bigger person that deserves a round of applause.
So it was a big night. Man.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
We delivered dinner, We watched the lady deliver a poop
out of the butt. I mean, it was an incredible
evening for me.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We do.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Don't we take commercials?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, we do take commercials. All right, you want to
take a break. I mean, we can take a break.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The end of us segment. It was all contained. It
was about poop from beginning to end, doing you. It
was great stories on the bed show. Then we take
a break. Okay, we'll be right back this break. All right,
(15:21):
I'm hitding it you. We're live and everything right now.
We're live on audio and video.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So if I go to YouTube, hold on, it is
so damn hot, sore losers. Oh it is, says live.
It says we're live channel offline. But don't press anything.
Let me see if I can see it. See that
was our texting. Wait wait wait, we're live on the internet.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
See. I wonder what cameras showing you talk?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, it's not I said, wave, you know, dude, this
isn't there. Go there you're waving. Okay, got it, we're live,
We're live. I'm going I'm gonna put it on Facebook
might know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hey, guys, if you are at your home right now
or in your truck, this isn't the best audio. We're
setting up our first live. The last one it was
me naked and Arnold was playing with his put in
the corner.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, all right, we are see that's the prona.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I in.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Are live.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Here's giving me the problem. This is where I really
need you to drop your nuts and make a decision.
What do you want me to hit sound clips or
do you want me to switch the cameras because I
can't do damn both.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, then that's a problem because if you go Ray
hit the clip all the way to the right, I'm
all the way to the left. Dude, I'm not I'm
not back here. I'm not Dak Prescott Like I don't
have all the moves, bro.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean, you gotta twist your got to do your
hips hips hips hip. And if you're Dak Prescott, that
means you're gonna be hitting the wrong button like he
hits the wrong receivers.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh, I can't believe we're live. It actually works.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, No, we are live, and which reminds me of
I don't know if I'm supposed to be excited if
I am excited, But we have two big fights this weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yes, but I just told Kevin it's the water cooler.
What did you say, we have two big fights this weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I don't know how I feel about it because I
feel like Bones Jones this fight is like three years
too late.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I feel like they're both old. They're old well, and
he's a massive favorite. Guys, you gotta put down seven
hundred dollars to win one hundred, So for me, it's
part of a parlay. I would never do that unless
the old me, dejen me, would have been the guy
that goes, hey, I'm gonna put two bands on this
and win two hundred dollars, which is totally stupid. Don't
(18:04):
do that because one need of the nuts and the
guys down.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm excited to see Bones Jones, but when I saw
him fight, who the hell was it Serial Gone or whatever?
He looks slow, He looks in a heavyweight.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
He looks big.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I mean, he's supposed to be big, but he doesn't move.
He hadn't been in the ring, but like one the
octagon one time in the last twenty five years. It
feels like and then the Mike Tyson Paul fight. They're
only doing two minute rounds, they're only doing eight rounds,
they're using heavier gloves.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know what that means? I just don't believe it.
What does that mean? It has all the makings for
eight rounds? Baby? So why not bet that plus one fifty?
It's your money and a half. So you put down
one hundred, you win. Two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Seven States aren't even letting you bet on that fight
really because of the weird rules, the two minute rounds,
it only being eight rounds, it using different gloves. It
all feels hokey to me. Why do I not believe it?
Why do I think Mike Tyson is gonna be terrible?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And it's Friday and Renos so guys know this. It's
not a Saturday. It's gonna creep up on you, and
it's probably tonight, right tonight, we're live, dumb ass, Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Idiot, get off the stream, Get off the stream. Street,
you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So hey, my boy, we are so stupid.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
We are going live when the pad's not even gonna
be up till tomorrow. We are so stupid.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
We just had to see if it worked. I just
needed to know it worked.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
We are so stupid sometimes I am like, what do you?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh? I want to actually see it from my own eyes.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I mean, it is so dumb. We are so dumb.
I'm an idiot. But yes, I.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Are you gonna be watching either one of them?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I'm curious how much it's gonna cost to do the
boxing win because it's not like ours. Ours only ten
the other night.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. Let me
see how much is how much?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh sore losers are live and we got two new subs?
Is who would click on this and watch it? It
looks like gay porn? Like look at this, this is
what people see to click on.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh that's pretty bad. Let's see cosstream. I don't. I
just don't know if I should know sound.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
They said they can't hear anything.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh that's good, Uh live stream Netflix standard with ads? No, No,
I won't to know how much the fight is.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Guys, you need to message us right now and tell
us if you can hear anything.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
So wait, if I am on Netflix, I can just
watch it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
How in the bloody hell would there be no audio?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't know. I'm gonna call Morgan.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
No, she wouldn't know. She's done this like once and
she didn't even go live with us that time.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Let me hear it. There's no audio. Hey, hit up
your dude.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, see, I knew it won't work. All right, Well,
we'll stop this, we'll stop the live. I'm gonna stop
it off.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
So you can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's crazy. It does everything but audio, because I guess
it's that computer. In this computer, is there a button
that you need to put up on the board. It might,
I mean very well could be, but I don't know
which one. Nobody ever taught me that anyway. All right,
I'm exing add that we're back live on just the potty.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It turned the lights down.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
If we're not returning down.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm not gonna get up and turned down. I'm just
we're gonna talk and it's all You're fine. You are.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I put my hat over my eyes. Guys, he has
it in. You're like an operating table. I mean, dude,
I'm not getting open heart surgery today.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're like my freaking kids. You act so dramatic about
the dumbest shit. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I immediately put the hat over there.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You put the hat over the eyes, like, oh my god,
I can't stand this light in my eyes. Like, you've
never been in a room that has lights on. It's
not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
But you gotta admit, these are a little bit brighter
than your average bear.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
They are brighter than your average bear. But guess what,
it's not gonna kill you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You know, the lights in the other room and the
big show. I told Scooba, I said, the hell if
we're ever turning these things on bright day one Bones
comes in, Hey, is there any way you guys can
turn your lights on brighter? I was like, no, Bones, No,
it's just a setting on here. It keeps it pretty medium. Yep.
Since then, they've been medium the whole time.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's like my kids the other day, we're driving in
the car and he's like, Dada, it's not good to
look directly at the sun, is it? And I was like, no,
that'll hurt your eyes. And he goes, what about a
bright light? And I said, no, that's not good either.
That'll kind of hurt your eyes and look directly at it.
And he goes, but Dad, there's car lights so I
just gotta ride with my eyes closed the whole time.
(22:50):
Those lights are shining in our car, and I'm like,
don't be a dramatic dumb ass. It's okay to have
your like lights can heat your eye, but you don't
stare directly at the bright light. Dad, I still got
my eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
There's no light getting in my eyes. Okay, all right.
I mean I don't know how to make you stop that. Hey,
that's exactly what you did with that stupid ass hat.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Bro. Can I be on your kid's side for a second.
When I'm driving in the country and these ranchers have
got the rack up top, you got four lights down low?
I mean, I get your in your Nissan double cab
heavy duty Wrangler ranch cut. I mean, dude, it this
is me every morning. Bright bright brights, fuck man, man, Like,
(23:31):
turn your brights down. This is me in my car
to by myself, bright's driving through a neighborhood. Thirty five
rights brights, brights, fuck man, turn your brights down, dude,
every morning, because I'm telling you, just like your kid
a little too bright. Bro.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
When I was in Iceland, dude and I was driving,
it was on a little two lane road and the
freaking big t I mean, the road is so small
there is no room for error.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
We'll compare it to something.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean, it is like way smaller than brother.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And that's what I'm saying, compared to a street, so
people know what the it's.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Only two lanes, one lane going one way and one
lane go on the other. There's no shoulder, there's no nothing.
See then no shoulders will get you. And these semis
are going through Iceland and they are huge and their
lights are so damn bright. You're just like, oh, we
made it past it. Okay, cool, you can drive, ah,
all right, made it past it. It's that that freaking
(24:26):
scary thing.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All compare it to is the road to Hannah and
what MAUI.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh yeah, I know that very well.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Did you go?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Never been man?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Billy did that driving me baser Zack's wife.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Not a jeep.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Time of our lives. Billy took the.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Rain, obviously not time of their lives, because it didn't last.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Dude, it was too late. It was one lane, no shoulder.
I don't know how we returned that rental car in
one piece, never got in a wreck. But dude, it
is close, because it's like Billy, right, guy, right corner,
blind corner every five minutes, can't see where you're going
on the other side, and you're just hoping. What we
(25:07):
did is do we win at six am? Nobody goes
at six am. You go at noon. I bet there
were cars hitting each other left and right.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Dude when we were in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pro tip before Colorado, we're still in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh you're done.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, this is a This is a sore loser's pro tip.
You're only getting to get exclusively on the sword losers. Dude,
do the rental bus. Do the bus, leave the driving
to somebody else. You're in the back sucking off white clause.
Enjoy the scenery. You don't need to get your own
car and do it way too stressful. God bless Billy.
The guy has got he's a race car driver like
Danica Patrick.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
He is great so not very good?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
No, he's good.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Did Danica Patrick ever win anything? Yeah? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Is my sound working? No?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
All?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Right over to Colorado again?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Uh? Did Danika Patrick ever win anything?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Thank you? Uh? Like you're saying. But when I say
two lane road, I mean at one lane going one
lane way and one lane going the other way. So
it's only because you said a one lane road. So
I'm like, if you're the only car on the road
and it's only one lane, then you're fine. Right, This
was one lane, so you had to stop if a
car was coming in that direction, or there was just
enough for two cars to squeeze. Bye.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
If it would have been a truck, you'd to probably
scrape the side. Got it over to Colorado.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's sort of like Colorado driving through the mountains, dude,
and they have no guardrails and you get up towards
the top of that mountain, dude, and it is like
inches from the side, and if you go off that side,
it's over. Dude. Dude, do you want to talk about
some white knuckle driving? I mean squeezing that handle so hard,
oh my good, steering wheel like oh my god, oh
(26:36):
my gosh, oh my gosh, going so slow because it
is terrifying when you get way up there.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I'm from Colorado. I'm aware.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I thought you were from Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The border borders Colorado. Didn't know that We did that
driving as a kid, never realize how dangerous it was.
I've never driven those roads as an adult now, nor
may I never will, but I guess it really is that.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Dude. When we North Carolina, you go out there by
Ashville and then the mountains, and there's one you know,
it's two lane road, one one way, and the one language.
Some of them got washed away. Hopefully everybody's okay.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Uh, but I had crossed out or guys.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I tell my wife all the time. I'm like, if
I had a kid and this is the roads they
had to learn to drive on, oh my god, I
would never It would be terrifying.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You never would have sex.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, I would never be able to see.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I would remain abstinate.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I would never be able to I would never be
able to watch them drive. I would never be able
to go to sleep when they were out driving. It
is terrifying because like people looking at their phone, it's
a bat you're over over. I bet you there's rex
all the.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Time, dude, the phone thing. When I see somebody even
next to me, if they're on their phone, I go
ten miles slower, ten miles faster, get away from me.
Even if I see them check it, I'm like, oh,
that's it, hitting the brakes. I'm getting to the far right.
Don't even want to be near that person.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
At the stoplight. They do it all the time. If
you just pull up at any stop light, look left, right,
and there is everybody is on their damn phone, every
single person. Guys, it is not that damn important that
you need to check it every stop light.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Dude, yesterday, two days ago, three days ago, depending on
when this airs. Baser says, we go to Chick fil A.
I said, by all means.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Of course I will, obviously one Sunday.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well, it's in the country. It was a thirty minute.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Drive, I know, but it wasn't Sunday, correct.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
So I get to the Chick fil A. I have
one turn left. It's already been a thirty minute drive.
We ordered it ahead. I'm probably late of one turn.
The ladies on not being sexist. She was a lady.
She's in the left turning lane on her damn phone,
just sitting there, and I give her a man still
sitting there. It's wide open. There's it's the country. There's
no cars coming through. I gave her the one hank.
(28:48):
Chill for a second, then I go bebe bat still chilling.
She kind of like edges out a little bit. There's
a car a football field away, and then I go
and she edges forward a foot and sits there and
the light goes yellow, and I'm like, you have got
to be absolutely kidding me that I miss this light.
(29:09):
I'm even later for the Chick fil A because of late.
She had to have been on her phone. She was
on Facebook, singles marketplace, she's on Twitter X looking at politics.
She's on Instagram looking at some dancing video. I don't
know what the fuck she was doing. But I missed
the light because of her.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So when she turned left, you didn't just turn left
right after her, because if it's yellow, use off time.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
She didn't turn she sat there. Oh and we waited
then for the whole light to turn, all because she
was on her phone. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And you know what's crazy is when you sit at
those lights and you think, oh my god, it's about
an hour, it's really about ninety seconds.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I didn't even include the important, the hilarious part of
the story. Oh that's redneck behind me.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You see.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I was giving the hawks, and me and him had
that moment where we both had the understanding he's in
the back like this, like he's like fuck man, and
just yeah and he's in my rearview mirror, and we're
both just like what the fuck? Man, Like just both
so irritated. Well, you're both like, she's like kids on
their phones, dude, it's wrong with people. Well what were
you saying. You're saying, I don't know, phones, stop lights,
(30:16):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Know what we were talking about. Country.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Just scares me to have kids like to drive on
those roads, Like I'm not good at it. It makes
me nervous. So whenever we take road trips and I
drive on those roads, it's just like, oh my god,
this is so terrifying, Like it is so stressful.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
When you're driving her, your wife's driving while you.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
No, no, my wife doesn't like driving on those roads.
When I'm driving, I just don't.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like it, dude. One time Baser drove to Chicago. I
usually take the reins. I did. Actually, she drives on
the way there. I drive on the way back. But Chicago, dude,
was super windy.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's called the Windy City.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
And Dude, I wake up from a nap. We're like
three hours in. She has white knuckle two hands on
the steering wheel and she's like this, and I look
over at her. Dude, I thought we were in a
fun fucking jet or something, and she's just taking off
on a runway. I'm like, what is happening? And she's like,
it's so Wendy. I'm doing everything I can to keep
it on the road. I'm like, but it was like,
(31:11):
I mean, it's just a little wind, it's the windy city,
you know what I mean. But to wake up to
somebody with two hands on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, it's like like Amy from Four Things with Amy Brown.
I used to road trip with her back to Austin,
and let me tell you, I would drive and then
I'd be like, are you drive? I'm gonna take a nap.
I couldn't never take a nap. I couldn't do it
because she's swerving all over the road and I'm my
body would not let me take a nap that bad
because it was that bad. It was so scary and terrifying.
(31:39):
It was awful. And I don't know how we even
got on all this crap, But really, I just wanted
to highlight the fights this weekend, and I feel like
there the Mike Tyson and Paul fight is just a joke.
I don't I'm probably gonna pay. If I had to
pay for it, I will probably pay for it. But
I just don't even understand it. Yeah, I think that
all those fights that Paul does are rigged and stupid
and just bull crap. But I'm gonna fall forward, hook
(32:02):
Line and Sinker, and I'm gonna watch it, and then
I will watch Bones Jones on Saturday night. Even though
I still feel like that fight should have happened five
years ago when they were in their primes. Now I
feel like they're just two old men getting in there
and fighting, and really.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
That one's unbettable. I already told you guys, seven hundred
to win one hundred, it's not even worth your time.
But the night before, Tyson and one of the Paul kids,
let's see Jake Paul or Logan Jake, and they're both
equally popular.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Dude, Jake is favorite. I see. This is what I
don't know, And I'm how is Jake Paul favored over
Mike Tyson. Well, here's the problem. Maybe it's because he's
fifty six years old and he had like a brain
aneurysm like a couple months ago. That's why they had
to postpone the fight in July. He had some health scare,
like he almost died, So how is this he I
can't even do it, but I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
So because of that, I think it's gonna go all rounds,
and guys, there are only two minutes, and it's not
UFC where you're getting all tired even kind of bounce
around and chill. Two minutes goes by that quickly. Five
rounds is even money. I'll take that. You can get
plus one point five if they goes all eight rounds.
So those are the bets. That's what I did. I
did five rounds and it needs or to go full eight.
(33:10):
Both those, and then I did Jake Paul in one
of them, which probably wasn't that smart because neither one's
gonna knock each other out, and maybe they called a
tie or something, or you're just hoping the judges give
it to Jake Paul. The smart bet is that it
has to go five rounds. All they have to do
is stand up there for ten minutes. Guys with breaks,
with dancing around as a wrestler, wrestling is so much
(33:31):
more tiring UFC. I can't believe they don't die after
one period. Boxing you can dance, you can. Wrestling is
so much more involved. So I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, and you know what with that, I think we
should take a break. Give me some Bob Minry. Dude.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Almost forgot dude. We come in here with no notes,
no script, No I have notes.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
No I had notes.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Man, I wrote it on paper, towel.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
That's not funny.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
You know I was searching for that. I'm gonna write
mondays into the paper. That's not funny, all right, ass
hand for four hours? Fuck you not funny, Arnold. So
let me say this, guys, Bob Menory was hilarious last night.
I know you guys were all asleep and everything. Yeah, dude,
he went on at midnight a live stream where he
videos himself with a couple of dudes in Dallas. He'll
(34:20):
just go to these guys house and post up and
be like, hey, I'll further your kick account if you
let me post up in your living room and do
this account. So these kids just let him chill over
his house. The one guy's got his girlfriend sleeping in
the next room. Menory was on from midnight. I just
want to be factual. He had to have stopped by
now he had to have like, there's no there's no
possible way he's still going on.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Now because that'd be like twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Man, how does it just delete?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
There?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
It is? Oh, he's still betting, bro, he is still betting.
There's nothing to bet. No, he's betting the slot on
an online casino. Bro, this is memory.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I don't hear it. It's just hold music.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh it says connection lost. But he's still going. You
can still see his face. So memory started at midnight.
He's been streaming now for twelve hours, and at one
point he was up to twenty thousand. He cashed out.
He gave like five people two hundred and fifty dollars.
His biggest hit was for five thousand on a slot.
Then he hit another slot for four thousand, and I
think he was smart in cash some out. And then
(35:30):
he would get like his boy would they pay with
venmo with ether and bitcoin. His boy would hit him
up with five thousand. He'd redeposit. The website gave him
two thousand for just gambling a crapload.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
So then so.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
He's posted up on this film.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
He's just he's doing a slot online slot machine on.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, you can do it. There's all kinds of online places.
I'm not going to say the one he was at,
but they and so then the dude was able to
capture the slot machine and Bob Menory. So you're seeing
Bob Menory as he's doing the slot machine. It's kind
of interesting to watch. I mean, dude, I probably watched
two or three hours of it. He was playing plinko
where it drops the balls from the top and it's
one of those triangles from cracker barrel, so there's pegs
(36:09):
on it and there's a thousand on the outside, and
then once you get more to the center, you don't
win any money, but if you get a thousand, you're
winning five grand and the balls come down and you
just watch these balls come down. It's kind of soothing.
I can see how people get addicted. He won a
decent amount on that ended up kind of being a
wash Buffalo is where he won a ton, and then
once he catched, there was a point where he was
at twenty thousand, and I think he cashed out ten thousand,
(36:32):
and he paid back his investors because he just has
like a boy like let's say an NFL player, Hey man,
I'm gonna bitcoin you two thousand right now, I'll invest
hit me back with it, and just hopefully there's a
return on it. If not, no worries. He's boys like
that with people. So this one dude hit him with
two thousand, Another dude hit him with five thousand, The
website hit him with two thousand, and so, and then
he started paying the listeners people watching. He goes, all right,
(36:54):
I'm gonnaive you tw hundred fifty dollars. I'm gonna give
you two hundred and fifty dollars. Dude. The guy's girlfriend
was waking up in the next row, the guy who
owned these computers, and in the stream, he's like, I
gotta go do. The sun's coming up. And Thenery was
still playing slots. He played roulette. He never played crabs.
He played blackjack roulette. He was playing one thousand dollars.
He played a couple thousand dollars hands of blackjack roulette.
(37:16):
He would put five hundred on each one of the columns,
and a couple of day that wasn't lucrative. He didn't
do good at roulette. Dude. The entire night he's playing
this crap, and I wish, actually, I can probably see
how much he has because so he cashed out, he
was able to pay his investors back, and then he
would just fluctuate. It was like two thousand, he would drop.
One time he dropped down to twenty two dollars and
went back up to two thousand.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The fact that you sat there and watched this dumb ass.
I not dumbass, but this dude played for three hours
an online.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
He set of money, He's out of money. He has
ninety one cents left. He's waiting for more money. So
that's why he's not talking on the stream. He's waiting
for more money to get invested. And so I zoom out.
Can you hit him as there's one hundred sixty two
people watching, he's been streaming for thirteen hours.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Give him a text me like, hey, well five dollars.
Do anything before you pimp? I'm not signed in sign in?
Is that not your what is it on? Is it
not on instagrams? On kick oh?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But I literally don't even know how to sign in.
So abut this is him. He's been up for all night,
he didn't sleep at all. You help me, help me,
That's who he had on the pot. But he's like,
he's like, I'm a Degen. I'm in Degen mode, dude.
So he's with drinking. He was drinking coronas. I think
he did an adderall at one point, and then he'd
go in the other room. When he'd run out of money,
he'd go in the other room and call buddy and
(38:35):
be like, hey, send me two thousand ether two thousand
dollars in bitcoin. It's all two thousand dollars. But the
way they were able to send it to him is
you copy the address. Look, and he's still laughing. He's
laughing his ass up. Bob. We had him on the pod,
so he would get two thousand dollars, he'd come back
and just start firing. So, yeah, the highs was the
(38:55):
best he got was twenty thousand on a five thousand.
He would start with like five thousand. Usually the best
he got was twenty went all the way down to
zero a lot. I think he ended up, But dude,
the highs and lows were insane. The one dude, the
one dude doesn't have any money that runs the stream
or whatever, because he goes when memory was at twenty thousand,
He's like, come on, man, cash out, mande dude, holy shit,
(39:20):
just twenty thousand dollars, make cash out, cash out, and
Mentory goes, dude. Mentory's like, dude, you know how what
he swears. He's like, dude, you're the worst person to
gamble with. He's like, get the fuck out of here.
He's like, I'm not gambling with you. He's like, you
have the worst mojo ever foring gambling. He's like, we're firing,
and this dude's panicking because he's not cashing out twenty.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Thous The satisfaction enjoy you get out of this is
really something that is to be I'm so impressed. I
don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
There is something to it with all that to say,
maybe we need to do that.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
You think we need to get online.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And we would have cameras video us playing slots or something,
and we stream it and.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
People would donate twenty thousand dollars to us and we
would sit there and play it. Yeah, the story and
then was gonna pay them back or we don't pay
them back, it's our money.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
We would do it. Oh, they don't pay you back.
The sore losers Nation, I think they could fund this.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
So they just give us money to gamble and then
if we win, we win money. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
That's why I never was able to totally figure out
these people that give him money. He wasn't really advertising
for him. The buddy that let him host it, he
was on his kickstream, so that dude gets money from
Kick because he was He streamed for thirteen hours, So
that dude probably made like four hundred from Kick for
streaming that long and having that many people watch for
that long. But so he made a little bit of money.
But like the people that donated to Memory, unless he
(40:40):
wins the money at the casino and then pays them
back with interest, I really don't get how they benefit
it because he wasn't shouting out products or anything.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
You're like, why would someone just send him two thousand
dollars if they're not going to get any money back.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But he did. It could have been people with the website,
because he did shout out the website, but he kind
of it was like this website sucks ass, so like
at time, he wasn't really promoting the website in a
positive way. So I don't know if it was investors
with the website they were getting I'm curious who gave
him the five thousand, Who gave him the two thousand,
and there was at least three or four investors, And
I'm just curious, who the fuck gives somebody three K
(41:14):
on a random slot stream. Here you go, man, Yeah, yeah,
thanks man. How does that benefit you?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
It's a great question. I'm very confused by the whole thing,
very confused, sort of like I'm very confused by the
college football playoff. I mean, here's the thing. They're doing
everything in their power to keep Georgia in the top twelve.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
They're gonna be in the top twelve.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
They played Tennessee this weekend. Yeah, Vall's uphill battle. Georgia
wins this game, They're in the top twelve. They're gonna
be in the playoff. Oh yeah, and Tennessee will drop
to like number eleven. They are doing their best to
keep as many SEC teams in there as they can
as possible.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Duh, bro, they're not what Pyu and Poise stayed in
there to the fuck are these guys and how did
they end up in here? Dude? How the hell is you.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Gonna end up in this top twelve? I mean, it
is so bad. We're gonna get stuck with Byu and
the top twelve. We're gonna have BYU versus Boise State.
Tell me which team sucks more. We're gonna have BYU
versus Indiana. Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And well, and there's a lady that thinks there could
be a three loss team. So if if Georgia, if
Georgia loses their out, No, if they beat Tennessee and
then they they go to the SEC Championship and they lose,
they would be a three loss team and they would
be in.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
They'd be in.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Dude. So there's people that think three loss teams can
get into this playoff. That's your point. There's gonna be
a three loss team in the playoff.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
This is just exactly what I've been telling you.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Like, are you guys happy now? Like we're having three
loss teams make the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Hey, So the balls though, they can lose and still
make it in.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, if they lose this game, they're still in. They'll
be down on argans. I'll drop to number eleven. Okay, now,
but my.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Thing is Indiana.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
If when Indiana gets housed by Ohio State, they're gonna
get they're gonna drop like number fifty five, Like, they're
not gonna be anywhere near this playoff picture. They're gonna
lose the Ohio State and I don't even know because
then they won't be in the Big Ten Championship because
it'd be Ohio State versus Oregon.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Dude, Boise State is gonna be in this thing and
they're gonna get beat by eighty.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I mean god, I mean, I enjoy your first round games.
And the spread is gonna be Georgia minus twenty eight
against byu WA exciting.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
The home games will be dope though.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
That is cool.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yes, that is really cool. We go back to Kneeland
and run it back with LG.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
No or not? No, no, wait.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
No, we'll just get you a lie ride ahead of time.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No you want you want? You want me to tell
you about LG. Yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you about LG.
What happened with LG. We should probably take a break, yeah, yeah,
and then and then I'll tell you what happened. Okay,
we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Yeah. Man. We got all the time in the world, man,
we only got families and lives.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
So I had to make a reel like my recap
of my time at the whole Neeland Stadium and everything, and.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I do, thanks coach. I didn't know what a reel was.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Well, some people may not. It's on my Instagram page.
You can check it out Radio Lunchbox. You can go
give it a light, give it a comment, and uh, LG.
I tagged them in it. I invite them to be
a collaborator and they never accept the collaboration.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
But you're talking LG, the mega corporation that is LG.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
The mega corporation, the amazing corporation that LG is, and.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
They're just gonna collaborate with some random nude in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
No, no, no, they are the ones that told me they
paid me to go to their tailgate and advertise and
show everything.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
So I was like, oh this wait, they sent you
money bitcoin and etherm No.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
But they paid me in cold hard check ray.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
That's how I do my business with money.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
And so I put I invite them to collab with me,
and they have never collabed with me. They haven't, they
have not ACCEP did my collaboration. And so I was
talking to the sales girl yesterday and I'm like, hey,
they still never accepted my collaboration. She goes, Yeah, I
talked to them and they said, they're not going to
collab with you.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
That's a good look for the brand.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
And I said, what do you mean they're not going
to collab? She goes, They told me, we are a
large corporation and we have to be very selective on
who we decide we want to collab with.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
Am I not worthy?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
And she said, and so we decided that that we're
not going to collab on that one because it doesn't
fit our brand.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Dang dude, sorry man, cool man, I'm sure it was
a great videography skills.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, it was. It was great. I was like, all right,
cool man, my feelings aren't hurt. Did you do a
voiceover or what is it did? I did do a
little voice over, that's the way to do it. And
I did a little bit of voiceover, and then I
just I did do the I had the rocky top
song underneath it, but when I went to collab with LG,
they're not allowed to use music in their collab, so
(46:04):
I had to take it out. And then they didn't
even collab with me. So I could have left the
damn music in. It made it so much better with
the damn music. But whatever, that's my experience.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well, hold on, you still get paid, right, I still
get paid. So do you give a damn if they collabs?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Exactly? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Delete the video A great video.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Right, I had to wait thirty days?
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Wait is the video? Is it the one you did
for Sore Losers? A different one?
Speaker 2 (46:31):
It's kind of like that though it's it's almost the
same thing. And national's just funny. You paid me to
go so I could put social media content. You would
think you would want to collapse so you get more views,
but instead you decide you're gonna pay me and I'm
gonna sit on the side of the road for a
few hours, and then you're not even gonna collab. Sounds
like a job well done to me.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Dude, That's what I'm telling you. These companies have so
much money to throw money around. Yeah, we've got to
learn which ones are throwing it.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah, we gotta find out.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Man, hit me in the face, slap me.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Hey, but hey, before you go away for the Sore
Losers dot Com, make sure you get your tickets to
the convention Coaches Convention four. We want to see all
you there. Cannot wait. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna
be so much fun. And you know how you're gonna
get there. We're gonna make you money. We're gonna make
you some money this weekend, so you can so you
can book your freaking flights, book your hotel at the
Grand Hyatt, book your rental car, whatever you're gonna do.
(47:22):
Maybe you're getting a greyhound bus. Hey, whatever you gotta do,
get here. You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Guys, if you're taking a greyhound, hit us up, We'll
hit you with a couple bucks. I put my condom on.
I am ready for the music.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Like there are lines that I just do not understand.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Who oh those kind of lines.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, Like I'm looking at the green Bay Packers minus
five and a half at Soldier Field. Let me tell
you something. The Bear suck. The Bears are so bad. Yes,
we fired our offensive coordinator. It doesn't matter. The Green
Bay Packers own the Chicago Bears. It used to be
Aaron Rodgers. And did you see Aaron Rodgers came out
(48:02):
and said they asked him, are you gonna play next year?
He goes, yeah, I think so, Oh my god, Like,
why wouldn't I what in the hell. I mean, who
wants Aaron Rodgers on their team next year?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Dude, He's the guy that won't retire at the lumber mill.
You know. It's like, Dude, he takes so long to
fix the machines. I know he won't retire. Dude. Got
all these new kids that get in there, splitsh splash.
They got it fixed in like a second. We got
some old timer in there. He's all get me. I'd
flashed back to the high school. We did firewatch for
these mechanics, and the older ones sucked ass. The younger
(48:37):
ones are quick, They're skinnier. They could crawl through machines.
You go lock shit up there, like, hey, just spray
the shit around there. Okay, cool maner, I sprayed it
all right, You're good. I have a good break. Gave take
two hours. The older guys, dude, fat as hell, so slow. Ah,
I'm gonna go turn the machine on, give it a crank.
You don't got to give it a crank, man, Just
make double check a triple it. Hey man, I'm gonna
(48:58):
put a fail safe. I'm gonna put three different plates
under here. Just in case the first plate breaks, There'll
be a second plate and a third plate. Dude, you
don't need three plates. Bro, you're too old. Get out
of the lumber mill, that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yeah, And I just don't I don't get it. He's
like the seventh year senior that still hangs out at
the frat house. Like, dude, like, what are you still
doing here? No one wants you, No one that's friends
with you, no one wants to be around. You're not
good anymore. You're washed up. You can't drink as much
as you used to. I know you're a seventh year senior,
but dude, your alcohol intake has gone downhill. You're really
(49:31):
killing the vibe of this party. And that's what Aaron
Rodgers does in the locker room. He kills the vibe.
No one wants to be around him and him saying yeah,
I'm gonna play next year. Oh my god, whoever he
quarterbacks for, I feel sorry for you. Son.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Hey and Christian told us there is no ripping on
frat brothers going back to the house. That is their honor,
and that is their right to go back to the
frat house and park and store their beer in the fridge.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
That's one right. But yeah, give me the green Bay
Packers minus five and a half at the Bay, and
you can take it to the bank. And then, I mean, listen,
your Tennessee Titans are terrible.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
The Tennessee Valls. I was like, top twelve, playoff Heller.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
But I don't understand the Lion.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
I mean, Taj Spears is back, that's true, he'll affect
it here.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
The Detroit Lions, they're they're giving up thirteen.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
We play the Lions.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
No, no, I'm playing. I moved on because I'm worried
about Minnesota. They man, they didn't play good. You know
what I'm wrong. Minnesota's only given up six points. They
didn't play well last week. They dominated the game, they
just couldn't score touchdowns. The Tennessee Titans. Will Levis played
his best game. I would say he looked better. But
the Vikings, I don't know if they're fools, gold or what.
(50:43):
But I don't think you're gonna beat the team. You
can't run against them, and I don't think Will Levis
is very good at throwing the ball. So give me
the Vikings minus six in Nashville. Take it to the bank.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
That's blasphemy, dude, Take it to the bank. Man, you
bite your dick when you're talking to me.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Underneath a billboard that literally says Titans and Vikings Sunday,
that's bullshit, dude, I know.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
I apologize. Man. Yeah, you got anything for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
You ready? Yeah, guys, we're gonna go over to a
sport that we have never done a lock on before.
Get your gloves right up. Fight.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh I thought you were gonna.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
Say cricket Michael Tyson, Logan, Jake Paul. Guys, it's gonna
go eight rounds. Okay, Lunch already told you earlier on
in the podcast two minute rounds. Fat gloves only eight rounds.
Puh Lee's child that has all eight rounds written all
over it. And you're getting an amazing return. It's plus
(51:44):
one fifty. So you put down one hundred, you're gonna
go up to the teller at the casino in Vegas
and get two hundred and fifty. One hundred is your
hundred back. It is a absolute Oh lock it up, Iron, Mike,
Jake Paul, fight over to you.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yeah, And I did read the story about Browny. James
will only play in home games for the G League affiliate.
He will not be getting on the flights to go
to road games. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
It was like one of my buddies do it in college.
He was only about home field advantage. He would never
go sleep at another girl's place. He's like, you gotta
have home court advantage or home bed advantage. I'm like,
what the fuck. He's like, yeah, doude, when I wake
up in the morning, I want my toothbrush, when I
access to all my clothes, and then I'm able to
take them somewhere, whereas if you wake up at their place,
you don't have any of your gear.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
That's the price you pay. Sometimes you're just stranded and
you gotta walk. You gotta get out, like you just
you can't only use your house like because then you
have to take them somewhere, so you gotta wait for
them to wake up. If you are at their house,
you can just say hey, I'm out, and you don't
have to wait for them to oh, lay and find
my car keys, let me go to the bathroom, let
me get like. No, you can just get up and
leave by see you later. Oh my gosh, that's.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
A wild night. How are you? Oh yeah, that was real,
pod Man, And.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
I mean, I don't know that's about I got. I
don't know. Raiders, Dolphin's ugly game. There's not a lot
of good games. Rams, Patriots. Oh hey, Colts, Jets. Anthony
Richardson back under center flag O Flacco flame, he's done.
They got some windsprints in. Anthony Richardson said, I'm no
longer tired. He's coming back in. So you got to
(53:28):
take the Indianapolis Colts plus four and you can take
it to the bank. Take it to the bank. Jets
are got off.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
They're got off. Menory ninety one cents and he's left
the stream. It's just an empty chair. He's topped to
ninety one.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh my gosh, everybody have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
He lost it all and it's a ghost. The Menory
in a chair swinging.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Coach's conventioned for we'd love to see there. Make sure
you get your tickets. Sore Losers dot com we're out.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah, come on, guys, make sure you come to the convention.
We'd love to suck him off with you.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Well, that was weird. That was weird. My wife said, hey,
did you drop off that shirt back at the guy's house.
I borrow a Tennessee shirt for when I went to Kneeland,
but the dude had an extra large. Uh, I can't
wear an extra large, so I just said it. I
put it in my car and I never wore it,
so now I gotta return it forgot still sitting in
the car on the same hanger.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
Did you sound like DoD Man he comes back from
a trip. Hey, man, you know the Vall's hat. It
you let me borrow a dumped alcohol on it no
longer exists. Well, thanks Dodd. That was my good luck hat.
I've never found a hat as good as that one.
Oh man, man borrowing clothes. Chicks do it all the time,
borrowing bras and.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Shit, yeah they do. I mean that's all good. Let's
go home. Man.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
Hey, do you guys got any boxer brief second borrow?
Speaker 1 (54:51):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Please?
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Arnold once? That make my patage luck big fabby.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Alright, man, I'm sweat and I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Oh my god,
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